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Josh woke up in his band bus, which was parked in a truck stop parking spot. He walked off the bus to see this twink in a red, white, and blue halter top.
"Who's the band on that bus?" He asked to Josh.
Josh stuttered, "W..what bus?"
"That one nerd, the one you just got off of." He said, pointing at Josh's band's bus.
"Oh right. it's probably no one you heard of." Josh's cheeks turned to a tint of pink from embarrassment. The twink then walked over to Josh
"I'm Tyler, and you?"
Josh stumbled back from how close Tyler was, "I'm Josh."
"Well Josh. Go get a room at the Motel Six." Tyler commanded, and Josh listened. He got a room, and led Tyler to where he is staying and awkwardly fumbled with the room key just to drop it.
He turned to Tyler and said, "I think that's yours."
Tyler rolled his eyes, picked it up and opened the door. He pushed Josh in, kissing him, shutting the door behind him with his ass.
Three hours later they were on the floor naked.
Tyler was riding Josh, letting out soft moans. Every time Tyler kissed Josh, it felt like a jam band solo. Josh didn't want to do it no more, he wanted it to be over. It is exhausting love.
Tyler then slipped off Josh's dick, going down to give him another blowjob. Josh wasn't sure if Tyler couldn't stop, or if he wouldn't stop, as the motel gave him five more spots of rugburn.
Josh then felt something stab his back, it was just the wire to Tyler's halter top.
Josh saw his life in split screen, but life's just one shot.
Josh watched Tyler bob his head up and down on his dick, letting out soft, quiet moans, while he was thinking,
"What the hell would I tell Debby, my girlfriend? But the thing is she's not my girlfriend, anymore. I traded it all for some third degree carpet burn."
Josh snapped out of his thought when his head met the floor again, Tyler's kisses still felt like a jam band solo, and knows he will never say 'yolo' ever again.
Josh's mind said "No", and his body said "Hell no". He wants this to be over, Tyler is an exhausting lover.
Couple minutes later, Tyler hands Josh a hot wheels track. Josh raised an eyebrow and said, "Hey that's pretty weird, where did you get that?" Josh was not mildly concerned.
"Never mind that, here nerd, beat my ass in the bath like my dad did when I was a bad kid." Tyler's tone was serious.
"Hell nah! What the hell is this?!" Josh yelled, getting up and pulling on his boxers. "Where did my pants go? Tell me." Josh's tone was stern.
He then turned his head to the door that was being broken up, thinking it was housekeeping. But it was Tyler's girlfriend, Jenna.
Josh didn't know what came over him, and ran out of the motel in his boxers. Some dude named, Mark, live tweeted, as Josh ran half-naked past the Cracker Barrel.
This was exhausting, and Josh definitely was not saying 'YOLO' no mo'.