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Pest was standing in the corner of the elevator, his hat casting a shadow over his eyes, he hoped it would help attract less attention to himself, but it of course it didn’t. he would get sprayed with water every few minutes if he was lucky. God did he ever hate this elevator and the dumb crowd that boarded it, God damn assholes is what they are. Pest chittered to himself, crossing his arms in irritation.
This headache isn’t helping the situation either, the trinket he was building didn’t work with the part he had pickpocketed off that wooden mannequin, so he had to catch the elevator to go buy a new one, and you could guess how that turned out. Fucking awful. No stores he went to were selling the part he needed, and the ones that were selling some were just selling some cheep fucking junk! God damn, and it took forever to catch the elevator back to the other side of town so he could look at more stores, and now its taking forever to get there! Pest ranted on in his mind.
He clicked his Mandibles in annoyance perking his head up when he heard a familiar ding. Of fucking course, the elevator doors opened to the subway he came from,
Poob.
that ugly bright noob came out from the corner walking into the elevator with a huge smile on their face. Why were they always so fucking happy anyway? Everything in this life was fucking miserable. So why be happy. Pest thought as the noob stood beside him, their party horn blowing every once in awhile turning this headache into a migraine because of that imbecile. That idiot always considered pest as a “best friend!”, quote on quote but Pest just wanted them to shut up once in awhile, so he agreed, big mistake. Poob kept getting closer, and closer, until they were standing right beside pest.
“Pesty! Why do you look so down?! Do you want me to cheer you up?!”
Poob all but yelled, party horn squeaking with every word Pest chittered in annoyance. He really didn’t want to talk to Poob today, or ever really. But Poob didn’t know that, and he guessed they don’t take hints.
“Pest! C’mon I can cheer you up it’ll be fun!”
Pest highly doubted that. He grumbled turns away and ignoring them, he was honestly pissed and tired enough as is, he didn't want to snap. Poob then grabbed Pests arm pulling on it quite harshly
“pest you aliv-“ “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB LITTLE SHIT I DON’T WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME LET ALONE TOUCH ME!! SO, WILL YOU JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE??? YOU LOOK SO FUCKING DUMB RIGHT NOW WITH THAT STUPID PARTY HAT AND HORN!! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME. I WANT TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU WHENEVER I SEE YOU ENTER THOSE DOORS. EVERYTIME I SEE YOU IT MAKES ME WANT TO BANG MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL UNTIL I DIE! JUST GO FUCKING KILL YOUESELF!!”
Pest yelled, shoving Poob off with the strength enough strength to throw them against the wall, their head hitting the side railing. Blood dripped down from Poobs head, they stared at the bettle with terrified eyes and Pest didn’t feel even a little bit bad. Not at all. Pest could tell it was his stop now, so he left. Not even looking back at Poob.
"バカ" (Idiot)
Pest spat before leaving the elevator