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[Cassidy]
Well well well, what have we here?
Micheal Afton, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared!
So you're the one everybody's mistaken for William,
You're jokin'? You're jokin'? I can't believe my eyes!
You're jokin' me, you've gotta be! This can't be the right guy!
He's kind, he's regretful. I don't know which is worse!
I might just split a seam now, if I don't die laughin' first!
When Mr Cassidy says: "There's trouble close at hand,"
You'd better pay attention now, 'cause I'm the Spirit of vengeance.
And if your father aren't a-shakin', there's somethin' very wrong,
Cause you and Henry worked together to burn that purple man!
And I put him down below for a while
I'm (He's) the one he shouldn't have killed !
Well if I'm feelin' antsy, and I've nothing much to do,
I might just put William back in my little game too
And don't you know the one thing that would make it work so nice?
A Micheal Afton, who once again help put him down
I'm (He's) the one he shouldn’t have killed!
[Micheal,]
Cassidy, it's nice to see you again
[Cassidy]
Oh just say the line!
[Micheal, exasperated]
Release me now or you must face the dire consequences!
The children are expecting me, so please come to your senses.
[Cassidy]
You're jokin', you're jokin. I can't believe my ears.
Would someone shut this fellow up? I'm drownin' in my tears.
He's funny, I'm laughin'. You really are too much!
And now, with your permission, I'm going to do my stuff.
[Micheal, getting into it]
Well, what are you going to do?
[Cassidy]
I'm going to do the best I can.
You’ve helped me so much, yet your so tainted by William
You’ve started to think you're a monster yourself!
It's so much more fun, if you finally realize
you no longer are influenced by that monster of a man!
[Micheal, hesitant]
I do not know what you mean
[Cassidy]
Oh brother, you're something. You put me in a spin.
You aren't comprehending the position that you're in.
It's hopeless, you're finished, you haven't got a prayer.
Cause I'm Mister Cassidy, and you ain't goin' nowhere