Not the sharpest tool in the shed

by Delulu_fangurl

Summary:

-Foxyboy has created a group chat-
-Foxyboy has named the groupchat "Mickey-Mouse slaughterhouse"
-Foxyboy has added Emoboy, pinkypie, knifebitch and 8 other people-

 

Sasuke: what the hell is this

 

Naruto: a group chat :)

 

Shikamaru: can i leave

 

Shikamaru: i wanna leave

 

Naruto: no :p

 

Shikamaru: what a drag...

Chapter 1

                                                                 -@Foxyboy has created a group chat-                                                                           

                                                   -@Foxyboy has named the groupchat "Mickey-Mouse slaughterhouse"
                                                   -@Foxyboy has added @Emoboy, @pinkypie, @knifebitch and 8 other people-

 

 

           Sasuke: what the hell is this

 

           Naruto: a group chat :)

 

           Shikamaru: can i leave

 

           Shikamaru: i wanna leave

 

           Naruto: no :p

 

           Shikamaru: what a drag...

 

           Sakura: What is this grp name..

 

           Naruto: I thought it was funny 👉👈

          

           Sasuke: nothing u do is funny

 

           Naruto: ouch

 

           Naruto: u love me tho

 

           Sasuke: u wish

 

           Ino: stop flirting ew

 

          Sakura: Ino is right, just kiss already ;P

 

          Hinata: Oh. Hi everyone ☺️

 

          Ino: Hi bbg 🌸💓

 

          Sakura: Heyyy princess ૮₍˃̵֊ ˂̵ ₎ა

 

          Naruto: wow

 

          Naruto: I dare say hi to Sakura and she nearly hits me in the face, Hinata says hi and now yall are all cutesy and nice 😑

 

          Sakura: Well, that's because everyone loves Hinata and she's perfect.

 

         Kiba: GAY

 

         Kiba: but I agree with sakura

 

        Shino: obviously you do -_-

 

        Ino: WOW A WILD SHINO HAS APPEARED

 

       Shino: and u will never see me again

 

       Shino: ...

 

       Shino: why can't I leave?

 

      Naruto: a magician never reveals its secret 🤫

 

      Sasuke: he thought he ate with that

 

      Naruto: stfu emo gay boy

 

      Naruto: "um what is color?🌑🖤🔪💔⛓️‍💥"

 

     Sasuke: count ur days...

 

     Naruto: :P

 

    Neji: What is this, and why am I in it?

 

    Neji: Why is my phone blowing up at 2 am?

 

    Neji: And why are you guys awake on a thursday night?

 

    Naruto: So its a grp chat

 

    Naruto: and ur in it because ur Lees friend and my spiritual sister potential boyfriend 😇

 

    Naruto: also what a healthy sleeping schedule!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅

 

    Neji answered too "and ur in it because ur..." : what

 

    Naruto: WAIT PLEASE DON'T KILL ME

 

    Naruto: SOMEONE HELP

 

    Ino: ur on ur own 

 

    Sakura: Never willingly anger the Hyuga 

 

    Naruto: SO NOW SASUKE IS PLANNING ON KILLING ME AND NEJI IS GIVING ME HIS DEATH GLARE

 

    Naruto: I CAN FEEL IT FROM MY HOUSE

 

    Lee: even I cannot help u with this unyouthfull experience 😓

 

    Naruto: HELPPP

 

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-7.02 am-

 

   Chouji: so what was going on?

 

   Tenten: I'm not sure I wanna know, I was sleeping

 

   Shikamaru: great he wasnt joking when he said we couldnt leave

 

   Lee: HELLO MY YOUTHFULL COMPANIONS

 

   Lee: READY FOR THIS YOUTFULL DAY OF CLASS??

 

   Neji: Dear Kami, please help me through this for I have already suffered plenty.

             

           

 

Chapter 2: 2

   Ino: GUYS

 

   Ino: I WAS WATCHING TIKTOK IN CLASS AND ASUMA-SENSEI TOOK MY PHONE!! 😭😭😭😭😭

 

   Shikamaru: ...

 

   Shikamaru: how r u texting!?

 

   Ino: smartwatch🫠

 

   Naruto: obviously

 

   Naruto: rich-kid

 

   Ino: HEY ur bsf (boyfriend) is literaly a millionaire

 

   Naruto: JHGFSWUDSTDLI MY WHAT

 

   Sasuke: what

 

   Sakura: screenshoted. sending this to Kakashi- sensei, see how these two baka finally agree with each other

 

   Naruto: WE AGREE SOMETIME DZJREKXESAERAERSXK

 

   Kiba: yeah right -_-

 

   Shino: u stole my emoji 0_0

 

   Kiba: deal with it

 

   Naruto: @deadeyes u know why tenten is not answering my messages

 

   Neji: she got detention

 

   Neji: again

 

   Sakura: Lee as well☹️

 

   Ino: NOOO DONT BE SAD MY POOKIE WEKFHBWCXAH

 

   Sakura: thxx babes 😔

 

   Naruto: AND SASUKE AND I ARE THE GAY ONES???

 

   Sakura: u are gay baka

 

   Naruto: true but u too 

 

   Sakura: point taken

 

   Choji: yall are all homosexuals, hope that helps 🫡

 

   Ino: CHOJI BEING HOMOPHIC CAUGHT IN 4K

 

   Shikamaru: "homophic"

 

   Ino: STFU PIGTAILS

 

   Shikamaru: ur the one who wore them until 6th grade

 

   Ino: U REALLY WANNA TALK ABT 6TH GRADE NARA

 

   Shikamaru: troublesome...

 

   Hinata: what happened in 6th grade?

 

   Ino: NOTHING

 

   Shikamaru: nothing

 

   Hinata: oh

 

   Hinata: sorry ☹️

 

   Kiba: hey dont make Hina feel guilty

 

   Shino: I will send my bugs in ur beds 🪲

 

   Ino: SHIT SORRY HINATA BABES 🙏

 

   Naruto: Damn its crazy team 8 always have each others back

 

   Naruto: Sasuke and Sakura would make fun of me if i got stumped to the ground 🫥

 

    Sakura: thats because ur an idiot

 

   Sasuke: a gay idiot

 

   Naruto: DAMN ZCJDZFHIEFDU

 

   Sakura: u shouldn't talk Uhiha

 

   Sakura: I saw u making out last year with Suigetsu

 

   Ino: U WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭

 

   Sakura: It was behing Oroachimarue's class

 

   Kiba: "OROACHIMARUE" IS CRAZY OTZUIBJHOTV

 

   Sasuke: Sakura, I know where u sleep...

 

   Sakura: sorry I'm not blond enough for you 😋

 

   Sasuke: ...

 

   Naruto: guys don't fight

 

   Naruto: Sasuke u know she will beat ur ass down

 

   Ino: WAIT U KNEW ABT SASUKES HOMOSEXUAL ENDEAVERS BEHIND THE ROACH'S CLASS

 

   Kiba: "HOMOSEXUAL ENDEAVERS" LMAOOO DTGUVHVRPTOU

 

   Naruto: ...yes🙃

 

   Shikamaru: jealous?

 

   Naruto: BITCH WTF

 

   Tenten: not a no then

 

   Naruto: TENTEN😞😞 HOW COULD U😩😩😩

 

    Naruto: also why were u in detention?

 

    Tenten: Lee was challenging Neji in arts, and dropped glue on my qipao so I slapped him

 

    Tenten: so we both ended in detention

 

    Tenten: with Kakashi-sensei

 

     Tenten: who was reading his weird ass book

 

     Sakura: we really need to find him a girlfriend

 

     Naruto: Or a boyfriend

 

     Naruto: Iruka told me he used to have one 

 

     Naruto: we should make him and Itachi meet

 

     Sasuke: WAIT WHAT

 

     Sasuke: LEAVE MY BROTHER OUT OF THIS

 

    Sasuke: ALSO ITACHI IS NOT GAY

 

    Naruto: HE'S A BIG ASS HOMOSEXUAL

 

    Naruto: AND A EVEN BIGGER EMO THAN U 

 

    Kiba: hehe "bigger"😏

 

   Sasuke: STFU FURRY

 

   Naruto: but truth is, Kakashi-sensei is too old for him

 

   Naruto: maybe we should set Kakashi-sensei with my dad

 

   Naruto: Iruka is in a deep need of a relationship with all his stress

 

   Sasuke: I would be in a great state of stress if u were my kid

 

   Naruto: HEY

 

   Naruto: my dad loves me 👉👈

 

   Sasuke: keep telling urself that

 

   Kiba: also why do u want to find ur dad a boyfriend? U wanna hear all there Icha Icha reenactment in the room next to you 👀

 

   Naruto: Dude?? EWW?

   

 

Notes:

Hey hope u enjoyed it

Chapter 3: 3

  

     Naruto: GUYS IM STUCK IN A TIME LOOP

 

     Sasuke: ???

 

     Shikamaru: ur what 

 

     Sakura: ok, who fucking gave sugar to Naruto!?

 

     Naruto: IM BEING FREAKING SERIOUS

 

     Naruto: IVE LIVED THIS EXACT SAME DAY 3 DAYS IN A ROW

 

     Tenten: Naruto, babes, have u taken ur meds?

 

     Tenten: @emoboy did he take them?

 

     Sasuke: How would I know

 

      Tenten: he slept over ur yesterday no?!

 

      Kiba: 👀🤨

 

      Naruto: I HAVE TAKEN MY MEDS, U ASSHOLES JUST DONT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

 

      Naruto: LIKE I HAVE LIVED THIS MATH CLASS AT LEAST THREE TIME

 

      Sasuke: wait

 

      Sasuke: Naruto, was the pill u took before class ur meds?

 

      Naruto: yeah why

 

      Sasuke: U FUCKING IDIOT U TOOK ONE AT MY HOUSE THIS MORNING

 

      Sasuke: SKIP SCIENCE, IM TAKING U HOME, UR TRIPPING OUT

 

     Naruto: sorry..

 

     Kiba: taking him home 🤨

 

     Sasuke: stfu

 

     Sakura: what did I miss?

 

     Sakura: Holy shit

 

     Sakura: I should have known this idiot could not even take his meds smartly

 

    Lee: GUYS I HAVE MET THE MOST YOUTHFULL LOVE OF MY LIFE

 

    Neji: Why is everyone here unhinged

 

    Tenten: Lee that's great! Who is it?

 

    Lee: So I was at a cheerleading competition and I saw the beautifully youthfull Gaara

 

    Lee: I stalked in on insta and turns out hes friends with Naruto

 

    Lee: and weirdly enough his sister and Shikamaru follow each other

 

    Shikamaru: shes a friend of a friend

 

    Ino: 🤨

 

    Lee: anyways hes the most beautifull red head green eye beauty I have ever seen 

 

    Lee: Wait Naruto is he gay

 

    Tenten: Naruto is currently out of service try him again later

 

    Neji: wait isnt he Naruto's age

 

   Kiba: Lee, u dog

 

   Kiba: going for younger men 

 

 

 

      

Notes:

Heyyy, so honeslty when i wrote this at two am i thought it was funny. now i must say...

Notes:

Hello :D

It's my first time posting in this fandom, but also in general, but I wanted to create fanfictions that I wanted to read but never found.

Please excuse my English as it is not my first language.

Hope you enjoyed :D