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HOLY SHIT. It's been so long since I felt good enough about a fic to post it, but I finally did! I'm surprised my WIP for a BG3 fic wasn't done first, but hey, I'm not gonna complain if this fic is what my brain decided needed to be done.
SO! Quick little explanation;
Adrian is basically a self-insert, to make it easier for me to write. He will be used in probably most of my fics from now on, because it feels more comfortable like this.
He is tan with vitiligo (you can imagine it however you want, I'm not gonna write out every spot as I see it), and blonde hair. His left eye is hazel and his right is pale blue. More features will be mentioned as it's needed, for example if he has a scar in a different fic but this is the base basically.
As for the whole "fucking his way out of dying", I imagine Murkoff doesn't care how Reagents go about getting out of a Trial, so long as they do the missions successfully. They probably find it unorthodox, but since so many of the assets are sexual in nature (Coyle being known for sexual assault prior to being taken, Mother Gooseberry making out with her hand puppet, and several of the grunts talking about the Reagents being cute etc.) I don't think Murkoff finds it super surprising that the more fucked up Reagents (read; kinky) would end up having a roll in the hay. It's probably more weird that they got out of the situation alive, since the assets are aggressive, or that it was consensual. (I personally think Coyle rapes plenty of the Reagents, especially the ones who go in solo, and then they end up dying because he's an asset yaknow? made to kill)
The reason I'm calling this big grunt Cain is just cause he was the first of any enemy to hit me, (not counting the tutorial, Gooseberry fucked me over in that) and I felt it was fitting since we don't get to know their old names
I have not yet read the documents you can pick up in-game, so if any of those happen to talk about anything like sexual encounters, I won't know! I'm gonna read them once I have all of them instead.
ANYWAY ENJOY THE DUMB FIC :)
also, if ive missed any tags please tell me, im not used to tagging anymore and its difficult finding the right words to tag with