theMultifandomProject.osc

by Multifandom Tower (MG_ULTRA)

Summary:

18 objects- each from their respective universes, get consulted into a competition against each other for entertainment and fun- well, at least that's what its enigmatic host said.

A little side project born out of ideas that can't -and will never- leave me alone unless satiated.

Too bad there is not much to say here, perhaps read the first chapter to get an idea...?

Chapter 1: [OVERTURE] Introductory Rites

Summary:

hey im feeling so ULTRAKILL today, let's start this thing with a startup-style-ish introductory!

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> "dont forget to add ME as cohost p l e a s e" [Complete: Accept request?]
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{ - - - < :D > - - - }

WELCOME TO [THE MULTIFANDOM PROJECT /// FINAL SETUP]

 

Uh hi, this is Administrator Jellatino speaking.

Before the competition truly starts, one must connect with its contestants to build up a connection inbetween.

Apparently some idiot (it's not me, /srs) censored nearly the entire log above, even the damn contestant names. I can't undo that since the original log is with the two hosts (and them only), but I do know these 18 random ass people. So who are these contestants, you may be asking?

Time to be as vague as possible for the funsies- and for people to atleast get an idea on these guys.

 

 

Music is an artform, a way expressing one's self, a path of life for those who wish to take it. But to overly indulge into it...

 

Never has Heaven found a mortal soul expansive in willpower and leadership...and even spite.

 

From start to finish, it witnessed the world decay into monochrome shells of itself, even the Father.

 

What happens if artist falls under the influence of their own creation?

 

Although there were many paths, in the end you chose to become the true master criminal.

 

Throughout the cosmos, someone is there seeking for fun and friends.

 

You are the light, and the fate of the world is in your hands.

 

A fragile yet powerful symbol of purity given life...

 

chili dogs! :D

 

A sibling made of porcerlain and mischief from far away.

 

So what if you combine two Earthbound references together?

 

In the end of our life, we all return to the ground, the snow...

 

Such an enigmatic being, yet a friendly one. It tried (or wanted?) to be someone else to fit in...

 

The blade and its link, molded together into one. In the name of the Code, the Sacred Disk, and the Holy System... PRAISE THE CODE.

 

No matter what, there's always a friend out there to support you through thick and thin...

 

so uhhhh candy mukbang anyone?

 

This is how we live our lives searching-no wait it's literally in the title, it's gonna be so obvious

 

The product of a relic in Purgatory and the one who seeks for them.

 

 

hehe that is ALL that you're getting. anyways

Something in my mind tells me I should let the general conseus decide the order of "who gets to debut first and last", so at the end notes, there is a google form link for you readers get to meddle around with. PLEASE read the rules in the third question. The three fandoms with the most votes in the 2nd question gets to be in the next chapter first!

If you want to get this phase of the fic done with in less than a week...spread word of this fanfic. Increased traction means more responses for me to work with for the pre-contest chapters. 

 

That's all for now, have a nice day ahead :)
- Administrator Jellatino "Not the Author's Objectsona" Gelatinous

 

Notes:

Here's the form :O
[LINK REMOVED AS OF APRIL 26, 2024]

 

(tell me if the link works or not)

Chapter 2: [PREVIEW] Meanwhile in Construct

Summary:

while i wait for more answers in the google form, i give you this (perhaps the first chapter wasn't enough for you all)

yeah i definetly didnt do the chapter late at night woooo i am so norma- *FALLS ASLEEP*

>>> log view 0001

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A ping notifying the start of a recording echoes within the near-empty recording room. On the microphone is an object resembling a flat-screen TV, their screen displaying nothing but white eyes and a mouth in pitch black. Their left frame had letters that were now faded and unreadable. Imitating a deep breath, it spoke.

 

 

[?]: Good morning, mortal viewers. I am Limbo.

[LIMBO]: Do not question my robotic tone, for I was created to be a half-sentient AI who aims to observe others to learn and grow. I host the Multifandom Project to supplement my thirst for knowledge of objectkind- and entertainment for you and me.

Before it spoke more than three full sentences, someone swiftly broke the sound barrier upon entering the recording room. A burning, orange-red skull with a sanguine-red(der) aura and heated limbs appears in the doorway, slightly embarrassed upon realizing the current state his friend is in.

[?]: whoops my bad

[LIMBO]: Please refrain from interfering impolitely next time. Come, let's share our time in recording this log together.

[?]: i can't tell if you're being gay but. i guess

Taking a chair with them, the skull sat next to Limbo, albeit keeping their distance- to not accidentally fry their motherboard with their flames. That happened once.

[LIMBO]: Anyways, my creators have long since left me to rot in nothingness for a long time, and for eons, I looked at nothing but the sea of stars. But then there came divine intervention. That's where my current partner comes in, Inferno.

[INFERNO]: hi hello greetings salutations or whatever

[LIMBO]: Thanks to him, I was given a spot to oversee a layer of HELL, where I took my name from. I abandoned my original designation-

[INFERNO]: because your og name sounded like a GLaDOS copycat ngl

Although slightly offended, the AI merely shook off the weak insult.

[LIMBO]: -exactly. Sigh. It's now your turn to introduce yourself, partner.

[INFERNO]: im just a supreme demon who likes to fuck around i guess. thats it, what else do you want

[LIMBO]: Due to your endless pursuit of violence as entertainment, you were not only given the nickname of "HELL's very own Gabriel" by its denziens, but you came up with the idea of this competition in the first place and contacted me to host it with you. I may have accepted the offer, but that doesn't mean we should induce future challenges in excessive violence.

Hearing this, Inferno got upset; curling up and crossing their arms together. Guess you can't have kickass action in your object camps- unless it's a three-day battle royale competition hosted by some jealous god of the moon.

[INFERNO]: riiiight :( you are so not fun

[LIMBO]: You can count internal conflict between contestants, you know.

[INFERNO]: oh nevermind YAY!! 

 

 

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[LIMBO]: Speaking of our toys- ahem, our contenders, have you checked on them earlier?

[INFERNO]: yea. like minutes ago

[LIMBO]: Please specify what each of them are doing at the moment.

The burning skull immediately recollected their observations from earlier, and started yapping.

[INFERNO]: most of them were boring smh. this depressed cube and flower next to the terminals decided to discuss shit about missing their home universe already, then a floating onion ring and ballpen decided to join in. probably the ones i dislike the most, behind the ruler casually spamming math questions to a staff (pretty funny), some severed tentacle who fell asleep listening to music (their type is EDM- diSGUSTING!!! I wish their type was BREAKCORE!!) and that teardrop casually chanting shit to themselves (something tells me they came from hell, I'm not complainin)

[LIMBO]: Interesting.

The AI couldn't help but notice Inferno slightly jolt up in excitement. Ohgodno, that's an indicator that some form of violence was present amongst their contestants. Alas for us, it's not like Limbo felt empathy for them... yet.

[INFERNO]: then here comes the REAL shit. next i was at the lake and a lightbulb looking ass came up to me and asked if they can have a whole pack of UNO Flip cards to play with, which was oddly specific but i damn well know what they meant. so I did and now they're playing god knows how many rounds with two other furries and a hourglass and they're all aiming to get a cup and a yoyo 20+ cards to piss off both of them. very amusing :)

[LIMBO]: Amusing indeed, but I hope tension does not form nor worsen between them.

[INFERNO]: THEN i heard sparring noises and my heart fucking skipped a BEAT. a droopy looking hat heard the sounds and asked "whats the matter" in frog language (idk) and -ugh- i told them to calm down-

[LIMBO]: A spar, huh? I knew turning on Invincibility for everyone was a good idea. I looked at our contender's info logs; and it just so happens that one of them seeks for a fight, just like you.

Their partner flares up in the slightest, which makes Limbo back off a little. If ANY of those flames get on their fragile form, they'll have to lock up Inferno in a refrigerator again. 

[INFERNO]: EXACTLY!! that guy's cool as hell!!! the diamond watching them said he started it for fun. he was fighting with the other -also cool- sword dude, but they were so good they couldn't beat eachother, so they took a break. you missed the whole thing damnit, it was RAD as shit-

When was the last time he spectated a fight that entertaining?

[LIMBO]: Alright- that's enough for me to hear. You can fanboy about the warrior later, we have mere hours to prepare from this point forward.

 

Remembering they were recording this entire conversation, Limbo formally concluded the log.

[LIMBO]: That's all for today. This is your host Limbo-

[INFERNO]: -and Inferno!!

[LIMBO]: -signing out for the day. End log.

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Distant voices can be heard from Construct...

 

 

[?]: HAH!!! +25!1!!1

[?]: WHERE are you lads getting all these +5 cards from!?

[?]: Let's just say, sheer luck. By the way, it's just a ga-

[?]: BUT I WANT TO WIN FOR ONCE!! OH COME ON!

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Notes:

i actually started writing this a day ago but then the ULTRAKILL arsenal update came out (if you have the game and did NOT check it out yet, go do so before the spoilers get to you!!) and i played a few good hours on it- I can't say I didn't enjoy it :D but then I realized I had this chapter sitting in my phone's notepad for a while and I had the urge to rush this chapter (my mind's reasoning for it: we might run out of traction for responses)

speaking of the form, it's stuck at 3 responses. I assume it's bc I put it on a hyperlink (curse my dormant HTML/CSS knowledge) and not everyone noticed it, so as of posting this chapter, I edited the form link in the previous chapter's end notes a bit. hopefully that fixes it

have a nice day!!

P.S. the hosts use codenames.

P.P.S. the end part was definitely not based on an actual experience i had playing UNO Flip with my classmates

Chapter 3: [CAST REVEAL] Nice Morning to Start the Day, Huh

Summary:

hmmmm yes I will use (sometimes slightly edited) song titles for my chapters from now on because yes

I only got like 8 responses unfortunately, so i scrapped the idea of getting the contestants to have their separate introduction chapter. so everyone gets to debut this chapter! woooooooo :O

...I'll still use what i can with the votes i got from the form though, fandoms that didn't get picked will uh... be randomized i guess. in terms of introduction order or whatevr

Notes:

wtf....this chapter took WAY too long to write

that's what i get for experimenting CSS styling with my limited knowledge ig. bowomp!

THE MULTIFANDOM PROJECT
SEASON 1: IN THE WAKE OF A FLAMING VOID

Episode 1: Nice Morning to Start the Day, Huh

> The project has begun. May your days be many, and woes few.

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Two hosts and 18 contestants stand on the artificial flat grass of Construct (Replica). It just so happens that today, the 21st of April, 2███, is the start of the Multifandom Project. Though it was weeks ago this conglomerate of ideas was given a chance at life, it is only today our contestants are given a proper introduction! Even Limbo and Inferno couldn't help but grow as impatient as their contestants during the past few days.

Now that's out of the way, it's time to reveal our 18 participants one by one.

 

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Although our form has only accumulated 8 responses out of 150+ hits, this particular fandom was favored by 3/8 respondents.

Who could this be?

 

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> Reveal contestant #1.

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[ What an existence, defined by futile struggle... ]

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EVERYBODY WELCOME !

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ULTRAKILL /// SISYPHUS

Alias/es: P-2 Soul

Gender: Male

Profile: 5-5-4-4-3 (4)

PRIMARY DATA: A Prime Soul who would cheat, lie, and kill to protect their comrades. He's rather a smug bastard of spite who likes to spar.

OBJECT: Soul Orb (variable_type:sun)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ███

SOURCE CHARACTER: Sisyphus Prime

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [P2] primed2suffer

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[INFERNO]: bro he's so cool. if he doesn't throw actual fists later on i would be so mad

[LIMBO]: No bias with contestants as hosts in our show, partner.

[INFERNO]: shut

 

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> Reveal contestant #2.

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[ The world knows you exist. The consequences are real. ]

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EVERYBODY WELCOME !

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ONESHOT /// NIKO

Alias/es: Fateful Light

Gender: Non-Binary

Profile: 3-3-3-3-3 (3)

PRIMARY DATA: The only true average contestant. Such a kind and caring soul who tends to ask too many questions, but that's okay for a kid like them.

OBJECT: Lightbulb (variable_type:bearerofoursun)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ████

SOURCE CHARACTER: Niko

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [NP] nikoPatty

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[LIMBO]: From the information I have gathered, they saved their entire world once. Impressive... if only the Chairman could've done the same to his people as well.

[INFERNO]: whaaat?? you never told me abt a chairman or sm, can you not loredrop out of context??

 

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> Reveal contestant #3.

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[ that is NOT a king of the spectres! ]

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EVERYBODY WELCOME !

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OFF /// OMICRON

Alias/es: Add-On

Gender: Female

Profile: 1-3-4-2-5 (3)

PRIMARY DATA: It is said that she inherits all the traits of the Savior's companions, yet she doesn't remember being related to anyone else. It's as if she just appeared amongst others.

OBJECT: Add-On (variable_type:omicronV2)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ███

SOURCE CHARACTER: Add-Ons (Alpha, Omega, Epsilon)

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [AO] adolscentOmniscent

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[INFERNO]: what a weirdo. her backstory is weirdo-er

[LIMBO]: It intrigues me too. It is not usual for lifeforms like us to start existing out of nothing.

 

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> Reveal contestant #4.

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[ breakbeat perfectionist my beloved... ]

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EVERYBODY WELCOME !

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SPLATOON /// SHINDA OKUTO MIZUTA

Alias/es: TentaSpeak

Gender: Non-Binary

Profile: 3-4-5-2-4 (4)

PRIMARY DATA: One of the few composers who excell well in the "mimetic" kind of music. Appears to only focus on mixing tracks when unoccupied. 

OBJECT: Octopus Speaker

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ████

SOURCE CHARACTER: Acht/Dedf1sh (partially)

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [S2] soul2Bsanitzed

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[LIMBO]: I do not understand their desire to make music. Perhaps it's their passion?

[INFERNO]: if they composed breakcore instead i would've understood that part. their type's a bit ok i guess

 

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[ S H A T T E R . ]

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EVERYBODY WELCOME !

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COOKIE RUN: KINGDOM /// NIEVES

Alias/es: Frost Staff

Gender: Female

Profile: 4-5-2-3-2 (3)

PRIMARY DATA: A mere apprentice who is commonly mistaken as someone higher; though she's used to such misconceptions. Relies on herself when her superior isn't around.

OBJECT: Elemental Staff (variant_type:Kfrosty)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ███

SOURCE CHARACTER: Frost Queen Cookie (partially)

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [FF] frostFlop

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[INFERNO]: seems like she belongs to Treachery smh

[LIMBO]: Her master isn't that much of a tyrant, unfortunately for you.

[INFERNO]: UGH!!!

 

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> Reveal contestant #6.

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[ from the lands of the serene... ]

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EVERYBODY WELCOME !

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HOLLOW KNIGHT /// INDICIUM PURITATIS

Alias/es: Delicate Flower

Gender: Female

Profile: 4-5-4-3-5 (4)

PRIMARY DATA: It's only a matter of time that this sacred symbol was given life, although without a purpose. She wonders where her caretaker has gone off to.

OBJECT: Delicate Flower

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ███

SOURCE CHARACTER: Delicate Flower (it's actually a quest item!)

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [MF] mysteriousFauna

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[LIMBO]: I can sense a strong aura of power underneath their soul. She might be more than just a symbol of purity.

[INFERNO]: same. it would  be funny af if she could evaporate objects like us into nothing, lmao

[LIMBO]: Never mind. Don't jinx us.

 

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[ Tears of the first Gods... for what were they mourning? ]

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EVERYBODY WELCOME !

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CULT OF THE LAMB /// LIMBO GUARDIAN

Alias/es: Mystic Tear

Gender: Female

Profile: 3-5-4-2-3 (3)

PRIMARY DATA: Not to be confused with the █████ ██████, though the realms they control have the same names. Gives off a vibe that screams imperfection, must be a product of two things.

OBJECT: God Tear (variable_type:mystic)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ████

SOURCE CHARACTER: ???/Mystic Seller (+ God Tear collectible)

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [GM] godlyMerchant

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[INFERNO]: I literally do not know this dude

[LIMBO]: Neither does my database recognize her.

[INFERNO]: wait what. she's a girl??

 

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[ His dream, my effort. ]

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EVERYBODY WELCOME !

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BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE /// HENRY

Alias/es: Ink Pen

Gender: Male

Profile: 3-3-5-2-5 (4)

PRIMARY DATA: A retired artist who gives off a "tired old man" aura, as if he's seen trouble not everyone else knows about. So far, there's no explanation behind his singular demon horn and tail.

OBJECT: Pen (variable_type:cartoonsepiaArtist)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ███

SOURCE CHARACTER: Henry Stein

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [EC] elderyCartoonist 

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[LIMBO]: I'm concerned for him, he refuses to go to sleep. He said he'll only do so if I lead him home, which I don't plan on doing yet.

[INFERNO]: beh

 

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> Reveal contestant #9.

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[ THIS MATCH WILL GET RED HOT... NOW GO! ]

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EVERYBODY WELCOME !

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CUPHEAD /// TEACUP

Alias/es: N/A

Gender: Female

Profile: 3-3-4-4-4 (4)

PRIMARY DATA: Although a troublemaker, she's more focused on her friends and family for the most part. Relies on said friends to help her with a task.

OBJECT: Porcerlain Cup (variable_type:britishtea)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ███

SOURCE CHARACTER: Cuphead/Mugman 

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [PI] porcerlainImp

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[INFERNO]: seems oddly familiar. what

[LIMBO]: Is it deja vu, partner?

[INFERNO]: i think i remember there were cousinz making a deal with the devil in a casino here somewhere...

 

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<<< CLICK TO SHOW CHATROOMS >>>

 

---{ CONTESTANT CHATROOM }---

-- primed2suffer [P2] and 8 others began pestering this chatroom at XX:XX --

[P2] hmm... visitors?

[PI] whaddya mean VISITORS?? this ain't yer place or somthin'!

[MF] please speak normally...for i am not too familiar with all of you. not with this way of communication either.

[PI]  apologies, it's just mah accent 

[S2] these typing quirks are getting out of hand smh

[PI] ikr

[EC] i'm too old for all of this.

[S2] i understand that. you always sound traumatized ngl, care to explain why?

[EC] id rather not

[S2] bowomp

[P2] i'm bored. since we can't physically spar at the moment, we should stir up a friendly debate

[PI] NAH!! we're all good, sun man!

[AO] "sun man" lmao

[PI] oi i wasn't being rude

[AO] I found that funny though

[P2] yeah, same.

[PI] my bad

[MF] may I suggest a better nickname?

[P2] you don't have to. my husband calls me his sunshine anyway.

[MF] alright... huh, what?

[AO] exCUSE ME??

[PI] oooo looks like someone's got a good ol' crush!

[AO] tfym he literally called his other a "husband", they're MARRIED.

[PI] oh!

[P2] no, not really...

[AO] erm!

[NP] wait is it possible for two males to love each other romantically?

[PI] same question 'ere!

[MF] ...do we tell these children?

[AO] no.

[P2] not yet.

[EC] they're not old enough to witness the horrors of severe homosexuality

[NP] what's that? is it related

[AO] SHUT IT INK PEN

 

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> Unpause. Get back to the job and reveal the other half of the cast.

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> Reveal contestant #10.

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[ Our Core, which art in Data, hallow be thy Code. Truth of all Truths.  On Disk as it is on Screen. Forever and ever. ]

[ hey do you know who else in the Madness is an Abrahamic reference? ]

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MADNESS COMBAT /// DOC HAREKLAVIT

Alias/es: KEYGEN Sword

Gender: Male

Profile: 5-5-1-4-2 (3)

PRIMARY DATA: A faithful zealot of the Holy System who excels greatly in strategy and effiency. Although due to the harsh conditions of its origin, he forced himself to not trust anybody but his fellow disciples.

OBJECT: Binary Sword (variable_type:80.82.65.73.83.69.84.72.69.67.79.68.69)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ███

SOURCE CHARACTER: Dr. Jebediah Christoff (partially), MASTER BOOT RECORD/KEYGEN CHURCH (not madcom related but. check out their music!)

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [SD] sacredDisciple

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[INFERNO]: FINALLY we have even more violent gabriel now

[LIMBO]: A religion that worships computer terminology? Interesting.

 

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> Reveal contestant #11.

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[ Yo, what's up guys Today we're doing FAST food c- I mean- FAST candy. Deez candies, DEEZ FOCKIN CANDIES... ]

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DAVE AND BAMBI: GOLDEN APPLE EDITION /// BANDU

Alias/es: None. We are NOT using [yos3xgamers].

Gender: Male

Profile: 3-3-4-2-4 (3)

PRIMARY DATA: Ethusiastically playful Chaos god who can change their appearance at will. One of the more friendly and trustworthy contestants, obviously.

OBJECT: Polygon Model (variable_type:bambiPhones)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ████

SOURCE CHARACTER: Bandu

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [SR] sugarRushed

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[LIMBO]: The age gap between him and his sibling is... unthinkable. [ERROR: CANNOT PROCESS "emotion_Shock"]

[INFERNO]: did you forget that blud tried to imitate their bro?? you're such a skill issue LMAO

[LIMBO]: Damn it.

 

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[ Hedgehog ]

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EVERYBODY WELCOME !

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SONIC /// SONIC (THE RING)

Alias/es: None... what did you expect?

Gender: Male

Profile: 4-4-3-5-4 (4)

PRIMARY DATA: Such a free-spirited drifter who hungers for the thrill of adventure all the time. Although willing to live and die by his own rules, he's still willing to help out others when they need him the most.

OBJECT: Golden Ring (variable_type:blueblur)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ████

SOURCE CHARACTER: Sonic the Hedgehog (with a bit of TerminalMontage's Sonic on the side. chili dogs!)

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [BW] blueishWind

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[INFERNO]: he would've been likeable if he didn't despise all evil,, DISGUSTING!

[LIMBO]: You're antagonizing us.

 

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[ close to me... ]

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JUST SHAPES AND BEATS /// THE FRIEND

Alias/es: Sadboi

Gender: Female

Profile: 3-2-5-1-5 (3)

PRIMARY DATA: A lonely cube with a permanent(?) expression of sadness on its face. Interestingly, their two "cat" ears are actually two thirds of a triangular Tree of Life.

OBJECT: Cube (variant_type:afterBattle)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ████

SOURCE CHARACTER: The Big Cube

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [DF] depressoFriendo

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[LIMBO]: Unless her closest friend is around, I assume she'll stay sad for the rest of her days in this competition.

[INFERNO]: b o r i n g.

 

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> Reveal contestant #14.

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[ An apple? For me? Thanks! *crunch* YUM! ]

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BALDI'S BASICS /// BALDI

Alias/es: Ruler... and Baldi if you want to.

Gender: Male

Profile: 4-4-5-4-3 (4)

PRIMARY DATA: A math professor with a thoughtful and friendly demeanor, who genuinely cares about his students. Just don't get a math question wrong, things get harsh from there. 

OBJECT: Ruler (variant_type:literallynotbaldatall)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ███

SOURCE CHARACTER: Baldi

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [CM] coolestMathematician

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[INFERNO]: didnt ya say a apple could temporarily stun this guy?

[LIMBO]: Of course, though strangely enough it only takes him 15 seconds to finish eating. If you meant knocking him unresponsive with an apple to the head, then no.

 

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[ what do you mean this yoyo has PSITANIUM in them?? ]

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KIRBY /// ADAM

Alias/es: PSI Yo-Yo

Gender: Male

Profile: 2-3-2-4-3 (3)

PRIMARY DATA: This wild ruffian -despite his running knot acting as his only arm- can pull off a wide variety of tricks and deceptions against one's mind. Too bad he's a tad bit harder to be reasoned with.

OBJECT: Yo-Yo

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ████

SOURCE CHARACTER: ESP and Yo-Yo copy abilities

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [FN] freehandedNunchuck

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[LIMBO]: My database cannot provide an image of him without the shades. I wonder.

[INFERNO]: ok but why his "hand" look like a-

[LIMBO]: If you meant to ask why it resembles a hanging device, it's not intended to be.

 

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[ how'd ya go home without those time pieces ]

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A HAT IN TIME /// HOURGLASS KID

Alias/es: Chronoglass

Gender: Female

Profile: 4-3-2-4-3 (3)

PRIMARY DATA: A alien time-travelling explorer with the demeanor of a childlike troublemaker, though she can get quite sassy sometimes. Despite such, she can get insecure and fearful at certain situations.

OBJECT: Time Piece (variable_type:somekid)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ████

SOURCE CHARACTER: Hat Kid

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [TX] xXverycoolTimetravellerXx

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[INFERNO]: what's under the hat again

[LIMBO]: Nothing but sweets. There are five other hats that she can switch to in quick succession, seemingly to adapt to a situation in a near instant. But they do not contain candy.

 

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[ FRTXJPIHCBATTZRDIHJPS! ]

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PIZZA TOWER /// BRUNO

Alias/es: Fake Chef Hat

Gender: Male

Profile: 2-2-5-3-5 (3)

PRIMARY DATA: Doesn't do well as a contestant, yet this thing appears to treat everyone -and we do mean everyone- like dear friends. Although information regarding them is scarce, it's heavily implied to be copying -or at least, trying to- another object to blend in.

OBJECT: Chef Hat (variable_type:faker)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ███

SOURCE CHARACTER: Fake Peppino

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [FD] froggeDopple

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[LIMBO]: Thankfully, it doesn't intend to harm anyone, despite its offputting appearance. That's how friendly they are.

[INFERNO]: stupid ass frog

[LIMBO]: As of right now, you have been blacklisted from the Froggy Artillery Community by Administrator Jellatino. Who's the "skill issue" now, partner?

 

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[ WHAT THE!- ]

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THE HENRY STICKMIN COLLECTION /// HEN

Alias/es: Toppat King

Gender: Male

Profile: 4-4-1-1-4 (3)

PRIMARY DATA: Once a insignificant criminal, now the feared leader of the Toppat Clan. 

OBJECT: Porcerlain Cup (variable_type:britishtea)

EXPECTED PERFORMANCE: ████

SOURCE CHARACTER: Henry Stickmin

CHATROOM DESIGNATION: [KK] kleptomaniacKing

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[INFERNO]: where is he getting his luck from...

[LIMBO]: From the higher powers; the Humanoids. They monitor the lives of us objects.

 

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---{ CONTESTANT CHATROOM }---

-- sacredDisciple [SD] and 8 others began pestering this chatroom at XX:XX --

[S2] oh look there's the rest of them

[FD] hello!

[AO] oh uh. hi??

[TX] oh hey!! :D

[TX] we're all complete now!! :O

[SD] ...

[AO] thats a rather ominous looking text gradient,,,

[FD] ribbit

[PI] who's this lil frog fella?

[FN] h3 w45 f0rc3d 70 347 c3m3n7 51nc3 8 !!!

[PI] woah there buddy

[AO] wtf

[SD] He's saying "he was forced to eat cement since 8" in leetspeak. That's -unfortunately- his typing quirk.

[NP] to be fair, I can at least understand it a bit

[NP] are you being true though?

[SD] Uhh...

[FN] y35 !!!

[SR] damn bro...

[CM] solve for: 15ac ≤ (20xy^4/30z)

-- coolestMathematician [CM] stopped pestering this chatroom at XX:XX [Reason: Timeout for 10 minutes /// "Simply existing" -[FF] ]--

[FF] good riddance. I didn't like him and his prowess in math

[EC] ehm

[FF] what? all he did was ask me algebra questions!

[EC] you could've just told him to not ask you??

[FF] but i did! he wouldn't stop going!

[MF] but I saw you never spoke to baldi, you just stood there... and now you're acting as the victim. isn't that...

[AO] ...

[TX] ... :[

[FN] ...

[FD] ...

[SR] ...

[NP] ...

[SD] So what do you all say? Should we humiliate this rude apprentice?

[P2] fish react her so we can send her back to the wrath layer

[SR] AYE!! 🐟

[FF] what's a fish... 🐟

[EC] the kind of mammal that lives underwater. like flowers such as you, they come in many different species 🐟 that's all i know atleast

[FD] 🦈

[BW] FAKEY YOU SILLY, THAT'S A SHARK 🐟

[AO] i dunno dante's inferno but alrIGHT 🐟

[TX] what is dante's inferno!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🐟

[FN] Y0U 8UrN7 7H3 FUCK1N6 F15H 🔥

[AO] wait WHAT

[SR] THE FISH FOCKEN BURNT!!! 🔥

[S2] PASS IT TO FROST FLOP GOGOGO 🐟🔥

[NP] 🐟🔥

[PI] 🐟🔥 >>> TO FROST FLOP

[FF] what are you idiots doing!

[SD] Explode.

-- frostFlop [FF] stopped pestering this chatroom at XX:XX [Reason: Connection lost]--

[AO] now with that out of the way, what now?

[PI] i bet they're gonna team us up or somethin'!

[NP] I was thinking of the same thing

[BW] howdo you contact the hosts from here?

[ASAS] Do not worry, we're here.

[SR] WOH

[SR] holdon y's ur handle 4 letters?

[HP] we don't talk about that yk

[HP] ANYWAYS we already decided y'alls teams

[HP] ahem. limby, take it from here

[ASAS] Alright. Contestants, you will all be divided into two teams consisting of nine members.

[P2] damn

[ASAS] As said before, we have already handpicked the members of each team.

[ASAS] For team 1, we have...

<[CLICK TO REVEAL]>

[ASAS] ...Sonic (the Ring), Frost Staff, Chronoglass, PSI Yoyo, Ruler, Mystic Tear, Add-On, TentaSpeak, and Ink Pen.

 

 

---{ TEAM 1 CHATROOM }---

 

-- blueishWind [BW] and 6 others have been moved to here from [CONTESTANT] chatroom at XX:XX --

[BW] ayyy

[TX] hang on.. who's mystic tear?

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[S2] she's chronoglass. I'm TentaSpeak

[S2] I assume you can only speak in windings?

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[GM] this/all/I/can/do. sorry/speech/still/limited

[BW] presto!! we're going somewhere

-- frostFlop [FF] and started pestering this chatroom at XX:XX --

[GM] hello/there/?

[AO] ah right, the two of you are in the same team now

[TX] >:D

[FF] i will not accept this!

[CM] I consent :D

[EC] now the two of you, behave.

[EC] wait @HP what happens next after this?

[HP] OWIE I GOT P I N G E D :(

[HP] also tomorrow is the first challenge. dont get sleep all of you

[EC] as in I'll even bother going to sleep..

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[ASAS] And for team 2, we also have...

<[CLICK TO REVEAL]>

[ASAS] ...Fateful Light, Sadboi, Fake Chef Hat, Bandu, Delicate Flower, Toppat King, KEYGEN Sword, Teacup, and P-2 Soul.

 

---{ TEAM 2 CHATROOM }---

 

-- nikoPatty [NP] and 8 others have been moved to here from [CONTESTANT] chatroom at XX:XX --

[FD] gershundeit.

[SR] yo!!

[PI] oh yay!! bandu's 'ere

[SD] I sense we haven't talked with two contestants in our team, and those people are Toppat King and -ugh- Sadboi. To the two of you, show yourselves.

[DF] uhh. hi?

[KK] hey.

[KK] can't believe you're in the same team with p2

[P2] would you look that, it's indeed my favorite sparring partner

[MF] I was guessing the both of you would form some sort of alliance together because of such. perhaps i was correct after all?

[SD] Fuck yeah, we are!

[DF] so cool...

[SR] LANGUAGE!!!

[PI] calm down brother

[KK] I have a feeling that this team's going to win a lot; mainly because of these two here (what do you think team??)

[MF] i wholeheartedly believe so...

[NP] watch and learn, maybe

[NP] nonetheless let's try our best for the first challenge

[KK] oh right, the first challenge. is it going to happen tomorrow?

[MF] @ASAS

[ASAS] Yes, the first challenge is tomorrow.

[PI] hoo boy,,, I'll get some shut eye then. see ya tomorrow folks!

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{ - - - < :D > - - - }

[CHALLENGE 0.5 /// TEAM NAMING]

...and YOU!!! fellow readers will be the judge of that!

 

Aaaaaand we meet again!

Administrator Jellatino here, and yep- you heard that challenge name right. This is a pretty simple one, so expect me to say less here this time around.

Come up with a cool name for both teams, as long as it's safe for everyone. That's it, that's the very simple challenge. The deadline is in April 27 2024 (due to erm... personal reasons). Go nuts!

 

Again, not much to say here, unfortunately. I'll be going now. That's a shorthanded wrap!
- Administrator Jellatino "Not the Author's Objectsona" Gelatinous

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Notes:

1. OH COOL! ART! IN MY SIDE ORDER!

heads up though, digital art may be scarce in this fic unfortunately, as 1) I haven't done assets for 7/18 of the cast and 2) it sucks drawing on mobile, for me at least. also I'm used to doing traditional art (w/o color) so deal with that; bowomp

2. idk what to write for the 2nd chatroom chats so i based it around me casual discord conversations

3. should i add the tags of the source characters (like [henry stein] bc of ink pen)

4. my artstyle sucks. sorry :(

 

that's all 4 now. toodles

(...I suck at handling workskins. my bad)

edit 04/26/2024: did the chapter just get bugged? it says it got updated on april 21 but this chapter up uploaded on april 25 yesterday....whaaaat