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Suddenly I'm a Scientist TV Man!
Somewhere in a random house
A teenager named Jack is currently watching Episode 73 (Part 1) of Skibidi Toilet. He's just an average guy, a bit smarter than most, but nothing extraordinary. After finishing Episode 73 (Part 1), he comments, "Wow, the latest Skibidi Toilet is really good. Can't wait for the next part." Glancing at the time, he realizes it's already 11:00 PM. "Man, it's getting late. Looks like I need to go to sleep," he mutters to himself. Jack rises from his PC chair and shuts down the computer before heading to bed. As he's about to drift off to sleep, his PC suddenly emits a bright light, startling him. "What the?" he exclaims, confused. He watches in disbelief as the computer suddenly pull him into it and the pull is getting stronger, pulling him towards the screen. "What the hell?!" he shouts, desperately clinging to his bed, but his grip slips, and he gets pulled into the computer. The room is left in darkness, with only the messy bed remaining.
In some part of TV Man secret base
A TV Man wearing a button-up navy grey shirt, with a black button-up vest, and draped over his attire is a lab coat. Below the waist, he wears a pair of black combat pants or cargo pants, completing his outfit are sturdy combat boots.
The TV Man appears to be in recharge mode before suddenly waking up and looking around frantically. This is Jack, now transformed into a TV Man, who surveys his surroundings in confusion as he tries to determine his location after being pulled into his computer. His gaze lands on a mirror not far away, showing his reflection. Instead of his familiar face, he sees only a TV wearing a scientist's lab coat.
He panics momentarily before calming himself down. "Okay... first, I'm pulled into my computer, and then I suddenly wake up as a TV Man from Skibidi Toilet... What is happening right now?" Jack exclaims and noticed that he's speaking in reverse before looking around again and standing up. He appears to be in an almost empty room; other than what looks like his recharge station, it's empty except for the mirror. "Alright, first things first. I need to know which episode I'm currently in, and then I'll see what my next course of action should be," he says, walking toward the door in his room and opening it to reveal an empty hallway. "Huh... it's empty? I guess I woke up early. What time is it?" After saying that, he suddenly knows what time it is. "06:00 A.M.? Wait, how do I know that?' My mind suddenly knows that I have an internal clock. 'Wait, how do I have an internal clock? Hm... probably the perk of being a robot, I guess."
Jack decided to leave his room and walk toward his lab, using his internal map, which had already been downloaded to his robot mind. Not only was the map downloaded, but also other information such as his designation (TVMan-073), his body frame, and knowledge that scientists possess. After some time of walking through the empty corridor, occasionally lined with doors on either side and sometimes two big doors lining one of the corridor walls, which his mind acknowledged as a storage room, he finally arrived at his lab. Instead of the expected chemicals, microscopes, and other lab equipment, it was filled with many science fiction machinery. "Probably because we're focused more on technological advancement to fight against the Skibidi Toilet," he thought out loud before walking to one of the tables filled with machinery used to create weapons. He decided to create a weapon that could help him in the long run.
After many hours of creating the weapon through many trials and errors (one exploded at his face because he miscalculated the energy for his weapon), finally he created a Blaster that can be attached to his right forearm. The design looks similar to the Upgraded Titan Speakerman (The Blaster that was given by the Alliance, not the Skibidi one). He also created an Exoskeleton so he could attach any weapon to his forearm and increase his strength. He looked the blaster over to check if there was something important he missed while building it. Seeing there was nothing wrong and nothing he missed, he teleported to the weapon testing place in his base, where there were already some TV Men around, probably acting as security or other scientists testing other weapons.
The Weapon testing place is a wide area that has many humanoid-shaped targets and sometimes Skibidi Toilet Targets. Jack immediately attached his newly created Blaster and aimed at one of the Skibidi Toilet targets before firing. The blaster shot a ball of purple energy before hitting its target and creating a huge explosion, shocking everyone, including Jack, who didn't expect his Blaster to be very powerful. After the smoke cleared, it revealed the target was obliterated along with other targets that were nearby. 'Oh...wow,' a TV Man said, as everyone was speechless from the firepower of Jack's Blaster.
Jack then decided to teleport back to his lab but not before saying "Sorry for the Inconvenience" in reverse before fully teleport away back into his Lab, he detached his Blaster and put it down on the table where he created the Blaster as he looked at it for a while before "YES! I finally created a weapon so I could help the Alliance with War against Skibidi Toilet!" He near-shouted in joy before calming himself down "Alright let's just give these to the commander and hope he approves of it".
Jack was about to grab data and blueprints about his Blaster before hearing the familiar sound of TV Man Teleportation. He then looked at the source to see black smoke that had formed near the entrance of his lab. After the smoke disappeared, it revealed, "Commander!" Jack saluted the TV Man commander. The Commander sported a suit jacket paired with a yellow sleek tie, black dress pants, and polished black shoes. He also had a purple circular badge with a black circle with the TV Man logo inside, further signifying him as Commander. "TVMan-073, I heard you have created a new powerful weapon," the commander said to him as he walked toward the table where his Blaster was laying down. "May I inspect it?'" The commander asked. "You may, sir," Jack answered. The commander nodded and carefully grabbed the blaster, starting to inspect it. "Impressive craftsmanship, TVMan-073. This blaster appears to be quite powerful. Where did you draw inspiration to create such a powerful weapon?" Questioned the Commander in a curious and yet professional tone. "Well, I drew inspiration from Titan Speakerman's blaster. As we know, we usually use our TV rays against our enemy but maybe sooner or later they will developed something to counter our TV ray effect. So, I made a powerful blaster to take out the Skibidi Toilet and help our soldiers on the frontline. I also created an Exoskeleton so we could attach the blaster and other weapons easily. The Exoskeleton also increases the user's strength," Jack answered the question and provided some other information as the commander put down the blaster on the table and nodded at Jack's answer. "Good work, TVMan-073. Continue with your innovation and I hope your creation could help the Alliances against the Skibidi Toilet."
Jack nodded at the TVMan commander, and as the Commander was about to teleport away, Jack called out to him. "Commander, if I may, I would like to propose conducting a live test of my blaster on the battlefield. This would allow me to assess its effectiveness firsthand and make any necessary adjustments." The commander stopped and seemed to ponder his words for a moment before nodding. "Of course, you can go to the battlefield. I will assign you a group of TVMen and a Large TVMan in one hour," the commander then teleported away. Jack try to find weapon storage and when he found it on the digital mind map he teleported there and looked around at the various weapons, the majority of which were sharp. Jack surveyed the selection for a bit before grabbing a machete from its place and swinging it around for a bit before nodding in approval. Jack teleported back to his lab and reattached his Blaster to his right forearm. He decided to wait for the group.
One hour had passed, and a TVMan teleported to Jack's lab, which he assumed was part of the group the commander assigned him to. "Are you ready, TVMan-073?" The TVMan questioned as Jack nodded at him and walked near him. "I'm ready for deployment." The TVMan briefly looked at Jack's Blaster on his right forearm and the machete in his left hand before nodding and teleporting himself and Jack to outside the base where another TVMan is waiting with for them, with Large TVMan standing beside him. "I'm TVMan-043, and that is TVMan-040; the Large TVMan beside him is LTM-010, or as we usually call him, Polycephaly," TVMan-043 introduced himself and the others while Jack greeted the other two. "It's nice to meet you," he said as TVMan-040 waved at Jack with ':)' on his screen while LTM-010, or Polycephaly, just nodded at Jack. They teleported together.
Jack, First Person P.O.V
After the smoke of teleportation cleared, I saw we were currently in what appeared to be some kind of area near a forest, as there were a lot of trees rather than buildings. I noticed we had teleported near a familiar building with multiple familiar cameramen sitting on flushed Skibidi Toilet. 'Hilltop Store,' said one of the signs on top of the building, which confirmed that I'm currently in Episode 43. Then, I heard the sound of Skibidi in the distance as I stopped looking at the building and looked in front of me to see a convoy of grey Skibidi Toilet wearing sunglasses moving toward us. I prepared my Blaster and my machete, and I waited for LTM-010 to let out his TV rays as I looked at him slowly walking forward before letting out a bright light from his head and four other TVs. The bright light didn't affect them as expected because of the toilet wearing sunglasses. 'Well... you can test your new weapon on them," TVMan-043 said to me, which I nodded at him before firing multiple times at the Skibidi Toilet. The multiple purple energy balls hit their target, which created a huge explosion that shook the ground a little bit. When the smoke created by the explosion cleared, it revealed multiple normal Skibidi toilets were obliterated, while the bigger one was heavily injured as their heads had multiple burnt injuries and their glasses shattered. Polycephaly took this opportunity by letting out his bright light again, which made the surviving Skibidi Toilet go crazy before exploding, leaving no survivors. The cameramen watching me started clapping their hands for me because I single-handedly stopped multiple Skibidi Toilet with my powerful Blaster. I gave them a ':D' emoticon through my screen.
I then heard the sound of an explosion in the distance, prompting me to stop looking at the cameramen and look around. I spotted that Titan TVMan had defeated the Octopus Skibidi Toilet before getting attacked by a Skibidi Toilet with a rocket and other Skibidi Toilet with helicopter blades. I then looked back at TVMan-043. 'I need to do something; you go first,' I teleported away without waiting for a response. After the teleportation smoke cleared, I found myself standing on top of a small building.
I saw the Infected Titan Speakerman getting thrown as he stood up and fired his Blaster at Titan TVMan. Instead of continuing to watch the fight, I immediately teleported to Infected Titan Speakerman and saw the Parasite Skibidi Toilet. I charged my Blaster before firing it at the Parasite. When the ball of energy hit it, it injured the Parasite, which made Titan Speakerman scream out loud before trying to grab me. I hurriedly ran near the parasite before letting out TV rays from my screen as I looked at the parasite's face, which made Titan Speakerman freeze in place as the parasite also froze. I immediately stabbed the parasite multiple times with my machete before cutting the thing that made him control Titan Speakerman (it looked weird and disgusting), freeing Titan Speakerman from the Skibidi Control. I saw Titan TVMan grab the Parasite and crush it in his hand as I looked up to him, and he looked back at me before nodding. I nodded back at him before teleporting back on top of the small building, seeing Titan Speakerman look at Titan TVMan before looking at me and giving me an incomprehensible sound, which I'm guessing is a 'Thank you' from him. I nodded at Titan Speakerman and gave him a thumbs-up as Titan Speakerman flew away while Titan TVMan teleported away. I then looked down from the building to see multiple cameramen giving me thumbs-up as I reciprocated the action before teleporting back to base.
After the teleportation cloud dissipated, I was met with the Commander folding his arms while looking at me. I expected a scolding from him because I split up from my assigned group, but instead, I received a "Congratulations for freeing Titan Speakerman from the Skibidi Toilet control. Many members of the Alliance appreciate it, especially Speakerman Commander. Now we have another Titan that can help on the frontline against the Skibidi Toilet," he said, patting me on the shoulder. "Now I want you to continue innovating and create new technology for the Alliance. I also hope you will assist in some important missions of the Alliance." With a nod, he teleported away, leaving me in the lab. I then handed the blueprint of my blaster and Exoskeleton to the TVMan in charge of manufacturing. After that, I started making a jetpack so I could use it if the Commander needed me in some important mission. I can't always rely on my teleportation ability because the Skibidi Toilet might be developing something to nullify our teleportation ability.