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Sengoku the Buddha has added 7 people to the conversation
Sengoku the Buddha has changed the conversation title to The Seven Warlords of the Sea
Sengoku the Buddha has blocked the leave and mute feature
Sengoku the Buddha: It has come to my attention that the lack of cooperation between all of you is used as an excuse for not completing objectives appropriately. For this purpose, the higher ups and I have decided to give you the opportunity to coordinate and plan outside of the Warlord Meetings. Since some of you seem to believe the attendance is optional.
Bartholomew Kuma: Do you truly think, this is a good idea?
Sengoku the Buddha: What do you mean?
Donquixote Doflamingo: :o
Donquixote Doflamingo: >:)
Sengoku the Buddha: Oh no.
Donquixote Doflamingo has changed the conversation title to fuck the marines
Sengoku the Buddha: @Bartholomew Kuma We may have made a mistake.
Gecko Moria: you think?
Boa Hancock: i did not sign up for this.
Boa Hancock: i am revoking my warlord position, bye.
Sengoku the Buddha has changed the conversation title to The Seven Warlords of the Sea
Sengoku the Buddha: Please refrain from abusing this chat for anything that is not related to work.
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Dracule Mihawk: …does he think that this is going to work?
Jinbe: has he not learned anything from the meetings™
Sir Crocodile: don’t call them that
Sir Crocodile: that makes it sound like there is a mutually felt sentiment towards the meetings, allowing us to feel connected in using it as a joke
Sir Crocodile: the only thing I feel for them is rage and i don’t want you to get any illusions that don’t hate you
Dracule Mihawk: Honestly, fair.
Donquixote Doflamingo: i for my part think its hilarious
Donquixote Doflamingo: the entire government name is taking me out tho
Sir Crocodile has changed Donquixote Doflamingo to chicken
chicken: you know what? i kinda vibe with it
Sir Crocodile: of course you do
chicken has changed Sir Crocodile to croco
croco: i´d change it back but i don’t want to give you the impression that i care in any way, shape, or form
Jinbe: i can respect that.
chicken has changed Jinbe to fish
Boa Hancock: i just realized we all have an animal theme
Dracule Mihawk: I am honestly contemplating if they did that on purpose.
croco: i cant see them doing anything for the aesthetic. not with those uniforms
chicken: fr
chicken: if the marines are meant to serve why are their outfits so ugly
Boa Hancock: asdfghjk
Boa Hancock: i want you to remember this as the first and only time, you ever made me laugh out loud.
Boa Hancock: it will never happen again.
chicken has changed Boa Hancock to danger noodle
danger noodle: excuse you.
Dracule Mihawk: As much as I agree with the sentiment, @chicken I don’t think you have any room to judge people´s outfit choices.
Dracule Mihawk: I have yet to see you wear anything that doesn’t look like a homeless, blind person dressed you.
chicken: idk how to tell you this
Dracule Mihawk: ?
chicken: anyways the difference is that i still slay
chicken: literally and figuratively
chicken: also
chicken has changed Dracule Mihawk to ovo
ovo: What is that?
chicken: an owl
chicken: look it has the beak and all
fish: yes, i see the resemblance.
croco: uncanny
ovo: I hate all of you.
ovo: Also, shouldn’t it be a hawk at least?
chicken: no
croco: no
fish: no.
Gecko Moria: somehow, I feel like giving all of you room to interact more will cause double the problems, it solved.
chicken: i live to inconvenience
croco has changed the conversation title to fuck the marines
croco: good
chicken: !!!
chicken: you continued my joke!
chicken: are you in love with me
croco: die in a fire
chicken: taking that as yes
fish: god.
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Sengoku the Buddha has changed the conversation title to The Seven Warlords of the Sea
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Sengoku the Buddha: I expect more professionalism in the future. This is for strictly work-related topics.
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fish:
fish: well, this is awkward.
croco: does he really think that is going to work?
chicken: no
chicken: he thought some blocked feature would stop me
chicken: ill make it my sole purpose in life to prove him wrong
danger noodle: has any one ever told you, that your tendency to obsess over the slightest issue is freaky as shit?
chicken: spite was among the top three reasons i joined the warlords lol
fish: spite for the navy, the world in general, or somebody else?
chicken: yes
fish: understandable have a nice day
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