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Amazon Courtship

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Requested by My country blocked AO3 so I'm using a VPN for this (Guest)

Their prompt was "Have the Amazon from Dragon's Crown looking for a worthy warrior to be her husband, and she happens to find the local hero (aka the reader) and they get to know each other in a tavern before spending the night together."

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Art by RizDraws

This work was a request. I hope you like it. I've never played Dragon's Crown, nor read the apparent manga, so forgive me if I get anything wrong. The wiki was very sparse on details.

If you have any requests you like to write, let me know in the comment section.

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You dropped onto the barstool and ordered yourself a drink. As profitable as an adventurer’s life was, it was an exhausting one. Delving through caves and dungeons, scrapping with the local monsters for their loot, then tromping home and exchanging it for the handful of coins you’d use to pay for your next meal. Not to mention that no matter how many of the locals’ problems you solved, there always seemed to be two or three more to take care of right after. You were always happy to help, but everyone once in a while, you just needed a breather.

Your drink came soon enough, and you tossed it back – giving a grateful sigh after taking a few big gulps. Maybe you should take a break for the longer quest-chains for a while. Just do some radients, like pest control and looking for some missing heirloom, or some shit. Not delving to some ancient mega-dungeon and fighting the near-godly endgame boss. Stuff like that – though always fun – still got draining after a while. For now, though, pest control and relaxing in the guildhall tavern was your life. You lifted your mug once more—

 --and paused as the tavern – which had been near-deafening with the sound of drunken merriment just moments prior – went utterly and completely silent. Before you could turn to see what had happened, you felt, rather than heard, the footsteps approaching him. A shadow fell across you, deep and dark, and you felt eyes boring into the back of your neck. You turned to see who was standing behind you-

-And you were staring at a stomach.

Lean, muscular and heavily toned and defined. This pale slender torso flared out into a pair of wide, sloping hips covered only by a thin, trailing loincloth before leading to thighs that were thicker than your head. Said thick, muscular thighs were decorated with some form of tribal runes that you could only imagine were enchanted with some kind of protective ward, or else this person was going into battle practically naked and undefended. You started to look up to meet their gaze only for their face to be hidden by their jutting shelf of a bust, wrapped tight beneath a straining chain-mail brassiere.

To your slight chagrin, you had to lean back a little to see past these massive breasts, allowing you to finally lay eyes on the towering woman looming over you. Pale green eyes peered at you from beneath a truly mountainous and wild mane of hair, partially tamed by a gold circlet with a black feather sticking from it. Plump lips were tugged into an amused smile. “Hello,” the mystery woman greeted, her voice low and commanding.

“Um…hi…,” you nervously greeted, feeling your face grow warm. Despite your slight awkwardness, you quickly were able to recognize the kind of warrior this woman was – an Amazon, a special breed of Barbarian from the southern islands.

The warrior woman pointed to the stool beside yours. “Is this seat taken?”

“N-n-no,” you stammered, privately cursing your flustered state. “Not at all.”

The Amazon smiled and planted her barely-covered rear on the stool, which groaned in protest as it strained beneath the heavy and ample ass not resting atop it. A pang of equal parts pity and envy crossed the hearts of most men and some women in the tavern, as they longed to take that chair’s place. She ordered a drink, the strongest on tap, and a silence fell between the two of you once it was brought to her.

You sat in awkward quiet next to the inhumanly gorgeous warrior for a moment. Finally, you brain just went ‘fuck it’. Taking a big gulp of your ale, you turned over to the Amazon just as she was finishing a tankard three times the size of yours. “So what brings an Amazon to this place?” you asked her. “Guild work?”

She smiled again. “No nothing like that,” she answered, setting her mug down. “I’m looking for someone.”

“Ah,” you remarked. “Friend or… a bounty?”

“Neither,” she responded. “I was told a famed hero could be found in this place,” she suddenly turned to face you, the motion sending her pendulous breasts jiggling in their chainmail prison. “and I think I might have found him.

“Oh,” you were suddenly and painfully aware of the utterly massive battle axe strapped to her back. “Um… if this is one of those ‘test your might against local champion’ things, can we please take this outside? I don’t want any damages added to my tab.”

“Ha!” The Amazon laughed softly, shaking her head. “That’s not what I’m here for either,” she told you, causing you to relax. Though only a little. It was impossible to fully relax around a seven-foot tall busty barbarian woman, afterall.

“Oh, well then why were you looking for me?” you asked.

“As I came here, I heard of a local hero that would offer help to anyone, regardless of how small or petty their problem,” the Amazon remarked. “Is that you?”

“More or less,” you admitted. “I’ll help anyone with anything as long as it’s not evil, though I don’t know what I could help an Amazon with.”

“No, it’s nothing so strenuous,” she pointed out. “I’ve found myself needing to make an important choice, and I believe you might be able to offer some perspective that might help me make my decision.”

“Perspective, huh?” you ruminated. “No one’s ever asked me for that before. I guess I can help. What did you want to know?”

“Well… I suppose that I want to know why you do what you do,” when she saw the look of confusion on your face, she continued. “I’ve met a lot of people, traveled with some of them. They all had their reasons for doing what they did. Greed and pride mostly, always looking for some big treasure or some way to earn a little glory. I want to know where you stand.”

Huh. You…. didn’t think anyone had ever asked you something like that before. After thinking about it for a moment, you gave your answer. “I just like helping people,” you admitted. Money and glory might come from those things, but they weren’t why you did them.

“Truly?” The Amazon asked, surprised. “You don’t care for riches or infamy?”

“Well… those things are nice,” you confessed. “But I get those anyway. Helping people takes time and effort, and I just like doing it.” You smiled at the Amazon. “I hope I’ve helped you with whatever decision you needed to make.”

“Indeed you have,” the Amazon said. She suddenly rose to her full, towering height. “I have made my choice,” she declared, proud and full of vigor.

“Oh… well good,” you remarked, not entirely sure where she was going with this. “What is it?”

“You.”

“Wha-?” Was all you managed to get out. In the next moment, a gasp went up in the tavern – as a pair of hands wrapped around your waist and hoisted you bodily into the air. “W-Wait, I thought you didn’t want to fight?!” You cried out as you were tossed over a muscular shoulder and carried across the room. You kicked and squirmed, but she held you sternly, not budging an inch.

“I don’t,” the Amazon explained. You saw nothing of her except her firm, muscled back and her huge ass shifting with each stride of her column-like legs. “I told you. I was looking for someone. I was looking for a husband.”  A few whistles and cat-calls followed them across the tavern floor. Jaune looked into the suddenly-amused faces of the adventurers they passed

And then the two of you were going up the stairs, the wooden steps creaking under the massive woman’s weight as she climbed and barged into the nearest bedroom. You cried out as you were thrown onto the bed, nearly breaking its legs from the impact. You straightened yourself with a dazed groan. “H-husband?” you stammered.

“Yes,” the Amazon declared, fists proudly planted on her wide hips. “I have searched for someone both fierce and gallant and I have found that in you. You shall be my ideal consort.”

“I-I’m not sure I…” your protests died on your lips as the Amazon seized her chainmail top in one powerful fist and tore it away with the clinking of silver chains.  Her massive breasts bounced free wobbling briefly on her chest before they settled. The Amazon grinned smugly as you were practically hypnotized by her huge tits. She shook her shoulders lightly, sending her big boobs bouncing, your eyes following their every movement with slavish devotion.

Her loin cloth soon followed, leaving the powerful and curvy warrior woman completely nude before you. “Come, husband,” she purred, tearing your clothes off as you yelped in surprise. “Let us consummate~”

Her knees bent until she was kneeling on the bed before falling onto all fours. Her bright, intense eyes pinned you in place, leaving you frozen as she slowly began crawling towards you. Her thick ass swayed behind her as she moved, like a cat about to pounce. Her heavy, swinging tits dragged across your chest until your chin was nearly buried in her ample, pale cleavage. She was practically on top of you before finally she pulled back, your face almost nuzzling her heavy breasts as she planted that thick ass on your chest.

The giant barbarian mounted you and you had no chance to resist. A strangled yelp left your lips as the Amazon hoisted your legs up, your knees tucked against her elbows. You were subjected to the monstrous weight of the towering beauty, gasping and groaning as she pinned your chest with a palm and crushed her soaking pussylips around your cockhead. “W-wait…,” you tried one final time, but the Amazon would have none of it.

“Shut up and breed me,” she commanded, before slamming her gushing cunt down on your throbbing cock. You let out a shuddering moan as your cock was engulfed in The Amazon’s drooling, boiling cunt in one go. Fuck me!” The Amazon hissed as her mighty ass crashed against your hips. She simply sat there for a moment, head lowered, groaning atop your lap as her pussy was stretched across your cock. Until at last, she looked up and her eyes met yours. A lustful, almost feral grin crossed her lips as she firmly placed her hands on your chest.

“Hold on now~”, she purred, before dropping her hips down on yours, swallowing your cock up in her pussy over and over again! Her huge tits jiggled and bounced against your face while her intensely powerful core muscles clamped down and squeezed your cock inside of her. “Oh! Ah! Ohhn!” The Amazon cried out in bliss, green eyes lolling back in their sockets as she clobbered your hips with her own.  She hammered you without mercy, driving her pussy up and down to engulf your cock repeatedly, never pausing in her assault. She’d pulverize your pelvis before long, and she didn’t care one bit; all that mattered was that she didn’t leave this room without being bred.

Below the Amazon, you were doing everything you could just to say sane amidst her lustful onslaught. Her heavy, child-bearing hips smashed down on your pelvis with the force of a jackhammer. The two of you fucked like animals. The heavy smacks! Of flesh of flesh drowned out the grunts and groans pleasure the two of you made.  The Amazon set a truly hellish pace on his trapped cock. Her massive heavy hips slamming up and down her large breasts swinging freely as she rode you like a wild animal! Her cunt clamping down on your cock like a vice! Her searing velvet cunt was milking you for all it was worth.

 

You couldn’t let long amid all that pleasure. You growled and moaned in absolute bliss, balls clenching, brewing up a truly virile load to give to the wild Amazon-in-Heat. Each drop of her hips sent a wave of uncontrollable bliss throughout your body, made you quake and convulse as your cockhead punched her womb “of fuck!” you hissed, the poor resistance you managed to put up breaking as you came. You gripped her wide hips, teeth clenched, as you pumped her fertile womb full.

 

The Amazon moaned out loud as you filled her with seed, flooding her to the brink and then beyond. She clamped her thighs around you and snarled in bliss that she just couldn’t control, but she didn’t stop moving her hips – not until she’d milked every last drop out of you!  Her heavy thick hips rose and crashed down like an elk in heat! Faster and faster until you were finished emptying inside of her… until finally she began to slow down. The Amazon collapsed on top of you, burying your face between her huge, heaving tits as the strength left her blissed out body.  The two of you panted in post-coital bliss, a sweaty heap of soft curves and hard muscle.

 

It wasn’t to last, however.

 

Whereas the Amazon was robbed of her strength, you still had yours. As well as an untapped well of lust that longed to taken out on this lustful, big-titted Amazon. The Amazon crooned in surprised delight as you slid from under her, leaving her stretched out on the bed without an ounce of power left in her voluptuous body. You winced in pain as your ankle protested the movement, but powered through it. The Amazon let out a giggling yelp as you seized her thick body and hoisted her up. Your knees buckled and strained, but you powered through until you had the much taller woman in a full-nelson. She draped her head against your shoulder and her eyes met yours as the tip of your cock once more pressed against her cunt. Fuck me~”, she purred “Hnnngh!!”  She grunted in pleasure as you slammed your cock into her pussy once more.

 

And then you were thrusting, prying her legs back to touch her shoulders as you hammered her sloppy pussy into oblivion. “Fuck me…” The Amazon repeated, gasping with each SLAP of flesh on flesh, each time your cock bottomed out inside her and sent spears of golden pleasure hurtling up her spine. “Fuck me.” She clenched her muscles and held on for dear life, but you were too strong, too frantic in your braindead affections for her to handle, and soon enough her tongue was waving outside her mouth, her eyes crossing, sweat rolling down her skin! “Fuck me!” Her blonde hair swayed with her bouncing head in a gorgeous tangle, growing messier with each jolt of her huge body!

 

“R-Fuck me!” She gasped, throwing her head back against your shoulder. She pulled your face to hers close, crushing her lips against yours in a manic, steamy kiss. She broke it with a gasp and chanted those two words in your ear. “Fuck me, Fuck me, Fuck me…” You drilled your cock into her pussy with all your strength, panting and moaning into the Amazon’s mouth as your lips met in anotht sloppy, tongue-filled kiss. You devastated the Amazon’s cunt with deep drills of your cock, harder and faster, until you couldn’t take it anymore – and you blew another giant load inside her! “FUCK ME!” The Amazon screamed in motherly bliss as she was driven into a another, body-shaking orgasm. “FUCK ME! FUCK ME! Make me a mother!” You kept on massaging your spasming cock inside Amazon until you drained every last drop of your load inside of her. Only then did the two of you collapse onto the bed, panting in exhaustive, newly-wed bliss…

-

The southern islands were a tropical paradise of rocky jungle-coated islands forming an archipelago in crystal blue waters. Coastal villages hugged the sandy shores, largely inhabited by the infamous Amazon tribes. Though occasionally, a man might be found. Usually, they were the husbands and consorts of the warrior women. It had been some years since you had found yourself among their number.

But that was the case now. You watched proudly from the porch of your home as your wife was instructing your young daughter on the traditional methods of Amazonian combat. Retirement, you couldn’t help but think, was very peaceful.