Chapter Text
As it starts with these diaries of mine, I have a small tale I must recount before I continue on to what has the week brought.
I sit here in the cafeteria with a wide smile on my face as I eat one of the most delicious jello cups this facility has ever made. The flavor is listed on here as “Nuclear Lemon” but I sincerely doubt that it actually has any uranium, plutonium, or any other materials that would produce radiation.
Dr. Science sits across from me with her usual tray of slop. She says that she wants to make the cafeteria food better, but first she has to find some way to tame the cheese burger terrors that she has in her lab.
Horrifying. Even if I had a hand in their creation. <- She made me write that. This diary is not going to be read by anyone, but me so I don't know why she made me write it. Yet still, I do. She is very authoritative.
Anyways, I must actually tell the tale of what happened to me this week.
As I have predicted the last time I wrote in this book, I AM FINALLY A PROJECT LEAD!
Our supervisor has finally given me the opportunity to start with Project Subservience.
[a few names were crossed out before “Subservience” was underlined]
It has finally deemed me worthy for the task, I am ever so grateful for the opportunity. I know you will never read this, Kayla but if you somehow managed to find this page- first, STOP READING. second, thank you!
The project already has a few subjects picked out (a rat, a crow, and salmon) (we think that the subjects were 'chosen' because they were in the kitchen or in our trash.) and they need two more to round out it up to five.
So my first task is to find some new subjects for the project. I'm not exactly sure where I might acquire some subjects? But maybe I'll try and use my weekly nature allowance to search for some forest animals. There's bound to at least be something in the forests here.
So I [the page is stained with a yellow liquid, smudging the rest of the paragraph]
I think I'm quite full right now, I'll be updating this as I go along with the project. I will return to my office now, good bye!