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The yellow minion trekked into the restaurant, in fancy attire. He went to France to steal the eiffel tower for his boss, Gru. That's when he saw the chef. He was emo and looked like he hadn't slept in days.
"Woah, the chef is hot!" Kevin strutted towards the chef and inquired the following: "Hey, sir, you single?"
"No, I'm dating the road,” The attractive chef replied, irate from this yellow creature.
Kevin was shattered—he wasn’t single? Did that mean, Kevin had unquestionably no chance of dating him?
“Oh… okay,” Kevin replied, tears welling up in his eyes. “Sorry for bothering you, then.”
Vincent wasn’t usually the type to feel empathy for anyone, but this was different. He felt something for the yellow creature, something that stabbed his brain. He wanted the yellow creature, not for romantic pleasure, but instead to consume. The thought of consuming this yellow thing clawed inside his brain. He CRAVED this minion.
“But Vincent…I wanna get you pregnant.” Kevin exclaimed, passion amidst his way of words
\; he truly wanted to get the emo chef pregnant.
“My house is upstairs~” The emo chef lustily replied, sharing the same passion as Kevin for this mpreg fantasy.
“What about Road?”
“...I killed him. He's dead. I just lied.”