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An extremally injured girl was walking through a cave with two people on her back.
"What is this a mine?" she asked to no one in particular before seeing a seeing a door with My Sweet Gluttony written on it with pink paint "How strange." When she opened the door she was surprised to she a well lit tavern
"Um... Greetings." The barkeep nervously said "I... I bid you welcome to My Sweet Gluttony"
"Is this a tavern inside a cave" the girl questions. The man laughed at that and said "that's right though as you can imagine its usually deserted."
"We didn't come here for a drink" The silver haired girl said "these two are wounded. could you shelter us here for a..." The girl managed to make out before falling to the floor.
The bartender ran over to them exclaiming "Those are some serious injuries." the girl responded with "Don't worry about me I'm fine. Just help them."
"Huh?" The bartender exclaimed "He looks familiar to me. That scar on his cheek and that evil look on his face. C... Could it be?" The man opens his eyes and shouted "Wait! I know you!" which scared the crap out of the bartender.
The Girl got up and said "He's the Fox Sin of the Seven Deadly Sins. Name's Ban." "wait a second. Does that make you the Holy Knight of liones to captured him?"
"D... Does that mean you've come here to arrest me next?" The man asked worriedly while backing away, The girl chuckled at that and said "Do you have a guilty conscience or something? The Sins have been officially cleared of all suspicion"
Hmm the man exclaimed ''So, y... you're saying the Seven Deadly Sins no longer need to stay in hiding?" "Yeah. In fact, these days they're being called hero's."
The man began shaking so the girl asked "Are you alright?" "Thank goodness" the man said while walking to ban "Mr. Ban! Is Ms. Merlin safe as well? Tell me!" Ban answered with "She's with Captain, safe and sound." "I'm so glad!"
"Anyway, we're being chased, and need a place to hide." "Seriously. Chased by whom." "Look, there's no time to explain right now! Please you gotta help us" "Oh, uh... very well. Here you can in the pantry." right when the door to the pantry closed there was a rumbling and when he turned around there were two figures and half of a mountain falling behind them.
"Hmm, they're not here" said the tall lanky demon
"Strange, I could've swore this is where they were" Said the floating lady in confusion. "Hmm, something smells delicious" the tall demon said while walking towards the bar.
The scene changed to show him drinking booze "This is delicious! Who knew booze could come so far in 3000 years!"
"Come on galand we need to find those humans" "oh don't be such a stiff here" Galand said while pouring her a drink.
"Yummy! Who would have thought booze would come so far in 3000 years" "That's what I said"
"Hey barkeep how about we play a game" Galand said while drunk "c-can I refuse" the barkeep asked nervously.
"Of course but if you do I will kill you and everyone here!" Galand said excitedly. The barkeep while shivering answered "I-I accept"
"Good!" Galand says hitting him on his back "this is how the game works I hit you, you hit me and the game continues until one of us is dead, and if one of us break the rules or lie than they will turned to stone by the commandment of truth."
"Galand I don't think he's listening to you" the lady said looking at the broken bar with the bartenders limp body in the wreckage.
While they waited for him to wake up they were chugging the booze until morning. Until Galand noticed the axe on the wall. "What an enchanting gorgeous battle axe you have here".
Galand attempted to pick up the axe only for it to be way to heavy for him. "What the hell?! this handle is way to short for a two handed axe!"
"Because it's only a one handed axe." A voice said as the axe disappeared.
"Sacred treasure Rhitta. A battle-axe adored by the sun bearing the name of a maiden. A mere demon who writhes around in the darkness isn't worthy of touching it. Shame, you two are unlucky as you are foolish. Since you came all this way to this remote tavern only to forfeit your pathetic lives."
"Can you believe the mouth on the guy? I mean, who is he? What a arrogant fool."
"Are you really the same barkeep? You're acting completely different then you did before."
"Hey you're not human are you?"
"I am a human. But I'm also the one who stands at the pinnacle of all races." The camera then panned out to show Escanor "I am one of the seven deadly sins. The sin of pride. And my name is lion sin Escanor."
"Another one of the seven deadly sins huh"
"Pretty bold of you to claim you're "the one who stands at the pinnacle of all races" You are without a doubt the cockiest Human I've ever met." Galand said laughing with Escanor laughing with him until he slashed down on Galand saying "and that is the sin of pride"
Melascula was shocked to their core at what just happened "One strike that's all it took, A human like this didn't exist 3000 years ago"
But then she smirked "Don't pat yourself on the back just yet. this game is far from over." while Galand regenerates.
"We demons rank above all others. You're strong, but it will take a lot more to kill us." Galand states cockily.
"Of course, I'm aware of that. And I'm thankful, otherwise, this wouldn't be as exciting for me"
"You make it sound like you intentionally held back. You really are arrogant, an idiotic human who doesn't know his place!" Melascula said coldly.
"Let's assume for a moment that what you're saying is true. I'll still make you regret this. Not killing me with that first blow will be the last mistake you ever make." Galand declared.
Melascula shocked asked "You're... you're using your magical power?"
"You'd better step back, Melascula." While Galand began to glow bright red while shouting "CRITICAL OVER!"
"I've been saving this magic for my rematch with that bastard Meliodas, but every instinct in my body is telling me I must eliminate you right here and now!" while rocks were flying away from him he began to grow.
"Critical Over is a power that increases Galand's strength to its limit. A simple yet effective ability without equal, Galand's current power level... is 40,000."
"HAHA. Sorry, barkeep, but I can't hold back!" Galand swung his spear (I think) down on Escanor slicing their mountain top as well as other mountain tops clean off.
It then showed a giant pig with a tavern on top of it. Inside the tavern showed a sexy lady and what looked like a kid.
The lady said "Good news, Captain. Seems, I've just pinpointed his location."
The boy asks "You sure?"
"Yes. His current power level is 50,000... 55... Hold on, now it's 60. It just keeps rising."
"No doubt about it, that's Escanor!"
It then switched scenes to Escanor standing strong and sighing before it showed that it only left a scratch.
Seriously, that was the absolute best you could do?
While Galand refused to believe it "Impossible! Impossible! Impossible!"
Melascula was more calm "Galand, you need to withdraw now."
"I can't, a promise is a promise! Come on, let's keep this up to the end!"
"Fine then, it's my turn right?" and began to charge his attack.
Needless to say Galand was terrified until Escanor stopped suddenly and said "What a pity. I was prepared to give him a glimpse of my most powerful self."
Melascula scoffed disapointed "Galand..." before it showed galand completely turned to stone. While Escanor Declared "It's game over."
"The same rule applies to the Commandment's host. If he violates that vow, it's over. Apparently, even that acient Demon coudn'y help but be terrified of death. Though, I can't really blame the guy since he was up against me."
He then turned to Melascula "Now then. As a special favor, I'm going to give you a choice. Escape or death. You should decide while I'm still feeling charitable."
Melascula smiled and turned to Escanor "I thank you. For getting rid of that loud-mouth geezer, I owe you a debt of gratitude. to repay it..." her mouth spreads unnaturally wide "I'm going to kill you right here and now."
Thats when Ban shouted at Escanor shouted at him "Carful, Escanor! that one's got some powerful abilities a strike alone won't be enough to-" before he was cut off by Melascula shouting "Cacooon of Darkness!" as a dark veil surrounds them.
"And I went out of my way to give you a chance to escape." Escanor said before a blue ball came out of his mouth.
"Everything you say is arrogant. Now be silent forever." And Melascula said before eating his soul and smirking "Thank you for the meal!" then she began to burn from the inside out "Hot? Fire?" His soul exited her body "Not, it's on a completely different level! What's happening? How can he wield this muck force? What is this power of yours?"
"That would be sunshine. My glorious magical power." Melascula proceeded to fall off a cliff
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