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Bustier’s Busy Bees
Marinette added Alya , Nino , Adrien , Chloe , Sabrina , Max , Kim , Alix , Mylene , Ivan , Nathaniel , Lila
Max: Why busy bees?
Chloe: Oh hey that was my suggestion for the name
Lila: Marinette took your suggestion?
Lila: Over her so-called best friend?
Lila : @ Alya you see this?
Alya: I saw
Lila: Aren’t you hurt?
Alya: Devastated.
Kim: How come I can’t change my nickname in this group?
Marinette: Sorry. I turned off custom nicknames because I don’t want to wonder who’s who.
Marinette: Plus I don’t trust any of you to behave.
Marinette: All it takes is someone to change their nickname and icon and oh look how did Rick Astley join this chat group?
Kim: That only happened once and you know it!
Marinette: Oh really? Do I need to remind you when everyone changed their icons and nicknames to ‘Mudkip’?
Lila: That happened?
Marinette: Oh yeah it did.
Marinette: It was quite annoying especially since no one was cooperating and I really needed help but noooo.
Marinette: We gotta do a prank!
Lila: Well, I myself ended up being the victim of stupid pranks.
Lila: I can understand why you would want to stop people from abusing such features.
Marinette: Thank you!
Marinette: Can’t believe I’m agreeing with you on something.
Lila: Oh don’t worry
Lila: The feeling is mutual.
Liar Rossi’s hate club
The Atoner: Can you believe this girl?
Princess Bitch: She really thought you’d riot over the fact Marinette chose my suggestions.
The Atoner: Well now she’s in my DMs trying to get me riled up.
The Atoner: When I’ll get my hands on her.
Everyday Ladybug: Alya please calm down.
Everyday Ladybug: We all want for Lila to face the consequences but until we find a good way to get things solved we gotta keep the facade going on.
The Atoner: Right.
Wikipedia: Just do as Adrien would say
Wikipedia: “Take the high road”
High Road: Haha
Wikipedia: Well then why is that your nickname?
Wikipedia: You know you can change it. Right?
High Road: Yeah but I keep it as a reminder.
High Road: Sometimes the high road isn’t the best way.
Everyday Ladybug : Anyways @ Wikipedia are you still trying to convince Kim that Lila is a liar?
Wikipedia: Yes
Wikipedia: It is frustrating since it seems like he doesn’t want to hear it.
Wikipedia: But I feel like I’m making progress.
High Road: Ooooh boy are we gonna use The council™ again?
Everyday Ladybug: soon™
Princess Bitch: Why are you putting ™ at the end of things?
High Road: Because it’s funny™.
The Atoner: Alright update
The Atoner: I think Lila is starting to suspect shit
Everyday Ladybug: What did you do Alya?
The Atoner: I was just trying to explain that it’s not a big deal that you picked Chloe’s name suggestion.
The Atoner: But she kept insisting I should be angrier since you and Chloe are now friends.
Princess Bitch: Barf
Napkin Blindness: Chloe be nice
Everyday Ladybug: Lol she sees me and Chloe act nice and immediately think we’re friends.
Princess Bitch: We aren’t?
Everyday Ladybug: Well, now we are.
Everyday Ladybug: But you know
Everyday Ladybug: Keep your friends closer
Everyday Ladybug: And your enemies closer
Everyday Ladybug: Plus we both want Lila gone since she keeps stringing our friends along.
Princess Bitch: Yessss
Princess Bitch: At first I didn’t care much
Princess Bitch: Since you were the one suffering.
Princess Bitch: But then she had to get in Sabrina’s ear.
Princess Bitch: Bitch this is personal!
The Atoner: You still miss her?
Princess Bitch: I do
Princess Bitch: I know on the surface it may seem like I was just using Sabrina
Princess Bitch: But trust me we were genuine friends.
Princess Bitch: Do I have to remind you about the time we cosplayed as Ladybug and Chat Noir?
The Atoner: I’d prefer you don’t since I am still screaming inside over the whole “Lady WiFi” fiasco.
Wikipedia: UPDATE I CRACKED THE SHELL
Wikipedia: KIM IS STARTING TO BELIEVE ME
Paint Water: Real shit?
Regular Water: Okay now you peaked my interest as well.
High Road: SHALL WE BRING THE COUNCIL???
Wikipedia: YEEEESSSSSSS
The Council™
Alix added Kim
Alix: So, welcome to the council Kim
Adrien: We’re gonna judge you
Alya: And we’re gonna break your knee caps if you don’t behave
Kim: I feel like I’m in danger.
Marinette: Alya, Adrien, you two behave!
Kim: Wait a second
Kim: Marinette?
Kim: I thought you stopped being friends with Alya and Adrien weeks ago.
Marinette: Yeah no
Alya: We’re just playing pretend so that Lila won’t torment Marinette
Adrien: Turns out she wants to ruin Marinette’s life.
Kim: Lila?
Kim: Ruin Marinette’s life?
Kim: How?
Marinette: Kim
Marinette: Last week you literally slammed me into the lockers.
Marinette: Why did you do that?
Kim: Well
Kim: Lila did told me you stole her sketchbook
Alya: Funny how she talks so much about her sketchbooks
Alya: But when we ask her if she could show us some of her sketches
Alya: Suddenly she has no sketchbook.
Kim: Wait
Kim: So Marinette didn’t steal her sketchbook?
Marc: Most likely not
Adrien: Remember what Alya said about knee caps?
Adrien: I was wondering why Marinette was complaining about back pains
Adrien: And she told me not to worry about
Adrien: Kim you better watch out
Kim: You think I’m afraid of you?
Adrien: Oh no
Adrien: You don’t have to worry about me.
Adrien: I have connections!
DMs with @Adrien
Marinette: Adrien if you think showing up as Chat Noir to beat up Kim
Marinette: Don’t!
Adrien: What if I show up as a different identity?
Adrien: Shadow Claw!
Marinette: NO!
The Council™
Alya: Anyways
Alya: If Lila mentions something in relation to Marinette
Alya: That’s most likely a lie targeted towards her
Kim: That was one time
Alix: Oh Kim you gullible child
Alix: She has done this forever.
Alya: All because Marinette, being the awful bully she is (/sarc)
Alya: Dared to call out Lila on her lies.
Marinette: At first it was because I was jealous of her getting close to Adrien.
Marinette: But then I noticed how she kept getting your hopes up with all these lies.
Marinette: I knew I had to step in
Chloe: And look where that got you
Chloe: Outcasted by your so-called friends.
Chloe: While Adrikins saw her do this shit and gave you shit advice
Adrien: I said I’m soooorry!!!
Kim: Well then, if Lila lies
Kim: Why don’t you all call her out?
Kim: Why do you all keep pretending you hate Marinette?
Alix: Oh I learned this the hard way myself.
Alix: I was actually the first person, besides Chloe and Adrien, to notice something fishy about Lila.
Alix: Remember when all my socials were hacked?
Alix: She told me she knew a famous skater.
Alix: The problem?
Alix: Yeah he is dead.
Alix: Then I called her out.
Alix: The bitch then put her crocodile tears on
Alix: Rose and Juleka immediately jumped in to comfort her.
Max: After that Lila came to me
Max: Saying something along the lines of
Max: “You probably shouldn’t hack Alix for crossing me… but that may cheer me up”
Max: Or something like that
Max: I can’t remember her exact words but looking back she was suggesting I retaliate against my friend.
Kim: You were the hacker???
Alix: I’m still salty over the fact I lost my old accounts, especially now that I know it was you who did this
Max: I’m sorry!
Alix: Sorry won’t bring back my old Chatter account, Max!
Alix: Anyways
Alix: Once I called her out I did reach out to Mari
Marinette: However once the hack happened I told Alix that she probably shouldn’t hang with me.
Marinette: Since I didn’t want her to go through this whole Lila torment like I did
Alix: But I didn’t listen.
Alix: I pretend to like Lila while I hang out with Marinette in secret.
Alix: We also started the main chat group when we learned Chloe knew too.
Marinette: And then we made this chat group when we confronted Adrien
Alya: And then one by one we got dragged in
Nathaniel: Alix warned me about Lila
Nathaniel: I kinda knew something was off about her
Marc: I’m just here because Nath told me about the Lila saga himself
Marc: Haven’t seen her much but from the stories
Marc: She’s a bitch
Kim: …
Kim: I feel so stupid about believing her
Marinette: I don’t blame you
Marinette: Even I believed her
Marinette: Until I realized she was lying about something
Marinette: Anyways, Kim, do you believe me now?
Kim: Yes.
Marinette: Good!
Marinette: Because we are about to invite you to the main group chat!
Liar Rossi’s hate club
Everyday Ladybug added Kim
Kim ’s nickname has been changed to Spider Bully
Spider Bully: Really?
Everyday Ladybug: Most people here have ironic nicknames.
The Atoner: Besides Mari, since she’s still our everyday Ladybug
Wikipedia: One of my old accounts was changed into a Wikipedia parody.
Napkin Blindness: A napkin, in fact, can’t make you blind
High Road: Take the high road
Paint Water: Not related to the situation at hand
Paint Water: But I drank paint water by accident once
Regular Water: Meanwhile I’m his reminder to stay hydrated!
The Atoner: I am atoning for my sins over here
Princess Bitch: They bullied me into having this nickname
Everyday Ladybug: You can change your nickname
Princess Bitch: I know <3
Everyday Ladybug: Anyways, Kim. #1 of the Liar Rossi Hate Club
Everyday Ladybug: Do not talk about the Liar Rossi Hare Club (outside of this channel)
High Road: #2, if you leak anything from here, we’ll make sure that Lila is the least of your worries! <3
Everyday Ladybug: Adrien, behave!
The Atoner: Nono I agree with Adrien
The Atoner: If Lila somehow finds out this chat group exists
The Atoner: We’ll make sure to deal with whoever leaked it.
Everyday Ladybug : BEHAVE.PNG
High Road: Because we crave violence <3
Everyday Ladybug: What happened, mister “High Road”?
High Road: She hurt you, my dear princess!
Princess Bitch: Barf!
Dumpster Fire
Chat Noir: So
Chat Noir: Anyone up for a night patrol?
Bunnyx: Sure!
Rena Rouge: Yes please!
Rena Rouge: I need to make my mind away from you know who
Rena Rouge: *take
Queen Bee: Do I have to show up?
Ladybug: Yes
Ladybug: Because I said so
Ladybug: Queen Bitch <3 /aff
Queen Bee: Alright Ladyblotch <3 /also aff
Rena Rouge: I thought you were a Ladybug fan?
Queen Bee: I still am
Queen Bee: But you know why we do this.
Rena Rouge: Still feels weird to see this happening.
Rena Rouge: Still feels weird that YOU’RE a permanent hero.
Queen Bee: Since I stuck with Ladybug and you didn’t
Rena Rouge: Well, now I’m back to my senses
Rena Rouge: Better than ever
Chat Noir: That’s the spirit Rena!