My friend tries to write a fic and I try to ruin it 3

by Null24 (orphan_account)

Summary:

Read part 1 for summary

Notes:

Hi -D

Chapter 1

Bassanio loves rich people, dottore is a rich man with 100 rizz, bassanio passiontaley makes out with dottore, very fun. Suddenly, Dottore is arrested and Bassanio is sad :(. Dottore is guilty and in jail. Except il dottore is a eccentric genius accoering to genshin wiki.com, he blows up the jail, pure geneius. Unfortunately, he is arrested again and goes to maximum security prison. this is so sad. Except bassanio breaks into the jail passionately and escapes with dottore armm in ar, they passionately make out with much rizz. Unfortunately, Shylock kidnaps them and they are held hostage. Shylock murders Antonio. Maximillion Galactica is sad. bassanmio does kung fu on shylock and il dottore blows up shylocks house, the two escapw with rizz. Shylock in his dying moments hires Shelly DeKiller to murder them. They are unaware. Tino is sad. il dottore hires local magician krupp to handle shelly dekiller, the two escapem to belmont with kys. Portia sees Bassanio cheating and tries to arrest him as Balthazar. It works. He's feeling sad. Il dottore in true italian fashion uses his alpha segment to challemnge portia, she loses. bassanio is free now. Portia uses her Omega Sigma Delta segment to challenge Dottore and Bassanio. They lose. kys. mean. dottore uses his omega delta alpha sigma male segment, its super effective!, they leave belmont to scotlanmd, with rizz. Shelly DeKiller follows them and boards their plane. He commits terrorism??!?!?!?! They're on uninhabitted island. wax artist shows up with rizz and deports france ball. then he saves dottore and bassanio, they are in england. Arthur deports them to Belmont. Portia uses her AlphaBetaGammaDeltaEpsilonPhiThetaSigmaChiPiOmega segment to launch them to USA. Shylock is dead, they land safely in the USA, they make out in mcdonalds andf buy a mcflurry, then share it. Shelly DeKiller blows up the McDonalds lmao. They are then arrested by Michelle Obama. kys.
il dottore blows up theprison anmd then the whitehouse, they escape to spain, they make out wiuth rizz. Unfortunately, Portia was in Spain and eviscerates them with her AlphaBetaGammaDeltaEpsilonZetaEtaThetaIotaKappaLambdaMuNuXiOmicronPiRhoSigmaTauUpsilonPhiChiPsiOmega segment. They stop breathing. unfortunately, il dottore breathes again and performs cpr on bassani, they escape soain to ireland and kiss with love. Unfortunately they don't speak English and are ostracized, they are forced to leave to Venice. they go back to venice, they buy a house and adopt 7 children who dottore makes into segemnts, happy family. The house suddenly explodes because Shelly DeKiller terrorism. The police realize they are guilty, arresting them. their segment children bl;ow up local police station and jail amd they live out their days in a forest. BTS kidnaps only Bassanio and leaves Dottore on his own. He can't go to Korea. he sends his segment children to korea and they become the most famous boy band, they ship bassanio back, rizz. Portia murders the children with her AlphaBetaGammaDeltaEpsilonZetaEtaThetaIotaKappaLambdaMuNuXiOmicronPiRhoSigmaTauUpsilonPhiChiPsiOmega segment. Dottore can't meet BTS's demands. kys lol. dottore enters korea illegally anmd uses hios sigma male segment to ban BTS and then ban portia from 197 counntriews. However, the ransom still remains. Y/n pays the ransom and Bassanio loves them forever 😁. dottore uses the kids as blackmail and bassanio immediatlery falls in love again, thay have more kids throuygh adoptionm witrh rizz. Bassanio escapes the abuse and goes back to his true love y/n 😍😍😍😍😍. Dottore's resigned. dottore makes a segment of bassanio anmd wirh their children live happily in the foredst, with lots of rizz. Unfortunately Supreme Calamitas destroys the entire forest and they are evaporated. Only dottore survives. Portia is sad. dottore makes more kids thrpugh adoption and resides in the poppy playtime factory, huggy wuggy is spirit animal. THE END

Chapter 2: Spoilers Inbound

Summary:

Ok so this started out as the usual and then we just put in a billion spoilers and then looped back around to yeah spoilers for:
Harry Potter
Of Mice and Men
The Man in the High Castle (Book)
The Outsiders
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
Ace Attorney Investigations 1
World War 1
My Immortal
Portal 1
Doki Doki Literature Club
Geometry Dash
Irish Civil War
Soviet Russian History
Cúpla
Omori
World War 2
Undertale
Kung Fu Panda
The Bible (New Testament)
Kensuke's Kingdom

Tolys saw Steve and he was so amazing omg he had such a good Minceraft world they kiss passionately. Éile kisses mozart passionately. antonio gives steve a bag of diamonds, hes now in love. They were playing with mods Tolys takes a gun from Steve's house and shoots Antonio he dies L. Éile ÓBraonáin is cancelled. portia uses the law and aressts steve and places him in the courts. His lawyer was Kristoph Gavin he forges evidence ez win. Steve kisses Tolys passionately after he leaves court. Yay! Mozart is a dictator.
elon musk uses ai to brainwash steve and make him in love. Steve drinks milk to remove the effect and he kisses Tolys with passion. Éile ÓBraonáin gets into a car crash. shes now paralysed for life. snake kills dumbledore yipee! Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way says abra kedabra and then Sunny kills his sister. Steve uses metal detector Karma guilty. il dottore in fortnite. lennie rises from the dead and shoots george, then he tends to the rabbits. Grasshopper book is irl confirmed???? Dallas Texas suicide Archduke Franz-Ferdinand dies in Endgame. Phoenix gets hit by a car. kendrick lamar gets hit by car and is paralysed for life ww2 spoiler, germany too op need nerf!! france too weak need buff!!!! The cake is a lie the demon guardian escapes Monika kills everyone but Steve and Tolys kiss passionately. Chara evil. kung fu panda spoiler lord shen kills po multiple times no cap, lord shen is the best, stalin is paranoid, spoiler alert lenin suffers two strokes, michael collims died in irish end game, michael collims gets sniped, those godamn british. Suddenly Steve and Tolys kiss and they garden together in peace and happiness :) (Mia feys dies in InfinityWar). antonio rises from the dead and pays shylock to execute steve and then antonio becomes shylocks discord kitten !! Steve gets the guns in his house and shoots Shylock immediately LMAO get rekt and pwned. (Detective Badd is actually Yatagarasu) mozart beats eile up (Just like her father -N) (im not giving eile a fada becuase she doesnt deserve one, like her father) timmy the tiger sucks kys roflmao. and then mozart gets cancelleed but he is above cancel culture so he canceles the cancel culture. Meanwhile Steve and Tolys kiss yay fun! Anyways Mozart uses his Twitter clout to cancel Éile, she dies in Irish civil war circa 1923. mozart solves the riemanm hypothisis and succesfully speaks north snetiliese. spoiler alert for kenzukes kingdom the boy lands on north snetinel island, how does he survive? idk Steve realizes Antonio is alive and shoots him with the gun and burns his corpse. Bible Spoiler: Judas Betrays Jesus. major spoiler alert jesus revives from the dead. Just like Undyne in Undertale because they both had totems of undying from Minceraft. Napoleon loses Waterloo and goes to St.Helena. jesus revives again and drags steve to hell, steve and satan make out, mozart dies. Tolys shoots Jesus w/ gun he dies cuz its Minceraft. Steve trick Satan into letting him leave. He kisses Tolys.satan makes out with shylock and satan becomes shylocks discord kitten, antonio goes to hell for anti semtism. Steve used mods to travel back in time & kills Jesus' grandfather. He is never born and Satan dies LMAO. mammoth revives satan and satan slaps steve and paralyses him. timmy the tiger cheats on maraid with mincecraft steve. Steve realizes he has a wife and kids and leaves. He pursues his true love Tolys. "How was your day pookie uwu?" Steve asks. horrible because now youre here, leave me alone you monster, im married to mozart now !!!! satan drags steve back to hell and slaps him again. Steve is into it and dies so he can respawn in his house. "Tolys I'm so into this ugh" time for our daily daily investigation of the human body, why do humans have toenils, to kill minecraft steve
minecraft steve is horrible do not ship !!! wax artist x mozart always prevail no 1 ship fr fr

Chapter 3

Summary:

TW: Murder, Genocide, Fnaf lore

white guahdrd (i cant spell) was sunbathing when suddenly the black gaurd wall hacks out the umbrella and now they are togteher forever. Meanwhile Edgeworth was on Mars doing space stuff, you can't sunbathe on Mars duh. Bassanio is gay. he drops down from mars from extreme gravity and lands on both gaurds, "i am lover from mars." Suddenly Edgeworth breaks the laws of physics and jumps back to Mars, he does hydroponics. "nooo! i must return to my beloveds" he jmps down again and brings madagascar uno cards and they fall hard. Suddenly Edgeworth noclips into Earth and is stuck in core. The guards teleport to Mars. but thay can teleport with umbrella! (get rekt) so they go back to earth and go to war with earth to free him. Unfortunately, mother nature always wins and they lose the war, this is so sad can I get an f in the chat. f. they are still determined to get him, they take merchant anontio and swap him, shylock is very happy lol. Except it wasn't Miles Edgeworth at all. It was Y/n. They are shocked gasping emoji. where is the rel miles edgeworth?!?!?!? gasping emoji x 3, i hate speeders y/n gets drowned for this tomfoolery, the gaurds search the earth. Suddenly, Y/n is revived, tells guards "know where Edgeworth is". First, they must defenestrate 67 orphans. they make quick work of the orphans using madagascar uno cards, they are tempted to betray y/n, perhaps a later time. Y/n then says "lmao I never knew where he was lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao" they make quick work of y/n via madagascar uno cards, they clip y/n into jupiters get rekt lmfao. Unfortunately y/n stole their teleportation umbrellas and teleported to Mars. Guards can't find Edgeworth :(. "the gaurds summon wax artist phillepe and he uses to freeze y/n (wax artist solos emily mains, get rekt lmao lmao lmao). Wax artist is arrested for freezing y/n and goes to jail immediately. Umbrellas go missing.using the friendship of gay the umbrella makes its way back to the owners, wax artist is freed by tumblr. Kay steals umbrellas and madagascar uno cards. Waxy stays in jail bc Patricia Roland uwu. the gaurds must inact revenge, they tackle kay and put her in polish jail, and they back the madagascar uno crards and umbrella. ( get soloed). Polish people see them being gay and they go to jail w/ Kay :(. Bassanio clips into the core with antonio and they make out passionately. the gaurds get voted into polish governemt, alex from madagascar breathes. Suddenly Alphys teleports them to Mars. They umbrellas lose teleportation; they are stuck :(. the spiders from mars beat them off of mars and back to earth, they set out to find edgeworth in the wild west. Unfortunately they find nothing. They begin to think that Alphys may have the key to all of this (WINK WINK HINT HINT D) gasping emoji x 3, they walked over to mars (who needs space ships get rekt lmao get better, imagine not being able to breath in space, skill isusse) they interogate Mars because they went the wrong part of Mars' orbit. They wait for Mars come. (ermm what the flip man) they get depressed sad face x10, but they have madagascar uno cards to motivate them muehehhe, they thrown y/n into a black hole, bassanio and antonio are also in there. Mars come and they see Alphys "Edgeworth is in Mars' core idiots lmfao lmfao lmfao." omg!! gasping emoji!! the guards walk to marrs core and reunite with miles edgeworth after like a bazillion years lmao. Unfortunately Alphys is evil and teleport guards to Jupiter. "mwahahahahhahahahaahaahhah what will you do now? miles edgeworth gets a major powerup, he is now the main character, he clips into jupiter but then plot twist gasping emojo!! he gets suffoctaed. skill isue lmfao get better. The guards can't save him in time and they're all stuck there. This is so sad RIP. did you know i know i know everyones ip adress get rekt, the gaurds are already so they save him and miles edgeworth clips them into earth. He dies shortly thereafter and William Afton gives remnant to Jupiter. Edgeworth is now Jupiter. kay betas william afton. now there is a giant plot tiwste gasping emoji, earth is in love with jupiter, the gaurds are in lov with jupiter and jupiter is in love with the polish governemnt and polish government is in love with hungarian goverment. Edgeworth (Who is Jupiter) Vaults out of the solar system and causes chaos, killing 20 billion people rip. the polish and hungarian government are happily married in couples, some of them even doubled up (wink wink emoji). Edgeworth then rams into Earth killing the entire human race the end rip humanity

Notes:

Hi -N, Also Alternate ending, Dottore is killed immediately by the guillotine in part one chapter 4. -N

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 3 of Friend tries to write a fic and I try to ruin it