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Tw: non-con/rape mentions, and Pete's weird jack off material( in the comics he jackoff to Rape/Mutilation. Shout-out to the guest commenter for point this out below)
Pete DiNunzio
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Pete is definitely the type to take a picture of the aftermath with text below “Guess who just had sex!”. He’s just asked if you wanna either go for another round,or just watch his favorite top ten horror movies.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Teeth are technically body part, sooo...HE JUST A HUMAN PIRANHA LEAVE MARKS ON YOUR SKIN WITH NO SHAME AT ALLLLL!
Very much a titties man, love just grabbing a handful of soft boobs. Loves getting a tittiesjob from you. Prefer C breast in his type of women, but won't complain about A or B titties, cuz this man will take what he can get. Or just sucking on his partners' nipples are fun too, it like a hidden weak spot he can abuse!
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves to cum on your face. Just thrust hips with his cock sandwich between your titties, ready to unload himself. Bro will possibly even joke about making a “Picasso painting” on your face. Probably cums about a medium volume.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Pete has at least thought about roleplaying with you, like him dressing up as a slasher and breaking into your house to have his way with you. Bro really plans out everything like part of him calling you on a house asking,”What's your favorite scary movie?” to cut off the power of the house and you gotta act scared(No, cheese prono acting. Act like you’re in a horror movie).
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
HA! Does he look like a man with experience, unless you count his own hand as a partner? His reference for experience was definitely watching all the couples in horror getting freaky, you had to stop him from putting it in DRY! You literally had to tell this man, that pussy doesn't automatically become wet just from a makeout session.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Doggy style just to pull your hair and spank that ass, and Cowgirl position cuz he wanna see those titties jiggle!
G = Goofy (are they more serious at the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)
Oh there's times when both of you fucked a bit to far on the edge of the bed leading both of you to fall off it. He’ll really laugh it off, joke about really falling for you literally.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He definitely doesn't trim down there, it's like a fuzzy bush down. Doesn't bathe usually, unless it's to have sex with you, cuz he learned his lesson the first time before you were intimate. You were making a big deal about his BO that he kind of just got tired of your nagging, so it's better just to shower than to hear you complain.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He feels like a big sissy being all sappy and intimate with you. But he loves putting his arm around you, pulling you closer to his side. Like playing with your hair and stroking your hand is nice.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Once in a while he gotta jerk it maybe 4 times or 2 times. Definitely got some weird goru erotica magazines (it's either Western,or Japanese artists), just as long as there's no weird lolishit in it.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Spanking, hair pulling, nipple play, edging (because you told him, BIG MISTAKE), blood play, menstrual kink(his dick getting covered in period blood just gives him the weirdest boner), non-con(listen it actually a kink, I don't know what you want), and daddy kink(It just gives him some weird type of authority).
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His room, couch, abandoned building/houses, and Bill’s basement(he just thinks it would be kind of funny and would do it out of spite).
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Rape/Mutilation scenes in movies(no seriously, he's into this in the comics), getting morning wood, bit of your cleavage sticking out,you in fake gore effects makeup (unless you're a really good makeup artist, it's going to cost you a lot of money), you playful rubbing your hand on his crotch while at the movie theaters, and you laying your head on his lap(LOOK HE CAN'T HELP GUYS! HE'S GONNA POP A BONER THINK ABOUT YOU GIVING HIM BLOWJOB).
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
No weird scat or piss stuff, knife play(he might not be able to control-self) and Choking is another no, due to the fact he might not be able to control himself.)
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He is a big receiver, just like the idea of you choking on his dick. Pete tries to go down on you, he's not really good at it. You sometimes gotta point were he touches you, and were to lick you.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast and rough in bed the first time, you had to tell Pete to chill out and take his time. Now just a bit slow and rough in bed.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
If there's a sex scene in the movie he's watching on the TV with you, he'll try to guide your hand to his crotch for a handjob. Sometimes he needs a little quick distress(obviously the club arguments), letting him fuck your thighs or getting head would be great.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He definitely doesn't mind trying out shit new once in a while to spice up things in you guys is sex life. Fucking in a abandon building/house cuz why not, not like a serial killer is going slaughter you guys or anything. He would definitely have a small bullet vibrator in you, promising you that if you keep a straight face for 5 hours around the comic shop without fail. Then he’ll eat you out.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Pete can last for 4 rounds. Dude said “I could go for many rounds” , but he's a big over exaggerator.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Find it a bit weird, the fact of buying dildos or pocket pussies or just anything sextoy. Although, buying a small bullet vibrator just to see you squirm in public is worth it! (*cough*Spencer store*cough*)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Telling him about edging was the worst mistake of your life, man can't help himself. One moment he’s thrusting fast into you, then abruptly stops again slowly moving his hips just to see you in tears cuz overstimulation and squirming.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He definitely runs his mouth with his dirty talk. Not overly loud, I say about a good medium volume when he climaxes while calling you a dirty whore.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
First time he met you is at a college party, doesn't remember if his friend suggested it or wanted to crash the party. He wanted to have a stand one cuz brunch of those meat-heads guys on campus made a big deal how much they scored. Pete has a few beers to loosen up just to talk to women a little better and gets a little cocky when he drinks. How he woke up next you was mind-blowing to him, and ended up asking you if you're down to watch Twilight zone episodes.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He’s about 5.1 inches, and a little girth(not that thick).
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Just a regular sex drive.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He’s not a creep or anything, but it's nice having somebody to cuddle up to when falling asleep. Will definitely play with your chest a bit cuz he's a little perv, before shutting his eyes.