Light Novel Chatfic!

by SunsetPalmTrees

Summary:

Mai and Yukino created a groupchat and invited their new friends...

(Basically this is a chatfic featuring various characters from light novel-based animes/mangas)

Chapter 1: Groupchat!

(Yukino has created a groupchat)

(Yukino has added 19 more members)

Yukino: finally, I made it!

Mai: (thumbs up emoji)

Sakuta: I'm sorry for asking

Sakuta: but is this even necessary to create this group chat?

Mai: of course!

Yukino: with this group chat, it will be easier for us to connect with our new friends!

Hachiman: ....

Hachiman: never mind

Mai: Sakuta, can you do the introduction?

Sakuta: wait

Sakuta: why me?

Mai: I'll invite you for dinner if you do it

Sakuta: ....

Sakuta: fine

Sakuta: alright, guys

Sakuta: sorry for adding you in this group chat

Sakuta: but I hope we can get along with each other

Himari: a question

Himari: what will she cook for you tonight?

Sakuta: why are you asking that?

Yuu: Himari...

Yuu: (expressionless emoji)

Himari: what?

Himari: I'm just asking

Akane: hello!

Yume: hi guys!

Keiki: Yo!

Anna: (Sigewinne hello sticker)

Mahiru: greetings everyone!

Alya: privet!

Yume: excuse me?

Masachika: it's the Russian word for hello

Mizuto: I see

Anna: are you a Russian?

Alya: yes

Kazuhiko: no wonder

Himari: WHOAH

Himari: FOR REAL????

Yuu: Himari, why are you so excited?

(Tsukiko sends a picture)

Tsukiko: just found this cat somewhere

Akane: KYAAAAA!

Akane: SO CUTE!

Akane: I LOVE CATS!

Youto: Tsukiko and I are still discussing which name are the best one for this cat

Youto: you guys have any ideas?

Saito: I know!

Saito: Tamago!

Akane: NO!

Alya: Rasputin?

Masachika: I don't think that's a good name

Yuu: Rion

Himari: (angry Jean sticker)

Yuu: what?

Himari: Please. Just don't

Himari: or I'll choke you in your sleep

Amane: alright

Amane: since the cat has a star shaped spot on it's head

Amane: then perhaps it's Hoshi

Mahiru: I agree!

Mahiru: what do you guys think?

Akane: (Lionfield approved live sticker)

Alya: (giant thumbs up sticker)

Youto: then it's official

Youto: the cat's name is Hoshi!

Tsukiko: thanks for your suggestion, senpai

Amane: don't worry, it's not a big deal

Mizuha: Nii-san, have you ever seen my [REDACTED] somewhere?

Everyone: ....

Mizuha: ah, sorry!

Mizuha: wrong chat!

Mizuha: (embarrassed emoji)

Himari: (terrified monkey sticker)

Yume: what the...

Keiki: Mizuha...

Keiki: (facepalmed emoji)

Chapter 2: The Wicked Eye Sorceress & The Dark Flame Master

Notes:

Special appearance in this chapter: Takanashi Rikka & Togashi Yuuta (Love, Chuunibyou & Other Delusions)

(5:44 PM)

(Yukino has added 2 new members)

Rikka: fear me not

Rikka: for the time of reckoning has come

Rikka: with the power of Wicked Eye

Rikka: I shall protect everyone from any harm

Rikka: as I just detected an omnious aura

Rikka: lurking amongst the entire sacred place

Everyone: ....

Alya: wicked eye? omnious aura?

Alya: I don't understand

Anna: are you okay, dude?

Akane: I think you should get some rest

Himari: yeah, your imagination is totally out of control

Yume: a therapy would be a better option, I think

Mahiru: you can discuss with us if you have any problems

Mizuha: are we in danger right now? (scared emoji)

Keiki: no, we're not

Amane: a reminder, everyone

Amane: don't play video games too much

Amane: or you'll end up like this one

Mizuto: I know this is really bad

Kazuhiko: of course

Tsukiko: ....

Tsukiko: Wicked Eye?

Tsukiko: you're no match for us

Tsukiko: Behold, Great Wizard of the Cats!

Youto: (three drums emojis)

(Tsukiko sends a picture)

Rikka: ....

Rikka: FINALLY!

Rikka: OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!

Akane: WHERE CAN I GET THIS CUTE PLUSHIE?

Akane: IT'S SO CUTE!!!!!

Akane: (lovestruck emoji)

Saito: Akane, why are you so interested?

Masachika: can someone please put an end to all of this?

Yuu: Sakuta-senpai, we need help!

Sakuta: not now

Sakuta: I'm busy helping Mai making a cake

Sakuta: try ask Hikigaya

Hachiman: not me too

Hachiman: Yukino and I are shopping in the mall right now

Masachika: ....

Masachika: forget it

Yuuta: ....

Yuuta: RIIIIIIKKKKKAAAAA!!!!!!

Yuuta: WHAT I TOLD YOU BEFORE????

Yuuta: PLEASE KEEP YOUR DELUSION AWAY FROM THIS GROUPCHAT!!!!

Yuuta: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?

Kazuhiko: great, our savior is here

Yuuta: ugh

Yuuta: my apologies, everyone

Yuuta: my girlfriend always think of herself as a sorceress with magical powers

Anna: so that means she can creates a fireball and float in the air?

Yuuta: I think so...

Rikka: for your information, my boyfriend is fearsome warrior known as Dark Flame Master

Rikka: and he just slayed The Hydra Of Darkness inside Mount Orth

Yuuta: ....

Yuuta: guys, please give me five minutes

Yuuta: I need to settle the score with her

Everyone: ....

Keiki: now they're feeding us with some fascinating lore crumbs