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“Oh my god, Fizz!” you burst out laughing at the imp across the large kitchen table from you.
“What? It’s true!” Fizz giggled as he sipped on his water. “Ozzie had no clue that half of the staff took the shipments to the testing room.”
You wiped the tears from your eyes as you calmed yourself down, drinking your water as you waited for your old employer-turned-fatherly figure/best friend, Ozzie. You thought about where you were just a few years ago, working as one of the incubi in the entourage of Verosika Mayday, going out during spring break and Valentine's Day to play into the unlucky human souls who needed relief. You grew tired of it, sure, you were insanely overly sexual and wouldn’t lie when you said you miss it from time to time. Some humans gave you a really good time while others were less experienced and only wanted to act on their own lust. When you found out that Asmodeus himself needed a personal assistant you jumped at the chance. Verosika may never tell you to your face, but you were damn good at getting orders in for whatever they needed and made sure every succubi and incubi on her team were taken care of.
Asmodeus pretty much hired you on the spot, not even looking over your resume, he found you fascinating at such a young age and had the same feeling about lust that he did. The years following your employment were amazing, the deadly sin always made sure you were paid well and taken care of, even having you move into the large top floor of his building. He did find out a year into you living a few doors down about your… sexual predicament when you were whining and groaning a little too loud one late night. He had sat with you the next morning and told you that you didn’t have to talk about anything you didn’t want to but he would be there to listen. You quickly told him about everything you were feeling but you didn’t want to just go out and have sex with random people. You wanted it to be a partnership, you wanted it to mean something.
He helped you in the ways he could, letting you know of the new toys he was making so you could buy them, he helped you on particularly hard aftermaths of your masturbation when you finally couldn’t feel your legs. He was respectful to you though, never taking advantage of your weakened state.
When Fizzorali arrived, after a business deal struck with Mamon, you saw the obvious attraction between the two and were the first one besides the sin of greed to know they became a couple. You were scared though, afraid of what Fizz would think when he found out what Ozzie does for you. You hid yourself away at night and made sure you didn’t utter a sound when you were taking care of your problems. But Ozzie saw through you after the first week and without his help, you told Fizz about your situation, telling him that you didn’t want to get in the way of their relationship at all but you felt he should know. Fizz was relieved when you told him what was going on, he originally thought that you didn’t like him at all but you assured him that was far from it. From then on the two always made sure you were taking care of yourself and fending off hungry demons, imps, and sinners. Ozzie even let you stay in his home while you remained a “tester” for some of his products.
You were brought out of your thoughts when Asmodeus finally walked into the kitchen with a groan. “What a day!” he sat down at the table and took the glass of water from Fizz who had retrieved it quickly for him upon his arrival.
“Long day?” you questioned, already knowing.
“You have no idea,” he grumbled. “I’m sure Fizzy already told you.”
“Oh yeah,” Fizz chuckled. “I did spare how upset you got though. Hell, you even scared me a bit!”
The three of you chuckled before Ozzie looked over at you, “So, found anything yet?”
You sighed and slumped in your chair. “No, I had a few interviews but when they saw me they immediately asked if I was looking for the right job.”
Ozzie patted your head, ruffling your hair affectionately. “You know I don’t mind you living here right? And don’t give me that ‘but you do so much for me anyway’ bullshit. I can read your mind.”
You laughed as you looked up at the sin. “I know I know but you do! You both have.”
“Damn right. You’re like our kid, y/n.” Fizz said as he reached his robotic arm across the table and gave your shoulder a reassuring squeeze.
Ozzie nodded before he placed his hand on your other shoulder. “Also, I may have spoken with a dear friend of mine who is looking for a new assistant.”
You looked up at him, a bit surprised. “You have? Who?” You thought maybe one of his vendors or even Beelzebub.
“Before I tell you who it is,” Ozzie stated, his tone turning serious. “Please know that I wouldn’t suggest him if I knew he couldn’t take care of you and treat you right. He’s probably the only one I would even consider taking you in any way. Fizzy agrees with me on this.”
Fizz nodded his head in agreement before pulling himself onto Ozzie’s shoulder so they could both look at your head-on.
“Guys… who is it?”
Asmodeus sighed. “It’s Lucifer.”
Your mind blanked out for a second. The literal King of Hell? Interested in having you work for him? You were utterly confused.
“I don’t understand. What could he possibly want from me?”
“Y/n, don’t you dare sell yourself short. You’re the best damn assistant I could have ever asked for. You helped Fizz take over, you helped me keep this company going as smoothly as it possibly could, you helped me in a couple of my rough patches, and never once have I heard you complain. You’re probably the perfect person for this.”
You became a bit bashful with the sin’s praises before asking, “But, what does he need an assistant for?”
Ozzie sighed before putting his hands over his face. “Remember how Lilith disappeared four years ago?”
You nodded.
“Well, she up and left Lucifer with no note. Just, one day Luci got up and saw her wedding ring on his nightstand with no note. He tried calling her to which she didn’t respond at all. His daughter moved out into this hotel building which left him utterly alone. I haven’t seen him actually leave his house since then. He’s fallen into such a bad depression…”
You couldn’t help but feel sad about the fallen angel as Ozzie spoke, you didn’t know how you could help but for Ozzie’s sake you might as well try. But there was one thing…
“Wait what about um… “ You flushed. “My uh… nightly routine?” That’s the only thing you all could call it, especially if other workers were around later than they should be.
“I respect your privacy, I didn’t tell him a thing about it other than you don’t like being bothered after you go to bed. I want you to be the one to tell him that. But how about we have an agreement; give it a week. If it isn’t working out then you can come right back here, okay?” Ozzie looked at you, begging almost.
You bit your lip, you would have to be careful if you decided to take this job, going back to your methods when you first moved into Ozzie’s place. “Fine. One week.”
The grin that spread across the giant man’s face was all the confirmation you needed to know he was ecstatic at your answer. Instantly he scooped you up into a big hug and spun you and Fizz around the room. You all laughed before Ozzie finally set you both back at the table.
“Just to give you a heads up. He’ll be here first thing tomorrow,” Ozzie stated. “He pretty much already wants to give you the job after reading your resume and seeing how you’ve helped me these past years. He needs help getting back in order, and again you’re the perfect person for the job. If something happens though, call me or Fizzy. Don’t do dangerous shit on your own, got it?”
You nodded. “Got it.”
“Good. Now, it’s late and I need some much-needed sleep before this one,” Ozzie snuggled the top of Fizz’s head. “Wakes me up with his horn again.”
“I told you, they’re fucking fun!”
You chuckled and bid the two goodnight before leaving for your room. You were already getting pent up and aroused just from the thought of Lucifer, the literal sin of Pride wanting to take you on as his assistant still.
The next morning, after your usual festivities, you got up early and got ready for the day. Showering, fixing your hair, and doing the little makeup you wore was a breeze. Finding an outfit though, seemed to be much harder for you to decide. A knock on your door dragged you from your fashion turmoil for the time being. “Who is it?”
“It’s Fiz, can I come in?”
You quickly slipped your robe on and unlocked the door for the imp, letting him in. “Hey, Fizzy, what’s up?”
“Wanted to check up on ya and see how you were doing.” He noticed the open closet with various outfits strung and laid out. “Fashion trouble?”
You sighed and nodded. “I just don’t know what I should wear, I mean, it's the King of Hell.”
Fizz laughed as he walked over and scanned your closet. “Honestly, wearing what you normally do would do the trick, but I get it. Let’s see.”
After a couple of minutes, the two of you decided on a pair of black slacks, a white button-up shirt, and a pair of black combat boots. The outfit was professional enough you thought. Not too much and certainly not too little.
“Another reason I came in was to tell you the big guy is already here. He’s in Ozzie’s office.” Fizz smiled as he led you out of your way and down the hall to the deadly sins’ office.
You had to settle your nerves as you walked into the room, watching as Asmodeus joked with a shorter blond man.
Lucifer Morningstar, the devil himself.
“Ah, y/n, perfect timing! We were just talking about you.” Oz greeted you once he saw you walk in with Fizz.
“Good things I hope.” You chuckled nervously before standing in front of the king and gave a small bow. “Your Highness.”
Lucifer put his hand up, “Please, call me Lucifer or Luci or well, haha whatever you want to call me. We’ll be working close together after all.”
Dammit he’s adorable, you thought to yourself. Though, you sensed the slight anxiety running through him as he tried to keep himself together.
“I will say, it’s good to put a face to the name now. Ozzie here never stopped talking about you when I said I needed an assistant. I promise all good things.” The blonde chuckled.
“How could I not gush out about him?” Ozzie walked around the desk and put a reassuring hand on your shoulder. “I don’t think my company would be where it is now without him.”
Your face flushed at the compliments that were given to you. “You just needed some help is all. I didn’t do all that.”
“Y/n,” Fizz scolded, “We talked about this. You’re great, shut up.”
You pouted at the imp before looking at the fallen angel. “Fine fine, yes I helped Oz get his company running smoothly.”
Lucifer grinned. “There you go! Take pride in what you do!”
Even his smile was cute, you so badly wanted to see more of that.
Ozzie squeezed your shoulder before going back and sitting behind his desk. “Anyway, let's go over the business contract, yes?” You and Lucifer nodded as you both took seats beside each other across the sins’ desk. “Wonderful! Alright so, Y/n, Lucifer is asking that you become his personal assistant. Helping him keep a schedule, making sure meetings are scheduled, dealing with overlords, and trying to get the order back in the Pride ring. You’ll be staying in his manor-”
Lucifer quickly interjected, “I-if you want to of course! You obviously don’t have to at all. I just figured it would be easier um.. You know, so you don’t have to live on your own or anything.”
You were a bit surprised at that, you knew you would have to move to the pride ring but you didn’t expect the King himself to offer for you to live in his manor. You smiled at him genuinely, “That’s fine, Lucifer.”
Fizz and Ozzie gave each other a knowing look before Ozzie continued. “So, you’ll be staying at his manor. You’ll need to accompany him on outings and those meetings I mentioned. And well, to make a long contract short, do all of the things you’ve done for us here. How does that sound?”
You nodded, “It sounds perfectly fine Oz, nothing I haven’t handled before.”
“Do you have any questions about anything though?” Lucifer asked.
You hummed for a moment, the job description sounded pretty much the same as the one Asmodeus explained to you years ago. Nothing seemed different and you almost wondered if Oz was the one to draft the whole thing.
“None that I can think of.” You finally said. “I’m sure when we get to the manor though I’ll probably have some.”
“Perfect!” Lucifer stated before standing. “Then, shall we go ahead and get to it?”
You blinked up at the man. “Do I start today then?”
Lucifer’s grin fell and a slight panic appeared in his eyes. “Did you not want to? I-I’m sorry! I should have had Oz put the start date in the contract, dammit I-”
You quickly got to your feet and grabbed Lucifer’s hands without thinking. “Hey, hey, Luci it’s okay. I just wasn’t informed. I can absolutely start today. Can you breathe with me? In one, two three- good. Out, one, two, three…”
Lucifer stared at you bewildered before doing as you instructed, he was completely taken aback at how quickly you jumped to help him through his anxiety.
After a few moments he calmed down and you finally realized that you were holding his hands. You flushed and gently pulled your hands away. “S-sorry, I should’ve asked if you’re okay being touched.”
“No, it’s… it’s okay.”
You smiled. “Good. Feeling a bit better?”
The grin came back on the fallen angel’s face. “Yeah. Yeah, I feel better now. Thank you.”
Oz and Fizz watched in amazement as you interacted with the king. Oz took pride in you, having seen you calm down Fizz’s anxiety attacks many times. He was sure now that you were the perfect person for this job.
“Well,” Oz spoke up. “Now that that’s all settled. Y/n, Fizz, and I will make sure your stuff is packed and sent over as quickly as possible. There is one, tiny thing I should tell you both. Especially you, Luci.”
You both looked up at Asmodeus, you were a bit terrified that he was going to reveal your secret but with Fizz putting a hand on your shoulder you knew that wouldn’t be the case.
“The only place y/n shouldn’t go by himself is down that entertainment district in Pentagram City, or around that horrendous sinner, Valentino. He makes these god-awful love potions that I canNOT stand. Plus, he’ll eat him alive.” Oz’s tone held a warning as he spoke.
You heard of the love potion the Vees produced, you were on the same page as Asmodeus when it came to that. Lust should be about consent and partnership, you desperately hoped Lucifer thought the same.
Lucifer smiled up at his friend and nodded. “Wouldn’t dream of it, Ozzie. You have my word that he won’t go around that district without me.”
Oz sighed in relief and smiled at the two of you. “Thank you, Luci. I appreciate that. Now you two should get going. I know y/n is probably buzzing with excitement.”
You nodded excitedly, looking over at the king. “I am! It’s definitely going to be an honor working with you Lucifer.”
Lucifer’s face flushed a bit. “The honor’s all mine.” With the snap of his fingers a portal opened. “Gentleman first?”
You stared at the portal in amazement before you quickly hugged Fizz then went over to Ozzie and gave him a huge hug.
“Don’t worry,” He whispered to you. “I’ll make sure all of your stuff gets sent before you go to bed, okay?”
“Thanks, Ozzie,” you hugged him a bit tighter before you let go and walked over to Lucifer and gave him a huge smile.
“Ready for something new?” Lucifer smiled back.
“Definitely.”
You stepped through the portal to your new life, one that you didn’t expect but oh so greatly needed.