18 Year Old Collegeniers (Is that even a word?????)

by Mari_y0m

Summary:

A Blue Lock chatfic with the little characters. I aged em up to 18 (not the ones who are already 18 obv. people over 18 get down graded to 18 😈) They're in college now?!??!?!?!

It's the second week of College and everyone is already dying

Stupid stupid me for making another fic even tho I haven't even finished my last 3

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Chigiri: faggot

 

Reo: AIHHIABUGCGUOBJLUJD

 

Isagi: @Beeboy_Bachi @Ito.R how come chigiri gets to say slurs???

 

Bachira: pretty privlege

 

Rin: Because you fucking suck.

 

Shidou: y'know what else he can suck

 

Shidou: THIS BIG BLACK COCKKK🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Rin: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHER

 

Shidou: nah 😈😈😈

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Notes:

Special detailssss

KaiNess are healthy now, Kaiser had therapy blah blah blah and now they're a nice couple. (W for the Fluffy KaiNess shippers)

I messed around with the backstories because why not

This fic will probably focus on the entire 4 years of college (If I'm dedicated enough (probably not))

Itoshi siblings are now twins 3

Lmao first part of this ain't even a chat fic X-X

Chapter 1: What in the shrimp powder?

It was 7 AM, and also the start of the second week of fucking college.

 

"Fuckkkkkk....." Isagi groaned.

 

He's been waking up at 7 AM every single day, now his body has gotten used to it. He couldn't even sleep in anymore because he'd just automatically wake up at 7 AM!

 

He had his usual bed hair and light blue pajamas on, he ripped the blanket off himself with all the strength he had. God, he couldn't this anymore. At this point it would be better for him to just crash onto the carpet and doze off. Until a familiar voice woke him up,

 

"YOCCHANN!!!!!!!"

 

It was Bachira.

 

He forcefully pounced on him, making Isagi fall back into the mattress. Bachira laughed out loud before sitting up and staring at Isagi like a cat, he had his head tilted as well.

 

Now Isagi had all the energy in the world, man Bachira was like a bottle of dopamine. Just a singular touch from him and your suddenly awake. Isagi took his hand and patted Bachira on the head, this earned him a small giggle from the guy on top of him. Isagi sat up and moved away so he could get into the bathroom to brush his teeth, once he was there he took his dark blue tooth brush and put a dollop of toothpaste on it. After brushing his teeth, he put back the toothbrush into the white cup with two other brushes in it. One black and one yellow with bee patterns. He then heard someone open the door to their dorm.

 

"Hurry up you lukewarms." he said in a loud enough voice to which Isagi could hear him.

 

It was Rin, the really depressed guy in the dorm.

 

Isagi walked out of the bathroom to get his clothes along with giving Rin a little look. He took out a white dress shirt, a brown belt, and black bell bottoms. 'This looks nice...' he thought. Isagi ran back into the bathroom to change, and came out fresher than a fetus out of their mother. (Well that's a weird comparison.)

 

"Rinnie!! Do ya know where I left my sketchbook and yellow sneakers?"

 

"Don't call me Rinnie. And, the sketchbook is on the dresser as well as the sneakers under it."

 

"Thank you~" Bachira tapped Rin, who has a funny looking scowl on his face, on the shoulders and then went to go pick up his shoes and sketchbook.

 

Isagi chuckled. "Bachi, what classes do you have today? It's a Monday." He asked.

 

Bachira looked up from putting on his shoes, "Uhm... I have art with my mom every morning at 11, then Literature after that at 1... That's all I can remember, I might have to look at my schedule plan." "Nice! I have Literature at 1 too!" Isagi said jumping around. Then, He and Bachira collided with one another and started a happy dance. After about 10 minutes, he realized a still scowling Rin staring at the both of them. "Both of you should get breakfast, or else I'm going to force you two down." "Fine Rinrin!!" Bachira said as he let go of Isagi. After Rin left, Bachira whispered to Isagi, "Is it just me or did Rinnie get all soft? He didn't even call us both lukewarm..." Isagi nodded rapidly.

 

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Isagi was about to fall asleep during his Liberal Arts class, even if it was fucking hell he still needed some of it's skills to get a psychology degree. It was then that the class was dismissed. He then heard a notification come from his phone, he checked it as he walked out of class:

 

Bachi: i'm at the Bistro in park 2 come over Yochan!!

 

Isagi: okkkk

[Bachi reacted with a 💖]

 

Isagi walked to park 2 using the navigation map. (He still couldn't understand his place.) He was then able to find Bachira waving at him from a distance at a patio table. "Yochan! Yochan!! Over here!!" Isagi chuckled for the 2nd time.

 

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It was time for Literature, Isagi and Bachira walked together up the stairs to the room. They were both met with Chigiri and Kunigami, who they met on the third day and got close with. "Hi you two, I asked professor and he said that today will be easy. We'll also have half of the class as free time." Bachira squealed. "Keep it down Bachira! You four, go sit down!" Professer Chris Prince yelled from the other side of the room. "Sorrryyy!!" Bachira yelled back. "Cmon cmon, let's go." Isagi said as he took Bachira hand and led him down the ramp. Chris cleared his throat, "In exchange for the free time, you all will have to complete a 2 page paper, front and back, about why literature is important!" Upon hearing those words, everyone in the room groaned. "And the paper will be due on Thursday!" Chris continued. A loud 'Oh are you FUCKING kidding me..' rang out into the room. "Now, we shouldn't say those words! It isn't skibidi! Is that what kids like you like nowadays?" Isagi's jaw dropped.

 

"Oh my goddd... Why is Professor Chris like this... Knew it was to good to be true." Chigiri groaned. "I mean, he was infected last week when someone introduced him to skibidi toilet." Kunigami replied. "The only person that actually gives out free time without any exchange is my mom, the art teacher." Bachira boasted. The sentence: 'Lucky little shit.' came out of three people's mouths. "I am not ready for the 2 page paper, why did it even have to be front and back..." Isagi whined. Bachira placed his head on Isagi's shoulder so that he could doze off for 10 minutes, only for the four of them to hear footsteps coming towards them.

 

"Hey, Lukewarms."

 

"Hey Emo-shi." Chigiri laughed. He could already feel the depression radiating off of Rin. "Kuni, let's go to the east wing and get a shot of coffee, my knight in shining armor." Chigiri said. "Of course, princess." Kunigami replied. Isagi could literally see Rin almost gag. "You two need to get a room." Rin blurted out. Chigiri laughed in response, "I don't know what you mean~" He giggled along with Kunigami.

 

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2:23 PM

 

We hate kids.

 

Ego: I fucking hate these kids.

 

Chris: Oh cmon, they're pretty sigma!

 

Ego: I also hate you as well.

 

Chris: 😭

 

[@Chrispri is now offline]

 

Anri: I just ate spicy shrimp powder by itself 9 minutes ago, and now I'm probably going to get a heart attack.

 

Yuu: Anri what in the world.

 

Yuu: DID YOU TAKE THE SHRIMP POWDER I USE TO ENERGIZE MY TASTE BUDS??!!

 

Anri: Yes.

 

Ego: Lmao that's crazy.

 

Ego: That powder makes you pass out after eating it in 10 minutes. (From personal experience.)

 

[@JinpachiE is now offline]

 

Yuu: Oh my god.

 

Yuu: @Anri

 

Yuu: @Anri

 

Yuu: .

 

[@ArtteacherYuu is now offline]

 

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Rin, Isagi, and Bachira were walking down a path together to waste some time. "Don't walk next to me fucker." Rin said to Isagi. "Then what am I suppose to do? The path is big enough for the three of us to walk side-by-side." Isagi responded. The only thing Rin said in return was: "Hmph." Bachira was scrolling on his phone, holding Isagi's arm. "Guys, my mom says that we should keep a look out for Ms. Teieri." "Hm? Why is tha-" Isagi asked but was cut off by Bachira loud gasp. Isagi turned to looks at what Bachira was looking at, only to find Ms. Teieri on the bench; passed out, with her phone on the ground.

 

 

"Hm?.." Anri slowly opened her eyes, only to find out he was at the infirmary. "Ms. Teieri!" Bachira jumped. "Oh hey Meguru! I ate some of your mother's shrimp powder and passed out!" Anri said. "Wow... Are you okay? I tried some of it and only felt woozy for a while. I guess passing out doesn't work on Bachira bloodline?" Bachira responded. "I guess so." "Anyways, I called my mom over here. I told her that Rin, Isagi, and I found you." Bachira continued. Then, Bachira Yuu crashed through the door. "Anri, oh my god! What were you thinking when you ate the shrimp powder?!" Yuu held Anri's hands in her own. "I'm fine Mrs. Bachira! In fact, I feel more energized!!" Anri lifted her arms into corners and tried to flex her muscles. Yuu sighed with relief.

 

Bachira walked out of the infirmary only to find Isagi and Rin waiting for him. "You took too long, Meguru." Rin said. "Wow~ First name basis?" Isagi teased, "Why won't you call me by my first name hm?" "Because you're an annoying fuck that's what." Rin replied. "Break it up! Fighting is a no no~" Bachira slid himself in between Rin and Isagi. "We should separate now, It's almost time for third block right?" "Right. See you Megs!" "Goodbye... Meguru."

 

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Isagi walked towards his Introductory Psychology class. It was pretty interesting compared to liberal arts that is, and probably because the students in there are all quiet and calm. Isagi opened the door and walked down the ramp to sit in his signature chair. Then, in front of the seat next to his was a name plate. Another one was in front of the seat next to that. The name plates had the words: Micheal Kaiser, and Alexis Ness, on them.

That's weird, they didn't sound like Japanese names but they did have the romanji translation on the bottom.

 

Isagi just sat down instead of pondering on it longer, Professor Yasumori Hoichi then spoke up: "Students! We're going to have transfers coming to our university! Please be nice to them and give some hospitality!" So that's what the name plates were for... "They'll be coming on Tuesday! Let's give them a warm welcome!" Yasumori ended his announcement like that. "Now! Let's start the lesson hm?" Isagi took out his psychology notebook and wrote jot downs and small notes. The only thing that could be heard in the room was Professor speaking and pencils scratching papers. Rin would like his class a lot.

After some time passed, the class was over and also the day was over. Then, Professor Yasumori  had another announcement,

"There will be a test on what we just went over on... Friday!" He yelled excitedly. At this point, Isagi was going to be cramming coffee cups and eye bags for the rest of the week. Everyone in the classroom groaned softer than in Literature. The class was then dismissed, Isagi got up from his seat and walked out of the classroom. He wondered where Rin was, since he's a Biomedical Sciences major... maybe Biology Lab? Isagi didn't really know since he isn't good at science.

Then, he got a text. Not from Bachira, but rather from... "Rin?"

 

Rin: Hi.

 

Isagi: hii

 

Rin: Do you really need to draw out the vowels?

 

Isagi: do you really need to be commenting on how I type?

 

Rin: .

 

Rin: Anyway, please come to the cafe at the garden lounge.

 

Isagi: i never agreed to this?

 

Rin: Please.

 

Isagi: ?

 

Rin: Yoichi.

 

Isagi: ajdcsbvsgudfsbdfsbdcueie

 

Isagi: i'll go

 

Isagi was about to combust right then and there.

 

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After going to the cafe with Rin, Isagi suddenly got a notification from his phone: 'A new group chat was made???'

 

4:34

 

friends!!!

 

[@Beeboy_Bachi has added: @himsagi, @Ito.R, @Mikage_R, @N.seishi, and many others]

 

Bachira: HI EVERYONEEE!!!!!

 

Isagi: bachi what is this????

 

Bachira: cool new group chat!!

 

Rin: Why did you even make this. How many people did you even add?

 

Bachira: i added everyone's phone number from the files i found on Dean Ego's computer!!!

 

Isagi: what the FUCK bachira

 

Shidou: lmao this guy is good

 

Rin: Not you.

 

Shidou: hi rin-channn

 

Rin: Fuck off.

 

Nagi: wit

 

[Replying to @N.seishi]

╰┈➤ Reo: it's a group chat for communication Nagi.

 

Nagi: 💜

 

Reo: 🤍

 

Rin: Isagi don't say what you're about to say.

 

Isagi: FAGG-

 

[@himsagi has been muted for 1 minute]

 

Otoya: damn wtf

 

Yukimiya: lol

 

Karasu: OMG YUKIIIII

 

Yukimiya: stop

 

Otoya: MY CROW BOY

 

Karasu: GREEN PEPPER NINJA!!!

 

Yukimiya: I hate you both.

 

Chigiri: lol what is this

 

Reo: It's a group chat

 

Chigiri: i can tell???

 

Reo: so then why did you ask???

 

Chigiri: hoe are you slow???

 

Reo: did you just call me a hoe???

 

Chigiri: yes I did bitchass

 

Shidou: gimmie the popcornnnn

 

Isagi: 🍿🍿

 

Shidou: ew not from the homophobe

 

Isagi: bro

 

Nagi: @Mikage_R pls stp fighting

 

Reo: of course my treasure 🤍

 

Chigiri: dickrider

 

Reo: SHT UPPP

 

Chigiri: faggot

 

Reo: AIHHIABUGCGUOBJLUJD

 

Isagi: @Beeboy_Bachi @Ito.R how come chigiri gets to say slurs???

 

Bachira: pretty privlege

 

Rin: Because you fucking suck.

 

Shidou: y'know what else he can suck

 

Shidou: THIS BIG BLACK COCKKK🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Rin: .

 

Rin: You aren't even black.

 

Bachira: your tan...

 

Shidou: its still a big cock tho

 

Sae: What the fuck is this?

 

[@Ito.R and @Ito.S have left the server]

[@Beeboy_Bachi has added @Ito.R and @Ito.S]

[@Beeboy_Bachi has locked the server]

 

Bachira: you all are staying here

 

Sae: Fuck me.

 

Shidou: word? 😈😈😈

 

Sae: I don't even know you.

 

Shidou: u can know me in bed💯💯💯

 

Rin: Stop harassing my nii-chan.

 

Shidou: ooo brothers

 

Shidou: can i smash you both

 

Rin: You're insane.

 

Shidou: thanks bbg🤑🤑🤑🤑

 

Shidou: i found a container of shrimp powder on my desk

 

Shidou: its got the zing🤑🤑🤑🤑

 

Isagi: ....

 

Isagi: your gonna pass out

 

Shidou: what

 

Rin: That's what you get lukewarm.

 

Bachira: how come people keep finding my moms shrimp powder

 

Shidou: CUM🔥🔥🔥🔥😈😈😈

 

Rin: I wish 10 minutes would go by faster.

 

Shidou: the only thing thats goin faster is my dick in your pussy thats what

 

Sae: ...

 

Sae: Can someone ban him.

 

 

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4:50

 

friends!!!

 

Shidou: i just saw a guy with the biggest GYATTTT i've ever seen🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Shidou; it was poking out and EVERYTHING

 

Shidou: he had the TIGHT skinny jeans and its clinging on his ASS🫢🫢🫢

 

Sae: Did that person have dark salmon colored hair and teal eyes.

 

Shidou: yh i'm gonna ask that dude out

 

Shidou: and prob get a hard on the moment i talk to him

 

Sae: That's me.

 

Shidou: BBG PLSSSS GO OUT WITH MEEEE BARK BARK BANRK WOFJOFPF OFFF}W WOOOFF🐶🐶🐶🐶

 

Shidou: i NEED to feel your ass bro

 

Shidou: it looks soft

 

Rin: What the fuck.

 

Yukimiya: the more i look into this chat the more eyesight i lose

 

Karasu: you don't even have eyesight dawg

 

Otoya: your gettin into the negatives💀💀💀

 

Yukimiya: SHUtUPSHuTPHSUtpSHutppppp

 

Hiori: i just lost my fucking combo on hypnosis mic

 

Hiori: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

Bachira: we need introssss

 

Rin: Why didn't you think about that before dumbass.

 

Bachira: i'll startttt

 

Bachira: im Bachira Meguru!!!! and im a art major, my mama is the art professor here!!

 

Rin: Itoshi Rin. Biomedical Sciences major.

 

Isagi: Isagi Yoichi! im a psychology majorr

 

Shidou: Shidou Ryuusei😈😈😈 Informatics major

 

Sae: Itoshi Sae. Modeling major

 

Karasu: Karasu Tabito🔥🔥🐦‍⬛ Athletic training major

 

Otoya: Otoya Eita the amazing ninja!!! I like girls and majoring in Athletic training as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yukimiya: Yukimiya Kenyuu, majoring in Finance!

 

Hiori: Hiori You! A gamer that majoring in Nursing because my fucking parents expect a lot out of me

 

Isagi: damn

 

Otoya: oof

 

Reo: Mikage Reo! Majoring in Business!!

 

Karasu: y tf is a mikage here dawg

 

Shidou: can i have money

 

Reo: No

 

Nagi: Seishirou Nagi majoring in education

 

Chigiri: Chigiri Hyouma, a middle school education major!!!

 

Kunigami: Kunigami Rensuke. a law enforcement administration major

 

Isagi: @KuniHero when did u get here dawg

 

Kunigami: lurking

 

Hiori: do u come out when you see a signal in the sky

 

Yukimiya: 💀💀

 

Chigiri: why r we bullying my husband

 

[@princessChigiri_H has deleted 1 message]

 

Rin: I'm gagging.

 

Shidou: el gee bee tea community bitches🤑🤑💯💯💯😈😈😈😈

 

Sae: It's spelt LBGT.

 

Shidou: you can LGBT my black cock

 

Rin: im gonna say something

 

Shidou: DO IT RIN CHAN

 

Rin: no

 

Rin: im not goin to be racist

 

Shidou: W🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Shidou: ily <3

 

Shidou: give me your number😍😍😍

 

Rin: no fuck you🖕

 

Sae: hell no

 

Shidou: PLEAD KBIP*)EGFIPBCSK: M>

 

Kurona: this is crazy crazy🦈🦈🦈🦈

 

Isagi: who are u

 

Kurona: your mom

 

Isagi: .

 

Isagi: is your ass stuck in 2017 or are you just mentally retarded to the point where your brain power is of a 11 yr old?

 

Isagi: YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THATTTT😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

 

Bachira: pop off 😜😜😜😜😜

[@himsagi reacted with a 💖]

 

Kurona: 🤐🤐🤐🤐

 

Kurona: Kurona Ranze. Animal Science major. I want to study sharks. 🦈🦈🦈🦈

 

Hiori: anybody wanna play roblox

 

Nagi: Me

 

Kurona: Me

 

Hiori: give me the users pls

 

Nagi: Lazy_NagiS123

 

Kurona: Sharkbite

 

Hiori: thanks my user is parentissues101

 

Hiori: join me in fashion famous (/≧▽≦)/

 

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5:10

 

friends!!!

 

Isagi: wait I just remembered

 

Bachira: ??

 

Isagi: we're going to have transfer students

 

Bachira: oh yhhh

 

Bachira: there is gonna be like 2 German students and 2 french studentsss

 

Shidou: oh word? 😈😈😈😈😈

 

Bachira: @Mikage_R they're all rich btw

 

Reo: hell yeah

 

Reo: i need more rich friends

 

Nagi: wht abt yur poor frinds

 

[Replying to @N.Seishi: wht...]

╰┈➤ Reo: what happened to you, hiori, and kurona playing fashion famous?

 

Reo: btw dw i still like my poor friends

 

[Replying to @Mikage_R: what hap...]

╰┈➤ Nagi: kurona got banned on fashion famous bcuz he called people fatties

 

Nagi: hiori also got banned bcuz one person had the color black as their skin and claimed every1 was racist for not voting them. Hiori then said the n-word and got banned...

 

Kunigami: i'm surprised you typed that all out

 

Otoya: new record 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Bachira: i'm gonna sneak into Dean Ego's office so i can get their phone numbersss

 

Isagi: ty bachi

 

Bachira: np yocchan

 

Isagi: <3

 

Bachira: <3

 

Chigiri: faggots homosexuals queer fags homoerotic 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

 

Rin: Don't you like Kunigami.

 

Chigiri: SHUTUPSHTUPSHUTPUSHUTPSHUTUPSHUTUOSHUTUP

 

Kunigami: ???

 

Chigiri: its nothing <333

 

Kunigami: ok <3

 

Isagi: and you say we're the faggots....

 

Shidou: am I the alpha

 

Sae: No.

 

Shidou: you can be my omega sae 🤑🤑🤑🤑

 

Rin: The fuck?

 

Shidou: you can be my second omega rin chan🔥🔥

 

Rin: I'm going to jump off a cliff.

 

Shidou: mind if i get your bros phone number before ya die 🥰🥰🥰🥰

 

Rin: (°ロ°)_9

 

Bachira: RIN USING KAOMOJI!!!!! ヾ(≧▽≦*)oヾ(≧▽≦*)oヾ(≧▽≦*)o

 

Gagmru: anaybudygotalitraturhumwukfrmlaswek

 

Isagi: translate???

 

Reo: Anybody got the literature homework from last week

 

[@Beeboy_Bachi has changed @ggmr.bear 's nickname to Gagamaru]

 

Gagamaru: ty

 

Bachira: 👍👍👍👍

 

Isagi: lithw.png

 

Isagi: here ya go

 

Gagamaru: ty

 

Nagi: Reo i wnt cuddles

 

Reo: coming over rn

 

[@Mikage_R is now offline]

 

[@N.Seishi is now offline]

 

Yukimiya: fruit baskets

 

Chigiri: ew not the fruit farm

 

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Isagi opened the door to the dorm and collasped on the bed. "Mannn that was a funny groupchat... Wonder why most of the users aren't online yet." Isagi felt like his stomach was going up and down, only to find out he collasped into a certain somebody...

 

"Get the fuck off lukewarm."

 

His face flushed red as he rolled over to the other side of the bed. Isagi felt around on the black, silk blanket. It was quite smooth, and smelled like Rin? What does he even smell like anyway? Mint and cedarwood? Wait a second, this isn't omegaverse... Isagi tried to find something that would keep his mind off of Rin, he reached into the drsser next to him and found... Mrs. Bachira's spicy shrimp powder? What is this doing here? It should be in the mini kitchen that's what.

 

"Hey Rin-kun."

 

"What Isagi."

 

Isagi held up the container of shrimp powder, "Wanna go high on this?" he shook the small bottle(?)

Rin sighed before massaging the bridge of his nose, "Fine, you lukewarm."

 

Both of them took half a spoon of the shrimp powder and swallowed. "Damn. This really does get the taste buds going. Wonder if we'll pass out." Isagi commented. "I don't know either." Rin replied. "Wanna talk about somethings for 10 minutes?" "Sure."

"So there was this one girl in my high school class that was dating 4 guys at ONCE. She was basically quad-timing. Then the guys found out and confronted her at the same time, she was abosolute trash as a girlfriend too in my opinion." Isagi rambled on about his highschool drama topics. "Well that's odd." Rin was actually surprised this time. Only someone lukewarm would be able to date 4 guys and not be able to hide it. "Hey Rin... I think I'm getting a little woozy?" Isagi slurred. "Huh. Now that you think about it, I'm also getting dizzy." And then, the both of them passed out on the silk blanket.

 

"YOCCHAN!! RINNIE!!! I'm back!!" Bachira bursts through the door, "Yocchan? Rin-kun?" Bachira looked in front of him, only to find the two passed out on Rin's bed. Bachira looked around to find out what caused this and found his eyes on his mama's spicy shrimp powder. "Oh my god. What's with everyone eating my mom's shrimp powder and passing out?!" Bachira yelled. 'They'll probably wake up next morning.' He thought. He grabbed the shrimp powder on the dresser and placed it in the cabinet in the mini kitchen. Then, he went back to lightly lift Isagi's body and bring him to his blue bed.

After that, Bachira collasped onto his yellow bed with a bee patterned blanket drapped upon it. 'When will the shrimp powder fiasco stop...?' he questioned. Then, he heard footsteps coming from the mini kitchen. 'Wait. If Rin and Isagi are passed out... Then... Who's in the kitchen?!' He froze. Bachira picked up his shoes and tip toed into the mini kitchen. In it was a man dressed in black, shifting into the cabinet for something. Then, the man pulled out the shimp powder Bachira had put back before. Bachira musted up all the courage he had and confronted the assilant:

 

"W-who are you!"

 

"Oh fuck."

 

Bachira's eyes wided with confusion.

 

The one responsible for the shrimp powder fiasco was...

 

THE FUCKING DEAN NAMED JINPACHI EGO?!

He was the one dressed in black luring people into eating the shrimp powder and passing out? He knew the dean was fucking crazy but not like this?!

 

 

"What in the shrimp powder?!" Bachira yelled.

Notes:

Shrimp power yujmyyyy

edit 7/24/24: also ty yuyu for the criticism!!! I'll continue making edits to each chapter! :D

Chapter 2: Foreign nationals

Summary:

transfer students yippie kai yooo

Notes:

wwhat ever karasu and otoya do I don't condone

DONT STARE at peoples chest!!!!!

Usde this for the french people text slang

https://www.fluentu.com/blog/french/french-internet-slang-chat-online-native/

12:39

 

friends!!!

 

Isagi: some stupid german dude with blonde hair and blue tips just came up to me and spoke in German.

 

Bachira; yocchan are you.... uhm

 

Isagi: yes no? i read mein kampf for AP history and uh

 

[@himsagi has deleted 1 message]

 

Bachira: oh ok

 

Shidou: you just got clipped lil buddy

 

Isagi: fuck

 

Isagi: anyways the guy next to him with magenta hair poked him on the side and he gave me a ear translator.

 

Reo: those were funded by yours truly

 

Isagi: SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO ASKED

 

Nagi: y u so mean to reo

 

Isagi: lazy bum get tf up and shower before I cut your dick off

 

Nagi: 🤐🤐

 

Isagi: they were pretty nice ya want me to add them @Beeboy _Bachi

 

Bachira: yAYAYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYψ(｀∇´)ψψ(｀∇´)ψψ(｀∇´)ψ

 

[@himsagi has added @MihyaK_Emperor and @AlexisN_Magic]

 

Yukimiya: why are they're users so corny

 

Kaiser: your eyesight is whats corny you bitch

 

Otoya: he got u there yuki 🤣🤣🤣

 

Yukimiya: stfu jalapeno head

 

Otoya: is it cuz im spicy 😜😜😜

 

Yukimiya: bitch your only 2,500-8,000 SHU the only thing your spicing up are white people

 

Otoya: 😭😭😭

 

Kaiser: @AlexisN_Magic remind me to never piss this guy off

 

Ness: noted

 

Karasu: I just saw the cutest french girl ever

 

Otoya: word?

 

Karasu: She had flare jeans and a white t-shirt with a super low V

 

Karasu: I could literally see a part of her black bralette from afar dawg

 

Otoya: damn did you get her phone number???

 

Isagi: y are u staring so hard like that karasu 💀💀💀

 

Nagi: wk ur obsessed with girls but thas kinda creepy

 

Reo: sexual harassment

[many people have reacted with 👍]

 

Karasu: bro

 

Ness: ngl that is creepy

 

Isagi: even the new guys are calling you creepy dawg

 

Aryu: that's so not GLAM✨✨✨

 

Chigiri: oh fuck no

 

[@princessChigiri_H has left the server]

[@Beeboy_Bachi has added @princessChigiri_H]

[@Beeboy_Bachi has locked the server]

 

Chigiri: BACHIRA DIDIEIEIEIDIEIDIEIEDIDEIEIDIEIDIEIDEIEIDIEIDE

 

Aryu: you still haven't told me your hair care

 

Chigiri: i'm not giving you it

 

Bachira: intro pls <3

 

Aryu: Jyubei ARYU! The most glam person EVER✨✨✨✨✨  majoring in cosmetology <3

 

Tokimitsu: Hello! hopefully i'm not a bother but I'm here! I'm Tokimitsu Aoshi! And I'm majoring in special education!

 

[Replying to @Tokimitsu.Aoshi: Hello! h...]

╰┈➤ Reo: what that's so nice wtf

 

Shidou: this guy is the only normal person here

 

Tokimitsu: Thanks :)

 

✮✮✮

 

4:21

 

friends!!!

 

Kaiser: BROOOOOO I JUST MADE FRIENDS WITH A CUTE FRENCH BLACK GUYY

 

Ness: one of the transfers?

 

Kaiser: obv what Japanese person is... how do i say this wtihout being cancelled...

 

Ness: idk i mean ???

 

Kaiser: we're gonna go on a date(?) to the cafe in park 2 :DDDDD

 

Isagi: how are you already finding love on your first day dawg

 

Kaiser: stfu

 

Isagi: 😭😭😭😭

 

Ness: whats his name

 

Kaiser: Julian Loki <3333

 

Ness: you want him to be part of our relationship or wha

 

Kaiser: yesss<33

 

Ness: fine with me <3

 

Kaiser: ILYYYYY

 

Isagi: YOU TWO ARE DATINGG?!?!???!

 

Kaiser: yeah loveless loser

 

Isagi: y are u bullying me

 

Kaiser: just cause

 

Isagi: 😐 fuck you 🖕🖕🖕🖕

 

Bachira: WOAHWOAHWPAWIh congrats on your relationship!!!!! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧( •̀ ω •́ )✧( •̀ ω •́ )✧

 

Kaiser: one of the only nice guys in this chat dawg <3

 

Rin: Where are you. I've been trying to find you but I couldn't see you anywhere. @Beeboy_Bachi

 

Bachira: sending location rn!!!!

 

Rin: why are you inside a fucking lake

 

Bachira: my monster told me too <3

 

Isagi: i forgot u were a chronic schizophrenic

 

Kaiser: I take back what I said about bachira.

 

Kaiser: ITS TIME FOR MY DATE YALL

 

Kaiser: WISH ME LUCK <3333333

 

Isagi: I hope it goes bad.

 

Kaiser: stfu

 

Yukimiya: whtbiqvryibw

 

Hiori: wtf

 

Kurona: translate translate

 

Reo: I cant fucking translate that, its gibberishh???

 

Yukimiya: sorry forgot to put on my glasses

 

Yukimiya: what now everyone

 

Isagi: the fact you can't even type without your glasses is crazy

 

Yukimiya: the fact you can't get bitches with your v cut bangs is crazy

 

Isagi: listen up you blind bitch i'm gonna have to knock some reasoning into your uncomprehending little brain before i swipe your glasses and watch you drop kick into a fucking ditch without anyone able to save you because they think that your a fucking burden🖕🖕🖕

 

Yukimiya: wow the topic of you getting bitches is so offensive to you to the point you have to yap in order to put me in my place 💀💀💀

 

Kurona: isagi u lost

 

Hiori: I agree you lost this one

 

Isagi: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

 

Isagi: ALL OF U KYS

 

Bachira: ?

 

Rin: ?

 

Isagi: not you two

 

Chigiri: faggots

 

Kunigami: lmao

 

Yukimiya: CLEAR favoritism

 

Isagi: clear unlike your eyesight 💀💀💀

 

Yukimiya: BITCHH

 

Isagi: WHOREEEE

 

Kunigami: oh not again

 

Shidou: hehe drama 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

 

Kunigami: when did u get here

 

Shidou: lurking

 

Bachira: wait I forgot

 

Bachira: @MihyaK_Emperor @AlexisN_Magic intros plsss

 

Ness: Kaiser at his date so I'll just do mine: Alexis Ness. Majoring in Biochemistry cuz I need to carrying my family of scientists :D (i fucking hate them)

 

Hiori: brackets are so real wtf

 

Reo: ya wanna be my rich friend

 

Ness: ya rich too?

 

Reo: Billionaire in yen and millionaire in euros

 

Ness: aight 👍👍👍

 

Reo: how to score friends 101

 

Nagi: i dont think thats how u score friends reo

 

Reo: be quiet 🥲🥲

 

✮✮✮

 

5:54

 

friends!!!

 

Kaiser: SOBBING AND ALSO CHEERINGG

 

Kaiser: ISAGI U JINXeD IT

 

Isagi: wait what happened

 

Kaiser: JULIAN HAS A FUCKING BOYFRIEND

 

Kaiser: ITS THE 2ND FRENCH TRANSFER

 

Kaiser: CHARLES FUCKING CHEVALIER

 

Alexis: BREATHE KAISER

 

Kaiser: I just breathed

 

Kaiser: I lost my feelings for julian immediately

 

Kaiser: Ik i used to like him but I don't fuck up relationships

 

Isagi: actually based

 

Kaiser: @Beeboy_Bachi want me to add him

 

Bachira: hyayayayayayaya

 

[@MihyaK_Emperor has added Jules_Loki]

 

Loki: what is this Kaiser

 

Kaiser: remember when u asked me what I was laughing about

 

Loki: yeahhh

 

Kaiser: this is it. the group chat

 

Loki: oh

 

Loki: whos the owner I wanna ask perms to add my bf

 

Bachira: u can ya don't need to ask for perms

 

Loki: thank you

 

[@Jules_Loki has added @Contrarian.CharC]

 

Charles: whats up rizzlers 😈😈😈😈

 

Shidou: I like this guy already😈😈

 

Loki: Char don't leave your contrarian persona

 

Charles: now I WANNA leave my contrarian personaaaa

 

Charles: Hi guys!

 

Isagi: switch up is crazy ngl

 

Bachira: Intros plssss

 

Loki: Julian Loki. A sports science major

 

Ness: wait isn't your family focused on architecture

 

Loki: im youngest so I get less pressure about it

 

Charles: IM CHARLES CHEVALIERR A FASHION DESIGN MAJORRR

 

Charles: FUN FACT I HAVE 9 OTHER SIBLINGSSS (I'm the youngestt)

 

Shidou: damn his parents were getting ON IT 😈😈😈😈😈

 

Charles: I'm also INTERSEXXX (AMAB) I didn't want top surgery so I kinda have tits rn

 

Karasu: no way

 

Karasu: are you blonde and have yellow eyes

 

Charles: yesss???

 

Karasu: FUCK

 

Otoya: NAHHHHH

 

Isagi: NAHHHH DUDE

 

Shidou: THE GUY WAS THIRSTING OVER A DUDE

 

Chigiri: do you ever have gender dysphoria (asking for a friend)

 

Charles: what's that

 

Chigiri: lucky.

 

Charles: I'm a free man (woman? person?) !!! I do wha'ever i want with myself

 

Chigiri: I want to be you.

 

Charles: u wanna be a girl?

 

Chigiri: how did u know

 

[@princessChigiri_H has deleted 1 message]

 

Charles: I saw that, you can come talk to me if you want <3

 

Isagi: the difference gap between the two personas is getting so big the more this guy chats

 

Charles: Lmao I matured the moment I turned 17 (Late-bloomer coree)

 

Charles: needed to organize my life </3

 

Isagi: based

 

Loki: I gtg set up our dorm @Contrarian.CharC

 

Charles: Je t'm💖

 

Loki: Je t'm

 

Isagi: how I wish I had a relationship like them dawg

 

Bachira: like both of them are actually serious about it

 

Rin: If you wanna know both of them just said the slang word for 'I love you' in french.

 

Chigiri: I was gonna say faggots but they're actually gay so I'm not gonna say it

 

Shidou: @Ito.S can we be like that

 

Sae: No and why did you even ping me to ask if you knew I was gonna say no.

 

Shidou: trying my luck?

 

Sae: I don't care and I don't love you.

 

Karasu: that's crazy dawg

 

Shidou: stfu i'm still gonna try

 

Shidou: gonna force him one way or another

 

Shidou: @Ito.R can I have your twin's phone numberrr <3333

 

Rin: You are NOT getting close to Sae EVER.

 

Shidou: ok brocon

 

Rin: Excuse me?

 

Shidou: You heard what I saobdcbofeguudnscNSCNCSIE

 

Otoya: rIN JUST JUMPED SHIDOU LAMAOAOOSDMMDS

 

✮✮✮

 

8:23

 

friends!!!

 

Aiku: the fuck is this

 

Sendou: popped up onto my group chats?

 

[Replying to @Oli_Aiku: the fu...]

Niko: of course you don't know what this is ya fucking grandpa

 

Aiku: WHY AM I GETTING FLAMED THE MOMENT I SPEAK?!?!??!

 

Niko: cuz ya a pedo dumbass

 

Aiku: IM NOTT?!!!

 

Niko: you fucking look like one dawg get a shaver or something cuz with that beard you look like you had puberty on speed dial

 

Aiku: STOPPP GIRLS LIKE THIS STFUUU

 

Niko: yeah 12 year old girls like that 😐😐😐🫸

 

Sendou: sometimes I think your actually a pedophile

 

Aiku: BROOOO

 

Isagi: why is the first thing i see a guy getting flammed

 

Niko: cuz yeah

 

Hiori: lol

 

Niko: where'd u come from

 

Hiori: lurking

 

Niko: aight

 

Chigiri: @Contrarian.CharC can we talk? Ya said I could

 

Loki: He's asleep next to me rn

 

sleepingchar.png

 

it was an image of charles sleeping soundly in a black bralette on the king sized mattress, with Loki holding a peace sign.

 

 

Chigiri: ya didn't need to flash me with your gayness dawg

 

Loki: whoops

 

Loki: gtg i gotta get back before charles realizes im not in bed

 

Chigiri: faggots

 

Loki: don't tell me something I already know

 

[@Jules_Loki is now offline]

 

[@princessChigiri_H is now offline]

 

✮✮✮

 

12:25

 

friends!!!

 

Shidou: WHO ELSE IS AWAKE RNNN

 

Charles: MEEEEE

 

Loki: go back to sleep char

 

Charles: nah I'm feelin hyper rn u gotta deal with it </3

 

Charles: dsl dsl <3

 

Loki: it's fine pdp both of us have a free period in the morning tmr pg

 

Shidou: bleh faggotsss

 

Shidou: can I have advice on courting (I want itoshi sae <333)

 

Charles: I forgot what Jules did DSL

 

Loki: Lmao me 2

 

Isagi: hey bitchessss

 

Charles: CC, cv twa?

 

Isagi: the fuck?

 

Loki: he meant 'Hey you, how's it going'

 

Isagi: mb, bachi is currently on my bed smashing his head into my neck rn 🫸🫸🫸

 

Loki: 🫢🫢🫢🫢

 

Loki: Char we need to sleep let's go

 

Charles: okkk

 

Charles: BYE BYE ISAGII

 

Isagi: BYE BYE

 

[Everyone is now offline]

 

✮✮✮

 

6:34

 

friends!!!

 

Barou: why is this blowing up my FUCKING phone

 

Aryu: I have no clue and it's so not GLAM ✨✨✨✨

 

Tokimitsu: Not to be a bother or anything but maybe it's because people keep chatting all the time

 

Barou: of course dumbass

 

Aryu: Don't fucking talk to him like that.

 

Shidou: oooo dramaa 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

 

Kunigami: you're always online for the drama tf

 

Shidou: drama senses <333

 

Chigiri: @Contrarian.CharC u up? I wanna talk cuz I asked yesterday and you were sleepin

 

Charles: HIII I'm still hyper and I'M WILLING TO TALK TO YOUU!!! Biz <3

 

Chigiri: DMS pls

 

 

Private DMS between @princessChigiri_H and @Contrarian.CharC

 

Chigiri: so uhm

 

Chigiri: everyone I pass by or know keeps mistaking me for a girl and it's gone rlly bad to point where i'm kinda questioning??

 

Charles: uh huh

 

Chigiri: I usually ignore it but now it's rlly stressin and gettin under my skin

 

Chigiri: I wanna feel comfortable with those comments instead of just ignore'n em

 

Charles: Well I think you should just go for it

 

Charles: If you wanna feel comfortable just go be comfortable nothins stoppin ya

 

Charles: I suggest ya slowly transition and get a comfortable before you actually be trans, y'know?

 

Chigiri: thanks Char

 

Charles: PDP!

 

 

6:50

 

friends!!!

 

Bachira: @princessChigiri_H Chigirin??? u there

 

Kunigami: Chigiri's on DND... usually means somethins happenin better not @ him now

 

Bachira: okokok

 

Rin: Hello Meguru.

 

Bachira: HI RINNIE

 

Isagi: Hi rin-kun

 

Rin: Hi, Yoichi.

 

Sae: First name basis already?

 

Shidou: PLSPSLSPSLSPSLSPSLSPPS DATE MEEEEE I"LL TREAT YOU RIGHT BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOOFOFOOFOF

 

Sae: No, and shut up you raging cunt

 

Shidou: NGHHHHHHHH~~~ RIGHT THEREREEEE KEEP GOINGGGG HMGHGHHHHH I'M SO CLOSEEE

 

Sae: .

 

Sae: what the fuck

 

Karasu: you just made sae break characters omg

 

Otoya: I'm deeply in love with you

 

Yukimiya: wtf

 

Otoya: you too yuki

 

Karasu: is this real orrrr

 

Otoya: nope

 

Yukimiya: kk

 

Hiori: @KuronaVirusRanze wanna play scrabble

 

Kurona: okay okay

 

Barou: STOP SPAMMING MY FUCKING PHONE

 

Reo: Just mute the chat??

 

Isagi: where'd you come from

 

Nagi: he came bak aft makin out wit me

 

Reo: NAGI SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

 

Shidou: DAMNNNNN😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

 

Nagi: an we did 3 rounds

 

Reo: im dying in a ditch see ya later

 

Shidou: they gettin freaky @Ito.S can we do that

 

Sae: No, I told you that earlier.

 

Shidou: we'll gettem next time

 

Nagi: Reo can u buy me robux

 

Reo: How much? <3

 

Nagi: just 5k thats all

 

Reo: okkk I sent the money to your paypal

 

Nagi: ty reo ily

 

Reo: ilyt

 

Charles: I want this

 

Loki: They already have this Char our parents are friends and made us get engaged :|

 

Shidou: WHaT THE FUC KMLK

 

Bachira: damn how far are these guys 😲😲😲😲😲

 

Charles: very far

 

Rin: woah

 

Bachira: RINRIN BROKE CHARACTER（⊙ｏ⊙）（⊙ｏ⊙）（⊙ｏ⊙）

 

Kunigami: so that's why I saw rings on their fingers

 

Isagi: y didn't u tell us dawg

 

Shidou: GATEKEEPER🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Otoya: @YukiYukiMiyaKY @TabitoKCrow can we do this

 

Yukimiya: these jokes are getting a bit too real

 

Karasu: I agree dawg

 

Nagi: we shld get married reo

 

Reo: VOABJOCJDFWBUbuoABUOGYEBUPABJL ACPNCSVBGUO??!?!?!?!?

 

[@Mikage_R is now offline]

 

Bachira: oooo he got the gay panic😬😬😬😬😬

 

Barou: I'm rooming with reo and his bitchass won't stop jumping up and down

reojump.png

 

A picture of Reo jumping up and down around the room.

 

Isagi: @Mikage_R he's exposing yo ass </3

 

Ness: @MihyaK_Emperor I might have tumbled over your psychology papers and messed them up?

 

Kaiser: WHAT MY PAPPERSSSS ACBUPCBUPFBUPWVUPSDUGEWFY(SNPBNANCNCO

 

Ness: I"M SRRYY </3333

 

Kaiser: ITS OKAYYYY <3333

 

Isagi: cute

 

Bachira: can we cuddle yocchann╰(*°▽°*)╯

 

Isagi: ok <3

 

Reo:man i am DISGUSTEDDDD

 

Nagi: hw cn u be disgusted

 

Nagi: we do ths all the time

 

Shidou: imagine getting exposed by your own boyfriend lmaoooo🔥🔥🔥💯💯

 

Shidou: i'd let sae expose me tho🥵🥵🥵🥵

 

Sae: Why. Why do I have to get terrorized by this demon.

 

Kararsu: bro traumatized him💀💀💀💀💀

 

Yukimiya: that's crazyy

 

Isagi: your eyesight is another thing that's crazy

 

Yukimiya: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

 

Yukimiya: ISAGI U WHOREEEEEEE

 

Aiku: these two beef every second wtf

 

Niko: you're getting older very second😐

 

Aiku: TF DID I DO???

 

Niko: exist

 

Sendou: lmaoo

 

✮✮✮

 

7:12

 

cock and ball shippers

 

Shidou: guys guys guysss

 

Hiori: tff

 

Kurona: what what

 

Niko: huh

 

Kiyora: what is this

 

Aryu: glam??

 

Shidou: out of Rin, Isagi, and Bachira who'd be the double bottom

 

Niko: WHY ARE YOU ASKING US THIS

 

Shidou: curious

 

Kiyora: my money's on bachira

 

Aryu: isagi??

 

Shidou: i think it's bachira

 

Shidou: hes too zesty

 

Kurona: isagi isagi

 

Hiori: bachira

 

Niko: bachira

 

Shidou: lol great now we need ANOTHER topiccc

 

Kurona: lets talk about how me and hiori made out last night night

 

Hiori: ...

 

Niko: WHTYAT THE FHUCK

 

Aryu: That is not a GLAM✨✨✨✨ way to reveal your part of the homosexuals!

 

Aryu: you should throw a SURPRISE PARTYY

 

Kurona: i don't have funds funds

 

Kiyora: kay

 

Kiyora: was he a good kisser tho

 

Hiori: yh🤭🤭

 

Kurona: i like Yo's light blue hair and pretty eyelashes lashes

 

Shidou: would say that he's glazin but what he said was truee😜😜😜😜

 

Kiyora: hiori is pretty no doubt

 

Hiori: awwww😳😳😳

 

Niko: @KiyoraJINgles can we get some sandwiches tmr

 

Kiyora: kay

 

Niko: <3

 

Hiori: if chigiri was here he would've called yall faggots

 

Shidou: ew gay people🤢🤢 

 

Kurona: yur in love with sae😐

 

Shidou: shhhh 🗣️🤫

 

Niko: wtf

 

✮✮✮

 

8:30

 

friends!!!

 

Charles: anybody want my victoria's secret lavender & vanilla body lotion??

 

Bachira: why do ya even have that

 

Charles: it was on sale, can't rlly pass up on sales tmtc????

 

Isagi: basedd

 

Kaiser: i've never seen a rich person buy things on sale

 

Ness: people care about their money Michael

 

Niko: @Oli_Aiku u shld take it cuz you fucking stink🤢🤢🤢🤢

 

Aiku: WHATS UP WITH YOUR BEEF WITH MEE?????

 

Niko: the only beef you have is the beef you eat at the canteen everyday fatty

 

Niko: i can literally see your stomach poking out of your shirt

 

Aiku: SHUT UP PIPSQAEUK😭😭

 

Sendou: do you not know how to spell pipsqueak

 

Aiku: BABE YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE DEFENDING EMEEE

 

Niko: LLLLLLLLLLL

 

Kiyora: @NikokoIkki stop it.

 

Niko: Yes <3

 

Aiku: gay

 

Niko: shut up your literally dating sendou

 

Sendou: <3

 

Kaiser: I backread a little bit

 

Kaiser: what did @Ito.R say

 

Shidou: i dunno?? am i a mind reader??

 

Rin: surprised you cant cuz those antennas of yours should be sending out signals🖕

 

Shidou: WHAT DID I DO???

 

Rin: love my brother

 

Rin: he doesn't deserve it

 

Isagi: I THOUGHT U TWO MADE UP???

 

Rin: sae ruined it

 

Sae: fuck you

 

Shidou: LMAOOOO

 

Kaiser: wtf

 

Ness: that's crazy 💀

 

Zantetsu: what is this therapy group

 

Reo: group chat*

 

Zantetsu: salutations

 

Loki: hello new person

 

Zantetsu: Hola baguette as the french say

 

Reo: HOLA IS SPANISH??

 

Nagi: how did you even get into university

 

Isagi: how special

 

Tokimitsu: he should be in special ed

 

[@Tokimitsu.Aoshi has deleted 1 message]

 

Hiori: tokimitsu isn't wrong tho

 

Shidou: BRING BACK THE MESSAGE KING👑👑

 

Barou: i'm the fucking king

 

Isagi: who asked

 

Bachira: nobody cares

 

Charles: When did I ask???

 

Barou: stfu you foreign national

 

Micheal: WOAHHHHH😲😲😲😲

Notes:

pls don't flame me for liking charles x julian loki. Actually on my knees BEGGING LET ME SHIOP WHAT I WANTTTTTTTTTT

FAMILY GUY REFERENCEEEE

I realized all the characters talk like countryside americans .,.

Guess who my fav is; it's a certain blonde french guy....

Due to hurricane beryl(?) probably slow updates :((

Chapter 3: I'm a girl now + reddit

Summary:

chigiri transitions, yummy funny, and reddit

Notes:

TYYYYY FOR THE BOOKMARKS, KUDOS, AND COMMENTSSSS❤❤❤❤❤❤

7:32

 

friends!!!

 

Chigiri: @everyone I'm a girl now

 

Chigiri: she/her pronouns pls

 

Bachira: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Kunigami: congrats Hyouma!

 

Isagi: YAYYAYYAYYYY

 

Charles: I FINALLY DID SOMETHINGGG IMPORTANTTT

 

Sae: nice.

 

Rin: cool.

 

Aryu: HOW GLAMMM✨✨✨✨✨✨

 

Tokimitsu: !!!

 

Micheal: Niceeeee

 

Ness: Yayyy!

 

Reo: YEAHHHHHHHHH

 

Nagi: congrats

 

Zantetsu: salutations!

 

Shidou: HYPEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Karasu: lol cool

 

Otoya: wuhhhhhh!!

 

Yukimiya: WOOOHOOO

 

Hiori: YAYAYAYAYAYA CHIGIRIIII

 

Kurona: congrats congrats

 

Loki: Amazing :)

 

Ego: congrats kid

 

Chigiri: wtf where'd you come from

 

Shidou: ego jumpscare??????!!? 😲😲😲😲😲😲

 

Charles: (GONE WRONG😱) (POLICE CALLED😈😈😈😈)

 

Loki: oh fuck no

 

[@Jules_Loki is now offline]

 

Charles: NOOO MON AMOUR COME BACKKKK I'M SORRYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

[@Contrarian.CharC is now offline]

 

Ness: what in the gacha life mini movie

 

Kaiser: just say glmm wtf

 

Ness: it adds to the humor stfu

 

Kaiser: 😭😭😭😭😭

 

Isagi: L

 

Kaiser: STFU BITCHLESS WHORE

 

Isagi: how am I bitchless if i'm a whore

 

Kaiser: good question wait a minute🫢

 

Ness: did you think long and hard

 

Shidou: wanna know what else is long and hard🥵🥵

 

[@ShidouRyuuSEMEN has been muted for 1 minute]

 

Rin: Good god.

 

Sae: Good job.

 

Isagi: @Ito.R can u give me a kiss 💋💋

 

Rin: .

 

Rin: Come to the dorm after your class.

 

Isagi: @ShidouRyuuSEMEN i stole your second omega😜😜

 

Isagi: hes my alpha now😘

 

Bachira: im the second omegaa🤫🤫

 

[@Ito.R is now offline]

 

Shidou: BROOOOOO SHUTUTUTUTUTPPUPP

 

Isagi: 😜😜😜😜

 

Shidou: i still have sae🥵

 

Sae: stfu

 

Shidou: 😭😭😭 (nghhh)

 

Otoya: (das crazy)

 

Shidou: your inner monologue is whats crazy 😣😫

 

Otoya: alpha defend me @TabiKCrow

 

Karasu: 𝖎'𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚

 

Yukimiya: wtf

 

Charles: guys i just ate babybel cheese

 

Loki: ....

 

Loki: your lactose intolerant.

 

Charles: yep

 

Isagi: then y did u eat it

 

Charles: i forgot

 

Bachira: reallll

 

Charles: im gonna be in the toilet for a while♪～(´ε｀ )

 

Loki: i am no longer an engaged man

 

Charles: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Chigiri: LMAOOOOO

 

Charles: STFUUUU I HELPED U WITH TRANSITIONING

 

Chigiri: 🤐🤐🤐🤐

 

Charles: funny thing is

 

Charles: i like cheese but i'm lactose intolerant

 

Karasu: LLLL

 

Charles: gtg now i have a stomach ache

 

[@Contrarian.CharC is now offline]

 

Isagi: actually so glad Mr. Ego cancelled all his classes

 

Bachira: what did he even need to do for his classes to be cancelled

 

Rin: There was a grand opening for a ramen shop downtown, he didn't want to miss it.

 

Bachira: i'd do the same thing ngl

 

Rin: @Ito.S Nii-chan

 

Sae: what do you want lukewarm

 

Rin: i hope you stub your toe on the corner of your bed.

 

Shidou: more like the corner of MY BED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

[@ShidouRyuuSEMEN has been muted]

 

Rin: please kill me.

 

Chigiri: @Jules_loki hows charles doing in the bathroom

 

Loki: he came out sobbing 10 minutes ago

 

Loki: but he's doing fine

 

Charles: IM BACK BKITCHESS 😈😈😈😈😈😈

 

Charles: Btw @princessChigiri_H you can have one of my dresses i don't need em

 

Chigiri: wuhhh tyy

 

Chigiri: WHY THE FUCK DOES IT COST MORE THAN 322 THOUSAND YEN???

 

Kunigami: why is chigiri crying on the floor

 

Kunigami: oh

 

Kunigami: i see now

 

Isagi: the moment of realization when you see the gap between rich people and the normal class....

 

Ness: Yo char can I get one

 

Charles: suree theres like 50 in a box rn, i was gonna ship it to an orphanage in Lorient

 

Ness: never mind give it to the kids.

 

 

Lavender & Vanilla Bottoms (and Switches)

 

Chigiri: nghhhh i just saw kunigami shirtless and now im about to cummm

 

Niko: when can that be me and kiyora

 

Isagi: wtfff

 

Bachira: :0000

 

Niko: YOU DO NOT WANT TO NOW WHAT ID LET KIYORA DO TO MEEEEE

 

Niko: HE COULD DEGRADE ME AND ID SAY THANK YOUUUU

 

Niko: I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME IN PUBLICCC

 

Bachira: 😧

 

Isagi: 😧

 

Chigiri:😧

 

Hiori: Can we talk about kuronas sharp ass teeth (i'm changing the subject)

 

Isagi: lmao yesss (ty)

 

Hiori: he can bite me on my nape and id gladly be his omega wtf

 

Otoya: that's gonna hurt dawg

 

Yukimiya: ty captain obvious

 

Otoya: ouch yukiii

 

Niko: btw @Beeboy_Bachi are you the double bottom or the switch

 

Bachira: isagis the switch and im the double bottom

 

Niko: FUCKKKK YEAHHH

 

Niko: I'm gonna get some moneyyyyy

 

Isagi: you guys bet on this????

 

Niko: yes

 

Bachira: bruh

 

Reo: why am I the bottom

 

Otoya: have you seen your ASS???

 

Otoya: you literally have a natural BBL and i'd be DROOLING if i were nagi

 

Otoya: nagi should've become obsessed with you by now

 

Yukimiya: karasu will be hearing about this🤨🤨

 

Otoya: STOPPOPP

 

Sendou: why am I here

 

Chigiri: look in the mirror little shit

 

Sendou: didnt need to go so hard

 

Ness: Hiiii

 

Isagi: hi dick rider

 

Ness: stfu middleman

 

Isagi: zip it up pet play enjoyer

 

Ness: howd u know

 

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Isagi: 😧

 

Ness: you heard me

 

Sendou: freakkyyy

 

Sae: I'm not a fucking bottom.

 

Sae: id top anyone anyday

 

Bachira: stfu u shopkin sized itoshi🖕🖕

 

Bachira: your height and looks is what makes you a bottom

 

Bachira: rin literally told me your dick is only 3 inches

 

Bachira: the only people you can top are little boys who care about personality instead of the size of your penis

 

Bachira: its not like u can get them anyway with your asshat personality

 

Sendou: 😧

 

Isagi: ANDDDDD YOU JUST GOT HUMBLEDDDD AND SILENCEDDDD🤣🤣🤣

 

[@Ito.S is now offline]

 

Bachira: fucking pussy

 

Niko: DAMNNNN

 

Niko: sending this to shidou

 

Niko: if he jumps you... ya better be prepared

 

Bachira: kkkkkk

 

Bachira: lolloosjsvvvdhgegyyhwhwhsjjSh

 

[@Beeboy_Bachi is now offline]

 

Niko: lmaoo called it

 

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8:35

 

friends!!!

 

Bachira: guys I found a kool website

 

Isagi: ???

 

Bachira: its called reddit I have an acc on therree

 

Isagi: hold on I have one too

 

Reo: did the school make acc for all the students??

 

Reo: theres even a group called r/collegeniers

 

Nagi: check it out

 

 

 

 

r/Collegeniers

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#modannouncements

Hello everyone!!!

Hi guysss!!!! I like interacting with u alll!!!! Please join the official groupchat!!!

 

link

 

August 23rd 8:40 AM

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└u/Isagi @IsagiYoichi_BLAcademy

hiii megss(⁠⊃⁠｡⁠•́⁠‿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)⁠⊃

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└u/Nagi @SeishirouNagi_BLAcademy

hi ^⁠_⁠^

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└u/Shidou @ShidouRyuusei_BLAcademy

how come u r a mod👿👿👿

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     └u/Dean Ego @JinpachiEgo.BLAcademy OWNER

     because his mother is a teacher here and hes still trustworthy even though hes a schizophrenic you nutjob

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Sae: if anybody wants the about section here you go.

 

r/Collegeniers

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Blue Lock Academy Students

Welcome you unpolished gems to the official sub reddit for BL Academy. No BL doesn't mean Boys Love it means Blue Lock, get it through your heads you homosexuals. You are allowed to do anything as long as it doesn't get us sued, hatecrimed, doxxed, etc.

 

Search by Flair

#modannouncements #fuckaroundandfindout #kys #kms #mentallyill #news #assignments #homework #....

 

 

Isagi: homosexuals????

 

Raichi: THE FUCK IS THIS???

 

Isagi: MORE LIKE WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLE

 

Shidou: r we gonna ignore how THE FUCKING DEAN of the school called me an asshat?????

 

Sae: deserved.

 

Rin: real.

 

Nagi: anybdy wnna play genshinnn

 

Hiori: meeeeee😜😜😜😜

 

Nagi: give UID in dms

 

Hiori: okkkkk

 

Bachira: lolololo.png

 

a photo of him, Isagi, and Rin sleeping on the same bed, which happens to be Rins.

 

Shidou: wish I was u

 

Sae: get away from my brother Bachira

 

Isagi: finallly beating the bad brother allegations 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

 

Sae: stfu

 

Sae: I do care about him.

 

Isagi: LOUD INCORRECT BUZZERRR

 

Bachira: I would give you the benefit of the doubt but with your real life actions, I don't think you really do😬😬😬😬

 

Shidou: STPP TALKING TO MY BBG LIKE TAHTTTGF

 

Bachira: you two wannnna fightt?!??!!!!

 

Shidou: HELLL YEAH SQUARE UPPP

 

Isagi: behind the theater TOMORROW 9 AM SHARP

 

Sae: I'm gonna beat the shit out of you two

 

Chigiri: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHTBFIGB FIGHT

 

Kunigami: stop it hyouma

 

Chigiri: OK <3

 

Yukimiya: gays🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

 

Otoya: kiss me u sucker

 

Yukimiya: 😘😘😘😘😘

 

Otoya: 😍😍😍😍

 

Karasu: where's my turn😭😭😭

 

Yukimiya: s-sorry alpha

 

Yukimiya: 😘😘😘😘😘

 

Karasu: 😊😊😊

 

Kaiser: what the fuck

 

Ness: 😧😧😧😧😧

 

Loki: Dans quel bordel est-ce que je viens d'entrer ?

 

Charles: Je ne sais pas et je m'en fiche

 

Rin: the fuck are those two saying???

 

Zantetsu: I fell taower language

 

Reo: it's Eiffel tower...

 

Zantetsu: they told me to spell out the words at the many people living together center

 

Reo: COMUNNITY CENTER...

 

Zantetsu: they told me to say the definition if I didn't know the word

 

Reo: YOU DONT KNOW THE WORD COMUNNITY????

 

Nagi: 4 fcks sake....

 

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9:56

 

friends!!!

 

Charles: Chérie... viens me serrer dans tes bras s'il te plaît ! @Jules_Loki

 

Loki: k

 

Micheal: Ik they just said something PDA and I'm gonna puke

 

Ness: @Jules_Loki @Contrarian.CharC GO DO YOUR PDA SHIT IN DMSSSS

 

Charles: 😈😈

 

Charles: hhehe terrorism

 

Micheal: 😭😭😭

 

Ness: bro wtffff

 

Private DMS between: @MihyaK_Emperor and @AlexisN_Magic

 

Kaiser: these birches Gay

 

Kaiser: good for them good for them

 

Ness: can we be like that

 

Kaiser: ofc <3

 

Ness: <3

 

 

 

10:56

 

Lavender and Vanilla Bottoms (and Switches)

 

Charles: should I plan a party at my place

 

Ness: yesyesyeysyeysyeysyeysteysyeysyeyeysyeyeueurhf

 

Ness: i saw your house in the bus

 

Ness: it was pretttyy nice and magicalll

 

Charles: probably for Christmas or wha'ever

 

Charles: prob need some cleanin

 

Charles: I only cleaned out of my closet 😥😥😥😥

 

Chigiri: I'll volunteer to help😋😋😋

 

Charles: tyyyyy

 

Niko: tf when is it gonna be

 

Niko: I'm gonna bring kiyora

 

Charles: everyone's invited except for the teacherss they can have their own party

 

Niko: lmao ok

 

 

friends!!!

 

Kiyora: does anyone now where niko is

 

Kiyora: I've been looking for him

 

Ness: probably jacking off to your photos...

 

Shidou: kinkyyy😈😈😈😈

 

Niko: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPDHUTP NESS

 

Niko: NO I WASNTTTT😭😭😭😭😭

 

Kiyora: I would've said same but ok

 

Ness: 😧

 

Kaiser: damn he really is blunt and straight forward

 

Niko: ABBDYDUEBBSJOAIHSBXNBNWOHCXJXJ

 

[@Nikokoikki is now offline]

 

Shidou: YOOOOO

 

Shidou: @Ito.S I do the same thing

 

Shidou: I jack off to your insta photos

 

Shidou: I cum like 2 times

 

Sae: ...

 

Sae: disgusting mutt.

 

Shidou: keep going I'm gonna cummmm

 

[@Ito.S is now offline]

 

Shidou: he just blue balled meee😭😭😭😭😭

 

Isagi: lmaooo

 

Shidou: 😡😡😡😡

 

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u/Rin @ItoshiRin_BLAcademy

#kys

I hate you. @IsagiYoichi_BLAcademy

I hate you so much. I hate you so fucking much. I hate your egotisical mindset. I hate your determind personality. I hate how you're gay with Bachira. I hate that your hair is exactly the hexcode #585f76. I hate how your lips are the color of the inside of a fresh strawberry picked from a local farm in Saitama. I hate how your parents love you so much I wish I could do the same. I hate how your eyes are like the ocean at midnight swallowing me whole when I kill myself. I hate how your skin shines so bright during the dawn. I hate how you still look good with bedhair. I hate how your so unimportant in my life. In my ocean of a world you'd just be a small plankton that grows so slow in importance that even a tree that grows 2 inches in a millennium could out grow you. I hate how keep you growing even when I use my waves to stop you. I hate how you'd still grow without sunlight. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Should I hate you? Should I hate you? Should I hate you? Should I hate you? I don't think this is hatred. I don't think this is hatred. I don't think this is hatred. Is this hatred? Is this hatred? Is this hatred? Is this hatred? I don't hate you. I DON'T HATE YOU. I DON'T HATE YOU. I DON'T HATE YOU. I DON'T HATE YOU. I DON'T HATE YOU. I love you both. I love both of you. Isagi and Bachira. The reason why I don't have an essay for Meguru is because I don't have anything bad to say. He's perfect.

 

August 23rd 11:10

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└u/Isagi @IsagiYoichi_BLAcademy

Love both of you too(⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥(⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥

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└u/Bachira @BachiraMeguru_BLAcademy MOD

does this mean the three of us are datinggg⊂⁠(⁠・⁠﹏⁠・⁠⊂⁠)

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└u/Art Professor Yuu @BachiraYuu.BLAcademy ADMIN

Are you my second son in law? Because I heard Meguru saying he wants to marry his roommates.

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     └u/Bachira @BachiraMeguru_BLAcademy MOD

     Mama stooopppp thats so embarassingggಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

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     └u/Rin @ItoshiRin_BLAcademy

     Really? Ok then...(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

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└u/Sae @ItoshiSae_BLAcademy

Rin what the fuck?... When's the wedding? I'll steal mother's black card.

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└u/Shidou @ShidouRyuusei_BLAcademy

Lil' Itoshi I'm gonna steal your tactics and do this to sae chann (⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)(⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)

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└u/LIT Professor Chris @ChrisPrince.BLAcademy ADMIN

Your confession was amazingly SIGMA RIZZ!

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└u/Charles @CharlesChevalier_BLAcademy

woahhhh more official couplessss😈😈😈

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└u/Otoya @OtoyaEita_BLAcademy

knew one of you guys we're gonna confess😜 didnt expect for it to be Rin thoo🤨🤨 the guy literally has a tree trunk stuck up his ass

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└u/Kurona @KuronaRanze_BLAcademy

Amazing Amazing confession🦈🦈🦈

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"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckkkkk...."

 

Rin had finally confessed his love for both of his roommates. 

 

Although his college life at Blue Lock Academy was suppose to be studying and more studying, Rin has somehow picked up two boyfriends in the process. Both of them had their charms that complemented each other. Rin wouldn't have even be surprised if they started dating...

 

Yet... It felt off.

 

Rin wanted to feel the same love. After being abandoned by his non- identical twin brother, Itoshi Sae, whom he is now on somewhat good terms with... He felt empty. All the love Sae had ever given to him was thrown on the road and then run over by a 1000 pound car being towed by 10 rampaging elephants.

 

It hurt that bad.

 

After that, his heart froze up. Not letting a single drop of mushy, warm love melt its layers. But during the first days of college, the layers started to fade and melt away. Leaving noticeable traces of love behind on the heart's surface. 

 

Rin started to give into these traces of love, allowing them to seep into the vulnerable cracks. Which is how this event led to him confessing his love for his two roommates. The two who managed to melt his permafrost covered heart. Bachira and Isagi. Meguru and Yoichi.

 

And now, he was cuddled on their couch. Warming up with both Yoichi and Megs by his side, with a huge blanket wrapped around them as they held hands watching a horror movie.

Whenever the scenes get a bit too scary, the two clench their hands on his like their choking someone to death.

 

Wish they could do the same to me.

 

Hold on. What are you thinking Rin? Don't tell me... You've already started to get sexual fantasies? You're still a virgin y'know...

Rin started to get a hard on when he imagined what him, Yoichi, and Megu would do when their older. Or maybe?...

 

"Oh cmon Rin~ Right now?" Bachira teased.

 

Isagi turned his head from the movie to what Bachira was pointing to, "Well. It looks like we'll have to stop watching the movie... Somethings come up..." He put a little emphasis on come up, probably hinting at Rin's tent in his pants trying to conceal a dick from popping up.

 

"See what I did there???" Yoichi laughed as Bachira followed along.

 

Meguru placed his hand on the bulge, "Sooo... Do you want us to help you orrr?..." Rin let out a little sound ò content.

 

"Please do." He groaned.

 

From behind his back, Megu was smiling at Yocchan. Rin could hear their little snippets of laughter. But he knew those snippets weren't for the humor. There wasn't anything really funny about this, the only thing was that the three people in the dorm were all fucking horny. Not in the mood to crack jokes like breaking their bones.

 

Yoichi was the first to get up, following Rin and Megs. All holding their hands tight as they walked over to where the beds should be.

 

"Wait.... Which bed are we suppose to suck Rin's dick on???" Meguru  questioned.

 

"Why not all of them." Rin blurted out.

 

Yoi and Megs both look up at him rapidly. "Didn't know you were like that..."

Rin's lips curled, "Never was until I met you two." The both of them blushed red like tomatos.

 

Rin was feeling a little more excited then usual, so he wanted to try something more fun.

 

 

He ain't the only one who isn't gonna feel empty by morning.

Notes:

The day i wrote this I went to HEB and rain started pouringggg Praying that all of your families are safe (7/7/24)

Lmao that was my first time ever something kinda spicy.😥😥 was it good?? trying to learn how to write implied more than actual smut but I'll try to do it

Chapter 4: Sex-Obsessed, Gifs, Speeches, and Accidental SH

Summary:

18 yr olds being horny, realization of gifs, ego's speech, and accidental sh

also new friends

Notes:

Search up what the french words mean I'm to lazzzy

5:46 AM

 

SEX OBSESSED

 

Shidou: NOW THATS A GC NAME I LIKEEE😈😈😈

 

Bachira: Me, Yoichi, and Rinnie and dating now

 

Bachira: and we all just had threesome sex

 

Chigiri: DAMN THAT FASTT???

 

Bachira: now me and yoichi are kinda sex Obsessed

 

Shidou: how big is Rin chans penis

 

Bachira: 12 inches

 

Shidou: so black people arent the only ones who have big dicks

 

Kaiser: is that racist orrrr

 

Ness: I think hes complimenting them idk

 

Bachira: I checked

 

Bachira: yocchans is 9

 

Bachira: mines 7

 

Hiori: I took out a ruler and DAMNNNN

 

Shidou: big dick gay threesome....

 

Shidou: thats such a turn on😈😈😈😈

 

Shidou: @Contrarian.CharC have you seen Loki's dick

 

Shidou: is it big I need to know if the BBC existss

 

Charles: I've never seen it

 

Charles: and Loki hasn't seen my body in a sexual light YET

 

Charles: both of us are still virgins

 

Isagi: thats actually surprising

 

Isagi: with how fruity you guys r I'm pretty sure he should've at least dicked you down

 

Charles: I've seen it get hard thơ

 

Shidou: WHAT DID YOU SEEE

 

Charles: a third fucking leg

 

Charles: I never wanna get penetrated by that THING

 

Shidou: THE BBC WXISTSSSS

 

Isagi: have u guys ever french kissed or something

 

Charles: yh and it ALMOST led to something steamy but he stopped

 

Bachira: Loki is such a gentlemen wtf(⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)(⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

 

Charles: hes my comtesse(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

 

Charles: and I think he went into the bathroom with his phone to jack off to my pictures after that

 

Bachira: 😧

 

Shidou: FREAKY FREAKKYYYYY🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

 

Chigiri: I come back and this is what I see...

 

Chigiri: fucking homos🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

 

Charles: guys how do I make Loki dick me down😈😈😈😈😈😈

 

Loki: what

 

Charles: When did you get online ahhahha

 

Shidou: caught In 4k😬😬😬

 

Charles: SOMEONE KICK HIM PLSSS Y IS HE EVEN HERRREEEE

 

[@Beeboy_Bachi kicked @Jules_Loki]

 

Shidou: embarassing!

 

Charles: SHUTUPS HUTPAHUR ÚPHUTPPP

 

Chigiri: LMAOOOOOOO

 

Shidou: so whose the bottom whose the top

 

Chigiri: do you not get it??

 

Chigiri: its obvious

 

Charles: Loki is the actif (top) and I'm the passif (bottom)

 

Isagi: your so slow shidou

 

Rin: hello everybody

 

Shidou: DAMN u guys actually melted his heart wtf

 

Isagi: hi babe (⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠)

 

Bachira:  hiii (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠)

 

Rin: <3

 

Shidou: awwaaww

 

Niko: tf is this

 

Niko: o yh I'm def like that

 

Niko: @ShidoiRyuuSEMEN @himsagi @Beeboy_Bachi btw are yall still gonna fight

 

Bachira: yepppp

 

Isagi: uh huh

 

Shidou: BRING IT ONNNN

 

Chigiri: lol 😊😊😊😊

 

Private DMs between @Jules_Loki and @Contrarian.CharC

 

Char❤️: what if we had a child

 

Jules💗: that isnt possible because we're both male

 

Char❤️: we could take pieces of our skin and MAGICALLY grow a baby!!!

 

Jules💗: we possibly need a surrogate if you want a biological child

 

Jules💗: we can just adopt

 

Char❤️: awwwww

 

Char❤️: Je'tm

 

Jules💗: Je'tm

 

✮✮✮

 

7:34

 

friends!!!

 

Isagi: @everyone the dean is going to have a speech in the auditorium in 10 minutes

 

Karasu: ughhhh not the yap session

 

Hiori: how do you know????

 

Nanase: y haven't i seen this beforeee

 

Isagi: y haven't i seen YOU before??

 

Nanase: busy

 

Isagi: ok

 

Shidou: WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TO THE FIGHTRTT???😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

 

Isagi: if it goes over 9 AM then we'll just fight at 10 or 11

 

Shidou: ok >:P

 

Sae; dumbass

 

Shidou: oh yeah yessss😫😫😫😫😫😫🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

 

Sae: what the fuck?

 

Bachira: sae-chan you should use emojis or kaomojis y'knowww??

 

Bachira: your texts are so lifeless....·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

 

Sae: ok then what do i do dipshit

 

Rin: don't call megs that.

 

Shidou: oooo itoshi wars sequelll

 

Otoya:🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

 

Yukimiya:

 

Bachira: wait you can send gifs

 

Yukimiya: yes

 

Isagi: suprised your blindass can work this app

 

Yukimiya: SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

Isagi:

 

Yukimiya: WHAT IS THAT????

 

Isagi: crying gif

 

Rin: looks like something shidou would send to sae when he rejects him

 

Shidou: STFUU

 

Bachira:

 

Shidou: SOBBING YOUR SO MEAN BACHI😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

Yukimiya: why is that the first gif you send @Beeboy_Bachi

 

Bachira: dunno

 

Sae: why is that guy kinda getting it though

 

Sae: and btw what do i do???

 

Bachira: close your eyes and pick some random emojisss!!!

 

Sae: hello everyone 💱〽️🎌🏗️🚏

 

Karasu: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!!!

 

Kurona: isn't that the DOLLARS TO YEN AND YEN TO DOLLARS EMOJI EMOJI?

 

Bachira: your doing so good sae ahahahaahaha

joebiden.gif (had to remove becuz politics)

 

Kunigami: IS THAT FUCKING JOE BIDEN?????

 

Chigiri: THAT"S THE CURRENT PRESIDANT OF AMERICA (of 2024)??????

 

Raichi: NOW THATS SOMEONE I DON'T THINK COULD BE A GIF???

 

Isagi: made for memes(?)

 

Isagi: why did the author even make meguru put a joe biden gif anyway

 

Chigiri: dunno probably to make it funnier for the readers (pls no politics)

 

Kunigami: the author would like to thank the readers for the kudos and comments!

 

Bachira: guys stop it your breaking the 4th wall!

 

Niko: is that an omniscient readers viewpoint reference?

 

Isagi: KIM DOKJAAAAA

 

Niko: YOO JOONGHYUKKKK

 

Shidou: SAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Sae: shut the fuck up🚎🪺🧑🦹‍♀️

 

Rin: you gotta stop with those emojis nii-chan

 

Sae: shut the fuck up you don't tell me what to do

 

Chris: Hello everyone! Is it getting skibidi in here?

 

Isagi: OHH MY GOODDDDDD

 

Chris: I came here to tell you all about the speech that bitch Ego will be giving today!

 

Kunigami: clipped

 

Chris: Please go to the auditorium now!

 

✮✮✮

 

7:50

 

friends!!!

 

Isagi: this is so boringggggggg

 

Bachira: literally abt to fall asleep

 

Nagi: snooze

 

Reo: yall pay attention

 

Chigiri: i literally can't

 

Chigiri: these fucking foreigners are making out behind and next to me dawg

 

Chigiri: Kaiser and Ness are full on tongue and spit kissing wtf

 

Chigiri: Behind me are charles and loki giving each other little pecks on the cheek and holding hands

 

Chigiri: someone save me

 

Isagi: i'd do the same with bachi and rin cuz this shit is BORINGGGG

 

Isagi: BRO ART PROFESSOR YUU IS LITERALLY SLEEPING

 

Otoya: even the TEACHERS are sleeping

 

Otoya: that's how boring it is 💀💀💀💀💀💀

 

Reo: Nagi is sleeping on my lap rn

 

Chigiri: faggots

 

Isagi: megs is laying his head on my shoulder while rin is laying his head on mine

 

Chigiri: STOP FLASHING ME WITH YOUR GAYNESS

 

Karasu: i'm watching gay porn rn and it's actually FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Karasu: the way the top is stroking the bottoms dick and thrusting into him while gripping the bottoms hips is such a turn on

 

Bachira: you should watch gay threesome porn, it's what me, yocchan, and rinnie watch when we're bored

 

Bachira: we've also managed to create some new positions too

 

Yukimiya: okkkk wtf😟😟😟😟😟

 

Raichi: WHY THE FUCK IS EGO TALKING ABOUT GAY SEX?!??!!??!

 

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"Now, all of you unpolished gems need to realize that having gay sex in the dorms needs to be strictly monitored. As you horny fucks can keep it in your pants with your boyfriends, yes boyfriends plural." Ego placed a hand on his temple, rubbing it. "This is our first year as an academy and the professors are NOT going to be staying up all night because you sick fucks can't stop moaning louder than a spaceship engine." he said in a serious tone. And then suddenly a loud voice was heard,

 

"DON'T YOU AND THE VICE-DEAN NOEL NOA FUCK IN YOUR OFFICES??!"

 

many little snickers and giggles can be heard after the sentence.

Ego coughed, "Shut the fuck up bastard, that isn't true ya little shit. Anyways, be sure to keep quiet during your fuck sessions or else i'm gonna have to place gag toys in all of your dorms." Ego continued, "Now, onto the next topic........(omitted)

 

 

Shidou: NOW THAT'S A TOPIC I'M INTERESTED IN!!!

 

Chigiri: I looked behind me only to see Loki sitting closer trying to hear Dean Ego like that shit was IMPORTANT

 

Karasu: probably trying to learn how to to do the art of gay sex for charles

 

Niko: 'The art of gay sex' 🤓

 

Niko: stfu u ain't no william shakespear

 

Otoya: LMAOOOOO

 

Karasu: stfu otoya eita🤬🤬🤬🤬🐺🐺🐺🐺

 

Yukimiya: WHAT. THE. FUCK. KARASU. TABITO.

 

Raichi: ooooooo he pulled out the periods

 

Yukimiya: how about i pull out that stick up your ass knock off bakugo

 

Raichi: SHUTUPHSUT HUSPtHUS HSUTUP

 

Gagamaru: shtuptukimoya

 

Kurona: translate, translate🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

 

Reo: gagamaru is saying shut up yukimiya

 

Reo: thought it was obvious

 

Nagi: it is

 

Zantetsu: it is

 

Pablo: coming from you is crazy

 

Isagi: who are you

 

Charles: that's Professor Cavasoz, he teaches the fashion design majors

 

Pablo: ty my favorite student

 

Charles: dw teach

 

Shidou: your that one professor with the rainbow hair right?????

 

Pablo: yepyepyepyep!!

 

Chigiri: ohhh wait

 

Chigiri: your that guy i saw on campus wearing a pink lace and a white cardigan with a pearl necklace.

 

Chigiri: i liked your outfit

 

Pablo: awww ty

 

Pablo: u kids make me feel young again!

 

Kaiser: this teacher is actually chill wtf

 

Ness: also professor Anri

 

Bachira: and my mom

 

Ness: @Contrarian.CharC put him on the party list

 

Charles: already on there😈😈😈😈😈

 

Shidou: WHAT PARTY😈😈🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Charles: I'M GONNA HAVE A PARTY AT MY HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS EVE AND CHRISTMASS AND YOUR ALL INVITED!!!

 

Charles: YOU GUYS CAN BRING GIFTS FOR EACHOTHER!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

 

Shidou: @Ito.S COME WITH MEEEE

 

Sae: i suppose y not

 

Shidou: YESSSSSSSSSSS😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

 

Shidou: I'M MOVING CLOSER DAY BY DAYYY

 

Shidou: EAT THAT @Ito.R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😈😈😈😈😈😈

 

Rin: STFUU

 

Shidou: IM GONNA BE YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW BY THE END OF COLLEGEE 😜😜😜😜

 

Rin: No.

 

Shidou: yes

 

Rin: no

 

Shidou: yes

 

Rin: no

 

Shidou: yes

 

Rin: no

 

Pablo: break it up you two

 

Isagi: wait a second...

 

Isagi: y are u on your phone during the speech???

 

Kaiser: 😲

 

Ness:😲

 

Nanase:😲

 

Raichi:😲

 

Gagamaru:😲

 

Rin: 😲

 

Sae: 😲

 

Bachira: 😲

 

Pablo: ummmm

 

Pablo: im bored?

 

Karasu: real but this gay porn im watching is really a turn on ngl

 

Otoya: that means your gay karasu

 

Yukimiya: yeah.

 

Karasu: nuh uh i like pussy not dicks

 

Yukimiya: uh huh...

 

Karasu: STFU

 

Pablo: anyways coquettetok is getting kinda boring to watch during the speech idk y

 

Pablo: its just pink, pearls, ribbons, bows, and girls

 

Pablo: not that i mind

 

Karasu: GIRLS?!

 

Karasu: CUTE GIRLS?!

 

Pablo: i have tiktok in spanish soooo

 

Pablo: i think you might mean cute Argentinian(?) girls

 

Karasu: OHHH YEAHHHHHH

 

Pablo: i kinda want more boys tho

 

Noa: .

 

Anri: .

 

Yuu: .

 

Adam: .

 

Leonardo: .

 

Lavinho: .

 

Chris: .

 

Snuffy: .

 

Isagi: NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Bachira: THERES ACTUALLY NO WAYYYY

 

Kaiser: NOT ALL THE TEACHERS GETTIN QUIETT?!?!?!?!?

 

Hiori: HELPOPPPPPPPP????

 

Nansae: BROOOO

 

Raichi: HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

Noa: So you like cute Argentinian boys?

 

Anri: What a nice coming out Pablo!

 

Chris: What in the rizz?

 

Lavinho: How nice!

 

[Replying to @NoelNoa_Psych: So you like...]

╰┈➤ Pablo: boys in general...

 

Yuu: With your stupid ass rainbow cotton candy hair cut you ain't gonna get any 'boys in general'

 

Yuu: The only boys in general you're gonna get are little 5 year olds who like carros you pedophile.

 

Bachira: 😧

 

Isagi: 😧

 

Rin: 😧

 

Shidou: 😧

 

Noa: 😧

 

Anri: 😧

 

Lavinho: 😧

 

Snuffy: 😧

 

Leonardo: 😧

 

Chris: 😧

 

Adam: 😧

 

Pablo: YUU WHAT THE FUCK??

 

Yuu: This is what you get for waking me up carnival clown lookin ass.

 

Pablo: I DON'T LIKE LITTLE BOYS

 

Pablo: IM THE CUTE LITTLE BOY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

 

Yuu: Ok Mr. Age-play.

 

Yuu: You're probably gonna ask your future non-existent boyfriend to call you his little baby in bed.

 

Pablo: 😧

 

Pablo: probably would tho ngl

 

[@Cutest23yrold_PabloC has deleted 1 message]

 

Yuu: Called it.

 

Bachira: mama u didn't need to cook Mr. Cavasoz that hard

 

Yuu: ik im just cranky

 

Pablo: SO YOU COOKED ME UNPROVOKED???!?

 

Yuu: yes

 

Karasu: damn bachi your mom is a chef

 

Reo: i can smell the delicious aroma already

 

Pablo: YOU ALL ARE SUPPOSE TO BE ON MY SIDE??!

 

Kaiser: not anymore

 

Charles: dw Mr. Cavasoz i'm still on your side!

 

Pablo: aw

 

Charles: but Mrs. Bachira cooked you, you lost this one

 

Pablo: BRUHHHHH

 

Pablo: I HATE YOU ALLLLL😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

Adam: ?

 

Pablo: not you. you buy me nice accessories for my outfits

 

Anri: gay🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

 

Anri: fucking faggots

 

Chigiri: 😧

 

Lavinho: ok wtf anri

 

Lavinho: we're gonna get hate crimed if this chat gets leaked

 

Lavinho: and also off topic, isn't leo an arrogant bastard???

 

Lavinho: that guy calls me pickaxe eyebrows ALL THE TIME??

 

Leonardo: that's because you literally have pickaxe eyebrows ya dipshit

 

Leonardo: im just stating the obivous

 

Kurona: professor drama drama

 

Shidou: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

 

Lavinho: y is the only guy yur nice to PABLO?

 

Leonardo: becuz he's the cutest 23 yr old in the world

 

Pablo: awww

 

Leonardo: pikachu still solos tho

 

Pablo: ...

 

Leonardo: So now whasst7douvjlbpefgsknBJPUApbguPVUVJ

 

[@LeonardoLunaMoon is now offline]

 

[@Cutest23yrold_PabloC is now offline]

 

Lavinho: LMAOOOO PABLO IS TACKLING LEONARDO

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a picture of pablo on top of leonardo tackling him, pablo seems to be winning because leonardo is waving his arms around.

 

 

Anri: kinda gay lookin pose if u ask me

 

Snuffy: lmao

 

Yuu: stfu toucan looking ass when were you part of this conversation?

 

Snuffy: WHAT DID I DO??

 

✮✮✮

 

9:32

 

friends!!!

 

Isagi: @ShidouRyuuSEMEN im canceling the fight that speech was so tiring...

 

Sae: actually agree

 

Bachira: me too ^^

 

Shidou: :(

 

Aryu: that speech was not GLAM✨✨✨

 

Chigiri: actually agree with you for once

 

Aryu: will you agree with giving me your hair care routine?

 

Chigiri: no

 

Tokimitsu: come on aryu! Leave him alone

 

Chigiri: ^^

 

Bachira: @himsagi @Ito.R im gonna go back to the dormmm, i'm gonna try cooking!!! see ya guys! <3

 

Isagi: dont burn down the building ok?<3

 

Rin: <3

 

[@Beeboy_Bachi is now offline]

 

Reo: my thighs are numb

 

Reo: y do you have to be so heavy @Nagi_Seishi

 

Nagi: stop im only 190 cm

 

Reo: bruh

 

Reo: yur gonna have to carry me nagi

 

Nagi: fine

 

[@Mikage_R is now offline]

 

[@Nagi_Seishi is now offline]

 

Chigiri: gays

 

Kunigami: lmao

 

Chigiri: where have you been????

 

Kunigami: lurking here and there in the restrooms.

 

Chigiri: 😧😧

 

Charles: ME AND LOKI ARE BACKKKK

 

Loki: hi guys

 

Chigiri: don't hi me you two

 

Chigiri: i saw you two being PDA behind me and it makes me SICKK

 

Charles: 😳

 

Loki: whoops

 

Isagi: me and rin are at park 2 rn

 

Isagi: holding hands <333

 

Chigiri: gagging

 

Isagi: stfu stop being jealous you don't have this <3

 

Rin: hello

 

Bachira: guys i might have accidentally self-harmed

 

Bachira: my wrist was waving around and a knife cut it multiple times

 

Isagi: WHAT

 

Rin: press a towel on the wound

 

Rin: you can bandage it up also

 

Rin: there are bandages in the medicine cabinet

 

Kungami: how do you know this so well

 

Rin: ...

 

Rin: infer it

 

Bachira: i did what you told me too

 

Bachira: it still stings

 

Bachira: im ok tho

 

Isagi: do you need us to come to the dorm??

 

Bachira: yeah I think i might have flushed my percocet down the toilet

 

Bachira: i also may have overdosed

 

Bachira: jjutvs 6 mgjg ovr the prestcison aunton

 

Bachira: m strein to fl dixxay

 

Bachira: hqwey hq8usy up placde

 

Isagi: WTF WE'RE COMING RIGHT AWAY

 

Rin: coming

 

Chigiri: did i just watch bachira type during an overdose?

 

Shidou: yep

 

Shidou: anyway i just made a move on sae!!!!

 

Shidou: i kissed him

 

Shidou: and he hid his face behind his hands

 

Shidou: like a cute anime girl

 

Shidou: he's my cute anime girl tho😈😈😈😈

 

Otoya: WOAHHH niceee

 

Karasu: continue making moves dawg !!!

 

Charles: Niceeee

 

Sae: shut the fuck up shidou

 

Shidou: awww are you embarassed???🥰🥰🥰🥰

 

Sae: shut the fuck up

 

Yukimiya: ARE WE GONNA IGNORE HOW THERE'S AN AMBULANCE OUTSIDE OF BUILDING B WHEELING BACHIRA IN????

 

Chigiri: WHAT

 

Kunigami: oh shit

 

Shidou: oh fuck

 

Ego: Stay calm everyone.

 

Ego: Bachira Meguru had an overdose of his prescripton drug Percocet.

 

Ego: It wasn't a huge amount of it just a 6 mg over the intended amount.

 

Ego: The doctors will probably give him some Narcan to reverse the effects of an overdose.

 

Ego: Isagi and Rin are with Bachira in the ambulance and will most likely give you updates.

 

[@Jinpachi_Ego is now offline]

 

Hiori: bro what just happened

 

Kurona: now the vibing mood is gone gone

 

Chigiri: hopefully bachi is ok

 

Kungami: yh...

 

Isagi: so uhm.

 

Isagi: me and rin are in the ambulance rn

 

Isagi: they gave him some narcan in an IV

 

Isagi: i think he's probably gonna be okay

 

Reo: good god

 

Isagi: his monster must have told him to do this or something

 

Rin: chronic schizophrenia

 

Nagi: uh oh

 

Kaiser: WHAT THE HELL???

 

Kaiser: i come back to campus and the FIRST thing i see is Bachira in an AMBULANCE??

 

Ness: 😧

 

Pablo: I came back from Harajuku with Adam and now there's suddenly a kid getting hospitalized.

 

Pablo: @Jinpachi_Ego EXPLAIN

 

Ego: back read stupid

 

Pablo: oh

 

Adam: damn wtf

 

Pablo: shush this ain't the time for this

 

Adam: no but like actually

 

Adam: college literally just started and now a kid has an overdose on their prescription drug???

 

Pablo: uhm

 

Pablo: this school is cooked if this goes out to the public 😧

Notes:

I head canon pablo as a coquette boy cuz y not

Anyway pain to bachi

Chapter 5: Omegaverse x Collegeniers

Summary:

chat fic but omegaverse

Notes:

what do i do

7:34 AM

9/29/??

 

A/B/O awoooo

 

Chigiri: where the hell did bachi, rin and, isagi go????

 

Kaiser: are you slow??

 

Chigiri: JUST TELL ME DAMN IT

 

Kaiser: everybody in building B had to evacuate because of the huge concentration on pheromones

 

Kaiser: lemme give you a question

 

Kaiser: who do you think created that concentration dipshit?

 

Chigiri: fuck what the hell???

 

Yukimiya: i was near building b during that time and i could smell it from 5 meters away

 

Yukimiya: im not exagerrating

 

Chigiri: 😧

 

Chigiri: i forgot bachira's heat lined up with rin and isagi's rut this week

 

Kaiser: 😧

 

Shidou: THE TWO OF THEM FINNA MAKE BACHHI WORK😈😈😈😈😈

 

Shidou: i'd give sae the work to🥵🥵🥵🥵

 

Sae: shut the fuck up?

 

Shidou: luv u <3

 

Sae: hate you

 

Kaiser: how long is it gonna take

 

Chigiri: all 3 of them are dominants so 12-15 days?

 

Shidou: WHAT THE FUCK???? 😧😧

 

Yukimiya: 😧

 

Sae: ...

 

Loki: i come online and the FIRST thing i see is how Bachira, Rin, and Isagi are gonna fuck for 12-15 days?

 

Chigiri: you CAN NOT be talking you worked charles for 12. 3 WEEKS AGO BECAUSE BOTH OF YOUR CYCLES LINED UP💀💀💀💀

 

Chigiri: YOUR BUILDING STILL HAS TRACES OF BOTH OF YOUR PHEROMONES GOING AROUND

 

Chigiri: CHARLES HAD TO SKIP CLASSES FOR A WEEK AND A HALF BECAUSE HE COULDN'T EVEN WALK???

 

Chigiri: AND CHARLES IS STILL LIMPING????

 

Chigiri: AND BOTH OF YOU RELAPSED AND ADDED TWO MORE DAYS TO THAT???

 

Loki: 🤐

 

Shidou: okay what the fuck?

 

Shidou: WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE SUCH HIGH SEX DRIVES

 

Shidou: AND WHAT DOES RELAPSING MEANNN???!!

 

Reo: did you skip sex ed or something??

 

Shidou: i only came because i was able to see naked men

 

Nagi: ofc.

 

Shidou: shut the fuck up?

 

[Replying to @ShidouRyuuSEMEN: WHY DO...]

╰┈➤Reo: it's not really a sex drive it's more like natural instinct. you see, dominants (what bachi, rin, isagi, loki, and charles are) take longer to complete their heats/ruts because they basically have to dominate something or their mate. Idk how to explain it but the omega and alpha dominate each other yada yada yada, and now they smell like each other. Fun fact the smells really strong so if someone comes up and sniffs it realllyyyy close they sometimes end up passing out... It's also to show the other alphas/omegas who they belong to since a dominants pheromones can get around easily.

 

Shidou: i didn't understand a wink of that shit

 

Reo: expected

 

Niko: 'you see' you ain't dhar man stfu

 

Reo: SHUT UP I NEED TO EXPLAIN MORE

 

[Replying to @ShidouRyuuSEMEN: AND WHAT...]

╰┈➤Reo: Relapsing occurs when the alpha or omega's inner self isn't satisfied enough, so they go back into heat/rut in hopes of their desire being quelled.

 

Shidou: makes more sense then the first one

 

Shidou: also loki who relapsed firsttt

 

Loki: i did

 

Shidou: was the pussy not good or what

 

Loki: no comment

 

Shidou: if char boy relapsed first then i woulda laughed at ya

 

Loki: expected from you

 

Shidou: 😭😭😭

 

Charles: hi guys

 

Charles: i just fell down on a fucking bench outside

 

Chigiri: is your limp okay?

 

Charles: it's still numb

 

Charles: and my back fucking hurts i can't take it anymore

 

Charles: i have to sit up straight because if i bend down my spin is gonna break

 

Charles: if i get knocked up at 18 it's all your fault julie

 

Loki: we had contraception

 

Charles: what contraception???

 

Charles: we did bareback

 

Chigiri: ...

 

Sae: ...

 

Shidou: ...

 

Yukimiya: ...

 

Otoya: ...

 

Karasu: ...

 

Niko: off topic but who says contraception??? it's called condoms

 

Chigiri: richy mcgees like Charles and Loki.

 

Karasu: i just saw charles put his phone down and stare into space

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a picture taken from behind as Charles is on a bench, staring into space with wide eyes.

 

 

Yukimiya: ARE WE GONNA IGNORE HOW CHARLES MIGHT BE KNOCKED UP AT 18????

 

Otoya: ty yuki u always let us remember whats happpening

 

Karasu: wait fuck charles is crying brb

 

[TabiKCrow is now offline]

 

Loki: i just texted my parents

 

Loki: and also charles' parents

 

FLASH BACK TEXT!!

 

8:01

 

family

 

Julian: i think i might have made charles pregnant

 

Eloise: WHAT???

 

Lucien: what.

 

Vivienne: What in the flying heavens?

 

Mère: Julian, my child, what.

 

Père: WHAT THE FUCK???

 

Père: KID YOU BROKE MY RECORD

 

Père: I GOT YOUR MOTHER PREGNANT AT 20

 

Mère: STOP STOP STOP STOP

 

Père: nuh uh

 

Lucien: um language

 

Vivienne: i think we should be more worried about little charles and the possible grandchild growing inside of him

 

Eloise: how the fuck did that even happen???

 

Loki: both of our cycles lined up and i forgot the contraception.

 

Eloise: of course

 

Mère: Eloise.

 

Eloise: :(

 

Mère: if charles doesn't want it don't fight with him and let it by

 

Mère: the one who carries the child should have the choice in aborting it

 

Mère: Sacha will most likely say the same thing.

 

Julian: ok

 

Julian: im going to tell Charles' parents now

 

Julian: bye

 

Eloise: lololol good luck

 

Lucien: wish ya luck

 

Vivienne: don't come back alive lil bro

 

Julian: Rude >:(

 

---

 

8:23

 

in-laws

 

Julian~Beau-Fils : i may have made charles pregnant. forgive me.

 

Elaine~Belle-Soeur: HUH😧

 

Valerie~Belle-Soeur: Ok what the fuck

 

Mercer~Beau-Frère: what

 

Celine~Belle-Soeur: WHATTTTT

 

Russell~Beau-Frère: i forgive u :)

 

Annabelle~Belle-Soeur: oh

 

Fleur~Belle-Soeur: ok

 

Yves~Beau-Frère: ALRIGHT WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKK????

 

Etienne~Beau-Frère: alright

 

Sacha~Beau-Père: WOAHHHHHH??!?

 

Lowell~Beau-Père: oh wow

 

Sacha~Beau Père: shut the fuck up Lowell you're so nonchalant

 

Lowell~Beau-Père: im sorry

 

Charles~Femme: hi guys

 

Sacha~Beau-Père: ARE YOU OKAY???? DO YOU WANT THE KID???

 

Lowell~Beau-Père: be respectful. call them a 'child'

 

Sacha~Beau-Père: nuh uh

 

Lowell~Beau-Père: i guess don't

 

Sacha~Beau-Père: FINEEEE

 

Loki~Beau-Fils: do you want the child?

 

Charles~Femme: ok so turns out

 

Charles~Femme: those little square patches Dean Ego gave us are actually the contraception

 

Charles~Femme: there's no kid

 

Loki~Beau-Fils: disappointing but im happy

 

Charles~Femme: fym disappointing?

 

Valerie: 😲

 

---

 

8:45

 

A/B/O awoooo

 

Bachira: charles is pregnant?

 

Loki: no

 

Loki: also where did you come from??

 

Chigiri: ARE YOU OKAY BACHII????

 

Bachira: my legs hurts, we're taking a break rn

 

Bachira: im still lucid so it's fine

 

Chigiri: AND ALSO CHARLES ISNT KNOCKED UP???

 

Loki: the thing is, the square patches dean ego gave us was the contraception

 

Loki: it's like a device or something

 

Loki: btw bachira you can continue

 

Bachira: tyyy loki

 

Bachira: we've been doin it since last night, rin and yocchan went out to get some food 5 minutes ago

 

Bachira: they should be back in like 3

 

Isagi: we got your favorites

 

Bachira: tyyy make sure to tell rin too

 

Isagi: k

 

Bachira: luv u (* ￣3)(ε￣ *)

 

Isagi: luv u (^///^)

 

[@himsagi is now offline]

 

Chigiri: ew

 

Bachira: stfu you're almost due your heat

 

Chigiri: THATS NEXT MONTH??

 

Bachira: it's the 29th.

 

Chigiri: oh

 

Chigiri: @KunigamiRenRen help me out?

 

Kunigami: sure.

 

Chigiri: YIPPIEEE

 

Loki: btw @Beeboy_Bachi did you get the square patches

 

Bachira: what square patches

 

Bachira: we didn't get those during the first day??

 

Kaiser: ...

 

Ness: ...

 

Chigiri: ...

 

Chigiri: you're def ending up pregnant

 

Bachira: i have after-pills

 

Chigiri: nvm

 

Bachira: wait i dont. i checked the cabinet

 

Shidou: 😧

 

Otoya: wtf

 

Bachira: @himsagi @Ito.R PLS GO GET SOME AFTER-PILLS AT THE PHARMACYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

Rin: on it

 

[@Ito.R is now offline]

 

Ness: hi guys

 

Yukimiya: where'd you come from??

 

Ness: ive been watching

 

Chigiri: ANYWAY

 

Chigiri: @MihyaK_Emperor @AlexisN_Magic what do you guys do during your cycles

 

Kaiser: uh

 

Chigiri: gimme some info

 

Chigiri: wait a sec what are the secondary genders of everyone anyway???

 

Ness: wait lemme get it

 

Ness: the dominant alphas i think are- Isagi, Rin, Shidou, Karasu, Loki, Kaiser, Prof. Blake, Prof. Noa, and idk

 

Ness: alphas areee... Prof. Luna, Aiku, Kunigami, Barou, Kiyora, Nagi, Kurona, Aryu, andd i forgot

 

Ness: dominant omegas areeee- Bachira, Charles, Prof. Cavasoz, also other ppl

 

Ness: recessive omegas... Reo, Chigiri, Yukimiya, Tokimitsu, Sae, Dean Ego, idk anymore

 

Reo: wait the dean is an omega

 

Ness: unfortunately.

 

Kaiser: bruh

 

Ness: betasss... Zantetsu, Otoya, Prof. Lavinho, Prof. Snuffy, Gagamaru, Raichi, Nanase, Prof. Yuu, Prof. Anri, etc etc

 

Shidou: haha rizz

 

Bachira: gonna go now i think its startin back up again

 

Chigiri: kk hope you get plowed

 

Bachira: already happening

 

[@Beeboy_Bachi is now offline]

 

Charles: HELLO RIZZLERS 😈😈😈😈😈😜😜

 

Charles: I HAVE SOME ISSUES TO SHARE

 

Chigiri: give

 

Ness: all ears

 

Kaiser: notebook OUT

 

Ness: ofc you collect ppls secrets

 

Kaiser: stfu you doxxed someone on roblox??

 

Ness: SHHHHHH 🤫🤫🤫🤫

 

Shidou: GOSSIPPPP

 

Charles: so you know whats happening at building b rightt

 

Chigiri: obv

 

Charles: im worried

 

Ness: wait what happened

 

Charles: so uhm, prof. Cavasoz was near the building during that time

 

Charles: and he passed out during lecture and a triggered heat started...

 

Ness: oh shit

 

Ness: is he okay????

 

Charles: we couldn't give him a suppressant dosage since it adds to the pain in stead of relieving it

 

Shidou: i never learned this

 

Sae: you did but you didn't pay attention

 

Charles: all the alphas and betas had to leave the room while the omegas stayed

 

Yukimiya: did you contact the dean???

 

Charles: yeah Dean Ego sent Prof. Blake and some beta assistants to the room

 

Charles: sometimes a triggered heat can cause a triggered rut and idk the rest

 

Shidou: double whammy

 

Sae: shut the fuck up

 

Charles: all i know is that i won't be having fashion design classes for 2 weeks and a half 😭😭😭😭😭

 

Charles: anyways @Jules_Loki im not ignoring how you gave me PREGNANCY SCARES

 

Charles: your sleeping on the couch tonight

 

Loki: Attends non le canapé est froid je suis désolé

 

Charles: Je m'en fous

 

Loki: Dès que je serai sur le canapé, je remonterai vers la chambre et enfoncerai mon poing dans ton cul

 

Charles: Pourquoi pas maintenant?

 

Loki: Bien.

 

[@Jules_Loki and @Contrarian.CharC are now offline]

 

Chigiri: LokiChev Break up scene???

 

Shidou: (GONE WRONG😧) (COPYRIGHTED BY NAGIREO🔥🔥🔥🔥) (COPS CALLED🫢🫢🫢🫢)

 

Shidou: i have a feeling they said something kinky

 

Reo: those two are def kinksters in their free time

 

Shidou: real

 

Reo: and fym copyrighted by nagireo???

 

Chigiri: you and nagi's break up was HORRENDOUS...

 

Chigiri: you two basically invented sad gay best friend break ups

 

Reo: and i suddenly don't have a luxury hair brush in my cart!

 

Chigiri: IM SORRRY IM SORYY IM SORRY

 

Reo: knew it

 

Nagi: reo.

 

Reo: yes?

 

Nagi: let me knock you up

 

Yukimiya: ABIPDJLEPCBK???

 

Otoya: woahh straightforward

 

Reo: DO YOU EVEN NOW WHAT THAT MEANS???

 

Nagi: no

 

Reo: THEN WHY???

 

Nagi: because

 

Reo: when we're older.

 

Nagi: ok

 

Otoya: Sei-Rizz-ou Nagi

 

Yukimiya: damn

 

Barou: STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE

 

Barou: ITS GOING TO EXPLODE AT THIS RATE

 

Nagi: mute the chat??

 

Barou: SHUT THE FUCK UP LAZY BOYTOY

 

Kaiser: he got you there nagi

 

✮✮✮

 

11:56

 

A/B/O awoooo

 

Bachira: i'm back bitches

 

Bachira: i can't feel anything but it's okkkk 😜😜😜

 

Chigiri: can u like move ur toes or sumthing

 

Bachira: a little bit

 

Chigiri: crazy

 

Ness: hi guys

 

Ness: im back from making out with mihya in the restroom😍😍😍

 

Kaiser: shhhhhh😥😥😥

 

Chigiri: which stall

 

Ness: 3rd floor corner stall

 

Chigiri: you got the make out stall

 

Ness: nice

 

Hiori: hi pussies

 

Kurona: yo yo🦈🦈🦈

 

Chigiri: when were yall here

 

Hiori: we did 3 rounds in Ranze's dorm

 

Chigiri: damn

 

Shidou: WHORRESSS😜😜😜

 

Chigiri: stfu your a whore for sae

 

Shidou: ty 😚

 

Sae: 😐

 

Sae: I need you out of my life

 

Shidou: i need you on my cock

 

Karasu: just like how i put peanut butter on my cock

 

Yukimiya: WHAT TYE FUCK TABITO????

 

Karasu: 😎😎😎😎

 

 

Notes:

i have another idea for a blue lock fanfic it's kinda like tokyo aliens and tokyo ghouls combinedddd.... I'll probably make it after the mid season finaleee..

Btw mid season finale is after charles' christmas party and then season 1 finale will be the end of the 1st yearr!!

lmao you can tell who the kids take afterr

Also there will be shorter chapters now becuz i get writers block everyday

Chapter 6: College Druggies

Summary:

They do drugs. That's it

INSPIRED BY CLASS OF 09

Also dont flame me and dont take the insults as real

WE SURPASSED 1K VIEWS TY I LOVE YOU ALL

Notes:

remember when i said short chapters? i lied, here ya go

also building up the characters cuz rn they're just little pieces of paper i gotta write on but got nothin.

also i dont condone with what karasu did neither kylar uhm...

9:54

9/2/??

 

Druggies

 

[@Beeboy_Bachi has changed the server name to Druggies]

 

Isagi: bachira wtf

 

Bachira: after overdosing i think i might have gone crazy

 

Rin: real

 

Shidou: anybody want some magic powder i got from an alleyway

 

Charles: MEEEE 😈😈😈😈

 

Shidou: i think its weed

 

Loki: ok now I want it

 

Shidou: ofc

 

Shidou: in da hood lookin ass

 

Loki: we shouldn't be racist shidou

 

Shidou: is this suppose to be a message for the readers???

 

Loki: i mean

 

Loki: the author isn't trying to be offensive yk???

 

Loki: she just wants it to be funny but it took a wrong turn

 

Loki: the author apologizes for their behavior in writing this chatfic, she didn't mean to use racism and its been fixed (please do tell if there is anything else you find offensive!)

 

Author: *erases their memories*

 

Chigiri: Y THE FUCK ARE WE EVENING DOING DRUGS????

 

Karasu: the teachers don't care dawg

 

Karasu: i literally saw prof. Cavasoz devour a bottle of xanax 1 HOUR AGO

 

Otoya: this is actually crazy tf

 

Barou: CAN SOMEBODY GET ME SOME MSI STUFF FROM THE MALL

 

Barou: ILL PAY YOU

 

Yukimiya: hold on tf

 

Yukimiya: when did you like MSI???

 

Yukimiya: your so normal

 

Barou: bitch i can cut myself just as much as rin does i just have my life together

 

Isagi: NOW THAT WAS UNEXPECTED...

 

Reo: what ya gotta say to that rin

 

Rin: no comment

 

Charles: hi guys i just got back from almost getting assaulted😈😈😈

 

Shidou: 😥

 

Loki: what

 

Charles: he told me i needed to find Jesus becuz i was a shapeshifter

 

Charles: i told him he need to instead cuz he shouldn't be assaulting ppl like this

 

Isagi: did he find em tho?

 

Charles: nah

 

Charles: but i bet he would if uh how do i say this without getting uhh.... fuck it i don't give a shit

 

Chigiri: we arent gonna have our pedophilia powers once we get out college....

 

Shidou: pedophilia powers is crazy

 

Chigiri: im not wrong tho

 

Niko: @OliAiku @OliAiku @OliAiku

 

Aiku: BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP???

 

Sendou: lol

 

Chigiri: now how come your online ever time aiku is??

 

Sendou: secret🤫🤫🤫🤫

 

Kaiser: Heya sluts

 

Ness: hi 😀

 

Ness: does anybody wanna help me kill myself

 

Bachira: MEE😚

 

Bachira: ill teach u how to tie a noose

 

Kaiser: dawg wtf

 

Kaiser: y are u guys this suicidal in the morning

 

Ness: stfu u tried burning yourself with a blowtorch yesterday 

 

Ness: btw fun fact there are some amber alerts during storm watches

 

Reo: pedos pullin up during storms 

 

Aiku: niko don't you dare

 

Niko: nah

 

Zantetsu: its easier to lose a child in a storm and kidnap them

 

Reo: zantetsu wtf

 

Nagi: ^

 

Isagi: guys should i join a straight club

 

Otoya: do it

 

Kaiser: embrace the straight

 

Charles: stfu

 

Kaiser: nobody asked little colonizer

 

Charles: shut the fuck up before I colonize your ass back into 1939 during uh what was it again??

 

Charles: this is what you get for interrupting my Ru Paul's Drag Race time you cunt

 

[@MihyaK_Emperor is now offline]

 

Isagi: DAMNNNN

 

Shidou: guess he really likes that drag race🤔🤔🤔

 

Bachira: kaiser got cooked

 

Charles: 😋

 

Ness: im gonna cook something anybody wanna join

 

Isagi: MEEEE

 

Isagi: i like cooking 

 

Isagi: trust me I have experience (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

 

Ness: lol its gonna be for that one neighborhood down the street

 

Isagi: wait

 

Isagi: WERE GONNA COOK CRACK????

 

Ness: yeah and???

 

Ness: respect the hustle😒😒😒😒

 

Ness: I gotta make money i don't have a job

 

Ness: i saw prof. Luna and prof. Snuffy cookin up crack yesterday so y cant i do it too????

 

Isagi: bro WHAT THE FUCK??

 

Yukimiya: i have a feeling that this school is just a drug business

 

Reo: id fund it ngl

 

Nagi: yeah

 

Reo: i need more drugs in my life

 

Reo: cigarettes have been going down like pills 

 

Isagi: sometimes i wonder y were like this

 

Otoya: trash school system

 

Hiori: shitty parents

 

Nagi: crappy life

 

Ness: internet

 

☆☆☆

 

12:34

 

Druggies

 

Reo: @N.Seishi where tf are u

 

Reo: we planned a smoke date

 

Nagi: o yh

 

Nagi: im srry

 

Reo: its ok

 

Reo: do u want the vogue cigs or lucky strike?

 

Nagi: vogue

 

Reo: k come by the dorm

 

Nagi: kk

 

Reo: 🤍

 

Nagi: 💜

 

Chigiri: did i just watch reo and nagi decide on what cig brand they're gonna smoke???

 

Kaiser: yh

 

Kaiser: also i use vogue too!!!🤑🤑🤑

 

Ness: same

 

Charles: bro

 

Charles: the manager at my gym just grabbed my ass

 

Shidou: y are u always the one getting in the pedophilia situations

 

Charles: becuz im gorgeous like that😉😉😉

 

Shidou: narsacissim

 

Charles: stfu i was jokin

 

Shidou: also y the hell is he trying to get some minor ass????😧😧😧😧

 

Charles: lmao my ass is pretty major tbh

 

Shidou: i meant underage

 

Charles: tbh we're not actually underage anymore

 

Shidou: oh

 

[Replying to @Contrarian.CharC: lmao my...]

╰┈➤Loki: i can confirm

 

Karasu: you just outed yourself

 

Loki: no regrets🤷🤷🤷

 

Charles: im gonna file a complaint and get some cash

 

Charles: there were witnesses too

 

Ness: hustling

 

Shidou: bro stfu

 

Ness: fym???

 

Ness: i wouldn't be surprised if niko's otaku ass tries to shoot up the school

 

Niko: dawg what

 

Ness: you heard me

 

Ness: r u suddenly gonna go gojo satoru on me or what???

 

Ness: niko niko kneecaps lookin ass

 

Niko: bro are you mad or something????

 

Ness: YES

 

Ness: KAISER DIDNT EVEN CUM IN ME WHEN WE HAD SEX 45 MINUTES AGO

 

Ness: NOW IM PENT UP

 

Niko: we did not need to know about your sex life wtf

 

Charles: i need to know😏😏😏

 

Loki: char wtf

 

Karasu: me too

 

Otoya: how do you even get women???

 

Karasu: nuh uh remember hirumi in high school we had a one night stand

 

Otoya: uh she didn't like you at ALL

 

Otoya: she was like in the mood and shit and didn't give a fuck

 

Isagi: oh

 

Bachira: 😬😬😬

 

Chigiri: damn bro had a one night stand with a girl who didn't even like him... crazy

 

Karasu: WELL UH

 

Karasu: WANNA KNOW A FUN FACT??😁😁😁

 

Karasu: HIRUMI WAS A BAD BITCH WITH THE GYATT

 

Sae: ive just seen the world of heroin

 

Sae: my body feels like its floating

 

Shidou: pookie WHAT THE FUCK???

 

Rin: now that my twin is addicted to heroin again im gonna get an earful

 

Isagi: and the fym the MODEL STUDENT itoshi sae is addicted to heroin AGAIN????

 

Rin: last addiction was when he was 15

 

Isagi: 😧

 

Isagi: Ok what the hell?

 

Bachira: o shit he brought out the puncuation

 

Reo: punctuation*

 

Bachira: stfu

 

Reo: what???

 

Yukimiya: i feel like we're all doing something wrong

 

Yukimiya: and the teachers too

 

Isagi: surprised you can

 

Yukimiya: THIS ISNT ABOUT MY EYESIGHT???

 

Yukimiya: i actually wanna kms

 

Yukimiya: not like the little jokes teens make

 

Yukimiya: if I die in two days send me off in the most peaceful way ever.

 

Otoya: oh

 

Otoya: ya wanna come over to our dorm?

 

Yukimiya: OK

 

Otoya: (⁠⊃⁠｡⁠•́⁠‿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)⁠⊃

 

[@YukimiyaKantSee and @OtoyaNinja are now offline]

 

Karasu: im coming to

 

[@TabiKCrow is now offline]

 

Isagi: i expected megs, kaiser, and ness but YUKIMIYA???

 

Bachira: tbh he looked okay from the outside

 

Hiori: nobody here is okay

 

Hiori: except for Mrs. Bachira and Vice Dean Noa

 

Hiori: its like Dean Ego just picked up a bunch of depressed adults and made them teach kids

 

Aryu: its not really alright

 

Chigiri: y tf aren't you using glam???

 

Aryu: don't expect me to say it all the time

 

Aryu: being glam is nice and all but its not my personality yk

 

Chigiri: respect💯

 

Tokimitsu: hi guys!

 

Tokimitsu: i got therapy for my anxiety issues😄

 

Ness: no wonder you look okay

 

Ness: @MihyaK_Emperor go get therapy

 

Kaiser: stfu you need it too

 

Ness: dude im not depressed

 

Kaiser: you are. u got some MAD family issues

 

Ness: at least I don't slice my wrist dramatically and try to bleed out

 

Kaiser: 😶

 

Tokimitsu: I could get you in contact with a therapist!

 

Kaiser: aw sure

 

Kaiser: @everyone DONT YOU DARE TAINT HIM OR YOU WILL EAT MY FIST

 

Aryu: two fists actually

 

Kiyora: I forgot this existed.

 

Niko: hiii kiyora

 

Kiyora: hi niko ^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^

 

Kiyora: my wrists hurt

 

Ness: woah another wrist slitter 

 

Kiyora: I meant by heavy shopping bags

 

Ness: 😬

 

Pablo: y tf is this GC now called druggies

 

Bachira: I FORGOT THE TEACHERS WERE HEWREE

 

[@Beeboy_Bachi has changed the server name to Cool kids??]

 

Pablo: wild

 

Bachira: guys did you know yukimiya is gonna attempt next chapter?

 

Isagi: BACHIRA STOP

 

Bachira: SHUT THE FUCK UP THE READERS NEED TO KNOW

 

Isagi: STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL????

 

Shidou: NOW HOW COME YOU CAN BREAK THE 4TH WALL???

 

Bachira: becuz the author loves me

 

Shidou: just like how I love sae?😍😍😍😍😍

 

Author: yeah just like how you love sae

 

Shidou: woah wtf😧

 

Chigiri: y tf is the author in this chat

 

Chigiri: they don't even have a phone

 

Author: stfu i have a laptop

 

Author: STOP DEVICE SHAMING ME (does that exist??)

 

Chigiri: 😭😭😭😭

 

☆☆☆

 

A blinding light came from Sae's phone.

 

"The fuck?" he says gayly which isn't even a word.

 

"Hello gay boy" said the voice.

"Who are you?" Sae doesn't understand where the voice was coming from. Don't tell me he's schizophrenic like Bachira. There's no way.

He looked around every corner of his dorm. There was nobody. Nobody there, like he was hallucinating.

 

"Stop fucking looking around and listen up."

"Nuh uh." He replies like the zesty boy he is. Just like Kokichi Oma from the hit game Danganronpa- Wait why am I talking about this? This is a Blue Lock fanficiton.

Sae turns his body, only to be met with a square... watermelon?? "What the fuck? Why are you a watermelon?" he inquired. It was crazy, really. There was a watermelon in this dorm that he didn't even buy, is he really going crazy?

 

"Shut the fuck up. I got an idea for my form at a super market. Are you body shaming me?"

"No, I'm not." Sae walked closer towards the perfectly square watermelon. Each of it's lines were straight with no curves what so ever. And a perfectly straight stem. It looked like it was molded by a high-tech machine. He marveled in it's shape, a perfect watermelon for a perfectionist.

Sae paused, "If I punch you, would you become an imperfect watermelon?" He was curious, why would someone put a watermelon in his dorm? As a test of course.

 

"You can try, but you shouldn't even deserve it anyway." It replied.

He balled his hand into a fist, pulled his arm back, and landed a punch; right in the middle of the watermelon. But to his surprise, it didn't leave a dent. The watermelon continued to stay its perfect, untouched self. "Why didn't it work?" he asked the watermelon. He focused his eyes on the fruit in front of him, drilling holes into its skin.

 

"I am forever perfect, you lukewarm. Doesn't that remind you of something?"

He thought about it for a moment, trying to catch on to what the fruit was telling him. Something in his mind snapped, he pointed to himself, looking down at the watermelon, "Me?" he questioned. It was actually obvious, he was a perfect model student; a genius. And nothing could really shake his position, just like the watermelon. It stayed where it was, still and unblemished. Forever perfect.

 

"Great. As expected of a genius." It replied. Now that ticked him off.

He didn't like how so many expectations were put on his shoulders, well it can't be helped. What's a genius to do then to be perfect and impress others? He doesn't really have a choice, it's all he can do anyway.

 

"Now, what if I was actually impacted by that punch?" it asked. 'How can that be? It told me it was forever perfect.' Sae thought.

He tilted his head to the side as he sat down, right in front of the watermelon. He didn't really know why he decided to sit down in front of it, but he wasn't looking down on the watermelon anymore. He tried to imagine the watermelon being impacted by the punch he made, what if the watermelon wasn't perfect at all? What if the watermelon was just, regular? He closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

When he opened his eyes again, the perfect watermelon was... a regular watermelon? It was round and had curvy dark green lines, with a twisted stem that resembled a pig's tail. And the star of the show, a dent that dipped into the insides of the watermelon. The dent that he made, the one he believed that didn't do anything.

 

"Geniuses are created by society. Labeled as talented and perfect as such."

Sae nodded his head, the watermelon was right. When he was first labeled as a genius his parents would favor him and call him their 'perfect son' and their 'talented jewel', and so on. The repercussions of their favor was them neglecting Rin, they'd always compare him to Sae; which caused a rift in their relationship. Once twins, now newly born rivals.

 

"But, geniuses aren't perfect at all. They have a singular sin."

"Continue, if you may." Sae said, he wanted to understand this watermelon's wisdom. It was definitely smarter than him alright.

 

"A genius can be gifts, and also pieces of shit in other's eyes. Strict parents of children would want their child, who is smart as well, to surpass this genius, and make them be the number one. In turn the child would be pressured and loathe the genius, hating them for their existence. The child would have the carry the weights of expectations. But in the end, it's the parents that make the child, no? It is also how the parents act that make how the child acts."

 

"I think you should know that you aren't perfect Itoshi Sae. Nobody is."

It felt like a weight was carried off of his shoulders, how long did he wait for someone to tell him this? None the less a talking watermelon that suddenly appeared in his dorm.

 

"Now. Wake the fuck up and throw away your heroin."

 

Sae jumped, "Wait wha-" The blinding light from before shone again, and before he knew it; he was in his bed, breathing heavily and sweating. He turned over to the spot that the watermelon was, it was no where to be found. 'I guess I was hallucinating.' He looked over to the bedside table, where a little bag on powder was. He got up from the bed, all groggy and weird inside. He picked up the bag and went out his dorm door, down the stairs, and towards the incinerator.

 

☆☆☆

 

2:10

 

Cool kids??

 

Sae: i hate heroin

 

Rin: the fuck i thought you were addicted again

 

Sae: mood swing

 

Rin: oh okay

 

Rin: i love you nii-chan

 

Rin: don't get addicted again

 

Sae: :)

 

Rin: are you gonna say it back

 

Sae: later

 

Bachira: AWWWWWWWW(❁´◡`❁)(❁´◡`❁)(❁´◡`❁)

 

Isagi: cute

 

Shidou: THE ITOSHI WARS IS OVERRR🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

 

Charles: O YAHHH💯💯

 

Charles: whss th itsh wrs

 

Shidou: uh

 

Shidou: when sae and rin hated each other the most

 

Charles: ism'y tht egvrydgy??

 

Shidou: not until now

 

Charles: oj

 

Shidou: are you okay??

 

Charles: i drnk 4 fnch 75s in th drm

 

Charles: i dnt tjk i souvld dun hat

 

Charles: i fl lik in guna vunit

 

Charles: is nt alogol posing

 

Isagi: isn't that underage drinking?...

 

Charles: nt if yur cught

 

Shidou: where tf is loki???

 

Ness: urgent business trip

 

Shidou: im gonna break into their dorm and check in on the little imp

 

Shidou: cant have my partner in crime sick

 

Isagi: aw you care about people!

 

Shidou: YEAH??? its basic human compassion

 

Shidou: im not just a whore for sae and a sex weirdo

 

Shidou: anyway brb

 

Sae: stay safe

 

[@ShidouRyuuSEMEN is now offline]

 

Kaiser: r u caring about shidou, sae?????

 

Sae: no

 

Kaiser: uh huh

 

Kiyora: your gay sae

 

Kaiser: damn straight forward

 

Sae: No I'm not you lukewarms.

 

Isagi: and kaiser isn't a narcissistic bitch

 

Kaiser: ex- fucking- cuse me?

 

Isagi: your fucking excused

 

Ness: when did yall have beef tf??

 

Isagi: when kaiser stole my percocet i was SAVING

 

Kaiser: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW ITS YOURS???

 

Isagi: IT WAS IN MY BAG?? YOU WERE LOOKING THROUGH MY BAG

 

Kaiser: AND?

 

Isagi: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING PEOPLES THINGS IN THE FIRST PLACE

 

Kaiser: SHUT THE FUCK UP I WAS HIGH ON MARIJUANA AT THAT TIME

 

Isagi: IM GONNA SLASH YOUR FUCKING TIRES

 

Isagi: I HOPE YOU KILL YOURSELF WHILE YOUR MOM WATCHES

 

Kaiser: MY MOM LEFT ME???

 

[@himsagi and @MihyaK_Emperor were muted for 20 minutes]

 

Bachira: Shut the fuck up and go to DMS.

 

Chigiri: slay💅💅💅

 

Chigiri: wait kaiser was high on marijuana

 

Ness: yep

 

Chigiri:

 

☆☆☆

 

5:32

 

Cool kids??

 

Isagi: this server name is corny af

 

[@himsagi has changed the server name to Depressed Collegeniers]

 

Isagi: anyways @MihyaK_Emperor IM STILL NOT OVER HOW YOU STOLE MY PERCOCET

 

Kaiser: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT??

 

Bachira: Stop it.

 

Isagi: ok

 

Isagi: :)

 

Bachira: :)

 

Kaiser: ew

 

Isagi: stfu

 

Charles: IM BACK SLUTS

 

Ness: howd it go?

 

Charles: i vomited

 

Charles: thats it

 

Charles: now that julies gone for a week I CAN BE CONTRARIAN ALL I WANTT💯💯💯😈😈😈😈

 

Shidou: BE FREE YA LITTLE TRICKSTER🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Charles: DEMON DUO BACK AT IT AGAINNN🤑🤑🤑🤑

 

Charles: HOP ON ROBLOX SHIDOU

 

Charles: WERE GONNA TERRORIZE 5 YR OLDS IN ADOPT ME😈😈😈😈😈

 

Shidou: HELL YEAHHHHH🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

 

Shidou: ITS TIME TO SCAMMM

 

Sae: Oh god.

 

Rin: These two are gonna be the death of me.

 

Rin: If I have a cardiac arrest just know it was because of them.

 

Zantetsu: don't go into cardio a rest Rin!

 

Reo: ITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU HOW DO YOU STILL GET IT WRONG??

 

Nagi: tch

 

Isagi: did you just 'tch' in chat???

 

Isagi: this aint no chatfic nagi 💀💀💀

 

Ness: fym this is a chatfic

 

Isagi: it is?

 

Ness: why the fuck do you think were forced to chat all day and not have classes??

 

Ness: were being controlled into being out of character and say shit

 

Ness: there are multiple authors doing the same thing with our clones

 

Isagi: damnn this turned sci fi real quick

 

Rin: i dont think that sci fi yoichi

 

Isagi: IDK OK???

 

Author: y are you guys so chill about it

 

Ness: shut the fuck up velphhie

 

Chigiri: i really don't give a shit about this

 

Kunigami: me neither (as an assigned lurker)

 

Reo: life's fun tbh

 

Nagi: drugs galore

 

Velphhie: wowwww

 

Ness: and this is just an expy of you??

 

Ness: your just writing this from your bedroom thinking this would be a nice plot twist

 

Velphhie: shut the fuck up stop ruining my plans

 

Velphhie: i hate how i made you smart

 

Ness: you actually dont

 

Velphhie: true, keep being smart ness

 

Velphhie: anyway im gonna be part of this fic now! expect to see me pop in sometimes

 

Kaiser: k

 

Ness: in the end were all gonna be programmed to say random shit

 

Ness: just like how Kaneshiro san wrote our manga (go buy it it's good)

 

Velphhie: i will ness, later on

 

Kaiser: i love how Nomura san made me so handsome

 

Isagi: you aren't💀💀💀💀

 

Isagi: lil narsacist

 

Kaiser: shut up flopsagi

 

Isagi: BLUE LOCKKKKK🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Notes:

More character screen time!?! Sae made friends with a watermelon in his head 😁

how would you guys feel if i made a lokichev fanfic :) i already have ideas

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT CHARLES ACTUALLY HAS 9 SIBLINGS (he isn't the youngest tho)

BUT I GOT THE EQUAL AMOUNT OF GIRLS AND BOYS RIGHTTT AHHHAAHHDHSHOSOGUAOCBJBOACOB

HIS BIRTHDAY IS ON FEB 22 🫢🫢🫢🫢

Chapter 7: To the pearly gates

Summary:

Yukimiya uh is uh...
also ty for 2k viewss <3

EXTRA WARNINGS: this chapter has questions of atheism, if god is even real, a little reference to animal testing, and graphic(?) self harm

And also yukmiyas suicide note is worded so bad I lowkey want to remove it

Notes:

anyways new writing style for the chatfic

also uh i keep forgetting their users so just think of them changing as something idk

srry i was gone for so longggg i was on vacay and then had writers block... its actually so hard to write a chatfic- like you have to make it funny and entertaining for your viewers. It looks easy because its just multiple funny sentences in chronological order, but i spent a month trying to figure out how to make this amazing and cool.

7:32 Saturday-Sep 9th- XX

[Depressed Collegeniers]

 

#General | talk and shit

 

Isagi

found out there aren't any weekend classes

 

Kaiser

you didn't know?

how slow are you YoCcHaN~

 

Isagi

SHUT THE FUCK UP DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS??

 

Kaiser today at 7:33

ngh yeah

 

Ness

kaiser stop it

 

Kaiser

shut the fuck up who are you to tell me that?

fucking dog

 

Ness

sorry my bad its my fault

 

Bachira

dont talk to ness like that

 

Kurona

that was rude rude

 

Hiori

howd their personalities literally 180 wtf

 

Kaiser

kneel and kiss my ass little shits

 

[@MihyaK_Emperor is now offline]

 

Hiori

wait its probably the marijuana/drugs in general

they'll be back to their sweet relationship in no time dw yall

 

Bachira

okk :DD

 

Chigiri

my hair is a fucking mess rn

theres tangles everywhere and the ends feel so coarse

HELP

 

Aryu

i'll help you @princess_ChigiriH

 

Chigiri

TY TY TY TY COME TO MY DORM

its number #201 in building C

 

Aryu

coming

 

[@AryuGLAMenough is now offline]

 

Otoya

um guys do you know where yuki is

me and karasu have been looking for him since he went outside at 6

 

┏━━━ @Otoya um guys do you know where yuki is

Bachira

oh idk

he asked me for some sleeping pills tho

and then he left and said hes gonna get more materials

does he have insomnia?

 

┏━━━ @Bachira does he have insomnia?

Otoya

he doesn't

y would he need those anyway

 

Bachira

dunno ＞﹏＜

 

Otoya

anyways bye

 

[@OtoyaENinja is now offline]

 

Niko

guys im watching an anime called blue lock

its got some high action football or soccer whatever u call it

 

Isagi

dawg stfu the high action football is the characters beings gay

like y tf is Mikagune Ren calling Saisharou Nagao GOOD BOY🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈????

 

Chigiri

y do those names sound familiar tf

i cant remember

 

Isagi 

@Mikage_R this you?

 

Reo

stfu Usagi Yarchin from the hit totally not gay sports anime

 

Nagi

 

Reo

NAGI YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE DEFENDING ME???

 

Nagi

hassle

and cant u jst launch missiles at isagis house

 

Reo

I DONT OWN MISSILES???

AND Y WOULD I EVEN DO THAT?

 

Nagi today at 7:55

u can jst buy them

like a naval strike missile thts 337M+ yen

thts jst pocket change to u

its a rl pain in the ass to argue like ths wit u reo

 

Reo

i dont have time for this treasure just go back to sleep

 

Nagi

k

 

Bachira

that stamp pisses me off 😡😡

 

Charles

HI GUYSSS WYD??????🔥🔥🔥

 

┏━━━ @Charles HI GUYSSS WYD??????🔥🔥🔥

Bachira

therapy! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

 

Charles

for whattt???

 

Bachira

mental illness!!😜😜😜

 

Charles

oh NICEEE!!!^_~

 

...

 

Charles 

BLUE LOCK ACADEMY SKIBIDI RIZZ PARTY!! 😈😈😈😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥

i also got pizzzzzaaaaa

 

Shidou

FRENCH QUANDALE DINGLEEEE

 

Nagi

:skull emoji

fuck

 

Isagi

thats actually the biggest skill issue ive EVER seen nagi

HOWD YOU FORGET TO TYPE THE SECOND SEMICOLON???

 

Nagi

y do u type semicolon just type :

who evn ds tht

 

Bachira

@Mikage_R @Mikage_R @Mikage_R

 

Reo

bro

...

 

11:09 Saturday-Sep 9th- XX

[Depressed Collegeniers]

 

#General | talk and shit

 

Nanase

guys what does LGBT mean

 

┏━━━ @Nanase guys what does LGBT mean

Shidou

Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender

 

┏━━━ @Nanase guys what does LBGT mean

Bachira

Lungs Bone Gastric System Throat

 

┏━━━ @Nanase guys what does LBGT mean

Chigiri 

Longevity Beauty Gorgeous Tempting

 

┏━━━ @Nanase guys what does LBGT mean

Zantetsu

Lets Get Burgers Today

 

Nanase

burgers????

 

Nagi

bro

 

Reo

why do you even exist

 

Kunigami 

can we actually get burgers today tho

 

Barou

you already had THREE BIG MACS at the mcdonalds down 2 streets

 

Chigiri

kuni how FAT are you???/j

 

┏━━━ @Chigiri kuni how FAT are you???/j

Kunigami

not as fat as your ass/srs

 

Shidou

YOOOOOOO

 

[@Princess_ChigiriH is now offline]

 

Reo

the fuck is this bitch doin

jumpin and blushing all over the place💀💀💀💀💀

 

Chigiri

shut yur ass up

 

Hiori

can someone help me with my homework i dont want to have to go missing under mysterious circumstances

(im changing the subject)

 

┏━━━ @Hiori can someone help me with my homework i dont want to have to go missing under mysterious circumstances

Kurona

i can help help

 

Hiori

aw ty

 

Kurona

i meant helping you go missing under mysterious circumstances

 

Nagi

🫢

 

Bachira

you can help me go missing under mysterious circumstances @KuronaKuronaRanzeRanze

 

Niko

y yo name so long dawg

 

Kurona

y yo bangs so long fuckin prick

 

Niko

WHAT DID I DO????

 

Aiku

i wanna see you hanging in the street

 

Niko

the only person thats gonna be hanging is yur 14th girlfriend after finding out your cheating on her with 13 other woman in your ivory tower of imaginary hoes

 

Aiku

BRO

 

Shidou

nahhh he got you there Aiku🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

Aiku

SHUT UP YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE MY POOKIE BEAR WHAT THE FUCK????

 

Shidou

whoopsie😈😈😈😈😈

 

Otoya

bro me and karasu still looking for yukimiya

but i just saw the most embarrassing thing ever dawg

@Contrarian.CharC

 

Charles

BRO STOP

DONT TELL THEM

I SWEAR IM GONNA GOUGE YOUR EYEBALLS OUT, CUT YOUR DICK OFF AND FEED THEM TO THE POUND

 

Otoya

i was sitting behind charles

him and loki were like being all chummy and stuff

and charles kissed him yknow

from the screen

 

Shidou

thats cute how the fuck is that embarrassing

 

Otoya

NO BUT WHAT HE SAID AFTERWARDS

THAT FRENCHIE SAID DONT FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AFTER THE KISS AND HUNG UP

AND LOKI HAD THE MOST BEWILDERED FACE IVE EVER SEEN

HE WAS LIKE

 

Charles

I FUCKING BHAT^REIHDL X: YOIOU NOTLOHYAA DBUPGU)SCOVUDWBUOBOCJSBCVSOVl

 

Shidou

ITS EVEN FUNNIER WITH THE PICTURE WHAT THE FUCK

IHipjasdkindnainpdeijpspihIHPPIHAIHPGIASPI

 

Sae

shidou just fell out of his seat

 

Charles

I HATE YOU ALL

 

Sae

i think shidou just sprained his ankle

anyway where did you even get the idea to say that lukewarm.

 

Charles

zantetsu......

 

Reo

now why would you get advice from zantetsu

that loser is the dumbest person in the entire school

 

Nagi

thts lik th dumest stnt evr

 

Isagi

how stupid is yo ass to get a transparent png only for it to not be transparent

 

Nagi

its nt my falt thir fals advrtisin :x

plus thy tricd me

 

Isagi

i CANNOT understand your ass nagi what the hell are you saying💀💀💀💀💀💀

can you just NOT be lazy for once

 

Nagi

no

 

Aryu

i just ate a NOT STYL food item

and now my stomach feels like its FOLDING IN HALF

and i have to arch my back BACKWARDS to feel better

NOT GLAM 1/10 😡😡😡😡😡

 

Chigiri

ouch you good?

 

Aryu

ill feel better if you give me your hair care routine🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

 

Chigiri

no 🤣🙏🙏🙏

betta luck next time blud

 

Aryu

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 

 

Sendou

you sound like aiku tryin to rizz up girls

 

Aiku

bro stfu😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

the hoes come to ME🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Sendou

the hoes LEAVE you dawg

you two timed woman almost double your age💀💀💀💀

 

Aiku

that was like one time you see🤓

 

Sendou

YOU WERE 16

WHEN THEY FOUND OUT THEY LEFT YOU IMMEDIATELY💀

 

Niko

😧

at least they aren't pedophiles

 

Shidou

got them standards lololololol

 

Velphhie

yo im changing the nicknames

 

Isagi

wait what

 

[@Yurauthor has changed the nicknames of ?? users ]

 

puzzle boy (derogatory)

yo what

does this mean im autistic????

 

Author

yur just smart

its ur thinking process

🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️

 

bee

aw yeah!!11!!!!

 

ultra-sadist

yum :p

 

bby shark

ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ)ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ)

 

stupid skibidi toilet imp

HEYYYY🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿👿

 

mbappe expy

?????

whos that

 

Author

😬😬😬😬😬

 

shellfish

wheres @princess i havent seen her all this afternoon

 

bee

pretty sure she went to the mall like downtown idk

i think it was like to get something

 

princess

im buying shit at limited 21

and also scrolling through social media

...

 

bee

@everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @jalapeno ninja @marisa's two-sided crush

CHECK REDDIT RN

LIKE RN RN RN

 

puzzle boy

OK OK OK OK

 

 

r/Collegeniers

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@everyone

If you are reading this, I'm probably going to be dead in my dorm bathtub in 30 minutes. I was really nice knowing all of you! Specifically towards Karasu and Otoya.😊 If you're wondering why I've chosen to end my life early... Maybe it's because of stress, or just my eye condition. There were times where I prayed to god as a child, wishing for my condition to just magically disappear; so I wouldn't have to burden them any longer. I prayed for 2 years, repeatedly morning and night. But, god didn't answer my prayers the way they said. They said god would answer immediately, for everyone in the world is god's child. I held onto hope, only to be disappointed and distraught. I asked myself: is god even real? Or, is god just an excuse for humanity's actions and decisions? People destroy countries in the name of god, kill in the name of god, and do whatever in the name of god.

Did you like my post about my life? Maybe?

To be honest I think it was fucking cringe. Why did the author even write this ngl. Anyways so, adding that 2 years to depression, multiple cuts on my arm, and somewhat atheist thoughts, I've decided to end my life on campus. Goodbye, I wish peace for all of you.

 

September 9th 1:39 AM

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└u/Isagi @IsagiYoichi_BLAcademy

Yukimiya what

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└u/Shidou @ShidouRyuusei_BLAcademy

he wasn't fucking joking????

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    └u/Hiori @HioriYo_BLAcademy

     nobody jokes about suicide except for 12 yr olds who watch biktok (unless their coping or something idrk)

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└u/Assistant Anri @AnriTeieri.BLAcademy MOD

Ambulance on the way SOMEONE GO CHECK ON YUKIMIYA FAST

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    └u/Otoya @OtoyaEita_BLAcademy

     me and karasu are already on it

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└u/Bachira @BachiraMeguru.BLAcademy MOD

PLEASE DON'T FJCKINKG KYS YUKIMI PLS ILL MISS YOUR REMINDERS EVERYONE LOVES YOU HERE and also your pretty handsome ngl

🔼17 🔽2 🔁7

 

└u/Dean Ego @JinpachiEgo.BLAcademy

what the fuck????

🔼17 🔽2 🔁7

 

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Yukimiya was scrolling through his camera roll, multiple pictures of exciting moments were plastered around. He chuckled at a specific picture he found: an image of him, Otoya, and Karasu playing Fortnite in the dorm at 3 am. Although that day strained his eyes, he'll never miss a chance to hang out to those two goofballs.

Should he have written about his little crush on those two in his suicide note?

He slid himself into the bathtub filled with cold water up to his mouth, he likes how the edges of the water tickles his skin.

Before turning towards the toilet to grab those sleeping pills Bachira gave him, he stared at the white ceiling; covered in bumps and veins. Yukimiya finds himself trying to trace the lines with his eyes, each and every one of them. 'That one looks like a balloon. That vein looks like a heart.' So on and so on. It was a matter of time before the brunette snapped out of his trance and grabbed the medication next to him. Maybe it'll take like...the whole bottle to kill him?

The pills were in a abnormally large bottle, probably as big as those gum cup packages. And there were about 60 pills in there, he could probably take 50 and give the last 10 to 2 experimented animals used for makeup. 'Cruel.' he thought, frowning at the image of those little guys.

Yukimiya cracked open the bottle and dumped the entire thing in his mouth. He took a cup of water and swallowed one by one.

 

What should I do now? It'll take some time for the pills to kick in.' Then it hit him, he had also brought a knife in the bathroom. It was on...right...the toilet seat. Yukimiya leaned over the edge of the bathtub to grab the shiny knife he stole from the teacher's lounge. (Why do they even have knifes anyway?) He positioned his wrist, covered in slashes and slits, took the knife, and cut. The blood trickling down into the water, mixing and floating, like watercolor on a wet canvas. 

Ouch, that stings more then the last 10.

He was starting to feel dizzy. Was it the blood loss or the sleeping pills? Yukimiya wished for both. Then, he heard the door slam open with two familiar voices outside. He could also hear faint alarms from an ambulance.

 

"YUKI! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" Right, Karasu. He hadn't heard him this worried before, well there was that one time where a girl he liked went missing. (She stood him up.)

"Over here." The brunette said in a groggy voice, mostly because of the dizziness.

The two ran towards his voice and froze at the scene, taking it all in. Yukimiya Kenyuu, the friend they we're looking for, sat in bloodied bathtub water with even more fluid coming out of his wrist.

"Hello you two!" Yukimiya said, trying to at least smile. "Don't fucking 'Hello you two!' us Kenyuu." Otoya said, it sounded like he was irritated yet also worried at the same time. That was when, Eita started...sobbing? Karasu, who was standing by him, started scrambling to calm Otoya down, "Holy shit. Uh-uhm."

Then Yukmiya started to feel like he was gonna pass out. Right, I forgot I was bleeding out 5 minutes ago. One last laugh before I go, I guess?... He mustered up all the courage he had and spoke with a beaten tone, "Otoya...you're really...cute."

Shit. Now that's a 13th reason to be dead.

"Kenyuu what the fu- SHIT, DON'T FUCKING PASS OUT ON US NOW!" Otoya said bewildered before going into panic.

Things were getting blurry, not just his eyesight, everything. He thought he saw Karasu open his mouth to shout something, but he could only hear the audible excerpts his brain gave to his ears. "Over!...Wa...up,...Ken...!" There were multiple foot steps coming into the bathroom, most likely doctors and paramedics. That was when, the world stopped spinning. Welp, too much blood loss. Goodbye ya two goofballs, never miss me and go hang out with some girls later.

---

 

Fun fact: Yukimiya was now in a hospital.

He's still a little groggy from passing out in water, there's probably liquid in his ear drums or whatever. He'll get it out tomorrow, he doesn't feel like doing anything right now, especially since his arm still stings from that cut. He probably cut like...5 centimeters in? And his eyesight was blurred because they took his glasses off, now there were black spots scattered around in his vision.

And another fun fact: He thinks he's probably going to be put in a anti-school stress article.

Hopefully he won't be interviewed by a news channel, the bright flashing camera lights are gonna deteriorate his vision faster than Chigiri's speed.

That said, Kenyuu was plugged up to narcan, on white hospital bed, with Otoya sleeping by his side, and newly changed bandaged arms. There was also Karasu...but he's probably flirting with the nurses or on the ground Family Guy style. Just in case, Kenyuu looked around on the floor to see if Karasu was there, nope. His eyes were still trying to get used to the white lights of the hospital room, and the Sun pointing directly through his window to his face was not helping.

Then, his eyes caught something right next to him: a brown straw basket full of letters and little gifts from all the guys. Cute. He took the basket and opened the first letter, it had bee designs and fresh(?) tear marks on it. Turns out there was a Chapa Chup attached to the back.

 

Yukiiiii!!! Are u okk??? Pls don't kys again!! I'll be sad!!!

-Bachira

 

The drawing in the letter looks like it was made in attempt to make him laugh, in which it worked. Bachira is so unintentionally funny for no reason, which is a nice charm about him. Now that he thinks about it, there were more gifts then letters in the basket, did the teachers send him something?

Then, for the entire week he was held in the hospital, he read every single letter in the basket. (There were over 30, and even one from Itoshi Rin.)

Notes:

do you just hate it when you get new ideas for a fic but you already have multiple to work on that arent even finished yet... I have like multiple, if ya wanna hear it ill list em below they'll probably be made idk

The Optician's Architect: a lokichev fic that has a little bit of romance the two of them meet in Charles' shop (they become friends, develop little crushes on each other blahh blah blah) and meet again at the same place 5 years later. but Charles doesnt remember Loki AT ALL

(oneshot short its like one chapter)

Fluffy turns angst... ouch

 

Idk what to title this one: MORE lokichev ABO, our little imp needs a boyfriend and he finds some random rich guy (Loki) PS. DON'T end up together :( they both live their lives with their other partner (not really) but they still love each other. charles has a kid (with out a father cuz sperm donatingg) and loki just has a wife (i will not elaborate further)

(KINDA LONG) 50+ but not 70 maximum

ANGSTY AT THE END WILL PROBABLY MAKE YOU CRY

 

France's #1 (Fake) Couple: more lokichev but in ABO... Char boy and Julian are made into a relationship for 1 year because well, fan service. But, something ends up blooming during the year. Charles centric (did I spell that right??)

(KINDA LONG) like 50+ but not 70 maximum

Im leaning towards this one A LOT. ive been thinking about this since like 2 weeks ago??

 

Idk what to title this yet: Tokyo Aliens X Tokyo Ghouls X Blue Lock double crossover, no pairings idk how to explain this without exceeding the character limit just think about it

(EXTREMELY LONG) like 100+

the thing is i suck at writing fight scenes so im pushing this one away maybe

 

The Land of The Egotistical: Land of The Lustrous X Blue Lock crossover, no pairingssss... good ol yoichi loses his memories and the gem people around him tell him that he was once the best of their kind, will little yocchan return to his former glory or will he just stay as the schools runt????? There arent any lunarians (kind of) its just their remnants going around the place.

(KINDA LONG or JUST LONG) 60+ but not 100 maximum

This is the one im leaning towards into making A LOT, if it sounds interesting let me know!!! there isnt gonna be a lot of fights its just yoichi exploring the world with his friends and meeting new gem people while regaining his powers during it. (this kinda sounds familiar i cant put my head on it)

 

Death Row's Lock Out: blue lockers but they're all on death row... no pairings Isagi doesnt remember what crime he commited and so on so on. PS they all die

(IDK LONG) like 40+ but not 60 maximum

i thought of this like for a while until like idk

 

ALSO HI IM ALIVEEEE

Chapter 8: TIMESKIP (I AINT WRITING ALLAT🔥🔥🔥🔥)

Summary:

back with another chapter nsnbdbhdadndbdjjejxbxbxn
also my tags are full so ill just put tags in here!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
9/8/24: im sick

9:36AM Sunday-Sep 29th-XX

[Depressed Collegeniers]

 

#General | talk and shit

 

puzzle boy (derogatory):

hi guysss

 

bee:

hi isagiii 😊😊😊😘😘😘😘😘

 

brother complex:

fuckin fruits

 

princess:

stop actin like ur ass isnt dating the two of them😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

 

sae's little demon:

is it just me or is saes thighs really huge

 

barbie and KENyuu:

u just noticed????

 

sae's little demon:

surprised you can with your little debuff😂😂😂

wait i shouldn't be saying that😬

srry😢😢😢😢

 

brother complex:

Why the fuck are you staring at saes thighs.

 

sae's little demon:

what am i suppose to do??? theyre right in front of me?? am i suppose to just go BLIND????

 

brother complex:

Yes.

 

sae's little demon:

OK mr Rin 'nobody can stared at my brother other then me' itoshi 😒😒😒🖕🖕🖕🖕

 

bangs with a baby face:

ok damn😶😶😶😶

 

brother complex:

Shut your materialized photosynthesized neutralized midget sized hospitalized despiritualized over generalized mischaracterized dip shit lonely prick can't fuckin take dick ass up.

 

bangs with a baby face:

😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

 

olive garden:

ouchhhh....😬😬😬😬🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

 

send shoot:

yikes😧

 

stupid skibidi toilet imp:

bro pulled out the dictionary like hes the word wizard of wacquinghan (where is that)

 

mbappe expy:

i think you need remedial geography

 

stupid skibidi toilet imp:

je'tm but pls stfu you took AP geography and memorized the entire commerce of france FOR NO REASON... STOP

 

sae's little demon:

bro messed him up monsieur midfielder style

(wish sae could do that to me😩😩😩)

 

better itoshi:

what.

 

sae's little demon:

u heard me😏😏😏

 

better itoshi:

😐

 

sae's little demon:

wait

PLEASE UNBLOCK ME BBG PLEAASEEEEEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

IM SORRHHDBDNDBnbBNsnnsnmz

*insert meme*

 

stupid skibidi toilet imp:

ash baby meme is actually crazy💀💀💀💀💀

 

sae's little demon:

bro be quiet you literally look like that

 

jalapeno ninja:

oh and btw @barbie and KENyuu are you feeling alright???

hows the rehab

 

barbie and KENyuu:

rehabs pretty nice

turns out the nurse tried killing herself too

 

jalapeno ninja:

also ive been thinking about this for a while

y did u call me cute???

 

barbie and KENyuu:

oh uhhhh......

 

...

 

#RELATIONSHIP-HELP | stupid ahh help line

 

barbie and KENyuu:

@everyone

HOW DO I TELL EITA AND TABI THAT I LIKE THEM

PLS HELP

SOS

 

puzzle boy (derogatory):

WHAT

 

stupid skibidi toilet imp:

YOU LIKE OTOYA AND KARASU????

 

bee

YESSSS IVE BEEN SHIPPING YALL SINCE LIKE DAY 1💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

 

barbie and KENyuu:

@mbappe expy

PLS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE🥺🥺🥺🥺

 

mbappe expy:

y is everyone coming to me for relationship advice???

 

sae's little demon:

you are in a HEALTHY and THRIVING relationship with little char boy OF COURSE people would ask you for relationship advice🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

you literally kiss him goodbye when yall part ways to classes

IM GOING TO THROW UP AT YOUR FRUITINESS

 

mbappe expy:

no because i actually dont have any

stop asking pls

go on the internet

 

barbie and KENyuu:

bro💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I HAD FAITH IN YOU

 

mbappe expy:

welp🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

 

princess:

JUST TELL THEM STRAIGHT UP 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

LIKE 'hey i like you do you feel the same way??'

 

barbie and KENyuu:

man i aint doin NONE of that

im just gonna make up something

 

princess:

bro💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

 

...

10:11AM Sunday-Sep 29th-XX

[Depressed Collegeniers]

 

#General | talk and shit

 

jalapeno ninja:

yuki????

 

barbie and KENyuu:

oh uhm

because your cute??

 

jalapeno ninja:

gay ass🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

 

barbie and KENyuu:

🥹🥹🥹

 

princess:

that was so bad i swear

im gonna kms

 

jalapeno ninja:

?????

whats so badd???

 

barbie and KENyuu:

nothing :)

 

jalapeno ninja:

ok???

 

olive garden:

ANYBODY WANNA DO KARAOKE🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

 

puzzle boy (derogatory):

i have plans

 

bee:

yocchan has plans with meee

 

sae's little demon:

i need to explode (inside sae) before i go anywhere

 

brother complex:

i will literally skin you alive.

 

hero 101:

u are so lucky sae blocked u

 

sae's little demon:

who r u again??

 

hero 101:

bro💀💀💀💀💀💀

 

send shoot:

are you bringing your multiple girlfriends

 

olive garden:

no

 

send shoot:

i'm in🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

 

olive garden:

just me and you😏😏😍😍😍🍆🍆💦💦💦

 

send shoot:

thats so cringe stop😐

 

bangs with a baby face:

KYS AIKU

 

olive garden:

😢😢😢😢😢😢

but your still going?

 

send shoot:

yeah😼😼😼😼

 

olive garden:

lets do it in my dormmm🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

10:00 PM SHARP

 

sae's little demon:

LETS DO IT????? 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

im coming tooo🤑🤑🤑

 

olive garden:

no fuck you🖕

 

sae's little demon:

😢😢😢😢

 

send shoot:

lets make out @olive garden

 

olive garden:

😫😫😫😫😫 yes bbg

 

ultra sadist:

how are yall straight

 

olive garden:

bro code🤑🤑🤑🤑

 

ultra sadist:

uh huh😐

 

---

11:45AM Sunday-Sep 29th-XX

[Depressed Collegeniers]

 

#General | talk and shit

 

princess:

@lovesick rich kid   @lazy bastard  PLS STOP BEING LOVEY DOVEY IN FRONT OF ME

I SWEAR I WILL PUKE OUT MY INTESTINES

 

lovesick rich kid:

we aren't even lovey dovey??

 

lazy bastard:

we aren't?

 

lovesick rich kid:

no???

we're best friends!

 

lazy bastard:

😶😶

 

hero 101:

bro just got friendzoned

 

bee:

NAGIREO BREAK UP 2.0???

 

yet the finish homework you did do:

seperation no please

 

lovesick rich kid:

separation* 🤓☝️☝️☝️

 

yet the finish homework you did do:

😢😢😢😢

 

bangs with a baby face:

i wonder how your still in college

 

yet the finish homework you did do:

😭

 

a group of karasus are called a murder:

chem is actually so hardddd

help😭😭😭😭

 

jalapeno ninja:

are u texting during class

 

a group karasus are called a murder:

yes

wait shit

 

[@TabiKCrow is now offline]

 

jalapeno ninja:

buddy got his phone taken away💀💀💀

 

sae's little demon:

this is not 8th grade lil bro💀💀💀💀

 

stupid skibidi toilet imp:

thats actually crazy💀💀💀💀

 

puzzle boy (derogatory):

bros gotta get it at the end of the day💀💀💀💀

 

lazy bastard:

ths s crnge

 

bangs with a baby face:

like your futile attempt at rizzing up reo?

 

send shoot:

r u gonna take that nagi???🫢🫢🫢🫢

 

[@N.Seishi is now offline]

 

bangs with a baby face:

F in the chat

 

send shoot:

F

 

sae's Little Demon:

F

 

stupid skibidi toilet imp:

F

 

mbappe expy:

F

 

puzzle boy (derogatory):

F

 

bee:

F

 

jalapeno ninja:

F

 

barbie and KENyuu:

F

 

yet the finish homework you did do:

G

 

micock kaiza:

F

also whys my fucking name like that

 

fluffy maltese puppy:

F

 

ultra sadist:

is being sober going well

 

micock kaiza:

its going well

 

fluffy maltese puppy:

its not

 

micock kaiza:

literally stfu ness😭😭😭😭

 

fluffy maltese puppy:

im NOT the one whos begging to go through the drug cabinet every morning

 

puzzle boy (derogatory):

every morning is actually crazy💀💀💀💀

 

bee:

yall got a drug cabinet???

can i have some

 

fluffy maltese puppy:

12 a pill

 

bee:

12 A FUCKING PILL????

 

fluffy maltese puppy:

i sell everywhere??? supply and demand lil bro

 

bee:

ok fine

i venmo'd the money

i better see my pills in my dorm

 

fluffy maltese puppy:

gotcha🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

 

barbie and KENyuu:

why are we selling drugs

 

puzzle boy (derogatory):

oh idk maybe its becuz were all addicts

especially KAISER

 

micock kaiza:

NOW WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO??

ARE YOU STILL SALTY ABOUT THE PERCOCET???

 

puzzle boy (derogatory):

NO ITS BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK

 

micock kaiza:

IVE DONE NOTHING TO MAKE YOU THINK OF ME LIKE THIS???

 

puzzle boy (derogatory):

I DONT FUCKING CARE

FUCKING KYS

 

micock kaiza:

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

 

fluffy maltese puppy:

what is with you two bro😐

Notes:

ALSO slow updates because im gonna be working on a draft for another random fic🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
also very short chapter :((

Notes:

I eat the ramen powder from instant noodles

I don't know how I haven't gotten a heart attack yet

I"M BUILT DIFFERENT!!!!

Criticism is appreciated.

Amount of times shrimp powder was said: 16