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The Healing Properties of Chocolate

Summary:

Loki Laufeyson wakes up so far from home, on a miserable hunk of rock surrounded by pathetic mortals. Abandoned by who he thought was his kin, and regressed into his childhood self — this is his reality now. With no desire to return to the other realms, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry gives him what he needs; Somewhere to scrape his bruised ego together, piece by piece. But while the little wixen try to figure him out on Earth, someone else is on the hunt.

MCU and Harry Potter crossover with a sprinkling of canon divergence and Norse mythology. Loki-centric, loosely set around the Thor films, and takes place in Harry's third year. Tags to be updated along the way!

Chapter 1: Prologue

Notes:

I started this many years ago. 2019? Or maybe even before that, and I've always told myself I wouldn't post until it's perfect in my eyes - but let's be fr, I'm never going to be satisfied. So I think I just want to post it anyways!

With Phase 5 started, I don't know how canon accurate this is going to be – I haven't kept up in a while. It will perhaps reference the Loki show, a bit of characterisation from the Agent of Asgard comic run, but mainly it's just my adaptation of Loki from the Thor films. Well, like I said – no pressure on myself. I guess we'll call this an exercise in fanfiction writing, so feel free to ask any questions or suggest anything in the comments.

This first chapter is a prologue, the following ones will be roughly 4,000 words (estimated reading time about 20 mins per chapter). But, as always, hope you enjoy! lol (lots of love)

Chapter Text

The universe was rising. Or rather… Loki was falling.

The stars were everywhere, passing by in a blur, nothing more than streaks of diamond white against the pitch-black nothingness of space. He was vaguely familiar with most of them, recognising enough to name some constellations as they whipped through his view and vanished just as fast.

Absently, the scholar in Loki understood that the act of this fall must mean the presence of mass nearby. He tried to twist his body in the darkness and succeeded only in wringing his neck. It was enough, though – to catch a glimpse of the planet below. Hues of green, and brown, and swirling white on a predominantly waterlogged hunk of rock.

Miðgarðr. Earth.

His body broke through Earth’s thin atmosphere, and suddenly black turned to grey – a blue-grey expanse as far as the eye could see. Water pelted his skin in pinpricks of ice, and Loki was falling through the clouds. His body knew what this meant, ligaments and bones screaming in agony before the ground even met him in person. The anticipation of impact begged him to close his eyes. It was a jarring opposite to what he forced himself to do instead – stare around desperately until he saw a castle of time-worn brown stone, built in architecture he had never seen outside of his books.

He closed his eyes then, glad to at least know where it was that he would inevitably greet death. And everything stopped.