The Tree Falls Like a Cooper Grave

by DorkLore, moixvamp (DorkLore)

Summary:

A bunch of stupid shit about this…uhh…whatever.

Chapter 1: LORE DUMP!!

Chapter by moixvamp (DorkLore)

• Shadow Milk Cookie has a god complex, making him not only think that he deserves his Soul Jam back, but also believe he is an immortal god who deserves worship.
• Tigerlily Cookie was hidden into the forest because by the time she was born, she was already frail, so they didn't want to make her suffer more. Princess Cookie stayed with her during that time, and when the war was already over, Princess Cookie was brought back but the guards forgot Tigerlily. Poor thing.
• Despite his name, Vampire Cookie isn't actually a vampire. People call him that due to his unsettling appearance.
• WHITE LILY COOKIE IS DEAD.
• Affogato Cookie, being a shapeshifter, is probably immortal.
• LATTE COOKIE IS DEAD.
• Golden Cheese has a crush on Hollyberry Cookie, which Hollyberry herself doesn't know. Plus, they are the last living Ancient Heroes.
• Avocado Cookie has such big breast from her big ass that all the ladies are jealous whenever she attracts a guy.
• Almond Milk Cookie is the one Shadow Milk Cookie wants in this AU, as Pure Vanilla Cookie is dead. (those who know: 💀)
• And finally, Avocado Cookie only wants one man: Dark Choco Cookie.

Chapter 2: Another lore dump cause I'm lazyyyyyyyyyyyy

Summary:

yeah at this point just bully me into making stories

• Like Baumkuchen Cookie, Clover Cookie also uses a wheelchair. It's green, as in dark green- (Those who know: 💀)
• Shadow Milk Cookie is a HUGE yapper and hyperfixated on history. He's also a twink like 80% of the male Cookie Run cast.
• Madeleine Cookie is almost becoming one of Shadow Milk Cookie's "puppets", which is what the people who he possesses are called.
• DARK CACAO IS DEAD.
• GingerBrave is actually a mixed-blood type of Heaven and Hell, making him a Nephalim. Don't ask why this is here-
• PURE VANILLA IS DEAD.
• Strawberry Cookie wears a hoodie due to her fangs, as she's one of the few Nephalims on Earth(bread), causing a hunt for her.
• Clover Cookie came out of the womb like that okay-