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You would say you had a great life. Not the most perfect, sin free, pure life like your parents wanted, but it wasn’t straight up a shit show.
You worked hard, didn’t do drugs, didn’t become a whore, never commited crimes, and had a good goal set for you. You had it good amongst others who were less fortunate. Sure, your friends would call you a prude for not even drinking, but you were the last one laughing as you weren’t the one who had liver problems.
Yet you still died. Died in the most stupidest way possible. Gunned out because you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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The Cleansing was horrid everytime it happened. Sinners run around in fear, Overlords take cover, and the exorcists always have a blast and a half killing these wayward sinners as punishment.
“Take out as many as you desire, everyone, time’s running out!” One exorcist said with glee as they dug the angelic spear into a sinner’s heart. The other angels all laughed and continued on with their slaughter.
The angelic tower shined brighter than the red glow Hell produced, with a golden beam shooting in the air indicating the Cleansing was in process, and the top hourglass empty of sand.
But soon, everything changed when the ground began to shake more violently, and a sky ripped it’s reality, opening up and a glow was seen. A ball of fire, shooting from a portal that once led to the mortal realm, now a gateway to the underworld.
Surviving sinners watched as the angels could only guess that a new unfortunate sinner had fallen, and their voice was heard. The winners would say it was the sound of god, the sinners would say it was the sound of something soothing and angelic. But in reality? Well…
“ AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! ”
The fireball went right through the angelic beam, golden and red clashing with one another before the fireball continued to fall and crash landed in the city. The flames around the object soon dissipated as it was revealed to be a freshly fallen sinner.
Who is the sinner? Why, you of course! Your new home is awaiting!
You groaned in pain as you felt mud and concrete rubbing against your cheek. Eyes barely opening, your blurry vision merely allowed you to only see red around you, with a hint of yellow. However, it soon faded when the ground began to shake and screams were getting clearer.
You shot up and looked around, finally able to grasp what you were seeing. A never ending red sky, and smoke rising from fallen buildings. You grabbed your face with your hands, but felt another pair or arms wrapped around your waist. You flinched and looked down, only to see a pair of smaller arms connected below your bigger arms.
“The fuck…?” You squeaked out, taking notice that your appearance was majorly different. You lifted your head, eyes squinting when you spotted a glowing sign, one that explains what was going on.
“Welcome to Hell, Motherfuckers !!”
“Ah, piss…” You groaned, but soon the adrenaline wore off as you heard more screams and a body laying in front of you. You yelped in fear and scrambled away, but something behind you blocked your escape. You looked up to see a figure with gray and white clothing, with a glowing mask that had a grin.
“Look what we have here? We got a big one, boys!” They called out for the others, where they surrounded you with their spears out and ready.
“A freshly fallen sinner!” One smiled widely.
“What should we do with this one?” Another asked.
“Treat the filth the same as the others,” The one behind you replied and you gulped as they got closer to you while you were scooting away from them.
“H-h-hey now! Can we talk about this like civil beings? Human to…” You paused. “Human?” The exorcists merely mocked you and grinned darkly as they brought out their spears in front of you. You tried to push back as far as you can, fear rising up as you shut your eyes shut, wanting the pain to be over with.
But nothing happened, because you felt something big and fluffy behind you, and it caused wind that pushed the angel away. You opened your eyes to see giant and fluffy wings that came out of nowhere, and connected to your back.
“Oh shit, I have wiIIIIINNGSAHHH-!!” You couldn’t finish your sentence as your newly acquired wings decided to take over and made a huge gust of wind while flying off. The exorcists coughed from the dust inhaled and watched in slight shock as they watched you fly away while yelling in fear.
“Uhhh… what should we-?” One exorcist pointed as another slapped the back of their head.
“Get them, you idiot!” They growled, and the group of angels followed in pursuit of the new sinner, determined to not let one worthless soul escape from their grasp.
Meanwhile, you were still terrified at the fact you have wings, and they’re not letting you take control on wherever else the fuck you’re flying off to. You were covering your eyes as you avoided building to building, and dodged any angel trying to tear your head off.
You flew past a drone, whose camera followed your every move, and somewhere in a hidden bunker, a giant Tv screen displayed everything that was happening outside in the chaos. The Overlord controlling the drone was amused at what she was seeing, while the other Overlord was also getting hooked on the scene in front of him.
“Holy fuck, you seeing this shit, Vox?” Velvette called over from the couch, where the said demon was in the kitchen, stirring his spoon into his coffee with a bored expression on his face.
“Not interested,” He bluntly said, nothing even bothering to turn his head or tune into the Tv. It was the same old experience every Cleansing to Vox. Sinners die, the Exorcists laugh, shades of red everywhere like usual.
“Would you be if I told you a flock of Exorcists are chasing one being?” Valentino piped up, raising an eyebrow. That perked up Vox’s interest slightly, to which he begrudgingly stalked over to the couch, and sipped his coffee slowly.
“All that for one weakass sinner?” He raised an eyebrow, intently watching as the camera moved every time the sinner flies and the angels follow. He squinted his eyes while watching the sinner, when the figure starts getting bigger and bigger.
“The fuck-?”
Thud
The three Vees all jumped at the sudden moment when you crashed against the drone, causing it to crash against the ground, and the camera lens to crack. You stared at the camera lens in horror as you spewed out apologies and grabbed the drone, setting it on a fence and positioning it upright.
You just stood there for a moment as you watched the camera zoomed in a little closer, suddenly feeling like you could feel the eyes of the controller of the drone.
“Hi-?” Was all you could say before you screamed again when your wings took you elsewhere, the flock of angels following you with fury. The Vees sat there and stared at the screen, dumbfounded at what they witnessed.
“Shame a sexy thing like that is going to be killed,” Valentino suddenly broke the silence, inhaling smoke from his cigar.
Back to you, the angels were finally getting sick of the chase, so one of them threw their spear at you, where you dodged it again, but didn’t see the broken street pole in your way, and you crashed into it, falling onto the ground.
You whimpered in pain and laid on your back as you saw the exorcists landing in front of you, finally able to kill you once and for all. You glared at them as you started to feel angry, angry that they wouldn’t leave you alone, and you want them gone, you want them to leave, you want them to die .
“Get the fuck away from me,” You snarled, the terrified look now morphed into a furious one. They ignored you, and merely tormented you further while getting closer.
“I said -!” Something inside you felt like it was boiling, and it building up in your throat, your eyes darkened intensely, and you finally broke.
“Get AWAY!!”
BOOM
Sinners and Exorcists together froze from the loud explosion, where they all looked and eyes widened in horror as soon as they saw what happened. A blast, one that dug into the ground and disintegrated buildings like it was nothing. It made its way from across the city, and it was caused by you. You caused the explosion, and the deaths of angels.
All the while you were still laying on the ground frozen, unable to process what just happened until a metallic thud broke you out of your trance. You looked down to see a helmet from an angel laid in front of you, and you panicked.
“I killed an Angel, I just killed an Angel, oh fuck…” You kept on mumbling, but then you saw more exorcists in the sky, staring at you with wide eyes. Some with rage, some with fear, but no one could do anything else when a sudden noise was heard.
DING
DING
DING
DING
They all looked back at the angelic tower as the clock reset, and they hesitated, looking back at you, but just glared at them with a snarl. They soon slowly fly away, heading towards the portal that opened, and you soon feel calm once more. Just when you were about to move, you flinched when you saw several glowing orbs appear from the ashes of the ground, and floated up towards you.
10 golden orbs wisp around you, before they flew straight into you, the glowing faded inside your chest. You softly gasped as you felt them swirl in your heart, but you didn’t have time to process it as you saw surviving sinners crawl out from their hiding places and look at the damages you caused.
You quickly scooped up the angelic helmet, and ran off to who knows where, you just needed somewhere to hide. You blended in with the crowd, who never saw such raw power from anyone. And no one knew it caused it.
What a way to make a ruckus in Hell.
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“I’m Katie Killjoy!”
“And I’m Tom Trench!”
“And here we have some breaking news!!”
“Seconds just before the Cleansing was coming to an end, a spontaneous huge blast of destruction appeared on the east side of the pentagram all the way to the north side, causing a thousand mile long crater!”
“No one is quite sure if an exorcist caused such a mess, but we sure know one thing!”
“We have never seen such power like this before! Could this be a new uprising Overlord?”
“Of course not, you fucking idiot!”
“Suck my dick, Katie!”
“Only if you can find it, Tom!”
“
My my, what a fascinating turn of events,
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