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Tf2 as bread? Well what else is there

Summary:

So in tf2 each character has a bread that is associated with them. So I thought well I'm sure I can think of more things...well I did so I hope you enjoy!

Notes:

Um, just some goofy things me and my sister collaborated on. It won't just be food by the way.

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Chapter 1: Nuts

Notes:

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As nuts because their all insane to different degrees

Scout: Pecan (is it pecan or pecan, this always starts arguments just like scout)

Soldier: Acorn (they both have hats)

Pyro: Chestnut (they are the nut most commonly roasted, I thought it was fitting)

Demo: Pistachio (ya, did you know pistachios can freaking explode)

Heavy: Hazelnut (their a hard nut to crack *drum sound* and also nutella goes on sandwiches)

Engie: Walnut (walnuts kind of look like brain and well the mans smart)

Medic: Black Walnut (they look like lungs, they're bolder too ie. Doesn't hide their crazy as much)

Sniper: Macadamia (they are also known as bush nuts)

Spy: Almond (they hide in a lot of things, like you're eating candy and all of a sudden BAM a freaking almond)

Notes:

Unrelated but did you know that acorns are poisonous?