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It’s not technically an arranged relationship. It just feels like it.
They met at some fancy party- Mihawk had forced him to come along, and when he was there mooching off the table with all the booze on it, he had not-so-subtly introduced them. A daughter of someone he had business connections with, he had said. Something along those lines. It was clear it wasn’t an option to say no.
Tashigi seems happy enough, though. Kisses him on the cheek when he leaves her place in the morning for classes- hers are all online- and sometimes on the mouth when he pisses her off. He doesn’t like kissing back. He does anyways.
She’s an okay cook, which is great, because Zoro can barely cook at all. She keeps the place tidy. She’s even into swords, just like Zoro.
It probably says something that he’s measuring her worth by her usefulness instead of something like her boobs. He doesn’t really care about her boobs, anyways. She always makes jokes about how his are bigger, and he never objects, because she’s right. He’s not interested in any of her body, actually. The few times they’d had sex were bland and Zoro had managed to fake an orgasm more than once.
He spends most of his time at the gym or at his own place, but Tashigi gets antsy if he doesn’t visit for a while. So he’s sitting on her couch, and she’s rubbing him through his pants as they watch a movie- Tashigi has been kissing him ever since it got boring. It was supposed to be something they’d both be interested in. A samurai movie, she had said. She got tired of it quick when it started being historically inaccurate.
His phone lights up, and he pulls away.
“Everything okay?” she asks. Her glasses are foggy.
“Just a text. Gotta answer it,” he replies. She understands. She’s always so understanding.
Zoro should feel worse than he does.
He angles his phone away from her subtly before he answers the text he’s received; it’s Luffy, and Zoro knows exactly what he wants.
pirateking sent a photo
pirateking: cum over, zoro???
He shoots back a quick text.
santoryu: can’t. with shigs. also it’s come.
pirateking: mayb i wuz makng a clevr joke
Yeah, right. Luffy just can’t spell for shit.
He’s not going to open the picture. He knows exactly what it is, and it’s not something his girlfriend can see.
He looks at her. She’s on her own phone, but she’s rubbing him through his pants again, trying to get him hard.
He really wants to open that picture. He looks back at his phone. Back at her. Back at his phone. Back at her. Back at his phone.
He caves. Luffy’s cock is hard and reddened where he grips it, and there’s a little bead of precum swelling from his tip. Zoro’s cock lurches in his sweatpants.
He shuts his phone off as Tashigi starts rubbing harder- clearly, she misinterpreted his reaction to Luffy’s picture as him enjoying what she was doing. It’s starting to chafe a bit.
He moves her hand off, and he feels a little guilty about it when he sees the look in her eyes. He knows she’s only trying to make him feel good- it’s not her fault he almost always pushes her away.
“Listen, Luff has an emergency at his place,” he lies through his teeth. “Ace broke something again, I gotta go over there ‘n fix it.”
She frowns. “This is the second time Ace has broken something this week, and the fifth time this month.”
“I can’t help it, Shigs, the man’s a maniac,” he says, exasperated. He’s gotten rather good at lying, lately.
“Okay,” she sighs. She knows how close he is with Luffy, they’ve been friends for the longest time.
Well, she doesn’t know exactly how close they are.
He kisses her goodbye as he leaves, and starts the drive to Luffy’s place. He lives with his brothers in an honest-to-god house, some place their grandpa had insisted on them staying. He only gets lost a few times on the way there.
When he opens the door- it’s unlocked, it always is- he’s not surprised that Ace and Sabo aren’t there. They’re way too overprotective of Luffy, they wouldn’t approve of it. Especially not with a man in a relationship.
The door to Luffy’s room is ajar, and Zoro can hear the noise of skin slapping before he actually sees it.
Luffy doesn’t stop jerking off when he meets eyes with Zoro- he just grins. “I knew you would come.”
“When do I not,” he asks. He’s already taking off his shirt. Sweatpants, next. Boxers.
“When you’re caught up with Shiggy,” Luffy teases, and Zoro groans.
“Don’t talk about her right now. You know how I feel about it.”
“Yeah, and I know how I feel about it,” Luffy huffs, taking his hand off his cock to cross his arms. “I think you should be with me instead.”
“I’m with you now, aren’t I?”
He’s trying to change the subject, straddling Luffy’s lap. It works.
“Zoro’s ass is so fat,” he groans, palming the mounds of flesh on Zoro’s rear. Zoro grinds forward against Luffy’s cock, and it elicits a full-on moan from the man. Luffy’s always been vocal. Zoro likes it.
“Yeah? You like it?”
“Yeah,” Luffy hums, grinding them together again. It feels good. It could feel better.
“Open me up,” he demands, and Luffy reaches for the lube.
“Bossy, bossy,” he jokes, slathering it on two of his fingers before pushing them in all at once. Zoro doesn’t need it easy- he needs it quick and rough, and Luffy knows that.
Zoro grinds himself down on the fingers with a hiss, hips gyrating- and, okay, maybe he’s putting on a show for Luffy more than stretching himself out. Showing him how he’s going to ride him. It feels good, anyways.
Luffy has to ruin it by opening his mouth.
“You don’t even like girls,” he comments, pumping his fingers in and out of Zoro’s asshole. “I don’t see why you don’t just dump her.”
“It’s complicated,” he grunts, glaring at Luffy.
Luffy seems to sense Zoro wants it dropped, so he simply hums. Slides in a third finger. Stretches them all out a little, looking around for that sweet spot inside Zoro.
Zoro growls and pulls himself off Luffy’s fingers- he’s impatient. He knows Luffy is, too, considerate as he wants to be.
“I’m ready,” he says, and Luffy flips him onto his back. He squirms a bit when Luffy’s lubed-up hand touches him- it feels weird. Luffy is looking down at him with an intense stare.
Guess I won’t be riding him, then.
They both know what Luffy wants, and what Luffy wants, Luffy gets. It’s how they got in this predicament in the first place- Luffy admitting to Zoro one night that he needed him. His body, too. Zoro, too in love with Luffy to refuse, despite the girlfriend his dad simply adored.
Luffy shoves into him unceremoniously, punching out a choked gasp from Zoro.
“Ooh, fuuuck,” Luffy moans, and Zoro’s inclined to agree, because yeah. Oh, fuck.
Luffy’s cock isn’t that big, but it hits all the right spots in Zoro and hell, it feels big when it’s inside him. He voices as such as Luffy starts to fuck into him.
“It’s so-o bi-ig,” he whines, words coming out stammered because of the way Luffy is bouncing his body against his cock.
“Yeah? Is it big?” Luffy’s eyes light up. He loves when Zoro talks in bed- it’s not often that it happens. “Tell me how big it is, Zoro.”
He’s willing to oblige him, just this once. “So big, Luff, fuck- fills me u-up so fuckin’ good. Poundin’ my- my hole so fuckin’ good.”
Luffy gets rougher with it, and Zoro knows there’ll be bruising tomorrow, but he doesn’t care. “Yeah? Zoro loves having his little hole filled up, right?”
“Yeah,” he gasps out, trying to nod. “Yeah- unh, yeah!”
“I bet Shiggy doesn’t know how much Zoro likes his hole being played with,” Luffy says on a particularly harsh thrust.
Zoro freezes. “Luffy-“
Luffy doesn’t stop. “I bet she doesn’t know how much of a cockslut you are, huh? How when you fuck her, you’re always thinking about being fucked by me, instead?”
God, he never should have admitted that to Luffy. He feels so guilty right now- Luffy’s never brought up his infidelity in bed- but for some inexplicable reason, it’s also making him harder. His cock aches, and tears are welling up in his eyes. He’s being fucked so good.
“She doesn’t even know how well you ride cock- how you get sooo into it you start to cry. She’ll never know that!”
Luffy is getting almost too rough, now. He actually seems almost mad. Zoro can probably understand why, but he’s too fucked out to think about it.
Luffy’s hand slips and fingernails rake down the side of his hips, and that’s it. Zoro cums, orgasm being fucked out of him and cum spurting all over his abs and chest. Luffy doesn’t stop.
“Tell me how much you want me, Zoro!” he moans, hips snapping into place over and over. “Tell me!”
“I want you so bad,” he gasps, tears flowing freely now. “I want you so bad, Luffy, fuck, give me your cum, c’mon, breed me-“
That does the trick. Luffy definitely has a thing for staking his claim- he loves when Zoro asks to be bred. He grunts and grips Zoro’s hips tightly as he shoots rope after rope of hot cum into Zoro’s needy, abused hole. He grinds up against him for a bit, letting Zoro’s ass milk him dry before his legs give out.
He falls on top of Zoro, much to the chagrin of the other man, and his cock slips out with a trickle of cum.
Luffy looks into his eyes. Opens his mouth to say something.
Zoro’s phone rings and cuts him off.
It’s Tashigi.
He doesn’t pick up.