your rent is due

by kashiwada

Summary:

gakupo and gumi don’t pay rent and get evicted

Chapter 1

“mama!! someone’s at the door!” ryuto yelled across the living room. “WHAT????? THE DOOR???” gumi yelled back. her hearing has been getting worse as she gets older. what a shame

upon getting no response from her dumb ass kid, gumi sighs and walks over to the door. she opens it to a strange face. “who the hell are you?” she says, annoyed. “im your landlord?? we’ve met on multiple occasions. anyways, you haven’t paid rent in 4 months. if you don’t pay it in the next 30 days you guys are probably gonna get evicted”

“ok that’s not my fucking problem… uhh… let me get my husband.” she SHUT THE DOOR on the landlords face and raced to their bedroom where gakupo was playing ‘CA$H BINGO WIN REAL MONEY’ on his phone.

“gakupo” spoke gumi. Her husband looked up at her “what??? did ryuto shit his pants again?? i thought he was potty trained but NOOO he’s shitting here and there and everywhere i’m getting so tire-“ gumi cut him off “NO. and for the record HE HASNT SHAT HIMSELF IN TWO WEEKS. anyways… we’re getting evicted if we don’t pay rent in like a month.”

“WHAT??????” his yell echoed through the whole house making their daughter, una, run to the bedroom to see what’s going on.

“una!! go back to your room. me and your dad have something to talk about” gumi said frantically. una immediately started the waterworks begging gumi to tell her what’s happening. “baby…” gumi suddenly starts sobbing too because when her kids cry she cries.

gakupo starts pacing around the bedroom. there’s no way we can pay rent… he needs the money to play CA$H BINGO WIN REAL MONEY. he’s never actually won anything from it, but he will eventually!!

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whenever gumi and una finally stop sobbing, gumi goes back over to the door. she opens it to the landlords deadpan face. all she does is flip them off and then slam the door in their face. “im not doing this today. there’s a new episode of real housewives airing in like 5 minutes”

 

to be continued…

Chapter 2: lily swings that way

Summary:

they finally get kicked out and they have to go to gumi’s sister’s place…….

Notes:

just wanna mention I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC i got banned from a discord server for having “homophobic gakugumi” as my pronouns im literally one of them PLEASEGUY S

30 days later….

“MAMA!!! SOMEONES AT THE DOOR!!!!!” ryutos dumb ass yells. “WHAAAAT?????? THE DOOR???????” gumi yells in response before getting up to open the door.

she opens the door to see an unwanted face. “ITS YOU!! GO AWAY!!” gumi screams at the landlord before slamming the door. suddenly, something hits her leg. a letter was slid through the door. she picks it up and quickly opens it.

“you’re evicted pack your things and gtfo”

“OH YOUVE GOTTA BE JOKING” gumi yells. she rushes over to the bedroom where gakupo is once again playing CA$H BINGO WIN REAL MONEY. “babe pack your shit we gotta go”

“WHAT??? i’m in the middle of my game. why???” gakupo says, irritated “i was so close to hitting the jackpot”

“we got evicted… do you know anywhere we can stay??? ANYTHING?? i can ask lily but… you know how she is… we can’t stay at her house for long. we can stay there until we find someone else to stay with im sure”

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a few hours later

they arrived at lily’s house. lily was gumi’s sister. they’ve always been close. lily used to crash at gumi’s place all the time. “okay. it can’t be that bad” gumi sighed as she got out of the car to knock on lily’s front door

“who is i- GUMI?? what’s up girl it’s been a while!!!!!” lily said exitedlty

luka walks up to the front door “babe what.. oh your sisters here. hey gumi.” luka spoke

“LUKA??? you guys are?????” gumi SCREMPT

“yep we’re happily engaged 😊😊😊😊😊😊” lily and luka said perfectly in sync

“wow lily i didn’t know you… swung that way…” gumi mumbled

“what are you-“ luka says before she gets cut off by lily

“WELL COME INSIDE!!!! we need to catch up!!!!”

Chapter 3: we got evicted

Notes:

i’m back i will try to update more regularly

“wow lily… i didn’t know you swung that way…”

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“ok so first of all, we don’t have any spare bedrooms so one of you can sleep on the couch and the rest of you can sleep on the floor. you can sleep in the oven if you get cold!” lily ecstaticly says!!! “it’s been so long since you’ve last been here.. ever since the LOVE OF MY LIFE who’s GONNA BE MY WIFE showed up it’s been so clean around here! and she feeds me! what a woman am i right or am i RIGHT!?!?!”

“i didn’t come here to hear you gush about your… engagement.. lily… so we can stay here for a while right? we need to get back on our feet.” said gumi

“OH YA OF COURSE! you’re welcome here any time!! i’ll make sure i don’t throw any nefarious parties in the meantime… you know how it is”

“right…..”

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GAKUPO POV - AT THE CASINO

“KAITO MY MAN MY BRO HOW YOU BEEN??? how’s the wife how’s the kids????” gakupo says PUMPED UP! READY TO SPEND SOME DOUGH!

“WHAT IS UP BROTHER!!!!!! they’re all good!!! rin and len just started high school.. can you believe it!??? they grow up so fast….” kaito replies

“Well…. we just got evicted so… you know why i’m here!!!! GONNA HIT THE JACKPOOOOOT!!!!!”

“AMEN BROTHER wait you got evicted??????? what?????”

“it’s a long story…… 😅😅😅”

Chapter 4: JACKPOT!

"So... you really got evicted huh?" said Kaito, with a sigh. "Well, we're staying with Lily for now. Did you know she's engaged??? to LUKA???? It's unbelievable." Gakupo says, "Ah well, we'll make it past this. Once I hit this jackpo-..."

Gakupo's eyes widened as he watched the slots fall into place.

"Seven.... Seven.... FUCK KAITO LOOK LOOK LOOK" Yelled Gakupo as he grabbed his friend's arm, who was sitting at the machine next to him. The ponytailed man stands up just to fall back to the floor. “YESSSSSSSSSSS YES YES YES GOD YES” he screams
“WHAT??? NO WAY????” Yells Kaito.

“I NEED TO CALL MY WIFE.” Says Gakupo, frantically.

He pulls out his phone and goes straight to his contacts. “Pickuppickuppickuppickup” He repeats while the phone rings for what felt like an eternity. He calls her about 7 more times until she finally picks up.
“What on earth do you want??? I’m in the bat-” Gumi says before being cut off by “I WON I WON. I WON THE JACKPOT GUMI.”Yells Gakupo, in tears at this point. “YOU DID WHAT?? NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T????”

“I HAVE TO GO REDEEM THIS NOW.. CALL YOU BACK LATER BABE. ALSO COME PICK ME UP PLEASE”

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“So, what are you going to do with the money?” Says Gumi, with her hands on the wheel and her eyes on the road. “Triple it” Says Gakupo, gazing at fat check in his hands. “Don’t tell me you’re thinking of gambling the money you JUST won???? WE NEED THAT GAKUPO. WE’RE LIVING IN MY SISTER’S HOUSE!” says gumi, raising her voice.

Gakupo pouts like a little baby and turns his head away from her, looking at the moving trees out of the window.

“Fine. Whatever. I won’t gamble the winnings.” Gakupo pouts.

“I’ll trust you for now..” Gumi sighs. “Well, in any case, we’re loaded now. We should go out for a nice dinner! We haven’t done that in so long!” A smile falls over her face.

Notes:

btw the landlord is yukinasbirthdaychibi