Chapter 1: mafioso
Chapter Text
I: mafioso
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
i feel mafioso is the type to care no matter what. since this is in the scenario that you two are together, whether or not you have the energy to even move, he's cleaning you up. he'll do it for you, matter a fact.
oh youre too tired to bathe? no worries !! mafioso's got it all down for you, he even reassures you that youll be safe and he continues about taking care of you.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
ahhhhh... if he really has to have one..
your thighs and waist. any size, he doesnt care. the way if he ever-so-slightly holds you up a bit he can go way deeper than usual sparks him in just the right way.
he likes your thighs because of how much he can squeeze them.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
when he does finally reach his high, in usually comes out in small bits, but once hes done, it's absolutely everywhere.
especially if you let him do it inside, oh boy youd be lucky if none was spilling out as he was finishing.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he has photos of you. multiple. dozens. most of them were taken on soft nights out, or moments he says he wants to remember.
he didnt exactly have an excuse when you found some with stains on them.
he just claimed you were overthinking it and he mustve spilled some stuff on them.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
would you believe me if i said none?
i mean, come on. hes a mafia 😓 before you got with him he didnt really have any interest in love, at all. so you were the first, but once he got the hang of what you liked and what you didnt... oh boy oh boy!
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
doggy. i mean who said that..
okay in all seriousness, he likes any position in which he can see your face, he really, REALLY enjoys kissing you. or absolutely attacking your neck. not enough to hurt, but you can feel his teeth.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
no. not at all.
maybe a smile thrown here or there, but you can tell that its just to reassure you.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
it depends on what you like.
you want it bare? its bare. slightly trimmed? fine by him. you dont care? whatever you say.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
kisses.everywhere. i know i said it already but i need you to get how i mean it.
on your breasts, shoulders, collarbones, cheek, nose, forehead, lips-
ok.. u get it right??? he loves you a bunch and plus hes doing you a 'favor' as you asked so you GOTTA let him do this
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
only when you guys are far from eachother. hes usually back in time to not have to do that but when he does, its in his office.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
drool. ok waitwaitwaithearmeoutttstop
one time you were doing cowgirl, and it just so happened he pushed up a little too hard and you had to stabilize yourself and you ended up drooling on his chest.
he literally watched it fall down and pool on him.
he also figured this out when you let him release in your mouth. he had asked you to open your mouth and boy oh boy.. he nearly got hard again.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
bedroom, shower, office. no other place.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
i feel mafioso would be all about consent, but he really cant help what turns him on. one of the things is when you wear shorts to bed. he REALLY enjoys it. and he may or may not be waiting for a invitation.
another thing is skirts... i cant tell you why.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
hurting you. hes real against gags. they cancel your sounds, but they also make sure you cant speak. he doesnt want that. if he hurts you and you cant tell him then hes sure he would feel guilty forever.
now... him being gagged? he doesnt mind at all.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
def a giver. "if i want something like that, ill do it myself. " he says everytime you offer. you gave up after a while.
if you do end up sucking him off, you most definitely feel a hand on the back of your head, or a small movement of his hips bucking into your mouth.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
however you want it. but he usually forgets to ask the first round, so once he asks, youre usually to out of body to make a good explanation. so he has to fill in the gaps of what you want. something that he enjoys is real slow — he enjoys looking at your face when be pulls out slowly and allllllll the way back in.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he hates em. he wants to take his time with you and do it right. if he cant, he wont do it at all.
unless you insist...
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
depends. public sex? absolutely not. youre HIS girlfriend, not the publics. he barley wants you to show your face to people. your whole body? you might as well kill him.
but if its something you want to try it bed, then hes up for it. whether its on you or him.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
3-2 depending on the time and how you feel. how he feels? not important to him. hes always made sure to put you before him.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he gets genuinely offended by the thought of toys. you dont know why. hes a pretty lengthy guy, so you didnt think itd matter to mention it.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
sometimes he will, like stopping right before you reach your high, or stopping his fingers before the same action, and then randomly picking up his pace again after a bunch of sweet talk right in your ear that goes out the other.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
soft groans and curses under his breath. hes not really sure how he would be able to be really high in volume because hes never gotten like that before.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
loves it when you sit on his lap, maybe shouldve put it in the turn on section, but if you movr around while on his lap — oh lordy hes begging you to go to the bedroom with him for an hour or two.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
5.8 inches. MAYBE 6 when hard but thats a guess, whatever it is, you swear you can look down and see it poking.
Chapter 2: 1x1x1x1
Summary:
yawn.
i couldn't decide on whether to make 1x male or female in this so they switch in each headcanon + theres ones that can go for either or none at all..??? ig..??..?.
Chapter Text
II: 1x4
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
She complains about the mess you BOTH made. She blames it on you completely while cleaning you up. When you offer to do so yourself through a shaky voice, she swats your hand away. She claims you'll make the whole situation more irritating.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Boobs. The only reason he likes yours is because they are like 'stress relief balls.' He claims. Though, he won't be so rough on them in order to not hurt you. Though we all know he won't say that out loud.
For him? He doesn't know if it exactly counts, but his torso being transparent. He's noticed that a few times you'll stare at his ribcage for a long period of time and it distracts you from being so loud to the point you get caught.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Would you guys be mad at me if i said his cum was green..
Actually, i dont care if you're mad it so is. Its like a neon type, too. He usually doesn't like to cum inside of you because it causes a whole other mess to clean up. If he pulls out last second and finishes on your stomach, its an easy clean.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Kinda enjoys it if you bite. Not hard enough to draw blood, but love bites. She doesn't care where. Anywhere. She loves it.
Another close thing to it is also licking, or kissing with tongue. But she swears she doesn't have a thing for mouths.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
She has no clue what she's doing, man, the first time you two had sex she was just.. Confused. Confused on what you wanted her to do. And when she found out, she called you embarrassing. After she was already ontop of you, of course.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary. He really, really likes looking at you. Looking at you wiggle and squirm to look away from him and he's just able to tug your chin back and make you lose all progress. I like to think he also enjoys holding your hands while doing this.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
...If this is 1x..? No. I think they'd be complaining about stupid things the whole entire time. Never degrading you, just complaining.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
One day, she decided to be nice. What a surprise! And then, she immediately regretted. She let you try something new, let you give her a trim. And you shaped it into a heart.
I think that'll tell you enough.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Words? Not a chance. Kisses? Hugs while grumbling? Yes, definitely.
Listen, he's a real simple guy when it comes to these things. Theres also a part of him that has zero clue thats going on. Maybe he'll start saying nice things to you. Time is key!
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
I'd think no. I would love to say they do, but they probably doesn't get the concept, and probably too driven by hatred when you're not around to care for such "foolish actions."
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Don't know if this counts or not, but if you do end up biting too hard and draw blood, they might complain a little, but you can tell their pace quickened, even by the slightest.
They won't admit it; but it turns them on, and they don't even know it. They'll shut you up immediately if you point it out, so don't even try.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Somewhere far away from people. Sometimes they are even skeptical about doing it in a normal place like a bedroom. If they were to get caught, to start they might just start screaming profanites at said person who caught the two of you, or kills them instantly and rushes to get the two of you cleaned up. DEFINITELY will be gaslighting them into thinking they were seeing things.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything that they deem 'unacceptable ' (aka, things that are outright weird.)
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Definitively leans more to giving, while they can bottom, they prefer to top so they don't break down as easily. They really enjoy seeing that in you rather than them.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Usually, they'll hear you out and with a grumble ask you how you want it. Some days they are completely silent. Some they just give you an odd look in a silent question.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often,etc)
Hates them. If he can't take the time he wants with you, he hates to take it at all. He can easily take his time with you later, when everyones asleep.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
In bed, sure. They are open to trying different things, not weird things. And if they hadn't made it clear, they do not want to be caught.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Atleast 2. Sometimes becomes too tired to go on, and barley makes it through cleaning you up. Still complains that she has stuff to do, but is definitely exhausted and complains.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
The one thing that she was interested in was a strap. At first, she didn't exactly know how to feel about it. And when you soothed her worries and slowly pushed in, she had forgotten she was ever worried in the first place.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
They don't tease much unless you had done something to throw them off prior. Maybe they were having a bad day, and you had survived a little too long for their liking in a round just to annoy them. Best believe that later that night, you're not reaching your high until they want you to.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Hisses and growls. Obviously complaining but theres a point where it might just be broken up into gasps and groans and soon into whimpers if it goes on too long.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Again, he usually disagrees with cumming inside of you, but if it comes to a point in which he does, he can't help but watch it slowly pour out of you little by little and soak whatever is underneath you let it be grass, a mattress, a towel, or somewhere else completely odd that he claims to be 'safe.' It clicks something in him.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
roughly 5'6. Im gonna throw it in that its also green and transparent.. and as for their fem version.. im just gonna say u can definitely see when something is inside of them!
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Not.. very high? Or, i should say it depends on when exactly. If the relationship is just starting, it's not very high because he doesn't quite get the idea of it yet. When the relationship grows, so does his sex drive. He begins asking for it, but not directly. Subtle movements that give off hints. Ever so small ones.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
they definitely doesn't go to bed immediately. Unless you beg them to stay. Then maybe they might, they might just make an excuse on why they aren't leaving anymore to go do whatever they were going to do to make it seem like they are staying, but not because you told them to. They just felt like it.
Notes:
the time is 3am and im posting 4 of these at once. ill get the rest of the characters out very soon. the next ones in order are: Shedletsky, Chance, Twotime, and Dusekkar. after that issss taph i guess? and if im not
forgetting anyone, ill start letting you guys request stuff. but i will make a rule chap.. ^^
Chapter 3: Azure
Summary:
going off Azure's actual lore shit about him being a nice person but his hat controls him
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
III: Azure
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He's the one to care alot, and show that through actions, not words.
maybe his hat is cursing you out for life, saying you're such a headache to clean up, and you couldn't get any messier, but his expression on his face and how gentle he is with cleaning you up, making sure not to scrub your delicate areas too hard speaks louder than that hat ever will.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He doesn't exactly have a favorite one, but he indeed does like looking at you everywhere. He claims that eye candy is the best candy. You.. really don't get it.
As for him, he likes his arms and tentacles. His arms to keep you close, and his tentacles because they can keep your arms together during sex, or anything else he just wants out the way.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Before i say this i want to let you guys know that this headcanon is genuinely not mine, i just liked the idea of it. But i like to also think that the more he cums, the more nightshades bloom across his body, but instead of his face mostly his tentacles which make it hard to move them. It becomes irritating for him and might cause him to stop early, or go harder on you. (headcanon cred goes to |pearlescentparade| on here)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Really enjoys pinning your arms above your head to see you whine just a teeny more. He finds it so oddly cute.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Not at all with girls, so you're sort of new to him, especially with the new abilities he has, but he works with what he knows and adjusts to what he does not.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl. Or reverse cowgirl. He doesn't even mind seeing your face, he just wants to be buried in you. He doesn't care if it's your back or your chest.. But speaking of your chest...
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
His hat? No. Probably degrading you whether you like that or not, but Azure himself is just the sweetest. Sadly not during, but before and after, cracking jokes to make you feel slightly better is all he does.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Slight hair.. But i'd be lying if i said you could even see it.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Lots of hand holding if they aren't pinned, hands on thighs, face, squeezing your ass, and long kisses just incase you get too loud and others are nearby.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Sometimes. Maybe his hat complains about you not being around despite the insults thrown at you when you are, and hes forced to rub one out, imagining it was you doing it. That's really the only thing that can get him off. He tries to avoid it by seeking you out, but when you're too far and busy, he's got no choice.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Loves smelling his scent on you. And he does it on purpose. Something about you smelling exactly like him turns him on so much it's unbelievable.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Outside. Uh.. I can't explain it. Like i really cannot.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Touching sensitive spots on him such as his neck, waist, or tentacles easily gets him going. But as always, before he even lays a hand on your clothing he begs for permission.
He swears he's not a bottom. Just a gentleman.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Ageplay, or anything that is really weird to him.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He likes both, but really enjoys giving. Being able to bend you over and push all the way into you to push out noises of pleasure from you.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Not quick at all, he can be if you ask him, but he prefers to fuck you slowly. Doesn't matter the position. He doesn't even do it to annoy you, he just really prefers taking his time with you.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Hates them unless you guys REALLLY don't have time and the said thing thats making you not have time is important. If it isn't? Its getting moved back a few hours. Maybe even a day.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
I'd say doing it in public is a risk itself.. But if its any sort of kink that might harm you, its a no. He hates that more than anything.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Like said earlier, a lot. But the more he cums the more nightshades bloom on his tentacles, which makes his ability to move disappear slowly.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
No. No comment on it at all.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Not much.. But he definitely likes begging himself. Begging for anything. Even things he doesn't have to. Begging to touch you, to hold you, everything. He likes the look on your face.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Whines a bunch. Doesn't get embarrassed until he's full out moaning into your ear and biting his lip in an attempt to shut himself up.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Loves sniffing you. He doesn't have an explanation on why exactly, but it sort of riles him up. Not enough to start sex, but during it, it can get him hard again.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
A decent 5'6 when soft, 5'8 when really hard. His tentacles also could be used.. But he's sure they are all different lengths.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
It depends. One week he could be begging for it and the next hes so casual about it you almost think he forgot what sex is. Then you find that to be not true the very next week, or day, even.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Doesn't fall asleep until you fall asleep. It's not that you did anything wrong... it's just trust issues. He promises. He swears. Not to you, to himself. He refuses to let that happen.
Notes:
the time is still 3am and im sure i made typos on these. i dont know. i dont care. also i might take back what i said on writing for twotime and 07 after remembering that drama stuff and it makes me uncomfortable writing for them,, sorry.
Chapter 4: Elliot
Summary:
elliot my baby and his fuckass nerf
im irritated thinking about elliot makes me think about that cultist i need to write a fic about him grieving azure or smth lol
i hope the sentences not being spaced out bothers you im too lazy to fix it
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
IV: Elliot
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Honestly.. my mind goes blank for this but i feel he'd try to clean you as BEST as possible and then try to get you to eat. Obviously he can't force you to eat, but he will heavily recommend you to do so. He doesn't want you to starve before you go to bed.. or something.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Elliot REALLY likes your hands and shoulders. Your hands because he can hold them at any given time and you'll let him. Your shoulders for support whenever he thrusts into you.
Now.. on him? Well, he doesn't knowww.. Whats your favorite thing on him?
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Comes to a finish really easily, comes out in small bits but doesn't add up to alot in the end. When he does finish, whether inside of your mouth, inside of you, or on your stomach, he twitches while doing so and after.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He likes being talked down on. Not in a harsh way, but a simple slap and scolding to him gets him turned on even more. He might just ask to go another round.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He's had a girlfriend in the past, but nothing ever really got active with her. So your his first, which is why he lets you take control to start off.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Lotus. My GOD he loves staring at you. Every expression you make, being able to bury his head into your neck, he craves that.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He'll let out a laugh or a joke a few times, and its more than likely he isn't genuinely taking it too serious, he just wants to make you feel good.
He MIGHT get too focused once or twice, but can easily be snapped out of it.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
slight hair, very clearly trimmed but he leaves the happy trail be. Something about when you give him a blowjob and your nose rubs against it.. he loves it.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Very. Compliments? Yes. Words of affirmation? Yes. Everything and anything you want is all yours.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He's admittedly done it a few times, when he's too pent up from work and your not around, or when hes annoyed at anything and you just so happen to not be around.
Though, when you do show up, he asks you to help anyway.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Sadomasochism. Im not explaining.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom, back of pizza place, or bathroom. He likes to be sneaky, but also public. He doesn't want anybody to see you, but likes the thrill of feeling like you guys will get caught.
Though.. he'd die if you did. And probably get fired.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
You rubbing him anywhere in the slightest. His chest, down there, or for some reason the odd thing you like doing, grabbing his ass?
immediately hard. No questions asked.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Some weird shit.. like you asking him to dress up as a cat. He cant find it sexual in any way. He'd just think you want to see him like that. And he might just say no anyway.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Its a mix between the two, he loves it when you top but also doesn't mind doing it himself. He just likes being inside of you.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow, not to tease but he likes to savor every moment. Every kiss, especially a kiss as he slowly pushes in. The way you let out a moan into his mouth.. oh god his legs are giving out.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Hates them. Absolutely HATE.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Yes but no, as i said, he'd do in slightly public areas, but to actually get caught? he'd hate himself. For letting someone see your parts and his.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
2-1. Depends on how long his day was, sometimes he wants one, slow round. Other times he wants two. They usually always last around 45-30 minutes.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He'll let you, though hes not a real fan of getting destroyed in the ass, he'd be up for it and smile!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Not much for you. But if you tease him? Not letting him cum just yet? He's a sweaty mess under you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
You can get him real loud. He can whimper, whine, or let out a genuine moan. Hes not ashamed at this rate, don't threaten him with a good time.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Loves rubbing circles on your stomach and thighs, it calms him a bit after reaching his high, just simply laying on you or letting you lay on him and doing so.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
A good ol' 5'7. 5'9 when really hard. He wont even push in all the way if it hurts you too much.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Not high, probably real flustered when you ask to do it as if he wasn't waiting. He's just got some sort of feeling when you want to do it and when you don't. He's real good at guessing.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He's definitely EXHAUSTED. But he wont go to sleep until your fed, feel clean, and you go to sleep first. Then, he'll go to sleep. Like a baby. Curled up next to you. Probably all in your personal space..
Notes:
If you guessed the time as 3am you are right. its setting in on me that i should sleep but i wont. that elliot nerf is fucking ass. i hate this game. i swear im not mean. why are there so many periods.
Chapter 5: John Doe
Summary:
im an elliot main.
ok. bye.
Chapter Text
V: John Doe
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
John Doe is mostly confused on what to do after. So he does the only thing he can remember after being corrupted. A warm bath. After that, its mostly just trial and error with the two of you.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
for you? your face. He doesn't care if it does not count. He loves kissing it, fucking it, licking it, and biting.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Cums alot when he actually does. Im talking leaking OUT of you.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He really likes seeing you covered in his fluids, on your face, chest, anywhere. its just about enough to make him start to rut into you yet again.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He had a wife before, so id say he was pretty experienced. But he didn't exactly understand what you liked and didnt, so it took a second.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl and up against a wall. He likes staring holes into your face. You've got no clue on why.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Um.. Well! He cant talk. Well, maybe he can. But he decides not to.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Slight hair, sometimes gives a small growl or hiss at you to help him.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He's not really sure how to pull it off, so after the first time he begins to mimic what you do; waist holding, sudden kisses to shut eachother up if you happen to get too loud, pinning hands, holding shoulders, etc.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Nope. Never done it. He'll let you suck him off, but he doesn't have an interest for an activity like that unless your around.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Ougghh.. more than ANYTHING..? Praise kink. If your on top, he likes it when you tell him hes doing a good job and do everything right — he promises to himself he gets harder at you struggling, yet complimenting his work.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Anywhere. The woods, during a round, between round, he doesn't care.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Revealing clothing. He just cant help that his corrupted mind goes places that are way down south — he really cant!
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Use his fully corrupted arm. The one he has to use already makes him nervous about whether hes hurting you or not. To touch you with his claw? Absolutely not. He squirms away whenever you try to touch it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Both, he prefers giving but when it isnt him doing the giving... He can get really loud.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow to fast. No other way. He always blankly stares into your eyes. Hes the type to keep embarrassing eye contact.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Fine with them, oddly sneaky when it comes to quickies despite his arm making WHASH sounds whenever he moves it and his corrupted tail, he can be very quiet.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
As long as it doesn't hurt you!
He wouldnt know what to do if something did go wrong...
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He wont push you to do as much as he can, but definitely 3-4. sometimes 2 due to his arm just being a total pain, and sometimes you really have to ask him to stop or slow down because hes too lost.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He's only up to it if you're up to it. Whatever toy you want to use on your or him is just fine.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He doesn't quite get the concept of doing so, so if he ever does it then its not on purpose. If you point it out, he gives a small head tilt in genuine confusion.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Growling. Hissing. A lot of it. Every.Single.Time.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
One time found out his corrupted hand actually doesn't harm you outside of rounds, and instead gives you a little harmless shock or a tingly feeling, and sometimes pokes you on purpose.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
6'8 inches. Same exact when he's hard. Sometimes during rounds the corruption spreads down to.. y'know.. and it makes it hurt just a teeny bit. He doesn't even notice til after.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Not high, barley even knows what it is, but if you ask him to do it then he will.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
.. i'd say he sleeps but he probably doesn't, man. He probably watches you sleep after you're cleaned up. For hours.
Notes:
If you guessed the time ur wrong. Its 4am now. If you didn't guess yes you did im not gaslighting you, you just didn't remember.
Also i figured out theres a normal alphabet thingy and yandere one. i might do those but i cannot let you guys pick. youll do me dirty and make me suffer trying to think of headcanons for like.. yandere taph or something.
That's really doable actually but i wouldn't do the format. fuck now i really want write it. fuck why did i do that stop thinking ughh ok sealie out
Chapter 6: Chance
Summary:
Can you tell i enjoyed writing this... no... ok...
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
VI: Chance
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
chance definitely tries to switch the whole mood by distracting you with jokes, making food, or running your bath. he avoids talking about what just happened like the plague, claims it “embarrasses” him.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
thighs. he has an odd obsession with your thighs. especially when you're just about close to finishing around him and you squeeze your thighs around his waist. he nearly forgets he has to keep thrusting.
on him? probably his hands, or arms in general. the things that can roughly tell you who’ll be in charge, or the things that can bring you to your high, or maybe even the things that can restrain you from movement.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
absolute freak. like a level you didn't know existed. loves seeing it on you and coming out of you. he’d be an actual moany mess on top of you, begging to cum inside ‘just this once’.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
ummm hear me out on scent.. . whenever you sleep he smoothly steals a piece of clothing and jerks off with it. if he were to get caught, he’d be lying if he said the embarrassment wouldnt turn him on more.
i have absolutely no reason for this. i just genuinely think hes a scent freak who gets off to you even when you arent present.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
hes had a few girlfriends (and boyfriends) in the past, but they all liked sex differently, so best believe he took his time to know what you preferred and what you didnt like at all.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
cowgirl. loves. seeing. your. face. no questions ask.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
jokes with you a bunch, such as “you're already so riled up? desperate aren't ya?” or maybe “knew you'd finish right on my fingers, pretty girl.” and BEST believe hes mumbling jokes and flirty words into your neck.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
nicely trimmed. sometimes takes it to an odd level and trims it in a shape. or he lets it be with some maintenance. when he does that, a slight happytrail leading down there appears.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
loves being in your ear about it the whole time. kisses on your chest, neck, and mostly on your face. absolutely loves to slowly fuck you while making out at the same time.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
yes, he will. but with a twist. loves it when you watch him do it. not touching him, but whispering in his ear and getting him off. something about your voice in a low tone is enough to send him wayy off of the deep end.
(he’d be lying if he said he doesn't want to see the roles reversed.)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
tying to dirty secret… panty kink. absolute fucking freak dude. a particularly piece of clothing he steals is your panties. and you never notice when they go missing. he again, usually steals them while you sleep and goes to another room to jack off with them. if hes feeling risky, maybe he’ll do it right infront of you while your falling asleep.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
anywhere. oh my god anywhere. he loves it and he doesn't care.
he's admittedly gotten away with you two doing it right infront of the others. though it was a movie nignt and everyone was huddled up under blankets. lucky you was curled up on his chest as his fingers curled inside of you. safe to say the blanket was wet from both your half quiet orgasm and you chewing on the blanket to stay quiet!
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
a simple rub on his chest, or lower area gets him going. maybe you grazed your ass across his crotch on purpose. thats just about enough for him to fuck you on the nearest counter.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
his gun being anywhere on YOU. on him? oh he heavily fucks with that. but hes worried on the off chance that its indeed loaded and ready to go off. if you can't tell, he doesn't want to hurt you. atleast not too much!
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
hes a loser for receiving. something about you getting all bossy sets him off just right. oh, you suddenly flipped him over so now hes on the bottom. and your hand is making work of getting him off— oh! now hes a whiny mess all over again!
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
either fast and gentle, or slow and rough with it. he likes to put you off by sometimes purposefully ruining his rhythm and watching you cry out, begging him to properly fuck you.
he always does, but he likes seeing you beg first.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
if they are reasonable, yes. this ties to R = risk. during a round? he can get both of you done before anyone notices you both were missing.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
again, he finds it fun to do it in the middle of rounds, just behind a wall. anyone could find you at any moment and rat you both out. but thats what chance likes. he wouldnt mind if everyone found out who you belonged to.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
always 2-1. while he absolutely enjoys his time with you, he doesn't want to keep you for too long, nor does he want to keep you up very late. as much as he wants to keep going, he also wants you to be well rested.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
has an odd thing for when you put vibrators in him. he won't tell you, but when you experimented with it once during a round, and slowly turned it up little by little to the point where he could barley contain himself till the end of the round.
where did the toys come from? don't look at me…
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
a lot. sometimes he stops right before you get to your high and just looks at you with a cocky smirk, waiting for a reaction out of you. then, without any warning, starts back up again with a lightly faster pace.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
it can go from groans, to full out moaning and crying from pleasure. even if hes topping he’ll moan like hes the one getting fucked.
though if you were to find a strap and fuck him with it… he really wouldn't mind. not at all actually.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
has anyone seen that chance art of him with a tattoo on his lower abdomen thats the ‘777’ jackpot thing? yeah he has that no doubt.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
a lot of people say it changes based on his luck, so id like to say another headcanon… that luck can also base whether he has a dick or a pussy… hmmm… hear me out… just wait… please… come back.. 😭😭uuuiiee😭😭
in all seriousness though, both of those vary. what do you mean he had a dick yesterday? no he didn't? you must be imagining things.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
depends on the day and hour, sometimes it low and he just wants to cuddle. sometimes those cuddles escalate to something much more than that
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
if hes the one who got fucked, nearly immediately after checking your okay. if not, hes already downstairs making food and getting water for you.
Notes:
if you didnt see the updated fic summary, heres the list for upcoming in order: guest 1337, loveshot duse and normal duse, taph, shedletsky, ALL of mafiosos goons, noli(?), and 007n7.
also uh.. no twotime... im really sorry.. ill write a seperate fic for them.. i just dont know how to put them into these hcs..
whoever isnt here comment them if u want them! after these are done, you are free to send in requests!
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