JCJenson in (lost in) SPAAAACEE!!

by chainparasite

Summary:

I was thinking “what if the lost in space characters were worker drones in the murder drones universe?” So I created this

Chapter 1

[JCJenson IN SPAAAAACEE!!!! Technician Has created a new groupchat]

Penny: hi ?

Judy: what’s this

Don: Hello everyone! Me and some of the JCJenson IN SPAAAAACEE!!!! Workers have decided to create a GROUPCHAT!!

Tessa: that’s right, we did! :D Hope you guys have fun!!

V: AA
V: AA
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V: AA
V: AA
V: AA
V: AA
V: AA
V: AA
V: AA

J: V, shut it!

Dr Smith: oh my god the spam..

Lizzy: Real! Like can yall shut up??

Uzi: just… mute your notifications ?

Doll: Why am I in here.

Uzi: WHY THE FUCK IS MY THERAPIST IN HERE

V: wow, you have a therapist? I’m surprised she didn’t attempt to commit suicide after one session with you~

Uzi: SHUT UP BITCH

Penny: aaaand that’s why your in therapy

Uzi: alright hold on

[Uzi has banned [Dr Smith] for being a fake therapist]

Tessa: Don, did you give Uzi permissions????!!!!

Don: uh.. maybe.?

Uzi: DONT TEST ME ! I AM GOD

[Don has added [Dr Smith] back to the groupchat]

V: HAVE A FUN TIME WITH A GIRL TODAY!! >>>>>>funhotsextingnotascam.org

Dr Smith: what

V: FREE MONEY AND ROBUX!! >>>>>>>moneymonneynotascamongod.com

V: HEY BABY WANNA DATE ME? fuckmepleasenotanipgrabber.com

[Don has muted [V] for spamming and fake links]

Tessa: thank you Don 🙏

Chapter 2: Doll chill

J: @Dr Smith I’m surprised you can handle Uzi.

Uzi: BITE ME!! SHES TERRIBLE

Dr Smith: How am I terrible, hmm?

Uzi: WELL
Uzi: fuck

V: LMFAO- Uzi just doesn’t want to do therapy

Doll: Доктор Смит — фальшивый терапевт.
(Translation: Dr Smith is a fake therapist)

Uzi: English please 🙏

Lizzy: my girlfriend can speak WHATEVER language she wants.

Uzi: bite me!

Lizzy: At least she put a translation, miss emo girl 🙄

N: she’s a fake therapist???

Doll: да, она заставила меня вспомнить посттравматическое стрессовое расстройство, когда Ви убил моих родителей на моих глазах
(Translation: yes, she made me have PTSD flashbacks to when V killed my parents in front of me)

Dr Smith: Let’s not spread misinformation.

V: yeah, Doll!! Plus your parents tasted AMAZING LMFAO RIP YOUR STUPID DEAD ASS PARENTS

Doll: Ви, я разорву тебя на куски, смеясь, наблюдая, как из тебя вытекает масло, пока ты молишь о пощаде, пока я мучаю тебя часами подряд
(Translation: V i will tear you limb from limb, laughing while i watch your oil spill out of you while your begging for mercy as i torture you for hours on end)

V: oh no I’m so scared oh noooo SHUT UP MAN

Doll: запри свои двери
(Translation: lock your doors)

Don: @V I thought I muted you

Chapter 3: Family therapy :3

[DMS- Nori, Dr Smith)

Nori: hey, when are we gonna have a family therapy session?

Dr Smith: Whenever you and Khan want to have one.

Nori: uhh how about today PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING PLEASE PLEASE

Dr Smith: Okay, sure

Nori: HOLD ON ILL MAKE THE GROUPCHAT

Dr Smith: Wait, what?

 

[Nori has created a new groupchat]
[Nori has added in Khan, Dr Smith, and Uzi]

Uzi: Mom what’s this?

Nori: FAMILY THERAPY!!

Uzi: NOOOOOO

Nori: baby WE NEED IT. I cannot HANDLE you anymore.

Dr Smith: …Did you really just say that to your own daughter?

Khan: Hello! I am ready for our online family therapy!

Dr Smith: Okay.

Nori: Uzi wanna start?

Uzi: bite me! Yes I do…
Uzi: so I know Cyns absolute solver is gone, but sometimes N wants me to babysit her but she.. creeps me out?

Nori: How the hell is that related to our family therapy, your just trying to avoid it

Dr Smith: Nori, it really isn’t that big of a deal. Uzi, continue.

Uzi: sometimes when I’m watching over her she’ll just get right in my face and say “Uzi.. I’m going to murder your entire bloodline and force you to watch.” AND I HATE IT

Dr Smith: …Are you SURE she isn’t controlled by the solver anymore?

Uzi: idk

Dr Smith: Why don’t you tell N about that, or V?

Uzi: IM TO SCARED

Nori: how in ROBO GODS NAME ARE YOU SCARED.

Uzi: bite me, idk!

Dr Smith: Are you worried they won’t believe you?

Uzi: they will believe me, but V will probably end up brutally killing Cyn and I don’t want that to happen just incase

Nori: Good riddance to Cyn.

Uzi: MOM! SHES 8!

Nori: Okay, my turn.

Uzi: Wait im not done yet

Nori: I’m worried about Uzi dating N. I mean, hes a murder drone!

Dr Smith: I can see why you’re concerned about that, Nori, but personally I don’t see him as a threat. I’ve talked to him multiple times when he picked Uzi up from my office, and he is very kind.

Nori: oh okay

Dr Smith: That’s all for today, I’m sorry. I’m very busy

Nori: okay bye

 

[Worker chat]

Dr Smith: I cannot handle the doormans, oh my god, they are so weird.

Don: Ikr

Tessa: Dang, we really have a gc just to bash other drones?

Don: Tessa ur a human 😭🙏

Tessa: yeah ik :3

Don: That reminds me of the time Khan was flirting with a door

Dr Smith: WHAT THE HELL?

Tessa: AINT NO WAY BRO

Don: I HAVE GHE VIDEO
[Don has sent a video]

Dr Smith: I could of gone my entire life without seeing that.

Chapter 4: WHAT

[main normal gc]

Uzi: I HATE THERAPY!!

N: Uzi it helps you :(

Penny: not when it’s Dr fucking smith giving you so called therapy

Lizzy: ugh, you are all SOO dramatic. Therapy is for the best of the best!

V: so u need therapy?

Lizzy: Hell no, it’s for losers with no social life

Judy: I’m sorry, what?

Doll: это не имеет абсолютно никакого смысла
(Translation: that makes absolutely no sense)

Uzi: Hold on

[Uzi has changed [Dr Smith]’s name]

Don: Uziiiiiii… maybe not mess with the psychopath?

June: Don, what? Im not gonna hurt anybody.
June: …

J: Her real name is JUNE?!

[June has went offline]

Tessa: Oi mate, you messed up!

Uzi: Bite me!!

[Don has changed a setting]

Don: Hold on I gotta see if it works

Uzi: what?

Don: Uzi your so emo it’s annoyingggg

Uzi: [BLOCKED SENTENCE]
Uzi: WHAT

Tessa: Yep, it works

Uzi: WHY CANT I SAY [BLOCKED SENTENCE]

V: is she trying to say bite me??

Don: Yep

Uzi: [BLOCKED SENTENCE]

V: oh no, Uzi can’t say bite me!

Uzi: SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING MF

V: fuck you

Uzi: fuck me yourself, coward!

V: Bet~

Uzi: WHAT

J: WHAT

Don: WHAT

Penny: WHAT

Judy: WHAT

Thad: WHAT

June: WHAT

Lizzy: WHAT

Chapter 5: Oh..

Uzi: having the absolute solver is annoying at times

J: hey where’s June?

Uzi: okay just ignore me ig

J: Gladly, hoe!

Uzi: [BLOCKED SENTENCE]
Uzi: FUCK!!!!

N: J, did you just deadname Dr Smith? :(

J: she’s a fake ass therapist I can do what I want

V: lmfaooo

J: hey V, have you seen June?

V: why? U in love with her or smthhhhhhaahahaha

J: …uhm
J: why are u acting weird?

Alice: V got high off batteries again

J: WHAT?!?!

Uzi: oooo I wanna get high off batteries!!

J: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Doll: Со мной и Евой Джун, она заразилась абсолютным решателем. Мы пытаемся ей помочь.
(Translation: June is with me and Yeva, she got infected with the absolute solver. We are trying to help her.)

Uzi: OH MY GOD WHAT???

Don: NO WAY-

Lizzy: Is she okay?

V: if someone just got infected with the absolute solver they are NOT okay Liz

Chapter 6: 6

V: BITXH I KILLED YOUR MOM HOW IS SHE ALIVE

Doll: Idk

Uzi: finally ur speaking English
Uzi: also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JUNE L + RATIO + WOMP WOMP + NO RIZZ

Lizzy: imagine using brain rot

Uzi: [BLOCKED SENTENCE]
Uzi: I’m going to say a slur.

N: UZI
N: NO

Uzi: retard
Uzi: GUYS I CAN RECLAIM IT IM A ROBOT

Tessa: I don’t think that’s how it works 😬😬😬

Uzi: B1T3 M3

[Don has changed a setting]

Uzi: what
Uzi: [BLOCKED SENTENCE 2]
Uzi: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!