7 Deadly Revenge plots

by Vilgax323

Summary:

The seven deadly sins of hell don’t usually tend to get along. There may be some exceptions, but they always bicker and fight. They are a very dysfunctional family.

However, when they discover that Adam has fallen from Heaven, and is now spending time in their niece, Charlie’s hotel, they all agree to work together to enact their own plans of payback.

No, they’re not going to kill him. They love Charlie too much to kill one of her hotel guests.

Notes:

My first Hazbin Hotel themed work, and it's a collab with Helluva boss. Who would have thought?

A question to other writers out there. Is there any best way to really write Leviathan and their two heads? Not sure there's a best approach, but for now at least, I will be going with the following.

Leviathan: Referring to the sin as a whole. They/them pronouns.
Levi: The left head. Tends to be nicer. She/her pronouns
Athon: The right head. Tends to be more mean. Also She/her pronouns.

Chapter 1: The Meeting at the Hotel

“Cmon guys, hurry up!!”

The members of the seven deadly sins were on their way to the Hazbin Hotel. Beelzebub was rather excited about the endeavor. Not only because she would be getting to meet with her niece Charlie, but all of the sins would be reuniting with none other than Lucifer.

“Hold up Bee. We got time. It’s not like Luci is going anywhere.”

“For once I agree with ya, Oz.” Mammon chimed in. He appeared to be struggling to keep up.

“What’s wrong Mammon?” Satan said. “Don’t you want more exercise? I thought you were supposed to be the sin of greed.”

“Greed means I take more of what I fuckin want.” Mammon retorted.

Satan could only chuckle.

“Don’t you guys ever stop arguing?” Athan, one of Leviathan’s head’s said. “We all get it. Mammon’s a giant fat fucking slob. What else is new?”

“Cmon Athan.” Levi, Leviathan’s other head said in response. “Mammon isn’t that bad. He’s actually rather charming.”

“Ahh. Thanks, Levi.” Mammon coed.

“C’mon guys. We're here.”

Bee raced ahead. The rest of the group followed behind, and eventually the group came upon the building known as the Hazbin Hotel.

Ozzie whistled upon witnessing the building.

“Damn.” He said. “Luci really went all out for Charlie.”

“I'll fuckin say.” Mammon said. “He must have put a fortune into this place.”

“Very impressive.” A rather energized Belphagor chimed in. She appeared rather enamored herself at the hotel.

There appeared to be a memorial sitting beside the door. The group questioned who this individual could be. A member of the hotel who died during the last extermination perhaps?

The group strolled in and found the inside to be just as impressive. There was a lounge area, a large chandelier and even a bar. A cat sinner was currently washing a mug glass behind the counter. He looked up at the group, raising an eyebrow.

“Colorful bunch of sinners.” He said quietly to himself. Then louder for everyone to hear. “Can I help you? The princess is busy upstairs, so you’re gonna have to wait if you want to reserve a room.”

“Oh no no. We’re not sinners.” Bee said. “We got invited to come here.”

The cat sinner seemed confused. “You’re not sinners?”

“Of fuckin course we’re not sinners.” Mammon spoke up, sounding rather annoyed. “You may have heard of us. The Seven Deadly Sins.”

The cat’s eyes widened.

“Oh shit, you’re Charlie's family.” He said. “I’m sorry. She said you guys would be coming over today.”

“Better be sorry.” Satan mumbled to himself, feeling upset that he had not been recognized.

“No worries.” Bee siad. “We’re not normally around other sinners so, it's understandable.” Bee walked up and took a seat at the bar. “Pretty impressive that you guys put a bar in here. You got any good alcohol on the menu?”

“Wouldn’t be a good bar without good beer now would it?” He said. He took a drinking glass out, and a bottle and poured a serving of alcohol, handing it to the sin. She proceeded to wolf down the whole thing.

”Uh, I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

Bee simply ignored him, continuing the gulp down the drink. She finished by sitting her glass down and whipping her muzzle.

”*Urp*. Damn that’s pretty good.” She said.

The cat sinner looked more confused than before.

“How the fuck are you not the least bit drunk?”

”Perks of being the sin of gluttony. I got ten times the tolerance than anyone else.”

“Shit.” The cat sinner said. “I almost want that for myself. Can enjoy a shit ton more booze.” He took the glass back and began to clean it. “Name’s Husk by the way.”

“Beelzebub.” She extended a hand toward the barkeep. “But please, call me Bee.”

Husk extended a hand to shake that of the fox sin.

“So I guess you're one of the ones Charlie found looking for redemption?” Bee asked.

Husk hesitated. “Not exactly. I’m here because my soul belongs to Alastor.”

The name made Satan raise an eyebrow.

“Alastor?”

“You’ll meet him.” Husk said. “He’s the overlord Charlie got to help out.”

“Not a fan?”

“You don’t know the half of it.” Husk said. He sighed. “He looks for any weakness he can to pray on. He
took advantage of my gambling addiction to get me under his thumb.”

“A gambler you say?”

Mammon approached the bar and took a seat. Husk raised an eyebrow, looking him over.

“Let me guess. Sin of Greed?”

“Right on there mate. The name’s Mammon.” The clown sin said, offering a hand. Husk was more reluctant to shake back this time. “I can get behind taking gambels to take what ya want. What do you say we look into a venture together?”

Bee and Ozzie turned toward Mammon, narrowing her eyes. Husk did the same.

“Look, even if I wanted to, I can’t even do anything about a soul contract.”

“I could maybe give you a way out.” Mammon said, smirking.

Husk paused, appearing to consider the offer for a moment. He ended up shaking his head.

“Thanks, but I’ll pass.” He said.

“Aw come on.” Mammon continued. “You know my line of work is more up your alley.”

“Give it a rest Mam.” Bee cut in. “He obviously doesn’t want to.”

The clown sin scoffed. “Please, don’t tell me you wouldn’t be offering an alcoholic some beezlejuice.”

“Fuck you! I’m not that bad!”

“I beg to differ. Wasn’t that exactly what your parties used to feature?”

“Excuse me one moment.”

The two turned to Satan. He walked over, raising a hand to throw a wave of fire. The blast lit up a corner of the room, where a shadow quickly scurried out of the way. It moved down to the near wall. The other sins instantly rose in attention.

“My my. That was quite impressive.” The man emerging from the shadow said. He sported red hair with a red coat, and sported a cane. “I can’t recall someone who could sense my shadow quite as easily as you did.”

He walked forward, approaching the group, giving each member an inquisitive look.

“So these are the other ever so famous Deadly sins.” He said. “I must say, you’re not quite what I had in mind when I pictured you all.”

“Who the fuck are you?” Mammon asked.

“Alastor. Pleased to meet your acquaintance.” The sinner said bowing. “I’m the manager of this fine establishment.”

“Shouldn’t that be Lucifer?” Asmodueus asked.

Alastor only chuckled. “Lucifer is only an assistant of Charlie. I’ve been in charge ever since we first started serving sinners.”

Bee and Ozzie shot each other a look. Athan smirked while Levi looked worried.

Satan walked forward.

“I’m surprised to see you of all people working here.” He said. Then his eyes narrowed. “Radio Demon.”

The title alone drew the attention of all the other sins. They all shared looks of worry. The only exception was Mammon, who seemed more surprised at the revelation.

Alastor’s smile turned wicked. “So you’ve heard of me.”

“I’ve heard plenty of stories.” Satan continued. “None of which explain why you would decide to work here.”

Alastor chuckled. “It's like I told Charlie. What drives anyone to do something? Sheer absolute boredom. Sinners try to climb the ranks of redemption, only to fall into the fiery pits of failure.”

Alastor chuckled. “You all should join me. It'll be so much funnier when we tell them there's an actual finish line to cross.”

“Wait.” Ozzie spoke up. “It actually works?”

“Indeed it does.” Al responded. “Even I was surprised to hear about it.”

All the other sins looked at each other. Each one wore a face that portrayed how shocked they were to learn about this.

“Well I’ll be.” Satan said.

“And that's not the only thing we learned.”

“And what would that be?” Bee asked.

Alastor paused for a moment, appearing to consider his options.

“I think it might be better to leave that one for a surprise.”

“What kind of surprise would that be?”. Mammon asked.

“Oh you’ll find out.” The Radio Demon responded.

“Alright that's enough annoying our guests Al.”

The group looked up to see none other than Lucifer flying his way down the stairs. Charlie and the other members of the hotel were behind him.

“I’d rather not give them another reason to yell my ear off.”

“LUCIIIIIII”

Lucifer was all of a sudden tackle hugged by Beelzebub. The fox, bee hybrid took the fallen up and and spun him around.

“YOUR BACK, YOUR BACK, YOUR BACK.”

Lucifer smiled and hugged back.

“Good to see you again too Bee.”

The two continued hugging until…

“Bee, no offense, but you’re hugging rather tight.”

“Oh. Ha ha. Sorry.”

The two slowly lower back down to the floor, and Bee lets Lucifer down to the floor.

“I’m really glad you’re back Luci.” Bee said, this time more calmer than her previous excited outburst.

”Me too.” Luci said.

From there, Lucifer stepped back to get a good look at all the other sins.

“It’s good to see you all again.” He said to the group.

”It’s been a while, hasn’t it?” Asmodeus said.

”Far too long.” Luci responded.

“You’re telling us.” Athan chimed in. “Was beginning to think heaven may have gotten ya. If it wasn't for other duties we would have deactivated your NV account already.”

“But.” Levi chimed in. “We can go note that we don’t need to take action… if you want.”

“Thanks for the offer but, I think I got some other things to take care of before I worry about anything related to social media.”

“Very well.” Athan continued. “Guess that means we’re still at the top.”

Mammon was the next to approach.

“Was honestly beginning to miss ya, mate.”

“Since when do you actually miss people?” Lucifer questioned back.

“Ya kidding?” Mammon said. “It doesn’t feel the same without your stupid fuckin copyright infringement lawsuits. I had actually thought you stopped caring.”

Lucifer rolled his eyes. “How could I ever forget about your offbrand shit hole?”

“Hey. LooLoo land still brings in the dough.”

Last to approach was Satan.

“So you've finally returned.” He said.

“Yea, figured it was time I got up off my ass for once.”

There was a short tense silence for a moment. Satan and Lucifer had always had quarrels over who should be the true king of hell, so no one knew how Satan would truly react.

After a short moment though, Satan smiled.

“It’s good to see Hell’s king back.”

“Great to be back, big guy.”

“GROUP HUG!!!” Bee yelled, excitedly hugging Lucifer again.

The other sins rolled their eyes, but joined in regardless.

“None of you better say anything about this you *Honk*.”

And with that, they all joined in a group together. They didn’t stay for too long, but all of them enjoyed it.

Once they all separated, Charlie took her chance to approach the group.

“Hey everyone.” She said. “It’s so good to see you all again.”

“Charlieee.” Bee said, flying over, giving her niece a hug.

“I’m doing great, auntie.” Charlie responded.

Unfortunately, Charlie’s hug barrage had just started, as Mammon came over and scooped her up in a bear crushing hug.

“Charlie, it’s so great to see you again.” He said. “How’s my favorite all time niece doing today?”

“Doing great uncle Mam.” She said, through struggling breaths.

“Alright Mammon.” Satan said, now approaching. “How about you let our niece down before you end up sending her into the void.”

“Yeash, such a party pooper, this guy.” He said, rolling his eyes. Despite this, he complied with the demand.

As Charlie took time to catch her breath, one of her hotel guests, a spider demon, approached.

“So, you gonna introduce us, or are we going to have to figure out which sin is which?”

Since Charlie was still catching her breath, Lucifer stepped in.

“Right, where are our manners? Everyone. Meet the sins of Hell.”

Rewrite this bit so that the sins actually talk

“Beelzebub, the sin of gluttony.”

“What up bitches?!” The fox sin responded with a wave.

Mammon, the sin of greed.

”How’s everyone doing ya *honk*?”

“Asmodeus, the sin of lust.”

“Hello everyone.”

“Leviathan, the sin of envy.”

“Hello.” Levi responded.

“Yea. Hello or whatever.” Athon responded disgruntled, earning a disapproving look from Levi.

“The left head goes by Levi, and the right head goes by Athon.” Luci continued on.

“Satan, the sin of wrath.”

“Greetings, sinners.” The draconic sin responded.

“And finally..”

He paused for a moment to observe the room.

“Has anyone seen Belphegor?” He asked.

The sins looked around to find that Belphegor was indeed not standing amongst them. They eventually found her sitting on the couch, fast asleep. Several eyes were rolled. Bee sighed.

Lucifer went over to her with Bee close behind. The sin of pride clapped loudly to wake her up.

“Mmmph.” She groggily began to wake up. “Did I miss anything?”

“You could say that.” Bee said.

When Bel spotted Lucifer, she became fully alert.

“Oh Lucifer!” She exclaimed. She reached out her hands to shake Lucifer’s. “It’s so good to see you again.”

“Great to see you too Bel.” He said. Then after turning to the others, “Belphegor, the sin of Sloth.”

Belphegor turned towards Charlie and the other members of the hotel.

“Hello everyone.” She said smiling.

Lucifer walked back towards his daughter and the other hotel guests.

“Well, guess it's our turn for introductions now.” He said. “Wanna take the honors Charlie?”

Charlie’s excited look was answer enough.

“Alright everyone.” She said. “I’m so excited for you to meet everyone.”

Charlie first brought forward a smaller woman. She was wearing a red shirt, a skirt, and sported an eyepatch over an eye. Charlie seemed to suddenly get nervous.

“This is Vaggie.” She said. “She’s my girlfriend.”

“H-Hi, everyone.” Vaggie said nervously.

“Well aren’t you a cutie.” Bee said, beginning to fawn over the smaller girl.

“Indeed.” Ozzie said, approaching as well. “It’s a pleasure to meet you dear.”

“L-Likewise.” Vaggie responded, nervously.

”Hey, loosen up.” Bee said. ”We’re not going to bite your head off or anything.” She paused. “Well, unless you turn out to be like Charlie’s last boyfriend.” Bee’s mood shifted, now looking at Vaggie with a much darker look. “If you end up hurting her like he did, I fucking swear, death will be the least of your concerns.”

”N-Noted.” Vaggie said. “B-But I don’t intend to cause Charlie any harm, not anymore. I did too much damage during our last fight.”

“A fight you say.” Mammon chimined in. “What exactly about?”

”Uh.” Vaggie all of a sudden clammed up.

”Cut it out Mam.” Ozzie but in, chewing out the sin of greed. “She’s obviously not comfortable talking about it.”

”Hey, the rest of you would end up carving anyone up if they hurt Charlie. I don’t know why this doesn’t count.”

”It’s fine.” Vaggie said. “It’s probably better to talk about it anyway.”

Charlie turned toward her girlfriend. “Vaggie are you sure she asked?”

“Yea.” Vaggie responded. “Besides, they’ll probably find out anyway, right? And I’ve learned what can happen from keeping secrets.”

Charlie nodded, then turned back towards the sins.

”If we tell you all something, you guys promise you won’t freak out?”

“You're going to continue even if I say yes, so just say it.” Athan asked.

“Well” Vaggie hesitated for a moment, but Charlie gave her hand a light squeeze, helping to give her confidence.

“I.. used to be an exorcist angel.”

It was complete silence for a moment. And then….

“WHAT?!”

“Yea, maybe we shoulda thought this out more.” Charlie said.

“YOU’RE ALLOWING AN ANGEL TO STAY HERE.” Satan yelled.

“What if she ends up betraying us huh? What happens then?” Mammon asked.

“She's not going to betray us.” Charlie responded. “We’ve been dating for three years, and even when I found out, she still helped out during the extermination.”

“Besides, I’m not with the exterminators anymore.” Vaggie added. “They kicked me out for sparing a child sinner. It's actually how I got this.” She gestured to her eye.

The couple’s explanation gave the sins pause. They felt uncertain of what to do.

But then….

“I trust her.”

Everyone suddenly turned to Beelzebub.

“Why?” Mammon asked.

Bee turned towards the others.

“Cause I know what we were like when we fell.”

Bee went over to Vaggie.

“Tell me one thing. Do you still have any loyalty to Heaven?”

“Please.” Vaggie responded. “I’d much rather kill another angel than help one. I still wish I could stab Adam.”

Bee chuckled. “I’d say that’s good enough for me.”

“Fine.” Mammon said. “But the same principle of hurting Charlie still stands.”

The other sins, although somewhat reluctant, agreed under the same terms.

“Well, now that that’s taken care of, let me introduce the others.” Charlie continued. “You’ve all already met our barkeep Husk and our manager Alastor.”

The two waved their hands.

“Now let's meet our other guests.”

Charlie gestured for a woman to come forward. She was a one eyed cyclops who sported a crop top, shorts and numerous tattoos on her arms.

“This is Cherri Bomb, she actually just recently started staying with us.”

“What up, hogs.” Cherri said, waving at the sins.

“What up, girl.” Bee said, giving Cherri a high five off of one of her hands. “I gotta ask. Are you into partying? You’re giving off hardcore party girl vibes?”

“Pfft. You kiddin?” Cherri responded. “I’ve torn up just about every party I’ve gone to. You could say I bring a rather, “explosive” punch.”

“Oh fuck yea.” Bee responded. “Girl, if I could take you out of pride, you would be an absolute riot at my parties in Gluttony.”

“Damn.” Cherri said. “You do parties in other rings? Maybe we could do something for sinners?”

“Usually I don’t, but I might have to start.”

“I’ll have to make sure you both stay in touch.” Charlie chimed in. She then motioned the next guest over, a spider demon with white fur, a striped shirt and white pants. “Our next guest is..”

“My stars! Is that Angel Dust?!”

Everyone suddenly turned toward Asmodeus, surprised that he knew the sinner.

Angel Dust was surprised as well. He blushed, rubbing the back of his neck with one hand.

“Oh-uh, you've heard of me?” He asked.

“You kidding?” Ozzie continued. “Your films are a huge hit with my boyfriend, Fizz. He’s a massive fan.”

“Shit, you have a boyfriend, Oz?” Lucifer said.

Oz turned to Luci, suddenly nervous.

“Oh yea, uh.” He started rubbing the back of his neck with his hand. “We’ve actually been together for a while, but we just recently went public a few months ago.

“Oi, and get this.” Mammon cut in, sounding cross. “He actually used to work for me before this lard convinced him to quit.”

Lucifer narrowed his eyes at Mammon before turning back to Ozzie.

“Congrats, big guy.” He said. “I didn’t think love was your thing.”

Ozzie paused. “You’re ok with that?”

“Uh yeah. Why wouldn’t I be?”

“I just thought.. ehh never mind.”

Meanwhile, Mammon was grumbling quietly to himself.

“But yea.” Ozzie said, turning back to Angel. “He’s been a massive fan of each of your films.”

“Well shit.” Angel said. “Wish I had something to sign for him. You got a phone? Maybe I could pose for a picture.”

Ozzie pulled out his phone. He posed with Angel and snapped a picture, before sending the pic to his boyfriend.

“And there.”

“Glad I could do something for a fan.” Angel said. “I gotta ask. Since you’re the sin of lust, what did you think of my films? Did I give a really rousing performance?”

Ozzie’s mood immediately changed.

“Personally, your acting is phenomenal, but those films are total trash.”

Angel was taken aback. “Y-you don't like them?”

“No offense, but those films are fucking awful.” The sin of lust continued. “They just take some lame concept and throw random nonsensical sex scenes in the middle of them. There's not even any build up to them to make them feel natural. They just come out of nowhere and make absolutely no sense. You might as well just everyone fuck and be done with it.”

This earned a chuckle from the bartender, Husk.

“Told you those scripts were hot garbage.” He said.

Angel rolled his eyes. “Alright alright. You win, whiskers.”

Ozzie took a breath to steady himself. “Look, I really do think you are great in those films. You’re really great at acting, and always give something people can enjoy for those sex scenes. I just wish you were part of a way better film.

“Shit.” Angel responded. “Val’s actually been wanting to hear your opinion on his films, but I doubt he’ll be too happy to hear what you really think.” He shuddered. “Fuck, I hate to see what work he puts me through when he hears this.”

Ozzie’s mood was saddened. “Well, if you don’t tell him, than I won’t.” He paused. A thought crossing his mind. “Ya know, we’re not really supposed to get in between overlords and their soul contracts, but if you want, I can make an exception.”

Angel looked up at Ozzie, appearing to consider the offer. “Thanks, but I’d rather not drag others into my own problems. Val already gave me enough trouble when Charlie got involved.”

“Alright.” Ozzie responded. “But I’m right here if you change your mind.”

Charlie smiled, glad that other members of her hotel were getting along with her aunts and uncles. There was one other person not here, but Charlie felt it necessary to give an introduction.

”There’s also our cleaner Nifty.” She said. “She’s unfortunately cleaning our rooms upstairs. We’re normally eighty percent sure she’s completly harmless, buuut we’re not sure how well she’ll react around people she considers bad.”

Some odd stairs were earned from that comment, but no words were said.

With introductions out of the way, Alastor chose that moment to speak up.

“Ya know, I couldn’t help but notice something very peculiar.” He said. “Why is it that out of all the deadly sins, you’re actually the smallest one? Shouldn’t the biggest one be the one in charge?”

“Uh fuck me.” Lucifer said, groaning.

Satan on the other hand, couldn’t help but chuckle.

“You know, he may actually have a point, Luci.” He said. “Doesn’t size help represent the strength of a character?”

Luci rolled his eyes. “Size doesn’t always matter. You should know that best big guy.” He finished, grinning.

Satan’s mood seemed to immediately change to anger. All the sins tensed for a moment. They all knew that he didn’t like being reminded of how Lucifer proved he was stronger despite being smaller.

“Alright, maybe we should get to the actual tour now.” Lucifer said, providing a much needed subject change.

“Allow me.” Alastor cut in.

Lucifer narrowed his eyes. “Ya know, you really don’t have to join every tour we go on.” He really didn’t like Alastor still. He still had a bad feeling that he was up to no good.

“Nonsense, Lucifer.” Alastor responded. “What kind of host would I be if I didn’t help provide a tour?”

“He does make a good point.” Bell responded.

”See.” Alastor said with a cheeky grin.

Lucifer sighed. “Alright, alright. You can join the tour.”

The group began to walk off on the tour of the hotel, leaving only Husk at the bar. Mammon however, took a moment to talk with the radio demon.

“So about your little gambler friend.”

“What about him dear?” Alastor asked, sounding somewhat annoyed.

“What exactly would it take for me to buy him off of you?” The sin of Greed asked grinning.

“He’s not for sale.” Alastor responded.

“C’mon. Everyone has a price.” Mammon continued grinning. “So what’s yours, mate?”

Alastor appeared to consider the offer for a moment.

“I may be willing to make a trade.” He said. “In exchange for your soul.”

Mammon’s initial reaction was to laugh in Alastors face. This only resulted in the radio demon, tilting his head and narrowing his eyes. The moment Mammon realized he was serious though, his whole mood changed.

“Oh you got some nerve saying that to me, mate.” He said angrily.

“You should totally do it, fatso.” Athan chimed in, absolutely snickering. “It would be hilarious to see someone else have a leash around your neck.”

“No one finds that funny.” Levi chimed in.

“Oh, I beg to differ sis.” Athan responded.

“Alright, alright. Noone’s giving anyone their souls.’ Lucifer cut in. “Let’s just get this tour underway.”

The tour took the group through several stops. They went through a cafeteria, a gym, and several of the rooms. Only the first floor was being used for now, as no other members were with the hotel. One room was even storing a set of machines. Charlie mentioned that they used to belong to Sir Pentious.

“Was he the one whose memorial was outside?” Bee asked.

“Uh yeah.” Charlie responded. “He lost his life during the battle. He acted rather nobly in fact.”

A silence washed over the crowd. No one knew quite how to react. One person in particular who seemed affected was Cherri Bomb. Bee could sense that she seemed particularly saddened by the loss of Sir Pentious. She was curious if Cherri had been particularly close to the lost sinner.

”But he’s in heaven now.” Charlie continued. “So, even if we don’t see him again, I’m happy for him.”

Bee smiled. Most of the others smiled as well. There were some exceptions. Athan just hummed in acknowledgment, while Satan turned his head, only letting the hidden corner of his mouth turn upward.

As they turned a corner, it was then they heard another voice coming towards them.

"Clean. Clean."

The group stopped. The main hotel members felt nervous, while the other sins were wondering what was going on.

Suddenly, a rather small individual shot down the hall, a small broom in hand. She appeared to be sweeping up the floor, but paused when she came across the group.

“Oh hi there.” The little cleaner said.

“Hey there, Nifty.” Charlie responded.

“Oooh, you brought friends.” She said, noticing the sins. “Hi there.” She said waving an arm frantically. “I’m Nifty.”

Charlie took a quick moment to introduce each of the sins to Nifty. Each one gave a wave as they were introduced.

“Ooh.” Nifty coed, seeming suddenly enamored. “More bad boys… and girls. Girls are fine too.”

The reaction got a number of different looks. Sins like Bee, Mammon, and Ozzie cringed. Satan raised an eyebrow. Leviathan’s heads simply felt neglected, wondering why females weren't as good as males.

“Heh heh. Don’t worry about her.” Charlie cut in. “She's always like this.”

“Are you all going to be staying long?”. Nifty asked in a tone that suggested she was a little too excited.

“Well.” Ozzie responded. “Maybe for a day or two.”

“Ahh.” Nifty pouted. “I wanted new bad boys to have fun with. He really looks like a fun bad boy too.” She pointed at Satan.

Satan couldn’t help but chuckle.

“I can assure you little one.” He said boastfully. “I am by far the baddest in all of Hell.” To help prove his point, he flexed the muscles on left arm. The markings on it, along with his eyes, glowed.

Nifty though all of a sudden paused, appearing to contemplate something.

“But, wouldn’t he be the baddest in all of hell since he’s the king?” She asked, gesturing back to Lucifer.

Satan was taken aback by the question. Lucifer and others couldn’t help but snicker.

”Oh I assure you.” Satan said, starting to get angry. “I am far more bad than he could ever be.”

”You look more bad.” Nifty said. “But he’s the king. So, how does that work?”

Satan simply growled angrily. Puffs of smoke were emitted as he breathed.

Everyone was starting to get nervous. Charlie was especially nervous that Satan might do something bad to Nifty. She needed to think of something quick.

Luckily, she didn’t need to.

”You know Nifty.” Alastor cut in. “I hear these two are actually competing for that title.”

Nifty turned toward Alastor, now excited. “Ooh. They are!?”

“Indeed.” The radio demon responded. “My personal bet is on the big guy, but you never know what surprises could come.”

“I can’t wait.” Nifty responded. “Let me know who wins.” She said, a little to sensually before running of cackling to herself.

“Well, she’s certainly… a character.” Bee said once Nifty had left.

“Oh don’t mind her.” Alastor said. “She always likes to run with her own unique brand of chaos. But enough with all that, we still got one last stop to make on this tour.”

”Uh, Al, what are you doing?” Charlie asked.

”Why I’m just introducing our guests to our special guest of honor.” Alastor continued.

”Who are you talking about?” Satan asked.

Charlie, and even Lucifer seemed nervous.

”Oh uh, it's no one important.” Charlie responded.

”Nonsense Charlie. He is of the utmost importance.” Alastor said. “I’m sure he’ll be dying to see them, as much as they’ll be dying to see him.”

All of the sins’ curiosities had peaked. Even Belphegor, who had been lazily drooping her head, struggling to stay awake, had perked up.

”In fact, his room is right up here.” Al said.

”Oh no.” Charlie groaned.

The group walked up to a particular room, where Al knocked on the door.

“Oh Adam, our special guests are here.” He said.

“Shit! They’re here already?!” A very familiar voice on the inside said. “The fuck! Why didn’t you tell me?!”

“Wait, hold on a fucking minute?” Athan said.

Before anyone could process anything further, the door burst open.

“What’s up bitches?!” Adam said. He had his eyes closed so he couldn’t see who he was talking to. “Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. I’m none other than the first man, Adam. If you want the best advice on getting into Heaven, or just wanna kick back and really have fun, I’m your guy.”

There were a few seconds of silence, before Adam opened his eyes. The moment he did though, he instantly wished he hadn’t.

All the visiting sins had their eyes wide open in total shock. None were quite sure what to say or do. The other members of the hotel were cringing at the situation. Everyone except Alastor, who came forward to talk.

“Sins of hell.” He said. “I present to you, first man, now first winner turned sinner.”

“Heh heh heh. Hey guys.” Adam said, now sounding incredibly nervous. “Fancy seeing you all here.”

The figure in front of them was indeed the first man Adam, although his appearance had now changed. His appearance was very similar to his old angelic one, but now he looked more demonic. His wings were now more dragon-like in nature, and he now had a draconic tail. His helmet now featured more horns, and now appeared to just straight up be his head. His outfit with the A on the front now even appeared more demonic.

It took some time for someone to snap out of the stupor, but Satan was able to shake himself out of it. He smirked.

“Well, well.” Satan said. “Fancy seeing you of all people here. What happened to you mister, I'm so perfect and can do no wrong?”

Adam sighed. “Yea. Turns out winners can become sinners, too.” He said.

“So much for, angels don’t make mistakes, huh?” Athan said.

Adam just stood there grumbling, looking rather uncomfortable.

Athan couldn't help but chuckle. “Oh, this is just too fucking good.” She said. Even Levi was smirking as well. It wasn't too often they shared an opinion on someone, but Adam was someone that they both equally despised.

“Alright, alright.” Lucifer said, stepping in. “It's been nice talking Adam, but we’ve got important things to see and we’d prefer to not have you bothering us.”

“Aren't you the ones bothering me?” Adam asked.

“Whatever you wanna call it.” Lucifer responded, shoving the former angel into his room. “Now where were we on the tour?”

There were some puzzled expressions, but no one said anything.

The tour continued as normal. The visiting sins were shown different rooms and offered their own rooms in case they opted to stay for some time before returning to their rings.

Finally, everyone returned to the main lobby.

“Sooo, what does everyone think?” Charlie asked.

“Looks promising.” Satan said. “I just have one question.” His eyes narrowed as he started to soundly increasingly angry. “What. In all of Lucifer's hell. IS ADAM FUCKING DOING HERE?

Both Lucifer and Charlie cringed.

“Yea, I should have figured that would be a talking point.” Lucifer said.

“Gotta admit Luci.” Mammon said. “This has got to be one of the stupidest things you’ve done.”

“I'm not one to side with Mammon.” Asmodeus said. “But even I gotta question this.”

“Thank you Ozzie.” Mammon responded. “Glad to see you’re not entirely stupid.”

Asmodeus rolled his eyes but didn't acknowledge the comment.

“Look.” Beelzebub cut in. “We just wanna know why he’s here? He’s spent so long torturing our sinners, and then now you want to help him get back into Heaven! Out of all the stupid things you’ve done, this has got to be one of the absolute-.”

“I let him stay here.”

Everyone turned toward Charlie, surprised at the admission.

“But.. why?” Ozzie asked.

“Because I couldn't.” Charlie responded. “He came to me looking for help. Even with who he is, I couldn't just turn him away. That would go against everything this place is built on.”

“Charlie.” Bee said, rather sympathetically.

The princess of hell continued on.

“No matter what type of person comes to our door, we’re still going to bring them in. They could have done something terrible to me, dad, Vaggie, or anyone else close to me, I'm still going to take them in.”

Everyone was taken aback by Charlie’s sudden speech.

“You’re not even the least bit tempted to fucking kill him? None of you are?” Mammon asked.

“Are you kidding?” Vaggie responded. “There hasn't been a single day I’ve been tempted to grab my spear and just stab him one night in his sleep.”

Mammon suddenly got excited.

“Ooh, is it an angelic spear?” He said. “Give it to me! Let me do the stabby stabs!”

“Alright, alright. Calm down. No ones going to kill anyone.” Charlie cut in. “I’ll admit that I may have been tempted as well, but we can’t. Above all, he’s a guest at this hotel, looking for redemption.”

Many sins sighed.

“Alright. He can stay.” Bee said.

“Fine.” Satan said. “He can stay here. Though I would personally prefer that he be kept out of trouble.”

“Thank you.” Charlie said.

“Weeell.”

Everyone turned to Mammon to find him grinning. Noone felt particularly comfortable.

“Mammon.” Lucifer said, warning in his voice.

“Relax, I'm not planning on killing him.” The sin of Greed responded. “I just want to have some fun with him, give us all a chance to get some payback. Wouldn’t you all like that?”

The other sins were struggling to find a retort.

“Ya know.” Bee said. “This is the first idea of yours that I actually like.”

It seemed that even Lucifer liked the idea.

“Alright, maybe I would like to get back at him.”

“DAD!!” Charlie yelled. She turned toward her girlfriend. “Vaggie, help me out here.”

“Sorry Charlie.” Vaggie responded, cringing somewhat. “I’m gonna have to side with your family.”

“WHAT??!!”

“C’mon Charlie.” Mammon continued. “Don’t tell me you wouldn’t want to fuck with him as well.”

Charlie, like Lucifer earlier, struggled to find an argument.

“Ok, fair point.” She said. She sighed. “Alright, you guys can have your fun with him. Just don’t do anything too bad to him.”

“Would I ever stare you wrong?” Mammon asked.

“Do any of us need to answer that question?” Bee countered.

“Alright listen.” Charlie interrupted. “Vaggie and I got some things to do, so we gotta go.”

She grabbed her girlfriend’s hand and began to pull her away.

“Wait, Charlie, what work are you-?”

“I think you know what I mean.” Charlie interrupted, voice turning more seductive. “You deserve a punishment for not siding with me now, don’t you?”

Vaggie couldn't help but blush as she followed Charlie up the stairs and around the corner. Asmodeaus couldn’t help but smile, but that was short lived as he needed to talk with Mammon.

“Did you really just manipulate Charlie into getting your way?” He asked the sin of greed.

“Oh c’mon Ozzie.” Mammon responded. “Don’t tell me you’d rather pass up on a chance to get back at that fuckhead?”

Ozzie sighed, rolling his eyes. Despite the situation, Mammon was right, everyone wanted a chance to get back at Adam. Not only for their fall from Heaven, but for the yearly exterminations as well. He smiled back at Mammon.

“What did you have in mind?” He asked.

Mammon’s own smirk turned menacing, his extra eyes opening.

“A little something for all of us.”

Chapter 2: Sloth's revenge

Notes:

Because I am an idiot, and forgot that Nifty was a character that exists, I went back and made changes to the first chapter, including a brand new section that includes Nifty in it. I recommend going back to read the first chapter if you haven't already.

In other news, our collection of revenge plots will start off with a banger with our sleepy sin of sloth.

“Alright, we all know the plan?”

The sins had gathered in one of their shared rooms, discussing their latest plan to get back at Adam. First though, they needed to get him where they wanted him.

The plan was actually rather simple. The cleaner Nifty would lure Adam out of his room. Mammon told her to look for anything he might like and take it. That would allow Belphegor to get into position and hypnotize him. From there, they would simply take him to a back room, where they would tie him up.

It was perfect. It didn’t feel like anything could go wrong. Mammon even offered to let Bel take the first revenge prank as a reward.

The other sins nodded. Mammon smiled.

“Lets go get this fucker.”

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Fuck, this was bad. This was really bad.

Adam was pacing in his room absolutely freaking out. It was one thing that he was now a sinner in hell living at the fucking princess’s hotel, but now the other fucking deadly sins knew he was here?!

“Fuck, fuck, fuck!!”

Adam needed a way out, and fast. With any luck, the sins were plotting to kill him right now.

There was a window in his room. He could just open it and fly out. The only problem with that plan would be his new demonic wings. He wad yet to get adjusted to them. Flying with them was very different from flying with his angelic wings. The few times he tried before, he ended up crashing.

He could also just sneak out his room and sneak out the front door. The only problem would be if the princess or anyone else would happen to catch him. He could say that he would want a breath of fresh air, but the chances of getting away still weren’t great.

There was also the problem of what to do once he actually got out. His demonic form very closely resembled his angelic form. That most likely meant that most sinners would want his head if he even set foot outside. That meant that he would need somewhere else to hunker down. Adam figured he would cross that bridge when he got to it though.

“There has to be some way to get out of here.”

Maybe there was something in this room he could use. Perhaps some sort of blunt object that he could use as a weapon.

Before he could start his search, a knock came at his door. Adam froze. Were they trying to lure them out? Maybe he could open the window and try to glide down. At least crashing would be a better option.

Another knock at the door got his attention. This time, it was combined with a voice.

“House cleaning. Must clean.”

Ok, he felt a little better knowing it wasn't one of the sins. Still, he still was not a fan of the hotel’s cleaner, and it wasn't simply because of the fact that she was the one that killed him.

He sighed. At the very least he could get rid of her more easily.

Adam went over to the door and opened it. He planned to instantly tell the little shit to fuck off, but she immediately scurried inside the room.

“Hey, what the fuck?! Get out of here!”

The cleaner scurried around to different parts of the room, dusting things off with her broom. Adam for a moment just stood there watching.

As Nifty was cleaning the nightstand though, she opened the drawer and pulled out a journal. Adam froze. That journal was something he had been using ever since he came to the hotel. Alright fine, maybe Charlie had given that to him, and maybe it had been a big help. Point being that had some really personal shit in there.

The cleaner seemed to be enamored with the journal before eventually Adam's worst fear happened.

“Mine.” She said, before bolting out of the room.

“HEY!!” Adam yelled, chasing after her. “GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!”

The two raced down the hallways of the hotel, ducking around different corners as Adam tried to get his journal back. Eventually, Adam actually jumped and glided with his wings. He didn’t even think about the action, he just did it, only focused on catching up to the cleaner.

With enough time, he eventually caught up to the cleaner and snatched the journal as he glided over her.

”Gotcha.” He said, as he snagged it. "Suck it, bitch.

By this time however, he realized that his feet were not in fact on the ground. He was in fact in the air, gliding on his wings. He was scared at first, but he was able to adjust and land on his feet.

He turned back toward the cleaner, and with sticking his tongue out at her, he made his way back to his room.

He felt glad that he had successfully been able to use his wings. That meant that he would be able to succefully escape out his window and flee the hotel. Once he got back to his room and opened the door, he found that he wouldn’t be able to execute those plans.

Adam now found himself face to face with a large purple eye. An eye that couldn’t bring himself to look away from, and found himself more woozy as he looked on. Eventually, he fell to the floor as everything faded to black.

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Belphagor yawned as she looked down at her own handiwork. Now that Adam was out, they could secure him and have some fun.

”Is he out?” Mammon asked from around the corner.

Bel yawned. “Did you expect anything less?” She said, looking back in the room.

The sin of greed peaked out to see that the formal head exterminator was now indeed out cold.

”Well crikey.” He said excitedly. “C’mon gang, lets get a move on.”

The sins came out of the room. Satan picked up Adam, while Ozzie tied up his hands and wings.

”What’s this?” Bee said, picking up a red journal on the ground.

“Hold on a sec.” Lucifer said. “Charlie gave that to him as a personal journal. Oh ho ho. I am so giving him shit for this, he told us he’d never use it.”

Bee smirked. “Well in that case, there has to be some nice and dirty secrets in here.”

Mammon and the others smirked. “And as promised Bel, you get first dibs at getting some payback.”

Bel smirked. Oh she would get some fun alright. All she had to do was wait.

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There were two things Adam was aware of when he came to. The first was that he couldn’t remember what had happened before he had fallen asleep. The second, was that he had a rather bad migraine.

”What the fuck?” He said, gripping his head as he woke up. “What happened? Where am I?”

”Oh good, you’re up, sir.”

Adam turned towards the voice to find none other than Lute standing in the doorway.

”Lute? What are you doing here?” He asked. “And where the hell am I?”

”You’re in your room sir.” She responded. “Fuck. Why didn’t you listen to me last night? I told you not to drink too much. We have the awards ceremony today.”

“Ahh, my head.” Adam said. “What the fuck happened last night?”

”Fuck! Of course you had too much!” Lute responded, pinching her nose. She sighed. “Here, maybe this will help.”

Lute went over to Adam, moved his head to face her, and planted a kiss right on his cheek.

The action took Adam aback. He stared, blushing.

Lute chuckled. “Did that help?”

Adam stared for a second before snapping out of his stupor.

“U-uh yea. Yea it did.”

“Well then.” She continued. “Why don't you get ready for breakfast, and I'll help you get ready for the ceremony?”

And with that, she walked out of the room.

Adam smiled. He had always wanted to have a relationship with Lute, but he was always afraid to ask. Now though, it seemed like he could finally have one.

As he got dressed though, he couldn't help shake the feeling that something was wrong. He had too big of a gap in his memory. He shook his head, he must have gone really crazy at whatever party he was at last night.

Once dressed, he went out to join Lute.

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The deadly sins had taken Adam to a secluded lounge room on a higher floor of the hotel. From there, they had tied him up to a chair.

The plan had been to let Belphegor take first cracks at payback. However, the sin in question was simply lying down on a couch fast asleep.

“Uh Bel.” Bee started. “You alright there?”

The sleepy sin of sloth simply cracked an eye open at the fox sin. This seemed to be answer enough for everyone else.

“You gonna do anything?” Mammon asked. “You've been sleeping there for a while. At least doodle stupid pictures on his face before he wakes up.”

Bel yawned. “Relax.” She said, sleepily. “It should kick in soon.”

“What, pretell, would you be talking about?” Satan asked.

Bel didn’t respond. She only smirked, and went back to sleep. This only served to confuse the rest of the sins more.

Well, there was one exception. Asmodeus was currently deep in his phone, paying the scene at hand no mind. Mammon notice this, becoming rather curious as a result. He approached the sin of lust, trying to see what was going on,

“What’s got you so enraptured, mate?” He asked.

The sudden surprise caught Ozzie off guard, causing him to jump.

“A little forewarning please!!” He yelled back.

“Yeesh. Da fuck is up with you?” Mammon asked. “You’re not looking at some edited pictures of him are ya?” He finished smirking.

“Ugh. Fat chance.” Ozzie responded. “This is just… something for one of my sex toy shops.”

“Ooh, some sort of new design?” Mammon asked.

“It’s none of your business, Mam.” Ozzie responded.

“Aaah cmon mate.” Mammon responded. “I’m getting bored. No one’s doing anything. This is the only thing that’s helping keep me entertained.”

“Well maybe find someone else to bother.” Ozzie said. “This is rather important.”

Mammon simply rolled his eyes. “Fine.” He said before walking away.

Mammon went over and sat down on a nearby couch, but not before looking back at Asmodeus. There was a reason he was on his phone, and oh boy would he figure out what was going on.

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Lute and Adam were now sitting with Sera in the middle of the town square. The area had been set up with a large stage for the ceremony, and all of the exorcists were gathered in the crowd.

Adam couldn’t wait for the festivities to start. In a matter of moments, Sera would be presenting him an award for his hard work in the exterminations. He couldn’t wait.

”Someone’s excited.” Lute said.

“You kiddin?” Adam responded. “Sera’s finally acknowledging how hard I've worked.”

Lute chuckled, slinging an arm around Adam. “Well, you deserve it.”

Adam blushed. Things were really turning out great for him.

At this time, Sera came out on stage.

“I’d like to thank everyone for attending.” She started, then she turned towards where Adam was sitting. “Adam, if you would?”

Adam stood from his seat. He walked up to Sera, showing off and posing the whole time. Lute rolled her eyes, but smiled.

For all of the hard work he has put in, I’d like to present this award to Adam.

The crowd cheered. Adam was feeling ecstatic, strangely though, he couldn't help shake the feeling that something was wrong.

“Adam, this is your reward.” Sera said, pinning the ribbon on him.

“Oh fuck yes.”

“For being the biggest failure.”

Adam was taken aback when Sera announced the award. He turned towards the head seraphim.

“What the fuck?! What is this?!” He asked, now suddenly angry.

Sera simply looked down at Adam, her look a mixture of anger and disappointment. Adam didn't take Sera for the type to plan such a public display of humiliation.

“I’m not a failure! C'mon Lute, help me out here!”

The moment he turned to Lute though, things instantly changed for the worse. Lute was now standing over where she was at, however she looked much different. She was bruised, bloodied, and missing an arm. Her face was currently facing the ground.

“Uh Lute.” He said, feeling scared now.

“She’s right.” Lute said. “You failed us all.”

She lifted her head to have her eyes meet Adam’s. Her eyes were lifeless, and her face looked just as cut up.

Adam looked to the crowd to find that they had very similar injuries to Lute. Some even had damaged masks, such that either the facial features shown looked unsettling, or their lifeless eyes shown through. When did everything also get enveloped in black?

Adam now felt terrified. What was going on?

All of a sudden, he had a massive migraine. Sudden flashes of a battle flashed before him. It was an extermination, a battle at the hotel. Multiple casualties were being accused, as well as several exterminators. He even recalled the exterminators losing.

As he opened his eyes, he also suddenly saw that his look had changed. He now resembled more of a demon than an angel.

He remembered now. He led an extermination assault against the hotel, only for everything to go to shit.

“Fuck fuck fuck!!” Adam was panicking now. He started backing up slowly, all the while the army of brutalized exterminators berated him.

“You failed us.”

“We’re dead because of you!”

“You deserve to be in hell!”

“C-cmon girls.” He said nervously. “It wasn’t my fault. H-how could I have known they had our weapons?”

The exorcists weren’t having it though. They all simply lunged at him.

“Shit shit SHIT!”

Adam tried to fly away, but unfortunately his tail got caught. He looked down to see that none other than Lute was holding him back.

“Ah come on, danger tits, I thought we had something!”

“You ruined any chance of that!”

Lute began to pull in Adam. The former head exorcist tried to fly away but Lute was just too strong.

Damn she’s impressive.

There was no time to think about that though. He had to try and escape. He turned and tried to pull his tail, but it was no use. Lute wouldn’t let go at all. Eventually the other brutalized exterminators came and helped to pull him down quicker.

“FUCK FUCK FUUUUCK!”

In a matter of moments, Adam was pulled down to the ground, and covered.

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“P-please no. I’m not a failure.”

Adam had begun to talk in his sleep. At this point, the other sins had realized what Belphegor was doing. Some stared at the scene, while others smirked. Even Asmodeus looked up from his phone.

“Well, this is starting to get interesting.” Mammon said.

“Shit.” Bee said. “Geez, you can be brutal when you want to, Bel.”

The sin of sloth simply smirked from her sleeping position on the couch.

Adam was starting to sweat and shake now. The nightmare seemed to really be taking a toll on him.

“Most impressive magic, Belphegor.” Satan chimed in. “Ashame you didn’t learn about this for the war.”

Bee and Ozzie rolled their eyes. This wasn’t the first time this happened. Satan always complained about how a power one of the sins learned after their fall could have helped in their war against Heaven.

“Oh give it a rest, Big guy.” Lucifer chimed in. “It's not her fault she didn’t know what she was capable of back then.”

“If she knew about her abilities, we wouldn’t be in this mess now would we?” Satan responded.

Even while asleep, Bel rolled her eyes.

“Uh guys.”

Everyone turned towards Bee, who had her eyes on Adam. He was starting to violently shake.

“Should we wake him up?” Bee asked.

“What? Don't tell me you're gonna be soft on us, Bee.” Mammon responded.

“As if.” Bee responded. “I just… happened to remember that we’re not supposed to kill him.”

“We did decide that.”. Lucifer chimed in. “Uh, he won't die, will he Bel?”

Bel peered at Adam from her position on the couch. She seemed annoyed about having her sleep interrupted.

Lucifer continued. "I mean, we still want some of him left for the rest of us."

Bel yawned, although it came across as a sigh. She waves a hand and used her magic. Adam glowed for a short moment before Bel returned to her original position.

“Give it a minute.” She said, sleepily. “He should wake up soon.”

Adam continued shaking for a moment before he eventually gasped and woke up.

“What? Where am I?” He said, panicking.

“Well look who's finally awake?”

Adam turned towards the voice. As he looked around and spotted each member of the deadly sins, his fear turned into something else entirely.

“Oh fuck me.” He said.

“Have a nice nap?” Satan asked.

“Let me guess.” Adam said. “That was all you guys.”

“Courtesy of our sin of sloth.” Lucifer said proudly. “We’d have let you go longer, but we didn't want you out of commission for the rest of us.”

Adam deadpanned. “How nice of you.” He said, sarcastically.

“So.” Lucifer turned to the other sins. “Who’s up next?”

“I'll go.” Levi spoke up. Athon perked up, raising an eyebrow.

“And I’ve got just the toy for you to enjoy.”

Notes:

I hope you all enjoyed.

For fun, I think I'll put some head cannons I have for the sin featured in the chapter.

For Belphagor, I imagine that she is narcoleptic and is always sleepy, which leads her to half-assing any major task she has to do. However, she can get a jolt of energy depending on her mood. For example, she will be wide awake if she feels significantly happy or angry.

Her powers feature different psychic abilities including:
- Item levitation
- Hypnosis
- Dream manipulation

Notes:

I hope everyone enjoyed.

Do let me know your thoughts overall, especially on how I wrote the Hazbin Hotel characters.

For those who may be wondering about Adam’s demon design, I am basing it off of the design shown in this music video from milkymelodies: https://youtu.be/0Pb0f6FBieM?si=jBbMo7fWqWPeCneH

The only difference is that Adam’s helmet has now become his head.