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Me: Kitten, Daddy would like a picture of your gorgeous face right now. And yes I capitalized the D in Daddy because that’s big Alpha Wolf energy.
Bestie: *sends the most mouth watering, toe curling, selfie* Anything for you daddy.
Me: 🍆 Daddy hard right now.
Bestie: Let me take care of that🤤.
We just start sexting 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀
Me: 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ role playing. *edits role playing to roll playing because it didn’t look right so I changed it*
Bestie: I’m fucking dead in the ground.
Me: 7ft under
Bestie: You had it right the first time babygirl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it is role playing with the E 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 you ain’t had to edit that one 🤣 I had to screenshot this one 😭🤣
Me: LMFAO😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Daddy is bad at spelling. I know that smart big beautiful brain of yours can help me out.
Bestie: You know what else is big 🫣
Me: What kitten?
Bestie: Them big ole 🥚🥚 you got
Me: Oh kitten…my balls are aching to be emptied inside you.
Ok I quit 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Bestie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
🤣🤣🤣
😱😱😱
🥵🥵🥵
Me: I’m a besides myself with how I acted kitten. I won’t lose my composure with you again.
Bestie:*sends photo of anime female with big ole titties*
Me as fuck rn
Me: *sends gif from The Mask when he whistles and his heart is pounding out his chest* …I’m sorry kitten. Daddy can’t resist how gorgeous you are.
Bestie: IM GOINF TO SHIT MY PANTS
Me: Please stop with these temptations kitten. Daddy is to weak for all of this.
Bestie: *sends gif of water fountain shooting water into the air* Oh!! O-oh! Oh, daddy!!!
Me: *sends gif of a mushroom sprouting and spraying*
Daddy just busted the biggest nut in his whole alpha life.
Bestie: *sends gif of a guy taking a drag out of a cigarette*
Me: Kitten…May daddy take a drag of that cigarette?
Bestie: *sends gif of a woman blowing cigarette smoke into a man’s mouth*
Me:Daddy inhales the smoke you blew into his mouth. He loves when you do this after pleasuring him to the point of busting the biggest nut.
I quit!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Bestie: I can’t breath
*we both sent voice memos of us gasping for air trying to breath from laughing so hard at this stupid shit*
Me: Keep it going this is curing my depression and anxiety so much right now.
Bestie: Depression disappeared
Me: literally same!
Bestie: God I fucking love you
Me: I love you too
Ok
Like I was saying
*clears throat*
Daddy inhales the smoke you blew into his mouth. He loves when you do this after pleasuring him to the point of busting the biggest nut.
Bestie: If you thought THAT was good… *whispers* wait until round two
Me: *sends meme of SpongeBob with his pants around his ankles* Daddy unbuckles his belt. He pulls it from the loops and grabs the end of it making it snap. His pants drop to the floor. He reveals he is not wearing underwear. All you see is his meaty, dripping from the tip, dick.
Bestie: *sends meme of guy shocked and freaking out* Kitten gasps out loud, eyes widening in shock at his girth. She’s never seen a bigger dick and she can’t believe that it fits inside of her. She gulps, shyly toeing forward, “Wow daddy… you’re so big…”
Me: *sends meme of distressed white man with blood shot red eyes* Daddy watches how kitten slowly licks her lips and pulls her lip in between her teeth. Daddy knows kitten is patiently waiting for his girthy big swollen dick. Daddy says internally “IM ABOUT TO BUST!”
Bestie: *sends meme of that one Kevin James photo* It’s almost like kitten can read his thoughts as she rips off her bra to reveal her triple G sized titties. She smirks at daddy and beckons him forward with her index finger. “Bring that dick here”
*sends video of her boyfriend laying down next to her laughing say we are fucking weird. That it’s so weird we are talking like this and acting it out🤣*
Me: *sends a manga panel of Takemitchy from Tokyo Revengers freaking out* Daddy is flabbergasted at the reveal of kittens triple G sized breast as they break free from their restraints. Daddy loses all self control when he hears kitten tell him to bring his dick here. Daddy slowly gets closer to kitten and presses his dick against her soft plush lips. “You like when Daddy rubs his leaky tip on your lips like that?”
Bestie: *sends meme of a man with a disgusted face*
Kitten swallows down her gag down into the back of her throat as Daddy’s stench wafts closer. She can tell it’s been a few days since his last shower. But his thick schlong is worth the mild suffering for the intense pleasure that it brings soon after. She licks her lips and smiles up at him, “What should I do with it, Daddy?”
Me: *sends meme of Patrick in that one episode of SpongeBob where they are are spongebobs grandmas house sucking up cookies off the plate* Daddy begins nervously shaking. He closes his eyes and tries to compose himself. “Remember you’re an alpha wolf. These petty things do not trigger you. Remember who you are” he thinks to himself. He opens his eyes and see kitten patiently waiting for your response. “Daddy wants kitten to lick his juicy fat girthy cock.”
Bestie: *sends meme of SpongeBob licking the chocolate bar in that one episode* It always amazes kitten how quickly Daddy can compose himself. It always makes her pussy so wet. She knows better than to speak now, only her actions will please him from this point forward. She gently guides the tip of his gland into her mouth and begins licking and sucking up and down his tremendous length.
Me: *sends meme of Brittney Broski when she tried kombucha for the first time* Daddy watches as kitten grabs his dick and slowly opens her mouth. Kitten sticks her tongue out and drags it across Daddy’s length. He watches as she gets to his tip and she opens her mouth wider to accommodate for Daddy’s big dick. She places the tip of his dick in her mouth and begins bobbing her head up and down. Daddy feels very uncomfortable at first because kittens gap tooth mouth is scratching and rubbing against his huge cock and his dick skin is catching in between her gaps. Daddy soon gets over the pain and begins to feel pleasure from kitten.
Bestie: *sends meme of Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob going absolutely feral* Kitten doesn’t notice until it’s too late that her gap tooth has accidentally scrapped off the majority of Daddy’s pubes, giving him a sudden clean shaven look. It happens all too suddenly— a clump of his pubes slide down her throat and she yanks herself away, only able to compose herself after several minutes of gagging and choking the fur ball up. Back on her A-Game, however, kitten continues sucking Daddy’s length down her throat as deeply as she can take it, hoping he will finish soon.
Me: *sends meme of Cardi B on the red carpet looking annoyed* Daddy yelps when kittens teeth catch his pubs and rips them out giving him a sudden shaven look. He watches as kitten chokes on his pubs and spit the hair ball back up onto the floor. Daddy’s face convulses into a disgusted look at the sight in front of him. Daddy watches as kitten continues sucking his big fat cock. Gosh he doesn’t know if he can handle any more of this painfully pleasurable head kitten is giving him.
Bestie: *sends meme of Mulan when she has food stuffed in her mouth* Kitten runs her tongue along the bottom of his girth, eyes watering as she takes him deeper and deeper. It doesn’t take long before Daddy’s dick begins to throb, growing in size before finally erupting like a volcano, his thick and sticky liquid filling up her mouth as she struggles to swallow it down.
Me: *sends meme of old man looking shocked and eyes wide open* Daddy exploded in kittens mouth. His eyes roll to the back of his head and a throaty grunt and yell escapes his lips. He grabs onto the side of the bed to keep him balanced as he came so much in kittens hot gap toothed mouth.
Bestie: *sends meme of Peter Griffin after he fell down the stairs all beat up* The explosion is so powerful that it blasts kitten across the room, propelling her small, tiny, 57 pound body against the wall on the other side where she then crumbles to the ground in a heap. But this doesn’t deter kitten. If anything it only turns her on more. She hops right back up and spreads her legs. “Please daddy,” she begs.
Me: *sends meme of Tyler The Creator taking a mirror selfie with little blue sunglasses on* Daddy quickly pulls out his phone as he busts in kittens mouth and sees her petite body propel against the wall across the room. “Oh shit kitten! You ight?” Daddy tells in a panicked voice. Daddy sees kitten hop right back up and spreads her legs. “Please daddy” she begs. Daddy can’t contain himself. He stops the video and places the phone on the bed. Getting on all fours and he crawls to kitten.
Bestie: *sends meme of frog hanging on to a tree limb with legs spread wide open* Kitten whimpers as Daddy crawls closer, her legs quivering in the air as she falls deeper and deeper under his alluring spell. Once he is within reach she grasps his dick again and gives it a few slow, lazy pumps. “What now Daddy?”
Me: *sends meme of guy crying* Daddy begins to whimper as kitten grabs his dick and starts giving it slow lazy pumps. Daddy manages to whisper out “Daddy is tired and is about to hit the hay”.
Bestie: *sends gif of man on his knees saying “thank you Jesus”* KITTEN TOO
Then we both went to bed and ended this stupid, cringe, dumb ass conversation.
FIN