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"Why the fuck are we doing this again?"
"Because Yone thinks it would be a good bonding activity for us to spend some time together outdoors"
"Ugh, this is so fucking stupid.. We can have a bonding activity outdoors in more fun ways, like–"
"We are not 'borrowing' Yone's bike again" Ezreal cut him off
Kayn clicked his tongue at being both interrupted and denied his idea
"Aw come on guys, it's gonna be fun! We're gonna get to cook and eat in fresh air, look at the sun set and the stars~" Sett chimed in happily
"And get bitten by bugs and sleep in a shitty tent and have to piss outside– Hmm, maybe that last one's not so bad"
"Ew…" Ezreal made a disgusted face "Don't make me think about that"
"Aw what's the matter? Our little pop prince is too embarrassed to take out his dick for everyone to see?~"
"First of all, why would I do that when everyone can see??? And second I was talking about you, idiot. Don't make me imagine all that" Ezreal said angrily as he jabbed Kayn's arm
"Not my fault you got some weird kinks going on that makes you think about men pissing"
"You're disgusting" Ezreal said before picking up his pace to not walk beside Kayn any longer
'PISS ON HIM NEXT TIME MAYBE HE'LL LIKE IT'
Kayn tried to fend off Rhaast from making stupid comments in his head by swatting the air in annoyed manner
"So why aren't the other two with us if this is such a great activity huh?" Kayn asked again, not able to stay silent for longer than a second
"Because we are the troublemakers that need some time to reflect on our actions" Sett said, quoting K'sante
"Tsk, so this is punishment then huh? Figures"
"Yeah I wonder who's fault is that" A snarky remark from the one in front could be heard
"Don't be bitching from over there! It's not just my fault if we're all going. Pretty sure Phel did some prank again" Kayn then walked closer to Aphelios to give him a fist bump "Nice going with the flour by the way"
Aphelios smiled a little as he bumped Kayn's fist back. He was proud that changing protein powder with flour was just that easy that it now gave Sett paranoia to check every time, even if he wasn't the recipient of said prank
"What did you do again tho?" Kayn rose an eyebrow at Sett, not remembering him being anything but a himbo
"Oh I'm just here to keep Aphelios company and have a camping date~" Sett said with a delightfully big smile
Kayn stuck out his tongue with a bored expression. A cringy lovebird himbo..
"And I'm being punished for literally nothing. Just because some dog over there needs supervision" Ezreal complained
'I'M TELLING YOU, PISS ON HIM. SHOW HIM WHAT A REAL DOG DOES'
"Be careful when talking to dogs like that" Kayn caught up with Ezreal only to whisper into his ear " They bite "
Ezreal got startled and yelped from that, grabbing onto his shirt in a scared manner, making Kayn have a hearty laugh at his expense
"HAHAHAHA… You're so easy to scare holy shit , gonna make me cry from laughing, hahahah…."
Ezreal huffed angrily and kicked Kayn's leg with the intent to make him fall, but it just made the other stumble a little and gave an excuse to pay Ez back with a smack on his ass, to which much protesting was expressed
"They look like they're getting along great~" Sett said with a smile
—
"Guys we might have a problem" Kayn mentioned while the group was setting up their tents
"What's wrong? If you need help hammering the nails in I'm your guy!~" Sett proudly put his hands on hips
"That's not it. We have only two tents"
"Well yeah, we're gonna sleep in pairs!"
"Yeah except that the one you're not using is a one-man tent"
"Oh"
"Huh?" Ezreal peeked from setting up the campfire "Are you serious???"
"We're switching tents big guy, you two are gonna get all up in each other anyways"
"Haha, that's true, but sorry, my big size barely even fits in the one-man tent as is, so no can do" Sett flexed his muscles while saying that
"No no no" Ezreal now approached the others to assess the situation and saw that the tents really were different "You're not serious about making me sleep in that with him ??"
"What, scared I might bite ?~" Kayn teased as he bared his teeth in a smirk
"No! I'd just much rather prefer to not sleep so close to someone that's gonna drool on me and snore in my ear!!"
"Oh please, you're gonna live" Kayn rolled his eyes as he started unpacking their tent
Ezreal grunted in an annoyed and exasperated manner as he went back to the campfire "This is the worst "
'THIS WILL BE YOUR CHANCE KAYN'
—
After the tents were set up the group indulged in outdoor cooking
"At least the meal's tasty. One good thing about this mess" Kayn praised Sett's cooking while eating, to which the big man smiled
"Ma' taught me how to cook so I could make someone fall in love with me through their stomach~"
Kayn eyed Sett's physique that was practically bulging in all places with a sceptical look and hummed "Mmm, yeah, because that is your defining feature"
"At least he knows how to cook, you survive on junk food and whatever you find in the fridge, that's never yours to begin with " Ezreal glared at Kayn on that last part
"You know pop prince, I like you better when you're not complaining all the time. Maybe shove something other up your ass than the giant stick you have now"
LIKE KAYN'S DICK!
"Well sorry for being upset about things not going my way! I was even a little excited about this, thinking it would be a great stream location, but the WiFi from the main building isn't reaching here, and I forgot my powerbank at home and my phone is now that 5% battery, I can't do anything I like"
Kayn did feel a little bad for Ezreal, 'cause while it wasn't the stuff he liked doing he knew it was fun for the pop prince
"I'm just gonna call it an early night I guess and hope I won't— woah???" Ezreal exclaimed in surprise when a phone was thrown his way so nonchalant that he almost didn't catch it
"Have fun" Kayn said before picking up his plate to finish his food
"Huh? Why are you giving me this??"
"Didn't you just say that your phone's too dead to take pics and shit? Here, a phone for you to use"
Ezreal blinked a few times and was surprised that Kayn's phone unlocked without any password or anything and he was being given full access to it
"I'm surprised it's not dead either considering it's you we're talking about" he still teased and earned a glare from the other
" Don't make me take it back "
FIGHT HIM FOR IT. DO IT! TACKLE HIM TO THE GROUND
"..Uh, thanks I guess" Ezreal wasn't sure how to feel about this, because Kayn usually was an extremely private person, to the point of not letting anyone into his room even, yet here he was holding something that to him was a most prized and securely kept possession. Guess it wasn't to Kayn?
—
Having gotten something to do Ezreal went away from their campsite to find good spots for pictures. It was rather dark outside already so not many places worked for him, but hey it was something. Plus he could use the flash to pretend he was in some ghost hunt documentary.
Wanting to check how the pictures turned out Ez opened the gallery and saw that his photos weren't the only ones there. While expected, since it wasn't his phone, he didn't take Kayn for a selfie taker.. Tho it seemed to be mostly fit-of-the-day kind of stuff Kayn did have a few shirtless pictures too
He looked good..
Seeing Kayn shirtless wasn't all that rare or a spectacle usually, but these photos felt.. different. It was like they weren't supposed to be seen. Ez relished in that feeling and got more curious. Not like Kayn gave him a time limit
Having found a spot to sit down, Ez started snooping on the phone more.
First he checked how Kayn has everyone listed in his contacts. Some were boring like 'Yone' or 'Phel', but 'Himbo' for Sett and 'Big Daddy' for K'Sante made him laugh. Ez decided to rename atleast Yone to 'Momma Hen', giggling mischievously.
Seeing himself put in as just 'Ezreal' made Ez feel weird for some reason though. Not even a nickname or an emoji.. just his name. At first Ezreal wanted to rename himself 'Bestie 💅', but something in his heart made him drop the idea and just stop looking at the name. Gave him weird thoughts trying to reason why just 'Ezreal'..
His second snooping was trying to see how predictable Kayn was. If he's the type to take shirtless photos he's also one to take dick pics. But since they were not on his camera roll…
"Found ya" Ezreal had his eureka moment seeing a second calculator app. It was pretty inconspicuous seeing how the default one was shoved into some folders somewhere so this one looked less suspicious, but he knew his phone tricks. Time to see all the embarrassing angles he's taking his dick pics in–
Ezreal froze when he got into the app's secret gallery. It wasn't dick pics or anything incriminating of Kayn, no, it was actually pictures of him . Some old promo pics, some current ones, stills from their music video, photos that Ez had posted on social media and some that seemed to have been taken in secret in their shared house
"What the fuck…"
He stared at all the pictures, especially the ones he didn't know existed. Some were innocent - maybe Ezreal chilling on the couch or eating cereal in the morning, but some were of him sleeping or changing in his room
If Kayn was taking these to sell he would know. Ez was popular enough for such stuff to leak and he sits on social media with secret fan accounts almost all day. He would know
"Ah, there you are! Ez!! It's getting chilly and we're getting ready to sleep, you should come back!" Sett's voice echoed from a distance, making Ezreal aware that it indeed was getting cold out, even if his whole body was on fire
"Be right there!!" Ezreal answered as he closed the app and shoved the phone in his pocket. It felt like it was burning a hole in his pants
—
Kayn was trying to sleep already when Ezreal returned, but it obviously wasn't working since he was more bored than sleepy. The longer he tried the more annoyed he got and clicked his tongue
"Does the phone still got some battery left?"
"..Yeah" Ezreal sat up and rummaged to get the phone from his outdoor pants before giving it back to Kayn
"Cool" Was all that Kayn said before taking it, it was his phone anyways he wasn't about to say thank you
"What, need it to jerk off to my pictures or something?" Ezreal couldn't help being snarky as he lied down, back facing Kayn
"Huh? The fuck kind of pictures did you take?"
"Guess you won't know, I already deleted them after sending to myself"
Kayn just looked confused then "Then what the fuck are you talking about? Like I'd need those pictures"
"Cause you have more?"
"....."
"...."
'OH HE KNOWS'
"Oldest trick in the book - a fake calculator. You could have at least downloaded some app with a password, what are you twelve to use a fake calculator???" Ezreal's voice was getting more and more snarky. He even sat up again to look at Kayn with a shit eating grin "That's so pathetic it's fun– uughh"
Suddenly Kayn discarded the phone to grab onto Ezreal's shirt, aggressively pulling him closer with a snare on his face " Who let you snoop around like that ?"
Ezreal's grin just widened "What? Are you gonna talk about privacy or something, when you're the one taking pictures of me changing? Please don't make this more desperate than it already is~"
Kayn practically growled at that and pushed Ezreal down on the floor, straddling him and taking angry breaths through gritted teeth "You're so fucking full of yourself little pop prince. So what if I'm stalking you huh?" His expression got cocky "Does that make you uncomfortable? Will you cry about it to your fans? Send them after me? I'd like to see them try "
Ezreal did get surprised and silent when Kayn pushed him on the floor like that, but once he was done talking that snarky smile returned, but this time it was more playful "Why would I share my stalker with them? That would make you stop"
"..."
Ezreal just kept smiling while watching Kayn
"Hah… hahahaha. Oh you're a little bit fucked up aren't you?" Kayn was now smiling with an expression that some would call manic "You like that I'm taking such pics. Of course you fucking do, you relish on attention. Hahahaha, oh my god"
'FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH'
"And you probably jerk off while you're watching me. I'd say that's more fucked up"
Kayn smirked in an amused way "You wish that to be true so bad, don't you? You probably love imagining some crazed fan being so obsessed with you that they can't help themselves"
"And what if I do? How far would a fan like that go if given the freedom, hm? What do you think?" Ezreal asked with an oh so innocent face
" Oh you're one sick bastard " Kayn was practically seething with lust as his breathing became more audible. He even let go of Ezreal to sit up and lean back as he ran his fingers through his hair with an exhale just to not snap right there and then
Ezreal rolled his hips from underneath Kayn's straddle to get his attention again "You didn't answer my question.. –!" Ez got a little startled when Kayn suddenly leaned forward again and was just a few centimetres away from his face now, wide bloodshot eyes staring at him
" Do you want a demonstration? "
Ezreal bit his lower lip while staring back at those eyes that were as if threatening him and drinking up the voice that was just slightly not Kayn's own "I do work best with hands-on approach, if you will"
That's all it took for Kayn to pull Ezreal by his collar again and start kissing him feverishly, making the ex pop star giggle at the eagerness of the moment.
They became a mess of sloppy noises and moans, their hands eagerly working on getting off the tiny bit of clothes that they had on. Once Ezreal's shirt was off Kayn broke the kiss to bring his lips down lower, licking and biting at the other's skin
" Gonna leave so many marks on you everyone's gonna know what a fucking slut you are "
"Lucky for me I don't wear crop top– Gghh!.." Ezreal took a sharp breath through his teeth when Kayn suddenly bit the area between Ez's neck and shoulder, hard "F-fu..ck…"
"Not yet. Be patient~" Kayn teased before giving the bite he just did a good slow lick, as it began bleeding, and then ran his tongue over his lips, leaving a small blood stain on them, which really gave his grin a new look "Does this shade suit me? Hahahahaha"
"You-You're fucking insane…" Ezreal covered the bite mark with his hand while panting from the pain
"Aw, what's the matter? Is an obsessed fan fantasy a little too much for you? Sorry, love, we're just getting started" Kayn then lowered his underwear and freed his dick to bring it closer to Ezreal's mouth "Suck it, whore"
Since Kayn was sitting on his chest now, Ez didn't have much of a choice but to open his mouth and start sucking on Kayn. His unfocused eyes didn't hold much secret in showing that he loved being used like that and it amused the other greatly
"Hahahaha, yeaaaah~ That's it~ Looking even prettier now, pop prince, with your mouth full of my cock. Suck it good, don't get too shy, or it might go in a bit too dry. Oh , maybe that should be one of the lyrics in our new song?~" Kayn was relishing in the power trip he was having
Ezreal's eyes went wide with realisation and with a struggle he spat the dick out of his mouth "You're not gonna use a condom???"
Kayn didn't like the blowjob interruption and grabbed Ezreal by the top of his hair to steady his head, and shoved his dick right back in, making the ex pop star gag, saliva dripping down the side of his lip
"Don't have one. Don't need one. You're gonna take it raw and you're gonna like it"
Ezreal wanted to struggle more, but Kayn was relentlessly facefucking him now and it was suffocating , in the most literal sense. Only when Ez's eyes started rolling back into his skull did Kayn stop and let him catch his breath
"I'd love to fuck you passed out, but maybe next time?~" Kayn grinned and used the opportunity of Ezreal being way out of his mind to take off his pants and underwear, and spread his legs "Of fucking course it's shaven" He snarked before sucking on two of his fingers to coat them with saliva before shoving them inside Ezreal
Ez tensed up at both digits being inserted at the same time, but he just let out a meek grunt, still trying to recover from his throat getting abused
"Taking it so well already, god you're such a perfect whore" Kayn praised as he worked Ezreal open. Having no patience anymore he didn't wait to prep him any longer before lifting his legs up together and holding them to the side, against his shoulder, so he could shove his dick inside "Ah fuck.. tight ass bitch… Thought you're gonna be all fucked out and loose. Guess not yet huh? Fine I'll start on that process then~"
Ezreal gasped when Kayn put his entire dick inside with one motion and started fucking into him raw. It stung badly, but maybe he really was fucked up for enjoying being absolutely disregarded and used like that. He was here just for Kayn's pleasure. His biggest fan. And Ez loved his fans~
"Are you fucking serious? You're smiling?? You're fucking smiling while I'm pounding into you like this?! Hahahaha, fucking hell, you're insane "
'YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY. GOOD FOR YOU'
Kayn was getting even more into it seeing such a view and instead of holding Ezreal's legs together to the side he spread them again so he could lean forward between them, observe the fucked out joyful expression even closer
Ezreal used the opportunity to wrap his legs around Kayn's waist while not breaking eye contact, his smile playful and mischievous "Gotcha..~"
It only amused Kayn more. Ezreal really thought he was doing something with this? Fuck he was not coming back from this, no fucking way. This man pleagued his mind every day and night jerk off session and now he's literally fucking him silly. This is gonna haunt his brain 24/7 now
"Choke me…"
Kayn raised an eyebrow at the request and felt his power trip returning at full capacity "You didn't have enough yet??"
"Just fucking choke me!.."
Fucking hell…
Changing their position a little bit so he could support himself with one arm, Kayn brought the free one onto Ezreal's neck to wrap his fingers around his throat and squeezed. He knew exactly where to do so to cut off just enough oxygen supply to make the other feel it and by Ezreal's eyes rolling back in pleasure as he came, he deemed it a success.
Ez looked so hot drooling with his fucked out face like that, cumming from being used and choked.
Fuck
It was making Kayn's heart skip a beat..
He pulled out from Ezreal to stroke himself to completion, adding onto the cum that was already coating the twink's stomach. Before he would wipe it off Kayn took his phone to take a picture before Ez came to his senses, but the fucker actually threw him a peace sign with his tongue out when the camera pointed at him
"Whore.." Kayn remarked after snapping the picture for his now not-so-secret folder and then took care of the cum on Ezreal's stomach before crashing beside him, a blush on his furrowed face
'EZ AND KAYN, SITTING IN A TREE. K-I-S-S-I-N-G'
More like K-Y-S, because Kayn was suddenly realising he was catching feelings
—
"Maaan, this soup is delicious! Honestly perfect way to start the morning, thanks Sett~" Ezreal practically chirped as the group shared a breakfast meal together
"I'm glad to see you in a better mood than yesterday! But guess it jumped onto the next one now" Sett looked at Kayn who was sitting all grumpy while eating
Ezreal just leaned against Kayn with a shit eating grin "Wonder why~"
Kayn made an angry noise before shoving Ezreal away, who just started laughing "Shut the fuck up and eat your soup"
'YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY KAYN. YOU FUCKED HIM GOOD'
Yeah he should be. But now Kayn was in such a fucking mess because he's falling in– ugh , he doesn't even wanna think about that word. And Ezreal somehow fucking knows. He smells it. Of course he fucking does. Little crazy bitch…
"ᵂʰᵃᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ, ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ..?" Aphelios asked while pointing at the fresh bandage on Ezreal
"Oh this? Kayn bit me in his sleep and the bruise looked nasty so I decided to just cover it up~"
Aphelios and Sett looked at each other hearing that and Ezreal's gaze landed on Kayn with a smirk
"Guess that's what happens when you sleep with dogs"
'I LIKE HIM. LET'S KEEP HIM'
He's so fucking dead