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(Corn Is So) Gnarly

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A corny cover of "Gnarly" by KATSEYE

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(Corn Is So) Gnarly

(Gnarly by KATSEYE)

 

They could describe corn products with one single word

You know, like

 

On the cob (Gnarly)

Cornbread (Gnarly)

Hot popcorn (Gnarly)

Jiffy cornbread casserole (Ugh)

Creamed corn (Gnarly)

Oh, my God, that corn’s sweet (Gnarly, fucking gnarly)

Oh, my God, how’s corn real? (Corn is so gnarly)

 

Oh, we're gonna harvest tonight, grain, grain

Oh, we're eating well tonight, grain, grain

Oh, my God, sweet corn is so lit, deliciosas

Now you be like, "Grain"

Grain, grain, grain, grain, grain (Haha)

 

Gnarly

Gnarly

Corn is so gnarly

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)

Corn is so gnarly

 

Like it spicy? Try a bag of Takis

Corn’s the shit, corn’s the shit (Gnarly)

Obvi, obvi, nothing else can copy

Corn’s the shit, corn’s the shit

 

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly

Corn’s the shit, corn’s the shit

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly

Corn’s the shit, corn’s the shit

 

Gnarly

 

Buy it canned for a boring, dumb bitch

Fucking gnarly (Gnarly)

Try elote, it’s gnarly

When hot, it hits (Gnarly)

Je-je-jealous of my cornfield?

Yeah, the yield is fucking gnarly (Gnarly)

 

Gnarly

Corn is so gnarly

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly-gnarly-gnarly)

Corn is so gnarly

 

Like it spicy? try a bag of Takis

Corn’s the shit, corn’s the shit (Gnarly)

Obvi, obvi, nothing else can copy

Corn’s the shit, corn’s the shit (Shit)

 

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly

Corn’s the shit, corn’s the shit

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly

Corn’s the shit, corn’s the shit

 

Corn is so gnarly