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“You can fuck me…. However you like….” Sllayer said as he unbuckled Johns pants, the smell of smex was in the air. “Slayah, pls don’t rape me. We need to save the world from demons!” Johhn responded. “Nope, survived worse when fucking.” Slayer responds as he gets dwn to go sucky-wucky on John.
Oh fuck, duck, ducky, hey ducks are cute :D
Slayer starts to suck Johns’ dic, “Ugh, Slayer-Kun, please stop.” Johnny said with moans in his voice. Slayah stops, only to take offhis pants and sit on Johnns dik with his anal hole. Slayer bounced up nd down like he was on a tramboline.
“Yipee :D” Slayer yelled excitedly as he started to bounced harder, John’s moans getting louder. Finally his sperm spermed all over Slayers asshole. “Oh wait wtf did I doooooo?!” Slayer said in panic when the shiny stone Dank Lord stopped being shine.
“What he fuck was that?!” John yelled at Slay, “Its how they control me, Davoth loves it :(.” Slayer responded to John. "Bruh y?" Jon asked in confusion, "Hes a pervert xD." Slay responded as his gren eyes sparkled against Johns.
Sparkles met an were so strong sparkles turned into glitter, it teleported tem to Davath. "Hehe I jerked Slayer of to find you John :)." Dank Lerd spoke, "Oh noo" John exclaimed as Dadath tied him to a wall and took his apnts off.
Davath wet in and out of Johns ass and got him pregars, Slayer untiled Joh ad Davoth looked at the babi. Dark Lock kicked John's pregnant stomach and John shitted out the baby, "Yippee a new sex toy :D" Dovoth said exidedly.
Stone wall exploded and smokes filed the rom, in walked Betruger with bunny suit. "All of you are insane >:(" Betrayer started, "So Ill kill you >:D" Betrugert finished and snappy-wappy wapped his fingers and the room explodeded.
Earth got invaded and humans were forced to make shirt for Chinese shirt shops, The End!