Chapter 1: Auditions
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Heya, pals. It’s me, AluInt. The guy who wrote Total Drama Something.
The first season is nearly complete and I’m like: yeah, fuck it. Spinoff time. Wait, I have season 2 to do!!! Anyway…
This season will take place some months later after TDS. This will be a spin-off season rather than a mainline, and it’s called Gaiden because it means side story, haha, get it? GET IT?!!?!?!??!?!?! So there would be fewer people. (It’s 14 people for this one.)
The only rule is that you can’t suggest OC, the real-life person (live-action is fine), or anyone straight up NSFW.
You can only suggest 5-10 people in your submission as an excuse so I don’t have to read the bible sized suggestions. (Looking at you G-Man.) Only one character per comment will be chosen because I wanna make it a fair game, unless there are fewer or more than 10 comments.
- The Governor (The Walking Dead)
- Nabiu (The Fruitless Quests of Nabiu)
- Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)
- Ruby Hoshino (Oshi no Ko)
The spinoff will begin its production sometime around early Season 2.
Chapter 2: Finalized Cast
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Alright, we got the full cast.
- The Governor (The Walking Dead)
- Nabiu (The Fruitless Quests of Nabiu)
- Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)
- Ruby Hoshino (Oshi no Ko)
NEW CAST PICKED BY YOURS TRULY:
- Jan Kandou (Super Sentai Gekiranger) - PotentialStock
- Power (Chainsaw Man) - Cactus
- Muffin (asdfmovie) - fellow_existor256
- Jack-O Valentine (Guilty Gear) - thenewsubwayguy
- Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen) - PapyBoi
- Atom Eve (Invincible) - Lightyism
- Franky (SPY X FAMILY) - CYOAFAN
- Choi Nam-Ra (All of Us Are Dead) - IdkWhatToDoHere
- Gex the Gecko (Gex) - G-Man
- Kasane Teto (UTAU) - NootNoot64
And that's all of the 14 contestants. It was really hard to pick because some of them were a good pick but didn't make it in, including:
Chuck (Angry Birds)
CJ (Grand Theft Auto)
Toph Beifong (Avatar)
Nick (Left 4 Dead)
Jimmy Hopkins (Bully)
Sportacus (LazyTown)
Franziska von Karma (Ace Attorney)
Cassidy Ambers (Project: Eden's Garden)
Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa)
Lanky Kong (DK)
Nero (Devil May Cry)
SMG3 (SMG4)
And finally, Alucard (Castlevania)
Thank you for the suggestions. I humbly apologize to those who didn’t get their submissions in. Don’t expect me to become an expert when I research these guys lmao, see ya sometime around Season 2.
Chapter 3: Ep. 1 - "Welcome to... Somewhere"
Summary:
Chris introduces thirteen newbies. That's it.
Notes:
I know I said this season would start production during the Season 2 run, but this is just an introduction chapter.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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The opening shots reveal an aerial view of an island. A beat-up yacht speeds up toward the island and crashes, sputtering smoke. A familiar figure wearing an iconic blue shirt and cargo pants hopped down and landed perfectly on the dock. He watched as the yacht slowly sank underwater.
“Yo, Chris is back in the open again!”
He readjusted his shirt before talking.
“Last season… things got a little out of hand…”
Flashback scenes include the Roomba careening through Camp Wawanakwa, vacuuming trees, grass, wildlife, and people. Someone did the work by destroying the machine and ending the crisis. Later, Chris is arrested by heavily armored agents for that Roomba crime, which wasn’t his fault in Total Drama Something. (See Chapter 11)
“Anyway, after three months of awkward vacation in the slumber, 72 community service hours, and more…” Chris said. “Chris is finally back, baby, and I’ve gotten a good present! More like ridiculous.”
“A new season is being hosted right here. New weirdos from other dimensions, new drama, and new ratings! Same prizes as always. The million dollars.”
“Unfortunately, instead of sixteen victims—ahem, campers . Thirteen campers are competing in this very short season. Why is the cast size so small? Low budget, duh! And Chef Hatchet is not available at the moment because he was busy handling the other mainline season. Something about Hawaii.” Chris said.
“Anyway, I totally rented this remote island, somewhere around the Pacific Ocean. Ain’t that huge compared to Camp Wawanakwa, but it should do enough.”
It showed clips of trashed cabins, dining hall, dirty bathroom, campfire elimination, and more, before the camera panned back to Chris.
“There will be fewer obstacles for them to face, sounds short and simple, right? Well, that depends on how your strategy works or if you keep your alliance intact. And what happens when you’re eliminated?”
Cut to Chris patting an entire roller coaster ride with a giant loop.
"Yup, this is Merry-Go-Whirl! This bad boy can entertain its guests with its rapid ride, and they will be launched off track somewhere. You gotta understand how fun the roller coaster was, so I made it extra!"
Cut to Chris standing on the dock again.
“So, 13 campers, a million dollars, one winner… Welcome to…”
He took a deep breath.
“Total… Drama… Gaiden!”
The camera zooms out to show the entire island again.
[INTRO]
“Welcome back to the mainstream of Gaiden! As I said before, thirteen campers will be competing for a million dollars, so let’s start with the introduction immediately! I think the first one is arriving soon, unless they were attacked by a mutant sea creature.”
A few minutes later. The first boat arrived, carrying a blonde girl with a side-tied ponytail and bright, starry eyes.
“First up: Ruby Hoshino! She’s used to bright lights and big stages.”
The idol hops off, giving a polite bow to the host.
“Thank you, Chris! I’m here to win, no matter what.” Ruby said.
“Can’t say I’m surprised to see a prominent figure of the new B-Komachi standing here.” Chris laughed. “So? Are you an idol with a big secret?”
“Uh, why? I already said I’m here to win.” Ruby asked.
“Aha, forget I said anything, Ruby. Please stand over there and wait for the other 12 campers to arrive.” Chris instructed the idol.
“Sure thing, Chris!” Ruby replied.
The idol does his deed. The second boat arrived, revealing a green gecko wearing a snazzy Hawaiian outfit and sunglasses.
“Yup, here comes our second contestant—straight out from the 90s and ready to crack his way through the competition… Gex the Gecko!” Chris said.
“Lights, camera, lizard! Ready to rock this island, baby!” Gex said.
“Welcome to the… uh… somewhere island, Gex!” Chris welcomed him. “You really retired from being a couch potato lizard to a full contestant, ha?”
“Definitely,” Gex replied.
“So, can a gecko like you win the extreme competition when you only watch a movie?” Chris asked.
“Hmph. No sweat, man! I got pop culture references and quips behind my back.” Gex proclaimed as he went to Ruby.
“Not sure if that’s gonna help, but it’s Gex we’re talking about.” Chris shrugged.
The third boat arrived, carrying a pink-haired woman with a noticeable red horn on her head, and her teeth are sharp as hell.
“For our third contestant, from the public safety, who hunts the devil… her name is—” Chris was interrupted by Power’s loud entrance.
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOORNING, USA!” Power shouted.
“Uh, this is Canada.” Ruby corrected her.
“Yeowch, buddy! You gotta owe me a new ear.” Gex sneered.
“This is Power—” He was interrupted again.
“I. THE GREAT, ALMIGHTY, MAGNIFICENT, DIVINE, FEARSOME, KEEN, MAJESTIC, ALL POWERFUL, INCREDIBLE, KING POWER, HAS RETURNED!” Power shouted again.
“Returned? This is your first visit.” Chris deadpanned.
“These people are my competition? Really?!” Power gasped.
“Yup, hi! I’m Ruby,” Ruby said.
“Damn, lame. I was expecting more dangerous people.” Power complained.
“Well, here she is, folks! The Blood Fiend herself—Power!” Chris introduced the girl.
“Anyway, this is gonna be EASYYY, I can win this by simply walking!” Power bragged.
“Man, I’m in one hell of a show.” Gex snorted.
Cricket noises.
“C’mon! No laughing stock or anything?” Gex huffed in annoyance.
And they just ignored the lizard. The fourth boat arrived and was seen carrying a man wearing black clothes and a blindfold, he had white striking hair.
“And here comes our fourth camper. He’s got bark and bite. Meet Satoru Gojo, the coolest sensei from the Jujutsu High!” Chris said.
Gojo stepped on the docks, looking around before facing Chris with a grateful smile.
“Heya, Chris! It’s good to see you!” Gojo said.
“Here he is, folks! The overpowered Jujutsu sorcerer has arrived. Let’s hope he didn’t leave a massive crater from a fight.” Chris grinned.
“This is the place where we do the challenges and things? Cute.” Gojo smirked.
“Yup, you ready for the Total Drama challenges?” Chris questioned him.
“Sure, I mean, I came all the way here just for some fun! Or wreck some havoc if I’m bored.” Gojo said.
“How do you see with your blindfold?” Ruby asked.
“I’m not blind, really. Let’s just say… my eyes don’t make a good history,” Gojo laughed.
“You’re so full of mystery, huh?” Gex snickered.
“Heeeey, trust me, it’s better to keep these covered.” Gojo shrugged.
The fifth boat made a stop, a young man wearing a red shirt and black pants, who also wore gloves with a logo.
“Niki-niki! Jan is here! I’m Jan Kandou, the Tiger Kid!” Jan introduced himself.
“Yup, you heard this guy. He is Jan Kandou from SRTRC and a gekiranger!” Chris followed behind.
“What’s a ‘gekiranger’?” Ruby asked, curious.
Jan sniffed the air before facing the cast.
“Whoa, this place smells like a jungle! Perfect for getting wild,” Jan grinned.
“What’s with the jungle nonsense?” Power quipped.
“Hmph, jungle is everything! I grew up in the wild,” Jan said.
“Oh.” That was all Ruby could mutter.
“Hey, I like this guy’s style,” Gojo said.
“Don’t worry, dude. There’s plenty of wild stuff in the jungle, just gotta make sure you're careful enough.” Chris reminded him.
“Jan won’t lose! I’ll be the wildest of ‘em all!” Jan pumped his fist.
“Well, I didn’t expect a jungle man wearing formal clothes,” Gex said. “Kind of like, if he were George of the Jungle.”
The sixth boat arrived, revealing a middle-aged man wearing a grey coat and an eyepatch.
“The man who knows how to survive and how to lead… He’s the leader of the safety haven, Woodbury! Welcome, Governor.” Chris said.
“It was a pleasure to meet you, McLean.” The Governor shook his hands.
“Whoa, what happened to your eye?” Ruby asked.
“Just… stuff that went out of control in Woodbury, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s ancient history,” he replied with a smile.
“Hmmm? Do you have a real name? That nickname sounds awesome!” Jan complimented him.
“My name is Philip Blake. I founded and led the Woodbury people, and they referred to me as The Governor.” The Governor chuckled.
“So… are you from the zombie apocalypse?” Gojo asked.
“What the hell is a ‘zombie’?” He replied.
“Well, there might not be a zombie in his hometown, but the dead sure walk… You could say they’re The Walking Dead.” Gex joked.
More cricket noises.
“Can I eat you instead?” Power sneered.
“FOR WHAT?!” Gex yelled.
“Lunch break is over, bloody lady. We have more people to introduce.” Chris interrupted them.
The seventh boat arrived, carrying a red-haired woman wearing a white skin-tight one-piece that loosens up and a broken halo. Instead of hopping off, she lets a giant iron sphere that was chained to her leg carry her to the dock by floating.
“Pretty stylish entrance, I must admit.” Chris chuckled. “Please, say our welcome to Jack-O Valentine!”
“Hey, hey, everyone! I’m here to play the game!” Jack waved at them, still sitting on her iron pumpkin.
“Is that your stupid pet? What’s with that stuff and… you got a puppet vibe.” Power growled.
Jack got off her ride. Her iron pumpkin shrank to a smaller size, and her minions were summoned.
“Hmm, these are your little friends?” The Governor asked.
“Heeey, I told you not to come out! Yeah, they’re my little friends.” Jack said.
Her minions vanished into thin air.
“I see.” The Governor nodded.
“Well, that was a neat trick,” Gojo grinned.
“WHOOOA, that sounds waki-waki!” Jan complimented her.
“I feel like I need a whole dictionary to understand the jungle boy’s code,” Gex thought.
“This season’s already packed with chaos, but with Jack-O? Waaaay more fun than it will ever be!” Chris grinned.
The eighth boat arrived, carrying a blueberry mage, who was writing something in her notebook.
“Here comes the mage from… uh… Wizzro’s house, which is located in nowhere. But she’s definitely on a huge quest in her adventure! Introducing Nabiu!” Chris said.
“Aaaaw, ain’t that a cute mage?” Jack giggled.
“Yeah, and she’s a mage. That’s extra cool!” Ruby said.
“Hello, Nabiu!” Chris said.
“Hi, Chris! Have you seen this chair?” Nabiu showed everyone a picture of an ordinary red armchair.
Everyone took a peek.
“Nah,” Everyone replied.
“I was supposed to find my professor’s chair,” Nabiu said.
“Wait. You just joined this season to find your mentor’s chair?” Chris asked.
Nabiu nodded and kept her bright, derpy smile.
“That’s all?” Gex added.
More nodding from the mage.
“Yeaaah, I haven’t seen anything like that, sorry,”
“It’s alright! I’ll be leaving—” Nabiu turned around.
“Wait up, berry! Don’t you want to miss the chance to win a million dollars?” Chris stopped her. “You literally signed up to participate in this game!”
She took a few seconds before her eyes widened.
“Oh, right, I remember now!” Nabiu joined back to the group. The Governor took a peek at the picture.
“What’s so special about this chair?” The Governor asked.
“Ah! It’s my mentor’s chair that can—” Nabiu was interrupted.
“What’s so bloody interesting about a stupid chair?! Can’t they just buy a new one?” Power said.
“Oi, calm down!” Jan said.
“Welp, I guess it’s time for another fruitless quest of Nabiu,” Gex said.
“How is it ‘fruitless’ when Nabiu is a blueberry?” Ruby deadpanned.
“Anyway, here comes our ninth player,” Chris said, ignoring the whole commotion.
The ninth boat was carrying… a white muffin with stick limbs. He hopped down with a smile.
“This season’s cast is more colorful than your world! Say hello to Mr. Muffin!” Chris introduced him.
A beat of silence as everyone stares at the talking pastry, even Nabiu starts scrolling through her notes hoping she will find an info about the muffin.
“Huh? Is this for real?” Ruby said.
“That’s a muffin, alright,” Gojo said.
“A muffin. A muffin .” Power repeated.
“Yup, I’m Muffin! Who wants to eat me?” Muffin said as if that was the most normal thing ever.
“You’re a living thing,” The Governor sighed.
“But I wanna die!” Muffin said in a cheery tone.
“HAAW? WHY?” Jan was flabbergasted.
“Have you thought of suicide by using another method?” The Governor asked.
“HEY! Not that topic!” Ruby whispered.
“No! I wanna be eaten instead!” Muffin said.
“Wow. Haha, okay. Never thought people would sign up for Total Drama just to tell everyone to eat them, or die in one of Chris’ challenges,” Gojo rubbed his neck.
“No! I wanna be eaten! People can’t resist a good muffin!” Muffin chimed in.
“Alright, simmer down with your venting, here comes our next camper!” Chris said.
The tenth boat arrived, carrying a female high schooler with a green school uniform.
“Meet the most attractive, at least from what I’ve heard, class president from Hyosan High School! Choi Nam-Ra!” Chris grinned at the next newcomer.
She stepped down the boat and greeted.
“Hello, everyone. I’m Choi Nam-Ra. Thank you for inviting me, Chris.” Nam-Ra greeted.
“Hmph, she looks so normal! What’s her deal?” Power huffed.
“Shhh, maybe it’s one of those dangerous quiet kids tropes, best to be careful around her!” Gex whispered.
Nam-ra gives them a polite smile.
“Hello, I hope we will get along,” Nam-Ra said.
“Yup, we will,” Gojo grinned.
“We’ll see…” The Governor said.
The eleventh boat arrived, another idol pops out, and she has pink hair, including the twin drills.
“And now making her debut—internet idol, trickster queen, and a bread lover! Kasane Teto!” Chris announced.
A few of them dropped their jaws.
“TETO?!” Ruby shouted.
“WHOA!” Silence. “Who’s Teto?” Jan asked.
“Teto Kasane is here! Ready to show my skills to win!” Teto grinned.
“Whoa, it’s the girl from Vocaloid!” Gex said.
“NOT WHAT I’M FROM!” Teto corrected him. “UTAU!”
“Yeah, we’ll see… We’ll see!” Power totally didn’t copy The Governor’s words from earlier. “It might be an act.”
“NOPE! Never an act! I’ll sing my way to the top of the game!” Teto assured.
“How’s singing gonna help you through the physical challenges?” Jack asked.
Silence.
“Talent show,” Teto responded.
“Oooh, I think we’d make a great pair if we worked together!” Ruby said.
The twelfth boat arrived. It was a square-faced man, curly dark hair, red glasses, and a short goatee.
“Meet our Scruffy Head, a man with millions of information and zero chill—Franky Franklin!” Chris said.
“I told you not to call me that!” Franky growled. “Hey, hey, hey, I’m Franky! I guess you’d call me an informant? Don’t worry! I’m just here for an adventure.”
“An informant… interesting…” The Governor said.
“Looks weak.” Power huffed.
“HEY!” He yelled back. “I’m tougher than you think… sort of…”
“Wanna see?” Power pumped her fist.
“Can we NOT cause a bloodbath here? Please?” It was Nam-ra who said that.
“Hey, it wasn’t me that started it!” Franky defended himself.
“I wanna die!” Muffin exclaimed, but was ignored.
“Man’s got his goofy charm and information. We’re down to our final camper!” Chris said.
The final boat arrived carrying a redheaded female wearing formal clothes.
“Hey, everyone, I’m Eve Wilkins,” Eve introduced.
“Oh, just a regular high schooler. Hello!” Ruby waved.
“Thanks for having me, Chris. Am I the last camper to arrive, judging by the crowd?” Eve asked.
“Yup. You’re the 13th and the last camper to show up. And I thought you’d show up in that suit .” Chris whispered.
“Nope. No idea what you were talking about.” Eve shrugged.
“I bet every cell of the atom that she’s hiding something far more sinister!” Gex accused.
“You got a secret talent?” Jan asked.
“Nope… just science and I like building stuff,” Eve responded with a smile.
“Ah, I’ll be damned. I thought the last camper would be some kind of eldritch monster or anything, but a normal person.” Gojo chuckled.
“MONSTER? WHERE?” Nabiu shouted.
“No, there isn’t any monster,” Jack calmed her down.
“OH, phew!” Nabiu sighed.
“And that’s all 13 campers present! I’m sure you all know how Total Drama works, right?” Chris asked his campers.
Every camper nodded in confirmation, even Power and Muffin.
“Okay, if anyone has more questions, I’ll start rolling out two teams!” Chris exclaimed.
“WAIT! That’s very uneven! One of them will have seven people, and the other will have six!” Teto called out.
“Well, yeah? Revenge on the Island had 13 campers and nobody complained, this shouldn’t be a problem—” Chris was interrupted.
“OOOOOOI!” A mysterious voice was heard nearby.
“What was that?” Gojo asked.
“Hell if I know, dude! That must be my intern going wild,” Chris assumed.
“Wild? Waki-waki! Jan’s gonna see them!” Jan said.
“Luffy! Where the hell are you?!” Another mysterious voice was heard.
Chris and the rest turned around to see a green-haired swordsman carrying three swords, probably gotten lost.
“Is this one of your interns?” Ruby asked.
“Nope. No way, Sherlock. I never met him in my life.” Chris added.
The swordsman approached the group.
“Strange group of people.” The swordsman said.
“Says the man dressing up as an edgy samurai,” Franky added.
“I’m a pirate. Straw Hat Pirates. Do you see my crew? My name is Roronoa Zoro.” Zoro introduced.
“Um, that’s clearly not a pirate outfit. You’re a swordsman.” Eve said.
“I don’t recall seeing any pirate ships landing here,” Jack-O said.
“What? Are you serious? Look, I’m sure the ship landed here before we split up to look for… stuff,” Zoro rubbed his head.
“There’s no ship here,” The Governor sighed. “I can’t tell if you’re just wasting our precious time.”
Beat.
“Oh my gecko, his sense of direction is terrible,” Gex said.
“Alright, he must be lost then! Poor guy, being abandoned by his crew…” Gojo frowned.
“I’m not being abandoned by my crew, I just went in the left direction,” Zoro corrected the sorcerer.
“Oh, you got lost and somehow ended up here? That’s tragic… love it.”
“Damn, I gotta move on—” Zoro went to make a move.
“Anyway, want to join the thrill of the Total Drama game show where you get people screaming, betrayal, and possibly walk the plank?” Chris offered.
The swordsman froze, slowly turning around to face Chris.
“Do I have to see Sanji?” Zoro asked.
“Nope. Never heard of that guy. Ever. Promise.” Chris added. “Excited to join?”
The swordsman thought for a little before shrugging.
“Sure, sign me up,” Zoro said.
Zoro joined the group. Making it fourteen.
“Well, this wasn’t planned at all. Anyway… forget thirteen. Who needs symmetry? That’s right, producers—we’re breaking the format again.” Chris added. “We have 14 this time. You can be happy now, Teto!”
“Yay!” Teto celebrated.
Zoro studied the group for a second.
“I don’t know about any of you kiddos, including that little blue ball, an escaped convict, and a… feral human. I’m Zoro.” Zoro introduced himself. “I like the vibe, and no pervy cook? Even better.”
“Who were you referring to as the escaped convict?” Ruby asked.
“That lady over there.” Zoro pointed at Jack-O, who had Dropos chained to her leg. She just shrugged.
“That guy is either a lost tourist or the chillest war criminal I’ve ever seen,” Franky whispered to Gex.
“Okay, gather up, people! I’m sure you all know that—” Chris stopped.
Zoro was silent.
“Oh, right, you just arrived,” Chris sighed. “Guess I’ll have to explain the basics of Total Drama to you, I’m being nice today, so let’s start!”
Two hours of explaining later.
“Okay, I got it,” Zoro replied.
“Good!” Chris said. “Let’s start with teams.”
The interns brought two banners, one yellow and the other brown.
“When I call your name, stand over that yellow mat,” Chris pointed.
The group nodded.
“Governor, Eve, Teto, Muffin, Jack-O, Ruby, and Franky!” Chris said. “You will be the Withering Wolves!”
The seven campers went to stand on the yellow mat. The Governor caught the banner and opened it, revealing a yellow logo of a wolf. The rest of them who weren’t picked went to the brown mat.
“And I’m sure you already know this. Gojo, Nam-Ra, Power, Nabiu, Jan, Gex, and Zoro!” Chris said. “Now the second and final team is in! You will be the Berserker Bear!”
Gojo caught and opened their team banner, revealing a brown logo of a bear.
“Aughh, uga-uga! Bear!” Jan complained.
“What’s wrong with a bear?” Gex asked.
“Right! He’s a bado-bado!” Jan exclaimed. “But the Wild-Beast Fist has brought him into justice!”
“Okay, if you have no complaint about your teams. I suggest you start bunking in your new cabin!” Chris commanded them.
All of them nodded and entered through their respective cabins.
(CONFESSIONAL) CHRIS:
“Yup. The confessional booth is back in action! Spill your darkest secret here or just throw an embarrassing secret, you know it!”
(CONFESSIONAL) GOJO:
“Heh. I can tell some of these guys reminded me of my students. Man, that was the good old days.”
(CONFESSIONAL) ZORO:
“Wasn’t my plan to end up on this island and join a game, but I couldn’t pass up the offer. Why the hell not? Plus, it keeps me away from that pervy cook.”
(CONFESSIONAL) JAN:
“Riki-riki! Jan’s ready to strive for the next adventure!”
(CONFESSIONAL) EVE:
“It seems like Chris was already aware of my secret talent. I won’t use them unless I need to. I just don’t want them to see me as an immediate threat.”
(CONFESSIONAL) MUFFIN:
“Somebody kill me!”
(CONFESSIONAL) NABIU:
“Yipee! I can’t wait to discover something awesome in my next quest of surviving Total Drama!”
(CONFESSIONAL) POWER:
“I’LL SHOW THESE HUMANS THAT POWER SHALL NOT BE MESSED AROUND! I’M POWEEEEEER!”
(CONFESSIONAL) GOVERNOR:
“These people are unique, but dangerous. I must keep an eye on them.”
(CONFESSIONAL) JACK-O:
Her minions spawned and were cheering for her inside the booth. “Awww, thanks, guys! I’ll try my best to win this season!”
(CONFESSIONAL) RUBY:
“Originally, it was my brother who wanted to join the game until he stepped down, and I replaced him! I’m still not sure why he stepped down in the last second. Oh well, I’m gonna win for you, Aqua!”
(CONFESSIONAL) TETO:
“They might see me as a robotic idol, but let’s see how they’d react when I can do more than singing!”
(CONFESSIONAL) FRANKY:
“Do you think I can just hide and not be involved in drama? Drama usually means that you’re getting out easily, right? Riiiiight?”
(CONFESSIONAL) NAM-RA:
“These people are very… special. I hope I can do well in this season.”
(CONFESSIONAL) Gex:
“Heh, there are a total of interesting drama fellows here! And I’ll make sure to rise to the top before them.”
“Yup, that’s all 14 campers wrapped up for the introduction! The real episode begins soon. Hoo boy! They’re not going to believe what they’re facing first. See you next time on Total… Drama… GAIDEN!”
The camera zoomed out to show the island before it cut.
REMAINING CAMPERS
Wilthering Wolves: The Governor — Eve Wilkins — Kasane Teto — Mr. Muffin — Jack-O Valentine — Ruby Hoshino — Franky Franklin
Berserker Bear: Satoru Gojo — Choi Nam-Ra — Power — Nabiu — Jan Kandou — Gex the Gecko — Roronoa Zoro
Notes:
There. That's all for today's chapter. I just thought of Zoro joining TDI because he got lost would be funny, so I did it.
Anyway, do you want to bet on who's winning the million dollars?
Chapter 4: Ep. 2 - "Hide and Scream"
Summary:
Campers play hide and seek with laser rifles to shock people.
Notes:
Yeah, the future episode is gonna be way shorter than this now, lmao. I was planning to make each Gaiden episode short anyway.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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“Last time on Total Drama Gaiden! Fourteen new victims—I mean, campers were briefly introduced to the latest remote island. And then, there’s Zoro. Who was apparently lost and bumped the list up to fourteen instead. Who cares! More people, more merry! The campers are facing their first challenge soon, and who will be out today? Find out on this episode of Total. Drama! GAIDEN!”
[INTRO]
The Wolves entered their cabin for the first time and still got a similar vibe to the cabins in Camp Wawanakwa.
“It’s still rancid and ugly,” the Governor sighed. “Like the one in Wawanakwa.”
“Eh, I’ll get used to it,” Franky said. “Surely you don’t live in a terrible state, right?”
“Hmm, I guess so,” The Governor shrugged.
“Wait, is it just the two of us on the men’s side?” Franky said.
“I recall there was another one with us, but who the hell is it?” The Governor replied.
“So, who wants to eat me?” Muffin happily exclaimed.
They looked down to notice Mr. Muffin, waving his arms happily, waiting to be eaten.
“We’re not eating you,” The Governor deadpanned.
“Yeah, you’re a living thing,” Franky sighed.
“Not to mention the worst fact that he’s with us,” The Governor grumbled, followed by an informant with a nod.
“But I wanna die!” Muffin yelled.
Those guys decide to ignore him.
(CONFESSIONAL) MUFFIN:
“Why does no one want to eat me?”
(CONFESSIONAL) GOVERNOR:
“Winning the challenge with this guy as your teammate would be complicated.”
Meanwhile, on the female side of the Wolves’ cabin.
“So, you’re an idol too?” Ruby gasped.
“Yes, I’m actually a program, though,” Teto muttered.
“How are you standing here? Aren’t you a program?” Ruby asked.
“But there’s a walking lizard, a blueberry mage, and a muffin. I don’t think this one’s odd enough,” Jack-O said.
“Sorry, forget about that stupid question, erm…” Ruby wasn’t sure what to discuss next.
“Are you really an idol? If so, which group?” Teto asked.
“Have you heard of B-Komachi?” Ruby asked them.
“I don’t think I do,” Eve claimed.
“Same,” Jack-O followed by.
“Well, you guys are from a different dimension, so, understandably, you won’t know such things!” Ruby said.
She got closer to Teto.
“Do you think we could collaborate someday? Hehe…” Ruby whispered.
“I dunno… I only collaborated with Miku,” Teto shrugged. “But I’ll tell you when I've made up my mind.”
“Well, those girls got along already. Are you alright?” Jack-O asked Eve.
“I’m fine. Nice to meet you, Jack,” Eve introduced herself. “I’m just some average high schooler.”
“Huh? A normal person? No power or anything?” Jack muttered.
“Nah, no way, I don’t have any of those,” Eve lied.
(CONFESSIONAL) EVE:
“As I mentioned before, I can’t just show off my superpower right now because that’s just a free ticket to becoming a number one threat. Yeah, I’m saying this because Chris was already aware.”
Alright, we’re finally moving toward the other team. Mainly on the female side of the Bears’ cabin.
“Eugh, this room smells gross,” Power cringed. “I bet the food in this dump sucked as hell!”
“You’re not… wrong about that. After watching many Total Drama seasons, most of them were just gray cement,” Nam-Ra pointed out.
“Mhm,” Nabiu nodded as she took a note.
Power smelled something, then looked toward Nabiu.
“You’re a blueberry, right?” Power asked.
The mage nodded with a smile.
“Can I eat you?” Power asked the blueberry mage.
“No,” Nabiu answered quickly.
“But I heard the food sucked here! I need some good, fresh meal,” Power said.
Nabiu summoned her wand.
“Step back!” Nabiu threatened the devil.
“No! I wouldn’t let them run away!” Power summoned her hammer, made out of blood.
“Guys, please, don’t cause an unnecessary conflict,” Nam-Ra sighed. “We’re teammates.”
Nabiu ran behind the student as a cover.
“Help me,” She whispered.
“I-I— you gotta stop there. I know you joined this game for a reward, right…?” Nam-ra said. “If you… Keep up with this act. No doubt someone will send you out of the game immediately…”
“Blegh, fineeeee,” Power sighed and lay on her bed. “Humans are boring!”
“Didn’t think that would work,” Nam-ra said.
(CONFESSIONAL) NAM-RA:
“My teammates were interesting enough… there’s a half-human, half-devil girl who creates her weapon out of blood… that doesn’t go along with anyone, and there’s a blueberry mage, who seems friendly.”
Meanwhile, on the male side. Let’s just say it’s far more chaotic than the former side.
“Dude, this place feels like an old sock and fear! I’m at home!” Gex shouted.
Meanwhile, there’s just Gojo hanging on the bunk bed upside down.
“I dunno, man. I like more chaos,” Gojo added. “They keep the vibe interesting.”
“Yeah, CHAOS builds character!” Jan shouted. “Every push-up makes Jan stronger!”
And then there’s Jan, wearing nothing but pants made of leather.
“Calm down, jungle boy! We just got here!” Gex said.
“So he’s a martial artist and a caveman at the same time? Interesting,” Gojo thought.
“Man, I heard you were raised in the jungle, correct?” Gojo asked.
“That’s right! Jan used to grow up in the jungle with black & white bears!” Jan answered.
“I thought pandas only lived in China?” Gex pointed out.
“Gah, put your clothes back!” Zoro cringed. “Also, you three are loud as hell.”
“Oh, we have our grumpy swordsman,” Gex added. “Lighten it up, Zoro. This is the time for our first bonding event!”
“Bonding? I don’t even know who you guys are… or how I got here.” Zoro stated.
“You got lost here and agreed with Chris’s offer to join the game. You’re now standing here with us!” Gojo claimed.
“Oh… yeah, I remember that… I guess that’s a nice break from all the chaos I’ve been through,” Zoro replied.
“Well, he’s now the new piece of our bonding members,” Gex grinned.
Silence.
“Jan thinks your joke sucks,” he answered truthfully.
(CONFESSIONAL) ZORO:
“I suppose I’ll have to get used to my new crewmates.”
=
A few hours later. Every camper gathered in the cafeteria, and to the surprise of nobody, they were served with a freezing grey slop, it’s prepared by Chris.
“Chris, what the hell have you been feeding us with?” The Governor asked.
“You can heat that in the microwave,” Chris told him. “I think it’s still working.”
Gex tried to heat his ‘lunch’ in a microwave, and the food turned into a homemade grenade, exploding the microwave and leaving only a destroyed device with a trail of smoke. Nam-Ra was forced to cover her ears from the explosion.
“Okaaaaay, I hope you guys found a way to fix it! Anyway, have fun with your lunch! The challenge is coming in shortly! Better pack up with your lunch right now!” Chris ordered as he left the cafeteria.
“Unbelievable,” Zoro sighed.
“Do you guys know what that means?” Muffin happily announced.
“NO!”
“Somebody kill me!” Muffin begged.
“I guess we’ll find our food on our own,” Nam-Ra stated.
“YEAH! LET’S HUNT SOME BEAR MEAT!” Power yelled.
“Bear?! Are you crazy?!” Franky gasped.
The Blood Fiend had already left the cafeteria.
“She’s nuts. Leave her be,” Zoro said as he left the cafeteria.
“Where are you going?” Jack-O asked.
“I’m going to train,” Zoro claimed.
Gojo tapped his food, and it started to wiggle a little.
“Damn, it’s really that disgusting, just like those curses,” Gojo said. “I kinda lost my appetite. That sucks.”
“Same,” Ruby followed.
Suddenly, Nabiu has an idea!
“Lightning!”
Nabiu summoned a lightning strike with her wand against her lunch, tearing the ceiling open, and the slop is now a roasted turkey.
“Whoa! That was amazing, could you share it with us?” Teto asked.
Nabiu had already left with her food.
“Damn,” Teto pouted.
Meanwhile, Eve was looking around, hoping nobody paid attention to her. She used her power to transform the item into a healthy lunch.
“Time to eat.”
Suddenly, Jan.
“WAAAAH! It smells so good!” Jan sniffed the meal, acting like a curious child. Spooking Eve for a good second at his sudden appearance.
“WAH! Where did you come from?” Eve asked. “Also… It’s not yours.”
“But it smells tasty! Where did you get those from?” Jan questioned her.
“It’s… uh… I found it in this basket,” She showed him the fruit basket she had created earlier. “You can have it.”
“Guys! Eve is giving us free food!” Jan announced as everyone gathered.
“You know… I just found it weird there isn’t any chef present in the kitchen,” The Governor pointed out.
“Now that you mentioned it, I don’t see anyone inside,” Gojo added.
“They might be busy?” Nam-ra assumed.
“Yeah, that’s possible. He probably hated this job and served us this slop, then quit,” Franky claimed.
“Yup. Welcome to Total Drama, buddy,” Gojo chuckled.
“Fuck that! We’re raiding their kitchen, who’s with me!” Gex commanded.
Jack-O, Ruby, Gojo, Teto, and Franky raised their hands. Soon enough, they all entered the kitchen.
“The fruits right here…” Nam-ra called them out.
“Eh, just leave those kids by,” The Governor sighed.
(CONFESSIONAL) THE GOVERNOR:
“Finding a good ally would be a problem for me. From now on, I’ll try to get along with everyone first.”
“Hello, campers! I hope you’re all satisfied with your lunch because it’s time for your challenge!” Chris announced. “Head to the main area in a minute!”
“Aw, man. I couldn’t get a single bite,” Teto huffed.
“Yeah, like, zoinks, dude. Everything in the fridge is just moldy food,” Gex said. “I can’t build a sandwich tower with those ingredients.”
“The fruits were right here to feed all of us, now it’s your responsibility for ignoring the obvious,” The Governor told them.
All of them could only groan when the basket was empty.
=
Later, everyone gathered in the main area. Save for Nam-Ra dragging Zoro into the area without getting lost. Chris is standing between the tables, with one of them containing laser rifles and the other containing a body vest.
“You don’t have to pull me like that, kid,” Zoro grumbled.
“You know… It’s kinda weird to see you standing in the middle of nowhere without Chef Hatchet,” Jack-O pointed out.
“Yeah, the chef has been busy with other things, so I’m going solo for this season,” Chris sighed.
“What do we do with those things?” Eve asked.
“Good question! Today, we’ll be playing hide and seek! Classic, I know. Instead of tagging them, you will use this laser rifle to tag your target!”
“Isn’t this just a laser tag game?” Gojo told him.
“Moving on,” Chris obviously ignored Gojo’s call. “One team will be playing as hiders, and the other will play as seekers.”
“How do you determine which team plays which role?” Teto asked.
“COME ON, I WANNA SHOOT PEOPLE!” Power yelled.
“Just to clarify. Those things don’t kill , right?” Ruby added nervously.
“I dunno, dude. Lemme try it out,” Chris said.
He took one of the laser rifles and shot Franky. The poor informant was electrocuted by the zap before it stopped and leaving him in ashes. He collapsed to the ground whilst foaming bubbles from his mouth.
(CONFESSIONAL) FRANKY:
“WHY ME?!”
“I could’ve sworn it was a harmless laser gun, but who cares! This will do and gain more shock for more ratings!” Chris announced.
“Chris. Our role,” The Governor reminded him.
“Oh, right! Uh…” Chris said. “I know the solution, campers! Eenie-miney-mo-which-one-of-the-team-shall-be-the-executioners?”
He pointed at the Berserker Bears.
“YES! I GET TO SHOOT PEOPLE!” Power raised her voice.
“Okay, you Bears people will be the seekers! And the Wolves will have to hide for an hour to win immunity. If the hunters catch everyone before the timer runs out, they’re safe instead,” Chris said.
The Bears cheered because they won’t potentially suffer like Franky, and the Wolves were groaning in agony.
“This is not cool!” Ruby pouted.
“YAY, somebody kill me!” Muffin yelled.
Everyone ignored him as usual. Time skip to everyone wearing their equipment, and they had to dress up the unconscious Franky, too.
“Why is the vest so god damn heavy?!” Jack-O grunted.
“Well, finding seven people on a huge island would take a lot of time, right?” Ruby said.
“Make it six. The muffin would just come up to them and beg to be eaten,” Teto grunted. “Seriously, why is he even here?! That’s one slot wasted for the other people who actually wanted to play!”
“I think it’s better for them not to interact with this game, with how extreme the challenges are,” Eve shrugged.
“Okay, Wolves! It’s kinda ironic that the wolves are being hunted since they were the one who usually hunts for their prey,” Chris joked. “You got a 5-minute head start to hide before I release the hunters! The winning team gets immunity and a reward ! The challenge begins… RIGHT NOW!”
Everyone immediately fled the scene, and Franky recently woke up from his unconsciousness.
“Ay, what did I miss…?” Franky begrudgingly asked.
“Your pals are hiding right now, and you've got four minutes and forty seconds to hide,” Chris told him.
“OH, NO! I GOTTA HIDE!” Franky panicked.
Franky immediately left.
“We’re going to wait, right?” Jan asked.
“He just said that,” Nam-ra reminded.
“Wah! Jan needs some action already!” Jan groaned.
“SAME! I need to KILL!” Power shouted.
“Whoa, whoa, simmer down, children. You can’t go out there to kill a single living thing,” Gojo said. “Or else the show will face dirty consequences.”
“Thank you, blind man!” Chris added. “Although I do enjoy torturing ‘em for ratings, killing them would’ve blown everything, especially that I won’t get more money!”
“Yeah, yeah, save with the ratings. I bet it will still end up with a one-star review,” Gex snickered.
“Alright, but your jokes still sucked compared to my wonderful show, so technically, I win,” Chris huffed. “The timer has run out for the hiders. Now you can scramble and have fun hunting!”
The host left.
“Two of them were heading that way. I’ll cover that part,” Gex said.
“Let Jan follow you, too!” Jan said.
“Erm… how about you go with that blueberry kid?” He pointed at Nabiu.
“Okay!”
“It’s simple, right? We just use this weird tech to tag our prey,” Zoro said.
“Yup,” Gojo smirked. “Okay, I think I remembered the three of them were heading west earlier. I can go there and fetch those guys.”
“A person is heading toward the north. I can take care of that one,” Nam-ra claimed.
“LET POWER DEMOLISH EVERYONE!” Power screamed as she ran off already.
“Uh… anyway, Zoro? Which group do you want to follow?”
Zoro was nowhere to be found.
“Dude, he was with us earlier!” Gex said. “Where did he run off to?”
“I think he already started to search for the hiders,” Nam-Ra assumed.
“Should we just split up, then?” Gojo said.
“Riki-riki! Let’s get wild together!” Jan shouted.
“Yay!” Said Nabiu with a hint of excitement.
(CONFESSIONAL) GEX:
“I really hope I don’t see that guy half-naked in my hunt.”
=
Gojo and Gex were investigating the woods together.
“Man, a huge island like this would be a problem for the seekers, and the fact that we have only one hour to catch everyone!” Gex groaned.
“Hey, hey, we’re winning this, just trust me, buddy,” Gojo smirked.
“The next thing you’re telling me is that one of the hiders will be found immediately!” Gex grunted.
“I was actually going to say that,” Gojo said.
“Who wants to eat me?!”
Gojo and Gex looked down to see Muffin. Gex was the first one to tag him with his laser rifle.
“Attention, Wolfies! Muffin has been caught in the hunting game! Six remain!” Chris announced through a loudspeaker.
“Welp, we got our first splat,” Gex snickered. “Did he not look for his hiding spot?”
“I mean, he was desperate to be eaten alive, so it kinda makes sense for him to approach us, expecting to eat him,” Gojo shrugged.
The two men left the muffin alone.
“HEY!”
“Just leave him be, dude,” Gojo sighed.
56 MINUTES LEFT
Franky had his snorkel on.
(CONFESSIONAL) FRANKY:
“I’m hiding underwater for the rest of the game! If Ellis can do it, then why can’t I?”
He submerged below the deck. Nabiu arrived at the dock. After inspecting her surroundings, she left.
Franky resurfaced to grin.
“Haha, I knew it!”
“I feel like someone talked below the deck,” another voice was heard nearby. “Something about… ‘Haha, I knew it!’”
“Oh, shit,” Franky said.
He submerged and swam a considerable distance away. Nam-ra took a peek under the deck, thinking there would be a snorkel floating around.
“I watched the last season, and I knew someone would try this trick,” The student sighed.
54 MINUTES LEFT
Jan and Power were together. Well, Power was alone for now, relying on her nose and strength to find her victim. Meanwhile, Jan was already half-naked, wearing only a loincloth, and was crouching in the brush like a tiger.
“Ugh. What is this? Why do you look like some weirdo caveman?!” Power was baffled.
“Caveman? I’m a jungle boy!” Jan retorted excitedly. “And we’re in the jungle!”
“Aren’t those the same thing or what?” Power asked.
“I don’t know what’s caveman,” Jan admitted. “But the jungle is strength, the jungle is LIFE!”
He does a tiger pose, causing the Blood Devil to groan as she is still dragging her feet with her rifle.
“You’re so noisy! How am I supposed to find anyone with you screaming about trees?” Power muttered. “Worse, they can hear us and flee from their spot already!”
“Niki-niki! You have to feel it in the blood, Power!” Jan grinned, making the demon groan.
A minute later. The demon was growing impatient.
“WHERE’S THE ACTION?! I NEED ‘EM!” Power wailed.
Well, she’s the one being loud now over not finding someone for 10 minutes. She got bored with searching for people.
“This is stupid! I’m done playing the seeker game!” Power grumbled.
“Okay, let’s talk about something else!” Jan suggested.
“About what? Hunt prey and kill them because you’re a starving dog?” Power assumed.
“Heck, no!” Jan pouted. “Okay, yes to hunting prey because Jan used to do that to play with Pandas! Not kill! Bado-bado!”
“Panda doesn’t live in China, caveman,” Power huffed.
(CONFESSIONAL) JAN:
“Waki-waki kunai! It’s the second time someone said this to Jan! There are pandas in the jungle of Japan!”
“What about you, huh?” Jan asked. “Do you hunt prey too?”
“Well… fine, uh, yeah,” Power huffed. “I used to hunt prey in the jungle as well. Grew up there alone. Starving. Killing beasts to feed myself until I found Meowy, then those mere humans, and now I’m hunting bad devil.”
“Meowy? Who?” Jan was intrigued, not caring about her demon business.
“It’s a cat. Do you not know what that is?” Power deadpanned.
“WHOA? You have a kitty? Is he big like my sensei?” Jan was suddenly excited and crept up close to her.
“Big? Meowy’s already grown bigger!” Power said. “At least you know that we’ve grown up in the same situation.”
“Great! That means… we’re now the jungle warriors!” Jan does a tiger pose again. “Or better… an alliance!”
“Man, you know what? You’re frickin’ crazy and I like ya!” Power laughed. “Well, sure, I got nothing to do anyway! And we’ll crush this stupid game!”
Unbeknownst to them, Teto had just snuck away from her hiding spot because of their constant yelling to reveal their location.
(CONFESSIONAL) TETO:
“They’re gonna be so dumbfounded when they realize they exposed themselves by yelling!”
50 MINUTES LEFT
Huff. Huff. Huff.
“Okay, I gotta keep running from those guys—”
OOF!
Franky bumped into the Governor.
“Watch where you’re going,” The Governor warned.
“EEEK! Sorry! I was running from those snipers,” Franky muttered.
“Get up,” The Governor sighed until he had an idea. “I got something to tell you.”
“Yeah? What is it?” Franky rubbed his neck.
“Well, I figured it would be the best time to form an alliance. And you sound like a good fit for it,” The Governor offered. “And I heard you were an informant, if I remember correctly.”
“H-Huh? Did I say that?” Franky gasped.
“You said it by yourself during the introduction,” The Governor pointed out.
“Ooooh, haha, right! Well, that’s a tempting offer…” Franky put his hand on his chin. “Is there someone else?”
“Nope. Just the two of us. I figured your talent would be quite useful at gaining information from the other team or threat,” The Governor told him. “Now’s your chance to join my little group.”
“Work… with you, huh? Hmmm…” Franky was stuck in thought. “Okay… I’m in then if it means to get both of us into the final two!”
“Heh, I figured you wouldn’t miss the opportunity. Welcome, Franky,” The Governor shook his hands.
(CONFESSIONAL) GOVERNOR:
“At least he was easy to recruit. I’m not sure if I’m actually planning to keep him until the finale. He can be useful at obtaining information.”
45 MINUTES LEFT
Eve was making sure that nobody was nearby after glancing for a minute; she hadn’t seen anyone.
“The coast is clear, and I’ll just need to be careful,” Eve sighed.
She built a tiny but hidden fort with her power. She snuck inside.
“You know, this feels like a good hideout… I might expand a little if someone else is crashing in,” Eve claimed.
“WHERE ARE YOU, GUYS?!”
She recognized the voice, and it belonged to the lost swordsman.
“Seriously, what am I supposed to do with this stupid tech?” Zoro held his laser rifle.
Silence.
“How do I use this again?”
He randomly fiddled with the rifle and unknowingly pulled the trigger. Zapping the squirrel nearby.
“This is why I only stick with swords,” Zoro grumbled.
Eve was watching from her hidden fort and noticed the swordsman shooting at anything.
That man’s gonna hurt people, and I’m not sure if that ammo could run out, Eve thought.
Zoro accidentally shot his rifle again; this time, it went toward Eve’s fort, breaking them open to expose the red-haired woman.
“Huh?”
Eve looked around.
Shit…
Eve immediately bolted off from the scene, and Zoro began to chase after her.
“Oh, there you are!”
A few minutes later.
“Damn, I lost her,” Said Zoro as he was standing on the peak of the mountain.
38 MINUTES LEFT
Ruby and Jack bumped into each other.
“Oh, hey!” Ruby said. “Didn’t think I would find you!”
“Shh!”
Ruby’s mouth was blocked by her hands. “Mmmfmmfmm?”
Jack looked up, and Ruby followed her gaze. There were Jack’s minions hiding in a tree to keep watch on the area, and would signal them if they detected any seekers.
“Sorry. I wanted a little peace,” Jack-O giggled. “They haven’t found us yet.”
“Those things… what are they?” Ruby asked.
“Oh, those ? They’re my little pumpkins,” Jack claimed.
“Really? Can I play with them or something?” Ruby asked. “I’m bored and don’t want to wait until the time is up.”
“Well… I never had anyone goof around with my minions,” Jack claimed. “Don’t worry. They won’t bite or something.”
“I was going to ask you that, but cool!” Ruby said.
“What was your idol group again? B-Komando something?” Jack asked.
“B-Komachi.”
“Right! Though… I wonder… how does an idol like you decide to join the game?” Jack asked. “I’m assuming you got a lot of wealth to keep yourself since you’re already a star.”
“True, but… well, my brother originally joined to participate in this game, but then he turned down the offer at the last second, claiming he had “other priorities.” Not wanting to wash the opportunity away, I insisted on joining instead,” Ruby claimed.
“Very brave of you for joining Total Drama!” Jack clapped.
“Eh, kind of like… stubbornness,” Ruby shrugged. “What about you, Jack? What made you want to join?”
“I have only joined because I was bored,” Jack admitted while shrugging.
“That’s… fair, I guess? Hey, about your pumpkins and that giant thing you sat on when flying… that’s not something that an ordinary human would have… what were you?”
“Erm… well…”
Ruby noticed her behavior when her smile had faltered.
“Sorry about that. Didn’t mean to pry you with that question,” Ruby apologized, trying to switch the topic. “OH! How about we discuss our dinner? I wonder what it will be—AUGH!”
She was zapped as someone shot her.
“Game over for you two, ladies!” Gex called out.
“Oops, gotta run! Sorry, Ruby!” Jack was alerted and made her run for it.
Jack had already left when Gex and Gojo arrived.
“Haha, check it out, man! I got another one!” Gex exclaimed from a distance.
“Good job, buddy,” Gojo snickered.
“What a bust,” Ruby huffed.
“Ruby has been found! Five more targets to find!” Chris announced.
“Ay, Ruby! Where’s the other girl?” Gojo asked as he was looking around his surroundings.
“Why would I tell my enemy where my friend was hiding?” Ruby pouted. “I think I already lost track of her.”
“Welp, that’s a loss,” Gojo patted her shoulder before leaving with Gex.
“Yeah, a loss, buddy,” Gex snickered.
30 MINUTES LEFT
“Campers! There are only 30 minutes left to find the hiders! Don’t slack off or else you’ll be up for elimination tonight instead!” Chris announced.
Teto had been avoiding the seekers plenty of times. She was hiding behind a tree when Nam-Ra was around, then hid inside the bush when Gojo and Gex walked past. She was struggling to find a good hiding spot.
“Come on! Where’s the good hiding spot? I’m not entering a cave and getting eaten by a bear!” Teto huffed.
“Riki-riki! Over there!” A familiar voice was heard.
“Crap, did I get caught?!” Teto gulped.
Turns out it was Jan demonstrating to Power how to play with a wild bear without getting mauled to death, and Power would probably kill it and then eat its meat.
“How is this playing with a bear?” Power deadpanned.
The bear was wrestling against the Red Gekiranger.
“Waaaah! So cool!”
Power could only scratch her head, and Teto sighed in relief from afar.
“Oh, those two again,” Teto sighed.
She hid behind the bush and took a peek at the seekers. The two of them were busy discussing the jungle with each other.
A few seconds later, they’re gone from her sight. Teto left her hiding spot.
“Hmph. I guess I really underestimated this challenge! Lalala~”
Suddenly, Nabiu showed up. Teto was going to run until she noticed something strange.
“How do you hold your rifle like that if your arms are nonexistent—”
POW!
“Yup, time to go!”
Teto makes her run for it as Nabiu misses her point-blank shot. The mage began chasing after her, shooting more lasers and missing everything.
(CONFESSIONAL) NABIU:
She opened her log, trying to find information on whether she could control the laser, but no result.
They eventually run into a big tree. Teto began circling, followed by Nabiu. The mage tries to outsmart her by going reverse, and Teto did the same without the mage knowing.
“HAH! You can’t catch me from here!” Teto taunted. “I’m always running in circles, and you won’t reach me, even if you did a full reverse!”
“‘Kay,” Nabiu said.
Nabiu used her wand to toss the big tree out of her way, catching Teto off guard.
“What the heck—”
PEW!
And Teto has been hit by a laser. Nabiu waved her goodbye before leaving.
“And that’s four targets down! Teto has been captured!” Chris announced.
(CONFESSIONAL) TETO:
“That is TOTAL bullshit! Do you really expect some blue bowling ball to lift the entire tree and zap me just like that?”
27 MINUTES LATER
“Why are you still with me?” The Governor said.
“What? Aren’t we supposed to stick together as a team?” Franky said.
“We’re playing hide and seek. If they found both of us, there would be fewer people to look for,” The Governor sighed. “We should separate.”
“Damn, I guess, you’re right. Sorry about that, hehe!” Franky chuckled.
“You’re just going to leave like that?” The Governor asked.
“What? It’s better if both of us were separated like you said,” Franky shrugged.
“Ah, I see, carry on…” The Governor ordered.
“Right on!”
Franky left the scene. The Governor sighed.
“Well, there’s still 20 minutes left until we win,” The Governor said. “Just have to make sure I can find a good spot to hide—”
POW!
“GRAH?!”
He was zapped and fell to the ground.
“I got him!” Power yelled.
“Whoa, niki-niki! We caught a big bado-bado!” Jan jumps in.
“HECK YEAH! SUCK ON THAT!” Power celebrated.
A loudspeaker rang.
“The Governor has been caught! It’s down to three remaining hiders to find!” Chris announced.
The man got up.
“Dammit,” The Governor mumbled in defeat.
“YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! POWER WINS! HAHAHAHAHAH!” She cackled as she left the area. “L, BOZO!”
“Yeah, sorry! We definitely had fun, right, Patchy the Pirate?” Jan grinned.
His eye twitched for a bit before regaining his composure.
“Hmph, I guess we did have fun,” The Governor exclaimed.
Jan followed her. The Governor could only sigh once again.
22 MINUTES LEFT
Eve found a new hiding spot by flying onto the tree.
“I’m sure nobody was capable of climbing up a tree to find me here,” Eve whispered.
She looked around from above, not a single person in sight.
“Well, I’m resting here until the time runs out… first, I need some snacks,” Eve said.
She turned some of the leaves into an edible snack to feed herself.
“Way better than whatever Chris was serving.”
20 MINUTES LEFT
Franky was sprinting around mindlessly from bush to bush because he thought the hiding spot was terrible. He stopped in his tracks, exhausted.
“Man, I’ve been running in circles,” Franky groaned.
Suddenly, he felt something pressed against his back.
“Hey, I found out… Wait… Who are you again? Which side are you on?”
It was Zoro, pointing his rifle at his body. Franky slowly turned around to face him.
“Uh… your teammate! I’m with the seekers, of course!” Franky lied. “I was really on your side! I’m Franky Franklin!”
“Franky?” Zoro gasped.
“Yup, that’s me!” Franky said smugly before realizing the final detail. “Oh, uh, I have lost my rifle on my way trying to catch those hiders earlier.”
Zoro was stunned.
“Uh… Zoro? You good?” Franky asked.
“You’re Franky? From the same Straw Hat crew? What the hell happened to ya, kid? You were a cyborg with huge metal arms, and now you got rid of all of that just to become some ugly hag?”
“UGLY HAG?!” Franky was offended.
“What the hell? I’m serious. Where the hell is your metal body?” Zoro narrowed his eyes. “You looked shrunken and looked like some washed-up salesman.”
“Watch where your mouth is going, you moss-haired caveman!” Franky shot back.
“Moss-haired?! Now you’re acting like Sanji!” Zoro gritted his teeth.
“I’ve been called for a lot of things, but nobody DISS this face!”
“What face? You looked like you were put in a dryer in high heat!”
“I’m an informant! Not whatever that sci-fi bullcrap!” Franky defended himself. “I’m Franky Franklin! Master informant, intelligence broker, and ladies’ men extraordinaire! Don’t make me tell you thrice!”
“Ladies’ men? Wow, you really spent a lot of time with Sanji,” Zoro sighed. “Now that’s two crewmates I can’t stand with.”
They continued bickering and throwing verbal insults at each other until Zoro finally realized something.
“Hold on… those vests… only the hiders wear them,” Zoro thought.
“Huh? Oooooh! That! Let’s call it some fashion statement,” Franky excused himself.
“Nice try, you’re lying,” Zoro unsheathed his swords.
“EEEK! HOLD ON! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CAPTURE ME WITH YOUR RIFLE!” Franky screamed.
Zoro immediately sheathed his swords and pointed his rifle toward the broker’s body.
“OH, WAIT! LOOK! THERE’S SANJAY BEHIND YOU! I FORGOT HIS NAME!”
“SANJI?! I’ll get him!” Zoro bought his lie and turned around.
Freeze.
He turned around, and Franky was running away from him, not out of his sight yet.
“HEY, GET BACK HERE YOU FRAUD!” Zoro yelled.
Franky was sprinting for his life. He turned around.
“Oh, man. That was tiring, I need a vacation or something after this,” Franky sighed.
Zoro did follow him. “GET OVER HERE, FAKE FRANKY!”
“FUCK!”
The informant continued to sprint, and he didn’t notice the new person in front of him.
“Heya, Franky—”
CRASH!
Both of them fell to the ground after the crash.
“Ow! That really hurts!” Jack groaned.
Before Franky could apologize to her properly. Zoro appeared out of the bush and aimed his rifle toward the informant.
“I found you!” Zoro shouted.
“WAH! SORRY!” Franky apologized and kept running.
Zoro just ran past Jack, completely ignoring her. Jack later got up in confusion.
“What was that for—”
ZAP!
Crash.
Gex’s laser zapped her. Gex and Gojo left their spot and grinned at their recent catch.
“Man, I was going to capture her,” Gojo whined. “You beat me to it!”
“Third catch in a day, baby! Better luck next time, Blindspot!” Gex mocked him. “And hey, I got the Valentine lady!” Gex laughed. “She can be my valentine!”
Silence.
“Okay, fine! We keep looking for the others!” Gex hummed.
“That’s what I wanted to hear!” Gojo grinned.
“Jack has been caught! Two targets left!” Chris announced loudly.
15 MINUTES LEFT
“Fifteen minutes… I can take it…” Eve hummed. “I gotta keep watch on my surroundings.”
Eve was chilling inside a tree until she heard a scream. She took a peek, and it was Franky.
“Franky?” Eve whispered.
Zoro was chasing him.
“Oh, him… I thought he’d be lost again,” Eve joked.
Meanwhile, below the tree.
“Huh?”
The person smelled someone through a scent, and the source was inside a tree. They aimed their rifle…
Eve was still watching Franky screaming like an idiot.
“Franky… if you keep screaming like that, you’d be caught—AAH!”
Eve was zapped and fell off a tree, landing with a huge crash.
“Oh no, did I hurt you?” The seeker said worriedly.
Eve had recovered from the zap.
“Agh! Who caught me?” Eve asked.
It was Nam-ra who caught the unlucky hidden superhero.
“You? I was expecting someone like Gojo or Jan…” Eve said.
“Sorry, I just… thought something was inside a tree when I heard a creaking noise,” Nam-ra claimed. “I’m sorry for hurting you as well…”
“I guess I wasn’t being careful enough,” Eve sighed as she got up. “Don’t worry about it, I’m still good to move.”
Nam-ra nodded, and before she could leave.
RIIIING!
Nam-ra clutched her ears again when Chris announced that Eve had been caught, leaving Franky as the last hider.
“A-Are you alright?” Eve asked.
“I’m fine! Nothing’s wrong… I just have very sensitive ears,” Nam-ra claimed.
Eve could only nod.
13 MINUTES LEFT
“Gah, my back!” Franky winced.
“I’m coming for you!”
“Shiiiiiit, uhhh, think, Franky, think!”
Later.
“Damn, where’s that fraud hiding at?” Zoro growled.
He noticed a slight movement nearby. He grinned and approached the person, assuming it was Franky.
“Alright, there you are—”
It was Franky wearing a beard and using a cane to disguise himself as an old man. The swordsman raised his eyebrow in suspicion.
“Hmm…”
He looked closer to the ‘old man.’
Please… Franky begged inwardly.
“What’s with that nasty stare?! These young’uns never respect their elders…” Franky tried to fit in as an old man.
“Hey, old man,” Zoro greeted, causing Franky to freeze.
“E-Eh, s-speak up, who’s there, sonny?” Franky muttered.
“Have you seen an ugly man wearing a vest? His name was Franky,” Zoro asked.
“Ooooh, that rascal ran that way…!”
The ‘old man’ pointed in the opposite direction to drive the swordsman away.
“Huh, thanks, old man,” Zoro actually thanked him. “You’re less annoying than the target I know.”
He left in that direction. Franky immediately ran off.
(CONFESSIONAL) FRANKY:
“How did this stupid plan work?! Seriously! Maybe I am indeed the master of disguise!”
10 MINUTES LEFT
Franky reached the main area.
“Ugh, man! I can’t believe I’m the last hider in this game!” Franky grunted. “There are 10 minutes until I win for my team.”
He looked around his surroundings. “Actually, this might be the best spot for me to hide!”
He tried to hide behind a rock. “Wait a minute, this is stupid.”
He’s trying to climb onto a tree and hilariously fails as he slips back down.
“Ough…”
Then something slipped into his mind.
“OH! Maybe if I had gone hiding underwater again. Nobody will check this time!”
He was going back to the water, but he spotted Nam-ra guarding the dock.
“Abort!”
When he turned around, he saw that Gex and Gojo were behind and hadn’t noticed him, and on his right, Power and Jan were doing whatever they’re doing in the woods, leaving Franky with no choice.
“Argh, where the hell am I hiding?!” Franky grunted.
He noticed he was standing near his team’s cabin.
“Maybe I can lie under the bed and—”
Zoro comes out of the cabin, looking distraught.
“Dammit… uh… OH!”
He decided to hide under his team’s cabin and put on some leaves to hide his face.
“This is stupid, but I hope this one works…” Franky whispered to himself.
“Attention campers! You have less than 10 minutes to find Franky!” Chris warned.
“Damn, where is the final girl?” Gojo rubbed his hair.
“Who knows! Maybe he was really far away from our position!” Gex said. “Or he’s playing a spy game with us.”
Franky noticed plenty of seekers were walking past the cabin where he was hiding.
6 MINUTES LEFT
Jan and Power were trying their best to look for Franky.
“Gosh, this is boring! We already caught someone, let’s screw out and have a break!” Power yawned.
“Jan hasn’t found the last bado-bado yet!” Jan pouted as he was standing on a tree branch.
He noticed a slight movement from a bush.
“Shh! Jan found something!”
Power tilted her head as Jan jumped down and approached the bush. He heard some humming inside.
“FOUND YOU!”
He ripped the bush open… and saw Nabiu playing around with her acorns with magic, making her spooked.
“Sorry,” Jan apologized and left her.
“Great, we found nothing!” Power groaned.
“Look! Our wild friends are hanging out in the main area!” Jan called out. “Let’s meet them!”
“Fine,” Power huffed.
5 MINUTES LEFT
Literally everyone except for Nabiu had gathered. Yes, Zoro was here, surprisingly.
“Has any of you found a lead to find Franky?” Nam-ra asked.
“NO! I don’t care anymore. Power already captured someone!” Power grunted.
“I haven’t,” Jan sighed.
“Same,” Gojo shrugged.
“Hmph, tell me about it. I almost had Franky twice and lost him,” Zoro hissed. “Also, put on your damn clothes!”
They looked at Jan, wearing leather pants and smeared in mud.
“Yeah, even Nabiu caught someone,” Gex claimed. “But still not enough than me who had caught three people, ohoho!”
“We don’t care, salamander!” Power groaned.
“Why are we even here for a meeting?” Nam-ra said. “We should spread out.”
“I think all of us had met coincidentally and decided to hold a meeting,” Gojo shrugged.
“SERIOUSLY! WHERE’S THE UGLY HAG?! I’m booooooored!” Power groaned.
“I’m sure Chris will be nice enough to give us a hint for the last hider!” Gex claimed.
“I find that hard to believe,” Zoro huffed.
Franky was suddenly shaking nervously. “Please… win…”
1 MINUTE LEFT
“Okay, campers. Since your lazy butts couldn’t find the last man. Your only clue is that he’s hiding around the main area!” Chris gave everyone a hint.
Suddenly, the main area was crowded again.
(CONFESSIONAL) FRANKY:
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—”
“YAY, A LEAD! LET’S HUNT THIS UGLY MAN DOWN!” Power celebrated.
“I thought you gave up on searching?” Jan tilted his head.
“Yeah, but I changed my mind already! Let’s go!” Power gritted her teeth.
“Come on! We already looked around this area, and Zoro got lost again!” Gex huffed.
“Ok,” Nabiu reacted.
“YOU! When did you show up?” Gex asked.
“Right now?” Nabiu replied.
“Has anyone investigated the cabins?” Nam-ra suggested.
Silence.
“You’re right. Let’s search the cabins and go wild!” Jan followed her.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease, spare me! Franky begged.
He already noticed some of the seekers surrounding the cabin where he was hiding. None of them had looked under it yet.
30 SECONDS LEFT
“Hey! I can’t find him in his cabin!” Jan replied.
“Then look for our team cabin! This guy will die in the meanest way possible if he invades our privacy!” Power suggested.
“That guy was smart enough not to hide in his team’s cabin,” Gojo shrugged.
“We’re investigating outside, you guys will check the other cabin,” Nam-ra suggested.
20 SECONDS LEFT
“OKAY, WHERE IS HE?!” Power complained.
“He’s not here, waki-waki!?” Jan rubbed his hair in agony.
“Gah, this is useless. Oh, well, I’m going to take a nap,” Power snored. “I don’t care anyway, since I have already caught someone, so I’m safe from being voted out!”
She slept on her bed. Jan shrugged and left her.
10 SECONDS LEFT
“Gex. I feel like we’re missing something obvious,” Gojo was talking near Franky.
“Oh, yeah? What is it, pal?” Gex said.
“I—uh, never mind… Forget I said anything,” Gojo sighed in frustration.
“Dammit, dude. You just wasted the worth of five seconds!” Gex growled.
“Yeah, sorry about that, pal,” Gojo apologized.
Gojo and Gex moved until they were no longer in Franky’s sight.
5 SECONDS LEFT
Franky sighed in relief. He was about to feel peace at the sorcerer’s departure—
CRACK!
Gojo suddenly peeked under the porch with a big grin and a laser rifle pointed at him.
“PEEK-A-BOO!”
Girly scream.
DING!
“And that’s it! The bears have captured everyone! The Wolves were just one second away from winning their first challenge!”
“You’ve got to be joking,” The Governor sighed.
“So close,” Teto groaned.
“Aw, what happened?” Ruby said. “We were a second left from winning!”
“Gah?! Where did you puny humans come from?” Power grunted.
“We were waiting in our cabin until the game was over,” Eve answered.
“Yeah, can you imagine our reaction when Zoro barged into our cabin with his swords?” Ruby said.
“I was lost,” Zoro shrugged.
“You see that, Gex? I finally caught someone!” Gojo strikes a pose.
“That’s only a person! I’m still the overall winner for catching three of them!” Gex snickered.
“Berserker Bears! Congratulations on winning your first challenge, while the poor Wolves will lose one of their herds tonight,” Chris grinned.
“Man, I can’t wait! Is it TV?” Gex wished.
“No!” Chris retorted. “Instead, you will get to enjoy… this!”
They get a jar of pickles.
“Dude, you’re in some kind of pickle right now,” Gex hummed.
“Yeah, have fun with your dinner. For the Wolves… You have a few hours to decide who to boot at the elimination!” Chris told the losers.
“Is it a vote on who shall die tonight?” Muffin gasped.
Everyone looked down at the living muffin with a deadpan expression.
(CONFESSIONAL) RUBY:
“Gee, I sure wonder who’s going home tonight.”
=
Every Wolves member gathered at the campfire, and Chris was standing near the fire pit with a tray of six marshmallows. It wasn’t about the lack of the chef’s presence; it was the giant roller coaster loop in front of them.
“I don’t think I have seen that thing when we arrived at this island,” The Governor stated.
“Yeah… wait… you’re right!” Franky backed him up.
“What’s with that giant roller coaster?” Ruby pointed out.
“Oh, that’s very special and only the eliminated camper will get to ride one!” Chris giggled.
“Is this one of your elimination methods?” Jack assumed.
“Maybe, I’ll introduce the Merry-Go-Whirl to tonight’s loser,” Chris shrugged. “But since Chef Hatchet isn’t here for an indefinite amount of time . I will take care of most of his work tonight.”
“No call out for our failure or anything?” Eve asked.
“No, that’s Chef’s business, well, no wonder things got boring here!” Chris huffed.
He picked up a marshmallow.
“If I called your name. You’re safe and get to enjoy a marshmallow; if not, then you’ll be riding on the Merry-Go-Whirl for the first and last time! The first marshmallow goes to… Teto.”
“Eve.”
“Jack-O.”
“Ruby.”
“And Governor.”
Franky nervously gulps, and Muffin smiles.
Franky and Muffin. One of you will be leaving with four votes… well, knowing it would be obvious, I’m still gonna make it dramatic. The final marshmallow goes to…”
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“Franky! You barely made it out alive. Mr. Muffin, it’s time for you to go.”
Nobody was surprised, and Muffin was really happy.
“It’s time!” Muffin said.
“No, you’re not getting eaten, Muffin. You will ride the Merry-Go-Whirl,” Chris deadpanned.
“Aw, what?! Why?! I thought I would be eaten!” Muffin whined.
“Please, you don’t have to do this, Muffin!” Jack pleaded.
“Huh?”
“You have so much to live for! Think of everything you can do in here, like playing games, making friends, or imagining every breakfast buffet you could attend! Not be!” Jack claimed. “Back me up on this one, guys! Dying is bad, right?”
“UH… yeah! Dying’s bad, and I had experienced it once…” Ruby said quietly. “Don’t worry, though, I’ve moved on.”
“What do you mean you died once—you’re bluffing,” Franky accused.
“But, I’m a muffin! My entire purpose was to be eaten!” Muffin responded.
“Trust me, you don’t want to…” Eve sighed.
“Please…” Muffin pleaded.
“You have friends here! How would they react if you died? They would feel sad!” Jack told him.
“We didn’t even talk to him—”
“SHHH!”
Muffin was stuck in thought before looking at Jack again.
“You’re right! Maybe dying isn’t so bad. I want to keep living!” Muffin said.
Everyone blinked.
“To be honest, I didn’t think that worked,” The Governor complimented. “Congrats for having some sense.”
“Yeah, only if you girls had done that earlier, and we might’ve won,” Franky sighed.
“Don’t worry about it! I deserve this elimination, and I wanna explore the world now, thanks to Jack!” Muffin claimed.
“There! Now, that’s what I wanted to see! I’m so proud of your development.”
Power arrives.
“DID SHE JUST—” Ruby gasped.
Power had already fled the scene, leaving Chris and the Wolves in shock.
“THIS CUPCAKE TASTES HORRIBLY THAN THE PICKLES!” Power’s distant scream was heard.
Awkward silence.
“Okaaay, I guess Muffin is considered *missing* now.” Chris does an awkward chuckle.
Nobody laughs.
“More like dead,” The Governor shot back.
“Well, yeah, technically, he’s dead. But he exists as food, and food is meant to be consumed.” Chris retorted.
They kept an eye on him.
“Oh, fine ! I’ll deal with this matter, probably, and you guys can head back to your cabin now,” Chris pouted.
Everyone left.
“What a shocker. Well, it was his downfall to begin with when he approached the seekers and offered himself to be eaten instead of doing the challenge. I’m sure not a single person would care about him, and he’s definitely happy that his wish has been fulfilled. The worst part is that I didn’t get to use Merry-Go-Whirl! Okay, maybe next time! 13 campers remain! Who will be going out next? Find out on the next episode of Total. Drama! GAIDEN!”
[END]
CONFESSIONAL VOTES
Governor: “This was such a waste of a spot.” (MUFFIN)
Muffin: “If I ‘won’ the vote, then who knows, maybe I’ll finally die as a punishment!” (MUFFIN)
Jack-O: “I feel bad for the other guy who wasn’t chosen to participate, and the muffin gets to take their spot instead.” (MUFFIN)
Ruby: “I have nobody else in mind.” (MUFFIN)
Teto: “On EVERYBODY's soul, we’re voting this muffin man.” (MUFFIN)
Franky: “Please, I can’t just go because I was one second away from winning! Muffin should leave!” (MUFFIN)
Eve: “You know, I’d go for someone else, I think, as a threat, but getting rid of someone who begged to be eaten would make the challenge easier.” (MUFFIN)
ELIMINATION ORDER
14th - Mr. Muffin - Wilthering Wolves (7-0)
REMAINING CAMPERS
Wilthering Wolves: The Governor — Eve Wilkins — Kasane Teto — Jack-O Valentine — Ruby Hoshino — Franky Franklin
Berserker Bears: Satoru Gojo — Choi Nam-Ra — Power — Nabiu — Jan Kandou — Gex the Gecko — Roronoa Zoro
Notes:
Now we have our first actual death in my Total Drama-verse. At least Muffin’s wish to be eaten has been fulfilled, even if he changed it in the last minute.
Chapter 5: Ep. 3 - "Wheel of Disgustingness"
Summary:
Wheel of Misfortune, but food-themed.
Notes:
>Yeah, I'm gonna make a shorter chapter from now on.
>4.5k words.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Last time on Total Drama Gaiden! Two teams had settled into their cabins and enjoyed their breakfast as usual. The first challenge they were fighting for was a jar of pickles, which was a simple game of hide and seek. The Wolves were sent into hiding, and the Bears have gone hunting. Jan and Power have bonded over growing up in the woods, and then we’ll just cut straight to the good part. Franky had been messing around with the seekers by playing tricks against the lost swordsman, and he was the last survivor in the game. Unfortunately, he was a second away from winning when Gojo crashed in with a surprise! Muffin was the first camper to be booted and… had some errors during his departure. Don’t worry, Muffin’s fine or anything! He’s safe now! Trust me! Anyway, we’re down to thirteen campers left, who will be going home next? Find out on this episode of Total. Drama! GAIDEN!”
[INTRO]
Almost everyone gathered in the cafeteria. They’re not eating the microwaved slop provided by Chris.
“Why are we even here if we didn’t want to eat it?” The Governor muttered.
“I don’t know, Chris always calls us to come here,” Franky sighed. “You guys were lucky that you won a literal food yesterday!”
“Eugh, I don’t like pickles!” Gex cringed. “There’s a reason why we threw them away.”
“YOU THREW THEM AWAY?! IT’S STILL FOOD!” Franky yelled.
“Gooood morning, campers!”
It was Chris.
“I see that our chef hasn’t arrived once again!” Chris grunted. “Seriously. Where the hell is he?”
“I’m here, Chris.”
Chris turned around and saw the man he was looking for. He had a bowl haircut and a mark on his face.
“Finally! The chef is here! Where have you been, Mash?”
“Oh, uh, I was busy with other things,” Mash shrugged. “I apologize for not being present yesterday…”
“Yeah, yeah, I get it, dude. You were training as usual,” Chris sighed.
“That man doesn’t look like a cook,” The Governor murmured.
“Yeah, he’s kind of… a magic student?” Jack assumed.
“Damn, we got a Harry Potter? I mean, Harry Squatter ,” Gex snickered.
“So… can you actually cook something for us?” Ruby asked.
“Yes. It isn’t that hard. I had cooked plenty of times,” Mash admitted.
“Let’s see if your little story came true,” The Governor sighed. “Well then, our group’s hungry. Gotta feed them something right now.”
“Alright,” Mash replied politely.
The chef put on his hat and entered his kitchen to begin cooking. They could smell good stuff outside.
“Whoa, it… Smells nice,” Eve admitted.
“Indeed,” Nam-ra added quietly.
“That guy must’ve had a rat hidden inside his hat and controlled him like a pro chef!” Gex accused loudly.
“We don’t care about your weird jokes,” Franky grunted.
“No, that’s wrong! I’m serious about a possible Ratatouille reference!” Gex replied.
Silence.
(CONFESSIONAL) GEX:
“Man, you guys are very uncultured!”
Mash exits the kitchen with a tray.
“Hooboy! I smell peak!” Franky drooled.
It was a plate of cream puffs.
“I could’ve sworn you were cooking a stew based on the smell,” Eve claimed.
“Yeah, that’s the stew,” Mash admitted as he was eating a cream puff.
“Are you serious? That’s not a stew,” Gojo added.
“I dunno, I was cooking a stew and it turned out like this,” Mash shrugged.
Nam-ra tried one of the puffs and began chowing the rest of it.
“It’s… good,” Nam-ra was surprised.
“Lemme try it,” The Governor offered. “This tastes… like a beef stew?”
“Uh, yeah, I said I was making a stew,” Mash muttered.
“Damn, it’s so good! Way better than Chef Hatchet’s cooking!” Gex said. “Bravo, Ratatouille!”
“Rat-ta-tat—what?” Mash tilted his head.
After a few minutes of eating goods. Gex had remembered something.
“WHERE is Gojo anyway?” Gex talked to himself.
“And the rest of our teammates,” Nam-ra sighed.
“We’re missing Teto,” Ruby shrugged. “I wanna go see her again.”
Jan was watching the bear cubs playing around in the woods.
“Riki-riki! New friends to play!” Jan said excitedly.
“Oh, whatcha got here, jungle buddy?”
He turned around to see Gojo with a curious look.
“Niki-niki! A new wild man?” Jan said excitedly.
“Uh, no, I’m just a man ,” Gojo replied. “What are you doing here?”
“Jan’s going to play with those bears!” He pointed at the cubs.
“Sounds fun. They don’t sound harmless… what about their mother?” Gojo asked.
“Yeah, that’s what Jan has been wondering!” Jan assumed. “Probably busy catching dinner for her cubs!”
“Sounds fair,” Gojo hummed.
Power appeared with a slab of meat, and she was covered in blood.
“Oi, eat this, jungle boy,” Power mumbled.
Jan took a sniff before chewing it. Really liking it. Power also does the same.
“So nice! I can eat this all day! By the way, are you covered in tomato?” Jan asked.
Power replied. “Who the heck knows?”
Gojo was a little weirded out. “Where did you get that from?”
“I killed a bear!” Power whispered to him as she was grinning.
“You’re just gonna eat ‘em raw?” Gojo raised his eyebrow.
“Heck yeah! We’re being wild for a reason!” Jan cheered.
“Mhm, now get our belly full!” Power commanded.
As the two were enjoying the meal. Gojo looked at the bear cubs again, remembering that Power revealed that she had killed a bear for them to eat.
“You don’t happen to kill a mother bear of two, right?” Gojo whispered.
“Huh? What mother bear?” Power’s voice was muffled.
“Bear of what?” Jan was munching on his meat.
“Uh… Never mind,” Gojo shrugged. “Have fun with your… breakfast.”
(CONFESSIONAL) GOJO:
“Man, I feel bad for those cubs. They will grow up wondering where their mother has gone off to.”
“Attention campers! Head to the amphitheater for your next challenge!” Chris announced through a megaphone.
“Amphitheatre?” Ruby gasped. “You don’t mean… The singing contest?!”
“I hope so,” Teto said. “Looking forward to working with you!”
“To feel hopeless. I think we’re gonna be playing something involving wheel of lucks,” The Governor answered.
“That too,” Nam-ra followed by.
Everyone had gathered at the amphitheatre, and it was strangely empty. Zoro was the only camper who hadn’t arrived yet.
“He got lost again?” Chris deadpanned.
“Uh-huh,” Eve answered.
“Hey, blueberry! Do something!” Chris called Nabiu.
“Okay!” Nabiu agreed to help.
Nabiu used her staff and broke a few trees just to pull Zoro with her magic. Several campers cringed at the sight of destruction, and Chris wasn’t fazed at all, having gotten used to the island being destroyed by certain things. A few minutes later, Nabiu managed to snatch Zoro back.
“Damn, I swear if it's one of those Marine—oh, it’s just you,” Zoro calmed down.
“Marine?” Teto asked.
“Nothing,” Zoro huffed. “Is this the amphitheatre?”
“Yes, it is, Zoro,” Chris answered.
“Good. What do we do here?” Zoro asked.
They looked at Chris, demanding he explain. Chris grinned.
“Welcome to… Wheel of Disgustingness!”
“Wheel of… what?” Power said.
“Disgustingness.”
“Yeah, but what is it about?” Power asked.
“Oh. Well, I heard you guys needed lunch, right?” Chris grinned.
“I don’t like where this is going,” Eve sighed.
“Yeah? And this challenge is going to ruin your appetite or not,” Chris shrugged. “For this challenge, one member from their team will step up, and I spin the wheel to decide which dessert you will be eating. If you swallowed everything, you get a point. If you didn’t finish it or vomit, then no point for you!”
Mash was carrying a giant wheel with one arm and placed it on the ground gently. It had at least a hundred kinds of ‘unique dishes’ being covered by a cloche.
“How did he carry that with one arm?” Jack asked.
“And none of them had fallen???” Nam-ra questioned.
“Muscle,” Mash replied before leaving in a hurry.
“Probably gone to another training session. First team to reach five points wins immunity, and the losing team will have to send someone home tonight! First round… Franky for the Wolves, and Zoro for the bears!”
“Oh, great,” Franky gulped.
“Hey, again,” Zoro said in a scary tone.
“If there’s no objection, then I will start spinning the wheel! First dish coming right up!” Chris spun the wheel.
DING!
Franky and Zoro were praying that their dish wasn’t that horrid. Zoro was the first to remove the cover, and it was a brown smoothie.
“Do you think it’s a good time to ask what this was made of?” Franky asked.
“Huh, just a drink? Alright, I’ll take it,” Zoro chugged them. “It tastes… strange.”
“Yeah, it’s a smoothie made with a hundred cockroaches!” Chris chuckled.
Zoro held his hand to his mouth as he ran toward the bathroom.
“Well, no point for you guys,” Chris announced, causing the Bears to groan. “Let’s see what kind of dish Franky will have!”
Franky gulped and removed the cover. It revealed a hamburger filled with termites, rotten vegetables, fish, and an eyeball. Several campers were disgusted.
(CONFESSIONAL) JACK:
“I feel bad for this man.”
“Aw, what the HECK is this?!” Franky was disgusted.
“It’s your junk food!” Chris laughed. “Well? Wanna score a point or no?”
Franky was considering dropping out of eating the ‘hamburger’ until he noticed the Governor’s glare, although it didn’t have malicious intent.
“Argh, screw it!” Franky took the burger.
After 10 minutes of chewing the absolute hell dish. He finally managed to finish them without vomiting.
“Ugh…”
“Good work, Franky! I knew you would like them!” Chris announced. “One point for the Wolves! May we begin the second round: Nam-ra for Bears and Jack for Wolves!”
(CONFESSIONAL) FRANKY:
“I scored a point for our team! I hope that secure my position tonight if we lose!”
He began to puke in the bucket.
Two girls stood between the wheel, and Chris spun it.
After it landed. Two girls uncovered their dish. Nam-ra has a plate of larvae, and Jack has a slice of ‘cake’ made of dirt.
“Oh-ho! A dirt cake and a plate of maggots . You guys will love it!” Chris said smugly.
“Egh… I’ll do my best,” Jack sighed.
“I see a dozen of them… this shouldn’t be heard,” Nam-ra stated.
Jack was eating them slowly and was grossed out; meanwhile, Nam-ra ate everything with no problem and scored a point for her team; a cheer was heard.
“One point for the Bears! Let’s see if Jack can finish it!” Chris said.
“There’s no time duration, right?” Jack asked.
“Yeah, no time limit,” Chris answered.
50 minutes later.
“Okay, we’re adding a time limit, and you will have one minute to finish everything now!” Chris groaned. “But you still finished it, so you scored a point for the Wolves! It’s 2-1!”
“At least I made it,” Jack shrugged.
“Third round! Ruby for the Wolves and Gex for the Bears!”
The two of them stood up, and Chris spun the wheel.
Once their dish had been decided. Ruby took her cover off, and it was a strawberry cupcake, and Gex had a living octopus to eat. The octopus lunged toward him.
“GAH! BAD SQUID!” Gex screamed.
The Bears were helping Gex to remove the octopus, save for Nabiu attempting to summon a thunderbolt until she was held back by Nam-ra. Ruby grabbed her cupcake and tried to take a bite.
“Careful, Ruby. That one seems suspicious,” The Governor warned her.
“What? It’s just an ordinary cupcake,” Ruby stated.
As soon as the cupcake made contact with her lips, it blew up, covering her face in ashes.
“GAH?!” Ruby was shocked and tried to wipe the ash off her face.
“Dammit,” The Governor sighed.
“Oops. You have fallen for a trap! What about Gex?” He looked at the gecko.
Well, the gecko wasn’t faring better as his teammates were still struggling to remove the octopus.
Ding.
“Welp, one minute is up! No more eating!” Chris said. “None of you scored a point for your team.”
“Oh, come on! How can you even finish an entire octopus in one minute?” Gojo hummed.
“He’s a living cartoon character. I’m sure he could do it,” Chris shrugged.
They finally got rid of the octopus, and Nabiu sent it far away.
“Okay, that was just rude!” Chris huffed. “Whatever. Fourth round! Gojo for Bears and Governor for Wolves!”
“I’m sure both of us will enjoy the challenge,” Gojo grinned.
“Same could be said to you,” The Governor huffed.
After the wheel was spun and the cover was removed. The Governor found a long, circular meat. After inspecting it closely, he took a bite.
Gojo was a lucky man when he only had to eat a slice of apple.
“Oh-ho, what a damn luck!” Gojo grinned as the Wolves began to groan.
“What the heck is this?” The Governor enjoyed the food.
“A bull’s penis—”
SPLAT!
He spat the food out of his mouth immediately.
“Okay, no point for you then!” Chris was pissed that he spat at him.
(CONFESSIONAL) THE GOVERNOR:
“Had I refrained from asking that . I might’ve scored a point and maybe traumatized for life.”
Gojo finished his apple, scoring a point for his team.
“We’re tied at 2-2! Three more to win the challenge, get your stomach ready!” Chris announced. “Fifth round! Jan for the Bears, and Teto for the Wolves!”
“Jan’s gonna eat his lunch, waki-waki!” Jan cheered.
“Bring it on, old man,” Teto retorted.
Chris spun the wheel, and their dish had been decided. Jan will be eating a single living puppy. Several campers were in awe.
“Oh, what a nice catch! Have fun with your meal!” Chris grinned.
(CONFESSIONAL) EVE:
“Honestly, I’ve faced a lot of crap in my universe, but this is just wrong with a hundred reasons.”
“Wah! Jan won’t eat that!” Jan backed out and was on the verge of tears.
“Are you seriously crying over an ant?!” Power gasped.
“It’s a DOG!” Franky screamed.
“Meh, I’m a cat person,” Power muttered.
“Welp, no point for the Bears,” Chris shrugged. “What about you, Teto?”
Teto had to eat an oyster. She was investigating carefully if it was another trap, but her teammates were already telling her to finish it because the time was running out soon.
“Done!” Teto said.
“Shell included,” Chris said.
“I’m outta here,” Teto gave up.
“That sucks. No points for both of you!” Chris hissed. “For the sixth round. Eve for the Wolves and Power for the Bears!”
“Heh, this challenge seems easy,” Power grinned.
“Sure,” Eve deadpanned.
Their dish has been picked by the wheel. The two of them took off the cover. Eve has a spaghetti of worms, and Power has a stew made of garbage.
“Ugh… this is just… yeah,” Eve cringed.
“Bleh! Not a single meat on sight!” Power was baffled.
Eve sighed. “Okay, I’ll do my best.”
She took a fork and began to eat them, cringing at everyone else.
(CONFESSIONAL) EVE:
“You know, I could’ve used my power, but I’m saving it for the sake of my game.”
Power was also eating her “stew.”
DING!
“Time’s up, ladies! Eve has barely finished her spaghetti worms, and Power was one bite away from securing a point!” Chris announced. “The Wolves are leading 3-2!”
Power grunted in dissatisfaction as Eve sighed in relief, clutching her stomach.
“Well, since the Wolves ran out of their members. We will repeat the order from the first person again, meaning Franky will have to play for the Bears, and the last Wolves member, Nabiu, for the seventh round!”
The host finished spinning the wheel for their dish.
Franky took off the cover, and a literal moose came out from it, and it was huge.
(CONFESSIONAL) TETO:
“HOW DID THAT THING FIT INSIDE A CLOCHE?!”
“Wah… NO! I’m not eating that!” Franky groaned.
However, Nabiu took off her cover and revealed an eldritch monster, screaming at the mage, causing everyone to hide.
“AAAAH, ZOWA-ZOWA!” Jan yelled.
“WE GOTTA LEAVE, SON!” Gex panicked.
“Hold on, I got this!” Power summoned her blood hammer. “Got some action to do!”
Instead, Nabiu simply used her wand to toss the monster away. She had gained a lot of XP for killing them.
“What the fuck, bruh?” Power deadpanned.
(CONFESSIONAL) GOJO:
“I wonder where that man got those kinds of ‘dish’ from? Would be funny if one of Sukuna’s fingers showed up.”
Chris didn’t move an inch during the incident. “No point for Nabiu! What about Franky?”
“Dude, I’m not eating that,” Franky sighed.
“That thing won’t harm you, I think,” Chris awkwardly tries to motivate the informant. “Not satisfied? Well, I’ll show you that it’s not harmful.”
He slapped its back, causing the moose to be angered and kick Franky into the sky with its hind legs.
“YOU’LL PAY FOR THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!” Franky yelled until his voice faded.
The moose had left the area.
“Erm, awkward,” Chris chuckled. “Eighth round! Zoro for the Bears and Jack-O for the Wolves!”
Jack stood up to the wheel, and Zoro…
“Has anyone seen Zoro?” Nam-ra asked.
“Oh, last I remembered… he went to find the bathroom after drinking a cockroach smoothie,” Gojo claimed. “He… hasn’t returned.”
“How come we didn’t notice his absence?” Nabiu asked.
“Too busy, I guess,” Power shrugged.
“It’s a skip then, not my fault that he was lost,” Chris cackled. “No point for the Bears, and Jack will perform.”
The Bears groaned as Jack’s dish was chosen. She had to eat a leech.
“Aw, no!” Jack cringed.
“WIN FOR US, JACK!” Teto screamed.
“You managed to finish a dirt cake; a leech shouldn’t be a problem,” The Governor said.
Jack gulped and began to eat it. After a few seconds of agony, she managed to swallow everything and showed the inside of her mouth to Chris.
“Good work, Jacko! That’s 4-2 for you guys! One more point and your team wins the challenge!” Chris grinned. “The Bears have some catch-ups to do.”
“What was Zoro’s dish anyway?” Jan asked.
Chris took off the cover, revealing a piece of a hot apple pie.
“He could’ve scored a point for us if he wasn’t lost!” Power gritted her teeth.
“Sucks for you, then. Do better next round!” Chris said. “Nam-ra for the Bears, and Ruby for the Wolves next!”
Chris spun the wheel the moment both of them stood between them. Their dish has been chosen. Nam-ra had a bowl of fish, and Ruby had a pizza made of bat's skins.
“I-I don’t think I’m eating this, I’m sorry,” Ruby sighed.
“It’s alright,” Eve shrugged. “They’re still far behind.”
“Nam-ra? Are you gonna eat the fish?”
Without hesitation, she immediately grabbed the fish and shoved it into her mouth; everyone’s jaw was left hanging open.
“I finished it. Did I score?” Nam-ra asked shyly.
“Yeah! 4-3 now!” Chris announced. “I had lost count for the round, but Gex should go for the Bears next, and the Governor for the Wolves.”
“Hooboy, what will I be eating today?” Gex licked his lips.
The Governor will have to eat a cow’s brain, and Gex will only have to drink a lemonade.
“Sweet, momma! I hit a jackpot!” Gex celebrated as he sipped his drink.
“If the Governor managed to finish his meal, he would win for his team,” Chris said. “Gex has scored a point, leaving 4-4.”
“I… abstain,” The Governor replied with a sigh.
The Wolves groaned.
“You ate a bull’s penis, I’m sure you can handle that—”
The Governor gave her a nasty glare, causing Teto to pout. “Whatever.”
Gex high-fived with Gojo, and he was next to go.
“Gojo for the Bears and Teto for the Wolves for this round!”
The wheel was spun, and they chose their dish. Teto has a plate of a living electric eel, and Gojo has a plate of rubber boots.
“Whoa, whoa, whoooooa. You’re expecting me to eat that ?” Gojo tilted his head.
“Hey, if Mr. Krabs can do it, then you can!” Gex snickered.
“Doesn’t help when I don’t see any deep fryer nearby,” Gojo admitted.
Meanwhile, Teto was electrocuted the moment she grabbed the eel. A minute later, nobody had eaten their meal.
“No points for both of you! Seriously!” Chris grunted. “Eve and Jan! You two are next!”
Eve will have a plate of maggot cheese, and Jan will have a plate of a single ant.
“Haw?” Jan tilted his head. “Just that little kitty?”
“It’s an ant,” Nam-ra corrected him.
“I… uh…” Eve gulped.
“Hmmm, Jan can’t do!” Jan shrugged and gave up.
“WHAT?!” Gex exclaimed. “Okay, I get the puppy, but no way you will abstain from eating an ant?”
“Ants are yucky,” Nabiu stated.
Jan was already standing by his team.
“Oh my god, bruh,” Gex said.
“I can’t eat it,” Eve gave up as well.
“No points once again!” Chris huffed. “You guys really have a terrible diet.”
“Gee, I wonder why,” Ruby said.
“Guys, I’m back,” Franky returned, looking rusty.
“Oh, good. You’re back! You’ll be up for this round against Power,” Chris claimed.
“AGAIN?! FOR THE THIRD TIME?! Ughhhh, come on! I just got back, and my ribcage was broken!” Franky complained.
Power taunted him. “I hope you lose this one, puny human!”
“Can it!” Franky huffed.
The wheel has chosen its dish. Franky will be eating a monkey’s brain stuffed inside a severed monkey head, and Power caught a familiar sight of something.
“AAAAW, NOOOOO—”
Franky had passed out from the sight of his meal.
(CONFESSIONAL) THE GOVERNOR:
“We’re doomed.”
“Huh…” Power said.
Apparently, she had to eat the mini version of the Bat Devil. Although it seemed harmless compared to… You know.
“YOU! YOU TRIED TO EAT MEOWY!”
The weird creature looked at Power in confusion.
“GAH!”
Power screamed and summoned her blood hammer.
“Wait. DON’T—”
CRASH!
The spinner was split into two, and a lot of dishes were ruined.
“What?” Power looked at her teammates, slinging her hammer on her shoulder.
Chris was not happy, obviously.
“Alright, that’s it! Just for breaking my beloved wheel, the Wolves win this challenge, and the Bears will have to boot someone out tonight!” Chris announced.
“Power! What was that for?!” Nam-ra said.
“Gex, analysis!” Gojo asked him.
“The Bat Devil tried to eat her pet cat once after failing to fulfill its order, but the cat’s fine!” Gex claimed.
“Oi, oi, that crap doesn’t deserve to live!” Power sneered.
“Waki-waki kunai! We lost the challenge and have to expel someone!” Jan scratched his hair in agony.
“Chris. Reward,” The Governor asked.
“Oh, did I mention that?” Chris replied.
Silence.
“Yeah, don’t think I did, no prize,” Chris shrugged.
The Wolves groaned, but at least they’re happy that they won the immunity.
“Berserker Bears! I’ll see you tonight!” Chris said.
(CONFESSIONAL) RUBY:
“All of this crap was for nothing because he had forgotten the reward…”
Zoro has finally returned to his cabin and met with Jan and Power.
“What did I miss?” Zoro asked. “Just heard that we lost the challenge.”
“Yeah, we’re voting… I dunno, we haven’t planned yet,” Jan pouted.
“I’m off for some training, don’t disturb me,” Zoro immediately forgot the main part of the game and left.
“We’re voting that scary swordsman off?” Jan asked.
“Meh, who cares?” Power shrugged. “He’s the other person who had screwed up the challenge by not showing up.”
Gojo and Gex were alone.
“So… Power or Zoro?” Gex asked.
“Eh, we’re leaning to Power,” Gojo sighed. “Zoro at least has some manners.”
“I’m afraid you would say that,” Gex chuckled.
“Hey, you!”
They froze and turned around to see… Teto?
“Who were you guys voting for?” Teto asked.
“Power,” They replied in unison.
“Yeah, she’s nuts, I admit. But there’s someone else you gotta get rid of!” Teto remarked.
“Uh, who?” Gojo tilted his head.
Teto smirked and began whispering. The men nodded in understanding.
Everyone had gathered at the campfire elimination, and Chris and Mash were standing next to a fire pit. Mash has a plate of cream puffs.
“Welcome, Berserker Bears! Did ya enjoy your day? Guess not because one of you will be riding Merry-Go-Whirl!”
“How nice of him to give us a cream puff instead of a marshmallow,” Gex said.
“Yeah, thank Mash or something. It was going to be marshmallows, but he brought cream puffs instead,” Chris shrugged. “Anyway, your votes have been cast, and I have read them. If you’re safe, you get a puff.”
“The first cream puff of the night goes to… Gojo!”
Gojo caught his and took a bite, then stopped.
“This is a marshmallow-flavored,” Gojo said.
Ignoring Gojo’s complaint. “Nam-ra!”
“Jan!”
“Gex!”
“And Power!”
Power was surprised but caught her prize. It was down between Nabiu and Zoro.
“Figures,” Zoro sighed.
Nabiu tilted her head but kept her smile.
“I have the final cream puff! With a vote of three to two. The final Bear member to be safe is…”
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“Zoro! You’re safe. Nabiu, it’s time for you to go home!”
Zoro was caught off guard and obtained his reward. Nabiu looked at her teammates. Some of her teammates gave her a guilty look.
“Your quest is over, buddy. Time to exit your mission!”
Nabiu kinda understood why she had been voted out when Gex eyed her wand.
“Oh,” Nabiu said. “Okay, it was fun while it lasted, goodbye!”
When they reached the Merry-Go-Whirl.
“So, are you ready for the most exciting ride?” Chris grinned.
Nabiu looked at the coaster.
“Um, nah, roller coaster is not my thing,” Nabiu said.
“Maybe a second thought?” Chris said.
“Yeah, I already had my second thought.”
Nabiu used her teleportation power with her wand and disappeared without riding the Merry-Go-Whirl.
“The second time a camper hasn’t gotten a ride on that Merry-Go-Whirl,” Chris’s eye twitched.
He looked at the camera.
“Forget it. Nabiu has been booted from the game, and we’re down to twelve campers remaining! Without Teto stepping in, Zoro or Power would’ve gone home tonight. Again. 12 campers remain. Who will be going home next? Find out on the next episode of Total Drama GAIDEN!”
[END]
CONFESSIONAL VOTES
Nabiu: She used her wand to zap the picture of Power. Muttering something about her throwing the challenge. (POWER)
Gojo: “Well, I wanted to see the magic you could pull, but it’s a shame that we gotta remove you.” (NABIU)
Power: “That man wasn’t helpful.” (ZORO)
Nam-Ra: “Gojo and Gex told me to vote for her, and it was a fair reason.” (NABIU)
Gex: “Teto does have a good point, but I’d rather go for Zoro and… the majority took over the mage.” (NABIU)
Jan: “Waaah! This is very hard!” (ZORO)
Zoro: “I think I’m going for the lizard.” (GEX)
ELIMINATION ORDER
14th - Mr. Muffin - Wilthering Wolves (7-0)
13th - Nabiu - Berserker Bears (3-2-1-1)
REMAINING CAMPERS
Wilthering Wolves: The Governor — Eve Wilkins — Kasane Teto — Jack-O Valentine — Ruby Hoshino — Franky Franklin
Berserker Bears: Satoru Gojo — Choi Nam-Ra — Power — Jan Kandou — Gex the Gecko — Roronoa Zoro
Notes:
Why is Mash, an intern for the Hawaii season, here? Well, I thought his working at two separate Total Dramas at the same time without everyone knowing would be funny since he can just travel island to island with a morning jog.
The short Fruitless adventure has ended for our friendly mage Nabiu. If Teto hadn’t stepped in, she wouldn’t have gone home.
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