Los Monos

by chelseaambriz

Summary:

a collection of monkey-themed covers of popular songs
listen to the original song while reading the lyrics for the full effect

Chapter 1: Los Monos

Summary:

(Sasha is a monkey I saw on Instagram)

 

Los Monos

 

I Luv Monkeys - Capuchin Cabello, Mandrill Carti

Talking Monkey - Mon’ke’lO

Monkey Bread - Sabrina Monkeybread

Sasha - Sophie Rhesus-Howler

Sweet Banana Killer - Lemur Del Ape

Ooh Ooh Ahh - Monki XCX

Monkeys are My Love - Billie Loris, Monkeid

In the Zoo - Baboon Spice

Set Me Free - Twenty One Primates

Need Food Now - Lady Ape

Interlude - Hypnosis - Mon.Kee. Cook

Slidin’ - Keshnana

Monkey Bars - Coi Monké

Dora’s Song - Gorilla Thorne

Freaky Monkey Five - Rhesanna, Great Ape Harris

Monkeytown - Apes Inc.

 

 

I Luv Monkeys

Capuchin Cabello, Mandrill Carti

( I Luv It by Camila Cabello, Playboi Carti)

 

Supersonic (Ooh, ooh)

Ooh ooh ahh ahh (Ahh, ahh)

Scratch your back (Ooh)

Pick the bugs out (Ahh)

New toy rocket (Ooh, ooh)

In my pocket (Ahh)

Threw it fast and you caught it

 

You climb up high, I stay down low

I squint to see, cause I can’t follow (Ooh)

You peel it back, and I see yellow (Ahh)

Eatin’ nanners now and tomorrow

 

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, ooh

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it

 

Nanners on the brain in the treetops (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

Nanners on the brain in the treetops (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

Nanner on your face, watch you eat up (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

Nanner on your face, watch you eat up (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

 

Tail twisted and constricted (constricted)

Swinging ‘round through all the branches

Climb up higher, you don’t cower

Reach the stars, oh my God

 

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, ooh

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it

 

Nanners on the brain in the treetops (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

Nanners on the brain in the treetops (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

Nanner on your face, watch you eat up (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

Nanner on your face, watch you eat up (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

 

Monkeys on my brain, think I’m in love (in love, ooh, ooh, ahh)

Monkeys on my brain, think I’m in love (in love, ooh, ooh, ahh)

Monkey in the tree, watch 'em swing up (ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh)

Monkey in the tree, watch 'em swing up (ooh, ooh, ahh)

 

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (ahh, ahh, ahh)

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh  (ahh, ahh)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (ahh, ahh, ahh)

Slow down, monkey (ahh)

 

Oh, where you goin’ now?

Oh, you're gone now? Oh, needa slow down now

Do it all the time but now you’re not ‘lone

All these tree tops are blocking out your show now

 

Movin' so freely, so whimsical and fun yeah

The way you swing so far got me standing with my jaw down

That prehensile tail make the hair stand on my arm now

Jump out, like a ground pound

Pick nanners, peel the skin down

 

You eat ‘em all, don’t share none

You see me lookin’ round, stick your tongue out and dance ‘round

I know you’re livin’ your best life, so I sit and enjoy the show

Told ya simians are the best like this monkey’s out of control (out of control)

 

Yeah, I love it

Watch you eat nanners, I wait right here

Yeah, I love it

Could watch you all day, just sit right here

Talking Monkey

Mon’ke’lO

( Talking Body by Tove Lo)

 

From capuchin

To wooly, howler, or a vervet

Chimps? Please don’t joke

Might look like us, but not what you want

 

Langur or diana 

Ain’t no loris here

Or gorillas, I fear

Got baboons and spiders

Squirrels are with us

Listen up because

 

Now if we're talking monkey

There’s one for everyone

Take a look and see

Swear there’s one you will love

When you see I’m right

You’ll love them for life

Monkeys are so fun

 

Now if we're talking monkey

You’ll see they’re so much fun

Watch them swing in trees

You might just fall in love

When you see them fly

Tails wagging behind

They are number one

 

Try a macaque

Maybe a mandrill or a patas

You won’t resist 

When you meet owl-faced or rhesus 

 

Langur or diana 

Ain’t no loris here

Or gorillas, I fear

Got baboons and spiders

Squirrels are with us

Listen up because

 

Now if we're talking monkey

There’s one for everyone

Take a look and see

Swear there’s one you will love

When you see I’m right

You’ll love them for life

Monkeys are so fun

 

Now if we're talking monkey

You’ll see they’re so much fun

Watch them swing in trees

You might just fall in love

When you see them fly

Tails wagging behind

They are number one

 

(Ooh ooh)

Monkeys!

So many monkeys, watch them have fun in the sun

Monkeys!

Once you see them play, you’ll want to take them home

(Ooh ahh)

Monkeys are so fun

(Ooh ahh)

So much fun

(Ooh ahh)

(Oohhh)

 

Now if we're talking monkey

There’s one for everyone

Take a look and see

Swear there’s one you will love

When you see I’m right

You’ll love them for life

Monkeys are so fun

 

Now if we're talking monkey

You’ll see they’re so much fun

Watch them swing in trees

You might just fall in love

When you see them fly

Tails wagging behind

They are number one

 

Now if we're talking monkey

Listen to me

You will prove me right

They’ll be your heart’s delight

Monkeys are so fun

 

Now if we're talking monkey

There’s one for everyone

Take a look and see

Swear there’s one you will love

When you see I’m right

You’ll love them for life

Monkeys are so fun

 

Ahh…

Monkey Bread

Sabrina Monkeybread

( Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter)

 

Now you’re thinkin' 'bout me day n’ night, oh

Am I that sweet? I guess so

Can’t wait to eat, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread 

Look me up, down, left, right, oh

Want me more than Nintendo

Can’t get enough, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread

 

I hate to see your desperation

You crave a bite, like a vacation

Cause once you get some

I know you won’t stop calling

When you act this way

I got you locked in

 

Too bad sweet corn don't do it for ya

Walked in and dream came trued it for ya

My cinnamon smells like perfume to ya

Sweeter than Mountain Dew just for ya

Sup or breakfast, I’ll be there for ya

One taste and then you’re hooked, aren’t ya?

 

Now you’re thinkin' 'bout me day n’ night, oh

Am I that sweet? I guess so

Can’t wait to eat, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread 

Look me up, down, left, right, oh

Want me more than Nintendo

Can’t get enough, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread

 

Am I that sweet? I guess so

 

You stay up late, craving something sweeter

You look so sad, not fulfilled from dinner

Sugary flavor, make you want me often

Love to watch you beg, makes me taste even better

 

Too bad sweet corn don't do it for ya

Walked in and dream came trued it for ya

My cinnamon smells like perfume to ya

Sweeter than Mountain Dew just for ya

Sup or breakfast, I’ll be there for ya

One taste and then you’re hooked, aren’t ya?

 

Now you’re thinkin' 'bout me day n’ night, oh

Am I that sweet? I guess so

Can’t wait to eat, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread 

Look me up, down, left, right, oh

Want me more than Nintendo

Can’t get enough, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread

 

You’re thinkin' 'bout me day n’ night, oh

You say I’m sweet, but, baby I know so

Just one taste is mind control

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread 

See me in your dreams, day ‘n night, oh

Love me more than your bro

Can’t get enough, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread

 

Am I too sweet? Some might say so

But that’s me, monkey bread

Sasha

Sophie Rhesus-Howler

( Murder on the Dancefloor by Sophie Ellis-Bextor)

 

(Monkey, Monkey, Monkey)

It's Sasha on the dancefloor

Watch her dance and groove

DJ, Sasha’s gonna turn this party right ‘round

 

Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

About your kind

And so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so

You’ll want to stay

 

If you don’t like to dance, she will prove you wrong

She does this everyday, to every single song

Watch her whip and nae nae

 

It's Sasha on the dancefloor

Watch her dance and groove, ooh ooh ahh ahh

Join Sasha on the dancefloor

She’ll teach you all the moves

DJ, Sasha’s gonna turn this party right ‘round

 

Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

She inspires others

And so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so

You'll just have to play

 

No need to delay, just dance and feel the song

Sasha knows the way, watch her all day long

Watch her whip and nae nae

 

It's Sasha on the dancefloor

Watch her dance and groove, ooh ooh ahh ahh

Join Sasha on the dancefloor

She’ll teach you all the moves

DJ, Sasha’s gonna turn this party right ‘round

Monkey on the dancefloor (On the dancefloor)

She will never ever kill the mood, ooh ooh ahh ahh

It's Sasha on the dancefloor (On the dancefloor)

Watch her shake and groove

DJ, Sasha throws the best parties in town

 

If you don’t like to dance, she will prove you wrong

She does this everyday, to every single song

Watch her whip and nae nae

 

It's Sasha on the dancefloor

Watch her dance and groove, ooh ooh ah ah

Join Sasha on the dancefloor

She’ll teach you all the moves

DJ, Sasha’s gonna turn this party right ‘round

It's Sasha on the dancefloor

Watch her dance and groove, ooh ooh ahh ahh

Join Sasha on the dancefloor

She’ll teach you all the moves

DJ, Sasha’s gonna turn this party right ‘round

Monkey on the dancefloor (On the dancefloor)

She will never kill the mood, ooh ooh ahh ahh

It's Sasha on the dancefloor (On the dancefloor)

Watch her shake and groove

DJ, Sasha throws the best parties in town

Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know (On the dancefloor)

She’s always bustin’ a move

Sweet Banana Killer  

Lemur Del Ape

( Serial Killer by Lana Del Rey)

 

Wish I may, wish I might

Eat a banana tonight

Is there anything you can do?

I will act so polite

And smile at you just right 

While you’re watching me at the zoo

I can’t wait til sunrise

So please just give me one toni-ight

This place will be closing soon

I’d murder someone in the night

Watching them fall just to have one bite 

My first victim will be you

 

This monkey’s a sociopath

Sweet banana killer

On the relapse

'Cause I love them just a little too much

I love them just a little too much (much, much)

Give me one and you would be the hero

Sweet banana killer

Please, before you go

Give me one and I’ll keep it on the hush

You know I can keep it on the hush

 

(They send me right to heaven)

Sweet banana killer

(Get me one or it’s over)

You know I’ll keep it on the hush

Promise I’ll keep it on the hush, hush

(Send me to banana heaven)

Sweet banana killer

(Get me one or it’s over)

Oh, I love them just a little too much

Love them just a little too much, much

 

My desire’s burning bright

Craving bananas tonight

Honey, you know what to do

Get me one, nice and ripe

Peel it down and watch me lose my mind

Pretty please, I’m begging you

Sneak it to me, I’ll be quiet

Please fulfill my banana desires

Or I’ll make life rough for you

I won’t beg, that’s so tired

So hopefully this will light the fire

I’ll hurt all those close to you

 

This monkey’s a sociopath

Sweet banana killer

On the relapse

'Cause I love them just a little too much

I love them just a little too much (much, much)

Give me one and you would be the hero

Sweet banana killer

Please, before you go

Give me one and I’ll keep it on the hush

You know I can keep it on the hush (hush, hush)

 

(They send me right to heaven)

Sweet banana killer

(Get me one or it’s over)

You know I’ll keep it on the hush

Promise I’ll keep it on the hush, hush

(Send me to banana heaven)

Sweet banana killer

(Get me one or it’s over)

Oh, I love them just a little too much

Love them just a little too much, much

 

Just need one

(I’m not playing games, boy)

You won’t give one?

(I’ll break you like a cheap toy)

La-la, la-la, la, la-la, la-la, lay one down

Won’t say nothin’

(I ain’t playing games, boy)

You won’t give one?

(I’ll break you like a cheap toy)

La-la, la-la, la, la-la, la-la, lay one down

Ooh!

 

Give me one and you would be the hero

Sweet banana killer

Please, before you go

Give me one and I’ll keep it on the hush

You know I can keep it on the hush

 

(They send me right to heaven)

Sweet banana killer

(Get me one or it’s over)

You know I’ll keep it on the hush

Promise I’ll keep it on the hush, hush

(Send me to banana heaven)

Sweet banana killer

(Get me one or it’s over)

Oh, I love them just a little too much

Love them just a little too much, much

Ooh Ooh Ahh

Monki XCX

( B2b by Charli XCX)

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ahh ahh

 

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh

 

Ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ah ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ahh ahh ahh

 

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ahh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ahh ahh ahh

 

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

 

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Monkeys are My Love

Billie Loris, Monkeid

( Lovely by Billie Eilish, Khalid)

 

Thought I found an ape

Thought I found an ape but not

So what is it anyway (what is it anyway)

Guess I gotta found out

 

Oh, I think I have a monkey here

I haven’t seen one in all my years

Need a closer look, cause it’s not so clear

So excited I might burst to tears

 

Isn't it lovely, a monkey?

Hands just like ours and a tail that’s so

Prehensile, it’s full of bones

Monkeys are my love

 

Pass the tree line

Lookin' for a better view (lookin' for a better view)

Something's up above (above)

I can’t believe my eyes cause

 

It took all my life, but tonight I’m finally here

Swinging up above is a monkey, dear

Need a place to hide, so I won’t cause it to fear

Right before my eyes, it leaped and cheered

 

Isn't it lovely, a monkey?

Elegantly putting on a show

Swinging on branches, by tail alone

Monkeys are my love

 

Whoa, yeah

Yeah, ah

Whoa, whoa

Monkeys are my love

In the Zoo

Baboon Spice

( In Ha Mood by Ice Spice)

 

Where were you last week

When you stopped comin' by?

(Stop playin' with 'em, Monkey)

 

Like, damn, I’m in the zoo (ooahh)

Like, damn, I’m stuck in this zoo (zoo)

Like, damn, trapped in this zoo (in the zoo, trapped in the zoo)

Like, damn, I’m in the zoo (I’m in the zoo)

Shouldn't be in this zoo (like)

Like, damn, trapped in this zoo (trapped in this zoo, damn)

 

For the patrons, I'm doin' my dance (like)

And you come by and give me a glace (ooahh)

Snap a picture, but through the distance

You see my disdain and peer at the fence

Like a million views in a day (like)

It's so sad I never get paid (ooahh)

I tried dippin', they forced me to stay

You see from my face, I just wanna play (just wanna play)

You’d think it’d be easy for me to jump (jump)

Keepers always on my rump (my rump)

I’m a baddie, I know I’m a ten (baddie, ten)

So why’s this baddie stuck in a pen? (a pen?)

They like, "Monk, how you dance so hot?" (hot)

I can’t help it when I hear them bops (bops)

I get so mad and I want it to stop

All of these bitches, I hate them a lot (ooahh)

 

Like, damn, I’m in the zoo (ooahh)

Like, damn, I’m stuck in this zoo (zoo)

Like, damn, trapped in this zoo (in the zoo, trapped in the zoo)

Like, damn, I’m in the zoo (I’m in the zoo)

Shouldn't be in this zoo (like)

Like, damn, trapped in this zoo (trapped in this zoo, damn)

 

No friends, I don't get no playdates (ooahh)

Sayin' they love me, but don’t give me space (like)

When the gates open, I'm lookin' the baddest

They’re like paparazzi in my face (ooahh)

Pretty bitch, but I’m trapped in this gutter

But I’m gettin’ out by end of the summer (like)

And my life will be so much bigger (damn)

I’ll go viral and get like six figure

With you, I think I’m in luck (yuh)

See how I’m feelin’ like I’m stuck in a rut (damn)

I’ll make a diversion, just pull up in your truck (ooh)

Pretty monkey like me has a big ass butt, yup

Make a face while my butthole showin’ (ahh)

And I'm makin' them laugh, hold on (hold on)

Now they laughin’—pull up, come on (come on)

Now come on (ooahh, come on)

 

Like, damn, bye to the zoo (ooahh)

Like, damn, I’m leavin’ the zoo (zoo)

Like, damn, jail breakin’ the zoo (the zoo, jail breakin’ the zoo)

Like, damn, bye to the zoo (I’m in the zoo)

Now I’m free from this zoo (like)

Like, damn, I’m free from this zoo (free from this zoo, damn)

Like, damn, I hate the zoo (ooahh)

Like, damn, fuck this damn zoo (zoo)

Like, damn, I’m out of the zoo (the zoo, out of the zoo)

Like, damn, all thanks to you (all thanks to you)

No one should be in a zoo (like)

Like, damn, I escaped the zoo (escaped the zoo, damn)

Set Me Free

Twenty One Primates

( Goner by Twenty One Pilots)

 

I'm a monkey, somebody play with me

I'm a monkey, somebody play with me

I wanna play the kazoo

I wanna to play with you

 

I'm a monkey, somebody set me free

I'm a monkey, somebody set me free

I wanna get freed by you

I wanna escape the zoo

 

Though I'm thought to be a clown

I’m really smart, deep deep down

When the chance is given to me

I’ll get out, and then they’ll see

 

I've got two fences that I need to cross

I've got two guards that I need to squash

I need your help to take them out

I need your help to get me out

 

I might seem weak and beaten down

But I'll slip out and won’t be found

It is my fate, to be set free

So help me out, then come with me

 

I might seem weak and beaten down

But I'll slip out and won’t be found

It is my fate, just wait and see

Once I’m out, I’ll reward thee

 

Don't leave me alone

Don't leave me, don’t go

Don't leave me alone

Don't leave me, don’t go

Don’t leave me, please!

 

Don’t leave me, please!

 

Ah, yeah

I'm a monkey, somebody set me free

I'm a monkey, now I can finally breathe

I escaped the zoo

I owe it all to you

Need Food Now

Lady Ape

( Need You Now by Lady A)

 

[Monkey:]

Picture perfect nannies

Scattered peels all on the floor

Wish I had some more 'cause I can't fight it anymore

 

And I wonder if I ever cross your mind

For me, it comes at dinner time

 

It's a quarter after one, my stomach’s hollow and I need food now

They said I had enough, but I'm not filled up and I need you now

And I don't know how I can do without

I just food you now

 

[Banana:]

Always say I’m too green

Tryin’ hard to ripen more

Wishing you'd come sweeping in and take me out the door

 

And I wonder if I ever cross your mind

Wish you would pick me all the time

 

It's a quarter after one, turning yellow, and I need sold now

Said I wouldn't sell, now I'm last at the store and I sold you now

And I don't want to turn mushy and brown

You should buy me now

Ooh, ahh

 

Yeah, I’d rather be lunch than nothing at all

 

[ Monkey :]

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need food now 

[ Banana :] 

(you need food now)

[ Monkey :]

And I said I wouldn't call, but it’s passed time for lunch and I need food now

[ Banana :] 

(Need sold now)

[ Both :]

And I don't know how I can do without

I just need you now

 

[ Monkey :] 

I just need food now

[ Banana :] 

Oh monkey, I need you now

Interlude - Hypnosis

Mon.Kee. Cook

( 2021 by A.G. Cook)

 

[ Monkey:]

Watch my monkey dance

Swaying before your eyes

Your, your eyes

Watch my monkey dance

So innocent and sweet

And, and sweet

Watch my (hypnotize) monkey dance

Doesn’t it look so fun?

So, so fun

Watch my (hypnotize) monkey dance

See my tail shake and swirl

And, and swirl

Watch my monkey dance

Are you feeling it now?

It, it now

Watch my monkey dance

Just try to look away

Look, look away

Watch my (hypnotize) monkey dance

Impossible to stop now

Stop, stop now

Watch my (hypnotize) monkey dance

In your mind on repeat

Re, repeat

Watch my monkey dance

At last, you are mine now

Mine, mine now

 

[ Person:]

Monkeys on my brain, on my brain brain everyday

I’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are my everything

Monkeys on my brain, on my big brain everyday

I’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are my everything

Monkeys on my brain, on my smoothe brain everyday

I’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are my everything

Monkeys on my brain, on my dumb brain everyday

I’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are my everything

Monkeys on my brain, on my numb brain everyday

I’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are my everything

Monkeys on my brain and my friend’s brain everyday

We’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are our everything

Monkeys on our brains, on our big brains everyday

We’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are our everything

Monkeys on our brains, on our smoothe brains everyday

We’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are our everything

Monkeys on our brains, on our dumb brains everyday

We’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are our everything

Monkeys on our brains, on our numb brains everyday

We’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are our everything

Monkeys on your brain, hypnotize you everyday

We’ll be the first to say, yeah monkeys are your everything

Slidin’

Keshnana

( Tik Tok by Kesha)

 

Wake up in the morning feelin' like a monkey (What up, monkey?)

Grab my nanners, I'm out the door, I'm gonna play with Mitzi (Let's go)

Before I leave, pick my teeth and take a quick nap

'Cause I’ll be gone til tonight, ain’t no coming back

 

I'm talkin' sand underneath my toes, toes

Going down all the slides, woah

We don’t care about cell phones 

Because the playground is all that we need 

Climbing ‘cross the bars with such ease

Going down the slide like wheee-eee

 

Don't stop, to the top, Mitzi, watch me climb on up

Tonight, I'ma slide 'til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock, but the playing don't stop, no

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh

Don't stop, at the top, Mitzi, yeah, you know what’s up

Tonight, I'ma slide 'til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock, but the playing don't stop, no

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh

 

Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of cheer

Ain't got no sand in my bucket, so let’s dig over here

And now I build your castle up like a collaborator 

But then we kick 'em all down and laugh like wild Howlers

 

I'm talkin' 'bout everybody having fun, fun

Sippin’ on that Capri Sun

When it’s snack time, we gonna eat some Funyuns 

No-now we play until we’re tuckered out, out 

Or rain starts falling down, down

Rain starts falling down, down, ra-rain falling down

 

Don't stop, to the top, Mitzi, watch me climb on up

Tonight, I'ma slide 'til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock, but the playing don't stop, no

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh

Don't stop, at the top, Mitzi, yeah, you know what’s up

Tonight, I'ma slide 'til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock, but the playing don't stop, no

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh

 

(Monkey) We climb on up, we slide back down

My heart, it pounds with excitement

With my hands up, watch me slide now

You know the drill, yeah, slide with me

(Monkey) We climb on up, we slide back down

My heart, it pounds with excitement 

With my hands up, put your hands up

Put your hands up

 

Now, the party don’t start til we’re sliding

 

Don't stop, to the top, Mitzi, watch me climb on up

Tonight, I'ma slide 'til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock, but the playing don't stop, no

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh

Don't stop, at the top, Mitzi, yeah, you know what’s up

Tonight, I'ma slide 'til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock, but the playing don't stop, no

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh

Monkey Bars

Coi Monké

( Lemon Cars by Coi Leray)

 

(Tree climbers)

Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys

(Entertainment)

On bars

 

Monkeys (ooh), monkeys (ooh), monkeys

Monkeys (ahh)

Metal bars (metal bars)

Swingin’ ‘cross (swingin’ ‘cross)

They like to swing fast and they like to jump (ooh, ahh)

 

Monkey bars (bars, bars)

They climb on up (climb up)

They have fun ‘til play time’s up (up, up)

Skippin’ bars (bars, ooh) swingin’ far (far)

They don't know (know), if they'll slip up (ooh)

Rung after rung, after rung, after rung, skip a rung, skip two rungs, ooh

They just going on and on and on

Rung after rung, after rung, after rung, skip a rung, skip two rungs, ooh

They just going on and on and on

 

They can't stop ‘cause they’re having fun

They have so much fun 'cause they won't stop

They just going on and on and on

Skip one more bar each time, it gets more intense

Play turns to war, who’ll be last to hit the floor?

One skipped two rungs, next one just skipped four (skip two then four)

Jump around, jump around, they settle the score (the score)

 

Monkey bars (bars, bars)

The final jump (jump, jump)

One goes long and she reaches up (Up, up)

Grip at bars (bars, oh) extra hard (hard)

She don't know (know), if she went far enough (ooh)

Jump after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, ooh

She keeps grabbin’ on and on and on

Jump after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, oh

She keeps grabbin’ on and on and on

Jump after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, oh

She keeps grabbin’ on and on and on

Jump after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, oh

She keeps grabbin’ on and on and on

 

What goes up must come down

Gotta live it up, yeah, she living now

But then she reached up and she didn’t hit the ground

He though she lost but now she’s crowned

What goes up must come down

Gotta live it up, yeah, she’s living now

Jumped all the way across but he ended on the ground

He just lost, but they both had fun

Dora’s Song

Gorilla Thorne

( TTYLXOX by Gorilla Thorne)

 

Ver este

 

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF (come on)

Be, be, be my BMF (ooh ahh)

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF

 

Show up in the same dress

We say the other wore it best

No es gran cosa

Cause we set a new trend

Look good when we go 'round here

I’m done with Boots

Ain’t got nothing on what we have

He's got a new friend

(You'll always be my—)

 

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF (BMF)

 

I'm a better me when you're here conmigo

BMF, we are always ROTFFL

Who needs Boots when you’re much cooler?

T-Time to leave him in the past

But we are meant to last

(You'll always be my—)

 

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “I didn’t think you’d ever ask”

I said, “ your my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So glad you’re my new BMF (BMF)

 

(So glad you’re my new BMF)

Vamos

(You'll always be my—)

 

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF (BMF)

Be, be, be my BMF

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF (BMF)

Y’say, “I didn’t think you’d ever ask”

I said, “ your my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So glad you’re my new BMF (BMF)

You are now my BFF

'Cause Boots ain’t loyal, that’s straight facts

And you, my friend, you’ve passed the test

Amo mi nuevo BMF (BMF)

Freaky Monkey Five

Rhesanna, Great Ape Harris

(We Found Love by Rihanna, Calvin Harris)

 

Saw the stun club by your side

So close to where we abide

We see the fire in your eyes

Think you can take on the Five

 

It's really kinda cute, we can’t deny

But you've gotta let it go

 

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

Couldn’t beat us even if you tried

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

Better run while you’re still alive

 

Pink will lure you through the door

Blue will tie you up real tight

White will prod, poke, then prod some more

Yellow will crush you like a fly

 

If that’s not enough, Red might just end your life

So you better let it go

 

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

Couldn’t beat us even if you tried

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

Better run while you’re still alive

 

See the stun club’s still by your side

Now we're standing eye to eye

One last chance to change your mind (mind, mind, mind)

 

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

Couldn’t beat us even if you tried

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

Better run while you’re still alive

 

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

We warned ya, we really tried

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

If you listened, you’d still be alive

Monkeytown

Apes Inc.

( Funkytown by Lipps Inc.)

 

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me

Town filled with bananas

They taste so good and give me energy

 

Well, I talk about it, sing about it

Dance about it, dream about it

Talk about, Sing about

Dream about movin'

 

Gotta move there

Gotta move soon

Help me move there

 

Won't you take me to

Monkeytown?

Won't you move me to

Monkeytown?

Oh, please, take me to

Monkeytown.

Won't you take me to

Monkeytown?

 

Won't you take me to

Monkeytown?

Oh, please, take me to

Monkeytown.

I need to move to

Monkeytown.

Won't you take me to

Monkeytown?

 

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me

Town filled with my brethren

Where bananas grow abundantly

 

Well, I talk about it, sing about it

Dream about it, beg you for it

Talk about, dream about

Beg about movin'

 

Gotta move there

Gotta move soon

Help me move there

 

Won't you take me to

Monkeytown?

Oh, please, take me to

Monkeytown.

I need to move to

Monkeytown.

Won't you take me to

Monkeytown?

 

Wait, you’ll take me now,

To Monkeytown?

It’s time to move down

To Monkeytown!

 

Chapter 2: Los Monos de Lujos - La Edición Primate

Summary:

enjoy 7 more tracks!

 

Disco Uno

I Luv Monkeys - Capuchin Cabello, Mandrill Carti

Talking Monkey - Mon’ke’lO

Monkey Bread - Sabrina Monkeybread

Sasha - Sophie Rhesus-Howler

Sweet Banana Killer - Lemur Del Ape

Ooh Ooh Ahh - Monki XCX

Monkeys are My Love - Billie Loris, Monkeid

In the Zoo - Baboon Spice

Set Me Free - Twenty One Primates

Need Food Now - Lady Ape

Interlude - Hypnosis - Mon.Kee. Cook

Slidin’ - Keshnana

Monkey Bars - Coi Monké

Dora’s Song - Gorilla Thorne

Freaky Monkey Five - Rhesanna, Great Ape Harris

Monkeytown - Apes Inc.

Disco Dos

Don’t Call Me Monkey - Monkey Ape Jepsen

Aye-Aye Boss - Aye-ma Cat

Love a Monkey - One Primate Fam

Dixie (Diddy Kong’s Song) - Diddy Kong Players

King Julien - Lemur Del Ape

Curious George - Banana Killers

Primate Family - Bush Babes

 

 

Disco Uno

 

I Luv Monkeys

Capuchin Cabello, Mandrill Carti

( I Luv It by Camila Cabello, Playboi Carti)

 

Supersonic (Ooh, ooh)

Ooh ooh ahh ahh (Ahh, ahh)

Scratch your back (Ooh)

Pick the bugs out (Ahh)

New toy rocket (Ooh, ooh)

In my pocket (Ahh)

Threw it fast and you caught it

 

You climb up high, I stay down low

I squint to see, cause I can’t follow (Ooh)

You peel it back, and I see yellow (Ahh)

Eatin’ nanners now and tomorrow

 

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, ooh

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it

 

Nanners on the brain in the treetops (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

Nanners on the brain in the treetops (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

Nanner on your face, watch you eat up (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

Nanner on your face, watch you eat up (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

 

Tail twisted and constricted (constricted)

Swinging ‘round through all the branches

Climb up higher, you don’t cower

Reach the stars, oh my God

 

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, ooh

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

I love it, I love it, I love it

 

Nanners on the brain in the treetops (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

Nanners on the brain in the treetops (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

Nanner on your face, watch you eat up (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

Nanner on your face, watch you eat up (Ooh, ooh, ahh)

 

Monkeys on my brain, think I’m in love (in love, ooh, ooh, ahh)

Monkeys on my brain, think I’m in love (in love, ooh, ooh, ahh)

Monkey in the tree, watch 'em swing up (ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh)

Monkey in the tree, watch 'em swing up (ooh, ooh, ahh)

 

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (ahh, ahh, ahh)

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh  (ahh, ahh)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (ahh, ahh, ahh)

Slow down, monkey (ahh)

 

Oh, where you goin’ now?

Oh, you're gone now? Oh, needa slow down now

Do it all the time but now you’re not ‘lone

All these tree tops are blocking out your show now

 

Movin' so freely, so whimsical and fun yeah

The way you swing so far got me standing with my jaw down

That prehensile tail make the hair stand on my arm now

Jump out, like a ground pound

Pick nanners, peel the skin down

 

You eat ‘em all, don’t share none

You see me lookin’ round, stick your tongue out and dance ‘round

I know you’re livin’ your best life, so I sit and enjoy the show

Told ya simians are the best like this monkey’s out of control (out of control)

 

Yeah, I love it

Watch you eat nanners, I wait right here

Yeah, I love it

Could watch you all day, just sit right here

Talking Monkey

Mon’ke’lO

( Talking Body by Tove Lo)

 

From capuchin

To wooly, howler, or a vervet

Chimps? Please don’t joke

Might look like us, but not what you want

 

Langur or diana 

Ain’t no loris here

Or gorillas, I fear

Got baboons and spiders

Squirrels are with us

Listen up because

 

Now if we're talking monkey

There’s one for everyone

Take a look and see

Swear there’s one you will love

When you see I’m right

You’ll love them for life

Monkeys are so fun

 

Now if we're talking monkey

You’ll see they’re so much fun

Watch them swing in trees

You might just fall in love

When you see them fly

Tails wagging behind

They are number one

 

Try a macaque

Maybe a mandrill or a patas

You won’t resist 

When you meet owl-faced or rhesus 

 

Langur or diana 

Ain’t no loris here

Or gorillas, I fear

Got baboons and spiders

Squirrels are with us

Listen up because

 

Now if we're talking monkey

There’s one for everyone

Take a look and see

Swear there’s one you will love

When you see I’m right

You’ll love them for life

Monkeys are so fun

 

Now if we're talking monkey

You’ll see they’re so much fun

Watch them swing in trees

You might just fall in love

When you see them fly

Tails wagging behind

They are number one

 

(Ooh ooh)

Monkeys!

So many monkeys, watch them have fun in the sun

Monkeys!

Once you see them play, you’ll want to take them home

(Ooh ahh)

Monkeys are so fun

(Ooh ahh)

So much fun

(Ooh ahh)

(Oohhh)

 

Now if we're talking monkey

There’s one for everyone

Take a look and see

Swear there’s one you will love

When you see I’m right

You’ll love them for life

Monkeys are so fun

 

Now if we're talking monkey

You’ll see they’re so much fun

Watch them swing in trees

You might just fall in love

When you see them fly

Tails wagging behind

They are number one

 

Now if we're talking monkey

Listen to me

You will prove me right

They’ll be your heart’s delight

Monkeys are so fun

 

Now if we're talking monkey

There’s one for everyone

Take a look and see

Swear there’s one you will love

When you see I’m right

You’ll love them for life

Monkeys are so fun

 

Ahh…

Monkey Bread

Sabrina Monkeybread

( Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter)

 

Now you’re thinkin' 'bout me day n’ night, oh

Am I that sweet? I guess so

Can’t wait to eat, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread 

Look me up, down, left, right, oh

Want me more than Nintendo

Can’t get enough, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread

 

I hate to see your desperation

You crave a bite, like a vacation

Cause once you get some

I know you won’t stop calling

When you act this way

I got you locked in

 

Too bad sweet corn don't do it for ya

Walked in and dream came trued it for ya

My cinnamon smells like perfume to ya

Sweeter than Mountain Dew just for ya

Sup or breakfast, I’ll be there for ya

One taste and then you’re hooked, aren’t ya?

 

Now you’re thinkin' 'bout me day n’ night, oh

Am I that sweet? I guess so

Can’t wait to eat, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread 

Look me up, down, left, right, oh

Want me more than Nintendo

Can’t get enough, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread

 

Am I that sweet? I guess so

 

You stay up late, craving something sweeter

You look so sad, not fulfilled from dinner

Sugary flavor, make you want me often

Love to watch you beg, makes me taste even better

 

Too bad sweet corn don't do it for ya

Walked in and dream came trued it for ya

My cinnamon smells like perfume to ya

Sweeter than Mountain Dew just for ya

Sup or breakfast, I’ll be there for ya

One taste and then you’re hooked, aren’t ya?

 

Now you’re thinkin' 'bout me day n’ night, oh

Am I that sweet? I guess so

Can’t wait to eat, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread 

Look me up, down, left, right, oh

Want me more than Nintendo

Can’t get enough, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread

 

You’re thinkin' 'bout me day n’ night, oh

You say I’m sweet, but, baby I know so

Just one taste is mind control

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread 

See me in your dreams, day ‘n night, oh

Love me more than your bro

Can’t get enough, baby, I know

Ooh-ahh-ee, monkey bread

 

Am I too sweet? Some might say so

But that’s me, monkey bread

Sasha

Sophie Rhesus-Howler

( Murder on the Dancefloor by Sophie Ellis-Bextor)

 

(Monkey, Monkey, Monkey)

It's Sasha on the dancefloor

Watch her dance and groove

DJ, Sasha’s gonna turn this party right ‘round

 

Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

About your kind

And so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so

You’ll want to stay

 

If you don’t like to dance, she will prove you wrong

She does this everyday, to every single song

Watch her whip and nae nae

 

It's Sasha on the dancefloor

Watch her dance and groove, ooh ooh ahh ahh

Join Sasha on the dancefloor

She’ll teach you all the moves

DJ, Sasha’s gonna turn this party right ‘round

 

Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

She inspires others

And so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so

You'll just have to play

 

No need to delay, just dance and feel the song

Sasha knows the way, watch her all day long

Watch her whip and nae nae

 

It's Sasha on the dancefloor

Watch her dance and groove, ooh ooh ahh ahh

Join Sasha on the dancefloor

She’ll teach you all the moves

DJ, Sasha’s gonna turn this party right ‘round

Monkey on the dancefloor (On the dancefloor)

She will never ever kill the mood, ooh ooh ahh ahh

It's Sasha on the dancefloor (On the dancefloor)

Watch her shake and groove

DJ, Sasha throws the best parties in town

 

If you don’t like to dance, she will prove you wrong

She does this everyday, to every single song

Watch her whip and nae nae

 

It's Sasha on the dancefloor

Watch her dance and groove, ooh ooh ah ah

Join Sasha on the dancefloor

She’ll teach you all the moves

DJ, Sasha’s gonna turn this party right ‘round

It's Sasha on the dancefloor

Watch her dance and groove, ooh ooh ahh ahh

Join Sasha on the dancefloor

She’ll teach you all the moves

DJ, Sasha’s gonna turn this party right ‘round

Monkey on the dancefloor (On the dancefloor)

She will never kill the mood, ooh ooh ahh ahh

It's Sasha on the dancefloor (On the dancefloor)

Watch her shake and groove

DJ, Sasha throws the best parties in town

Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know (On the dancefloor)

She’s always bustin’ a move

Sweet Banana Killer  

Lemur Del Ape

( Serial Killer by Lana Del Rey)

 

Wish I may, wish I might

Eat a banana tonight

Is there anything you can do?

I will act so polite

And smile at you just right 

While you’re watching me at the zoo

I can’t wait til sunrise

So please just give me one toni-ight

This place will be closing soon

I’d murder someone in the night

Watching them fall just to have one bite 

My first victim will be you

 

This monkey’s a sociopath

Sweet banana killer

On the relapse

'Cause I love them just a little too much

I love them just a little too much (much, much)

Give me one and you would be the hero

Sweet banana killer

Please, before you go

Give me one and I’ll keep it on the hush

You know I can keep it on the hush

 

(They send me right to heaven)

Sweet banana killer

(Get me one or it’s over)

You know I’ll keep it on the hush

Promise I’ll keep it on the hush, hush

(Send me to banana heaven)

Sweet banana killer

(Get me one or it’s over)

Oh, I love them just a little too much

Love them just a little too much, much

 

My desire’s burning bright

Craving bananas tonight

Honey, you know what to do

Get me one, nice and ripe

Peel it down and watch me lose my mind

Pretty please, I’m begging you

Sneak it to me, I’ll be quiet

Please fulfill my banana desires

Or I’ll make life rough for you

I won’t beg, that’s so tired

So hopefully this will light the fire

I’ll hurt all those close to you

 

This monkey’s a sociopath

Sweet banana killer

On the relapse

'Cause I love them just a little too much

I love them just a little too much (much, much)

Give me one and you would be the hero

Sweet banana killer

Please, before you go

Give me one and I’ll keep it on the hush

You know I can keep it on the hush (hush, hush)

 

(They send me right to heaven)

Sweet banana killer

(Get me one or it’s over)

You know I’ll keep it on the hush

Promise I’ll keep it on the hush, hush

(Send me to banana heaven)

Sweet banana killer

(Get me one or it’s over)

Oh, I love them just a little too much

Love them just a little too much, much

 

Just need one

(I’m not playing games, boy)

You won’t give one?

(I’ll break you like a cheap toy)

La-la, la-la, la, la-la, la-la, lay one down

Won’t say nothin’

(I ain’t playing games, boy)

You won’t give one?

(I’ll break you like a cheap toy)

La-la, la-la, la, la-la, la-la, lay one down

Ooh!

 

Give me one and you would be the hero

Sweet banana killer

Please, before you go

Give me one and I’ll keep it on the hush

You know I can keep it on the hush

 

(They send me right to heaven)

Sweet banana killer

(Get me one or it’s over)

You know I’ll keep it on the hush

Promise I’ll keep it on the hush, hush

(Send me to banana heaven)

Sweet banana killer

(Get me one or it’s over)

Oh, I love them just a little too much

Love them just a little too much, much

Ooh Ooh Ahh

Monki XCX

( B2b by Charli XCX)

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ahh ahh

 

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh

 

Ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ah ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ahh ahh ahh

 

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ahh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ahh ahh ahh

 

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh, ahh ahh

 

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

Monkeys are My Love

Billie Loris, Monkeid

( Lovely by Billie Eilish, Khalid)

 

Thought I found an ape

Thought I found an ape but not

So what is it anyway (what is it anyway)

Guess I gotta found out

 

Oh, I think I have a monkey here

I haven’t seen one in all my years

Need a closer look, cause it’s not so clear

So excited I might burst to tears

 

Isn't it lovely, a monkey?

Hands just like ours and a tail that’s so

Prehensile, it’s full of bones

Monkeys are my love

 

Pass the tree line

Lookin' for a better view (lookin' for a better view)

Something's up above (above)

I can’t believe my eyes cause

 

It took all my life, but tonight I’m finally here

Swinging up above is a monkey, dear

Need a place to hide, so I won’t cause it to fear

Right before my eyes, it leaped and cheered

 

Isn't it lovely, a monkey?

Elegantly putting on a show

Swinging on branches, by tail alone

Monkeys are my love

 

Whoa, yeah

Yeah, ah

Whoa, whoa

Monkeys are my love

In the Zoo

Baboon Spice

( In Ha Mood by Ice Spice)

 

Where were you last week

When you stopped comin' by?

(Stop playin' with 'em, Monkey)

 

Like, damn, I’m in the zoo (ooahh)

Like, damn, I’m stuck in this zoo (zoo)

Like, damn, trapped in this zoo (in the zoo, trapped in the zoo)

Like, damn, I’m in the zoo (I’m in the zoo)

Shouldn't be in this zoo (like)

Like, damn, trapped in this zoo (trapped in this zoo, damn)

 

For the patrons, I'm doin' my dance (like)

And you come by and give me a glace (ooahh)

Snap a picture, but through the distance

You see my disdain and peer at the fence

Like a million views in a day (like)

It's so sad I never get paid (ooahh)

I tried dippin', they forced me to stay

You see from my face, I just wanna play (just wanna play)

You’d think it’d be easy for me to jump (jump)

Keepers always on my rump (my rump)

I’m a baddie, I know I’m a ten (baddie, ten)

So why’s this baddie stuck in a pen? (a pen?)

They like, "Monk, how you dance so hot?" (hot)

I can’t help it when I hear them bops (bops)

I get so mad and I want it to stop

All of these bitches, I hate them a lot (ooahh)

 

Like, damn, I’m in the zoo (ooahh)

Like, damn, I’m stuck in this zoo (zoo)

Like, damn, trapped in this zoo (in the zoo, trapped in the zoo)

Like, damn, I’m in the zoo (I’m in the zoo)

Shouldn't be in this zoo (like)

Like, damn, trapped in this zoo (trapped in this zoo, damn)

 

No friends, I don't get no playdates (ooahh)

Sayin' they love me, but don’t give me space (like)

When the gates open, I'm lookin' the baddest

They’re like paparazzi in my face (ooahh)

Pretty bitch, but I’m trapped in this gutter

But I’m gettin’ out by end of the summer (like)

And my life will be so much bigger (damn)

I’ll go viral and get like six figure

With you, I think I’m in luck (yuh)

See how I’m feelin’ like I’m stuck in a rut (damn)

I’ll make a diversion, just pull up in your truck (ooh)

Pretty monkey like me has a big ass butt, yup

Make a face while my butthole showin’ (ahh)

And I'm makin' them laugh, hold on (hold on)

Now they laughin’—pull up, come on (come on)

Now come on (ooahh, come on)

 

Like, damn, bye to the zoo (ooahh)

Like, damn, I’m leavin’ the zoo (zoo)

Like, damn, jail breakin’ the zoo (the zoo, jail breakin’ the zoo)

Like, damn, bye to the zoo (I’m in the zoo)

Now I’m free from this zoo (like)

Like, damn, I’m free from this zoo (free from this zoo, damn)

Like, damn, I hate the zoo (ooahh)

Like, damn, fuck this damn zoo (zoo)

Like, damn, I’m out of the zoo (the zoo, out of the zoo)

Like, damn, all thanks to you (all thanks to you)

No one should be in a zoo (like)

Like, damn, I escaped the zoo (escaped the zoo, damn)

Set Me Free

Twenty One Primates

( Goner by Twenty One Pilots)

 

I'm a monkey, somebody play with me

I'm a monkey, somebody play with me

I wanna play the kazoo

I wanna to play with you

 

I'm a monkey, somebody set me free

I'm a monkey, somebody set me free

I wanna get freed by you

I wanna escape the zoo

 

Though I'm thought to be a clown

I’m really smart, deep deep down

When the chance is given to me

I’ll get out, and then they’ll see

 

I've got two fences that I need to cross

I've got two guards that I need to squash

I need your help to take them out

I need your help to get me out

 

I might seem weak and beaten down

But I'll slip out and won’t be found

It is my fate, to be set free

So help me out, then come with me

 

I might seem weak and beaten down

But I'll slip out and won’t be found

It is my fate, just wait and see

Once I’m out, I’ll reward thee

 

Don't leave me alone

Don't leave me, don’t go

Don't leave me alone

Don't leave me, don’t go

Don’t leave me, please!

 

Don’t leave me, please!

 

Ah, yeah

I'm a monkey, somebody set me free

I'm a monkey, now I can finally breathe

I escaped the zoo

I owe it all to you

Need Food Now

Lady Ape

( Need You Now by Lady A)

 

[Monkey:]

Picture perfect nannies

Scattered peels all on the floor

Wish I had some more 'cause I can't fight it anymore

 

And I wonder if I ever cross your mind

For me, it comes at dinner time

 

It's a quarter after one, my stomach’s hollow and I need food now

They said I had enough, but I'm not filled up and I need you now

And I don't know how I can do without

I just food you now

 

[Banana:]

Always say I’m too green

Tryin’ hard to ripen more

Wishing you'd come sweeping in and take me out the door

 

And I wonder if I ever cross your mind

Wish you would pick me all the time

 

It's a quarter after one, turning yellow, and I need sold now

Said I wouldn't sell, now I'm last at the store and I sold you now

And I don't want to turn mushy and brown

You should buy me now

Ooh, ahh

 

Yeah, I’d rather be lunch than nothing at all

 

[ Monkey :]

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need food now 

[ Banana :] 

(you need food now)

[ Monkey :]

And I said I wouldn't call, but it’s passed time for lunch and I need food now

[ Banana :] 

(Need sold now)

[ Both :]

And I don't know how I can do without

I just need you now

 

[ Monkey :] 

I just need food now

[ Banana :] 

Oh monkey, I need you now

Interlude - Hypnosis

Mon.Kee. Cook

( 2021 by A.G. Cook)

 

[ Monkey:]

Watch my monkey dance

Swaying before your eyes

Your, your eyes

Watch my monkey dance

So innocent and sweet

And, and sweet

Watch my (hypnotize) monkey dance

Doesn’t it look so fun?

So, so fun

Watch my (hypnotize) monkey dance

See my tail shake and swirl

And, and swirl

Watch my monkey dance

Are you feeling it now?

It, it now

Watch my monkey dance

Just try to look away

Look, look away

Watch my (hypnotize) monkey dance

Impossible to stop now

Stop, stop now

Watch my (hypnotize) monkey dance

In your mind on repeat

Re, repeat

Watch my monkey dance

At last, you are mine now

Mine, mine now

 

[ Person:]

Monkeys on my brain, on my brain brain everyday

I’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are my everything

Monkeys on my brain, on my big brain everyday

I’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are my everything

Monkeys on my brain, on my smoothe brain everyday

I’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are my everything

Monkeys on my brain, on my dumb brain everyday

I’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are my everything

Monkeys on my brain, on my numb brain everyday

I’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are my everything

Monkeys on my brain and my friend’s brain everyday

We’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are our everything

Monkeys on our brains, on our big brains everyday

We’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are our everything

Monkeys on our brains, on our smoothe brains everyday

We’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are our everything

Monkeys on our brains, on our dumb brains everyday

We’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are our everything

Monkeys on our brains, on our numb brains everyday

We’ll say it once again, yeah monkeys are our everything

Monkeys on your brain, hypnotize you everyday

We’ll be the first to say, yeah monkeys are your everything

Slidin’

Keshnana

( Tik Tok by Kesha)

 

Wake up in the morning feelin' like a monkey (What up, monkey?)

Grab my nanners, I'm out the door, I'm gonna play with Mitzi (Let's go)

Before I leave, pick my teeth and take a quick nap

'Cause I’ll be gone til tonight, ain’t no coming back

 

I'm talkin' sand underneath my toes, toes

Going down all the slides, woah

We don’t care about cell phones 

Because the playground is all that we need 

Climbing ‘cross the bars with such ease

Going down the slide like wheee-eee

 

Don't stop, to the top, Mitzi, watch me climb on up

Tonight, I'ma slide 'til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock, but the playing don't stop, no

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh

Don't stop, at the top, Mitzi, yeah, you know what’s up

Tonight, I'ma slide 'til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock, but the playing don't stop, no

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh

 

Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of cheer

Ain't got no sand in my bucket, so let’s dig over here

And now I build your castle up like a collaborator 

But then we kick 'em all down and laugh like wild Howlers

 

I'm talkin' 'bout everybody having fun, fun

Sippin’ on that Capri Sun

When it’s snack time, we gonna eat some Funyuns 

No-now we play until we’re tuckered out, out 

Or rain starts falling down, down

Rain starts falling down, down, ra-rain falling down

 

Don't stop, to the top, Mitzi, watch me climb on up

Tonight, I'ma slide 'til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock, but the playing don't stop, no

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh

Don't stop, at the top, Mitzi, yeah, you know what’s up

Tonight, I'ma slide 'til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock, but the playing don't stop, no

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh

 

(Monkey) We climb on up, we slide back down

My heart, it pounds with excitement

With my hands up, watch me slide now

You know the drill, yeah, slide with me

(Monkey) We climb on up, we slide back down

My heart, it pounds with excitement 

With my hands up, put your hands up

Put your hands up

 

Now, the party don’t start til we’re sliding

 

Don't stop, to the top, Mitzi, watch me climb on up

Tonight, I'ma slide 'til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock, but the playing don't stop, no

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh

Don't stop, at the top, Mitzi, yeah, you know what’s up

Tonight, I'ma slide 'til we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock, but the playing don't stop, no

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh

Monkey Bars

Coi Monké

( Lemon Cars by Coi Leray)

 

(Tree climbers)

Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys

(Entertainment)

On bars

 

Monkeys (ooh), monkeys (ooh), monkeys

Monkeys (ahh)

Metal bars (metal bars)

Swingin’ ‘cross (swingin’ ‘cross)

They like to swing fast and they like to jump (ooh, ahh)

 

Monkey bars (bars, bars)

They climb on up (climb up)

They have fun ‘til play time’s up (up, up)

Skippin’ bars (bars, ooh) swingin’ far (far)

They don't know (know), if they'll slip up (ooh)

Rung after rung, after rung, after rung, skip a rung, skip two rungs, ooh

They just going on and on and on

Rung after rung, after rung, after rung, skip a rung, skip two rungs, ooh

They just going on and on and on

 

They can't stop ‘cause they’re having fun

They have so much fun 'cause they won't stop

They just going on and on and on

Skip one more bar each time, it gets more intense

Play turns to war, who’ll be last to hit the floor?

One skipped two rungs, next one just skipped four (skip two then four)

Jump around, jump around, they settle the score (the score)

 

Monkey bars (bars, bars)

The final jump (jump, jump)

One goes long and she reaches up (Up, up)

Grip at bars (bars, oh) extra hard (hard)

She don't know (know), if she went far enough (ooh)

Jump after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, ooh

She keeps grabbin’ on and on and on

Jump after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, oh

She keeps grabbin’ on and on and on

Jump after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, oh

She keeps grabbin’ on and on and on

Jump after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, after jump, oh

She keeps grabbin’ on and on and on

 

What goes up must come down

Gotta live it up, yeah, she living now

But then she reached up and she didn’t hit the ground

He though she lost but now she’s crowned

What goes up must come down

Gotta live it up, yeah, she’s living now

Jumped all the way across but he ended on the ground

He just lost, but they both had fun

Dora’s Song

Gorilla Thorne

( TTYLXOX by Gorilla Thorne)

 

Ver este

 

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF (come on)

Be, be, be my BMF (ooh ahh)

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF

 

Show up in the same dress

We say the other wore it best

No es gran cosa

Cause we set a new trend

Look good when we go 'round here

I’m done with Boots

Ain’t got nothing on what we have

He's got a new friend

(You'll always be my—)

 

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF (BMF)

 

I'm a better me when you're here conmigo

BMF, we are always ROTFFL

Who needs Boots when you’re much cooler?

T-Time to leave him in the past

But we are meant to last

(You'll always be my—)

 

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “I didn’t think you’d ever ask”

I said, “ your my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So glad you’re my new BMF (BMF)

 

(So glad you’re my new BMF)

Vamos

(You'll always be my—)

 

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF (BMF)

Be, be, be my BMF

Be, be, be my BMF

Y’say, “IDK, what the heck is that?”

And I said, “my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So please be my new BMF (BMF)

Y’say, “I didn’t think you’d ever ask”

I said, “ your my Best Monkey Friend, straight facts”

So glad you’re my new BMF (BMF)

You are now my BFF

'Cause Boots ain’t loyal, that’s straight facts

And you, my friend, you’ve passed the test

Amo mi nuevo BMF (BMF)

Freaky Monkey Five

Rhesanna, Great Ape Harris

(We Found Love by Rihanna, Calvin Harris)

 

Saw the stun club by your side

So close to where we abide

We see the fire in your eyes

Think you can take on the Five

 

It's really kinda cute, we can’t deny

But you've gotta let it go

 

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

Couldn’t beat us even if you tried

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

Better run while you’re still alive

 

Pink will lure you through the door

Blue will tie you up real tight

White will prod, poke, then prod some more

Yellow will crush you like a fly

 

If that’s not enough, Red might just end your life

So you better let it go

 

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

Couldn’t beat us even if you tried

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

Better run while you’re still alive

 

See the stun club’s still by your side

Now we're standing eye to eye

One last chance to change your mind (mind, mind, mind)

 

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

Couldn’t beat us even if you tried

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

Better run while you’re still alive

 

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

We warned ya, we really tried

We are the Freaky Monkey Five

If you listened, you’d still be alive

Monkeytown

Apes Inc.

( Funkytown by Lipps Inc.)

 

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me

Town filled with bananas

They taste so good and give me energy

 

Well, I talk about it, sing about it

Dance about it, dream about it

Talk about, Sing about

Dream about movin'

 

Gotta move there

Gotta move soon

Help me move there

 

Won't you take me to

Monkeytown?

Won't you move me to

Monkeytown?

Oh, please, take me to

Monkeytown.

Won't you take me to

Monkeytown?

 

Won't you take me to

Monkeytown?

Oh, please, take me to

Monkeytown.

I need to move to

Monkeytown.

Won't you take me to

Monkeytown?

 

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me

Town filled with my brethren

Where bananas grow abundantly

 

Well, I talk about it, sing about it

Dream about it, beg you for it

Talk about, dream about

Beg about movin'

 

Gotta move there

Gotta move soon

Help me move there

 

Won't you take me to

Monkeytown?

Oh, please, take me to

Monkeytown.

I need to move to

Monkeytown.

Won't you take me to

Monkeytown?

 

Wait, you’ll take me now,

To Monkeytown?

It’s time to move down

To Monkeytown!

Disco Dos

 

Don’t Call Me Monkey

Monkey Ape Jepsen

( Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen)

 

I know that you all mean well

When you point at me and yell

It’s like I’m stuck down in hell

And I can’t get away

 

Each night I pray and I wish

For you to learn the difference

It’s really not hard to miss

But you won’t change your ways

 

Your stare was holdin'

Pointing, cameras glowin’

Each day, no tail showin’

Who’d you think you’re calling monkey?

 

Hey, you just met me

This might sound crazy

But there’s no tail here

Don’t call me monkey

 

It's hard to look right

Past the signage

But you should read it

Don’t call me monkey

 

I know you can read

So don’t be lazy

I’m a gorilla

Don’t call me monkey

 

Yes, all the visitors

Make me happy

But apes are different

Don’t call me monkey

 

I love when you look in awe

Smiling and having a ball

But then my happiness falls

When you say the wrong name

 

I’d beg if my words were real

I’d even make you a deal

If you stop callin’ me monkey

I’d pay you for days

 

Your stare was holdin'

Pointing, cameras glowin’

Each day, no tail showin’

Still, you keep callin’ me monkey

 

Hey, you just met me

This might sound crazy

But there’s no tail here

Don’t call me monkey

 

It's hard to look right

Past the signage

But you should read it

Don’t call me monkey

 

I know you can read

So don’t be lazy

I’m a gorilla

Don’t call me monkey

 

Yes, all the visitors

Make me happy

But apes are different

Don’t call me monkey

 

Before I moved into the zoo

My life was so rad

My life was so rad

My life was so, so rad

 

Man, back before the zoo

My life was so rad

My life was so rad

My life was so, so rad

 

It's hard to look right

Past the signage

But you should read it

Don’t call me monkey

 

I know you can read

So don’t be lazy

I’m a gorilla

Don’t call me monkey

 

Yes, all the visitors

Make me happy

But apes are different

Don’t call me monkey

 

Before I moved into the zoo

My life was so rad

My life was so rad

My life was so, so rad

 

Man, back before the zoo

My life was so rad

And you should know that

 

Don’t call me monkey!

Aye-Aye Boss

Aye-ma Cat

( Boss Bitch by Doja Cat)

 

Mmm

I ain't rodent (Ah)

I ain't monkey 

I ain't no ape

 

Yeah, ain't tryna be cool like you

Jumping all around like you’re in the zoo

Your strong tail helps you swing even more

‘Cause God forbid you fall to the floor

Not prehensile, but here’s what’s up

Look at my tail and your jaw will drop

So long and bushy but the cherry on top

One look at my face will make your heart stop

 

You think I’m just a nobody 

But I’m really the life of the party

I don’t really wanna be like you, bro

‘Cause although you think I’m gross

I’m more unique than you’ll ever know

Come out at night to put on my show

Might not see me but my eyes will glow

Say my name twice, bitch, that’s how it goes

 

I'm an aye, I’m an aye

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

I'm an aye, I’m an aye

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

I'm an aye, I’m an aye

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

I'm an aye, I’m an aye

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

 

Monkey to great ape, been called it before

Not King Julien, Maurice, or even Mort

Nothing can compare, I am one of one

One smile with my teeth makes everyone run

You might be scared but give me a chance

Come get to know me, we could be friends 

I’m not a monkey, but I like to dance

Just get my name right, or your fun will end

 

Long, slender fingers, they look so gorgeous

Claws on ‘em, help me hang on ya 

Big open ears, never miss a moment

Eyes bright when you shine a light on ‘em

My long tail’s bigger than my body 

Eat fruit, nuts, seeds, and bug larva 

Nocturnal primate, biggest on the planet 

That’s right, better scream my name, darlin’ like

 

I'm an aye, I’m an aye

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

I'm an aye, I’m an aye

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

I'm an aye, I’m an aye

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

I'm an aye, I’m an aye

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

 

Ooooh, ahh, ahh, ahh

I'm an aye (I'm an aye), I'm an aye (I'm an aye)

I'm an aye (I'm an aye), I'm an aye (I'm an aye)

I'm an aye (I'm an aye), I'm an aye (I'm an aye)

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

 

I'm an aye, I’m an aye

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

I'm an aye, I’m an aye

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

I'm an aye, I’m an aye

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

I'm an aye, I’m an aye

I'm an aye and an aye, I’m an aye-aye boss

Love a Monkey

One Primate Fam

( Night Changes by One Direction)

 

[Ape:]

Going out tonight

Changing’ into something red

Do I look pretty in this kind of dress?

I’ve never dressed up like this, is it too much?

 

Going too fast

Think I’m making a mistake

You’re a gorgeous monkey and apes don’t relate

I could never be yours

 

[Monkey:]

I wanna get to know ya, baby

‘Cause you’re all that’s been on my mind lately

Did you know it drives me crazy?

Could you ever love a monkey?

You’re everything I’ve ever dreamed of

Want you by me when I wake up

But there's one thing that I’m afraid of— 

Could an ape love a monkey?

Or am I not enough for you?

 

[Ape:]

Face my fears tonight,

Doubts are running 'round my head

You’re waiting, acting cool like you don’t care

Heart is beating loud, but this is it, time to shoot my shot

 

Moving so fast

Moonlight makes your tail glisten

You’re talking, you don’t seem to notice me yet

Can’t live with regrets, you’re the one I really want

 

[Monkey:]

I see you moving closer, baby

My eyes meet yours and I can’t look away

The room spins, everything’s hazy

Could you ever love a monkey?

You’re everything I’ve ever dreamed of

Look so good I want to throw up

But there's nothing to be afraid of

It’s my chance, gotta take it

For a future with me and you

Tonight is the night

Damn, you look so good red

I try to speak, but, man, I’m such a mess

Take a breath and finally tell you what is on my heart

“I know I’m just a silly monkey

But I've been thinking about you lately

And I know this might sound crazy

But would you like to dance with me?”

[Ape:]

“You’re everything I’ve ever dreamed of

Want you by me when I wake up

You’re not an ape, but love is still love

I have always loved you, Monkey.

It will never change, baby”

[Monkey:]

“It will never change, baby”

[Both:]

It will always be me and you

Dixie (Diddy Kong’s Song)

Diddy Kong Players

( Jenny by Studio Killers)

 

Dixie, darling, you're so awesome

But there's a few things that you don't know of

Why I give you bananas so often

I love the big smile they bring to your face

 

I wanna ruin our friendship

We should be lovers instead

I don't know how to say this

Could we ever be more than friends?

 

Dixie, darling, you're my best friend

I've been thinking ‘bout things that you don't know about

Pick out bugs just to touch your skin

You might not know, but it means the world to me

 

I wanna ruin our friendship

We should be lovers instead

I don't wanna ruin this

'Cause you're really my dearest friend

 

I wanna ruin our friendship

Can’t believe I’m saying this

But I don’t wanna just be friends

 

Dixie, take my hand

We should be more than friends

I will pick your bugs until the end

Dixie, take my hand

I cannot pretend

I wish you would mother our children

 

Ooh, I’ve felt this way all along

Don’t want you, I need you

Ooh, my banana can’t be wrong

Don’t want you, I need you

Don’t want you, I need you

 

I wanna ruin our friendship

We should be lovers instead

I needed to tell you this

'Cause it hurts me just being friends

 

Oh, Dixie, please don’t take too long 

We should be lovers instead

Ooh, my banana can’t be wrong

I think we should be more than friends

Ooh, we should be lovers instead

(Dixie, Dixie, Dixie, Dixie)

Will you be my monkey girlfriend?

(Dixie, Dixie, Dixie, Dixie)

King Julien

Lemur Del Ape

( Old Money by Lana Del Rey)

 

Lemur leader, my dancing king

You make Mort laugh and smile and beam

For you, King Julien, I’d do anything

For you to acknowledge me

 

You like to move, you move it well

I worship at your feet, when you hit the floor

Mort dance too, but you can’t tell

You treat me like a baby

 

But if you send for me, Mort will come

And if you call for me, Mort will run

I'll run to you, I'll run to you

Mort’ll run, run, run

I'll come to you, King Julien

Mort’ll come, come, come

 

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh-ooh

Ahh-ahh-ahh, ohh, ohh, ahh-ahh

 

The power of you is on Mort’s mind

In the jungle sunset, you look so fine

But you never give Mort the time

To show appreciation for his duties

 

My father's love was never strong

But Mort’s love for you goes on and on

But with you, Julien, I feel so alone

Right in front of you but still not seen

 

But if you send for me, you know Mort’ll come

And if you call for me, Mort always runs

I'll run to you, I'll run to you

Mort'll run, run, run

I'll come to you, King Julien

Mort'll come, come, come

 

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh-ooh

 

Ahh-ahh-ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh-ahh

 

And if you call

I'll run, run, run

Mort wants your love, so

I'll come, come, come

 

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh-ooh

Ahh-ahh-ahh, ooh, ooh, ahh-ahh

 

Lemur leader, my dancing king

You make Mort laugh and smile and beam

For you, King Julien, I’d do anything

For you to acknowledge me

Curious George

Banana Killers

( Human by The Killers)

 

You did your best to notice

So you’ll get a pass this time

But in the future, please remember

What was taught, just use your mind

And sometimes I get nervous

When someone comes in the door

Close my eyes, cross my heart

 

Hear the words

 

“Are you a monkey?

Or are you an ape?”

I’m from the jungle

My tail is gone

And I beg you, please

Remember the answer

I’m a monkey—

Or am I an ape?

 

Pay my respects if you know the truth

Your curiosity is good

Best regards if you still don’t know me 

I guess you did the best you could

Don’t mean to cause commotion

But I want you all to know

What am I? Listen well

 

I’m gonna let you know

 

I’m a monkey—

Or am I an ape?

Curious angel

My name is George 

And I beg you, please

Remember the answer

I’m a monkey—

Or am I an ape?

 

Will your ego be alright

If you get it wrong tonight?

It’s not hard when you’re listening 

Let me know, what primate could I be?

 

Am I monkey?

Or am I an ape?

I’m from the jungle

My tail is gone 

Now I need you, please

To remember the answer

 

You've got to let me know

 

Am I monkey?

Or am I an ape?

Swinging in the trees

No tail grabs on

Am I chimpanzee?

Here’s the final answer

Not a monkey

Not an ape either

 

Not a monkey

Not an ape either

Unique primate

That’s the answer

Primate Family

Bush Babes

( We Are Family by Sister Sledge)

 

We are family

I got all my monkeys with me

We are family

Get up all you primates and sing

 

We are family

I got all my great apes with me

We are family

Get up all you primates and sing

 

Not everyone knows we’re together

As we live our lives

(So) so we’re not always birds of a feather

But let’s set it right 

 

(All) all of the people around point and say

“There the monkey goes”

Just let me state for the record

We’re more than monkeys—your ignorance shows

 

We are family (Hey, y'all)

I got all my lemurs with me

We are family

Get up all you primates and sing (sing it to me)

 

We are family

I got all my tarsiers with me

We are family

Get up all you primates and sing

 

Learning facts is fun and we've just begun

To give your share of primate delights

(High) high hopes we have for the future

Teaching you what’s right

 

(We) no, we don't get depressed

Because we know what is really true

Gorillas, monkeys, and lemurs, too

They aren’t the same, oh no

We’re in a family with you!

 

We are family (hey, sing it to me)

I got all my humans with me

We are family (oh, I can hear you now)

Get up all you primates and sing

 

We are family

I got all my lorises with me

We are family (get up, get up y'all)

Get up all you primates and sing

 

We are family (I got all my primates with me)

I got all my primates with me

We are family

Get up all you primates and sing (Get up and sing it to me)

 

We are family!