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As nuts because their all insane to different degrees
Scout: Pecan (is it pecan or pecan, this always starts arguments just like scout)
Soldier: Acorn (they both have hats)
Pyro: Chestnut (they are the nut most commonly roasted, I thought it was fitting)
Demo: Pistachio (ya, did you know pistachios can freaking explode)
Heavy: Hazelnut (their a hard nut to crack *drum sound* and also nutella goes on sandwiches)
Engie: Walnut (walnuts kind of look like brain and well the mans smart)
Medic: Black Walnut (they look like lungs, they're bolder too ie. Doesn't hide their crazy as much)
Sniper: Macadamia (they are also known as bush nuts)
Spy: Almond (they hide in a lot of things, like you're eating candy and all of a sudden BAM a freaking almond)
