Eds of grimmwood(cancelled)

by Ededdneddy

Chapter 1: Meet the boys

“Can you believe that everyone thought that dweeb was the school bruiser three years ago?”

 

“Those three just can't stay out of trouble.”

 

“When are they gonna get kicked out?  Its not like they'll amount to anything.”

 

These whispers stung at the ears of the three boys wandering through the halls of Peach Creek High. The mixed middle and high school was full of judgmental eyes and disdain filled whispers ever since the eds most infamous misadventure.

 

 

Through a series of accidents Double Dee had briefly become the school bully. Eddy took advantage of the mistake to raise his social status, Double Dee tried to clear his name and Ed almost disowned Double Dee entirely as a friend, but thankfully a rather humiliating defeat at the hands of the smallest kid in school left the Eds at an even lower social ranking then before. Two good things came from it.

 

One, Ed realized Double Dee wasn't a bully. Two, Eddy in his frustration scared off the kankers who had surprisingly left them alone since them. But still since then the treatment of the Eds had worsened from a few kids that had known the Eds all their life, to a good majority of their school who seemed tired of the Eds antics. Now the Eds were getting beat up by seniors, pranked by juniors and even mocked by fresh man. The staff almost refused to step in unless they absolutely had too and even then, they seemed to take the instigators side. 

 

It was frustrating to Eddy and Double Dee and even Ed was growing tired of the complete lack of respect and decency they were receiving from the kids. And today they didn't have high hopes since before class even began, they got called to the office.

 

“What do you think they want to yell at us about now?” Eddy said, annoyed.

 

“Now Eddy don't be so pessimistic perhaps they'll finally apologize for the treatment we've been receiving, and they'll actually do something about the ruffians and ne’er do wells that have been accosting us.” Double Dee said, hopefully. 

 

“Maybe they'll give us a cake to make up for it!” Ed chimed, excited. 

 

“Yeah right I bet this is where they finally chuck us out.” Eddy said as they stopped outside the door.

 

The three pushed the door open and walked in. Instead of their principal, there was a short stout woman with a black hair, a flat nose and blue eye shadow. She wore a red headband with a matching cape with skull buttons. 

 

“Ah these are the three terrors bildon told me about?”she said her face shining with friendliness and interest in the three boys “ Hello eds I am miss grimmwood and I have an offer for you three.”

 

The Eds stared opened mouths at the strange woman. Her strange attire bringing mixed reactions to the three teens, Eddy thought she looked like some weird mix of hippie and trick or treaters, Double Dee thought her name sounded familiar and Ed...

 

“WITCH! She's a witch and she's come to harvest our brains for her dark and twisted magic! Like in Revenge of the Cat Ladies Five! We must find holy water!” Ed yelled, about to run off before Double Dee stopped him.

 

“Ed! You can't call random strangers witches! Its not polite!” He then turned to Miss Grimmwood “I'm sorry ma'am my friend doesn't mean anything by it.” Double Dee said, sheepishly. 

 

“ Though the cape and skull buttons don't help the image.” Eddy said.

 

“Eddy!” Double Dee chastised only for Grimmwood not to be offended, as Double Dee expected, but laughed jovially.

 

“Oh my you three you are positively hilarious. You'll fit right in with my students but I'm getting ahead of myself. ” Grimmwood said to the Eds.

“What do you want?” Double Dee asked.

 

“Why its simple. I wish for you three to join my school.”

 

“I knew it! The schools finally tired of us so she's here to drag us to some crappy boarding school!” Eddy said.

 

“Well not quite, but almost Eddy.” She said with a smile.

 

“How am I wrong?" Eddy said.

 

“Well I'm not here to drag you anywhere, but I believe you'll enjoy my offer once I make it, and my school is actually rather pleasant.”

 

 

It was then Double Dee knew where he heard her name.

 

“Of course! You're from that new school that opened up in the forest. Miss Grimmwood's Private Teachings.” Double Dee said.

 

“Quite right my boy and how do I already know your names? Well, its cause I've had my eyes on you three since you were wee babies. Not too many of your kind left these days I suppose it makes since your parents brought you together.”

 

“Our kind?” Eddy said.

 

“ All in due time but first I've talked with your principal, and he told me you have had some trouble with this school lately. Bullying, apathetic staff, and the like?”

 

“What about it?” Eddy asked.

 

“Well I think its safe to say that such an environment is not helpful to your development into adulthood. Especially since you three aren't particularly normal boys. “

 

“Whats that supposed to mean!?” Eddy demanded.

 

“Oh I mean nothing by it I'm hardly normal myself as you can tell. But we all four share an aberration that separates us from them rest of your peers.” Grimmwood said.

 

“Ok that's enough! All you've done is talk and insult us. If this is how you are trying to get us to go to your fancy school then-” Eddy said, flaring.

 

“Oh that fiery disposition is so refreshing Eddy my dear, but your correct in that I should get on with the pitch. Now Eds what I'm about to tell you, you may find hard to believe, so instead I'm gonna show you. Follow me to my school and you shall see it.” Miss Grimmwood said as she began walking out the door. Eddy was curious and he hardly cared about skipping school, so he followed her. Ed loyally followed Eddy, but Double Dee hesitated.

 

“But what about our classes?” Double Dee said.

 

“Oh don't worry I got your principal to agree to give you three a day off. Said it was a mental health day.” Miss Grimmwood chirped. Double Dee was confused, but he couldn't deny a day without the toxic environment of his school did sound positively tempting so he followed the three.

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Chapter 2: Meet the girls

“Man I hate the woods.” Eddy complained.

 

“Eddy stop complaining at least it beats being stuck in the school.” Double Dee chimed.

 

“My feet smell like cheese!” Ed said, happily.

 

“Dont worry boys its just up here.” Miss Grimmwood said as they came upon an old fashioned school building.

 

“Fancy." Eddy said sarcastically.

 

Miss Grimmwood knocked on the door and when Eddy saw who opened it, his eyes widened. She was a girl with a mature figure pale skin, long purple fluffy hair, and green eyes. She wore a purple dress with plunging neckline that showed off a fair amount of clevage

 

“Hello I am Sibella. Fangtastic to meet you.” she said in a sultry voice. Eddy stared completely silent at the beauty before him.

 

“Eds this is Sibella one of my best students and-”

 

“Hello! Hey sweet cheeks names Eddy. When our tour is done why don't we grab a bite?” Eddy said with a winning smile towards the girl.

 

“Hmm. A bite you say? Should be lovely.” Sibella said eyeing Eddy with a hungry look.

 

“Now, now you two can get to know each other later. For now go get the other girls.” Sibella nodded and with one smirk at Eddy, she went to go get her friends.

 

“Miss Grimmwood if I may ask what kinda school is this?” Double Dee asked eyeing the fairly gothic interior of the place.

“In due time Double Dee, but first let me explain the first of three truths you must know to be accepted here. The first is that I've actually known your families for quite some time.” She said.

 

“So our parents want us to go here?” Ed said.

 

“Hey if all the girls look like Sibella I'm in.” Eddy smirked.

 

“No frankly your parents rather hoped I would never meet you three for one reason. And that is truth two, you three aren't normal boys for reasons that will be explained by truth three.” Miss Grimmwood said.

 

“And that is?” Double Dee asked.

 

“Ooh finally! We get some boys in this school who aren't complete sticks in the mud.” A voice said, startling the Eds.

 

“Who said that!?” Eddy said as he jumped up from his seat.

 

Then before the Eds eyes, a girl appeared out of nowhere. The girl was transparent like a ghost highlighted in blue tinge. While less voluptuous then sibella she was clearly legal with a more slender figure

 

“Hi I'm Phantasma!” The Eds stared for a moment before screaming and running for the door.

 

“Oh boys please, there's no need for that.” Grimmwood said, waving her hand and spamming the door shut so the Eds ran into it.

 

“Were here Miss Grimmwood!” A female voice said as four figures walked into the room. Sibella and three other girls.

 

“Ah here are the rest of your class mates. Tanis.” She pointed to a mummy girl who was wrapped in cloth with a red bow tied on top./p>

 

“Nice to meet you.” She said shyly.

 

“Elsa!” Elsa was a tall girl with pale skin, the body of an Amazonian model and a black hair updo with white streaks.Her figure

 

“Hi!” Elsa said.

 

“And Winnie.” Grimmwood said, pointing to the girl covered in light brown fur.

 

“How are yooou!?” Winnie howled.

 

The Eds eyes widened at the four monster girls.

 

“So Eddy.” Sibella said, walking up to them. Suddenly her pale skin faded away leaving her skin bright purple and her teeth having grown into fangs. “Still wanna get a bite?!” she asked

 

Chapter 3: Explanations are in order

An hour later

 

”So your saying… your a witch?” Double Dee said after they relaxed and made their way to the couch.

 

“Yes and a thumping good one if I say so myself” Miss Grimmwood said.

 

“Sibella and her friends are monsters?” Eddy wondered.

 

“We prefer creatures of the night.” Sibella said.

 

“And you are not going to eat us?” Ed added.

 

“Not at all dear.” Grimmwood said.

 

Ed's expression changed from slightly pensive to excited as he leapt up from the couch and ran over to the girls. “Cool! Monsters, ghosts, and werewolves! Hi, I'm Ed nice to meet you!" He said excitedly.

 

“Hi Ed!" They all said in unison. 

 

“What brings you all to peach creek?” Double Dee asked politely. 

 

“Probably pitchforks and torches.” Eddy muttered. 

 

“Eddy!” Double Dee said.

 

“Well he's not too far off frankly.” Miss Grimmwood said before sipping her tea “but that story's too personal to get into at the moment. For now lets just say we weren't welcome in our old location and move on. Now lets talk about you three and your current school situation.” She said.

 

“What about it?” Eddy said.

 

“It sucks dog balls.” Winnie replied.

 

“Winifred!” Sibella said before turning to the Eds. "But she's right you three have been ostracized, humiliated, beaten, insulted, and even sexually harassed while your apathetic school teachers seem to not only ignore it, but actively blame you three for it. Its positively batty how poorly you three are treated.” Sibella said, anger shining through her sultry way of speaking.

 

“Yeah! Its torture and not the fun sexy kind from hellraiser!” Phantasma added.

 

“ its awfully mean.” Tanis said.

 

“It's right, monstrous, and we should know.” Elsa added.

 

“Hence my offer you three switch schools to here and spend the rest of your education as the first three male students in Grimmwood history.” Miss Grimmwood said with a smile.

 

“Yes! I am in a monster school!” Ed said happily raising his hand for a high five. Phantasma liking this Ed more and more returned it.

 

“Ed! We can't just say yes!” Double Dee said.

 

“Why not?” Grimmwood asked.

 

“Well no offense ma'am but we don't know you or your girls too well and plus theirs our parents and paperwork we can't just…”

 

“Dont worry about all that it ill be taken care of by me. But as for not knowing my girls too well. You are correct. How do we solve that?” 

 

“If I may Miss Grimmwood. Why don't me the girls and the Eds go out and explore the town. Maybe get that bite Eddy mentioned.” Sibella said.

 

“A night on the town with three total babes? I'm in!”

 

“What do you mean three babes? There's five of us?” Winnie said.

 

“Yeah, but no offense to you and Tanis. You are kids while fangs, see through and bolts are age appropriate matches for us.”

 

“Hmm charming.” Sibella said.

 

“Then its settled Eds. You shall take my girls out to get to know each other and I shall take this as a kind of experiment to see how well you all get along.” Miss Grimmwood said.

 

“Take them out!? Oh dear! We've never-I mean we - we don't-” Double Dee stammered, his cheeks blushing brightly 

 

“He means we don't usually have dates. I'm so handsome, girls are usually too busy drooling, Double Dee's too awkward and Ed's too…” Eddy gestured to Ed who smiled vacantly.

 

“Oh this shall be a learning experience on courting then. Now girls go get dressed. it's time for a fun night!” Miss Grimmwood said.

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Without another word, the three eighteen-year-old girls rushed down the dark and gloomy hallway. To the girls, that was just how they liked it. That brick walls were scorched with burn marks, but that did not bother them. Their school "mascot" did not like moving.

Despite being fairly dark, the beautiful Phantasma lit up the hallway with her ghost-like aura. They eventually came upon a brown oak door the light that shimmered off of phantasma faintly reflected the three beauties, in the smooth wood. Sibella pushed the door open before she waltzed inside her long legs gracefully striding across the granite tiled floor. Silver showerheads were connected to the walls.

Near the door, there were baskets for the girls to put their clothes in, well except for Phantasma as her clothes were intangible. The water just ran through her. She just joined the girls to talk about tonight.

"Maybe, I should ask my father for a better dress?" Phantasma sighed.

"What's the matter?" Sibella sultry asked, removing her purple dress.

Phantasma pointed to her tattered blue dress. "Unlike you two, I am a ghost and cannot eat or touch anything. I have worn this exact same dress for over five years. I have never eaten anything. Cheeseburgers look so delicious, and I cannot have any."

The tall, but small-chested Sibella stared at the ground. "They are quite delicious." Sibella murmured.

Elsa removed her dark green dress and shirt and put it in the basket. Her body was laced with scars and stitches as she was built using various corpses. Compared to Elsa and Phantasma, Sibella was the most normal looking of the three. Sibella had pale, purple skin, which she could pass off as a skin condition.

Elsa slowly walked over to the showerheads to turn them on. "What if the townsfolk spot us?" Phantasma inquired.

Sibella shrugs, strutting over to one of the showerheads, Elsa had turned on. Sibella let the water wash over her naked body to rid herself of the grime. Sibella got bored every now and then and would transform into a bat and explored the airducts. "Maybe Sibella and I can wear some kind of disguise." Elsa suggested.

"Like the ones our old teachers chased?" Phantasma asked.

Elsa had to be careful not to let her bolts rust, so she wrapped a bag around her neck. "No. I was thinking something simpler. Something to help us blend in with the humans." Elsa replied. "Maybe a coat and a hat?" She pondered.

"That is so lame." Sibella laughed. "You and I can wear some stylish clothing, and you can wear a scarf around your neck to hide your bolts. We finally get to go out with boys and you want to cover yourself up."

"But the townsfolk." Elsa reminded Sibella, but Sibella just hissed, showing off her fangs.

"No one knows we exist here. We should be fine." Sibella proudly stated, with a sultry purr. "As long as Phantasma stays hidden, we should be fine. Just do not get into trouble."

Phantasma sighed. "I remember what happened last time."

"So, it is settled. Elsa and I will wear something cute and Phantasma, you stay hidden." Sibella smirked. "We will not be forced to move again."

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20 minutes later

 

Of all the things eddy expected today going on a date with monster girls was not one of them. He heard from his brothers book that the worst part of dating was waiting, waiting for the date itself, waiting for the girl to get ready and waiting for.… other things. Right now its the second they waited on.

 

It had been 20 minutes since the girls went to shower off dirt eddy couldnt even see on their bodies ( and he really looked)  and had that time been blissful silence it would be one thing. But Ed just discovered monsters and ghost were real so here he was asking, and gabbing with grimmwood about this fact

 

“ and that is why sibella and her father are a lovely purple while her disgusting uncle is a vomit-like verdant. “  miss grimmwood said

 

“ Cool! Ooh! Are aliens also real!?” Ed asked

 

“ Ed you know fully well aliens are real they abducted us for a week before those endsville weirdos showed up.” eddy said

 

“ is something wrong eddy dear?” grimmwood asked

 

“  are they almost done?” eddy asked

“Eddy! Don't be rude!” Double Dee said

 

“What we've been sitting here for 20 minutes and I'm-!”

 

“We're here!” phantasma said

 

The eds turned and saw the five girls.

 

phantasma didn't change her appearance at all while Elsa wore a green dress and matching scarf she also had her down so it cascaded like a black and white waterfall down her back but it was sibella that eddy noticed.

 

Her purple skin was changed to paler peach color and her purple hair was completely blonde and in a ponytail  her eyes remained the same but her fangs were hidden. In place of her purple dress was a low cut gold black crop showing off her midriff over which she wore a bedazzled purple jacket with no sleeves she wore a short skirt matching her jacket that showed off a fair amount of her long shapely legs ending in a pair of black high heeled shoes. Needless to say eddy forgot his annoyance right quick

 

“Ah girls you look lovely!” miss grimmwood said

 

“Phantasma? Didn't you want to change?” double dee asked

 

“Intangiblity and invisibility make disguises pointless dreamboat!” phantasma said smiling but Ed noticed it didn't quite reach her eyes

 

“Well without further ado girls your first assignment have fun! Eds I hope you enjoy your time With my girls.”

 

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 1 of Ed edd n eddy and the grimmwood girls