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Brumira Drabbles/au Collection <3

Summary:

Just bc I have so many ideas that I don’t fully flesh out but still want to share.

Also, this may not exclusively be all brumira, I might add in some other ships, but they'll be the minority of this collection.

!!! Chapter 8 contains noncon !!!

Notes:

Catgirl Mirabel au that I cruelly subjected the brumi discord to.

Chapter 1: Catgirl Mirabel

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Maybe Bruno lets Mira suck on his fingers if she’s really good (she likes to suck on them like a pacifier.) 😌

He’s just sitting on the couch, watching The Witcher or smtn, and scratching his balls, and she has her head on his lap, looking up at him in total unabashed adoration with two of his fingers in her mouth.

Maybe he “scratches” his nose and she just giggles because he’s so cute even when he’s picking his nose.

He’s barely even paying attention to her but she just loves him so much!

Randomly, she bites down on his finger, just to see his reaction.

(It’s not pleasant.)

He yowls and she thinks it’s funny because he sounds like a cartoon character!

Kittens do like nibbling and licking, what other way to express that besides with his hands!!

Mira also likes it when Bruno rubs her back or scratches behind her ears.

But 🚫 stomach!!!

Cats don’t like to be petted on their stomach!!! 😡

She’s also very ticklish and he knows, but the last time he tried to tease her he ended up with scratches all over his face :/

(but it was kinda hot…)

My man’s a sucker for punishment. ~~

Sometimes he’s like: “All alright Mira, you can cut the act for just a second. Your stomach is just so fucking soft. 🥺”

Mira pouts and is like “Fine. You can knead biscuits into it wink wink 😉.”

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Bruno’s a bit musty.

A bit crusty.

His hair’s pulled back into a low ponytail, he’s in a baggy hoodie and 10-year-old jeans, and out-of-date prescription glasses with one of the handles almost falling off.

Then she’s just there, pretty ringlets with kitty ears and bows and clips, expensive filly lingerie, ((a booty plug tail hee hee)), thigh-high paw socks, and a full face of makeup.

But she’s looking at him like he’s the most beautiful thing in the world. <3

She bats her eyes at him, twirls one of her curls around her finger, and gets all flustered.

“You’re so pretty, tío…”

He almost spits out his tenth black coffee of the day.

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Bruno has given up on most stuff. Too depressing and strenuous.

But thank god he has a niece he gets to provide for in exchange for cuddles, affection, and mind-blowing sex! ☺️

He’s kinda neckbeard-ish but sweet and shy. Yes, he watches Marvel but he thinks the Disney+ series are crap. 🙄

And he respects women. 😌

He respects one particular woman so much that he’ll absolutely die for her and give her everything she wants because she’s the world to him! 😫

(Spoiler: it’s his niece)

And he owns a katana.

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Hmm Perhaps Mira should learn some tricks 🤔 (ignoring the fact that she’s a cat.) Her rolling over would actually be so fucking cute.

Sticking her “paw” in his face while he’s trying to work (maybe even while he’s on Zoom calls just to be extra annoying.

Imagine explaining that to your boss. 😣

“Sorry sir, that was my barely legal niece with whom I’m engaged in a fetishistic relationship where she pretends to be my cat and I pretend to be her doting owner. My apologies for the interruption. I’ll put her back in her cage now and tell her no treats after dinner.”

*Audible hiss in the background*

Maybe if she sits on her knees under ~~ Daddy’s ~~ Bruno’s desk and gives him really sad sowwy eyes he’ll let her suc his dick. 🥺💕

But even if he tries to shoo her off she’ll bite his hand and blow him anyways. She’s a little troublemaker. >:3

Cue Bruno talking about serious businessman stuff with his dick in her mouth.

Of course, she doesn’t let him cum until it’s his turn to talk. Maybe he’s the one who gives the closing statements. 😏

Chapter 2: Incubussy

Summary:

Incubus Bruno, but he really sucks at his job.

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He’s all skin and bones, not intimidating in the slightest: tiny widdle wings, a tail between his legs.

Shivering at the draft in the convent. It’s so cold and he has nothing but a thin loincloth!

And satan really chewed him out for not being seductive enough, so he’s a blubbering mess.

He’s hiding behind the communion rails, shaking and wobbling his lip. He knows Sister Mirabel will be there any minute, but he doesn’t know how to talk to girls, especially mortal ones!!!

He’s a beast in the bed, he’s a sex demon after all, but initiating the sex is the hard part.

El Diablo calls him a pussy but he’s just a lil guy! :’(

Chapter 3: Catholic Guilt

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Bruno derides Mirabel for how perverted she is for lusting after her own blood-related uncle, telling her she’s sick and what would happen if the family found out, all while fingering her.
Mira totally getting off to it, all her guilty thoughts she’s beaten herself over for however long are being validated (in an odd way.)

She does want her tío to kiss her and tell her how gross she is!!

They both have degradation kinks and the only therapy is sex. 🤭

Mirabel, being a submissive freaky freak, happily gets off to Bruno essentially confessing he’s felt the same way about her. >:)

When he finally fucks her he tells her all the things thought about.

Dirty perverts have dirty pervert sex. 😌 More news at 7.

But before they have sex he makes her list out every thought of him she had that made her cum. Fair retribution.

Mira starts listing out all the things she’s thought about and Bruno’s like “Wow she's way more freaky than me holy fuck.”

Mira thinks, “Hmm, I wonder what it would be like if he hypothetically punished me for something? 🤔 Nvm that’s ridiculous! 😊 Unless…😳”

Ok but add a sprinkle of ✨catholic guilt, moaning the lord’s prayer while getting off to the thought of your uncle. Stealing his rosary in hopes that it’ll help you but you just end up biting down on it to stifle your moans.

God I hate when that happens.

Damn Mira God really hates u huh. 😕

If only her tío Bruno would call her a wretched sinner, all would be okay! <3

Chapter 4: Cat Girl Mira Part 2

Summary:

Freshly graduated 18-year-old Mirabel

Daddy dom Bruno (I hate that word so fucking much 😖)

They’ve had a secret relationship for around a year now

(Very kinky)

Bruno buys all the stuff Mirabel needs, free of rent

Includes- toys, clothes, accessories, PET RELATED STUFZ

Mira’s only allowed to wear revealing clothing, lingerie, or be completely naked around the house >:)

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in this au Mirabel's freshly graduated from high school and decides to take a "gap year" before college. her tio is kind enough to let her stay at his place free of rent!!!

the family has no clue and just assumes he's being a nice uncle

He is very controlling !!!

🚫 Self-autonomy 🚫

|| Pets don't get to make their own choices most of the time, anyway ||

She has to beg and whine like a good puppy if she wants to get her way

He’ll call her a good girl and pet her

Maybe jerk off while he watches her

Fondles her boob over her bralette

she’ll lick him in gratitude ☺️

Maybe she’ll give his dick some kitten licks too 🫣

I don't think Mira would have a cage, she's way too attached for that. but she does have a cat bed she sleeps in while Bruno works

Sometimes she sits in his lap while he writes his telenovelas, but sometimes his boney legs are uncomfortable for her phat ass

 

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I wonder if Bru works from home or not?

If he does Mira def blows up his phone with cute little texts 🤭

 

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If naked Mira gets cold, her tio can warm her up... down there ...

But he won't clean her up 😔 she has to have her cum drip down her thighs for the rest of the day

Orrrrrrrrr he licks her completely clean

it depends on what he is feeling

She also has many blankies!!!

And lots of pillows and stuffed animals

But sometimes she’s naughty 😒

So he has to ground her

maybe he keeps her tied up to his work desk

Sometimes she bothers him, so she’ll bark and hold onto his legs and beg for forgiveness.

Bites him.

Noms on his ankle.

He just pretends to ignore her until she cries

((he thinks it's hot when she cries))

The pain of her teeth sinking into his skin makes him grunt

and he gets all angy and his face contorts into a mix of anger and pleasure 😈

He yanks her closer, his grip bruising her delicate skin as he growls, "Bad girl!" down at her

She looks up at him, her eyes wide and pleading, tears beginning to well up in their corners 🥺

she’s so sorry!! (no she’s not)

"i’m sowwy daddy (⋟﹏⋞)," she whimpers, licking his ankle, and her tongue darting out to lap up the blood that trickles down from the tiny wound

he forgives her cus seeing her little pink tongue lick up all the blood makes him harddddd

then he prolly fucks her on the desk while he’s supposed to be on his “lunch break” >:)

Chapter 5: Where Bruno Lives With Juli and Gus

Notes:

sry there’s so much cat girl mira, i was very into it for a fair bit of time 🫣

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au where Bruno lives with Juli and Gus, in a secret back room of the house where they engage in certain activities.

Juli’s like, “Mira, where did all your old blankets and stuffed animals go?”

Mira “hm idk that’s so weird that they’re missing”
They order all the stufs on Bruno’s credit card.
I’m thinking there’s still a room behind the walls
Juli inherited the house, and Abuela still lives in it tho.

got her liddle food bowl in there too

 

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cute kitties humping cute teddy bears with their cute papis Facetiming them

he's in the bathroom at work and doesn't have headphones so she has to keep it down!

she has to give him a front-row view!

position the camera either from the back or front
depending on what body part he wants to see that day >:)

 

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On another note, Bruno is def possessive and dominant. mayyybbbeee a *wee bit* controlling.
He decides what she wears, eats, watches, when she goes to bed, etc.
😈😈😈

calls her both a whore and a good girl 😩👌

~he’s complex like that~

She just wants to be looked after and cared for!!!
she wants to be spoon-fed or eat out of a bowl while he rubs her back

and sometimes he lets her blow him while he’s playing his big boy video games !!

especially if it’s a scary game. She needs something to comfort her 😢

maybe she’ll get a treat afterward too

Chapter 6: Behind the Tapestry

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The table creaked as Bruno pounded into Mirabel. She yelped, and Bruno promptly held her hips to stabilize her as he peppered kisses down her throat, the sweat on his nose rubbing in with the sweat running down her neck.

Shhhhh, Calmarse,” he repeated for probably the third time. “We don’t want the family to hear…”

Indeed, behind the wall, the rest of the family were having dinner. Their faint voices were barely discernible through the crack of the tapestry. The light of the dining room shined through, illuminating Mirabel’s body and catching the light of her perspiration.

The only reason the two were even able to escape the meal early and engage in the iniquitous act was because Dolores, for the first time, was not present. She was attending dinner with Mariano’s family on the other side of town. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity presented itself to the pair; a way to rebel, but without Dolores being aware.

Mirabel bit her lip, but even that wasn’t able to quell the delicious sounds of her voice. “T-tío... harder... please...”

, but you must be quieter…” Bruno said, his ears acutely aware of Agustín’s voice from the other side of the wall. Fuck, it was so hot knowing that he, her own father, was oblivious that Bruno was deep inside his daughter’s impossibly tight pussy, making her moan like a whore. It made the whole thing that much more glorious. She squeaked as he slammed into her, burying her face in his neck in order to muffle her cries.

The wooden table scratched against her back, and her ass half-hung off the side, and the room was humid and dark. In any other situation, she would’ve never agreed to this. But when the idea formed in her head after Dolores excitedly told them about her date, there was no way she wouldn’t get fucked by her uncle merely feet away from their family.

“I-I’m gonna cum-” Bruno clenched his teeth, swallowing hard despite his parched throat. He stared down at the beauty beneath him, her face aflame and twisted in euphoria. “Do you want me to cum in you, mi vida? Huh? While our family is right outside, eating their dinner... would you like that, hmmm...?”

She nodded, gasping, and the movement sent a wave of pleasure straight to her core. It felt so naughty, so taboo, and yet so right. She couldn't believe they were doing this, right under their family's noses. "Yes," she whimpered. "Cum in me, Tío. Prove to them that you belong to me."

Bruno growled in response and pressed his finger on her clit, rubbing it roughly in circles. "You're mine, mi mariposita, always and forever," he murmured, his voice thick with desire. He plunged into her one last time, harder than before, and felt her body tighten around him as she climaxed, a shrill cry ripping from her throat.

Bruno was so lost in the feeling of her body going into spasms around him, her inner walls squeezing his cock in the tightest grip, that he forgot about keeping her quiet. But the sudden hush that overcame from the other side of the wall made them both freeze in place.

“What was that?” They heard someone say.

Despite the new terror coursing through his veins, this was all Bruno needed to push as far as he could into her, his hips jolting, his cock swelling inside her as he felt his release in the tightening of his balls.

“I don't know, sounded like it came from behind the wall…” Luisa mumbled.

Bruno came, letting out his groan as he emptied himself into Mirabel.

Chapter 7: Getting the Gold

Summary:

the olympics have gotten me in a mood…

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gymnastics instructor bruno doing an “inspection” on gymnast mira. he tells her to sit on his lap as he feels all over her body for “injuries”. his hands get lower and lower, and mira starts to squirm. he asks her if she’s in pain, and she nods.

he tells her to show him what hurts, and she embarrassedly points at her pussy.

he clicks his tongue, he didnt even think of checking there before!!! he runs his finger over the thin fabric of her leotard, and she whimpers.

“it must be chafing you,” he says slyly, “want me to take a closer look?”

before she can respond, bruno pulls the fabric aside and brushes his finger slowly over her labia, making mira buck her hips. she’s getting even wetter now, and slick is coating bruno’s fingers as he prods her folds.

he brings his finger up to his mouth and licks it, humming, “hm. tastes normal. nectary and sweet.”

he rubs his finger between her folds, and she gasps and writhes and incoherently begs for something.

“what?” he asks nonchalantly, “what does my campeonita need?”

she’s so pent up she can’t even talk, she just sobs and grabs his hand, leading it towards her aching clit.

“oh. you must be in a lot of pain!” he gasps as his finger hovers over her clit, “let me see what i can do…”

he flicks her clit, and she yelps.

“good news! your reflexes are working just fine!” bruno jokes as he circles his thumb around.

within a few seconds, mirabel cums, and if it wasn’t for the fact that the gymnasium was empty he would be sure that the whole building would’ve heard.

he kisses her sweaty forehead and helps her up.

“i think you may just be a tad bit too sensitive.”

Chapter 8: Señor Sandman

Summary:

bruno as mira’s sleep paralysis demon/sandman part 1 (?)

 

CW: noncon

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his shadowy figure standing over her bed, nothing but his green eyes glowing in the darkness. he just watches her, curiously, but menacingly.

where he “sees your dreams” (gives ya terrifying nightmares) and “feasts on your screams” (takes joy in your misery) and leaves nothing but a trail of sand leading from your bed to the cracks in the wall at daybreak.

he bad touches mira in her dreams sometimes too.

she’s paralyzed, in a state between dreaming and consciousness, in a desolate wasteland of sand storms and dark green sky. she can barely make out in her peripheral a stygian figure caressing her body and lifting her nightgown up…

she literally can’t do anything; can’t move, can’t fight, can’t scream. she can only see the ominous, belittling look in his florescent eyes as he violates her again and again and again.

his touch literally feels like rats crawling up her skin, scratching and scraping at her flesh.

but in her dream stance, it feels different than normal pain. she can’t feel it physically, but she feels it mentally. a scurrying of claws and bites in her brain that morph into throbbing migraines in the morning.

she tries telling her family about her disturbing dreams and the man, but they, as to be expected, don’t listen to her. even after 10 years of it all, they still don’t listen.

Chapter 9: Poor Julieta

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Love the idea of Juli and Gus (but mostly Juli) just having to tolerate Bruno and Mira’s relationship. Sure, they definitely don’t approve, and they are extremely uncomfortable by it, but no matter how much they tried, they just couldn’t separate them. Their connection is too strong. they’re joined at the hip. Their love is too powerful.

 

So Juli has to simply stomach whenever they cuddle and kiss each other on the cheek (and sometimes more) and whisper sweet nothings to each other in her presence. They’re probably so sappy and have no shame in their blatant pda. It unnerves everybody.

 

Even worse, sometimes she’ll pass by Mira’s room, maybe to collect her laundry or tell her that dinner is ready, and she’ll  hear everything. sloppy kisses, obscene moans, the corniest dirty talk you’ve ever heard. 

 

Maybe the slamming of her headboard against the wall, Bruno's grunts and Mira’s squeals, the thrusting of their hips together.

 

She cries a bit more than she used to.

Chapter 10: piss piss and nothing but piss

Summary:

CW: abdl

 

:P

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poor defiant mira wetting herself during a party…she didn’t take her pa and tío’s advice to wear a diaper.

silly girl thought she could handle all the lemonade without wetting herself.

so her pa and tío take her into the bathroom and coo and shush her as she cries in shame and wipe her tears away.

they gently comfort her as they take her skirt and soaked panties off, and put her in a diaper.

they both kiss her to “keep her quiet” so that nobody will notice, but isa’s doing karaoke, and there’s barely any possibility that anyone would even hear her!

Chapter 11: the hand of an angel

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Briefly forgot how hot finger sucking is but, whew, thank god I remembered! Mirabel trying to take his fingers in her mouth deeper and deeper, she's struggling cus they're so long, and Bruno is afraid that she'll accidentally choke herself, so he tries to withdraw his fingers, but she grabs his arm and gives him the most irresistible look in her hazy, lustful eyes that he can't help but let her continue.

Her little mouth trying to hold them all in, her face nuzzling the palm of his other hand, drool running down from her lips to his wrist. The sight was more than he can bear, his domineering instincts taking over.

He grips her jaw gently but firmly, guiding her to take his fingers at a pace that was both pleasurable and safe. He watches contently as she obeys, her eyes fluttering shut and her breath coming out in little gasps of pleasure. The room fills with the wet sounds of her sucking and slurping and his quiet groans of satisfaction.

Bruno wonders if his sweet sobrina could come this way, completely untouched.

Only one way to find out…

Chapter 12: Cuckgustín

Summary:

might flesh this out more eventually who knows

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Agustín being a cuck.

But instead of watching his wife fuck another man, he longs to watch his daughters) fuck another male relative. Aka, he wants to watch Mirabel get fucked by her Tío Bruno ~

That’s why when he's the first one to know about their secret relationship, he comes up with a compromise that'll benefit all of them…

Chapter 13: cigarette burns

Summary:

short

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Mirabel tells Bruno not to leave any hickies on her that someone might see.

So, instead, he leaves cigarette burns.

“Well, how else am I supposed to mark you as my property?”

Chapter 14: Baptize the Baby in Piss and Licorice

Summary:

this is really old lol

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Mirabel needs somewhere to stay while she is in the big city for college, and her long lost tío offers his place. He's a rich writer who lives in some fancy penthouse, so it's a great deal. but he has one condition…

He tells her that she can stay with him rent-free, but she has to call him "papí."

Mirabel surmises that he's a bit of a weirdo and a lil pervy at that, but, hell, the prices in this city are insane so whatever, she'll call him whatever he wants her to.

However, when she moves in, he keeps on adding to the list of things she needs to do in order to stay…

Some things are small and relatively inconsequential, such as that they have to have every meal together, she's only allowed to watch certain channels on the TV (kids, for whatever reason?), and she can't have any friends over without permission.

But over the next few weeks it becomes even more bizarre…

Bruno declares that has to sit in his lap whenever she wants to talk to him, that she has to always let him clean up after her, etc. But the weirdest of all is that he only allows her certain times to go to the bathroom, excluding nighttime showers. The door stays locked until he unlocks it. For a while, he unlocks it multiple times a day for her, but as time goes on, it becomes less and less frequent.
When she puts up a fuss about it, he chides her, telling her that she agreed to his rules when she moved in.

Soon enough, she's so unable to use the actual bathroom that she ends up having to hold in her piss all day. Usually at the end of the day, he guilefully relents and unlocks the door.

But eventually, he doesn't give in at all. Whenever she questions why he's doing this, he reminds her that back-talking is only what bad girls do.
So she relents.

After a few weeks of holding in all her pee until the end of the day when he unlocks the door, she finally can't hold it in anymore and ends up pissing herself. When he sees her in her frenzied embarrassment, he, much to her surprise, soothes her, telling her that she shouldn't have been trying to act so big all this long. And that maybe the rules are too complicated for her.

Mirabel starts to get hopeful, maybe he'll let her actually have a fucking bathroom again, but instead, Bruno suggests an absolutely insane idea.

He suggests that whenever she's not at school and home, whether he's there or not, she should avoid making mistakes like that and instead wear…

drum roll, please …

diapers!

I just think Bruno softly coercing and manipulating Mirabel into becoming his submissive little pet is cute, idk idk.
Some might call it grooming, I call it fucking with the brain in the name of love ~

Chapter 15: Making it All Better

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Bruno is having a really rough day and breaking down and crying into mirabel’s arms.

She holds him for a while, before suggesting he should take a shower, because it might make him feel better.

But to her surprise, Bruno looks up at her with his big, teary green eyes and tugs her sleeve, begging her not to leave him.

She refuses at first, but then relents, and helps him strip off while he clings to her neck. (imagine how hard it would be to disrobe someone while they're holding onto you) and guides him into the shower, before stripping down and getting in next to him.

Mirabel bathes him, lathering his body in foamy, fragrant soap as he whimpers and cries. She puts shampoo into his hair and combs her fingers up and down his scalp.

Once she's done, she turns him around, and cups his face, giving him a kiss.

A gentle kiss.

A tender, healing kiss.

And their first kiss.

She wipes him off while he leans his head on her shoulder and rubs his face against her sleepily.

She guides him into Bruno's bed, and tucks him into his satin sheets.

she kisses his forehead then lightly kisses his lips, before switching off his lamp and heading to leave.

But a tug on her sleeve stops her.

"Please don't leave me.”

And Mirabel knows she can never refuse him.

Chapter 16: Midnight

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Early bloomer omega Mirabel (10ish) and the freaky spooky alpha boogyman who comes out of the walls to help her through her heat late at night but always disappears when morning comes, only leaving his scent on her pillows which she hugs and humps mercilessly.

Hugging the pillow that smells like incense and tea leaves because it just smells sosososososo good, and none of her mamá's remedies are working, and she just feels so miserable. All she wants is for it to be night again and for that mysterious figure to soothe her pain over and over.

With its dexterous hands, and to kiss the tears that run down her warm face, and to wipe all the slickness and drool off of her once it's over, and to tuck her back into bed and hum a familiar lullaby.

I got you, kid. I got you. "

 

Chapter 17: Dripping

Summary:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIRABEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Miravel literally dripping.

Slick running down her thighs, bruno sliding his She’s down there and gawking cus holy fuck.
She’s a blushing, sweaty disaster, awkwardly giggling, apologizing for the "mess".

Bruno, babbling sweet nothings about how he's so flattered, but it doesn't really make any sense cus he's so overwhelmed. (stuttery old man!)

He pulls his hand back out, and his hand is drenched, the slick webbing in between his fingers.

He stares at it for a good minute, before Mirabel leans over and puts his finger in her mouth and sucks it off, concluding with a wet pop as her tongue slithers down each of his index finger’s knuckles to lick between it and his thumb.

Chapter 18: Healthbel

Summary:

idaf anymore

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what if abela was not only the worst grandma ever, but she was also super controlling over what food her granddaughters ate, how much they weighed, and would constantly criticize them (ofc, specifically mira) for their thiccness?

bruno takes it upon himself to make mira love her body again and gain the weight she was bullied and pushed by her own damn grandma to lose

bruno wants to show her the chub is beautiful and great and healthy and stunning and she's gorgeous just the way she is he's such a feminist

he (re)learns how to cook so he can make
substantial and well balanced meals for her ~ even if his cooking sucks

he should do that for all his nieces, but particularly mirabel cus brumira4evah

alma being super invasive once she notices mira is eating more, and forcing her to undress so she can inspect her

whomp whomp, mira's belly is littered in hickeys and teeth marks

then bruno goes off on alma for being a psycho

Chapter 19: Cock Warming

Summary:

something i thought of during church :P

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mirabel warming bruno's soft cock in her mouth between her soft plump lips until it gets hard and her tight throat can't handle the girth but he insists that she's such a good girl and tío loves the way her mouth looks drooling and stretched around his cock.

Chapter 20: Sorta hard to explain

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bruno purposely confusing mirabel while she's down on her knees in front of him, so she'll do the adorable tilt of her head and pout, it makes him so horny he can't help but immediately thrust his dick in her mouth.

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Bruno putting his penis inside of Mirabel's vagina

Chapter 22: Idk anymore vro 😭🥀

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Funkopop bruno x squishmallow Mirabel.

Having the roughest, kinkiest sex in Mirabel's bed, and Mirabel chastising Bruno every time he knocks one of her squishmallows onto her Hello Kitty rug.

Bruno in his sweaty Rick and Morty shirt, with his rectangle frame glasses and his hair pulled back into a low ponytail.

Mirabel harassing Melanie Martinez haters on TikTok.

A match made in heaven.

Chapter 23: Mirabush

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Mirabel bush.

Sweaty Mirabel bush.

Big Bruno nose in sweaty Mirabel bush.

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Mirabel cheating on her sweet, doting boyfriend for her toxic, abusive and manipulative uncle 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰