Chapter 1: chapter 1 - a new school year begins
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Stan woke up frightened to the sound of his obnoxious alarm. he slowly sat up in his bed and rubbed his sore eyes, trying to adjust to the bright sunlight from his window. he sat still for a second before noticing the feeling of something sticky between his thighs.
"aw, fuck me dude..!"
Stan lifted his blanket up and looked down, revealing his wet underwear. he groaned and fell back on his bed, swearing under his breath. if Kyle wasn't so fucking pretty, this wouldn't have happened. Stan whispered to himself as he numbingly bit his bottom lip. this wasn't the first time this had happened.
Over the past few weeks, Stan's crush for Kyle grew larger and larger everyday. ever since Stan and Wendy broke up 3 months ago; just when the school year ended, Kyle has been trying to cheer Stan up by hanging and being around him more often. since 4th grade, Stan has always had a thing for Kyle. the way Kyle would talk and act around him would make him blush and the way he would defend and compliment him would give Stan butterflies. Stan would always blush at the fact that Kyle cared so much about him. He just meant so much to Stan.
Stan sat upright again and finally got out of bed, and started to smile at his phone to see a notification from his super best friend.
MY SBF KYLE‼️❤️: hey dude! u wanna hang out at the park after school? yk like old times!?
ME: hey dudeee! sure, ofc i'm down.
MY SBF KYLE‼️❤️: yess i'm so excited! but i'm still pretty bummed that school starts again tho 😢
Stan remembered that school starts again today. he prayed that Wendy won't see him.
ME: oh yea.. man it feels like we just started break like yesterday. time flies when ur having fun with ur super bestfriend, right?
MY SBF KYLE‼️❤️: haha yea right. anyway i gtg. cya at the bus stop!! 😋
ME: cya ky!
Stan smiled as he put his phone down, got up, showered, brushed his teeth, attempted to clean up his room and sheets, changed into somewhat okay clothes with his iconic jacket and hat, and headed out the house. Stan doesn't eat breakfast much anymore, he just can't be bothered to so he hurriedly ran down the stairs and out the door. Stan walked steadily towards the bus stop, usually where the 4 boys would meet. two figures stood at the sign. one being a skinny and boney and the other short fat. Stan slightly smirked seeing the two bickering from afar. no red head was to be seen so far, so he assumed Kyle was still on his way.
Stan: "hey dude."
Kenny: "hey Stan!"
Eric: "AY! here comes Kyle's gay boyfriend~"
Stan: "shut up cartman, it's only 7am, don't you have better shit to talk about."
Eric: "well, well, well... look who's in a grumpy mood, huh?"
Eric continued to lean closer to Stan, knowing it would piss him off. Stan protested against his idiotic behavior and used his arm to push him away. Eric's smirk faded into a melancholy frown.
Eric: "why so gloomy, Stan? you worried about Kyle? maybe it's cuz your gay little jew boyfr-"
Stan's patience had ran out as he kicked Eric in the shin with his knee. Eric winced sharply as he fell to his knees and slowly to the ground, rolling onto his side to help the pain.
Eric: "AYE! YOU GODDAMN BITCH!"
Stan: "don't you ever just quit it? go find something else to make fun of, yea?"
Eric: "y'know, i thought that Kyle had made you soft, i-"
Stan: "i'll kick you the face this time i swear to god..."
Eric: "jeez alright, fine, fine... calm down ya fucking asshole."
Kenny: "wow Stan, i didn't know you had it in you to full on roundhouse kick Cartman in the fucking dick! haha!"
Stan: "nah.. funny part is that i didn't even use that much force."
Kyle looked up from his phone, watching Kenny's silhouette in the distance jerk with laughter. he soon arrives and noticed Eric on the ground absolutely shitting himself. Kyle scoffed and seemed perfectly pleased.
Kyle: "hey guys, the fucks wrong with him?"
Kenny: "Stan kicked Eric in the dick. it was fucking epic. you should thank him, Stan basically defended you."
Kyle's eyes quickly dart to Stan's, who's already staring at back at him like a mirror. Kyle clutches onto the straps of his bag and soothes his fingers against the fabric.
Kyle: "thanks dude."
Stan blushed heavily trying to contain his excitement. He felt as if he were about to explode.
The bus shortly arrived and all four boys boarded as it made its way towards the South Park Highschool. Stan and Kyle were the first two off the bus, drawing further away from the chaotic clutter from the rustic bus. as they stared blankly at the crowded entry of the school, Stan stood shakily; silently nervous about the new school year. He felt an arm reach around him and turned his head to see Kyle with a sweet smile on his face. Stan's body felt a rush of his muscles relax. Kyle's smile was almost reassuring to him.
Kyle: "hey Stan. look, i can tell you're worrying about the new year and what not, but trust me dude. senior year is gonna be great! finally being one of the big kids, you know? ill be with you throughout the whole thing, i promise."
Stan turned all red looking at Kyle's red curls and his freckled face smiling right at him. he swallowed sharply, covering his face with one of his hands before looking back at the large school building. he quickly collected his thoughts and put his arm around Kyle's shoulder.
Stan: "yea.. this new school year has to be atleast somewhat better than last year. it's gonna be so much better with you around, Ky.
Stan said nervously smiling whilst biting his lower lip at the school before turning to see Kyle's reaction. he saw Kyle all flustered as he tried to laugh it off.
Kyle: "yeah! haha.. of course..!"
Stan glanced at him confusingly, wondering if Kyle even took anything that he had said in consideration. Stan cleared his voice and pushed away the negative thoughts surrounding his mind and gave a warm smile back. both boys went racing into the school. they couldn't even hear anything clearly in the building. the halls were flooded with noise and the chattering from all the students echoed louder each minute. Stan and Kyle stood slightly beside one another before abruptly hearing a familiar voice coming from the opposite direction that somehow seemed to make everything around them go quiet.
"hey Stan!!"
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//END OF CHAPTER 1// 1141 WORDS//
Chapter 2: chapter 2 - glad that’s over.. yeah?
Summary:
Stan and Kyle encounter a girl with a highly noticeable pink beret.
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"hey Stan!"
both boys turned to around to see a tall, black haired girl. wearing a fashionable purple cardigan, a yellow knee-length skirt and a highly noticeable pink beret on her head walking towards the pair.
"ohhhh hey Wendy..!"
Stan mumbled uncomfortably, trying to avoid any eye contact with her. he stood there all tense before Kyle stepped forward to put his arm around Stan and gesturing a small wave to Wendy.
Kyle: " hey Wendy! how you doing..?"
Wendy: " oh.. well i'm doing fine Kyle.. what about yourself.?"
Kyle: " yea, no, not to bad.. haha..."
Stan tried to force a smile whenever Wendy would gaze at him for slight second. Wendy then got a bit closer to Stan, leaning close to him before asking.
"so how was your break, Stan? did you do anything fun over the last few weeks..?"
Stan stood there sweating and trying his best to look Wendy the eye.
Stan: "yea, i, uh.. had a good break, you know... just kinda laidback and what not.. haha..."
Wendy: " Well, that's uhh.. good for you. heh.."
Stan: "yea, uh thanks Wendy.."
Wendy smiled at Stan before looking back at Kyle and giving him a sorta blank expression before leaving the two's presence. Kyle eyed at Wendy walking past before looking back at Stan to see if he was alright. He was sweating and nervously biting his nails.
Kyle: "hey, you good dude?"
Stan: " yea no, i'm fine dude... it's just.."
Kyle: "...?"
Stan: " i guess it's just been some time since we last saw eachother.. you know?"
Kyle: " yeah i get what you mean.. did you see the way she looked at me before she left?"
Stan: "no..?"
Kyle: "oh... god she looked at me funny... i don't know how to explain it. she looked like her mind had gone blank, just smiling weirdly at me. dude, it was kinda freaky."
Stan: "must've been freaky.. she rarely acts like that."
Kyle: "that's what i'm saying! anyways we should check our schedules, see what classes were in together!"
Stan: "yea dude, that'll get my mind off a few things."
Kyle and Stan walked past the giant crowd before finally receiving their new schedules. they saw that they had most of their classes together, but they were all scattered across the week.
Stan: " looks like we don't get to see each other until 3rd period. i heard Kenny was in one of the first 2 classes with me."
Kyle: "god, you serious?!? i'm stuck with Cartman first period?! UGHHHHH!!!"
Stan: "haha!.. dude, so unluckyy.."
Kyle: "oh shush dude.. it's already painful having to wait 2 periods before i get to see you."
Stan turned a flushed red before coughing and trying to keep his shit together and to not burst out in excitement.
Stan: "haha.. dude, don't say that shit.. haha..!"
Kyle: "yea, sure alright.. haha.. anyways class starts soon, gonna get my books and head to class now."
Stan: "aww man, alright, i'll see you soon dude!"
Kyle: "see ya Stan!"
STANS POV:
Kyle waved at Stan before walking away, still slightly looking back at him. Stan stood still for a second, watching Kyle walk past the crowd of other students before turning the opposite way and heading towards his locker. First was science, so he grabbed all his science textbooks and headed to one of the classes right around the corner from his locker. He opened the door to the science classroom, first noticing Kenny in the bright orange parka leaning and talking to Leo/Butters. Stan walked over to unoccupied desk, saying hey to Kenny and Leo before sitting down and noticing more students he knew. He saw Clyde, Craig and Tolkien all talking in one corner of the classroom, laughing their head off and telling eachother stories from new years. Some girls like and Red and Bebe were also in the classroom, gossiping to eachother from their desks but there still weren't many students in the classroom.
KYLES POV:
after saying bye to Stan, Kyle walked to his locker and grabbing his textbooks for english. Kyle tried to avoid the annoying kids pushing and loudly laughing throughout the halls of the school and safely managed to squirm himself out of the the crowd before entering the english classroom.
Kyle slowly frown entering, giving eric a side eye from a distance before heading to the back of the classroom for a vacant desk. Kyle placed all his books on his desks and opened one of them to a random page, slowly scanning the room to see who was in his class. He saw old friends like Jimmy and Tweek which he thought had massive glowups. He saw a few other people like Nicole and Heidi but luckily no signs of Wendy.
Kyle seemed somewhat relieved that Wendy wasn't in his class. He assumed that she was in Stan's class, which made Kyle's heart drop as soon as he realised. is he gonna be okay? what if something bad happens? he thought, right up until the black haired girl strutted into the room with her textbooks in hand and looking at the vacant seat right in front of Kyle. Wendy slightly smirked, sat down in front of him, and talked to the girl next to her. Kyle felt somewhat uncomfortable. he didn't know what it was but it just gave him a weird feeling that this year won't be sailing as smooth as he thought it would be.
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//END OF CHAPTER 2// 905 WORDS//
AUTHORS NOTE!!
i didn't do much proof reading with this chapter since i literally wrote this at 1am so sorry for any spelling mistakes!!
Chapter 3: that was a close call…
Summary:
the two boys after class find themselves in a strange predicament.
Notes:
// SWEARING AND CRUDE LANGUAGE WARNING, SLIGHT MENTION OF SMUT//
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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2 periods past by and both Stan and Kyle meet up in the hallway to head to their next class, which seemed to be history. as the two are laughing their heads off, one of the boys comes up behind them and puts his shoulders around both of the boys, separating them from their conversation.
Eric: "sup Kyle, what's up with you and your little gay lover boy, huh??"
Kyle: "shut up fatass, me and Stan are not dating. why don't you just go fuck off and make fun of someone else?"
Eric: "awww look at you, Kyle. getting all overprotective for your super boyfriend~"
Kyle: "dude, do you have some type of problem?"
Eric: "oh no, no, no... i fully support you and Stan being together~ you guys just make such a great gay couple, Craig and Tweek have some serious competition, you kno-"
Kyle slapped Eric across the face and gave him a kick in the balls. Kyle scoffed as Stan looked at him in both confusion and amazement.
Kyle: "you really think i'm gonna believe all that bullshit? and you know, so what if me and Stan are dating? huh? what are you gonna do? hmm..?"
Stan sharply looked away all flustered, he felt like he was burning up and was gonna explode. if me and Kyle were dating? that would be like a dream come true.. then Stan felt something coming up, his insides feeling all weird and twisted. that's when he dropped all his books, covered his mouth and rushed straight to the bathrooms just down the hall. Kyle flinched at the sudden sound of books dropped on the ground and turned to see Stan gone. he fully turned to see Stan dashing into the male bathrooms.
Kyle: "STAN!!!"
Eric: "welp, there goes your sad, emo, pathetic boyfriend..."
Kyle: "fuck off asswipe."
Kyle spat whilst picking up Stan's books and dashing towards the bathrooms.
STANS POV
i swear i ran as fast i could to the end of the hall, went straight into the first vacant stall, locked it behind me and puked like crazy. god that was close, i mumbled to myself. i don't know what triggered me to start feeling like i needed to vomit, but hearing Kyle mentioning our friendship leading into something bigger than just 'best friends' just sent me into a frenzy. Kyle and me dating would be amazing, i mean just think about it. imagine me and Kyle cuddling in bed talking about our day, how much we love eachother and making out with.. i stopped myself before continuing any further as a quickly realised that my body had reacted just to my lewd thoughts.
"fuck i'm hard.."
"HEY STAN!!"
FUCK. Kyle swung open the bathroom door and i'm as hard as a rock down there. what do i do?! god help me..!
Kyle: "you good in there, Stan?"
Stan: "uhh.. yea! haha! all good dude!!"
Kyle: "Stan, let me in you-"
i interrupted Kyle quickly, yelling at him.
Stan: "KYLE!.. j-just wait for me outside, yeah?"
i didn't hear anything from Kyle until i heard him sigh and say that he'll be waiting outside. as soon as i heard that bathroom door close, i started to pant heavily trying to get my mind straight. I had to take off down there quickly, plus i had to be in class in about 5 minutes. the fuck was i supposed to do..?!
KYLES POV
Stan told me to wait outside the bathrooms and i don't wanna pressure him or being annoying towards him so i left. as i left the bathrooms, i sat next to the doorway with both me and Stan's books for next period. what's been up with him? i mean, the whole Wendy situation is most likely whats causing all of his anxiety lately but i just feel like Stan's not telling me something. i'm his super best friend, and he knows he can tell me anything like how i tell him everything. but maybe it's something bigger than that. wait.. could it be how i mentioned us.. no! Kyle, stop. it can't be that. it just has to be some type of coincidence. bedsides, i know deep down he still likes Wendy, i know it. I soon as i hear the bathroom door creak and swing wide open, i jump up holding Stan's books and pass them to him. i look at him, and he seems to be all hot and bothered.
Kyle: "dude, you good? you seem to be burning up.."
Stan jumped when i attempted to put the back of my hand on his forehead to check if he's feeling unwell.
Stan: "yeah! i'm fine dude. just feeling a little under the weather, nothing too big."
Kyle: "Alright, if you say so dude.. anyways, let's head to class, we only have like a minute to get there."
Stan: "good thing that it's just down the hall, yea?"
I nod at him smiling. i'm glad Stan's here with me during highschool. without him, i don't know where i would be right now. let's just hope i can survive school for the day.
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//END OF CHAPTER 3// 858 WORDS//
Chapter 4: chapter 4 - dude, i need advice
Summary:
Kyle and Stan talk advice.
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//AFTER SCHOOL//
Kyle and Stan walk out the classrooms chatting and laughing about how annoying their teachers are before Stan turns to Kyle and gives him a subtle nudge.
Stan: "the park?"
Kyle: "hah! yeah dude, as promised!"
Both boys quickly rush to their lockers, stuff their bags with books and sprint out the school, laughing and holding their hats to keep them from falling off. as soon as they reach the park, Stan flops onto one of the benches and starts to slow his breathing.
Stan: "whew! geez, i haven't ran that fast since middle school! haha!"
Kyle giggles at Stan while chugging a bottle of water to cool himself down. Kyle then passes the bottle to Stan smiling. Stan softly blushes before gently accepting Kyle's offer and starts to take massive sips of the water. Kyle then kicks Stan jokingly in the leg and runs off into the playground. Stan drops the water bottle and chases Kyle throughout the playground before heading towards the swings.
Kyle rushingly sits down on one of the swings and starts to slowly push himself, higher and higher into the air. as Stan sits down in the swing next to him, Kyle slowly turns his head to look at Stan laughing at Kyle's excitement whilst panting and sweat dripping down his gorgeous face. He couldn't help but admire Stan. his black messy hair, the various moles scattered across his face like stars, and you just couldn't forget his beautiful ocean eyes. It was as if you were to look out to the shore of a beach, all you would see is beauty.
"Kyle..?"
Kyle jumped, startled by the voice that just called his name. He looks at Stan to see him with a confused expression on his face as if he had seen a ghost. Kyle realised that he had been just blankly staring at Stan for like the past minute or two whilst the pace of the swing gradually slowed down.
Stan: "Kyle?? you good dude?"
Kyle: "huh..?! oh! uhm... yea, dude i'm fine..! haha..
Stan: "dude.. is something up?"
Kyle: "what?! haha..! nah, no, nothings up.. hah.."
Stan: "dude, i know when something is bothering you. you can tell me anything Kyle.
Kyle: "yea i know, i just..."
Kyle kept his head down, distracting himself by playing with his fingers. He looked back up and at Stan to see him giving a warm smile at him, waiting patiently for his best friend to continue what he was saying.
Kyle: "i just need some advice.."
Stan: "well, sure dude, what kind of advice do you need?
Kyle: "i need some advice on... god this is gonna be so cringe to say.. but i think i really like someone, and i need some, you know, love advice, i guess"
Stan looked at Kyle somewhat shocked; i mean, it's not often Kyle finds someone that he really likes and wants to be with them. but Stan stopped himself and thought for a second. if Kyle needs advice on how to tell his crush that he likes them, then his chances of him and Kyle being together are... well, slim.
Kyle: "well..! hah... you know, i figured that you would be good at explaining this sort of stuff since you and Wendy used to date, and you're like, really good at giving advice and what not, i just need like, you know, something to give them a hint that i like them.. you know..?"
Stan: "oh.. yea, uhm sure..! i can, uhh, try my best! uhmm.. i mean, you can show that you have an interest in them, maybe do some subtle flirting? i don't know, this shits really weird and cheesy to say aloud, haha..!"
Kyle: "yea, no dude i totally understand, this must be like extremely awkward for you..."
Stan: "no, no, no, dude, relax. this is completely normal. i'm your super best friend and you know you can always come to me about these things."
Kyle: "yea.. thanks Stan. you're the best, you know that right?"
Stan: "dude.. fuck off! don't say that shit, you know how that makes me feel! haha!"
Kyle: "haha! yeah okay.. heh.."
after about 2 hours of hanging out the park, Kyle and Stan say their goodbyes and head back to their homes.
STANS POV
I soon unlock the door and open it, i can see mom in the kitchen making something that looks like spaghetti. She looks over at me and smiles.
Sharon: "hey Stan! how was school today?"
Stan: "yea, no, school was fine. just the usual and what not..."
Sharon: "mmm.. well that's good, anyway can you go upstairs and tell Shelley that she needs take out the trash and that dinner will be ready in about 15 minutes?"
Stan: "sure, no worries."
I head up stairs and make it halfway down the hall and knock on Shelley's door.
Shelley: "WHAT DO YOU WANT, TURD?!"
Stan: "mom wants you to take out the trash and that dinner will be ready in like 15 minutes."
Shelley: "UGH, FINE! FUCK OFF, TURD.
I groan as i go into my room that's across from Shelley's. I throw my bag beside my desk and flop onto my bed. i sigh in disappointment and frustration. Kyle likes someone else... it can't be me. it has to be someone i know, right? maybe it's one of the new students? ugh.. god knows. i should probably ask him or something, but like, i don't wanna him to forcefully give me an answer, but i just need to know! ughhhh... this is so confusing...!
"DING!"
i get startled by the loud notification and grabbed my phone from my left pocket to see who it was.
//NOTIFICATION FROM CLYDE//
//PARTY AT MY HOUSE FRIDAY NIGHT BITCHES!! SHITS ABOUT TO GET FUCKING LIT 🔥🔥//
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//END OF CHAPTER 4// 969 WORDS//
Chapter 5
Summary:
Stan goes to a certain someone for their expertise in ‘true love’.
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"a party at Clyde's, hmm..?"
eh. i ask Kyle later if he's going. but i need to talk to someone. someone who's basically a professional at giving couple advice... then it clicked.
//THE NEXT DAY, LATE IN THE AFTERNOON//CRAIG'S HOUSE//
"ding dong!!"
Craig opens the door rubbing his eyes as if he's just woken up from a deep sleep. he stands there still and speechless before rubbing his eyes one more time to see if he was actually seeing what he was seeing or just seeing things.
Craig: "Stan, the fuck are you doing at my house..?!
Stan: "heh... could we talk..?"
Craig: "if you want the answers to the homework, i haven't done them yet. plus i am not giving you any of the answers unless i get paid."
Stan: "dude, do you really think i'm that shallow?!"
Craig looks Stan up and down, shrugs his shoulders and flips him off before trying to close the door. Stan stops him quickly from closing the front door and tries to hold it from closing as best he can.
Craig: "dude, the fuck do you want from me?!"
Stan: "i need serious advice, okay..?!"
Craig: "pfft... what? you need to get back with Wendy? nuh-uh, i am not doing that shit for you again."
Stan: "dude, just hear me out, yea? me and Wendy are over. i need help with someone else. you and Tweek seem to have the healthiest relationship in the whole of South Park."
Craig: "hah! jealous..?"
Stan: "fuck off... look i need your help, okay..? i swear, this will literally be the last time i ask you for anything."
Craig: "hmmm... ugh, sure, whatever. just come upstairs, my parents and Tricia are out right now so it's just me and Tweek right now."
Stan: "thank you Craig!! i owe you my life..!"
Craig: "shut up."
Craig heads upstairs first whilst Stan shuts the front door, following close behind Craig. Both boys go down the hall and enter into Craig's room, covered with glow in the dark stars and what seemed to be a billion posters about outer space. Craig headed over to his drawer right near the door to feed his guinea pig, Stripe. on the opposite side of the room you can see Tweek laying down on Craig's bed with his legs up against the wall, watching or texting on his phone. Tweek turns his head at the door to see Stan standing there still, giving an awkward smile at him. Tweek jumps up in surprise and sits up and points at Stan, twitching and shaking like crazy.
Tweek: "AAAAGH!! S-STAN?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!"
Stan: "heh.. well i just-"
Craig: "honey, don't worry. he's here for some advice and it shouldn't take long."
Craig looks over at Stan with his eyes wide mid way through feeding Stripe, emphasising the 'shouldn't take long' part. Stan slowly enters the room, still awkwardly smiling at the the couple and starts fiddling with his hands, slightly sweating. Craig finishes feeding Stripes and gives him a few pats before putting him pack in his cage. he grabs his desk chair and places it infront of Tweek, sitting on the side of Craig's bed. Stan walks towards the chair and sits down whilst Craig sits and passes a cup of coffee to Tweek.
Craig: "so, start talking."
Stan: "well jeez alright."
Craig: "hey, i wanna make this as quick as possible. just spit it out dipshit."
Stan: "okay, okay, sigh.. basically i have like a bit of a major crush on Kyle and i need some help because he likes someone else..."
Craig and Tweek look at each other in just complete shock and confusion. both their eyes widened at eachother before looking back at Stan. Tweek starts to twitch before Stan can say anything.
Tweek: "AAAGH!- wait, does that mean your gay??"
Craig: "oh shit, yea i guess it does."
Stan: "well i don't think entirely. i mean, i did date Wendy for a bit."
Craig: "then are you bisexual then..?"
Stan: "i mean, i guess so..?"
Tweek: "wow, i never- GAH! -thought you would actually admit to yourself about your feelings for Kyle."
Stan: "what do you mean?"
Tweek: "well, usually people like you would be in complete denial. me and Craig were just like that when everyone started shipping us, but- GAHHH!- i guess that's a different case since we actually got to know eachother and develop feelings for one another."
Stan: "i kinda was in a state of denial, but after getting over Wendy, i guess i kinda just accepted? i still have my doubts but i seriously really love Kyle."
Craig: "well, if you ask me, it's not really that much of a surprise. i mean, you and Kyle are like super close. it's no wonder you kinda fell for him.
Stan: "but Kyles so much more than that though. he's kind, smart, handsome, dreamy..."
Craig: "god, your delusional..."
Stan: "says you."
Stan rolls his eyes back as he lays back on his chair. Craig flips him off while he holds Tweek close to him.
Tweek: "well you want to confess to Kyle, yea?"
Stan: "yeah, i mean, i guess..? i don't know. i think if i confess to him, there's like a 99% chance his gonna say no and most likely avoid me."
Tweek: "well there's always a chance that he may actually like you back. i mean, - AGHH! - you said he told you that he has a crush on someone else, right? did he say who it was?"
Stan: "no, he didn't say."
Craig: "maybe you should've asked."
Tweek: "maybe he was trying to hint to you that he liked you or something."
Stan: "you think..?"
Tweek: "it's a maybe. but who knows? he could actually like someone else and maybe you just have to accept that."
Stan's felt sorta empty inside after Tweek said that. he groaned as he leaned his head back to look up at the ceiling, covered in various little star and moon stickers. Craig looked at Tweek, giving him that look of 'the fuck do we do now." Tweek twitched a bit before looking at back at Stan.
Tweek: "look how about you just sleep on it tonight and- ARGHH!- me and Craig can try to find a way to set you and Kyle up, yeah..?"
Stan: "yeah, i guess that's what's best for me anyway,"
Stan lets out a massive yawn as he stretches and gets up from the chair and slowly walks towards the door.
Stan: "i haven't been sleeping well lately.."
Craig: "how come?"
Stan jumped at the thought of all the lewd dreams about Kyle from the past few weeks.
Stan: "HAHA... uhmm... no reason! hah.. guess it's just the stress from school?! haha... uhm."
Craig: "just shut up already, we'll walk you out."
Craig and Tweek follow right behind Stan as he heads downstairs and opens the front door to part ways with the couple.
Stan: "well, uhm, thanks Craig for helping me out. you too Tweek.
Tweek: "GAHH!- no worries Stan! if you have any issues, i'm sure we can help you in some way.
Stan: "thanks again."
Tweek and Craig smile as Stan smiles back at them walking down the path from Craig's house
"HEY STAN!"
Stan turns back to see Craig waving his hand in the air before he shouts back at him.
"welcome to the club."
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//END OF CHAPTER 5// 1240 WORDS//
Chapter 6
Summary:
As the night persists, Stan and Kyle find themselves delving into party activities and heavy alcohol to keep the midnight alive.
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//FRIDAY// NIGHT OF THE PARTY AT CLYDES//
KYLES POV
i get home exhausted from school. i open the front door and walk straight up to my room. i think i'm just hella pissed at Cartman and his dumbass jokes about me and Stan being 'super-boyfriends'. like i swear he doesn't shut up about it for fucks sake. I shut my bedroom door gently making sure mom doesn't yell at me again for closing it so loudly and roughly. i drop my bag at the end of my bed and flop onto my bed face first and just groan. ugh. im tired as fuck. i didn't even get much sleep last night. i was too busy finishing my science homework that i went to bed at about 2am. my science teacher sucks ass. i hear and feel a notification from phone vibrating in my pocket. i grab my phone from pocket and look at the notification from Stan. my heart slightly flutters at just the thought his name.
//NOTIFICATION FROM STAN ❤️//
//hey dude, party at clyde's in about an hour. you coming??//
i still had a bunch of shit to catch up on but i shrug and text back smiling.
ME: 'only if my sbf is gonna be there 🤨'
STAN ❤️: 'seeya at 8 then! i'll pick u up'
i smile and giggle in a high pitch tone as a get up and enthusiastically walk over to my closet to find the best pairs of clothes that i have. i really want to impress Stan tonight. but not to much. i mean, i'll look like i'm trying to hard so i gotta to something casual but nice. god i can't wait to see Stan.
//7:57PM//
Stan texted me. he said he was outside my house waiting. i smile and make my way downstairs quietly trying to not alert my mom or Ike. i manage to squirm myself out the front door and quickly rush into Stan's car.
Stan: "hey dude! ready to go?"
Kyle: "fuck yeah! let's go!"
Stan: "haha! alright then."
he presses his foot on the accelerator as we drive with the windows down blasting bangers on the radio.
Kyle: "turn that shit up!"
Stan: "dude you haven't even had a sip of alcohol and your already acting as if you've drank 20 bottles."
Kyle: "i'm just hella hyped dude!"
Stan: "haha just wait to we arrive at Clyde's."
We arrive and park just down the street, not to far away from Clyde's house. we get out of the car and finally get to see Stan's whole outfit. black jeans, a red and white striped shirt with a oversized blue zipper hoodie. still wearing his beanie and a pair of black and white converse. i blush at the fact that he looks really good-looking. as we approach the house we can hear the music blasting from the inside of the house. we turn to each other and grin before we knock on the door. Kenny unexpectedly opens the door hold two beers in his left hand.
Kenny: "hey! sup you guys?!"
Stan: "hey Ken. we late?"
Kenny: "nah, it's been like half an hour or something do your not entirely late. hey, get your asses in here and have a beer or two!"
Kenny puts his arm around the two boys whilst bringing them inside the house. he passes the two of the bottles of beer in his hand to the boys, smiling.
Stan: "ah, thanks Kenny."
Kyle: "thanks Ken."
Kyle takes the first sip of his beer with him groaning in disgust.
Kyle: "god it's been forever since i last had a beer dude.
Stan: "you mean like 3 weeks..?"
Kyle: "shut up, haha!"
Stan and Kyle walk around the house, checking
out what everyone's doing. Cartman's huffing down any food he can get his hands on, Clyde's trying his best to rizz up Bebe (but it's not working, he's terrible at trying to rizz someone up), Tweek and Butters watching Craig and Kenny do some karaoke, and some of the girls like Heidi, Red and Nichole all hanging out near the staircase, talking and drinking. Stan starts to notice that Wendy's not at the party. i mean, last time she went to a party, it was when she ended her relationship with Stan but it kinda seemed uncommon for her to not show up. Stan continued to look around, checking if Wendy was anywhere but it seemed like there was no sign of her.
Kyle: "woah dude.. this beer is so fucking strong..."
Stan: "is it..? let me try mine."
Stan takes a massive sip out of his bottle before swallowing at looking at the label, and chugging the rest of it.
Kyle: "dude slow down!"
Stan: "this shits good! i might need another bottle."
Kyle: "dude you should take it easy when drinking. remember last time..?"
Stan: "Kyle, i'll be fine. don't worry."
Stan smiles at Kyle before quickly rushing to the kitchen for another beer. Kyle sighs and sits down on the next to Tweek on the couch. Tweek glances at Kyle before looking back at the Craig and Kenny singing like crazy.
Tweek: "hey Kyle, how's it going?"
Kyle: "hey Tweek. nothing much, how about you?"
Tweek: "yea, same. nothing- GAHH!- much."
Kyle sighs before looking around to see where Stan's gone. he has a somewhat sad expression before leaning back and covering his face with his hat.
"so when are you gonna confess to him?"
Kyle jumps and sits up right looking at Tweek in shock.
Kyle: "the fuck are you talking about?! how did you even-"
Tweek: "shhh... hey, if you wanna talk, let's go upstairs. its way to loud down here and you know shit like this spreads like a wildfire."
Kyle hesitates but slowly nods his head. Craig notices Tweek leaving the room with Kyle but winks at him before leaving his sight. Tweek's face glows a bright red before trying to calm himself down and heading up the stairs right behind the tall ginger. Kyle and Tweek slowly walk upstairs into one of the spare rooms. the other few are occupied with people making out and playing random drinking games. Tweek enters the room first with Kyle closing and locking the door behind him. he sighs as he looks back at Tweek with doubtful frown of his face. Tweek sits on the guest bed as he slightly twitches and signals Kyle to sit next to him. Kyle walks over and flops onto the bed with his arms open slightly blushing. maybe it was the alcohol? or the mention of Stan? Kyle really didn't know. so much was going through his head. there was an awkward silence between the two before Kyle got up from laying down and turns towards Tweek.
Kyle: "so, uhm how did you figure it out? you know, that i like Stan..."
Tweek: "you should look in the mirror every time you look at him. it's like your hypnotised dude. if i were to- ARGH!- look closely, i bet i could see hearts forming in your eyes."
Kyle blushes in the embarrassment while Tweek giggles covering his mouth trying his best not to burst out laughing.
Kyle: "hey, so uhm.. you gonna tell anyone about this..?"
Tweek: "oh no, i mean, only Craig and i have really figured it out but i don't think anyone else has really noticed it."
Kyle: "ugh what am i gonna do..? i mean, i can't just you know, CONFESS."
Tweek: "well, maybe you need to hint to him that you like him or something..?"
Kyle: "but i like, suck absolute ass at flirting and all that lovey-doves shit."
Tweek: "hmmm... i have an idea, i dunno if your gonna- ARGH!- like it..."
Kyle looked at his lap, took a deep breath, at looked back at Tweek reluctant look.
Kyle: "i feel incomplete with out him. i'll do whatever it takes to make him mine. what's the plan?"
Notes:
//END OF CHAPTER 6// 1330 WORDS//
Chapter 7: chapter 7 - im fine dude, seriously
Summary:
Stan runs into a certain girl who interrupts his drunk state of mind.
Chapter Text
STANS POV
holy shit this alcohols fucking strong. i mean no shit Kyle was making that face once he started to drink out of his bottle... his cute freckled face. where is that pretty boy anyway..?
3RD POV
Stan murmurs to himself whilst walking around Clyde's living room looking for Kyle until he felt someone tap his shoulder from behind. he turned back instantly to see who it was and saw the girl in the pink beret.
Wendy: "hey Stan."
Stan: "oh uhm, hey Wendy."
Wendy: "i didn't expect you to be here."
Stan: "yea uhm, no, me too. i thought you were probably busy or something."
Stan continues to murmur to himself, still trying to scan the room of any trace of Kyle. Wendy smiles but notices what Stan's doing.
Wendy: "hey, you seem a little too drunk Stan. want me to take you back to my house..?"
Stan: "oh uhm... nah, it's all good, i'll be fine."
Wendy: "Stan, let's face it. i know you don't wanna talk to me and i fully understand that. but i feel like we need to properly talk about it."
Stan finally looks at Wendy in the eyes and sighs while scratching the back of his neck.
Stan: "i'm gonna admit it even though i hate to do it, but you're right. we really do need to talk. the way we ended our relationship was really rough and shut but you know, i'm over it. i think that if we just talk and get our feelings out, it won't be so awkward between us. yeah..?"
Wendy: "yeah, no i totally understand."
Stan: "glad we can agree with something. i'm gonna go get another drink. i'll guess i'll see you around."
Wendy: "yea, see ya around Stan."
Wendy smiles at Stan softly behind turning the opposite direction and heading towards Bebe and the other girls. Stan smiles aswell as she walks away and heads upstairs to go look for Kyle. with loud all the loud music ringing in his ears, he tries his best to just look in every room to see if Kyle was in one of them. He continued down the hall until he came to the last room of the house. it had seemed to be locked so he tried to knock on it, seeing if anyone was inside. a few seconds later, an unlock is heard from the door and opens to reveal Tweek about to make his way out.
Tweek: "oh, hi Stan."
Stan: "hey Tweek. have you seen Kyle?"
Tweek: "oh! yea, me and him were just- GAH!!- talking in here. you know, tryna escape all the noise and shit. we were just leaving to go downstairs to go play one of the drinking games with the others."
Kyle: "yeah, uhm, hi Stan."
Stan: "hey, you alright dude?"
Kyle looks at Stan hesitant but sighs and just shrugs it off.
Kyle: "yea no im fine. don't worry."
Stan: "dude if somethings bothering you we can go but-"
Kyle: "Stan."
Kyle snaps back and stares at Stan as he slightly flinches back. Kyle then tries to smile and gets all tense again due to the embarrassment.
Kyle: "i'm fine dude. stop worrying about me.."
Stan: " if you say so..."
Tweek: "cmon you guys, Craig just texted me saying that they're gonna- GAH!- start soon."
Stan: "right behind you."
Stan continues to stare at Kyle the entire time they head downstairs and grab another drink. Kyle feels super uneasy. he can't tell if it's Stan, the alcohol or something else but he decides to not drink as much as . the tension between the two intensifies as they sit next to each other in a game of spin the bottle. the game consists of Stan, Kyle, Eric, Kenny, Butters, Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, Tolkien, Craig, and Tweek. they all take a sip from their cups before spinning the bottle. the first few rounds go by and everyone seems to be getting pretty drunk except for Kyle and Tweek. The game continues until the bottle points at Stan.
Eric: "Stan! your turn... hmmm let me think.. oh! i have an idea. if you had to kiss someone right now, who would you to kiss..?"
Everyone stares at Stan but he seems to be too drunk to care. Wendy gives a slightly nervous glance at Stan whilst that fatass Cartman continues to smirk. Stan giggles and looks over at Kyle right beside him. Kyle looks at him Stan in confusion before turning a bright red and trying to get himself out of the situation. Everyone goes quiet, looking at each other knowing what Stan was trying to imply.
Kyle: "dude, he's too fucking drunk to know what he's even doing. i know you guys are obviously implying something and you know it's never gonna happen. Stan and i should head home anyway, it's almost 1am anyway."
Eric: "hah, right... well, don't forget to suck his dick good, Kahl."
Kyle: "go fuck yourself you fat piece of shit."
Kyle stands up, grabs Stan by the wrist and slams the door on his way out. everyone looks back at each other in confusion before every just ends up looking at Cartman.
Eric: "what the fuck you lookin' at?"
Wendy: "a dumbass, that's what."
Notes:
//END OF CHAPTER 7 // 878 WORDS//
Chapter 8: chapter 8 - your lips look lonely…
Summary:
After Eric’s very mature actions, Kyle rushes out the party holding a totally sober Stan by his hand.
Chapter Text
//AT KYLES HOUSE// 1:17AM//KYLES POV//
I didn't want to make myself look some type of pussy but it was just too fucking much. Cartman's too much of a pain of an ass and the way Stan acted? i mean, he's almost drunk himself to death but still. me? hah! i don't believe it. he would never actually like me, right? that's like a one in a million chance that it would even be possible for him to even have the slightest feelings for me. he still likes Wendy, there's no doubt. but there's still something inside me that's telling me Stan's not telling me something. i don't know if Tweek's idea is even gonna work but i guess it's best to give it a try.
after me and Stan rushed out of Clyde's house, i unlock the car, throw Stan into the car and drive off back to Stan's house. i can't go to mine since i snuck out trying to even head to Clyde's party so there's no chance my parents would even let me have Stan over for the night. i pull up to Stans house and see that his parents car isn't at the front so i assume they're out or something. as a park the car just a few miles down the street i lay back in exhaustion and sigh. god i'm tired. i look over Stan to see him still holding a half drunken beer in his mouth.
Kyle: "ay! Stan, stop drinking. you know you're gonna get a massive hangover if you keep drinking at this rate."
Stan ignores and just mumbles shaking his head. i sigh one more time before i get out the car and drag him into the house. i lock my car, use the spare key under the doormat and let myself in still dragging Stan along side me. i can still him mumbling and giggling as a continued to pull his body up the stairs into his bedroom. i finally manage to get him into his bed and i sit on the edge as a brush my hair in exhaustion. i look over at him, slightly smiling. i'm unsure why i'm even smiling at him but looking at him just makes me happy. i can't help myself. i stand up to go grab him a drink of water and maybe a trashcan incase he throws up but i soon as i try to get myself of the bed i can feel someone grab my hand. i turn back and see stan half-awake holding on to my wrist.
Kyle: "Stan..?"
Stan stills stays quiet but doesn't let go. he pulls Kyle's wrist to his cheek and slightly nuzzles on it. I jolt back, blushing like crazy! i cover my face and excuse myself to get Stan the things he needs for when he wakes up. i even go into his bathroom and grab one of the headache pill bottles for when he wakes up, all hungover. i enter his room again with all the stuff i had planned to bring to him to see Stan on the floor trying to reach for me. i drop all my stuff near his bed stand and slowly approach Stan just rolling on the ground giggling and laughing.
Kyle: "dude, what the.. here, let me help you."
Stan: "ehh... huh...?"
Stan continues to groan and mumble random stuff out of his mouth as i try to carry him bridal style back to his bed. but i end up tripping over the trashcan that i had placed near his bedside table and fall onto Stan on his bed. im on top of him while he's looking up at me. i feel like i'm frozen in place but i feel as if my body is burning up. Stan looks more sober now, but still drunk. he giggles and rubs my cheek with his hand. my face turns into an even brighter red as a try to smile and not absolutely go crazy.
Stan: "Kyle... why are you so.."
Kyle: "so what..?
Stan: "so.. pretty..?
Kyle: "huh?!"
I stop and look at Stan, confused as fuck. did he just call me... PRETTY?!? i start to ack and try to laugh it off, scratching the back of my neck nervously.
Kyle: "i can't be pretty! i'm not even close to pretty! dude, i think you're still extremely drunk. you should maybe lay off the beer next time."
Stan: "i'm not drunk though.... i'm completely sober.. heh.."
Kyle: "yea, right.. like i'll believe you when you're literally..."
i start to realised that i'm still slightly hovering over Stan and catch him looking at me weird. almost like he's admiring me..?! no way. it can't be. he's still drunk, he's probably just super dizzy or tired. Stan still continues to stare up at me and starts moving his hand from my cheek to my waist, his other hand playing with my hair.
Kyle: "Stan, what are you doing..?"
Stan: "I can't believe people can be so blind.. i mean, look at you. you're nothing but..."
i quickly put my hand over Stan's mouth. HOLY SHIT. i think i might just go crazy. my head was like, spinning.?! i flushed a bright red, still on top on Stan. i feel so awkward... is this normal?! i try to look around me for something that can, i don't know, distract me from Stan?! I turn back to look at him and he's just staring at me. like some type of lost puppy. fuck. i don't know if i can resist not feeling bad for him for some reason. i slowly and gently start to remove my hand off Stan's mouth as i look at him in hesitation.
Stan: "Kyle..."
Kyle: "Stan.."
Stan's hands start to shift. he pulls my waist closer to him to the point where my whole body is practically laying against his body and i'm just inches away from his face. i feel hot and nervous. god this is gonna drive me insane. he brings his hand to my face again, using his thumb to rub my cheek. Stan smiles softly before he brings me in even closer to his face.
Stan: "your lips look lonely... do you mind if they can meet mine..?"
Notes:
//END OF CHAPTER 8// 1049 WORDS//
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