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BadBoyHalo looked over the table to Skeppy who looked just as confused as he was. What is going on with them? Sapnap and Punz continued to glare at each other when suddenly Dream walked in. “Hey Drea- DREAM?” exclaimed Sapnap. “You didn’t tell me Sapnap was going to be here,” Dream said. Punz looked at Dream and said, “He’s always here.” Then Punz shrugged. “Hello Dream,” Bad greeted him warmly. “Hi Bad.” “I’m leaving before you can start another war,” Sapnap spat at Dream. Skeppy, who had been oddly quiet, volunteered to go calm Sapnap down before he could burn down a whole forest again.
“Dont mind him. He’s still kinda salty you broke out,” Punz explained. “I would guess so,” Dream sighed. Knowing Bad had helped him break out of the prison, Dream asked, “Does anyone know that you both helped me?” Bad spoke up and said, “Sam knows about me but I don't think he is aware of Punz. Other than that, I don’t think anyone knows.” “So neither Sapnap, Purpled, Eren, or Skeppy are aware. Thats good,” Dream said. Punz and Bad nodded their heads in agreement.
“Alright, so Punz, why did you call me over here?” Dream asked. “I was bored and Sapnap has been a dick to me recently.” As Dream opened his mouth to ask Punz a question, Punz said, “And before you can say anything, Purpled has been with Las Nevadas almost all the time. I don’t think i can trust him anymore. Oh and the most recent addition to the Halo family; Eren. He is like literally friends with Tommy. So ya know ima pass on hanging out with him.”
Suddenly, Skeppy came in with Sapnap. “Hey Pan-“ Bad started. “SHUT UP!” Sapnap exclaimed, “ You don’t get to call me that anymore.” Bad look confused, so he looked at Skeppy. “We heard the entire conversation,” Skeppy said, “Bad… how could you? He literally blew up our house!” “Skeppy, I have known Dream for a long time. If you had seen the conditions in that cell…” Sapnap yelled, “Yeah, well he deserved to be in there. Think about Tommy. He killed him!” “And Quackity tried to kill Dream. He isn’t in prison is he?” Bad said in defense. “Bad!” Dream exclaimed, “I never told anyone other than Techno!” At the same time, Punz yelled, “Quackity did WHAT!” “Dad, Quackity might not be the best person but he wouldn’t try to kill Dream,” Sapnap said. Bad started to laugh, ”He didn’t just try to kill him, he tortured him. Every single fudging day.” Punz yelled, “HE WHAT?! Dream were you just not going to tell me anything about this?” “I mean that was the plan.” Sapnap had gone pale and Skeppy had grabbed Bad’s hand. “Honestly, I don’t care Bad. You are your own person. I can’t stop you from releasing criminals from jail.” “Thanks Skeppy.” “Skeppy! You were supposed to be on my side!” Sapnap exclaimed. Skeppy just shrugged. Then, Bad whispered in Skeppy’s ear, “Lets go and let them sort this out.” Skeppy nodded and then walked out the front door with Bad.
“Fucking assholes,” Sapnap muttered under his breath. “I told you Dream. He’s been a dick recently,” Punz said. Dream busted out in laughter (*insert tea kettle*). Then, Punz started laughing as well. Sapnap just looked confused. “You remember that one time he said that to their faces,” Dream said in between laughs. “Yeah,” said Punz almost in tears remembering the event. “Hey! You weren’t even there!” Sapnap said. “I snuck him in that night.” “To do what?” Sapnap asked. “Plan world domination,” said Punz. Dream rolled his eyes and said, “We had a Harry Potter marathon.” “HA I KNEW IT! DAD PUNZ IS GAY!” Sapnap yelled. “Shut the fuck up!” Punz yelled. “You wanna fuckin go goldie?” “Bring it on fire bitch.” As they both raised their hands to fight, Dream said, “Punz, im just gonna leave if all you are going to do is fight Sapnap.” “Yes, please leave,” said Sapnap. At the same time, Punz said, “ Nooooo. Please dont leave me with this dick.” “So now you really wanna fucking go,” said Sapnap. Before this could turn into the Halo Family War P.2 (dont ask), Dream grabbed Punz and dragged him into his room. “YEAH! Run away pussy!” Sapnap yelled.
“Dream, my dear best friend, let me beat the shit out of him,” Punz said trying to break free from Dream’s grasp around his arm. “How about no.” “But he was being such a little bitch!” “You’re only saying that because he is your little brother,” said Dream. “Nuh uh,” Punz said turning his head away from Dream. “Now you sound like a angry 5 year old.” “EXcuSe mE?” Punz said turning his head fastly to look at Dream.
“Anyway, why don’t you hate Sapnap?” asked Punz. “What do you mean? Me and him arn’t like friends or anything.” “Well i was about to beat the shit out of him and you wouldn’t let me,” said Punz. “Well, think about it like this, me and him use to be so close, closer than Tommy and Tubbo.” “But towards the end of y’all’s friendship, didn’t he betray you. He was literally talking shit about you yesterday. And today.” Dream sighed and said, “Do you want to see?” “See what?” “My past.”