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In Tim's defense this was supposed to be a standard procedure . Break in , steal the painting , sell the painting , get filthy rich . Easy , simple , he'd done it before . So , imagine his surprise when the Penguin's men were armed with fucking plasma canons .
yeah
THAT wasn't very good for him . He had knocked out two guards easily when he entered through the window , he didn't even kill them because he was feeling generous today . Then he spotted the painting , it was a Lady Shiva and a very expensive one at that . Thanfully , it was rather small and Tim could tug it under one arm and leave .
That was the plan anyway . Unfortunately for him , ten of the Penguin's men appeared the moment he started walking to the painting . Several minutes and batarangs later he was now being chased by five of the men ( the rest weren't going anywhere anytime soon ) painting tugged underneath his left arm as he sprinted to jump off the building and glide away while energy blasts were fired around him .
The Penguin's men were apparently not very good with high-tech weapons , thank God , but still some of those blasts were landing a bit too close for comfort . As Tim ran , he threw a batarang over his shoulder the way Bruce had shown him hitting one of the men in the thigh, he collapsed , as blood started flowing everywhere . Tim coldy noted that another one of the persuers stopped to help him . Two down , three to go .
Taking a sharp turn , he could now see the place he was supposed to jump from , a balcony not even a hundred meters away from him . He'd studied the building's blueprints extensively and figured out he could only jump from that specific spot , otherwise his glider wings wouldn't be able to hold him up , aerodynamics were involved for which he had asked Jason for help , Tim vividly remembered the loud laugh Jason had let out when he suggested to jump off a lower floor or a different spot . So yeah it was this or no jumping at all .
Throwing another batarang over his shoulder and this time hitting one of the men in the abdomen , Tim ran as fast as he could to get to that balcony . Only two men were chasing him now .
As he reached it ( and nearly fell over a chair , Jesus the Penguin was messy ) Tim threw his retractable bo staff and hit one of the men in the face , his skull making an unnerving sound as it crashed against the concrete floor . The other man was gone .
Tim tugged the painting against his body and jumped from the balcony , activating his glider wings with perfect accuracy and sliding on an air current .
Unfortunately
The other man was not gone , we has merely left behind and as Tim glided towards the ground , he made a very easy target . The energy blast that was shot Tim's way knocked him out of the sky , as his glider wings fell apart .
So now ,Tim was falling ... to his death , no doubt , given how fast he was going . He really thought he should probably be thinking of the happy moments he'd lived throughout his life , maybe think about Bruce and Dick and Jason and Damian (and Berna- no he was not thinking about Bernard thank you very much ),but in actuality all he could do was feel angry at himself for having failed . As the pavement approached him in a fast pace , Tim closed his eyes , he had thought of praying but , really who was he kidding ? If God cared , he would have never let Tim becoma Cardinal . Instead he just kept falling and falling and ... strong arms caught him in a tight embrace as the air was kicked out of him . A pair of blue eyes was looking him up and down with interest as Tim tried and failed to speak .
" Where you goin' pretty bird ? Last time I ckecked you couldn't actually fly ."
fuck his life , not him , of all the people why did it have to be HIM ?
" Though it is a fine night to go free diving , didya forget your parachute ? "
Conner fucking Luthor was staring him up and down like he was dessert as he carefully lowered Tim to a nearby rooftop and Tim tried not to lean too much into his warm embrace . Tim was shaking as he spoke ( you would be shaking too if you had just plummeted to your death ) :
" I uh , thanks , for this . "
wow , real eloquent .
" No problem , hey you cold ? " Tim nodded , Conner smiled at him before taking off his jacket and placing in on Tim's shoulders . Tim did for no reason stare at Conner's now exposed biceps , he did not , nope .
" Wow , where did you pick that trick up , " Pretty Woman " ? Conner looked amused as he sat down next to Tim .
" Maybe , but it made you blush, so I'd say it worked . "
oh no
" I uh , I did not blush . "
" Sure you did . "
" Did not ! " Conner threw his head back laughing at Tim's exasperated expression .
" Did too ! "
" Ugh , you're unbearable , anyway , why are you here ? "
Conner gifted him another one of those warm , beautiful , perfect smile of his that made Tim weak in the knees ( the bastard knew they did ) before speaking :
" Same reason as you birdie-"
" It's Cardinal . "
" Huh? "
" My name is Cardinal . "
" What like the members of the Catholic Church ? "
Tim blinked at him .
" No , like the bird , dumbass . "
" That's not very nice ."
" I'm not a nice person . "
It was Conner's turn to blink at him .
" Yeah , ok it's not like you donate almost all the money you make to the Gotham orphanage . "
Tim's ears were going red .
" How , how do you know about that ? "
" Lex . "
It was enough of an explanation for the both of them but Conner continued anyway .
" I think it's a very sweet thing to do . "
" I don't care what you think I don't do it for you , now cut the crap " Conner looked at him with great interest in his eyes " if you're here for the same reason as me you want this " Tim pointed to the painting in his hands " and it's not like I can stop you so hurry up and throw me off the rooftop or something , Lex would probably enjoy that ."
Conner looked ecstatic as he beamed at him .
" Two truths and a lie bir- Cardinal , yes I am here for the painting , yes Lex would enjoy the irony of me saving you just to kill you the way you were going to die anyway , he's kinda twisted like that . "
Tim nodded in agreement as Conner moved closer to him .
" And the lie ? "
" That you can't stop me , you can , absolutely , right here . "
Tim's face dropped into an unpleasant smile as Conner moved even closer his blue eyes gazing into Tim's through the cowl .
" 'Fraid not , I left my kryptonite at home . "
Conner laughed at his tone but he did not move away .
" I didn't mean using Kryptonite . "
" Oh ? " Tim could feel the body heat radiating off of Conner as he moved even closer .
" Can I , I mean would it be possible for you to take off the cowl ? "
The question should have probably alarmed Tim , but right now with Conner so close and apparently not wanting to steal the painting he's just stolen himself , Tim was feeling ... pretty calm .
" What for ? "
" I uh , well you can see my eyes so I think it's only fair that I should see yours , pretty please ? "
Tim looked at Conner , still wary .
" If I say no , do I get the Lex treatment ? "
Conner giggled at him as he got up ( no Tim did not mourn the sudden loss , shut up ) and held out a hand Tim's way .
" I'd never do that to you , don't you trust me even one tiny bit ? After you know I saved your life ? " Conner's big , blue eyes appeared sad and Tim felt like he'd just kicked a puppy down the stairs of Bowser's castle .
Tim took the hand , slowly , carefully as Conner lifted him up .
" Okay . " Conner's expression changed to a goofy smile as Tim took off his cowl .
" You have beautiful eyes . " Tim was absolutely sure he blushed at the compliment .
" Don't say things like that , if you don't mean them . "
" But I do mean it . I like your eyes , your hair's nice too . "
" L'oreal , because I deserve it . "
They both laughed at Tim's response .
" So , anyway , what did you mean when you said I could stop you aytime ? "
" Simply that I'd stop if you told me to . "
" What like the fox from Dora the Explorer who stops when Dora says "stop" ? '
Conner laughed at the absurdity of Tim's words .
" Yeah , I guess , though it helps that you're not an annoying little girl with a talking backpack . "
" Oh ? Got a grudge against little girls ? "
" Nah , I got one against talking backpacks , though . "
Tim smiled at him .
" What is this , seriously , you're here to take the painting just take the painting , why are you talking to me ? "
Conner took Tim's hand again and slowly guided him to a nearby wall , Tim went willingly , no complaints .
" Is it so hard to imagine that I enjoy your company ? "
" MMMM , yeah , it kinda is . "
" And would it be equally hard to maybe ask you to sell Lex the painting instead of giving it to Batman ? "
" That depends on the prize Lex is offering . " Conner's hand was on Tim's shoulder now .
" How about , 10 million ? "
" Screw you . "
" Right , okay , I tried ."
Tim was shoved towards the wall in one swift motion as Conner took the painting from his hands and held him still using his TTK .
" There we go , thought you were too good to be true . " The smile Conner shot him was all teeth .
" I am actually this good , Cardy " Tim cringed at the nickname " remember you would be road kill without me . "
Tim was fuming as Conner looked at him happy smile on his face .
" Do you get off from this ? "
" What ? "
" You know , playing the hero , saving people does it make you feel better about yourself ? "
" Dude , you steal expensive shit for a living I don't think you are in any place to judge me . "
" Sure I am , observe " Conner was looking at him intently " you are a super-powered hunk of muscle who could be saving that lady down the street who's gettting mugged or that man who just fell from the window or that family , whose house caught fire . But NOOOO you steal expensive shit for Luthor who is probably going to sell them anyway , since he owns half the world's art works at this point . "
Conner looked very amused as Tim continued " And not only that but you've got the audacity to pretend you enjoy my company and to compliment my eyes , like Jesus . "
" Why are you so sure I was lying about that ? "
" Oh please who do you thi-"
Soft , oh so soft lips crashed against Tim's own before he could finish his phrase . As they did , he gasped in surprise , and Conner used that opportunity to slip his tongue into Tim's mouth , slowly , sinfully before falling back . And Tim hated to admit it but this was getting to him .
" Believe me now ? "
" What the actual FUCK , get away from me ! " Tim's hand suddenly free from Conner's telekinesis cracked against Conner's cheek .
" That was stupid . " Conner stated calmly as he watched Tim groan in pain " Lemme see how bad it is . "
" Get the fuck away from me you pervert . "
" Oh my god , stop playing the virgin Mary I can see your hard-on for fuck's sake . "
oh
shit
Tim blushed at that .
" Let me see . "
Tim shoved his hand in Conner's general direction as the other man took his palm in his own and looked at it .
" Right , okay , nothing serious , although you should probably get some ice on that . "
" You a fucking doctor now , too ? "
" Getting ice on an injury is pretty basic knowledge . " Conner once again loooked amused .
" Stop that . "
" What ? "
" That thing , where you smile like you've just saved the day , it's driving me insane . "
Suddenly , Tim was up against the wall again , one of Conner's hands next to his head and the other up his waist .
" Oh? I'm driving you insane ? How nice of you to let me know . " Conner smiled at him , again , Tim thought he was losing it .
" Where's that from ," Fifty Shades of Grey " ? "
" I can neither confirm nor deny . "
Despite himself Tim snickered at Conner's words .
" You know , you're real pretty when you laugh . "
oh
Was that supposed to make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside ? Because it did . Big time .
So Tim ... Tim may , have left out a teeny , tiny , insignificant moan at that . Maybe . It was a possibility that he did .
OK , he did .
As Conner caught on to it a sinister smile appeared on his face .
" Oh ? You into THAT ? Sweetheart you've come to the right place . "
Tim was once again certain , he was blushing like crazy as Conner leaned into him , his lips centimeters away from Tim's .
" May I ? "
Tim nodded before his mind could really take in what Conner was offering .
For the second time that night , warm , soft lips met his own but this time Tim let himself go and leaned into the touch that was being offered to him . This time the kiss lasted longer than a fraction of a second and it was broken with Conner biting Tim's lower lip ever so slighly , earning him another moan .
" There , wasn't that nice ? How about I- "
" I swear to god if you make a horrible sex joke , I'll jump off this rooftop ."
" Eh , I'll catch you anyway . "
Conner was beaming at the ingenuity of his own remark as Tim sighed .
" Right , sorry , um , is this fine ? "
Tim looked confused as Conner's hands reached for him and tugged him into a bridal carry .
" The fuck do you think you're doing ? "
Now Conner was looking confused .
" Um , taking you somehwere less ... not on top of an old roof ? "
Tim's expression was giving bombastic side-eye vibes .
" To what end , exactly ? "
" Sex ? "
oh
Alright , Tim had to handle this just right so as not to appear too easy , he had a reputation to uphold here .
" Yeah ok . "
NAILED IT !
As Conner took off holding Tim and the painting close to his chest ( Tim closer ) it begun to rain . Tim was about to have an aneyrusm over the * very * expensive art work which was about to get ruined only to realise the droplets weren't touching him or the painting .
" Don't worry about that , TTK the world's most handy dandy superpower has got you covered . "
" You're pretty reliable , huh ? "
" And I'm the one with the horrible pick-up lines ? Right ."
Tim laughed at that as he laid his head against Conner's chest , feeling warm , despite the cold weather .
Notes:
So yeah the next chapter is going to be absolutely filthy , really , you'll have to use some antiseptic before reading . Until then , have fun and please drop some o'those kudos if you enjoyed this .
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The balcony Conner flew to was spacious , there were chairs and a table in the middle as well as various pots of different shapes and sizes containing small plants .
" Didn't know you had a green thumb . "
" So much you don't know about me , Cardy . " Tim glared at him as Conner released his hold on his legs and waist and set him down gently .
" Okay , listen , "birdie" I could tolerate , "Cardy" ? No . "
" It's not that ba-"
" Fucking no , Conner . "
" Well if you'd done me the honor of giving me a name I wouldn't have to conjure up stupid nicknames . "
Tim was about to respond when Conner's watch did a whole-ass light show complete with "Material Girl" playing as he received a call .
Subtlety thy name was not Conner , apparently .
" Hi , Lex , what's up ? "
Lex Luthor , Material Girl
Huh
Tim could recognise the ... resemblance .
He could also recognise that the voice on the other side of the line was not very happy .
" Yes , I've got it , no I won't bring it to you right now . " Conner graced Tim with an apologetic smile as he walked around talking to his smartwatch while still holding the painting .
Lex responded something in an angry tone .
" When have I ever let you down ? That was one time , yes I'm sure I have it , YES it has a godamn sheep wearing a jacket on it I'm sure it's the right one . "
Yeah , Lady Shiva's works weren't ... traditional .
" I've got company , yes THAT kind of company . "
Tim could make out something about "pants" and "keeping it in" .
" I can keep it in my-what no NO you're not coming over to get it yourself , LEX NO . "
Lex screamed .
Conner responded , a bit calmer .
A bit .
" FINE , FINE I'LL BRING IT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING . YES , thank you goodbye , sweet dreams , tell Mercy I said " get better hair " bye . "
Conner hang up with a long sigh before looking at Tim .
" Lemme guess he's more likeable up close ? " Conner smiled as he opened the balcony door and ushered him inside .
" One could say that , but one would be a liar . " Conner closed the door behind them .
" Nice place . "
It was , the penthouse was large and very clean and organised ( which was weird , Conner didn't look like a control freak ) . There were big bookcases everywhere as well as a TV bigger than some people's living rooms . Behind Conner Tim could see a bar .
Probably shouldn't be a surprise but paintings were hanging from almost every wall . Tim spotted Klimt's "Kiss" , which had been stolen a few weeks ago .
" That was you ? "
" You know it , babe . "
" Please tell me that's not the original . "
" Of course not , Lex would have a stroke , it's just a reminder of a success . "
" Why do you stay with him if he's such an asshole ? "
Conner's smile was genuine as he sat Tim down on a very expensive looking couch and went behind the bar .
" It's a tad more complicated that that . He's my father . "
" Donor . "
" Still , he's treated me better that mister Big Blue . Um , would you like ice cubes with your juice ? "
" Juice ? "
" Yup , no alcohol on the premises , sorry sweetness , Lex insists . "
Tim chuckled at the nickname .
" What kind of juice are we talking here ? It better not be orange juice , I'm an expensive date . "
Conner smiled at him
" It's um " he made a show of looking at the bottle " Rasberry Delight , what do you take me for , a cheap-ass ? "
Tim chuckled again as he took out his phone .
" Lemme send a quick "I'm alive" text and I'll be with you . "
" The Wi-Fi's free . It's-"
" SupermanFsucks ? "
" Spot on , beatiful . "
Tim typed in a quick text to the group chat letting his family know he was alive but had lost the painting , Jason and Damian trolled him , while Dick wished him better luck next time .
As he was handed a glass filled with a red liquid , Tim noticed the painting he'd almost died trying to get balancing precariously on the edge of a table . Still , Conner didn't appear worried .
" Shouldn't you put that in a safe or something ? "
" Nah , who'd steal from me ? "
Tim sipped his drink as Conner sat next to him .
" I totally would . "
" You're welcome to try , how's your drink ? "
" It's pretty good , actually . "
" I'm glad . Don't you wanna take those off ? "
Conner pointed to Tim's ruined glider wings , well what was left of them anyway .
" It's kinda hard to do it on my own . '
Lies .
He could absolutely do it on his own .
Still , Tim had watched enough horribly-directed porn to know the importance of asking for a hand to do something you absolutely coulld do on your own .
" Good thing I'm right here , then . "
Conner leaned into his back as Tim described what he was suppossed to do .
" Oh , hold on lemme get the gloves off . "
A pair of gloves went flying and landed on the coffee table in front of them .
And with them off ...
Conner's hands were even hotter as he unbuckled Tim's wings and placed them on the couch .
" These look pretty beat-up . "
" Don't worry , Alfred's a genius , I'm sure he'll salvage them . "
" Okay , two things I'd like to point out . "
" Aha . "
" First of all , I have no idea who Alfred is . "
" Yeah , okay , that's fine . "
" Second , FUCK , these pants compliment you . "
" This is bulletproof cevlar . "
" Shaped like pants . "
" Technically true . "
Conner smiled at him as he got closer to tuck a stray lock of hair behind Tim's ear .
" Have I used the " nice eyes " card already ? "
" I'm afraid so . "
" Well then , you are gonna have to give me more to work with here . "
" More of what ? "
" More of you , gorgeous . "
Now , Tim wasn't into nicknames ( he was the kind of person to always scoff at characters who called their crushes " love " or " darling " in movies or books ) but when Conner said them in that tone of absoluete sweetness of his .
Tim was very much into that .
" You're real eloquent when you want . "
" I aim to please , shall we ? "
Conner pointed to his left , to where his bedroom probably was .
" If I say yes do I get the Disney Princess carry ? "
Conner giggled .
" I still don't know your name , bur sure . "
" I'm sorry about that , I just can't . "
" I know , I get it , chill . "
And he was being carried again .
" I'll just bombard you with horrible nicknames until you relent . Okay , kitten-whiskers ? "
Tim looked into amused blue eyes .
" Was that a goddamn Shrek reference ? "
" Absolutely , babe . "
" Keep that up and I'll be out the window . "
" Mmm , promises promises , oh , here we are . "
Conner dropped Tim on a huge bed with a soft blue comforter on it . Tim looked around , the room was large and felt lived-in . There were Star Wars posters on the walls of the first six movies , there was also a desk overflowing with files and even more bookcases filled to the brim .
" I gotta say , I didn't take you for a bookworm or a Star Wars fan . "
" Life's full of surprises , precious , wanna take anything off ? "
Tim smiled as he took of his boots and placed them next to the desk , then he removed his socks and-
" Hey , how come I'm the only one stripping here ? "
" My mistake , angel . " Conner removed his shirt with a practised motion and threw it on his desk .
okay , okay , okay
OKAY
relax
Sure , the guy right next to him was sculpted like a goddamn Greek god and that affected Tim in various ways but he had to keep calm he couldn't let Conner know he was down THAT bad .
" You'll run out of nicknames before the night's done . "
There , Tim was the master of gaslighting , Conner would neve-
Connner scratched the back of his head with his right hand , the action making his muscles ripple while also exposing his armpit hair to Tim's *ahem* waiting eyes .
Tim fucking moaned .
Conner's smile was diabolical .
" No need to worry about that , I've " Conner removed his shoes and pants , now too " got you covered . "
YEAH , with thighs like those , Tim could absolutely believe that .
" Oh yeah ? You seem pretty confident . "
" I am pretty confident . " Conner moved closer , so close , Tim would swear he could feel the heat radiate off of him .
" Heard that before . "
" Lemme prove it , then . "
Tim would respond saying something sassy and sophisticated no doubt , that is if he wasn't suddenly being kissed by hungry lips .
Conner picked him up like he waited nothing and removed his pants and underwear in one swift motion .
Tim was about to protest when Conner's underwear , too , joined the pile of discarded clothing .
Right
Tim was fucked
Irrevocably
That was ... large , to say the least .
" Oh ? Like what , you see , baby-boy ? "
" I'm not fucking answering that . "
Conner giggled at him .
" Suit yourself . "
He was kissing him , again , in that painfully slow way of his that made Tim hot all over . Then he bit down , earning a soft moan in response .
" If you don't wanna talk " Conner's hands held Tim's own down and so did his legs , which he placed on either side of Tim's core before leaning down , boxing him in " I supposse I'll have no choice but to rip it from you . "
The ghost of a touch danced along Tim's thighs , the ghost of a very hot touch .
" Talk is cheap , clone-boy I-"
" Don't call me that . "
A sudden shift and Conner was no longer on top of him , Tim blinked .
" Wha-"
" Don't call me that , I hate it when people call me- I hate it when people remind me . "
Conner looked really upset as Tim looked at him in surprise .
" Remind you ? "
" That I'm a clone , a copy of ... him . Like I'm not my own person , like , like I dunno-"
" You're a replacement ? " Memories of the nickname came flooding in , the way Jason would say it in his face , knowing it hurt tim .
Conner sighed .
" Yeah . "
" I'm sorry . "
" Don't be , not your fault , I'm a bit touchy . "
" That's fine , did I uh kill the mood ? "
Conner grinned at him .
" With legs like those ? Nah , baby , the mood's just fine . "
So Conner was on him again , pushing him down with all his weight without ever hurting him as soft kisses were placed on his cheek and neck . Suddenly , Tim was on his back as strong hands held him still .
Then Conner's hands moved to Tim's thighs , caressing them in a steady and relaxed rhythm as Conner slid between Tim's legs , his length poking at Tim's entrance .
" Slow down , Romeo , that ain't going there yet . "
" Yeah , I know , relax , I'll take real good care of you , promise . "
With that Conner's face was gone from Tim's field of vision and a hot breath was suddenly on his thighs .
Conner placed a chaste kiss on Tim's left thigh before biting into the soft skin .
Tim moaned and he continued to do so as Conner's teeth found their way to his other thigh , repeating the same procedure .
" Sensitive , huh ? "
Tim nodded .
" Okay , I'll " Conner's fingers ended up on either side of Tim's entrance barely touching him as they moved in slow circles " go ahead now . "
" What , no pet name ? I'm offended . "
Conner snickered at him
" Apologies , angel , may I ? "
" Go right , ahead , hunk . "
Conner smiled at him .
" Hunk ? "
" I'm trying . "
" It's appreciated . "
Without any further ado , Conner materialised a little plastic bottle out of nowhere before looking at its label .
" You're not allergic to uh 98% water , are you ? "
Tim giggled .
" Nope . "
" Okay , um , this is strawberry . "
" Right . "
" Thought you should know . " Conner gave him a charming smile , but made no further move to ... advance things .
" Conner . "
" Yeah , sorry . It's just um you're really pretty , okay ? "
Tim snorted , the half-kryptonian Adonis on top of him thought he was " really pretty " , that ... that was nice .
" You keep saying that ."
" It's true . "
" Sure it is , go . "
Two lube-coated fingers snaked their way to Tim's hole , before slowly entering , making sure not to hurt him . Conner moved them in scissoring motions earning soft sighs with each one .
" Tell me if it gets uncomfortable . "
" I will . "
Only it didn't , despite his size , Conner was gentle and sweet , checking Tim's reaction to everything he did . Honestly , it was ... touching .
Another finger was added and Tim could feel himself slowly opening up under Conner's ministrations .
Conner leaned in to place a quick kiss on Tim's cheek making him moan .
" Aw , like that , honey ? "
Tim nodded .
" Right , how about some more ? "
He didn't need to answer as Conner captured his lips in a heated kiss and Tim let himself go as his mouth was absolutely ravished .
Conner stopped kissing him and fell back on his legs .
" Fuck , baby , you look so hot right now . "
" Do you know what would make me look so much hotter ? "
Conner nodded , siganling he didn't .
" If you put this " Tim's hand reached Conner's length and gave a slow stroke " in me . "
" You sure ? I don't wanna hurt you . "
" I don't wanna hurt me either , trust me , you can go in . "
" Whatever you say , doll . "
" Doll ? "
" Listen , I'm running short on names here , it was either that or pulchritudinous , okay ? "
" Pulchritudinous is sexy as fuck , though . "
Conner grinned at him .
" Noted , for future use . "
Tim broke down laughing . Conner was about to begin when Tim raised a hand .
" Aren't you forgetting one teeny tiny , but ever so important detail ? "
Conner blinked at him .
" Um , I did tell you , you're beautiful , right ? "
" Yup."
" In that case , I have no idea what you're talking about , help me out a bit ? "
" Sure , it starts with a "c" and it ends with an "ondom" , ring a bell ? "
Conner let out a relieved sigh .
" Oh , yeah sorry , it's just that uh I don't really need ... that . "
" Conner no one "needs" it , but it's better for bo-"
" No , I mean actively , I don't , I'm immune to every disease in the world . "
" Every one ? "
Tim couldn't possibly miss the way Conner's expression changed to absolute pride and his chest puffed up just a tiny bit more .
" Yup . "
" So , like ... "
" This is completely safe , even without a condom , really , but hey if you want I can fly to a convenience store or something . "
Tim thought he was joking at first but Conner's expression was honest as he looked at him .
" No , it's fine , also kinda kinky , go ahead . "
Conner took Tim's hand into his own and placed a soft kiss on it as Tim blushed .
Conner pushed in ever so carefully , barely an inch as Tim sucked in a quick breath .
" This okay ? "
Tim nodded .
" Right , more ? "
Tim smiled at him .
" Whenever you're ready , gorgeous . "
" Wasn't I suppossed to use nicknames ? "
" I got jealous . "
In lieu of an answer , Conner went even deeper as Tim moaned under him . Slowly , making sure he wasn't hurting him , Conner pushed in more .
Suddenly , Tim's lips were being kissed with fervor as two strong hand were lifting him up , Tim grinned into the kiss .
" Can I try something ? "
" Sure . "
And so , Tim was pushed against the wall , as Conner held him up and pushed into him slowly and a cadre dug into his shoulder .
" You're fucking beautiful , baby , I could just " another kiss , this one even more passionate than the last ripped a very vocal reaction from Tim " eat you up . "
" No one's stopping you . "
Conner grinned again , that cocky , predatory smile that made Tim weak in the knees . And he pushed in more .
Tim could feel the burning sensation in his core as he did .
That was ... a lot .
" Conner ? "
" Sugar ? "
Okay , the nicknames were getting to him but COME ON .
" Ignoring THAT , slow down a bit ? "
" Oh , sorry , am I going too fast ? " Conner's expression was solemn as he looked at Tim .
" Nah , it's just , I wanna ... enjoy myself ."
That grin , that toothy grin again , it was like Conner knew what it did to him .
" That's the point . "
Conner's movements slowed down as he lifted Tim up again and moved him to the bed , placing him down softly as if he were made of porcelaine . Conner dropped himself on Tim , placing one hand on either side of his head and pushing his legs apart with his own before sliding back in .
The blue eyes that gazed into his own were filled with excitement as Tim moaned .
" That was a nice sound , angel . "
Yeah so apparently , Conner liked " angel " the most , out of all the nicknames he'd gone through given how much he used it . Tim smiled at him .
" Am I taking almost all of it ? Please tell me I am . It certainly feels like it . "
Conner giggled .
" Almost , babe , chill we aren't in a hurry or anything . "
Tim looked at him .
" Easy for you to say , you're getting yours wet . "
Conner blinked in surprise before he understood .
" Oh , sorry I'm a real asshat , huh ? "
His hands moved to Tim's length giving it a squeeze before opting for a slow stroking rhythm .
" Nah , just ugh , just keep doing tha- fuck you're good at that . "
" It's a skill . "
Was that suppossed to make him feel ... hot inside ? It did .
Tim blushed .
Conner pushed in one final time earning a soft whine in return .
" There , took it all , félicitations . " Tim chuckled at Conner's french accent .
Not that it was bad or anything , it was just ... unexpected .
" Didn't know you spoke French . "
" Told you , angel , many things you don't know about me . "
Tim wrapped his arms around Conner's neck , pulling him in for a kiss as blue eyes looked at him .
" We're fixing that , okay ? "
" Okay . Can I give you the best orgasm of your life first ? "
Tim chuckled .
" Ambitious , feel free to try . "
Conner leaned in to place a kiss on Tim's mouth before biting , ever so slightly on his lower lip . Tim moaned .
" Hold on . "
Tim blinked .
" Wha-"
Suddenly , Conner was thrusting into him , his hips a blur as Tim felt his entire body burning up .
And it was all so ... fast .
Like before one thrust was done another already took its place .
Like ...
" Superspeed , nice , right ? "
Tim fucking mewled as he was pushed down on the bed , his legs ending up on either side of a kneeling Conner's head on his shoulders . His body spasmed and between his legs ...
" I'll take that as a yes . "
Conner's movements shook his body and the bed under them , on the nightstand a book plummeted to the floor with a soft thud . But Tim couldn't find it in him to care , not when Conner was placing soft kisses on the thigh of the leg that was resting on his left shoulder .
Tim saw white .
" Do -fuck- do that again . "
Conner's face lit up with mischief .
" Magic word ? "
Tim rolled his eyes so hard his head hurt .
" Now ? " Tim looked at Conner's eyes and gave a loud sigh " pretty please ? "
Conner chuckled .
" A for effort . "
" Do it then . " Conner smiled at him .
And he did , licking a slow trail on Tim's skin before biting into it making him jump in surprise .
" Conner , con- oh , I'm mmm it's , I'm clo-" Conner's hands cupped Tim's face , caressing his cheeks as Tim blushed a rich crimson .
" Shh , I know , angel , I know , me too , let's see here ... "
Tim's hand were pinned above his head by an invisible force while Conner fell back to inspect his work .
" You look absolutely ravishing , angel . "
And like , Tim was into nicknames , yes , but that ? That tone of silky sweetness accompanied by Conner's expression and the way sweat trickled down his abs and those goddamn cerulean blue eyes ...
They were driving him insane .
As was the fact that Conner was no longer touching him , his hands now hanging uselessly on his sides as he observed Tim .
" Conner , please , I ugh I wa-"
" What do you want , gorgeous ? "
" Touch me . "
He didn't need to ask twice , Conner was on him in an instant , caressing his cheek and tucking stray curls away from his eyes as he kissed him like a man obsessed .
And Tim ... let himself go .
" Conne- oh Conner I'm mmm-"
" Almost there , beautiful ? "
" So-so close . "
" Well , what are you waiting for then " a violent thrust knocked the air out of him , pushing him over the edge " cum for me , angel . "
Tim did , at the nickname , alone and as his orgasm was ripped from him , the look on Conner's eyes made him blush .
It was fucking unholy .
" Fuck , baby , that was so hot I " Conner's words were interrupted by a loud gasp as he pushed into Tim one final time and Tim's body was engulfed by an impossible heat .
Conner collapsed on top of him , panting as Tim caught his breath .
Tim used one hand to wipe away the sweat running down his forehead and the other to ruffle Conner's hair . Conner got off and slid right next to him letting out a loud sigh as his back met the bed .
" Pretty good stuff , huh ? "
Tim giggled at his tone .
" You could say that , you got a shower in this super-luxurious house or does Lex insist you use the garden hose ? "
Conner chuckled as he got up .
" I've got the best bathroom you've ever seen , gorgeous . "
" Take me there , you flatterer . "
" Right away , angel . "
Conner tried to grab him by the waist when Tim moved .
" No I didn't mean , like , you don't need to carry me . "
" Yeah I know , I want to . "
" Oh . "
" Can I ? "
" Sure . "
So Tim found himself in a bridal carry for the second time that night , which was ... unexpected but certainly not unwelcome . However , in this position , a certain ... part of Tim's body which was currently rather ... wet was placed in such a wa-
There was cum drippping out of his ass .
There , he said it .
" I'll get *ahem* bodily fluids on your nice floor . "
Conner smiled .
" No biggie , my trusty LexCorp robot vacum will take care of that . "
Out of the corner of his eye Tim spotted a black robot vacum with a party hat on it sliding their way .
" See ? Meet Veronica , Veronica I'd introduce you but someone still hasn't given me a name . " Tim glared at him ever so slightly before turning to look at the vacum ( and its adorable party hat ) .
" You named your vacum ... Veronica ? "
" Naturally . "
" Okay , Veronica , I'm so sorry for the mess you'll be cleaning up , it's his fault , anyway . "
" For not wearing a condom ?"
" For cumming bucketloads , like Jesus . "
" Kryptonian anatomy , babe , nothing I can do . "
" Right , the least you could do after embarassing me in front of Veronica is get me to the bathroom . "
" At once , bye Veronica , thanks . "
Conner carried him to a large ( everything in this house was large , pun absolutely intended ) with light blue walls a shower , a white washbasin and a bathtub . Even on these walls there were paintings and yes , Tim could appreciate the irony of a copy of " The Scream " across the shower .
" Okay , beautiful , shower or bathtub ? "
" Bathtub sounds nice , but , I just wanna get clean fast so ... "
" Shower . "
" Yup . "
Conner set him down .
" Right , after you . "
Tim raised a hand to cup Conner's cheek as blue eyes looked at him with "interest" written all over them .
" Forever the gentleman . "
" I try . "
" Get in here . "
Conner did , and Tim was surprised to note the shower fit them both easily .
" Okay , let's see , "Endless Freshness" or "Flower Power" actually that second one sounds fruity as fuck , so we'll go with-"
" Flower Power . "
" Dude , no , come on please ? "
" Flower Power , big guy , sorry . "
Conner grinned .
" Fine , fine and for our hair , I've got L'Oreal Paris . "
" Because as I've mentioned , we deserve it ? "
" Exactly . "
Conner turned on the water making Tim jump as the stream hit him on the head .
" Dude , cold , Jesus , how do you wash like this ? "
" I don't really feel it . "
" 'course you don't you goddamn brickhouse , but I do . "
Conner fixed the temperature .
" Better ? "
" Yeah , thanks . "
Tim was handed the body wash while Conner took the other bottle in his hands .
" You do body , I do hair , okay ? "
Tim was absolutely sure Conner gave him body for a reason but still , he smiled and nodded .
Pouring a generous amount on his palm Tim placed his hands on Conner's chest and begun lathering gently . The hard muscles underneath his fingers were seemingly radiating wirh heat as he did .
Conner's hands moved to Tim's hair , massaging his scalp in slow circles .
Tim moved to Conner's arms , his hands dancing along toned biceps , he suspected Conner was flexing just for the fun of it . Then Tim moved lower , to Conner's abdomen and YEAH Conner was flexing the fuck out of everything , like Tim hadn't been impressed already .
Tim's hand's stopped just below Conner's belly button .
" I ain't cleaning that . "
" Aw , why not ? "
Conner's tone was filled with gentle curiosity .
" Because , I'm feeling like an underpaid actor in a bad porno already , also stop flexing , you'll pull a muscle . "
Signaling his point , Tim playfully slapped Conner's abs , only to feel like he'd punched a stone wall .
Fuck , that was hot .
" Flexing ? Never heard of it . " Conner's smirk made Tim glare at him " Your other point made more sense , how about this , you do my back and I do my front ? And to thank you for your kind services , I'll offer you some kick-ass dinner . "
" Hm , a nice offer , sure , but you're carrying me to dinner . "
" Of course . "
" Right , turn around . "
" At least take me on a date first , Jesus . "
Tim giggled as Conner turned around and got to washing his ... you know .
And Tim focused on that back .
That GLORIOUS back . He tried to do it fast , to not get too distracted by those big,strong,ha-
Yeah , not very easy .
" Done here , how you doin' back there ? "
Now , "drooling over you" wasn't an answer Tim wanted to give so he opted for a quick but efficient : " Almost . "
" Right , lemme do yours . "
Tim was about to ask how the heck Conner would " do " his if he was facing the other way when droplets of bodywash lifted themselves from the bottle and started lathering his body .
Telekinesis , huh ?
Tim was almost done , so he slid down Conner's waist reaching just above his a-
" S'okay , I can do that myself . "
Conner turned around to look at him as his TTK continued to apply the bodywash everywhere ( giving extra attention to certain places , Tim suspected ) .
" I just feel useless now . "
" Nah , babe , you ... improve the ambience . "
" Wow , really ? Thanks , house plant goals . "
Conner let out a low chuckle as Tim smiled at him .
" Well , if you HAVE to do something , you can do my hair . "
" Your TTwhatsitsname can probably do it better than I can . "
" True , but " Conner booped a finger on Tim's nose " you're hotter . "
" Good point , okay . "
Conner handed him the bottle and Tim apllied a good amount to his hand when he realised a small problem .
" I can't reach well , move your head a bit . "
" Or , we could , do something else . "
" What ? "
" Do you trust me ? "
Tim thought for just a moment before he answered .
" Sure . "
Conner smiled .
A strange sensation danced along Tim's feet and suddenly his eyes and Conner's were on the same level .
Tim looked down only to see he was floating (???) a few inches off the ground .
" Or you could've just moved your head a bit . "
" Boring . "
" Yeah , ok stand still . "
Conner did , and Tim had his hair nice and clean in a minute .
" Want a mohawk ? "
Conner smiled .
" And a hairstylist on top of everything else , please go right ahead . "
Tim shaped his hair like a messy mohawk , which collapsed with a wet plop making Conner laugh at him .
" I'm trying . "
" I know . "
" It's hopeless , your hair's just as unruly as you are . "
Suddenly , Conner was kissing him again . Tim smiled into the kiss .
" What was that for ? "
" Nothing , just thought I should since I could . "
" Mmm , don't leave the shampoo on for too long , we'll get dandruff . "
" That's just a myth , sweetness . "
" I'd rather not risk it , thank you . "
" Understandable . "
Conner turned on the water but used his TTK to direct it . In about a minute he had washed evrything off . Then , the water left on their skin and hair lifted itself before falling down the drain .
And just like that , they were clean and dry .
" I'll need to borrow some clothes . "
" Be my guest , angel . "
Tim stepped outside the shower , cringing slightly as the cold bathroom floor came in contact with his bare feet .
" You coming ? "
" Sure , I'm just ... admiring . "
Conner shot him a cocky grin , Tim chuckled .
" Right , you'll have to come along to do that . "
With that , Tim walked out of the bathroom as heavy footseps followed in his trail .
" Where do you keep your clothes ? "
Tim blushed as he turned around to look at Conner , who was walking his way .
To be more accurate , Tim blushed at a certain ... back-and-forth motion between Conner's thighs .
" On your left . "
A drawer slid open revealing a vast collection of shirts and underwear ( was vast a weird adjective to use for underwear ? Tim thought it was but like , that was a LOT of underwear .
" How many shirts do you go through ? "
" More than I like to admit , pick any one you want , babe . "
Tim smiled , most of them were standard Superman-symbol T-shirts you could find in almost any store , in almost every color . There was even one inspired by a Pride flag .
Tim opted for a pair of boxers and a black T-shirt with the Superman symbol on it , in red .
Like the one , Conner was wearing earlier today .
Tim slipped it on , only to realise that it was too big ( like obviously , Conner was taller than him and much broader ) so it almost reached his knees .
" Wow , ok a) fucking hot , b) please steal more of my clothes . " Tim giggled at Conner's awe-struck expression as the other man slipped on his own T-shirt .
Tim was rather disappointed he wouldn't be seeing any of THAT any more but , hey , he still had Conner's thunder thighs to drool at . And his handsome face . And his blue ey-
" Dinner ? "
" Please . "
" Okay . I promised to carry you to this I think . "
" So you did . "
" Well then , man of my word . "
Conner grabbed him gently and placed him against his chest , Tim sighed at the sudden change .
" What are we eating ? "
" Marry-me-chicken . "
" Really , now , what an ... interesting choice . "
" It's all I got , sorry . "
Tim was gently placed on a bar stool as Conner went to the fridge , took out a container , filled two plates and put one in the microwave . Then , he returned the container to the fridge .
" Might I interest you in some "Rasberry Delight" ? "
" Certainly . "
Conner handed him a wine glass , which Tim smiled at before filling it with the red liquid . He also filled Conner's glass for him .
A beeping sound made Conner rush to the microwave , a second later , a plate of marry-me-chicken was placed in front of Tim .
" Eat up . "
Tim would , it smelled so good but he did have manners .
" I'm waiting for you . "
" Suit yourself . "
Two minutes later Conner sat oppossite to him , plate in hand .
Tim raised his glass , Conner mimicked him .
" To new friends . "
" And good sex ? "
" Sure . "
The soft clink of their glasses was followed by sounds of cutting and eating .
" This is pretty good . "
" I'll be sure to let the che- oh wait that's me " Conner smiled " Thank you , I try . "
" So , you cook , too ?"
" Aha . "
" Right , okay perfect boyfriend , all that's missing is a dog . "
" I have a dog . Name's Krypto , really good boy . "
" Fuck , you're just perfect , huh ? "
Conner swallowed his bite as Tim waved his fork around .
" Well , that depends on who you ask . For example Big blue-"
" Was a bit of an asshole to you ? "
" A bit ? Nah . He was a gigantic asshole to me . "
Tim smiled .
" And Lex ?"
" Lex is difficult , sure , but he took me in when I had nothing I'm grateful for that and I owe him . "
" Conner , he's taking advantage of you . He's making you steal for him . "
" Isn't that what your family does to you , too ? Not to mention they'd have left you to die today ."
Tim dropped his fork . Conner blushed slightly .
" Sorry , angel , not my place to judge you ... or them . "
" It's fine , I'm judging you , aren't I ? "
" Guess you are . "
" All I'm trying to say is this : You don't need to put up with Luthor , just because Superman's too much of an asshole to not see how great a guy you are , okay ? "
" I don't really think there's a better option available . "
" Sure there is , he's looking at you . "
Conner blinked .
" Wha-"
" Come with me , I wanna help you . "
Conner blinked again .
" Doesn't Batdaddy hate metas ? "
" I mean , yes and my siblings can be real assholes on top of that but , at least you'd have decent company . "
" That being you , sugar ? "
" Yup . "
" I can't just get up and leave , babe , I got a life here . "
" Pack it up and let's go . "
Conner giggled at him .
" Okay , first of all I can't pack up my 600something books and go , second I don't even know your name . "
" So you don't trust me ? "
" I mean , given just how much Batdaddy loves kryptonite , can you blame me ? "
" No , ok good point . "
" I get it if you still don't wa-"
" Tim . "
" Tim ? "
" Well , Timothy but call me that and you're dead . "
" That's ... a nice name . "
" It's not but thanks . "
Conner smiled at him , Tim smiled back .
" All done , angel ? "
Tim nodded and Conner took away his plate .
" You don't need to call me nicknames anymore , you know my name now . "
" The day I stop calling you "angel" is the day I die , okay , angel ? "
Tim giggled at him .
" Okay . "
" I've got some spare toothbrushes if you wanna brush your teeth , babe . "
" Thanks , don't you need help with that ? "
" I think I can handle it . "
Tim got off the stool and moved closer to him , placing a kiss on his cheek , Conner beamed at him .
" I'll go do my teeth now . "
" Right . "
By the time Tim was done brushing Conner was walking his way .
" So , I was thinking , movie ? "
" I kinda need to go at some point . "
" Nonsense , at this time ? You're spending the night , okay ? "
" Conner , you really don't need to-"
" I know , I know , I want to though , so be a dear and let me ? "
" Sure . "
" Please tell me you like Star Wars . "
" Love it . "
" God , babe , you're getting better and better . "
" Yeah , thanks , we're watching " Revenge of the Sith" I presume ? "
" As any self-respecting fan surely would . "
" Okay , brush your teeth , I'll go set it up . "
" It's in the-"
" Star Wars themed DVD case ? Yeah , I suspected . "
" You're real smart . "
" Totally , get your teeth clean , I wanna feel fresh when you kiss me . "
Conner giggled as Tim turned around and walked away .
Tim set it up , it was really easy , so he sent a text to the family group chat informing everyone he'd spend the night elsewhere .
Jason and Damian trolled him again , Dick told him to take care , Stephanie sent a "are you feeling it now , mr Crabs?" meme and Bruce just said "ok." , Tim placed the phone next to him as Conner appeared again and handed him a water bottle .
" Fiji water ? "
" Never leave the house without it . "
" Right , thanks , we watching this ? "
" Only if I get to cuddle you and whisper memes into your ear . "
" I'd say there's a very sgnificant chance of that happening . "
" Good . "
Tim clicked "play" and layed against Conner's chest which was like a body pillow by the way 10/10 he would reccomend . Conner placed a soft kiss on the top of his head as the movie began and they both got comfortable on the bed .
" Thanks . "
" For what ? "
" Well , saving my life for one , offering me some kick-ass marry me chicken , clothes , a bath , love and affection and-"
" Good sex ? "
" The best , pretty boy . "
" My pleasure , angel , now shush , Dooku is about to say the line . "
They both looked at the screen as Christopher Lee was about to speak the line .
Naturally , they said it with him .
" Twice the pride , double the fall . "
They both giggled at each other and Tim closed his eyes feeling sated and safe and weirdly ... happy .
He looked at Conner , who was however far too captivated by the lightsaber duel going on to look at him .
Tim smiled and went back to watching the movie .
*several hours later , timeskip or something , you get the idea*
Tim woke up to a heavy arm thrown over his chest .
Right , Conner was a hugger , what a surprise . Tim carefully lifted the arm off of him and got up , a loud yawn escaping him as he walked to where he'd discarded his clothes the previous night . He picked up his clothes and folded them into a neat pile before placing his boots on top . Then , he went to the living room and picked up his ruined glider wings .
They looked more like a mess that they had when Conner removed them .
Tim's eyes moved to the gloves on the table , the gloves Conner had removed before helping him . And from there ...
His gaze landed on the painting . Still balancing precariously on the table .
And Tim hated himself but for a moment he considered just ... taking it .
But he couldn't do that .
So he put on his socks and his boots and looked around for a pen .
Finding one , Tim wrote Conner a small note .
GoodMorning , handsome
Sorry gottarun
Thanks for the food , the bath and everything
Talk to you soon XOXO
Did people even say XOXO anymore ? He'd have to ask Stephanie .
Then Tim wrote down his phone number . Looking himself at the mirror and realising he didn't have any kind of pants or shorts on Tim returned to the bedroom where he rummagged through Conner's clothes shamelessly before choosing what he hoped was the least expensive and oldest pair of pants he possessed . Putting those on , Tim spared Conner a glance .
He looked absolutely peaceful as he slept , his hair forming a little crown around his head as it flew every which way . Tim smiled as Conner changed side , reminding him of a grumpy cat .
" Thanks , for everything . "
And just for the dramatics , Tim blew a kiss his way before exiting the room .
He made sure to add a " P.S. I stole some pants , sorry (: " on the note before making sure he had all his things on him and opening the door , as he exited the appartment the painting was in his field of vision again , like it was taunting him or something and Tim spent more time than he would've liked to admit looking at it .
Jason or Damian would absolutely have taken it and ran , Stephanie would still be sleeping , Dick would have made Conner breakfast before taking the painting at least and Bruce ...
Probably wouldn't take it .
So closing the door behind him Tim was sure he made the right choice .
In his bedroom , Conner heard the door close and smiled into his pillow .
" Knew you were a good one , angel ."
Notes:
And FIN , thank you so much for reading this , I might even put out a sequel one day , WHO KNOWS , kudos and comments ignite my will to live ( a bit dramatic I'll admit ) so drop some of those if you feel like it , thank you come again .
Chapter Text
Walking into Wayne Manor and nearly dropping his ruined glider wings during the process of unlocking the front door Tim was greeted by an uncanny silence .
Of course , he knew better than to actually believe no one was around .
Because-
"Oh , replacement , where you beeeeen ?"
Yeah , that .
"Good morning to you too, Jason , none of your business ."
Jason graced him with a tiny pout before turning on his heels but not before adding :
"Nice shirt , didn't know you were a fan . Although , I think you got it like three sizes too big ."
Tim cursed whatever cruel twist of fate decided his -that being Conner's- shirt had to be so large on him , it was practically draped over him like a cloak , almost reaching his knees .
And how could it not be , when its owner was so tall and muscular and large and bro-
No , bad brain , stop .
Tim straightened up and looked at Jason , hoping his expression concealed his embarassment .
"I like buggy clothes ."
"Sure you do , replacement , I know that shirt's not yours though ."
Tim was shook but he didn't let it show .
"Oh yeah , how do you know that ?"
In lieu of an answer , Jason moved his right hand to his neck and made a sucking sound .
Tim grew a very rich crimson .
Damn Conner and his devilish lips .
"That's a uh rush , I um , I'm allergic to uh fish ."
Tim slapped himself over the head internally as he remembered he and Jason had ordered sushi last week .
"Yeah and I'm allergic to bullshit . At least tell him to be more discreet next time , what are you , seventeen and what is he , a vampire ?"
"How do you know its a he , anyway ?"
"Well , first of all the shirt is too big and WAIT those pants are too big , too , wow , you robbed the dude blind , did you take his silver spoons , too ?"
Tim snorted .
"Also , you're like really gay , no hate or anything just statin' facts ."
"Jason , I'm bi ."
"Yeah , but like only for Jennifer Aniston and Ursula from the Little Mermaid , that's where your heterosexuality ends ."
Tim was about to interject ... something , but Jason continued .
"Also , Bruce may , theoretically , rhetorically , probably , just saying it's a chance , tracked your phone ."
Tim's ears went red .
"He wouldn't dare ."
"He got scared , dude , you were supposed to check in an hour before you actually did , so we kinda activated the bug ."
Tim's entire face went red .
"So you heard ."
"We did ."
"Who's we , Jason ?"
"Everyone ."
"Even Alfred ?"
"Yup , sorry ."
"What did you hear , please tell me it wasn't-"
"Anything kinky ? No , he just said something about how nice your eyes were or something and you said something and then he did and we decided you were safe so we turned it off ."
"Right , okay , I can live with that ."
"Good , because the Boss would like a word ."
Jason used his thumb to point to the big,wooden doors of Bruce's office .
Tim sighed .
"I'll go talk to him , then ."
"Good ."
"Bye Jason ." Tim walked past his brother before turning around and shoving his glider wings in Jason's hands "Be a dear and take these to Alfred for me , dah ?"
Jason smiled at him .
"You're lucky I'm the bigger person ."
"You're the biggest , Jay , thanks ."
"Piece of advice ?"
"Sure ."
"Cover your *ahem* rash , it's pretty visible ."
"I probably sho-"
"Jason , is that Timothy ? Tell him to come in right now ."
Tim and Jason both turned to look at the wooden door .
"Well , there you go , good luck , you'll need it ."
Jason smiled before walking away with Tim's wings still in his hands .
"Right ."
As Tim was about to step through the door , his phone's screen lit up .
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Hi angel , wasn't my heart enough ?
Tim smiled as he put together a response .
Whatever do you mean , stranger ?
Oh , stranger ? Sorry , isn't this a guy with endless legs , bright blue eyes , my jeans and shirt and the sweetest smile known to man ?
No , this is Patrick .
Tim knocked and the door opened before he could even retract his arm .
There was Bruce in all his undeniable glory , tall and broad and imposing and okay angry as fuck . His eyes quickly travelled up Conner's shirt and pants , Tim's ruffled hair and the ... marks on his neck .
"Sit ."
Tim did , no questions asked .
"How would you rate last night's mission ?"
Okay , Tim frowned and he hoped it was visible because COME ON , how could he rate it ?
Last night was a disaster mission-wise but HEY , Tim had the best sex of his life so ... win ?
"It was interesting ."
Bruce frowned .
"I see ."
"Bruce , cut the crap , I lost a painting , this has happened a grand total of one other time , don't act like this is the end for us all , we're like filthy rich ."
"I am aware ."
Tim felt a little blood vessel starting to pop on his temple .
"In that case I'll ju-" Tim stood up .
"Sit back down , this instant Timothy ."
Ouch , full name , dirty trick , Tim sat back down .
"I'm much more concerned about the nature of your ... accquaintance ."
And because the cosmos fucking hated Tim's guts , at that very moment , Conner responded to his text .
Bruce's eyes lit up .
"Is that him ?"
Tim frowned his most visible frown Bruce's way .
"That's none of your business ."
"Of course it is , I'm your father ."
Tim's jaw dropped ever so slightly but he recovered fast .
"And I'm a responsible adult , if I wanna talk to someone I will ."
Bruce sighed .
"I simply ... don't want you to get hurt , the world is a dangerous phase ."
"Bruce , come on you're not Mother Gothel and I'm not Rapunzel , the "world is cruel" speech won't work , stop trying to gaslight me ."
Bruce smiled at him .
"He's a meta , isn't he ?"
"He's also a great guy , but I guess that's unimportant to you ."
"On the contrary , I'm very interested , start talking ."
Tim blinked .
"You think I'm prejudiced against him because he's a meta , well then , tell me more about him so I'm not , won't you ?"
Tim fucking hated it when Bruce backed him into a corner .
"Unless of course , that's all there is to him ."
"It's not ."
"I'm listening , then ."
"Fine , FINE , his name is Conner and he's-"
"Conner ? As of Conner Luthor , as of Lex Luthor's son ?"
"I can neither confirm nor den-"
"Timothy , Luthor is a very dangerous man ."
Tim let out an exasperated sigh .
"I know , Bruce , but I-"
"I don't think you do ,Timothy , he-"
"Well I'm nor sleeping with him , though , I'm sleeping with his son so if you could just ... calm down ."
Bruce's eyes grew impossibly wide .
"Sleeping ? You , he , you mean that-"
"We had sex , YES ,wasn't it obvious when you eavesdropped through my phone ? Also , not cool , don't do that again ."
Bruce face-palmed .
"We were worried , please tell me you at least ... used protection ."
"That's it , I'm done , not another word , no , nothing , nada , I have a life outside our little Ocean's Eleven thing if you can't repsect my boundaries I'm outta here ."
"Timothy , please , I just ... don't want you to be with someone undeserving of you ."
Tim opened his mouth but nothing came out .
"You're a brilliant young man and you deserve someone good ."
"He is good ."
Bruce smiled .
"You certainly appear to be fond of him ."
"Yeah because he's nice and kind and considerate and a gentleman and he's a great cook and I like him very much so you better not mess it up for me , okay ? I'm serious if you and I'M TALKING TO ALL OF YOU EAVESDROPPING THROUGH THE DOOR "Tim heard Stephanie and Dick gasp in surprise as Jason laughed and Damian made little disappointed noises" approaches him within a one-hundred metre radius , I'll bury you ."
Bruce got up and Tim mimicked his movements .
"We are having breakfast now " Bruce opened the door revealing three very interested-looking batchildren and Damian " Tim , I won't tell you what to share with your siblings , I trust you can decide yourself ."
"Right ."
Damian walked away the moment the door opened and so did Jason .
Which made sense , Jason had gotten some info earlier and Damian ... probably didn't care .
That just left ...
Stephanie and Dick each took one of Tim's hands and led him to the table , hysterical smiles on their faces .
"Start talking , Timmy ."
Tim looked , first at Stephanie and then at Dick before sitting down on his chair .
"No , I don't think that I will ."
A plate of scrambled eggs was placed in front of him .
"Really , Steph , you're trying to bribe me with food ?"
"Oh , come on Tim , I wanna know , please , pretty pretty please ?"
Stephanie batted her eyelashes at him as Dick laughed .
"Read my lips , N O ."
Stephanie snatched the plate away .
"Well then , you won't be needing these , anymore ."
"Real mature , Steph ."
Tim looked at his phone , Conner's unread text , that being a simple smiling emoji was still on the top of his notifications list .
Tim felt a goofy smile spreading on his face . Stephanie glared at him .
"Is that him ?"
"Perhaps ."
Dick lightly placed a hand on Tim's shoulder before gasping theatrically .
"OH MY GOD IT'S DUA LIPA !"
Dick was pointing to a random spot where obviously no one was standing much less Dua Lipa .
Tim rolled his eyes so hard his skull hurt .
"Dick , seriously ? I'm not five what did yo-"
A muscular hand snatched the phone from Tim's palm .
"JASON GIVE THAT BA-"
"Oh , he calls him angel , I'm gonna diiie , oh wait I've done that already ."
Tim tried to take his phone back only to have Stephanie and Dick hold him down .
"I'll fucking SKIN you all you-"
"Bro took away the dude's clothes and is happy with himself on top of it , Jesus , oooooh what's this ? Endless legs ? Kinky ain't ya ?"
Tim managed to wiggle an arm free and threw a fork Jason's way , Jason doged it with a little side-step .
"I must say replacement I neve-"
Tim's phone was ringing .
They all looked at it as if they didn't know why the little device was moving and making noise .
From behind his newspaper , Bruce sighed .
"Pick that up , before he hangs up ."
"Jason , gimme my phone ."
Jason was about to , when Stephanie snatched it away from him and picked up .
"YEEEEEEEEEEES ?"
Conner's voice echoed through the room , because of course , Stephanie put him on speaker .
"Oh , sorry , wrong number , I-"
"No , no hold on , this is Tim Drake's private number , I'm his ... assisitant , Stephanie how coul-"
"STEPHANIE YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD -"
"I um , that sounds like Tim , can I please talk to him ?"
"Oh , you've got pretty good hearing , huh ?"
"I mean , not to brag or anything but it's ah super good , get it 'cause I'm Superma-"
"Yes , yes , now you listen to me , mister Luthor , if you hurt my brother in any way from breaking his heart to breaking his nail , I'll hunt you down , we ALL will and we've got kryptonite in buckets , if you catch my meaning ."
Tim's mouth flew open .
There , gone , Conner was gone , the sweetest guy he had ever met would probably sue his family for death threats now .
Conner ... laughed .
It was a good-natured , slow chuckle that ended with a small snorting sound .
"Dude , I mean um girl , chill out , yeah ? I saved your brother from certain death like twenty hours ago , I don't mean him any harm , seriously ."
Stephanie blinked .
"I uh didn't know that ."
"Yeah , I figured . Can I please talk to Tim , now ?"
Stephanie handed Tim the phone , clearly embarassed , Tim grabbed it and got up before moving away from his siblings .
He stopped at the furthest end of the room from where he glared daggers at them .
"Conner ?"
"Hi , angel , how you doin' ?"
How was he doing ? Bless Conner's heart , Tim felt his knees going weak .
"I'm so sorry for my idiot sister , she's ugh protective ."
Stephanie smiled at him , Tim turned his back on her making Jason and Dick laugh .
"T's okay , that's what family is for , no hard feelings ."
"Really ?"
"Yeah , totally chill , anyway , when can I see you again ?"
Tim smiled .
"When are you available ?"
"I mean ... right now ?"
"Mmm , lemme check my agenda " Tim flipped through a book on his left titled "300 recipes you've never heard of" before he clicked his tongue " AH what luck! My entire month's free ."
Conner giggled .
"Right , so is mine , unless daddy dearest decides I gotta rob someone unexpectadly ."
"Hey , Lex just got a new painting , can't he wait a bit ?"
"FUCK !"
"Conner ?"
"The painting , I never oh he's gonna kill me ."
"You didn't take the painting to him ?"
"No , oh no oh Lord have mercy gotta go now , angel talk to you later ?"
"Anytime you want , supernova !"
"Supernova ?"
"Yeah , I was thinking , since you don't like Superman you should like totally use a name with "super" in it just to piss him off ."
"Isn't like "superboy" a better name ?"
"No , that's horrible ."
"Agree to disagree , I really gotta go now , kisses your way , MOUAH ."
Tim giggled before he hang up .
The entire batfamily looked at him .
"I will murder you all in your sleep if you so much as say a word ."
Jason smiled at him .
"W O R D ."
Tim turned around and left but not before hurling "300 recipes you've never heard of" Jason's way .
The loud thud that followed let him know he'd hit his mark .
Tim was going up the stairs to his room when his phone rang again .
"You alive ?"
"Just barely , dad was angry , no wait that's not bad enough , let's see he was ... "
"Vexed ? Indignant ? Cross ?"
"I was going for "Incandesent" but sure those are nice , too ."
Tim got into his room and shut the door behind him before locking it .
"You have your way with words , tell me more ."
Conner laughed .
"Oh he was infuriated , he was seething , oh he was fucking tempestuous , baby ."
"Mmm yeah slap me with that SAT vocabulary , DADDY !"
Conner broke down laughing and Tim joined him a second later .
Just as Tim had regained control over his breathing , Conner added :
"Yeah , like that , angel ? Wait 'til we get to adverbs I know lots of those , too ."
Tim almost dropped his phone as Conner continued .
"Let's see ... asymmetrically ."
"Mmm tell me more ."
"You got it babe , luxuriantly , allegorically , evasively ."
"MORE ."
Conner snorted as Tim dropped himself on his bed .
"Hydroponically ."
Tim broke down laughing again .
"Fuck daddy , not hydroponically ."
"Fucking hydroponically , angel . See what you do to me ? I'm willing to say hydroponically in real time , just for you ."
They both laughed for a solid minute before Tim spoke .
"We sound like idiots ."
"You say that like it's a bad thing ."
"It's not ?"
"Nah , we're being ourselves , that's fine ."
"Still , we're too dorky ."
Conner laughed .
"If you're not too much of something , you're not enough you , know who said that ?"
Tim smiled .
"Dostoevsky ?"
Conner giggled .
"Close , Senna ."
"Senna ?"
"Yeah dude , Senna , Senna The Redeemer , League of Legends , come on ."
"You play League of Legends ?"
"Obviously , got a whole gaming set-up in Metropolis ."
"Hah , and here I thought you were sophisticated ."
"I'm very sophisticated ."
"Right ."
"We could always play together ."
"Conner , I'm not getting into League of Legends , not even for your pretty eyes ."
Conner giggled .
"But you can do other ... things ... for mt pretty eyes ?"
"Oh , an example if you please ?"
"Well , I could come over and pick you up and take you to see the Northern Lights and then we could grab some thai . And you can ... look pretty throughout the whole experience ."
"The northern lights in like ... Sweden ?"
"Yeah , dude , what did you think I'd take you to the Northern Lights in Gotham fucking City ? I'm offended ."
Tim giggled .
"An interesting offer , though I hate the cold ."
Conner's disappointed little sound made Tim smile .
"Why don't you give me some more information on what we could do together ? Maybe something involving ... few clothes ?"
Tim could practically feel Conner's smirk from across the line .
"We can go swimming ?"
"Try again ."
"Surfing ?"
"One more chance ."
"Full-body massage ?"
"Mmm , I see you might need some help ."
"I'd love some help ."
"It starts with the letter "s" ."
"Does it now ? Let's see , few clothes and starts with an "s" , HAH , that's easy , you wanna go snorkeling ."
Tim snorted , Conner laughed at him .
"I wanna see you , right now ."
"I wanna see you too , angel , can I come over , or do you want to come to my place again ?"
"Well , coming over might not be too good for your health ."
"Yeah , your sister mentioned ."
Tim felt his ears flaming up .
"I'm so sorry about that ."
"I know , I know , chill , I can come pick you up and we can go somewhere , okay ?"
"Sure , just gimme a few minutes to change ."
"Change ? Oh wait , you're still wearing my shirt ?"
"You know it , baby , it's very comfy ."
"What are you replacing it with ?"
"Mmm , I dunno , a blouse ? Maybe a hoodie , though , I would like to wear a scarf ."
"Can I like come over , now ? I'm kinda bored here and-"
"You wanna see me strip ?"
"NOO , I wanna help you decide what to wear ."
"Right , okay , suit yourse-"
A soft clicking against the window made Tim turn around .
Blue eyes practically beamed at him through the glass .
Tim opened the window .
Conner got in and closed it behind him .
"You're fast , huh ?"
Conner placed a soft kiss on Tim's neck before leaning into his ear .
"When I'm given incentive , sure ."
"Mmm , I'm incentive , now ? This day keeps getting better and better ."
Conner smiled .
"I believe I was promised a stripping session ?"
Tim smiled right back .
"And I believe I said I'd change , you put the "stripping" part there , yourself ."
"How are you gonna change if you don't strip off my clothes first ?"
Tim removed Conner's too-large-for-his-small-body shirt and placed it on his bed .
In an instant he was on him .
"Fuck yeah , baby , take off some more ."
Warm lips assaulted his own as strong hands pushed him against the wall .
Tim giggled .
"Is someone , a lil' needy ?"
Conner shook his head .
"I'm whatever you need me to be , angel ."
"I see , what if I needed you to drop me on the bed and fucking ruin me ?"
Conner's cheeky grin made Tim blush .
"I believe that could be arranged ."
"Arrange it ."
He was raised off his feet and dropped on the bed before he could even blink as Conner's leather jacket flew to a nearby chair .
"Take off your pants ."
"Do you mean the ones I'm wearing or the ones you stole from me ?"
Tim chuckled .
"Like "stole" is such a strong word , I borrowed them , I believe ."
"Right , right , lemme ."
Tim's pants unbuttoned themselves and slid off him and so did Conner's own .
"Hey , how come your shirt's still on ?"
Conner smiled .
"Oh , silly me , however can I apologise ?"
"Well , take it off for one ."
Conner did , and Tim was once again captivated by his Hermes of Praxiteles physique .
"Done , anything else ?"
"Weeeell , I would like a lil' kiss ."
Conner leaned in , his face barely an inch away from Tim's .
"Where ?"
"Not my mouth , that's for sure ."
"Okay , don't tell me , I'll figure it out ."
"I know you will , you're so smart , baby ."
Conner smiled at him .
"Let's see , here ?"
Conner was kissing Tim's neck , his teeth digging into the soft skin ever so slowly .
"Mmm , no , try a bit lower ?"
Conner's lips found their way to Tim's left nipple as his fingers danced along the right one .
Tim moaned at that .
"Here ?"
Tim shook his head .
"Okay , okay , how about ,here ?"
Tim was pinned down by strong hands as Conner kissed and licked along his abdomen .
"You're so close , babe , just a little lower ."
Conner extended a hand and grabbed Tim's erection .
"This has got to be it , yes ?"
Tim giggled .
"Jackpot , babe , knew you'd find it ."
"But now that I have , I wanna do more than just a kiss ."
"Oh yeah ?"
"Fuck yeah , baby ."
"Well you certainly could ."
"I know , may I ?"
Tim smiled at Conner's tone and the gentle glimmer of his eyes , knowing full well that if he said no , Conner would immediately let go without pushing him at all .
That ... made him feel nice .
"Only if I get some nicknames in exchange ."
"It's a deal , beautiful ."
Conner extended an arm Tim's way and Tim shook it like they'd just agreed over a contract .
"Well then , supernova , get to "more than just a kiss" won't you ?"
"Right away , handsome ."
Conner's hands trailed up Tim's abdomen as he knelt down ... in between his legs .
Tim moaned at the sudden contact while warm lips focused on what stood in attention in front of them .
One of Conner's hands withdrew from caressing Tim's core and trailed down , slowly , sinfully .
It wrapped around him and started stroking in a precise and calculated manner .
Tim threw his head back as Conner took him all and sweet heat engulfed him .
Tim looked down only to be met by that same pair of bright blue eyes that was looking at him through the window ten minutes ago .
Only this time , the excited glimmer in them , made them seem even more beautiful .
Tim's hands relocated to the top of Conner's head , digging into soft hair as he pushed down with an excited shriek .
And Conner went , easily as Tim saw stars .
Then , he looked down at those eyes again and Conner fucking winked at him .
Tim's release was ripped from him immediatelly at the image .
Conner fell back and rose up , smiling at him .
"Well , someone was pent-up ."
"Kiss me ."
Conner smiled .
And he did .
Tim moaned as warm , dripping wet lips met his own in a heated kiss .
Conner pulled back , making Tim glare at him .
"Sorry , angel , it's just um your family is getting kinda ... suspsicious ."
Tim sighed .
"What are they doing ?"
"Well" Conner looked over Tim's shoulder "the short one with the IS THAT A KRYPTONITE SWORD ?"
Tim giggled .
"Go on ."
"Well , he and um the one that's built like an absolute brickhouse , DAMN " Conner let out a wolf whistle " I'd totally tap tha-"
Tim slapped Conner's chest playfully making him chuckle .
"They're kinda coming this way ."
Tim's eyes widened .
"How close are they , exactly ?"
"DRAKE , OPEN THIS DOOR , THIS INSTANT !"
Tim face-palmed as Conner giggled .
"Can you like wait outside the window for a second ?"
Conner grabbed Tim by the shoulders and smiled at him .
"For you ? I'd wait a year ."
Tim smiled back .
"Well then , put some clothes on , casanova and go do that ."
Conner moved to where his pants and shirt had been dropped .
"DRAKE !"
"Oh , shut up Damian , I'm not presentable , wait a goddamn second ."
Tim noticed he a )was naked and b) had cum drying on his thighs , which like wasn't very good , so ...
Tim dropped himself on the bed before covering his lack of clothes with the comforter and looking at Conner who had put on his boots , shirt and pants and was looking at him .
"Well , go ?"
"Right , I'll be just around the ... window , thai once your deranged family leaves us alone ?"
Tim smiled .
"Sure , now go ."
Conner was gone in an instant .
Tim unlocked the door , comforter draped over his shoulders as Damian rushed in , kryptonite sword in hand and Jason followed him , smiling .
"Can I help you with something , Dami ?"
"Don't play coy with me Drake , I know he's HERE!" Damian dramatically tore the bathroom door open revealing nothing , making Jason laugh at him .
"WOW , demonbrat 10/10 for detective skills ."
"Shut your trap , Todd ."
Jason lifted his arms up in surrender .
"Drake ."
"Damian ?"
"I know what you're doing ."
Tim smiled depsite himself .
"You've seduced this clone so you can gain better insight into Luthor's operations , a valiant effort , but you won't bring him here , this is my father's house , take your trollop elsewhere ."
"First of all , trollop ? Wow , Damian that's certainly a word , where did you learn it , Scrabble ?"
Damian glared at him .
"Second , I can do whatever the FUCK I want , this is my house , well room , too , you have no power here , go , get out , SHOO ."
Jason grabbed Damian by the shoulders .
"Come on demonbrat , you had your fun , let's go ."
"I'm not goi- is that a leather jacket ?"
Tim turned around to look at the chair Damian was pointing at , only to see Conner's jacket dropped on it .
UH OH
"DRAKE YOU ABSOLUTE MANSLUT !"
Tim barely avoided a press-papier thrown his way as Jason lifted Damian up and dropped him over his shoulder , earning kicks and punches from the boy .
"SET ME DOWN THIS INSTANT , TOOOOODD ."
Jason smiled before leaving the room with Damian in his hands .
"You can come in , now ."
Conner flew threw the open window before dropping on Tim's bed .
"It's a good thing your little brother informed me of your true intentions , mister Drake ."
Tim smiled .
"Oh , quite , mister Luthor , my evil plan has been revealed now , whatever shall I do ? "
Conner pulled Tim into him making the comforter drop and reveal Tim's naked form .
"I can think of a few things ."
"Do they involve clothes ?"
"Not quite ."
"Shame , I wanted to wear this nice blouse I got ."
"You can wear your blouse ."
"I can ?"
"Yeah , just the blouse , though ."
Tim smiled .
"You're the devil ."
"And you're my angel ."
Conner pulled Tim in for a kiss .
"I can get used to hearing that ."
"Oh , you WILL , babe , I promise you ."
"That's for a later time , though ."
Tim kissed Conner again as strong hands lifted him up and he locked his legs around Conner's waist .
"Later time ? Does that mean , we're about to do something , else , right now ?"
"You're a regular genius ain't ya ?"
Conned smiled .
"I know my adjectives ."
"And your adverbs ."
"Want me to whisper irregulars into your ear , angel ?"
Tim chuckled as Conner once again , pushed him against the wall .
"I dunno , why don't you gimme a taste ?"
Conner was sucking into his neck now , like his life depended on it .
"Mmm , sure " teeth danced along Tim's earlobe as Conner's hands trailed up and down his back " lemme see , adjectives or adverbs ?"
Tim moaned as Conner's fingers trailed patterns on his back .
"A-ahjectives ."
"Forgetting one tiny , lil' word , angel ?"
Tim could feel Conner's erection poking at his entrance through his pants . Warm lips kissed him again .
"Please , Conner pl-fuck- " Conner's pants were gone and Tim could feel the skin on skin contact " pretty please ?"
"How can I say no to that , angel ? "
Conner's shaft was placed at Tim's entrance , slowly , carefully as Tim blushed a deep red .
"Where you got the lube , babe ?"
"I uh nightstand , top drawer ."
Conner smiled as the nightstand's top drawer slid out and the bottle flew to him .
"Mmm , peach ? Kinky ."
Tim giggled despite himself .
"Sure is , get going ."
"Right away , babe ."
So Conner pushed in making Tim see stars for the second time in twenty-four hours .
"OH , yeah , more , please ?"
"You got it , honey ."
As more and more was pushed into him , Tim's head flew back in delight and barely avoided the sharp edge of a painting , hanging on the wall .
"Dude , chill , you'll hurt yourself ."
"Mmm , maybe I like hurting myself ."
Conner's eyes grew comically large as Tim laughed at him .
"I don't , I don't , relax , I'm as vanilla as they come ."
"Oh ? More people are coming ? That's like really kinky , Tim ."
He was lifted off the wall and placed on the bed as Conner beamed at him .
"They're not , I'm not sharing you with anyone ."
"So possessive , and it's only our second date ."
"It will be our last date , unless you pick up the pace , babe ."
"Oooh a threat , very well , I shall oblige you ."
Conner slammed into him making Tim gasp in surprise as his eyes rolled back into his skull .
"Fuck , oblige me to your heart's content , Superboy ."
"I thought you didn't like that name ."
"Yeah , I changed AH mh- my mind ."
"Well then , lemme show my gratitude ."
Conner's right hand grabbed Tim's own and brought it to Conner's face were a soft kiss was placed on each knuckle .
Tim blushed like crazy .
Conner's left hand grabbed Tim's manhood and gave a generous stroke before opting for a painfully slow rhythm .
Tim felt his heart jumping in his chest .
"Oh ? Someone liked that ."
Damn super-hearing .
"I did , I like everything about you ."
Conner's jaw dropped slightly as he blushed . Behind his eyes Tim could practically see the witty response forming , but it never left his lips .
"Fuck , angel I , you're perfect , baby ."
Conner's hands were on Tim's head now , each cupping one cheek .
"So , so perfect for me , I feel like I've known you for a lifetime ."
Tim chuckled .
"Well I dunno if it helps but I've been thirsting over you for years now ."
"Oh yeah ?"
"Totally , remember that time you appeared on Vogue " a particularly well-placed thrust made them both grunt " shirtless ? My wrist was on fire that month ."
Conner laughed and it was a clear , joyful sound .
"That's kinda slutty , Tim ."
"Agreed , on other news the sky is blue and the sea is wet ."
"So are you , baby ."
Tim broke down laughing as Conner practically threw himself on him with every thrust .
"I seem to remember you promised me some adjectives ."
Conner smiled .
"That I did , let's see here , you're ravishing , babe , you're appealing , no wait you're more than that , you're alluring ."
Tim giggled as Conner pushed in him again , making him cry out .
Tim felt his orgasm approaching as Conner , showered him with praise and compliments .
Conner let out a loud groan as he pushed into him one last time and his lips were suddenly next to Tim's ear .
"Angelic , baby ."
Tim came right then and there-
-his fucking brains out , by the way .
White droplets ended up everywehre as Conner smiled him that devilish smirk of his that drove Tim insane .
"That was fucking amazing , angel ."
Tim smiled .
"Sure was , are you done ?"
"Yup ."
"So we need a shower , again ?"
"Yup ."
"Carry me ?"
"Absolutely , babe ."
Conner tugged Tim close to him as he got up and looked for the bathroom .
Spotting it , Conner got them both inside and closed the door behind him .
"No paintings ? Cheap-ass ."
Tim giggled as Conner set him down .
"You do hair , I'll do body ."
"Is there a specific reason you chose body , again ?"
"I have no idea what you're alluding to ."
Conner placed his hands on Tim's waist pulling him closer , into his chest and placing a soft kiss on the top of his head .
"I think I'm in love with you ."
"You think ?"
Solemn , blue eyes looked into his own .
"I do ."
"That's nice ."
"Wow , dude , no "I'm in love with you too , Conner you're so hot and kind!" ? Thanks ."
Tim giggled as Conner reached for the little green bottle on the shower's floor .
"I'm not exactly the true love kind of guy ."
Conner let go of the bottle to tug Tim even closer to himself .
"Whoever told you that , was lying ."
"How do you know ?"
"I just do , don't you trust me ?"
"I do ."
"Then , believe me , babe and lemme do your hair ."
Tim smiled as Conner massaged his scalp and soap dripped down toward his eyes , without ever actually reaching them .
-fifteen minutes later-
"So I thought she was kidding but she wasn't and she punched me ... in the face ."
"Ouch ."
"Yeah , for her , she broke like three fingers ."
"What happened next ?"
"I took her to the hospital and everyone looked at me like I was one of those assholes who hit their wives . Anyway , her fingers healed and now we just laugh at the memory ."
"This Cissie sounds like a riot ."
"Oh she totally is , also an amazing arhcer and a great friend . Although , while her fingers were broken she did force me to get her soup every other day ."
"Least you could do , you broke them ."
"Why does everyone say that ? She punched me , it was her fault ."
"Sorry , superboy you're just too powerful for this world ."
Conner threw his hands up in a majestic movement .
"That I am , birdie , that I am , you kno-"
A knock on the door .
Tim and Conner looked at the door , almost like they thought it would explode any minute .
"Damian you're not getting in here , be gone ."
"It's me , I'm alone , I swear ."
"Stephanie you're not getting in here , be gone ."
Stephanie sighed from across the door .
"Please , I just wanna apologise , pretty please ?"
Tim looked at Conner and pointed to the window with an apologetic smile .
Conner kissed his cheek and was gone .
Tim unlocked the door .
Stephanie smiled at him before sitting on his bed .
"Okay so , I'd like you to know , I'm sorry for my previous interference and the little threat I threw your boy *ahem* friend's way , can you forgive me ?"
"You were pretty atrocious ."
Stephanie flashed puppy eyes Tim's way and Tim sighed .
"Fine , fine , forgiven come here ."
Stephanie hugged him as Tim smiled at her .
"Right , now tell me everything , height , eye color , personality , hobbies ... size ?"
Tim blushed and cleared his throat .
"Don't push your luck , Brown ."
"Oh you're telling me everything , eventually , just tell me one thing and I'll be gone , though ."
"Go on ."
"Is he a good person ?"
"I mean , I try ."
Tim and Stephanie turned to look at the window Conner was entering through .
"CONNE-"
"Oh , is this him ? This is him oh my God , hi , I'm Stephanie I threatened you through the phone ."
Conner smiled like that was a good thing before shaking Stephanie's hand .
"Conner , nice to meet you ."
Stephanie eyed him up and down like he was a goddamn chocolate cake before smiling at Tim .
"Well played , Drake , well played ."
Conner and Stephanie smiled at each other .
"I so wanna get to know you better Conner , brunch , sometime ?"
"Sure ."
"There's this nice coffee shop called "La Isla Bonita" down the street ."
"Is that a Madonna reference ?"
"Of course , you a fan ?"
"We stan the QUEEN , in this household , even my dog loves her ."
"You have a dog ?"
"Yup , I'll send you some pics ."
"Do that , when can we meet for that brunch ?"
"My schedule's totally empty , beautiful ."
"Right , you can bring your boyfriend , too , I guess ."
Tim snapped his fingers .
"Okay , EW , get a room , Brown you're out , go , shoo , vanish ."
Stephanie smiled at Conner before turning around and walking out the door .
"He is so much more likeable than that Bernard guy , by the way , see you around Connie ! Can I call you Connie ?"
Conner nodded .
"Right , goodbye Conn-"
Tim shut the door making Stephanie's voice disappear .
Conner was on him the moment he did , placing his head on Tim's shoulder and wraping his arms around his waist .
"So , who is this Bernard guy ?"
"Conner ."
"Just curious , what I'm competing with ."
"Conner ."
"Does he have Instagram ? Snapchat ? Discord ? Did he hurt you ? If he did I can steal his bathroom light's lightbulb , he'll wake up one day to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and he'll be mildy disconvenienced ."
Tim giggled .
"You've got nothing to worry about , that's done ."
"You don't sound very sure , Timmy angel ."
"I don't ?"
"Na-ah ."
"Well , what are you gonna do about it ?"
"Well , I could a) take you on a nice date to Italy , don't worry that's like two minutes away , where we could enjoy some rare wine and exquisite cuisine as we flew over the Colosseum and then we could maybe steal a painting together ."
"That sounds interesting ."
"Hold on , I could also , b) push you up against that wall and steal another orgasm from you , get it steal ? 'Cause I'm a thief ."
"Yes Conner I get it , very funny , well done ."
Conner smiled .
"Which option are we going with a) or b) ?"
Tim beamed at him .
"I'll go with c) ."
" c) ? What's that ?"
"All of the above ."
Conner flashed that beautiful , charming , sinful smile of his at him before taking Tim in his arms and flying out the window .
They flew fast as Conner pointed out places and monuments .
"And if you would look down now , you'd spot the island of Sardinia , famous for its cameo in season 5 of Jojo's Bizzare Adventure and also its clear blue waters , but mostly for Jojo's ."
Conner looked at Tim , who was however not looking at the island beneath them .
"Dude , Sardinia is that wa-"
"I think I'm in love with you , too ."
Conner's eyes widened .
"I uh , I mean that's-"
"Kiss me ?"
Conner smiled and he did .
Beneath them cerulean blue waves smashed into golden sand .
But they didn't spare them a glance .
Not when they had eachother .
Chapter 4
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Tim slid down the black rope and dropped on the warehouse's floor with practised precision .
Well , "warehouse" was a bit of an understatement , sure , it looked like one on the outside , but on the inside ?
High-tech machinery and huge tanks filled with ... something surrounded him .
In the low light it was kind of difficult to understand exactly what they contained but Tim would bet Wayne Manor those were body parts .
Or whole bodies , he really wouldn't be surprised .
This was Cadmus after all .
Tim pulled out a glow stick and bent it , making green light flood the room .
And , yes , he called them glow sticks , sue him .
He looked around .
YUP .
Body part , body part , body part , whole body , whole body #2 , two whole bodies in a single tank , someone was running out of either money or space because those did NOT fit in a single tank .
Tim located the main frame and walked closer to it , plugging in his nice little "I'll steal everything you posses" hacking gear compliments of Oracle and waited .
The little device produced a piercing sound and Tim plugged it out .
Stealing art was nice , sure , but HEY , stealing information paid pretty well , too .
Also , Tim was curious to see just what Cadmus had been up to since ...
"Incoming Call : The Devil "
Tim smiled .
Since he broke out of his pod .
Tim picked up , talking into his comn as he went up the black rope to leave the warehouse (lab) .
"Yes ? Hello , is this the Gotham Police Department ? I would like to report a young man in the tightest pants ever created which do wonders for his ASSets by the way , going up a rope ."
Tim giggled as he reached the roof and stopped to catch his breath .
"I'm sorry madam , but looking hot isn't a crime ."
"MADAM ? *ahem* , oh I see , I'm so sorry , he broke into a warehouse , will that do ?"
"Sounds like he's been a baaaad boy , madam ."
"Oh he has , I'm going to spank him the next time I see him ."
Tim broke down laughing .
"Dude , you're messing up the foreplay ."
"Oh , sorry , this was foreplay ?"
Conner giggled from the other side of the line .
"It was supposed to be , I had a whole "strapping policeman catches thief twink and has his way with him" scenario in my head ."
"Okay , a) I'm a twunk at worst and b) how were you going to be the policeman if you were the one who called the Gotham Police Department ?"
The other side of the line fell silent .
"Oh , yeah , I uh , didn't , ANYWAY , where are you ?"
"Can't you see me ?" Tim waved a hand where he thought Metropolis was .
"A little to the left ."
Tim laughed .
"So , like , I can see you but I don't know where you are ."
"This is a secret Cadmus lab ."
"Oh , do tell the old dogs hello on my behalf , actually don't they're horrible , what are you doing there ?"
"Someone wanted some information on cloning projects ."
"They're still cloning things ?"
"Yup ."
"What's even the point , they achieved perfection long ago ."
"With you ?"
"OBVIOUSLY , why keep up the work ? How can they improve on what's already , impeccable ."
Tim had now walked down the fire escape and was heading for his motorcycle .
"Still , talking about you ?"
Conner snorted .
"I don't think I appreciate your tone , angel ."
Tim smiled .
"No , like think about it , maybe the newest version has an off button for when you really need some peace and quiet ."
"AH , I'll have you kn-"
"And one for when you want to make him scream ."
Conner felt silent .
"Tim ?"
"Aha ?"
"I'm kinda hard right now ."
Tim got on his motorcycle and put on his helmet .
Safety before horny boyfriend , kids .
"Oh ? However did that happen ?"
"Mmm , your voice ."
Tim's cheeks gained a tiny , insignificant , infinetisimal bit of color at that .
"Okay , safehouse ?"
"Safehouse ."
"I'll be wearing my Cardinal suit , though , I don't have the time to change ."
"Like that isn't he biggest turn-on on the planet , oh wait I'll bring this nice wine Lex got me a week ago , it's so good ."
"Lex lets you drink alcohol , now ?"
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID . I think he's afraid you'll whisk me away so he's been showering me with gifts ."
"Oh yeah , like what ?"
"Well , let's see , a pool table , a deluxe edition of all of Agatha Christie's works , a golden collar for Krypto-"
"Babe , come over to my side and I'll get you a golden collar for you , not Krypto ."
Conner giggled .
"I can't decide if that would be kinky or kitsch ."
Tim drove by an angry middle aged woman , a Karen who screamed like he had personally assaulted her .
Oh , yeah , he was wearing his suit .
That would explain her distress .
"It would be kinky , trust me ."
"I was thinking ."
"Go on , I'm almost at the safehouse by the way ."
"Yeah , okay I'm here already , I was wondering if you'd be interested in something ... new ?"
"Elaborate ?"
"Right " Conner cleared his throat like he was about to give a formal speech "would you , mister Timothy Wayne like to *ahem* top me ?"
Tim blinked and lost control of his motorcycle for just a tiny second .
"That would certainly be a possibility , mister Luthor , are we talking about tonight ?"
"Spot on , angel ."
"Right , I'll have to think about it ."
"Of course , only if you're comfo-"
"I've thought about it ."
"Oh ?"
"I hope you aren't planning on walking anywhere tomorrow ."
"Why ? Do you plan on keeping me in bed all day ?"
"No , you'll be unable to ."
Conner giggled .
"And they say romance is dead , I'm waiting , bird-boy you better get here fast ."
Tim smiled .
"Or what ?"
"I dunno , I might go visit your hunky step-brother ."
"Jason ?"
"Aha ."
"Didn't know you harbored such INTENSE feelings for him , babe ."
"I don't , I'd totally blow him , though ."
"CONNER !"
"What ? Come on , I said I would , doesn't mean I will , would you prefer that I keep my crush on your step-bro a secret ? Honesty is the basis of a happy marriage ."
Tim giggled .
"I believe we are in the "have been dating for a month" phase , not the "are getting married in a month" phase ."
"I'm planning up ahead ."
Tim parked his bike and took off his helmet .
"I'm here ."
"Yeah , I know , come right up and make me forget all about your brother , won't you , angel ?"
"Right away , babe ."
Tim got off his bike and hang up , the moment he did Oracle was screaming in his ear .
"Oh , thank GOD , are the lovebirds done ? Can we use the secure channel for ACTUAL important conversation or are you gonnna have a Star Wars marathon via telephone ?"
"Hey to you , too , Barbs , what's up ?"
"Tim , I'll say this once so you'd better listen to me . Receiving a call on your communicator is a cool idea and all , if no one is listening ."
Tim's cheeks went red .
"What do you mea-"
"OOOH REPLACEMENT , you there ?"
Tim almost dropped his phone .
"J-J-Jason ? Hi ."
"Hi to you , did you get the data ?"
Tim let out a relieved sigh .
Jason did not know .
Jason hadn't heard .
Okay .
"Yes , everything went well , I won't be coming over tonight , though ."
"Oh ? Does mister Luthor have anything to do with that ."
Tim smiled .
"Perhaps ."
"Right , have fun ."
"Will do ."
"Oh , Tim one last thing ."
"Yeah ."
"Do make sure to help him forget all about your "hunky step-brother" won't you ?"
Tim hang up .
He was NOT psychologically prepared to deal with THAT .
Nor would he ever be .
AHEM
Moving on .
Tim went up the stairs to their safehouse and took out his key .
Unlocking the door and sliding in , he was met with an eerie silence .
Huh .
Tim walked through the hall , dropping his keys and his helmet on the table and sliding off his boots .
Where the heck was -
Conner pinned him against the wall with a burst of super speed making Tim gasp in surprise , before his lips were captured in a hot kiss .
Conner bit into his lower lip on the way out , because of course he did and Tim moaned .
"Hey angel , what's up ?"
Tim smiled .
"Nothing much , what are you doing ? What happened to your clothes ?"
Save for some black boxers , Conner was PRETTY naked .
"I got comfortable ."
"That's good , babe , so you didn't hear anything ?"
"What do you mean ?"
"My call ?"
"Of course not , that's private , I stopped listening the moment we hang up ."
Tim smiled and kissed him again .
"Okay then , Jason heard us ."
Connner's cheeks flared up and he scratched the back of his head , clearly embarassed .
"Oh , sorry , that's oh my God , that's so bad ."
"Nah , Jason's got great humor , he wasn't offended ."
"Okay , but like , that was a joke , you know that , right ? I'd never-"
Tim placed his index finger on Conner's lips silencing him .
"SHH , I know , I know calm down ."
Tim's finger pushed slightly and Conner's lips opened up , sucking it in as his eyes widened .
Tim smiled .
"Let's get you to the bed , huh , sweetheart ?"
Conner grabbed him like the house was on fire and honest to God sprinted for the bedroom .
Tim giggled as Conner placed him down on the bed while also trying to take off his suit .
(without ripping it to shreds .)
"How the hell do you even get this off ?"
Tim smiled .
With the exception of their first encounter , Tim was always in civies when they met .
Meaning Conner hadn't had the chance to learn how to get his armor off .
"There's a zipper in the middle ."
Conner found it and tugged on it .
Tim shivered as his back was exposed to the air .
He also shivered because Conner leaned in and fucking bit into his shoulder blade .
"Is someone hungry , today ?"
"Among other things ."
Conner was now sliding the suit off of Tim's arms , too .
"Do tell ."
"Adjective , five letters , starts with h ."
Tim moaned as Conner used one hand , placed on his chest to hold him up while the other roamed down , toward his erection and gave it a slow stroke through his pants .
Tim's back was also flash against Conner's chest and that did in no way help Tim's case .
"Mmm , ah , hasty ?"
Conner smiled into Tim's neck as he kissed it .
"Nah , I'm taking my sweet time , baby , I'm anything but hasty ."
Conner's TTK unbuckled Tim's pants and slid them down his legs .
Tim blushed as Conner gropped him through his underwear .
"Oh , h-hefty ?"
Conner giggled as he turned Tim around and kissed him again .
Tim's hands went up Conner's thighs and settled on his waist , pulling him closer .
"I mean , technically true , but ... keep trying ."
Tim leaned in to suck into Conner's neck as a strong hand ended up on the back of his head and gently pushed him down .
Tim slid down , between Conner's sturdy chest and his neck and decided he was in the perfect place to leave a lil' love mark .
After all , Conner left a bunch of those on him , as his family never left him forget .
Seriously , Tim was sick and tired of wearing scarfs all the time , just to hide Conner's work .
So , Tim lightly bit into Conner's soft skin and then placed a chaste kiss on the spot .
A shiver ran through Conner's body .
"Oh , fuck , angel do that again ."
Tim looked at him and offered a cheeky grin .
"Magic word , baby ?"
Conner looked down and Tim could practically see the little glimmer of mischief in his eyes .
"Please ?"
Tim looped a hand around Conner's neck and pulled him closer , to whisper into his ear .
"Good boy ."
Conner's face reddened and a tiny moan escaped his lips as his arms pulled Tim closer .
"I oh my , okay , new kink unlocked , congratulations , angel ."
Tim giggled as Conner kissed him again .
"The word is horny isn't it ?"
Conner threw his head back laughing .
"Ding ding , we have a winner , you win a nice little reward , my good sir ."
"I do ?"
"Yup , it has two parts ."
"Do go on ."
"Part one ."
Conner's underwear went flying .
Tim's eyes trailed the familiar shape .
It was a damn SHAME he wasn't bottoming tonight .
"Part two ."
Conner was suddenly on Tim's lap swinging his arms over Tim's shoulders and locking his legs around Tim's waist .
"Lift me up , won't you ?"
Tim smiled .
"Love to babe , but you're kinda heavy ."
"All muscle ."
"Muscle and this ."
One of Tim's fingers danced along Conner's shaft .
"Muscle and that , okay ."
"And I'm just a poor twink , I can't possibly lift you , you damn five-course meal ."
Conner giggled .
"I thought you were a twunk , anyway , give it a try ?"
Tim smiled and placed his hands on Conner's waist as he tried to lift him up , fully expecting to fail .
Only he didn't .
Conner felt as weightless as a feather as he lifted him .
Tim blinked , confused .
"How-"
"TTK , babe , the answer to all your problems is TTK ."
"Huh , well thank God for TTK ."
Tim lifted Conner up and pushed him against the wall , placing his lips on the side of his neck and sucking hungrily .
Conner's arms , still looped around his head pulled him closer and so did his legs around his waist .
Not that they had to , Tim was going , anyway .
Tim's erection was flush against Conner's own .
And like , okay , Tim wasn't *AHEM* small , but , comparing himself to Conner ?
YEAH .
"Babe ?"
Conner smiled at the nickname and looked at him .
"That's a nice start to your sentence , go on ."
Tim giggled .
"Have you done this before ?"
"Nope , never ."
Tim couldn't say he was surprised .
Seriously , everything about Conner , screamed "Hello , my name is Top ! Bend over ." , still , this was Conner's first time ?
And Tim got to pop the cherry ? ( GOD , had he really used that phrase , oh , Conner was corrupting him )
WE-EL ( see what he did there ? Kon-El , We-El ? No ? Okay .)
Count him the fuck in .
"Okay , we'll take this slow , don't you worry ."
"Worry ? Nah , I know you'll take care of me , angel ."
Tim couldn't help but smile .
"Well , thanks for the vote of confidence , I intend to ."
Conner leaned in to kiss him again .
"Do get on with it , though , um on the bed if that's okay , holding up my weigth is getting kinda tiring ."
Tim turned around and walked to the bed , where he layed Conner down and loomed over him , pushing his legs apart before leaning into his ear .
"Be a good boy and keep those spread ."
Conner blushed .
A lot .
Tim smiled and stole another kiss from Conner's hot lips before sliding way down .
Before reaching his final destination , though , he just HAD to stop and ... savour .
Conner's pecks and his nipples .
The rock-hard abs beneath them .
The soft skin of his thighs .
Tim made sure to point out just how much he appreciated each and every one of the above .
With words .
Ans also with his teeth and lips .
Conner responded to each one differently , by pulling Tim by the hair to get him closer , by instinctively leaning into him or just by standing there moaning out pretty little noises Tim wished he could hear every day of his life .
And maybe if he played his cards right , he would .
Tim reached Conner's raging erection and gave it a slow stroke .
Conner bit his lip trying to keep a loud moan in .
And only half-succeeding .
Tim smiled .
"Come on baby , none of that , I want to hear , everything ."
Conner blushed even more .
Tim dropped himself on his knees .
"Be a good boy and let me hear you , and when I'm done , I'll give you a reward ."
A low moan died in Conner's throat but Tim still heard it .
"That's it ."
Tim reached out and grabbed a HANDFUL of him as thick pre was already sliding down in generous quantity .
Kryptonian anatomy fucking ruled , Tim decided .
He leaned in , even closer as one of Conner's hands came to rest on the back of his head .
And pushed down , gently .
Tim opened his mouth and was engulfed by impossible heat as he moved up and down the heavy shaft .
Tim popped it out of his mouth , sliding it along his cheek ( and making a mess , obviously ) and looked up at Conner .
Blue eyes looked back .
Tim popped it right back in .
Above him , Conner's body shook and the hand on Tim's head slightly dug into his hair .
"Fuck , angel , you're oh" Tim traced his tongue over Conner's head making him shudded "you're mmm" Tim absolutely did it again "you're ugh" third times the charm "dude stop , I'm trying to compliment you here ."
Tim giggled causing him to choke .
Conner pulled him off of him and lighlty patted his back .
"You okay ?"
Tim coughed his goddamn soul out as Conner looked at him with worry in his eyes .
"You can at least try to not crack jokes while I ... have my mouth full ."
Conner threw his head back laughing .
"So sorry , how can I make it up to you ?"
Tim smiled .
"I can certainly think of something ."
Conner returned the smile .
"Let me do the thinking for once ."
Conner's arms were on Tim's waist pulling him up as Tim instinctively wrapped his legs around Conner's head .
Conner spared him a sinful glance before taking all of him in his mouth .
Tim moaned and his hands found their way to Conner's back , lightly scratching at tanned skin as Conner went down on him .
Oh and he went DOWN , Tim could feel the movement of his lips and his tongue on him as Conner bobbed his head up and down .
"Oh yea-mmm , babe , you're so good at that , keep going ."
Conner batted his eyelashes playfully at the praise and he continued .
Tim felt like his core was on fire .
This didn't feel like it would last .
He carded a hair through Conner's and tugged at soft locks .
Conner looked at him .
Tim smiled .
"Sorry , it's just um , you're a little TOO good and our little session might be ... cut short if you go on like that ."
Conner slid Tim out of his mouth with a quick movement of his head as drool and pre dripped down his lips and like ...
OKAY
That was hot in a completely lewd and kinky way and Tim was sure he got even harder as Conner placed a soft kiss on his thigh and he spotted pre sliding off his tongue on the flushed skin , only to be gathered back up by a hungry tongue .
Tim's brain short-circuited .
Conner probably heard something in him crack because he took Tim down to the root with what Tim suspected was a hint of super-speed as Tim came down his throat .
And Conner swallowed everything because he was a) Conner and b) The Devil .
Before he could take in what was happening , Tim was on his back on the bed and Conner was kissing him with , wet , WET lips which tasted sour in his mouth .
Tim moaned as his mouth was ravished .
Conner pulled away , a string of saliva still connecting their lips , and smiled at him .
"Goddamnit Conner , I told you to stop , Jesus ."
Conner leaned in and began sucking a hickey on Tim's neck , Tim melted under him .
"You did ? I thought you were just ... praising me , sorry angel ."
The grin fired his way was in no way apologetic but Tim still smiled .
"You love watching me lose it , don't you ?"
"You said it , not me , anyway , break time ?"
Tim raised a brow .
Conner pointed to Tim's rapidly softening erection .
"Oh , I mean , sure ?"
Conner clapped like Tim had just achieved something amazing .
"Okay , lemme pour you some" Conner was gone and had returned before Tim could blink handing him a glass "wine , courtesy of daddy dearest ."
Tim accepted the glass with a satisfied smile before he brought it to his lips .
"This , oh this is good , kudos to Lex , apparently ."
"Kudos to you , dude , the only reason I even received this was because Lex thinks I'm about to leave him for you ."
"And will you ?"
Conner's eyes widened ever so slightly .
"I uh , I don't really ..." Conner sucked in a quick breath "no ."
"Oh ."
"Does that , I mean , are you disappointed ?"
Tim drained his glass .
"A little ."
Conner looked at him before extending a hand Tim's way .
Tim took it .
"I just ... don't really want to , yet . I'm happy with the way things are right now , I love seeing you and talking to you and watching movies with you and-"
"Having sex with me ?"
Conner giggled .
"Yeah , that too , thing is , I like working for Lex , too , I know he's not a saint and certainly not the best dad in the world but , it's a rewarding job , metaphorically and literally and , I really can't imagine myself working for Batdaddy or waking up to one of your siblings looking down at me with a kryptonite sowrd in hand and YES I do mean Damian , I'm ranting aren't I ?"
Tim smiled .
"Just a tiny bit , go on ."
"I would just ... like things to continue they way they have so far , I ... like this , I like us ."
Tim smiled again .
"Understandable , I like us , too , I don't wanna pressure you or anything , just remember , if you ever get bored of Lex , there's always us , Stephanie and Dick love you already and-"
"Damian wants to kill me and Jason probably thinks I'm a slut ."
Tim leaned in to kiss him .
"I mean , he's kinda right ."
Conner's response was muffled by Tim's fingers sliding in his mouth .
Tim got himself on top and pushed Conner down softly .
Conner spoke around the fingers in his mouth and his voice came out slightly raspy .
"Oh ? Is someone back in the game ?"
"And about to top you , too , babe ."
"My oh my , how interesting , go right ahead ."
"Um Conner , quick question ?"
"Shoot ."
"Okay , the whole "good boy" thing , are , are we ... doing it ?"
"I mean , if you think it's weird , we don't need t-"
"No , I was worried you'd find it , I dunno , cringey ?"
Conner smiled .
"Anything that comes out of your mouth is ART , angel , seriously you could talk about the life cycle of the giant Manta ray and I'd be hanging on your lips ."
"Yeah , 'cause you like my lips ."
"Nooooo , because you open your mouth and stars pour out . Get it , 'cause you're a STAR ."
Tim smiled a goofy smile and Conner giggled at him .
"Okay then , if I'm the star of the relationship , why don't you spread these for me ?"
Conner spread his legs as an easy smile appeared on his face .
Tim looked down .
OH
HOHO
OKAY .
That was certainly ... unexpected , but not unwelcome ( yes Tim's brain was in fact an automatic Star Wars meme generator ) in the sllightest .
"Earth to Tim , you readin' ?"
The little laugh that escaped him echoed through the room .
"That's a ... Conner , is that a plug ?"
"UMMM AKSHUALLY , it's a stainless steel anal plug ." Conner corrected him while also raising a finger up to point at the ceiling and sticking his teeth out like a rabbit .
Tim was losing his goddamn mind over here and Conner was recreating memes in his face .
Tim reached out to touch it like he didn't believe it was real .
His fingers grazed metal .
HOT metal , because Kryptonian anatomy apparently had that effect on ... butt plugs .
"I thought you said you hadn't done this before ."
"Well , yeah , but , did you really think I'd come to the party unprepared ?"
Tim giggled .
"I appear to have underestimated you ."
"Subsntantially ."
"Okay , put the vocabulary away , or I'll break down laughing again ."
Conner moved a finger from one end of his lips to the other while smiling at him .
Tim reached for the plug again and slowly removed it with a circular motion .
Only to be greeted by ...
"I'm just going to assume this is lube ."
"Your assumption would be correct ."
"Which BDSM dungeon did you escape from again ?"
"Cadmus Laboratories ."
Tim threw his head back laughing while Conner looked at him , small smile on his face .
Tim realised he was still holding the plug in his hand .
Something that no longer mattered when he noticed the abforementioned lube slowly sliding out of Conner's entrance .
Absentmindedly , he realised something made a metallic clang against the floor.
Very-mindedly he realised he HAD to get his mouth on that .
So ... he did .
"I'll go ahead now , okay ?"
"Okay ."
"Be a good boy and moan for me ."
Conner giggled as Tim leaned in .
"Xvideos called , they want their horrible puns ba-oh ."
Conner's knees buckled the moment Tim's tongue reached him and licked along his thighs before focusing on his hole .
A muscular hand found its way to the back of Tim's head pulling him in .
And Tim lost himself in the sweet heat that was assaulting his senses .
Each lick ( and bite , because Tim bit down at some point and Conner fucking mewled at him ) brought out a very vocal reaction .
Oh also , the lube was apparently strawberry-flavored .
Which wasn't ... bad per se .
Conner let out a divine sound as Tim bit into soft skin again .
Tim pulled out just to ask :
"Does that feel good , baby ?"
"No , you're doing a horrible job actually and I'm moaning my lungs out so you won't be sad ."
Tim giggled .
And he leaned in to kiss Conner .
"Like how you taste ?"
Conner blushed .
"That's a , PRETTY lewd thing to ask , Tim ."
"So , yes ?"
"Fuck yes , can I have some more ?"
"Of course , baby , just gotta ask nicely ."
Conner's grin was diabolical as he looked into Tim's eyes .
"Can I , have some of that nice schlong , pretty please-
"Schlong ?"
-daddy ?"
Tim's eyes widened .
Conner took advantage of his surprise to take one of Tim's hands in his own and pop the index finger in his mouth .
Tim shivered .
"Is that a no ?"
Conner fucking winked at him .
"It's an unanimous yes , sweetheart , keep your legs spread ."
Conner let out a low chuckle as Tim made himself comfortable in between his legs and very carefully pushed in .
Tim cursed under his breath when that familiar heat engulfed him .
His hands travelled to Conner's core , his left one tugging at his nipples while the right trailed his abs .
And fuck , if this wasn't hot he didn't know what was .
Tim pushed in even more and for the first time , Conner's groans weren't all pleasure .
"Babe ?"
"Fine , I'm fine , it's just um new . Kiss me better ?"
Tim's smile may not have been visible as he kissed Conner , but it was definitely there .
Tim fell back on his legs to inspect his work .
Beneath him , Conner was a beautiful mess , sweaty and panting as his hair flew every which way and his eyes glimmered .
Oh also , Tim was buried inside of him .
Which like ... was hot .
"Conner , are we okay , can I ... go on ?"
Conner smiled .
"We are more than okay , angel , advance ."
Advance ?
Tim didn't need to be told twice .
He pushed in more as Conner moaned .
"Fuck , baby you're so good , so tight , you're perfect ."
Conner smiled as Tim kissed him .
Tim pushed in , one final time and at last his abdomen was flush against Conner's thighs .
Conner's eyes widened .
"Is it , oh wow , okay this is certainly ... a feeling ."
Tim giggled .
"Can I move or should I wait a bit for you to adjust ?"
"Just long enough for a kiss ."
The bright smile that overtook Tim's features widened when as he leaned in but Conner stopped him by raising his hand .
"Not there , silly ."
Conner craned his neck as if to show it off.
Actually , scrap the "as if" part , to show it off .
Tim got the memo immediately and his lips were on Conner's neck , sucking like his life depended on it .
Conner let out content little sounds and collapsed under his ministrations .
Tim leaned in even closer and Conner's erection brushed against his thigh .
Oh , he hadn't given it nearly enough attention today .
Eventough it was undeniably , one of Conner's best ... assets .
Never letting go of Conner's neck , Tim extended a hand and grabbed it .
His fingers slowly massaged the head as ample pre-cum , flowed from it .
Tim brought the hand back up and smiled as Conner looked at him with great curiosity in his eyes .
Curiosity , which disappeared the moment Tim's fingers pushed against his own lips .
And Tim sucked them eagerly .
A broken moan escaped Connner .
"Hey , I want some of that , too , sharing is caring ."
Tim's hand returned to Conner's shaft , giving a slow stroke and scooping up more DELICIOUS ( albeit kinda salty ) fluid .
The finger that found its way to Conner's mouth was meticulously sucked as Conner grinned at him .
"Mmm , that's sweet ."
"Know why ?"
"Tim , no , please don-"
"Because you're such a SWEET BOY ."
Conner threw his head back laughing .
"Oh my god , no , get out ."
"Out of the room ot out of you ?"
Conner blushed as Tim giggled at him .
"Out of my life if you don't up the ante , come on angel , fuck me good , won't you ?"
And Tim ?
Tim was a simple man .
"Anything you want , baby ."
The first experimental thrust made them both grunt .
Conner's hands found Tim's own and pulled them closer , placing them on Conner's chest .
Next to his heart .
Tim blinked as he felt it , beating .
Beating like crazy .
For him .
Was that supposed to make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside ?
It did .
Conner's playful smirk tore through his daydreaming .
Tim thrusted again feeling Conner's core shake under his arms .
"Oh , angel , that's- that's good ."
"Yeah ?"
"Mmm , fuck , it is , everything you give me is always so good ."
Tim's heart did a little jump at that .
And he picked up the pace .
Silent curses and moans escaped Conner's lips as Tim drove into him , and the sound of skin-on-skin contact reverberated off the walls around them .
Suddenly , Conner's cursing became much more vocal as Tim hit what he suspected was Conner's-
"What was that ? Oh , do that again , fuck , more mmm ."
Tim hit the spot again and Conner squirmed under him .
"Is that good ? Do you like that , baby ?"
"I fucking love that , angel , you're fuck , you're pretty good at this ."
"That's me , jack of all trades ."
"Oh yeah , jack me off while you're at it , jack of all trades ?"
Tim smiled as he wrapped his hand around Conner's erection .
The skin was almost too hot to the touch .
Almost .
Conner whined as Tim established a fast rhythm .
Tim looked down again and was captivated for what felt like the one-hundredth time since he had met Conner .
The tanned skin , the glorious muscles , the white teeth , the messy hair .
Those kind , blue eyes .
Filled with nothing but love as they looked back at him .
They all led him to the inevitable conclusion that he-
"I love you , angel ."
Tim paused for the tiniest of moments .
Taking it all in .
And then his fingers were on Conner's cheeks , stroking softly .
"I love you , too , baby ."
"Superboy ."
"Huh ?"
"Call me , I mean you can call me that if you want ."
"I thought we liked supernova ."
"We do , but in here ?" Conner got up , just enough to lean into his ear "I'm your superboy , baby ."
And excuse Tim but his brain did a teeny-tiny meltdown at that .
Tim pushed Conner back down .
Conner smiled at him .
"Okay then , superboy , better hold on ."
Tim leaned in and Conner wrapped his arms around his head , pulling him closer .
Their faces were barely an inch apart , now .
"I'm holding on , angel , go wild ."
A devious smirk appeared on Tim's face .
And he began thrusting again , faster this time while Conner was reduced to a whimpering mess under him , Tim captured his lips in a kiss .
And Conner fucking bit him .
Tim let out a sinful sound at that as he continued .
"Oh , oh my-fuck- I , Tim , I don't think I ugh-"
Tim traced a finger over Conner's lips silencing him .
"Are you almost there , baby-boy ?"
Of course , Conner was about to say just that but , interrupting him made Tim feel like a little shit .
So he did .
Conner smiled .
"I am ."
"Oh , me too baby , let's see here ."
Tim took one of Conner's nipples in his hand and lightly twisted it .
Conner grunted .
Tim picked up the pace , practically throwing himself on Conner with each thrust .
And Conner sounded like he was having the time of his life .
His legs wrapped around Tim's waist pulling him in .
Tim placed his hands on Conner's thighs , as his nails lightly dug into soft , hot skin .
A particularly well-paced thrust made them both moan and suddenly Tim was being moved .
He blinked as he was placed on his back and Conner was now riding him .
Show-off .
Conner offered him his most charming smile and Tim couldn't help but stare , because , half-kryptonian-brickhouse-riding-you-as-he-smiled-at-you was a pretty captivating experience .
And then Tim felt it .
A growing pressure on his lower abdomen .
"Co-Conner , I'm oh fuck , almost there ."
"Mmm yeah angel ? What are you waiting for ? Cum for me , cum for your" Conner leaned into his ear , whispering , as Tim's skin prickled "superboy ."
And like ... okay .
Tim did , could someone blame him ?
The smile that spread on Conner's face the moment he realised Tim had , made him look like the cat that had gotten the cream .
And call it , pride , but Tim felt an indomitable need to wipe it from his face .
So he reached out .
And grabbed hot skin .
Going once .
Going twice .
Goi-
Conner came .
Hot white ended up everywhere and Tim was absolutely sure some landed on his cheek .
Conner collapsed on top of him .
"That was pretty low , angel ."
Tim giggled .
"Ambition can creep as well as soar , know who said that ?"
"Edmund Burke ."
"Hey , you were supposed to say you didn't so that I'd feel accomplished ."
"Oh sorry , I don't please tell me ."
"It was Edmund Burke ."
"Really ? WOW , you're so accomplished , baby ."
"Thank you , I do my best ."
They looked at each other , before breaking down laughing . Then they had a quick shower because you know , bodily fluids .
Conner picked him up and sat him down on the kitchen table .
No , seriously , ON the kitchen table .
See , there were no chairs .
Tim looked around .
"Weren't you supposed to get chairs , this week ?"
"I was , but Lex has been overworking the fuck out of me ."
"I thought he was afraid he was going to lose you ."
"He is , so he probably wants to get as much profit as he can outta me ."
Tim smiled .
"What an ideal working arrangement ."
"Beats sharing a bathroom with Damian ."
Tim opened his mouth .
And then closed it .
Because that was ... true .
Conner handed him a glass .
"Oh , more expensive wine , what are you trying to do , lower my inhibitions so you can have your way with me ?"
Conner gasped theatrically .
"Oh he's onto me , quick , I need to disorient him , hey angel have I shown you any pics of Krypto lately ?"
Tim giggled .
"My phone's been exploding with them ."
Conner took out his phone as Tim sipped his wine .
"Look at what the goofball did today ."
A video of Krypto sleeping on Conner's lap , opening one of his eyes to look at the camera , closing it again and then letting out a yawn made Tim smile .
"Okay , that's cute and all but it's not exactly amazing , babe ."
Conner smiled .
"Keep watching ."
Krypto sneezed mid-yawn and doing so caused his body to go up into the air , do a back-flip and drop on Conner's lap again , this time facing the other way as one of his ear flaps was covering his eye .
Tim clapped .
"He's a regular circus performer ."
"He had a good teacher ."
Tim smiled at that and drained his glass .
He made sure to memorise the wine's name , because this was good .
Conner put the now empty bottle away and took Tim's hand in his own .
"You know , your cheeks are slightly red right now ."
"Oh yeah ?"
"Totally , you're like Snow White ."
"I can live with that , movie time ?"
"Sure , Disney ?"
"Disney , transport me to the couch o valiant knight ."
"Your wish is my command , princess ."
Tim was in a bridal carry , again while Conner smiled at him .
Conner sat him down and went through their DVD collection .
"I still can't believe you've never watched the classics , seriously , what were they doing at Cadmus ?"
"Teaching us things they considered important , they tried to have us watch a movie once ."
"Oh yeah , what happened ?"
"Match went ballistic ."
"Who ?"
"Oh YEAH , um , okay so I have a brother ."
Tim looked at him .
"Okay , am I gonna meet him ?"
"Mmm , lemme think , no ."
"Specific reason ?"
"He's difficult ."
"Aren't we all ?"
"No , he's like will-try-to-kill-you-the-moment-he-sees-you difficult ."
"How come ?"
"Something about his genetic make-up went kinda wrong , serious anger issues ."
"Where is he ?"
"Hell if I know , he's probably going around the world breaking things ."
"Do you have like a picture at least ?"
Conner scrolled though his phone's collection for at least a minute before he turned it around to show him .
There was Conner , in his usual clothes and there was also ... Conner again ?
Tim looked closer .
His eyes were different .
"He looks just like you ."
"He's a clone , babe , kinda our thing ."
In the picture Match was smiling , or at least he was trying to .
To be honest , Tim found it kinda adorable .
"He doesn't look so bad ."
"Neither does the blue-ringed octopus , but it can kill you ."
"I'd love to meet him , though ."
Conner sighed but Tim's puppy eyes overpowered him almost instantly .
"Fine I'll try , no promises , fair warning , he can be a bit of an asshole ."
"Dude , I've spent half my life living with Damian , please ."
"Okay , can we focus on the movie again ?"
"Sure , what are you thinking ?"
"Well , I'm considering either "The Little Mermaid" or "The Lion King" , guide me ."
"We just have to watch "The Little Mermaid" my childhood crush is in that movie ."
Conner looked at the DVD case's cover .
He pointed at Ariel .
"You mean her ?"
"Nope ."
Conner pointed at Eric .
"Him ?"
"Nah ."
"Who is it then ?"
"Start the movie and I'll show you ."
Conner did , sitting down , next to him and extending an arm over Tim's shoulder to pull him closer .
Tim leaned into his chest .
Twenty minutes in , Conner was laughing his ass off .
Tim glared at him .
"What ?"
"Your childhood crush was Ursula the Sea Witch ?"
"Absolutely ."
"But like , she hasn't done anything interesting ."
"Wait for it ."
Conner did and eventually ...
(Lemme break the fourth wall real quick and give you this this , thanks , bye .)
"My dear sweet child , that's what I do , it's what I LIVE for , to help undortunate merfolk , like yourself , poor souls with no one else to turn to ."
Conner looked at Tim .
Tim smiled .
"Now ."
The music of "Poor Unfortunate Souls" began playing and Tim got up and tugged at Conner's arm .
"I am not dancing to a Disney villain song ."
"Yes you are , come on ."
Conner got up giggling and placed his hands on Tim's waist while Tim placed his on Conner's shoulders .
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
Tim giggled as Conner spun him around .
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
"Where did you learn to do that ?"
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
True? Yes
"Mercy was very clear on what a gentleman should know how to do ."
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
"Mercy is an icon ."
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed, pathetic
"Did Ursula just call us pathetic ?"
"Keep dancing ."
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
"This is catchy."
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
"Don't I know it ?"
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
"I'm beginning to see the appeal ."
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Tim smiled as Conner used TTK to lift him off the floor and spin him thetrically in the air .
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Conner chuckled and placed a soft kiss on the top of his head .
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
"No , wait I want more , why did she stop ?"
"Be patient , there's more later ."
Conner sat him down on the couch before sitting himself .
"I must say , your childhood crush rules ."
"Of course she does , I have great taste , as proven by this ."
Signaling what "this" was , Tim's hands squeezed Conner's chest .
"My tits ?"
"Your heart ."
Conner's eyes lit up .
"I mean , tits are nice , too ."
Conner giggled as Tim got up and dropped himself on the other man , stradling his legs .
Before leaning in and looking into his eyes .
You'll have your looks, your pretty face
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha
"Babe , Ursula is starting again ."
Tim didn't move an inch .
Instead he leaned in , even closer , as Conner's hands moved to his waist .
"That's not important right now ."
Conner smiled .
"I thought she was your crush ."
"She was , past tense ."
Conner's smile widened .
"Are you implying you have a new crush ?"
"I am ."
"Oh , are they any good ?"
"Well , he's not a plus-size underwater icon who can absolutely slay a villain song , but-"
"But ?"
"He's my superboy , and I love him ."
Conner's smile threatened to reach his ears as Tim captured his lips in a kiss .
"And he loves you too , angel ."
Tim smiled into the kiss .
Because he knew that .
With all his heart .
Notes:
Once again , thank you for reading my work and for putting up with my absolute crush over MOMMY Ursula , I know this feels like random scenes with no connection to one another but I swear there is an actual plot forming in my head , hence the little Cadmus thing at the beginning . But that's for a later chapter . Kisses and love your way . If you liked this please consider dropping some kudos or even a comment , I swear those notifications ao3 sends me when I get a comment ? Delicious . Thanks !
Chapter 5
Notes:
First of all , I would like to apologize for the delay , I was forced to go through some VERY boring and difficult procedures to get signed-up to Law School . See in GREECE , the land of God , you have to go through some awful exams and even if you succeed , you still have to fil in a bunch of horrible paperwork and applications , so YEAH , I had to do that . AHEM , moving on to the actual interesting part of my life , WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS , this fic blew up , seriously I don't even consider this to be that good of a work but you are just eating it up so what more can I say except , thank you , as long as you keep reading I'll keep writing (I'm an attention wh#re). Please Enjoy .
P.S. , no smut in this one ): , don't worry I'll get you next time .
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
"So like , can I borrow a suit ?"
Lex offered Conner what was probably his best "what the devil do you want from me now , you infernal child ?" glare before setting his pen down .
"Why do you need to borrow a suit , Conner ?"
"I've got somewhere I need to be and I wanna look ... stylish ."
Lex regarded him for a long second .
"Please tell me this has nothing to do with the Wayne heir ."
"Okay , this has nothing no do with the Wayne heir ."
"Conner ."
"What ? You literally asked me t-"
"I do not trust the Waynes ."
"And believe me the Waynes don't trust you , but don't worry it's just a family dinner ."
"They have invited you to Wayne Manor ?"
"Yes ."
Lex got up from his desk and walked closer to him .
"Do you realise what this means ?"
Conner smiled at him .
"Yeah , Tim's family wants to meet me so our relationship is going well."
"No , this is a unique opportunity to gain insight into the Wayne's operations ."
Conner raised a finger .
"Except I'm not going to do that , because a) Tim trusts me not to and b) I'm not an asshole ."
Lex sighed .
"You'll never make it if you're that soft , son ."
"And that's just fine , I don't need to make it . I'm perfectly content with my LexCorp paycheck . And the occasional painting ."
Lex sighed again , like the weight of the world had just been dropped on his poor shoulders .
"Very well then , Mercy ?"
The tall woman appeared out of thin air and looked at them .
"Sir ?"
"Get Conner a suit , a good one ."
"I could just borro-"
"No , I will not have Bruce Wayne of all people look down on my son for wearing a borrowed suit . It's drip or die out there ."
Conner raised a brow .
Lex smiled .
"What ? I can't use gen z slang ?"
"Oh no , you can , you absolutely can , just ... please don't ."
"But you can ?"
"I mean ... yeah ?"
"Conner , your behavior is giving double standards ."
"Dad plea-"
"No , what you're saying is very sus , son ."
Conner backed down in horror .
"Mercy please , take me away from here ."
Mercy nodded and opened the door .
Lex offered a devilish smirk .
"No hold on , I learnt just yesterday what "gyatt" means ."
Conner went out the window .
Mercy looked at Lex .
Lex smiled .
"Ah , children , so easy to horrify . Make sure he gets a nice suit ."
"Will do ."
*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/* You know what time it is , people , TIME SKIP TIME , KingU Crimson or some sh#t
Conner looked himself in the mirror . A rather fashionable young man if-he-said-so-himself , looked back .
"I think this one's fine ."
Mercy looked bored out of her mind . She was sat on a huge armchair , cross-legged and was checking her nails .
"Mister Luthor , you've said that for every one you've tried on . You've tried on sixteen suits ."
Conner blinked .
"True , well if you offer some feedba-"
"The sleeves are too tight ."
Conner looked at the sleeves like they were restricting his blood flow .
"Is that ... bad ?"
"Yes ."
"Right ."
Conner took off the suit's jacket and placed it on a chair in the dressing room . Benefits of being Lex Luthor's son ? You got some huge-ass dressing rooms , this one even had a TV in it .
"How about th-"
"Too long ."
"This o-"
"Too short ."
"Surely this on-"
"Too blue ."
"Mercy , you aren't even looking at me ."
Mercy looked at him .
"Too . Blue ."
Conner threw the discarded clothes on the chair .
Instead of putting on the rest he just held them up and Mercy provided him with strict opinions on each and every one .
"No , no , no , God no , maybe ?"
Conner looked at the black suit and pants .
"You think ?"
"Put them on ."
"Turn around ?"
"Oh please , I've seen it all before , you were totally naked in your Cadmus pod , you know ."
"Mmm , lucky you ."
Mercy rolled her eyes before turning around , anyway .
"Okay , ready ."
Mercy looked at him and her eyes widened .
"It's ... reasonably good ."
"So it fucking rules ?"
Mercy grinned .
"Yes , now we need to find shoes ."
"Don't I need a tie ?"
"Do you want a tie ?"
"No ."
"Well then , why bring it up ?"
Conner shook his head as he chuckled .
"Right , sorry , shoes ?"
Mercy got up from her armchair throne and lifted up a bunch of shoe boxes before handing them to him .
Conner went through them quickly , with Mercy's critical eye helping him choose .
"Too bright , too black , too ... fruity ?"
"That's not necessarily bad you know ."
"Mister Luthor , I was a butch lesbian before Cadmus even existed don't talk to me about gay rights ."
"Mea Culpa ."
"Indeed , these are good ."
Conner looked at "these" , those being some black , ankle-high boots .
"I dunno , aren't they a bit ... basic ?"
Mercy grinned .
"Challenge accepted ."
"Wh-"
"Shush , let me see" Mercy went through twenty-something boxes in less than a minute , and Conner just looked at her opening them, assesing the shoes and closing them again faster than he could blink "these ."
These boots were black , too , but they were more pointy , and went a little higher .
"Oh , these are cunty ."
"Language ."
"Well , they are ."
Conner put them on and looked at the mirror .
"Thoughts ?"
Mercy looked him up and down .
"It's a good ensemble ."
"A compliment ? Mercy , are you feeling alright ? Want me to check your body temperature ?"
Mercy grinned .
"Don't push your luck , mister Luthor ."
Conner was about to respond when his phone rang , he took it out of his pocket and looked at the screen .
Incoming Call : Angel
Conner picked up and smirked at the ingenuity of the name . Simple , yes but effective .
"To what , do I owe the pleasure ?"
"Your dashing good looks among other things ."
Conner turned around so Mercy wouldn't roll her eyes at him . She still would , he just wouldn't be able to see her .
"Do go on ."
"Your unique sense of humor , your pretty eyes , your dog" Conner chuckled "your killer fashion sense ."
"About that ..."
"Yes ?"
"I have gotten hold of this" Conner turned around to look at Mercy "cunty outfit , all by myself by the way , with no outside assistance ."
Mercy flipped him off as Conner smiled
"Show me ?"
Conner put Tim on speaker before unlocking his phone and looking for the camera app . Finding it he looked at the mirror and did his very best pose , showing off everything .
Sent .
It took Tim about seven seconds to receive the photo and look at it .
Seven seconds during which Conner eagerly waited for his opinion .
"Fuck I-"
"Hold on , you're on speaker , okay go on ."
Tim chuckled .
"I wanna climb you like a tree right now ."
"OOOH , how ... fascinating ."
"The pants , the blazer , the shoes they're all so ... you , maybe lose the earring , though ."
"You don't like it ?"
"No no , it's not me , I'm not the problem , but you know my father figure , the big bad bat ?"
"I know , I know , can we go back to the praising-my-apearence part ?"
Tim chuckled .
"Where are you , anyway ?"
"Gucci ."
"Gucci , as of the fashion house ?"
"No , Gucci as of the cocaine peddler , yes Tim , the fashion house ."
"Ri-ight , any specific reason as to why you're bying expensive-as-fuck clothes ?"
"I wanna impress Batdaddy and the rest of Batman Inc. ."
"Oh good , you didn't forget ."
"UM HELLO ? Of course I didn't forget ."
"You're a gem ."
"Don't I know it ?"
"I was thinking we cou-hold on ."
Conner did , looking at a pair of leather gloves with great interest , he tried to pick them up only to have Mercy shake her head .
"GET A LIFE ! YES I AM , YES HE'S COMING" Tim sighed "Damian if you don't leave my room in the next five sec-God damnit I swear he's doing it on purpose ."
"Hey , at least you have weird siblings , where I live , it's all me and Lex ."
"Trust me , I'd take Lex any day ov-Jason ?"
"Jason ?"
"Jason , put Coral down this instant , I'm not going to stoop to your level , give her back ."
Conner had gotten Tim a shark plushie from Ikea which Tim had appropriately named 'Coral' .
Conner heard heavy footsteps and something that sounded suspiciously familiar to a "come get , bitch " before the phone was picked up again .
"Conner ?"
"Tough day ?"
"I just got my shark plushie snatched by my older brother , need I say more ?"
"Wanna have" Conner dropped his voice several octaves "phone sex later ?"
In their very specific personal dialect , "phone sex" meant to watch Jojo's together through Discord , don't even ask how that came to be .
"Oh my God , stop , Bruce probably has every line going in and out of the Manor bugged . He'll think you've corrupted me ."
Conner giggled .
"MISTER WAYNE ? If you can hear me , I didn't corrupt your son , he's as pure as a dove ."
"Yeah okay , I'm not ."
"Yeah okay , he's not ."
Tim giggled and it made Conner smile .
'You nervous for tonight ?"
"Who , me ? HAH , please ."
"Riiiight , okay then , tough guy , be here seven sharp ."
"Aha ."
"When I say sharp I do mean sharp ."
"Aha ."
"Seven and two seconds isn't gonna cut it ."
"Of course it's not gonna cut it , it won't be sharp , get it 'cut it' 'sharp' ? Because if it isn't sharp it can't-"
Conner could feel Tim face-palm through the line .
"Conner , you're explaining the joke , you're not supposed to explain the jo-"
"Sorry , you just make me kinda stupid ."
Tim chuckled .
"Stop ."
"Seriously , prolonged exposure to your CAPTIVATING presence lowers my IQ ."
"Oh yeah ?"
"Totally , so much so that , you could sweet-talk me into watching the Avatar movie ."
"What's so bad ab-"
"The Last Airbender one ."
"Oh LORD , not the Last Airbender one ."
"You know it babe , that's how much influence you have over me ."
Mercy snapped her fingers pointing to her watch .
"Oops , gotta go , sorry , we've left Lex home alone for more than three hours , he's probably trying to take over some small country as we speak ."
"Yeah , Damian does that , too , see you at seven ."
"Sharp ?"
"Sharp ."
"Bye, angel , don't you worry , I'll charm my way into your weird family's heart , trust me ."
"I know you will , see you ."
"Love ya ."
"Love ya more ."
Conner hung up and looked at Mercy .
"We can go ."
"Oh , really , how nice of you ."
"I'm a nice guy ."
Conner walked to the door .
Mercy coughed discreetly .
"Mister Luthor , your *ahem* clothes ."
"Oh right , sorry , I was just thinking about-"
"Indeed , clothes ."
Conner walked back to the chair and started undressing before putting on his normal clothes .
He and Mercy walked out of the fashion house after flashing Lex's capitalism-is-not-the-answer-it's-the-question-and-the-answer-is-yes platinum card at the front desk .
"I trust you've chosen a gift ?"
Conner almost dropped the fancy box his shoes were placed in .
"The what ?"
"Gift , you know a wine bottle , a food basket , something to say 'Hi , I'm not a complete asshat coming into your house empty-handed !' , that kind of gift ."
Conner held the boxes up with TTK to place both hands on Mercy's shoulders and shake her .
"Mercy , I don't have a gift , why didn't you tell me I had to get one ?"
"It's common courtesy ."
"I was grown in a TUBE , I didn't exactly get to experience common courtesy ."
"Well that's-"
Mercy's phone rang .
"Sir ? Yes , we're almost- the Prime Minister of Japan ? Yes , I can arrange it , yes , yes , to look like an accident , of course , yes , I can ask him ."
Mercy looked at Conner .
"Would a quick flight to Japan be completely out of the question for you ?"
"Depends on what I'll be doing there ."
Mercy fell silent for a moment as Lex talked to her .
"Cutting a car's breaks ."
"The Prime Minister's car ?"
"Nnnnno."
Conner face-palmed .
"I gotta find a gift , fast , I can't deal with Lex's Bond villain shit , sorry , please take these ."
Conner handed her the boxes before opening the limo's door for her and ushering her inside .
"Don't wait for me !"
Mercy looked like she had several things she'd like to say but Conner was already walking away .
Searching for the contact on his phone , Conner clicked on the image of Marvin the Martian and (click here folks , I swear I'm having way too much fun with the features) waited .
"Pickuppickuppickuppi-"
"Connie ?"
"M'gann ?"
"Bitch , obviously , does anyone else call you 'Connie' ? Who did you expect , Marvin the goddamn Martian ?"
Conner chose ... not to comment on the picture of M'gann's contact on his phone .
"Right , I uh have a problem ."
"What a surprise , go on ."
"Remember Tim ?"
"You mean the and I quote 'best thing that's ever happened to me' , the 'coolest dude ever' , the guy you spent two hours desribing to me ? Yeah I remember him ."
"His family invited me over ."
"That's , oh my , that's so good , Connie , uh , I don't see the problem ."
"Right , I need to get them a gift , you know a 'thank you for inviting me' thing ?"
"Yes okay , people do that , I still don't see the problem ."
"I have no idea what to get them ."
"Okay okay calm down , when is this thing ?"
"In uh" Conner checked a clock "in three hours ."
"IN THREE *ahem* and you called a Martian to give you advice on what to get a human family ?"
"I uh ... yeah ?"
"Mhhmm okay , fullproof plan , let's see , chocolate ?"
"Banal ."
"Wine ?"
"I'll look like an alcoholic ."
"UUUUUM , a candle ?"
"They are multi-billionaires or something ."
"You could always steal them a painting , I hear the Mona Lisa has gone almost three days without anyone steali-"
"Bart yoinked it yesterday ."
"Damn , hey , have you've ever thought that maybe we could use our vast powers and capabilities to help people in need instead of stealing shit ."
M'gann and Conner fell silent for a second .
Before breaking down laughing .
"AH , ha , don't just heh , throw these jokes without a warning , jeez ."
"Sorry , sorry , um , off point , back to your problem , let's see , what ?"
"What ?"
"Not talking to you ."
"Oh 'scuse me , who even-is it La'gaan again ? Is he bothering you ? Want me to beat him up for y-"
"You're a genius , Z ."
"Huh ?"
"Zatanna says you should get them a-what did you call it- a snow globe ."
"Zatanna is over there ?"
"Yeah ."
"And she's ... listening ."
"Again , off point , get a snow globe ."
"M'gann , tell Zatanna I appreciate it , but , snow globes are for kids or clinically insane middle-aged men , and I mean there's Damian but I don't thin-"
"It will be a MAGICAL snow globe , silly ."
"Oh , tell me more ."
"Hold on , I'll give you the specialist ."
"Wha-"
"Conner ? Hi , Zatanna here ."
"Hi , Z , you okay ?"
"Yeah , listen , it's a great gift , dad got me one last year and I've spent hours looking at it , it changes into sceneries and monuments from all over the world , I'm telling you , nothing like a snowy Parthenon at five in the morning ."
"Okay , but like ... it's still a snow gl-"
"Superman got his wife one last year ."
Conner chuckled .
"My irresponsible parental unit got one ? You convinced me , where do I get it ?"
"There's a shop , it might be a lil' far away th-"
"Z , half-Superman , remember ?"
"Right , I'll have M'gann send you the adress , good luck on your date , just be yourself ."
"Will do , thanks , bye !"
"Connie ? We good ?"
"Yeah M , thanks , uh I should probably get to bying the thing as it is in" Conner double-checked his phone "Seattle ? Right *ahem* I'm going now ."
"Alright , just be yourself ."
"M'gann , we are talking about Batman's family here . I don't think they'd really appreciate my true self ."
"Hey , your true self is lots of fun !"
"Yeah , exactly , it's Batman , notice how there's no 'fun' in 'Batman' ? There's a reason for that ."
"Heh , okay , whatever you say , go slay and remember : no sex jokes ."
"M'gann , I don't make sex jo-"
"Yeah and I'm the queen of England ."
"Right , gotta go now , your majesty , thanks ."
"Anytime , bombshell , go dazzle them ."
"Will do , bye !"
"ByeBye !"
Conner disconnected the call .
"Right , awesome gift coming up ."
*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/* YES another time skip , this is the life .
Putting the heavy box down on his bed , Conner smiled .
The shop was all out of magical snow globes , apparently .
He had gotten a 'portable milky way' , though , he'd say it was a good replacement . It was , literally , a galaxy in your palm , what else could they ask of him ?
Conner checked the clock .
"Right , shower ti-"
A loud clicking against the window made him look up .
Opening it he smiled .
"Come right in , handsome ."
Krypto did , barking happily .
Conner scratched him behind the ears as Krypto collapsed on his lap with a soft thud .
Conner looked at Krypto's cape and searched for the familiar spot where he knew it was torn . He had wanted to fix it for some time now .
Finding it , he was surprised to notice , someone had fixed it .
"Krypto , did you suddenly learn how to stitch ?"
Krypto licked his hand .
"Right , I'm assuming that's a no , which means that someone fixed this , please tell me the Big Blue Boyscout can't stitch ."
Krypto barked what sounded like a 'Of course not , Conner ! Only you can do that so well that whenever my cape is ruined I run to you and you help me . Because you're the best owner ever , I WUV you !'
Or something like that .
"So , who fixed this , dude ?"
Krypto let out a loud bark and licked Conner's neck .
"Aha , okay you lil' traitor you , in league with Big Blue , thanks a lot ."
Krypto licked his nose making a short giggle escape Conner .
Conner stomped down on it with viciousness , wanting to appear hurt .
Krypto did an adorable back flip in the air before assaulting him with puppy eyes .
Approximately half a second after he did , Conner was hugging him , kissing the top of his head .
"Okay okay , you're forgiven I guess , I mean , I know you're technically his dog , but I don't ... wanna share anything with him , especially you ."
Krypto sat on his hanches , as Conner held him close .
"I just ... I love you very much , okay ? And if anyone is going to fix your cape , it'll be me , alright ?"
Krypto barked in agreement .
"Okay , glad we have an understanding , listen-"
Krypto's ears perked up in attention .
"-I need to go have a shower and then dress to impress Tim's family , so I'll leave you alone for a while ."
Krypto nodded .
"You know , sometimes , I really think you can understand me ."
Krypto nodded again .
"Okay , want a treat ?"
Krypto did , so Conner gave him one (five) before heading for the bathroom .
"Please don't fly outside Lex's window again , he almost had an aneurysm last time ."
Krypto barked happily at the memory .
And then , Conner was showering having discarded his clothes .
Reaching for the 'aGAYan Breeze' shampoo M'gann had gotten him a month ago ('you need to smell extra nice if you want to keep the birdie swooning over you , dude' ) he smiled .
He had it all planned out , the clothes , the gift , the witty joke he'd make upon entering , bound to make everyone like him in an insta-
His phone buzzed .
Conner knew , eventhough it was on the other side of the penthouse , on the kitchen table .
Looking through the bathroom wall , he was just fast enough to catch Tim's name followed by a text message .
It read :
"Don't freak out but there has been a smaaaaaal change ."
Conner almost dropped his "aGAYan Breeze" as another text came in .
"A few more ppl are comin ."
Conner , havind decided this was much more important than his bath hurried up the process with just a hint of super-speed and was stepping out of the shower after two minutes . Snatching his bathrobe off the hook hanging on the wall he sprinted for his phone .
Krypto brought it to him before he could reach the kitchen .
"Thanks , boy ."
And just in the nick of time too as Tim was apparently calling him now .
"Yeah ?"
"Hi , read my texts ?"
"Yeah , I , was showering actually , saw them through the wa-doesn't matter , who's 'a few more ppl' , dude ?"
"Oh , just uh , my very extended family ."
"You mean , someone other than Jason , Steph , Damian and Dick ? How 'extended' are we going for , here ?"
"Oh you have no idea , all the batkids and bat-people could probably fill a stadium , but , no , it'll be Cass and Duke and Selina ."
Conner knew Cass and Duke , or , at the very least had heard of them .
"Who's Selina ?"
"Bruce's *ahem* I don't even know actually , sometimes girlfriend , sometimes enemy sometimes-"
"Fuckbuddy ?"
Tim giggled .
"Yeah , something , I dunno , thing is , it will be her first time with the whole family , too , so um , there you go , I guess you have Catwoman to look to for help ."
Conner blinked .
"Catwo- THE Catwoman ?"
"Ye-"
"The 'steal all the Fabergé eggs' Catwoman ?"
"Yea-"
"The rob the museum of Luvre blind Catwoman ?"
"Conner , calm down, yes it's her she's Catwoman ."
"Tim , buddy , angel , you don't get it ."
"What don't I get , exactly ?"
"I'm competing with Catwoman ."
"What are you even talking about ?"
"You said it'll be her first time there , too ."
"It will be , so ?"
"Don't you see the connection ? It'll be both out first time , your family is bound to compare us to each other ."
"That's ridiculous ."
"And I was so sure I had it all planned out perfectly , oh , she'll probably arrive with the Queen's crown as a gift or something , Tim , I'm gonna look like a small timer . I knew I should've stolen the Mona Lisa , god damnit , it was a good idea ."
"Conner , listen to me , no one is going to compare you to her , and even if they do , it'll be fine . I'll be there to smite them if they get judgemental ."
"Smite them ?"
"Aha ."
"Old Testament style ?"
"Aha ."
"Have I told you that I love you today ?"
Tim giggled .
"You may have mentioned it , though I wouldn't mind a repeat ."
"I love ya , angel ."
Krypto perked up at the words , making Conner laugh and scratch his head .
"Do I hear Krypto in the background ?"
"Possibly ."
Krypto barked .
Tim giggled .
"So uh , I was thinkin' ... perfume ?"
"Perfume ?"
"Yeah dude , cologne , fragrance , eau de toile-"
"I know the word , thanks , what about it ?"
"I should put some on ."
"Yeah ."
"Right , suggestions ? I was thinking my usual ."
"You wear perfume ?"
"Duh ."
"I have literally never noticed that ."
"I mean , I can't blame ya , you've got all THIS distracting you ."
"And here I was , worried you'd start doubting yourself ."
Conner checked the clock .
"I just might if Batdaddy looks at me the wrong way .
"Aha , okay , you and me both , now , perfume ?"
Conner walked to his closet .
"So , I have 'Versace Eros' ."
"Nah , Dick wears that , it's a very strong NAH ."
"Mhhm , 'Artisan Pure' ?"
"I used to wear that , it's nice ."
"It is , but I also have , hang on to your seat ."
"Hanging ."
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSauvage ."
"Sauvage ?"
"Tim , no , you're supposed to pop the 's' like there's no tomorrow ."
"I am ?"
"Yeah , come on do it with me ."
"What ? I'm not going t-"
"SSSSSSSSauvage by Diorrrrr ."
Tim giggled .
"You're such a dork ."
"Mhh , guilty as charged , so , what do I put on ?"
"I liked the one with the multiple 's' , actually ."
"Oh , you mean SSSSS-"
"Conner , no , hold on , YES I know what time it is Steph thank you ."
"Angel ?"
"I gotta go get ready , babe , how ready are you ?"
Conner looked at his bathrobe .
"Putting on shoes now , angel , be there in ten ."
"Make that twenty , I'm in pajamas ."
"Mhh , sexy , tell me more ."
"Lemme see , black sweatpants , um socks ?"
"OOH , socks ? I may need to come over if you're wearing SOCKS , babe ."
"Mmm , shut up , hoodie , Dick's old Superman shirt ."
"Come again ?"
"Superman shirt ."
"EW , that's like EW , turn-off of the year , why would you even wear his mercha-"
"So you can rip it off of me ?"
Conner swallowed as the soft fabric between his legs shifted .
Oh .
"Would you like to do that , Superboy ?"
OH HO HO
Okay
Bad Conner
Very bad
"I uh ... possibly ?"
"Tell you what . Get yourself here , pretty and sexy in fifteen , and when the third degree interrogation my family will call a dinner is over-"
"Yeah ?"
"You might get the chance to ."
Conner walked to the bathroom hanging his bathrobe back up and snatching his boxers from the bed .
Holding the phone next to his ear with TTK he slipped them on and sprinted for his wardrobe .
"We-el then , I'll be there in fifteen ."
"Right , I gotta go now , everyone else is ready and they're looking at me funny ."
"Oh the horrors of having a family , see ya in fifteen ."
"Fourteen and going , babe , better hurry ."
"Will do , love you !"
"Love you more !"
The line disconnected and Conner set his phone down .
Krypto perked up as he did .
"Sorry boy , running late ."
Grabbing the pants and putting them on he looked at his gift .
Smiling he put on socks .
And his phone was ringing again .
"Who even-"
Conner looked at the contact .
Mini-me
"Match , what's wrong ?"
Match's voice came through the line slightly annoyed and difficult to hear as loud music beat in the background .
"Why does something need to be wrong , can't I just call ?"
"HAHA , yeah okay , drop the bull , baby bro , which small country did you destroy this time ? I got somewhere I need to be in twelve minutes and I-"
"That's why I called actually ."
"Huh ?"
"Dad told me , and I wanted to-"
Ignoring Match's interesting view on their relationship with Lex , Conner , who was about to put on his shirt , halted .
"I just ... I wanted ... I mean-"
"Some time this solar cycle would be nice ."
"Oh , fuck you sideways , I'm not good with words , you know that ."
Conner's tone softened a bit as an easy smile found itself appearing on his lips .
"I do ."
"Just ... good luck ."
"Thanks ."
"Yeah , just be yourself ."
"Why does everyone keep telling me that ?"
"Beats me , I googled what one's supposed to say and do in situations like yours ."
"Huh , any other nice advice for me ?"
"You're supposed t-we got a problem ?"
Conner blinked as loud voices were heard .
"Wha-"
"No one's looking at your girlfriend , asshole , yeah right , oh shit that's your boyfriend ? I uh didn't mean to misgend-actually fuck you both ."
"Match ?"
"Hold on Conner , these guys identify as get/fucked ."
"Dude , I gotta go ."
"Oh yeah , you do that , break leg or something . No , I'm NOT threatening your girlfrie-boyfriend ."
"Don't kill anyone , promy ?"
"Promy , bye ."
"Goodbye ."
"Oh , you're angry , are you ? Go sit on a dildo YOU SUPERCILIOUS PIECE O-"
Conner set his phone down and finally succeeded in putting on his shirt , which was followed by his suit's jacket .
Now , normally he'd pop a button or two on his shirt open to show a lil' skin .
But seeing as his audience would include people he had never meant and the Batman , he decided against it .
Krypto licked his hand , making him smile as he started putting on his boots .
Standing up after he had , he looked at the mirror .
His earring shone in the low light and he extended a hand to take it off .
Reaching it , he stopped .
Looked at the mirror again .
Krypto pushed his head against Conner's leg , making him move a bit .
"I'm gonna be late , I know , I just ..."
Krypto barked .
Conner looked again .
And turned around .
Straightening out non-existant wrinkles , he grabbed the gift box ( it had a little ribbon and all that ) and opened the window .
Krypto dropped himself on the unmade bed and looked intently .
Conner's feet left the floor and he slowly exited the room while waving Krypto goodbye .
After having used GoogleMaps to figure out where the Wayne Manor was ( he never could tell without some help) , he pocketed his phone and looked at the box in his hands .
It was no Mona Lisa .
But still , he'd chosen it with care and ... and that should matter for something .
Having decided it would , he flew .
"And if Batdaddy doesn't like me , well , that's his fault ."
Notes:
There we go folks , hope you enjoyed it , this took a WHILE and I generally like how it turned out . I'd really appreciate it if you could maybe drop a comment and tell me if you like it more when it's just crack or if you enjoy the smut more . I ... don't think I write smut that well *sighs* so , I'd totally understand it if you like crack more . Any sort of feedback is very much welcome . Also , if I overdid it with the links and images I'm sorry but I've recently begun to dip my toes in the WONDERS of AO3's luxurious rich text thingy , really , I feel like a caveman who came upon a plasma TV .
Thank you so much for your attention and love , kisses your way !
P.S. : M'gann is the best friend in the universe , she's largely inspired by THAT adventure comics issue where she and Kon are kinda ... together ? Also , Match is totally the kind of guy to misgender a person and then come out on top of the whole situation through sheer spite . Fight me .
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