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Forsaken but it's...๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ (forsaken chatfic)

Summary:

Uhhhh hi
Idk what I'm doing
I just need to dump all my heacannons
Also save me im obsessed with brighteyes and shedletsky

Notes:

John doe has the demon king skin and 1x4 has the betrayed skin!!

Chapter Text

The forsaken survivors had all just finished a round with he killer being John doe. He was basically being distracted because he was getting distracted by looking at Jane. I guess she saved them because nobody died.

When they got back they all went to their rooms to rest since it was pretty late.

(Brighteyes and Shedletskys pov)

He had just finished a round and was so happy to see his wife. He went to their shared room (their married obvi) and saw something on the desk. 2 phones. When he opened it he immediately saw the wallpaper was him, his wife and 1x4. As the wallpaper.

It was when 1x4 had just started nursery! Shedletsky carrying 1x4 on his back and brighteyes was beside him. Suddenly brighteyes appeared out of nowhere.

"I guess you found the phones aswell..?"

He nodded. He decided to open it. He tried his fingerprint and it actually worked.

"What the fuck?"

Ok so blah blah I cba to write anymore but the spectre makes a groupchat with all the killers and survivors and yeah.

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Spectre has made a group~
Spectre has changed 22 names~
Spectre has named the group lambokalamba๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

GamblingAddict: ermmmmmmm

Elsa: I will rip your organs out

GamblingAddict: no thank you.

OldHag: what rhe fuxk

OldHag: ok i am not old im 30.

GayCultist: jane doe pack it in buddy.

OldHag: Careful with whatchu say ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ™ the COCK is watching ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” and he ainโ€™t take NO prisoners ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ keep them cheeks TIGHT. COCK A DOODLE๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

MattyBooBoo: Oh.

MattyBooBoo: WHAT IS THIS NAME๐Ÿ˜ž

RabiesChild1: HI GUYSSSSS

RabiesChild2: shut your mouth C00lKid

RabiesChild2: why is this my name.

RabiesChild2 had changed their name~

Princess๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿฉท: much better

RabiesChild3: ok mine can't be that bad...

RabiesChild3: OH COME ON!

GamblingAddict: pls tell us how to change our names๐Ÿ˜ž

Princess๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿฉท: hmm how about... no.

Spectre has changed 22 names~

Chance: finally!!!!!!!!!

TwoTime: What a great blessing spawn has given to usโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ #cool #wap

Azure: oh my days if I catch you lacking trust me buddy you won't see your queer little friends again.

John: oh.

Veeronica: oh!

John: who tf are you.

Veeronica: shut your mouth before I shove your big black spikey cock hanging off your arm like a christmas ornament up your ass.

Chance: HAHA CLOCKED!

Veeronica has changed 1 name~

ItrappedAndMafiososToeLicker: im scared

ItrappedAndMafiososToeLicker: WAIT NO

Itrapped: is this a threat.

ItrappedAndMafiososToeLicker: NO PLEASE

ItrappedAndMafiososToeLicker: GUYS I SWEAR I DONT DO ANY OF THIS

ItrappedAndMafiososToeLicker: PLEASE ACTUALLY CHANGE MY NAME.

Mafioso: what is this.

Mafioso has changed 1 name~

Mafioso: oh my days piss off now.

Daisy: Aww this is so cu-โ€œ she exclaimed right before she was cut off by a strange pain. She looked down in confusion and worry to see the sharp end of a knife piercing through the middle of her stomach, covered in a mysterious red liquid. Her eyes widened in shock as she let out a quiet gasp. She knew it was blood, but the amount of confusion mixed with suffering, made it hard to understand. She gasped in surprise. โ€œW-what?โ€ฆโ€ she mumbled. Then, it twisted. She felt a rush of agony go through her. โ€œAhh!โ€ She screamed. She began to feel lightheaded as the pain increased. Just then, the knife was removed. The pain was worse than anything she had ever experienced. She inhaled, making it hurt even worse. She sat her hand on her stomach and felt the sensation of irritation. She lifted her hand to her face. On the surface of her palm was a red liquid. โ€œblood?โ€ฆโ€ she said, her stomach throbbing with discomfort with every breath. Her head started to pound even worse. She couldnโ€™t understand what had just happened. It was too much to comprehend for her weak self. She turned her head, then her body, she caught a glance of you. Next thing she knew she couldnโ€™t stand. She stumbled over, falling to the ground. She hit the ground hard, sending a shockwave of pain throughout her body. Then, she layed there. Knowing that the one that had stabbed her was someone she knew as one of her kind. As she layed there, bleeding out, she took time to acknowledge that the person that stabbed her was another human, just as she was, and yet she knew what had happened, she simply couldnโ€™t understand why. Why someone would do this to her, to anyone as a matter of fact. All she knew was that she was going to die alone, on the floor with no one there. Nobody to hold her hand, and nobody to care for her. She had a very unpleasant expression on her face, a mix of confusion, sadness, and fear, yet she was not angry, nor happy. Just pure despair and uncertainty. Not knowing what to think of you now. Exceptโ€ฆshe ๐™ ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฌ that she was going to die. She knew that there was no saving her and that it was over. And finallyโ€ฆshe looked at you, and with her last breath. She said "ho did you just twist the knife on me

Guest: i still love you

Daisy: and our child?

Guest: and our child...

Chance: bro acc smashed

Brighteyes: yeah and I did too...

Shedletsky: were fully grown adults do you expect us to hold hands or something?

Brightyes: and that's how 1x4 was made๐Ÿค—

1x1x1x1: MOM YOUR RUINING MY LIFE!

1x1x1x1 has gone offline~

Brighteyes: ugh kids these days.

Chance: does 3 people work... or no?

Guest: what do you mean by that hoe

Chance: 3some

Guest: This is weird.

Noli: does it work with men. Ones that have 3 kids already..?

007n7: hoe if your talking about me I'll rip the rest of that flesh off.

Noli: please papi

007n7: what the fuck you absolute creep

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Ok im tired now.

Also follow me on tiktok (i rarely go on that acc but still I've had it since 2021!) @geoxgiana

Also pls give me suggestions since im going insane๐Ÿค— thanks๐Ÿ˜ป

Chapter 2: Fatimah x Georgiana

Summary:

Ignore the name i was on call with my friend ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘

Chapter Text

Chance: you have messed with my alpha side

Chance: I'll make you pay

Guest: same way you need to pay that big black man's debt?

Chance: syfm

TwoTime: GUYS I GOT SUGAR APPLEEEEEE

Chance: tf is a sugar apple

TwoTime: it's in grow a garden

Guest: that game sucks asscheeks

TwoTime: ok whatever big fat meanie

TwoTime: Daddy azure save me๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž

Azure: What the hell bro

Itrapped: gay

Azure: shut your big fat smelly mouth before I rip your intestines out

TwoTime: Don't be home of phobic๐Ÿ–•

Itrapped: Get a j*b

Itrapped has been kicked by TwoTime~

TwoTime: the spawn shall be delighted with my work!

Itrapped has been added by Chance~

Chance: nuh uh hoe that's my man

007n7: didn't he play death games with you

Chance: shut your fugly mouth

007n7: โ˜น๏ธ

Noli: disrespect my sigma skibidi ohio alpha bbg and I will personally be ripping your skin off like my skin๐Ÿค—

Jane: is this a threat

Noli: I'll break your hands.

Jane: ...

John: who tf are you

Jane: Do you not remember me

John: nah but you fine shyt

007n7: take that to pm pls ๐Ÿ™

Jane: shut your mouth atleast I can pull

007n7: I got Noli๐Ÿ–•

Jane: you mean williom afton if he decided he wanted to rip his skin off and eat it?

007n7: hoe

Jane: That's sexist

Brighteyes: imagine being sexist๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

007n7: shut your mouth

TwoTime: shut your mouth bitch

TwoTime: that's offencive to me because I have a pussi๐Ÿ–•

Chance: ...

Chance: nah bro that actually so relatable.

TwoTime: is this why you got knocked up by Itrapped and Mafioso?

Chance: NO

Chance: I DID NOT.

Itrapped: dont deny it๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

TwoTime: Me di un beso de tres mรกs de una vez
Porque ando bellaca
Beso de tres con Kath y con Fer
Y se me antojรณ una horchata
Beso de tres mรกs de una vez
Porque hoy ando bellaca
Bะตso de tres con Kath y con Fer
Y sะต me antojรณ una horchata

Chance: i ain't reading allat

007n7: that's 3 way kiss hoe

Chance: that should be you elliot and noli

Elliot: Chance.... im gonna blacklist you next.

Chance: no thank you

007n7: that's why your belly jiggles when you walk instead of your ass

Chance: racist

Chance: ITS BECAUSE IM BLACK ISNT IT.

Mafioso: hoe that's my line

Chance: sorry papi๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜žโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ

Jane: what a beautiful sight

John: im gonna touch you

Jane: yes please

Jane has deleted a message~

Jane: YOU SAW NOTHING

Shedletsky: does it work with brighteyes

Brighteyes: no.

Daisy: you are my knee girl
My only knee girl
You make me happy
When skies are black

Noob: why is everyone racistโ˜น๏ธ

Chance: do you need daddy Guest666?

Noob: shut your mouth chance i actually hate you go kys๐Ÿ–•

Chance: im gonna get my daddy alphas on you.

1x4: no thank you

1x4: also chance why is there pink hair dye in your room

Chance: HOW DID YOY FIND THAT

Pr3tty: i found it!

Chance: oh hell nah๐Ÿ–•

Bluu: Wait, is this a hawk tuah reference ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Chat! This is a talk tuah reference ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. Boi, you won the Internet meme of the day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซฑ. Only the Balkans with noradrenaline will understand ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ

Chance: stop.

Taph:๐ŸŽƒโ“๏ธโ“๏ธโ“๏ธ

Chance: huh

Taph: where's duse
Oh shi
๐ŸŽƒโ“๏ธโ“๏ธโ“๏ธโ“๏ธ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ 

007n7: bro broke character
Anyways he's in the kitchen

Taph:๐Ÿ”โœ…๏ธโœ…๏ธโœ…๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Bluu: Watch your words lil bro๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ The cock is watching you๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜ค Keep those cheeks tight๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™Careful with whatchu say ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ™ the COCK is watching ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” and he ainโ€™t take NO prisoners ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ keep them cheeks TIGHT. COCK A DOODLE๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

Jane: you stole mine๐Ÿ–•
Stupid cunt

Bluu: THE OLD WOMAN CAN SWEAR!

Jane: Mhm ok...
try and be tough to impress your little friends like you can't impress your parents because they left so so now your basically adopted.

Ok i cba to do this anymore bc I ran out of ideas๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–• also fatimah says hi! @fatimahw40 ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ shes so sigma

Also save me i love John doe x Jane doeโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ (not trud you weird ass people)

Chapter 3: Chance is pregnant

Chapter Text

Hello my friends
I didnt post today or yesterday since my phone got taken off me!
Butttttt... i have it back
And this is also a lesson to never skip history and get put in iso!
Anyways.. .

Someone told me in my tiktok dms that "they dont act like this!" Or "this isn't how they'd act cannonly!" Oh well too bad this is my story so my headcannons and my au.๐Ÿ–•

10:47 am during a round~

Their all yours Mr doe..

Chance: guys help me

TwoTime: Did ur gun blow up on u

Chance: Yh
I miss my man

TwoTime: which one

Chance: both ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ

Jane: guys im distracting the killer.
His hair is so soft oh my golly๐Ÿ˜
Hihi
Hehe
XD
-_-
:p
:D
:b

Chance: what is bro doing

Jane: that was John
He took my phone
He says he's happy to be with me!

Chance: erm
How do you understand his groans

Jane: shut your mouth

C00l: ballerina capucina
No no no
Pepsi ballerina
No no no
Cococolina ballerina
Yes yes yes!!!

15:21 pm~

Brighteyes: why is there period blood stains on two times clothes.

TwoTime: WHAT

Brighteyes: Would you like to explain this ๐Ÿค”

TwoTime: no.
Fuck you

Brighteyes: ๐Ÿ™

Shedletsky: Hoe
Disrespect my wife and I will get reallyyyyy angry.
Also
That's my chick
So back away buddy

Chance: shut up big black fatass chicken eater

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Jane had made a group~

Jane has named the group 'Girls only๐Ÿฉท๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŒบ'

Jane: OH MY DAYS FINALLY
I can't be asked to talk on that group anymore

Brighteyes: for reallllll
Chance is starting to piss me off badly

Veeronica: Chance is such a prick like i want to genuinely want to grab his gun and shoot him myself.
And the fact that he's so chill about being racist is actually so nerve-wracking.

Jane: I know I hate him so much istg
Also pr3ttyPrincess is here because she hates the boys

Daisy: shes actually on a playdate with Charlotte right now!
Im so lucky I dont get to be in the rounds because I have to take care of her

Jane: your so lucky they let her in forsaken

Daisy: i genuinely dont know what i would do without my baby. I can't loose her too

Jane: huh... wdym?

Daisy: it's complicated...

Brighteyes: can I tell yall something

Jane: yeah girly what's up

Brighteyes: lambokalamba
Jk
So my boyfriend got me... nuke the Wales... for my birthday... I said I wanted nuke nudes! Then he told me you can nuke things in the game... whatever I tried it anyways... then one day he comes in and says... I think you like that game more than you like me... and he was right... so I dumped him๐Ÿ˜˜

Veeronica: ACTUALLY

Brighteyes: HAHA no lol
also why is there 100+ messages from the boys...

Jane: bit scared...

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Meanwhile with the boys.. (yes there actually is 100+ messages count for yourself.๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜)
Also stickmasterluke got added since he was mwnt to be a survivor but still everybody counts! (I love unreleased characters๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…)

Im just gonna mention him as luke bc I can't be asked to wright all that.

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Itrapped: might have a slight little problem

Luke: what

Noli: when 007n7 tells me not to stop, I stopโ€”just like that. The moment my hands pull away, the air thickens with frustration and desperate need as I watch him bite his lip, jaw clenched, eyes burning with annoyance, hunger, and confusion. He thought telling me to keep going meant Iโ€™d obey without question, but Iโ€™m not here to obeyโ€”Iโ€™m here to play. I lean in close, letting my breath ghost over his skin and my fingers barely touch his arm as I murmur, โ€œYou really think you get to tell me what to do? You asked me not to stopโ€ฆ so I stopped. What now?โ€ His body stiffens, every muscle taut, begging silently for relief Iโ€™m not giving anytime soon. His hands twitch, reaching for me, but I pull back with a smirk and whisper, โ€œPatience. If you want it, earn it.โ€ Then I start again, slow and teasing, fingertips barely grazing his skin like silk, watching his breath hitch, fingers twitch, and eyes flutter closed as frustration builds like a storm. He fights to hold control, but it slipsโ€”his breathing ragged, jaw loosening, tension nearly unbearable. Finally, his voice breaks, raw and needy: โ€œPleaseโ€ฆ donโ€™t stop. Keep going. I canโ€™tโ€ฆ I canโ€™t take it.โ€ I grin, lean in, lips brushing his ear, โ€œThatโ€™s what I thought,โ€ and my fingers dive back in, slow and unrelenting, driving him mad. His hands clutch me like I might vanish, body trembling as he unravelsโ€”helpless, desperate, and utterly mine. I pull back just enough to tease once more, whispering, โ€œYou wanted me to keep going, didnโ€™t you? Well, now youโ€™ve got me. No turning back.โ€ Then I take him furtherโ€”faster, harderโ€”until heโ€™s lost, a trembling mess of need and pleasure, begging my name like a lifeline. Because when I tease, I donโ€™t stop just because he says soโ€”I stop until heโ€™s begging for more. Thatโ€™s when the real fun begins.

007n7: NO.

noli: ready for round 27?

007n7: please help me

Chance: https://youtu.be/ZkfwzDf7dtk?si=nZBP3efEU1kte543
Watch that
It will help

007n7: RUBY RUBE
OH MY GOD
NOLI
SCEDULE A MEETING WITH DIVA
PLS

Noli: erm
After the 30th round
I will

Chance: i bet my dicks longer

TwoTime: hoe you lit said you had a pussy YESTERDAY.

Guest: https://youtu.be/1ZM6ztUlLWY?si=n9Vgp4hDWKcX8vFG
Watch it pls
I didnt get paid very much

Chance: i ain't watching that
And yeah
I do!

Mafioso: wait actually
Itrapped: back away buddy
He's mine and mine only
Mafioso: shut up you played death games with him
So im his favourite
Itrapped: nuh uh
Mafioso: yuh uh
Itrapped: how about we make out instead bbg๐Ÿ‘…
No chance needed๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ
Mafioso: i like that idea
Chance: NO LET ME JOIN
ILL BE A GOOD BOY!

007n7: woah.

Duse: oh.

Taph: ๐ŸงŠ ๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿฐโ“๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

Azure: i hate homos

TwoTime: you dated me
Actually i need to show you something
Search up yamjam on tiktok
I dare you
Mess with me again and see what happens
Also look at this drawing I made!

Two time Has sent an image~

John: erm.
First of all why the fuck am I and jane making out aggressively like hello there's kids here this should be pg.
Secondly why is Brighteyes on her knees or whatever that dislocated joint in her legs are and why is she licking shedletskys massive toes.
And third why does it look like guest is in a thirst trap with massive abs and the worst part is Daisy is like shes licking them like there's no tommorow.
What is wrong with you.

Luke: oh.

TwoTime: John ur mean and I know you!

Luke: me?

TwoTime: yeah! Your tree man!

Luke: ...
Oh
Fuck you๐Ÿ–•

Chance: CACKLING

007n7: pls dont

Noli: THE BED BROKE
HELP MEEEE

Luke: i beg your finest pardon.
I regret my life choices

007n7: ITS NOT FUNNY
THE BED BROKE

Chance: BAHAHAHA I HEARD A SNAP HELP MEEEE IM WEEZING

noli: weezer

Elliot: what did I just cum into
COME
AUTOCORRECT
NO
HELP
STOP
HELP

Noob: oh!
What are you even using cum for
Your pizza toppings?

Elliot: NO
I SWEAR
IM NOT FREAKY
PLEASE
MERCY

Guest: chance is gay and homophonic and racist
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes
Chance: no
Guest: yes

Chance: ok... maybe just a little bit..

C00l :https://youtu.be/Yo0kVXFBQNM?si=Ch6SD4viAMcfNbQL

John: since we are sending links now... what's yalls fav songs?
https://youtu.be/A8rpm0Eue-o?si=b07NmwuVtYSp9tSA
That's mine!!!

Chance: https://youtu.be/pMWbE3UAl1g?si=oVfbhMzlmzK_F6wq
Yummy

Chance: ok everyone get online.
I have an announcement
Where are the girls.
@NUKEEMWHALES
@LittleMissDoe
@UrLocalTV
@IamNotAFlower
@Pr3ttyPrincess

Jane: what.

(OK maybe I lied it wasn't 100 messages I think but I cba to look back)

Chance: how do I say this
IM PREGNANT
AND MIAFIOSO AND ITRAPPED ARE THE FATHERS!

everyone: WHAT

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Ok soooooo

Off topic but what's ur fav artist
That like barley any people you know know of
Mine is the prodigy, chemical brothers and flying steps ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
If you know any of these artists pls kiss me on my hot mouth
Im feeling romantical.โค๏ธโค๏ธ

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Ok bye stay safe and dont get iso like me

Chapter 4: GUYS HELP

Chapter Text

Guys i have a question

If chance was to actually have a baby
What should I name it๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Or should he have a miscarriage

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๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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I would give him the most sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul taking, slimy, life changing, death dropping, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotizing, heavenly, astonishing, leg trembling, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist slowly moving up and down, small heavy breath, "I can't take it much longer" breaths getting quicker, twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting, back arching, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon spit tongue twisting ground tip-talking against month sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit from the to and lick to the bottom deepthroating mascara dripping down my face, slower then faster faster than little faster then perfect pace twisting mouth around each side, hands in my hair brutally using my mouth, spiritually enlightening chakra balancing, mangekyo sharingan unlocking, golden light like a halo around the top, noise from the very edge of his throat for the final release head ever. And THEN l'd let him pound me so hard into the bed and use my body as though it doesn't belong to anymore that he literally throws me around and does as he please. I wouldn't argue, I wouldn't raise a word, no sir, not to daddy, absolutely not. He could ruin me, corrupt me, hit me, choke me, tie me up, bite me, I would absolutely encourage everything he does as long as I get a smidge of his attention and love. This man could make me fuck myself on his fingers and I wouldn't argue even if I ended up passing out, he could bruise me up and laugh at me and I would take it just to listen to him praise me. I would take him for 50 rounds in 60 positions cause never back down never what???? NEVER GIVE UP and I am not giving up to screw me till my mind becomes nothing but subservient to him. And thats the way i like to fuk

Chapter 5: Save me from uk heat

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Hey guys
I am sweating my bollocks off (i am a girl)
And someone... (aka fatimah we love fatimah especially me when I peg her every night...)
She said
"Oh why dont they go on a trip to this nice hotel at a beach?"

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๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
I'm gonna peg her again
#leabianfreak

Anyways...

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Girls Only๐Ÿฉท๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŒบ

Jane: girls i have an idea
Why dont we just go on a summer trip
Just us

Daisy: who's gonna take care of Charlotte tho
Oh wait nvm il just make guest take care of her

Brighteyes: we might have a problem

Jane: what's that

Brighteyes: Shedletsky is right next to me...
And I think he saw the messages

Jane: oh well not my fucking problem is it

Brighteyes: NO
HES SPANMING THE GROUP

Jane: WAIT NO
I AM NOT GOING ON THE TRIP WITH THE BOYS.

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meanwhile....

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Shedletsky: GUYS THE GIRLS HAVE MADE A GROUPCHAT WHERE THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT US AND THEY PLAN ON GOING ON A TRIP TO THE BEACH

Jane: erm shut your mouth๐Ÿ–•
You saw nothing buckaroo

Spectre: erm actually that's not allowed
And I will get angry ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก
Wait
Actually ill take you

Chance: i can pay

Spectre: show off

Chance: ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸงŠ

Mafioso: oh

Jane: Chance what are you naming the baby

Chance: I DONT KNOW ID ITS A BOY OR A GIRL YET

Spectre has added 2 users~

Mafioso: YOU CUNT

Eunoia: ME?!
HOE I WILL CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF.

Nash: oh.
Erm anyways

Eunoia: OH MY GOD.
YOU ARE FINE DAMN MAMI

Chance: lesbians are real..?

Eunoia: shut your mouth
I will make you pay.
Also chance where is ur debt

Chance: it's all going to the baby funds

Eunoia: what baby?
..
Wait.
WHO GOT YOU PREGNANT

Chance: Mafioso and ITrapped.

Eunoia: ...
Oh

TwoTime: MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING

Nash: That's nice...
Wait what.

TwoTime: HELP ME
ITS ALL AZURES FAULT
NOW IM PREGNANT LIKE CHANCE

Eunoia: oh hell nah
I'm out

Jane: WAIT
I know what to do

TwoTime: what?!!?@?
JELP ME

Jane: clean it up.

TwoTime: FUCK YOU
STUPID HOE

Jane: ....
SHUT UP GAY TWINK
BOMBOCLAT LAMBOKALAMBA

TwoTime: the last two words were not necessary...

Jane: ok whatever

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Girls Only๐Ÿฉท๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŒบ

Jane has added 2 new users~

Brighteyes: that did NOT go well

Veeronica: real
Anyways who are the new girls jane?

Eunoia: hii!
Nash is mine so if you dare go near hear breathe near her or touch her then trust me I will break your fingers off individually
XD

Veeronica: i like you already
Ur such a diva

Nash: oh
I'm scared

Jane: WAIT!

Jane has changed the name to 'DIVAS๐Ÿ’œ'

Jane: much better!
Now this is what we are

Nash: realll
The boys pmo.
Also their talking about a trip or smth

Jane: oh yeah we are all going to this beach hotel!
In like a week!

Nash: wait really?

Jane: mhm!

Nash: im throwing TwoClock in the water

Daisy: TWOCLOCK HERLP

Nash: i dont give a fuck about what he's called

Eunoia: Is that my handsome, elegant, intelligent, charming, kind, thoughtful, strong, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, passionate, wise, funny, loyal, dependable, graceful, radiant, calm, confident, warm, compassionate, witty, adventurous, respectful, sincere, magnetic, bold, articulate, empathetic, inspiring, honest, patient, powerful, attentive, uplifting, classy, friendly, reliable, ambitious, intuitive, talented, supportive, grounded, determined, charismatic, extraordinary, trustworthy, noble, dignified, perceptive, innovative, refined, considerate, balanced, open-minded, composed, imaginative, mindful, optimistic, virtuous, noble-hearted, well-spoken, quick-witted, deep, philosophical, fearless, affectionate, expressive, emotionally intelligent, resourceful, delightful, fascinating, sharp, selfless, driven, assertive, authentic, vibrant, playful, observant, skillful, generous-spirited, practical, comforting, brave, wise-hearted, enthusiastic, dependable, tactful, enduring, discreet, well-mannered, composed, mature, tasteful, joyful, understanding, genuine, brilliant-minded, encouraging, well-rounded, magnetic, dynamic, radiant, radiant-spirited, soulful, radiant-hearted, insightful, creative-souled, justice-minded, reliable-hearted, tender, uplifting-minded, persevering, devoted, angelic, down-to-earth, golden-hearted, gentle-spirited, clever, courageous-hearted, courteous, harmonious, loyal-minded, beautiful-souled, easygoing, sincere-hearted, respectful-minded, comforting-voiced, confident-minded, emotionally strong, respectful-souled, imaginative-hearted, protective, noble-minded, confident-souled, wise-eyed, loving, serene, magnetic-souled, expressive-eyed, brilliant-hearted, inspiring-minded, and absolutely unforgettable Nash spotted?

Nash: yes it is

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Lambokalamba๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

Mafioso: women scare me

Jane: shut up gay bozo

Mafioso: grr

Nash: furry...

Eunoia: oh my god mami...
Ur pfp is so sexy..
No flash warning? I have epilepsy and my legs are shaking and spreading. Raw next question. I have NOTHING appropriate to say. 5 mins and a hair tie. Can we save hex. All 10 fingers. My fingers are tired. Who has my clothes? Both lips smiled. Born to ride forced to scroll. Bedsheet- soaked. To infinity and beyond. A tear rolled down my leg. FLASH US. This made my whole week, sorry I meant hole weak

Nash: That's nice
And maybe you can try 10 fingers on me๐Ÿคญ

Nash has deleted a message~

Nash: YOU SAW NOTHING

007n7: oh
That should be me and noli

Chance: remember when you broke the bed and I heard it snap yesterday.

Noli: mention it again and im putting a void star in your room..

Chance: also Eunoia I ain't paying my debt

Eunoia: maimuศ›a asta proastฤƒ crede cฤƒ este mai bun decรขt mine?! รŽi voi arฤƒta cureaua de la fund ศ™i รฎl voi face sฤƒ plฤƒteascฤƒ fiecare datorie pe care o are.

Chance: i feel uncomfortable
And I think she put a curse on me.

Mafioso: I need chance on my bed, whimpering and vulnerable. Crying out my name continuously as he looks up at me with a scared, delicate, and loving gaze. I want him to know who he belongs to as he bounces up and down repeatedly going faster and fast as time goes on. Not able to do anything but obey me and the strings tied around his wrists making sure he doesnโ€™t escape. I want him to scream my name audibly until he loses his voice. I want him to push himself so hard he canโ€™t walk for weeks. I want the slapping sound of skin to echo though the room.

Itrapped: you mean us?

Mafioso: yes bbg

TwoTime: ARE YOU PREPAREDDD, SHALL WE BEGINN, WELCOME TO MY WORLDDDD, NOW let's get playing, I'm tired of waiting, i can see doubt inside your eyess~climb up the stairs, be cautious, beware, we'll make the perfect pairrr~shall we get playing? I'm sick of waiting, I'm sure your itching for some fun~! Spirits of cards, a myriad of stars, let's see how far you'll fall~wizards may have some knowledged galore, but none have seen horrors 8 have, run away to safety~into the scent of lilies, but your mind can't hide for long~I'm so exited you have kept me waiting! Shall we dance forever? Under beastly weather! OPEN UP YOUR Eyes TO ALL THE SORROW THERE CAN BE! I'd rather stay here, no need for saviours, I'd rather rest under the fallen moon, how I've been longing to finally see this... Let's send the charades and let us quickly start the game, no more interruptions, no more boring cries of shame~in the saddened grove, I'll laugh until the dawn has passed, and then I'll finally have someone who understands at last!

Azure: oh.
Where are yall finding these.

TwoTime: in your ass

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Ok so

Im done

Also I love lesbians
And I think I might become a lesbian again
Idk๐Ÿ˜ž
What do yall think

Also fatimah if your reading this your getting pegged

And no she doesn't deserve justice for her legs ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

Also pls save me JohnJane, Brightsky and Eunash are my comfort ships ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘

Gigi out-๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„โœ…๏ธโœ…๏ธโœ…๏ธโœ…๏ธโœ…๏ธโœ…๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘

Chapter 6: you can bake my cake... wink wink

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my fanny flappers are sweating
uk heat is on another level
oh well good thing im off to romania in the summer! (im romanian)

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someone asked me if i had made up my mind abt being lesbian and yes i am proud to say i am lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 women hmu /j

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chance: i think i have stds

TwoTime: happy sunday!

chance: thong ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

Mafioso: oh

chance: something feels off...

jane: then turn it on!
john, Nash and 10 others has reacted๐Ÿคฃ~

Nash: hello i am Nashatra i like colouring how do i stop this voice thing i need help please make this stop i need help please stop this stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.

veeronica: i think she said stop im not sure

TwoTime: he is coming. be aware.

jane: oh

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TwoTime has sent an attachment~

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TwoTime: LOOK AT MY STUNNING FACE.

Luke: i was stunned with disgust.

TwoTime: I AM EVERYWHERE.

1x1x1x1: you may be everywhere but i am in your partners sheets๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

TwoTime:hoe
WAIT
MY PHONES ABOUT TO DIE BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY GOODNIGHT SPECT

Guest: we dont like spectre...

Jane: guys stop being rude instead...
bluudude pr3ttyprincess and c00lkid make sentaces using dough!
c00lkid you go first!

c00lkid: in italy they make pizza using spectial dough!

Jane: very good!
p3rttyprincess?

pr3ttyprincess: my brother makes dinosours out of playdough!

Jane: very good!
and bluudude?

bluudude: my dad says nolis useless and he has to use a pink sparkily victoreas secrets dlido

007n7: WHAT
NOOO
YOUR GROUNDED

Noli: its not that small...

chance: i want to say something but im scared

noli: he finally listened!

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ok since i alr wrote a chpter today i made this one shorter
AND THEY WILL GO ON THAT TRIP IM WORKING ON ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I wrote this on my pc help me ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ

Chapter 7: Chance gives birth... ITS A WHAT.

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Hello
Chance gives birth
Idk any names.
Pls help me
Also sorry for the hiatus
I was at a funeral
Of some uncle I didn't even know I had
But jokes aside
RIP ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿชฆ

Jane: why is chance screaming
John is pissed
He said he would rip his lungs and vocal cords out

Guest: he's giving birth
Spectre is shouting push
I can hear it
Your lucky

Jane: i can hear it very clearly
And im in the killers cabin๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

Guest: my eardrums are gonna burst
OH MY DAYS HE STOPPED

Jane: real
I was gonna crash out

Guest: why is he screaming again
Im scared

Daisy: when I gave birth I was twice as quiet
What is this
Racist

Noli: 007n7... Just thinking about him makes my heart flutter. It's impossible to put into words how much I love him. I cry for days and nights from the realization that my feelings are doomed. I would give anything for him to be real, to live and love me back.
Every time I look at his picture, goosebumps run over my skin. My love for him is boundless and will never fade. I am writing this, unable to hold back tears, with one hand, because the other is busy with another, equally important matter.
and I hope one day, it will become mine... only mine... 007n7..

007n7: wtf bro
Also chance are you ok bro
I'm scared for you

Brighteyes: what the fuck is chance doing
It's 3am.
Shedletsky is clinging onto me
That's how scared he is.

007n7: he's a big baby
You gotta take care of him

Brighteyes: shut your fugly mouth
that's MY big baby.

1x1x1x1: your so cringe mom
Shit

1x1x1x1 has deleted a message~

Brighteyes: why are you ashamed im your mom.
C00lkid has 007n7
And you are scared to call me a name.
Your grounded
Give me a phone

1x1x1x1: NO
I AM NOT ENTERING THAT CABIN
CHANCE IS GONNA BURST MY EARDRUMS.

Brighteyes: he stopped like ages ago

Chance: HIUUUUUUU
I GAVE BIRTH!

Jane: im scared
What are you calling it

Chance: it?
That's rude
I gave birth to MY children.

Jane: children...
You mean multiple...

Chance: mhm...
2 CHILD REN

Jane: stop putting mhm ur not nonchalant.

Chance: shut up you lit did it

Noob: monkey banana
Minaliputana
Monkey banana
๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต
Monkey banana
Nifilitichanana
Monkey banana
๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต
๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

Chance: oh
I should name my kids that!
Minaliputana sounds so cuteโค๏ธ
And Nifilitichananaโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

Noob: please dont
It's a song

Chance: ok whatever
I dont care.
My children are angles

Noob: you mean angels?

Chance: same thing.

Noob: actually it isn't
The main difference between "angel" and "angle" is their meaning and usage: angel refers to a spiritual or divine being, often a messenger from God, or a person of great kindness, while angle refers to a geometric shape formed by intersecting lines, or a specific point of view or perspective.
Angel:
Definition: A heavenly creature with wings, a spiritual being, or a person who is exceptionally good and pure.
Examples: "She is a guardian angel," or "The angels gathered around".
Angle:
Definition:
In geometry, it's the space between two intersecting lines. Figuratively, it can mean a perspective or a way of looking at something.
Examples:
"The book is open at a 45-degree angle," or "We need to look at the situation from all angles".
Key Distinctions:
Meaning: "Angel" is spiritual/religious or about kindness, while "angle" is geometric or about perspective.
Spelling: "Angel" ends in "-el", while "angle" ends in "-le".
Pronunciation: "Angel" is pronounced /EYN juhl/, while "angle" is pronounced /AN guhl/.

C00lkid: what's going on
Chance woke me up

007n7: HEY
why do you have your phone
I took it off you

C00lkid: only the phone case
Not my phone

Jane: That's smart
1x take ideas

Brighteyes: no he will be NOT doing this.
Right my little baby

1x1x1x1: yes mom...
.... . .-.. .--. / -- .

Brighteyes: my smart boy๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

Builderman: Telamon moved his tounge up and down Builderman's shaft. "Ohh... Tel-... amon... You're ama-... zing" Builderman complimented Telamon. Suddenly Telamon put his whole mouth over Builderman's member and bobbed his head up and down while tounging Builderman's tip. The hot beath on his phallus was amazing it felt like bliss to him. Then it felt different, 'what was Telamon doing?' Builderman thought. Suddenly it struck him, Telamon was now sucking on his erect member. "Ohh... w.. wow..." Builderman panted. And suddenly a boiling feeling swelled up in his loins and went through his whole body. "TELAMOOOOOON!!!" Builderman cried as he hit his climax, causing him to come into Telamon's mouth.
Telamon began sucking up the salty, and slightly bitter, nector from Builderman's member. "Mmmm, you taste great Builderman," Telamon said while trying to catch his breath. Then Telamon turned around and bent over "ok... ready.. you promised that it would... feel good right?" Telamon asked in an unsure way. "Yeah, but it might hurt a bit first" warned Builderman as he slided is lubricated cock into Telamon's anus. "AUGH!!!!" Telamon yelped as Builderman went deeper in.
At first it hurt, it hurt a lot, then the pain started to numb away and the way it rubbed Telamon's anus made it feel like he was cumming with every thrust. But he knew it was just a trick to his body. Then Builderman reached down and grabbed Telamon's phallus and began stroking the shaft. They both were getting tired and Telamon felt like his arms would give and he would fall onto the floor but he tried his hardest to stay up.
Then Telamon felt it, a boiling feeling running through his body, this pleasure was the best he'd ever had, soon enough he hit his climax and the contractions in his an*us that were caused by his pleasure was the last straw on Builderman as he also came. The feeling of coming together was pure bliss. Soon after they had had their 'fun' they were so exausted that they collapsed onto the floor.

Shedletsky: i hate you
I have a wife.
And a kid

Builderman: taph sent me it

Taph: ๐Ÿ–•

Jane: how can you look at me and pretend
Im someone you've never met.
๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

Nash: IM FEELING LESBIAN.

Jane: i know.

Eunoia: come back for round 48.
It's ok baby

Nash: im ok.
Thanks tho
I cant walk

Jane: lesbians are wild.
Im scared

John: i could touch you

Jane: right.
No

Daisy: what if me, Brighteyes and jane had a 3some

Guest: what about their husbands.
And me
I'm your husband.

Daisy: oh yeah
You can be on the side i guess
๐Ÿ‘…

John: waiter, waiter! can I have a serving of kืื…ึ‘๊ชฑืื…แฅฃืื…ึชแฅฃืแจฎืื…ึฎแจตืื…ฯ…ืื…ะณ๊ฏฑ๊ซ€แฅฃโจ and one แฆ“๊ซ๊ชŠ๊ชป ๊ชป๊ซ๊ซ€ แ ป๊ชŠแฅดแ›• ๊ชŠฯ please! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™

Jane: That's rude
Id actually love to see how sesbian lex is

John: I CAN TURN INTO A WOMAN
JUST FOR YOU

Jane: really?๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

John: no.

TwoTime: i miss azure.
He's so sexy.
I miss how I went onto of him last night

1x1x1x1: your mean we?
I'm joking

Brighteyes: sweetie your too young
Mom knows what's best

Jason: OH MY GOD
SUBMIT.
BECOME A MOMMAS BOY LIKE ME
PLEASE
I DONT WANT TO BE BY MYSELF
KI KI MA MA๐Ÿ–•

1x1x1x1: no thank you

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Okkkkk
So
I need help
Naming the kids
Chance needs help for his uterus
Gigi out-------

No flash warning? I have epilepsy and my legs are shaking and spreading. Raw next question. I have NOTHING appropriate to say. 5 mins and a hair tie. Can we save hex. All 10 fingers. My fingers are tired. Who has my clothes? Both lips smiled. Born to ride forced to scroll. Bedsheet- soaked. To infinity and beyond. A tear rolled down my leg. FLASH US. This made my whole week, sorry I meant hole weak

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Also I found this
6480864064 (white crosshair)
7905983439 (dottet crosshair)
6480864064 (red crosshair)
749187664 (circle with dot)
11716452437(whitedot)
12015470851(strawberry)
994959(cat)
116574773514367(bluudud) 93813201187721(pr3tty princess) 111965274844990(bluudud mobile) 73116417324150 (some hat)
6861758260 (non binary).
139523703175042(c00lkidd)
17570156948(undertake heart)
1208442282142966 (mango)
10443566756 (sonic)
82149881867282 (chewing face)
81146177384572 ("idk sorry" but it's actually a helicopter)
6051250285 (mouse icon)
12084724105 (red cat crosshair)
118301577257267 (black shiftlock)
84873085104315(white shiftlock)
5009915812 (banana cat)
3724740815 (spawn)
74234147309096 (toe time spawn)
66541462 (nyan cat)
12222223237 (Maxwell cat)
18832439056 (subspace tripmine)
1171587215 (pink glowing dot)
106299851415487 (u i i a i cat)
80127163563062 (chiikawa)
5467789531 (orange crosshair)

Chapter 8: WHAT THE FUCK.

Chapter Text

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

no more weird long copy and paste texts... since im on my pc neowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
and the long awaited trip
but honestly i havent been posting alot since my mental health is getting worse
also ignore any spelling errors since im on my pc
who du yu fink yu are babes xx

spectre has added a user~

jan: heloooooooooooooooooo

builderman: OH MY GOLLY
HI BBG
MAKE OUT WITH ME

Jan: freak
anyways

shedletsky: you.
hi!

Jan: hello shed.
is matt here

duse: hey

jane: why is this weird
and why are they acting nonchalant
im scared

shed: this is an annoying ass bitch
who will get her husband on you
and your cooked if your on his hitlist

brighteyes: where is 1x.
this child will not get away

1x1x1x1: MOM.
PLEASE
SKIBIDI TOILET
PLEASE
I LOVE YOU SKIBIDI TOILET
PLEASE
MOM
5 MORE MINUTES

Brighteyes: no.
you need to watch something more productive.
like, for example, dance moms.

Jane: GUYS
REMEMBER THAT TRIP.
TO THE BEACH

Brighteyes: yh what abt it?

Jane: theres a sleeper bus outside.
and spectre told me that we are going on that trip.
we only have 30 minutes to pack.

30 minutes later
.

.

.

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(im shit at writing these types of storys so some of it is from chat gpt but in my own words)

you know what. im acc so tired im gonna edit this in te morning. but for now im gonna put a chat gpt one that fatimah made. ftimah the freak e all love her. she said that if i read it i would faint. im scared.

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Title: โ€œMidnight to Paradiseโ€

The sleeper bus rumbled softly through the night, gliding along the coastal highway toward Azure Shores Resort, a dreamy retreat tucked between the sea and the sun-kissed cliffs. Outside, the moon traced lazy patterns on the windowpanes. Inside, calm reigned.

This wasnโ€™t a normal busโ€”this was the bus. Custom-designed, three rows of wide, plush beds filled the cabin instead of seats, all draped in soft navy blankets and warm golden light. It was the kind of place where laughter had once filled the air... but now, it was silent, save for the steady rhythm of breathing and the whisper of wheels on asphalt.

At the far back bedโ€”arguably the most chaotic and cozyโ€”Chance, Itrapped, and Mafioso were curled up in a tangled pile of limbs, half on top of each other. Chance mumbled something in his sleep, and Itrapped just shifted closer, his hand nestled under Mafiosoโ€™s hoodie. Mafiosoโ€™s foot twitched. He was dreaming of something... possibly Eunoia throwing him into the ocean again.

In the second bed over, Eunoia and Nash had claimed their spot with pride. Nash was spooning Eunoia, both of them snoring lightly, hair everywhere. A rogue sock had landed on Nashโ€™s head earlierโ€”no one knew from whereโ€”but she wore it like a crown. One arm was slung out protectively, likely in preparation to push someone off a raft in the near future.

In the middle bed lay Brighteyes and Shedletsky, the picture of married calm. Shedletsky had fallen asleep first, Brighteyes curled up with her head on his chest. They looked like the cover of a romance novel titled โ€œWe Packed Sunscreen AND Emotional Stability.โ€

Next to them, Guest and Daisy were asleep back-to-back but holding hands between the pillows. Daisy had mumbled a grocery list in her sleep. Guest just nodded.

At the front of the cabin, John and Jane lay like weary but loving parents, covered in three blankets, a fanny pack strapped to the bedpost โ€œjust in case,โ€ and a cooler full of snacks no one asked for. Jane had one foot sticking out, ready to get up and scold someone mid-dream.

On the other side of the middle bed row, Taph and Dusekkar were โ€œjust bros sharing a bed,โ€ except Dusekkar had a hand resting against Taphโ€™s chest, and Taph had shifted in his sleep to nuzzle slightly closer. No one would say anything. No one needed to. It was cute.

Azure was asleep stiffly on one side of his bed, face turned toward the wall, pretending not to notice TwoTime, who had curled up on the opposite edge... but had somehow drifted a little closer. Azureโ€™s arm was conveniently โ€œjust stretched outโ€โ€”not, absolutely not, offering warmth. If you asked, heโ€™d say it was for balance.

Noob, genderfluid and thriving, was starfish-spread across Sixer, who was smiling in his sleep with the quiet confidence of a man who knew exactly where he wanted to be. Occasionally Noob would mumble something about waves, and Sixer would adjust the blanket so they stayed warm.

In the bed nearest the front, 007n7 and Noli had the comfiest setup. 007n7 was holding his phone, scrolled to a picture of his three adopted kidsโ€”c00lkid, pr3ttyprincess, and bluududeโ€”while Noli slept on his chest like he belonged there. Every so often, 007n7 would kiss the top of his head.

Right across from them, Builderman and his husband Jan were in their own perfectly made bed, limbs intertwined, both reading earlier until theyโ€™d dozed off mid-page. Buildermanโ€™s glasses had slipped down his nose, and Jan had gently taken them off before curling into him. They were the kind of couple that made everyone else believe in long-lasting love... and the power of shared spreadsheets.

Elsewhere on solo bunks:
Elliot slept upside down, one sock on.
Luke was out cold, headphones in, blasting 2000s pop.
1x1x1x1 didnโ€™t move, even in sleep, like a ghost meditating.
Jason had fallen asleep mid-sudoku.
Veeronica had claimed three pillows, two eye masks, and a plush shark.
And then there was Spectreโ€”awake. Eyes half-closed, body still, watching the window like he could see tomorrow already. No one dared snore near him.

As the bus coasted over a bridge and the sound of the ocean grew louder in the distance, one by one, the group drifted deeper into their dreamsโ€”of sand, salt, sunscreen, and the inevitable chaos that would come with morning.

But for now?

There was peace.

And a promise.

The beach was waiting

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i just read it
ok fatimah
youve outdone yourself.
what is this.
im gonna kms.
WHY IS IT SO CRINGE
HELP

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she said that i make expressions like him
my legs to my shoulders and my chin like him
my waist and my posture like him
mama i'm chasing a ghost, i don't know who he is
mama i'm chasing a ghost, i don't know where he is
mama i'm chasing a ghost, do i look like him?
you gave me love, and affection
attention, protection
how could i ever miss something that i've never had?
i would never judge you
cause everything worked out without him
let it go, i've decided to
anything that lives inside of you
i would never ever lie you
you ain't ever have to lie to me
i'm everything that i've strived to be
so do i look like him?
do i look like him?
i don't look like him

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One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one
Uh!
Runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Uh!
Heaven, heaven
He's coming
Ridin' 'round town, they gon' feel this one
Ridin' 'round town, they gon' feel this one
Ridin' 'round town, they gon' feel this one
Ridin'-ridin' 'round town, they gon' feel this one
Got my, got my, got my, got my eyes open (Oh, oh, oh)
Got my, got my, got my eyes open
Got my, got my, got my, got my eyes open (Oh, oh, oh)
Got my eyes open
Oh, oh, oh, uh
Oh, oh, oh, uh
He's coming
Runnin', runnin', Runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one
He's coming
Ridin' 'round town, they gon' feel this one (They gon' feel this one)
Ridin' 'round town, they gon' feel this one
Ridin' 'round town, they gon' feel-they gon' feel this one
Ridin'-ridin' 'round town, they gon' feel this one, oh, oh
I'm ridin', I'm ridin'
(Got my eyes open, got my, got my, got my eyes open)
Oh, yeah (Got my, got my eyes open)
I'm ridin', I'm ridin', yeah I'm
(Got my, got my, got my, got my eyes-eyes)
Igor
One
Down, down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
Down, down
Dow-dow-dow-dow-dow-dow-dow-down, one
Yeah, ho
Yeah, ho
Yeah, ho
Yeah, ho (One)
Yeah, ho
One, one, one
Got my eyes open
Got my-got my-got my eyes open
Runnin', runnin', runnin'
Got my eyes open
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one
On-on-on-on-on-on-one
One, one
One, one
Got my-got my-got my-got my-got my-got my-got my-got my- (One, one)

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ok bye
i promise i will write a better one
im just going through some bad times :(

Chapter 9: the sleeper bus.

Chapter Text

my dog shit on my walls
again
this is the 17th time
naughty mylo
also my mum is making sarmale
yummers

also this is just the sleeper bus ride trip whatever

"HAS EVERYONE GOT THEIR STUFF?" Spectre shouted. they were finally on the bus. it was a sleeper bus. most people had allready fallen asleep and some were just cuddling with their partners. Spectre is a diva.

John doe and Jane doe were cuddling. Shedletsky was sleeping while brighteyes read a novel bluudud suggested to her... icebreaker..? he said it was her and sheddy... whatever? daisy and Guest were having an arm wrestling contest, of course he was letting her win every time. the gay trio were plit up by spectre but they made a groupchat to talk shit while pretending to sleep. eunoia somehow connected to the speakers and played baby shark on repeat, while nash was just laying on her stomach. TwinkTime was having a mental breakdown while Daddy Azure was trying to calm him down. everyone else was sleeping exept for jason who was calling his mom and saying how much he misses her.

1 am:

everyone exept the kids were awake (charlotte was sleeping aswell as chances kids who are called... i dunno ???? /sigh)

anyways everyone was awake.........

THE BEST TRIO EVA XOXO

Chance: i can not belive we got split up
this is racist

ITrapped: REAL
theyre mad we r better

Mafioso: lets talk shit

Chance: YESSSSSSSSS
ILL START
Noob is obese but hides it because they wear hoodies
elliot feeds us cum on the pizzas
shedletsky has a bodypillow of brighteyes
thats all

Mafioso: me nextt
eunoia has dandruff and lice
nash never washes her clothes
jane has sex with john every night
the jane one is true.
i hear it every night
brighteyes calls shed daddy.
daisy breast feeds her child
i hate women

ITrapped: we can tell
anywaysssss
007n7 gets fucked by noli for money
guest dyes his hair darker every month
taph makes out with duse i the toilet.
no joke i hear them now i hate being the closet to the bathroom.
the twink is having a panic attack i also see that from here
builderman is slowly going insane
and chance is fine as fuck
same as mafioso

5 am...

they finally arrived at the hotel. it was really luxurious. 35 pools and a lazy river AND 67 waterslides. this was a living paadise. they all got keys to their rooms and they slept for a bit before getting ready for brekfast......

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hello again
my lashes are falling down my eyelids
i had detention because i scrapped this little hoe
anywayssssssssssssss
all she did was pull my hair and slapped my face i am not bothered
anywayssssssss
time for a songggggggg

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i will always put songs at the end btw

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Cross my heart, hope to die
To my lover, I'd never lie
He said, "Be true", I swear I'll try
In the end, it's him and I
He's out his head, I'm out my mind
We got that love, the crazy kind
I am his, and he is mine
In the end, it's him and I, him and I
My '65 speeding up the PCH, a hell of a ride
They don't wanna see us make it, they just wanna divide
2017 Bonnie and Clyde
Wouldn't see the point of living on if one of us died, yeah, uh
Got that kind of style everybody try to rip off
YSL dress under when she takes the mink off
Silk on her body, pull it down and watch it slip off
Ever catch me cheating, she would try to cut my (ha-ha-ha)
Crazy, but I love her, I could never run from her
Hit it, no rubber never would let no one touch her
Swear we drive each other mad, she be so stubborn
But, what the fuck is love with no pain, no suffer?
Intense, this shit, it gets dense
She knows when I'm out of it like she could just sense
If I had a million dollars or was down to ten cents
She'd be down for whatever, never gotta convince (you know?)
Cross my heart, hope to die
To my lover, I'd never lie (I love you, baby)
He said, "Be true", I swear I'll try
In the end, it's him and I
He's out his head, I'm out my mind
We got that love, the crazy kind
I am his, and he is mine
In the end, it's him and I
Him and I
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
In the end, it's him and I
Him and I
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
In the end, it's him and I
We turn up, mobbin' 'til the end of time
Only one who gets me, I'm a crazy fuckin' Gemini
Remember this for when I die
Everybody dressed in all black, suits and a tie
My funeral will be lit if I
Ever go down or get caught, or they identify
My bitch was the most solid, nothing to solidify
She would never cheat, you'd never see her with a different guy
Ever tell you different, then it's a lie
See, that's my down bitch, see that's my soldier
She keeps that thang-thang if anyone goes there
Calm and collected, she keeps her composure
And she gon' ride for me until this thing over
We do drugs together (together), fuck up clubs together (together)
And we'd both go crazy (crazy) if we was to sever
You know? We keep mobbin', it's just me and my bitch
Fuck the world, we just gon' keep getting rich, you know?
Cross my heart, hope to die
To my lover, I'd never lie
He said, "Be true", I swear I'll try
In the end, it's him and I
He's out his head, I'm out my mind
We got that love, the crazy kind
I am his, and he is mine
In the end, it's him and I
Him and I
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
In the end, it's him and I
Him and I
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
In the end, it's him and I
Cross my heart, hope to die to you, I've never lied
For you, I'd take a life, it's him and I, and I swear (ay)
'Til the end I'ma ride wit' you
Mob and get money, get high with you, yeah (ay)
Cross my heart, hope to die, this is our ride or die
You can confide in me, there is no hiding, I swear
Stay solid, never lie to you
Swear, most likely I'ma die with you, yeah
Cross my heart, hope to die
To my lover, I'd never lie
He said, "Be true", I swear I'll try
In the end, it's him and I
He's out his head, I'm out my mind
We got that love, the crazy kind
I am his, and he is mine
In the end, it's him and I
Him and I
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
In the end, it's him and I
Him and I
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
In the end, it's him and I

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i love this song
it SCREAMS night
like HELLO
anyways bye
MY DOG JUST SHAT ON MY WALLS AGAIN....

Chapter 10: 3 (ALICE AND JACOB HAVE A FUCKING BRAWL AND CHIMBELY AND BARRY GET BULLIED FOR BEING BRITTISH) IM BRITISH SO I CAN RELATE WOOOHOOO (i found this title from when i made a fanfic of fpe x g&b x lot x hetalia x smth else idk help me )

Chapter Text

please ignore the title.
i saw it and i decided to make it as a title.
also if you dont knowthey are all in their rooms sleeping but some of them are chatting
also... fatimah goons to taph.
heh... i tought her so well...
also im getting a tounge pericing!!!!!!!!!11
hurray. i am. happy.
also would you guys read a multi fandom chatfit like this sighghgh
i would include fandoms like ...
fpe, dandys world , forsaken , hetalia , g&b , crk , lot , endzone , md and some more
meow

Lambokalamba๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

Jane: i carnt sleep.
help me.

shedletsky: real.
brighteyes fell asleep so fast.
help

Jane: imagine having to share a room with your son

Shedletsky: i hate you.
hes snoring so loud.
why didnt i pull out.

Jane: exuse me.

Brighteyes: kinda stinky down there.

Guest: what. anyways... i have a daughter.

Jane: i said son.
learn to read

007n7: fully grown man btw
also i have 3 kids
3.

Jane: but you have noli.
and elliot.
1 kid per parent.

007n7: stop spamming.
im off to sleep

Jane bye.
i wont miss you
but yk what i miss

007n7: what

Jane: my husbands hard, veiny and long penis
and how it hits that spot ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

jane has deleted 2 messages~

007n7: SCREENSHOTTED.

Guest: SA ME
WAIT NO
HOW TO DELETE A MESSAGE
I MENT SA ME
NO.
I MENY SA ME
SA ME
SAME
FINALLY

John: what the fuck did i just wake up to me
and why is jane hyperventalating in the bathroom

007n7 sa me is wild bro
also...

007n7 has sent an attachment~

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John: .
oh.
im scared

Jane: I THINK IM GOING INSANE
LIKE TWO TIME
I DID NOT MEAN THAT.

John: Jane.
your a freak.
but your MY freak
mine ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

Jane: oh.
hell yeah ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

Shedletsky: I squirted.

Veeronica: im using my rose toy.
but it just ran out of battery

Daisy: i have a question..

Guest: tell me.

Daisy: what happened to please.

Guest: eh?

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okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk im done.

im breaking the law of talos
by breaking a couple of battles
someone tried to stopped me
i said whats your problem
dont you know who i am
im karl.

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hear me out on jane doe.

Chapter 11: the married girls are at it again sigh

Notes:

hello
i just realised i could do this
heh you did that just for me didnt you...
also i think i might be non binary
sigh
idk anymore
but on the good side
i finished my two time cosplay!!!!!!!
its the princess skin lolol
my room smells like hairspray and broken dreams
also im going to con with fatimah
shes going as taph
she goons to taph
and were meeting up with other forsaken cosplayers hehe XD

Chapter Text

hello i like gooning
also yes idc if this isnt how they act
also i cba to write the trip anymore
so pretend this is after the trip
i might make that a seperate story
also why tf did i post this work and then 12 hours later ppl started to see it...
hello

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Lambokalomba๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

jane: that trip was.. something

chance: real
i need an emotional support lawyer

shedletsky: i think i got brighteyes pregnant

chance: im sorry
WHAT

shedletsky: i didnt pull out

jane: freak

Twotime: JANE DOE IS NOT REAL SHE IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY MADE BY HIMSELF. ERIK.

Jane: what..
cunt

Twotime: IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO 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TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME IM TWO TIME I NEED YOU AZURE FUCK ME.

Jane: the last part was NOT necesarry.

TwoTime: ni**a

( i am not typing the n word!)

Jane: what.
please repeat that phase

TwoTime: AZURE TO OKDNDW MU PXDWCS PJINE

Jane: oh
@thebossspectreeee
look at what azure said.
i hate racism

Azure: stop being a snitch jam

Jane: GASP
THATS A BAD WORD
also its jane tenticle locker

Shedletsky: SPECTRE SAID THAT WORD WAS BANNED

Azure: so two time can say the n word but im not allowed to say snitch.

Jane: actually YOU tped it
timmy tuffknuckles

spectre: naughty naughty

spectre has muted azure and two time for 10 hours~

spectre: bye
also shed theres condoms and a pregnacy test
on ur bed
be carefull

Jane: since when were u chill

spectre: nah
im not
YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE

Jane: why.
what did i do anyways

spectre: its not just you
its them...
the w...
wwww...
THE WOMEN.

Daisy: pls shut up hoe
let us out
i dont wanna be here anymore

spectre: you dont even participate
dummy

brighteyes: IM PREGNANT
JK
WAIT
THERES ANOTHER BLUE LINE
NO
WHAT IS THIS
1X YOUR GETTING A SIBLING

1x1x1x1: WHAT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PLEASE MOM
IM NOT READY

Brighteyes: you will be ready young boy.
also
last time i checked
its time for a whooping.

c00lkid: I'm- I'ma go take a shit
Then I'ma play with my sword like a Brit
My bro opens his mouth when I need a toilet
I jerk off to cartoons in 32 bit
They don't want me near kids, so I don't babysit
My asshole so dirty, it's got a nice tint
Playing with my belly button, it's got lots of lint
I'm saying these things, I don't go to college
I'm feelin' gay, I'm feelin' skibidi
Need a big man to come and dick me (Ni**a, what?)
I take off my clothes and start doin' the griddy
Kids in my basement beggin' "Please don't whip me"
I ate my diarrhea with no hands
Bars so gas, '45 in Japan
If you don't like Skibidi Toilet, you're trans
I like goin' to school with a hole in my pants
I'ma go take a shit
Then I'ma go play with my sword like a Brit
Epstein Island under new managemะตnt
Stand on my money like Georgะต Washington
I explode on his tower like Bin Laden
He was lookin' at me funny, so I poop on him
Cum flotting everywhere, hope you can swim
Got impaled last night, so I can't work my limbs

007n7: what is this.

daisy: songs!
Mustard on the beat, ho

[Verse 1: Tinashe]
Give me all that you got now
Make you want me cause I'm hot now
I'm gone, so faded I'm on one
Bang bang, pop off like a long gun

[Pre-Chorus: Tinashe]
If you a lame ni**a you ain't making no noise
Get faded, turn up with the big boys
Live fast, die young that's my choice
Get money, get money like an invoice
We can mob all in the whip
Make the money make a grip
I be stuntin' with my clique
Getting faded 'til we trip (oh)

[Chorus: Tinashe]
Man, I love to get on
I love to get 2 on
When the drink be too strong
When the tree be way too strong
Get faded, turn up, bruh
Pour it on up 'til I can't even think no more
Get ratchet, go dumb then go more dumb then
We can keep it lit, let's roll
I love to get 2 on
Let-let... let's roll
I love to get 2 on, I love to
Let-let-let's roll
Let-let-let's roll

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im so exited for con
hehe
bye pls comment
pls comment anything
i will be so happy
:)

Chapter 12: ANOUNCMENT

Chapter Text

hello guiz

i will be continuting with this fic
im just busy rn

i also made a discord group!
if you would like to join i have the link!!!!!!!!!!

https://discord.gg/JfDTMSnn

should work gng!
i need friends
and ideas for this fic
but i think itrapped likes men

Chapter 13: we love joe

Chapter Text

joe is an icon
if u havent alr join my dc groupppppppp
its so sigma
also im gonna add joe for this chapter because im funny

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spectre has added 1 new contact~

ITrapped: who tf did he add now
jasons mama?

Joe: helo
i am 85
WHY IS MY GOLDEN LAB NOT GROWING TO AGE 10.
i like bingo
SHEIN LUNE Plus Buffalo Plaid Pattern Drop Shoulder Hooded Teddy Coat
I discovered amazing products on SHEIN.com, come check them out!
http://api-shein.shein.com/h5/sharejump/appjump?link=lLNpFvuX2Ry&localcountry=GB

Chance: WHAT THE FUCK
why is there an old grandpa
hes older than builderman

Builderman: shut the fuck up chance
you dont know wach u talkin bout

Chance: shut up grandpa
anyways
who are yu

Joe: i think
joe.

Jane: are you a new survivor

Joe: no im joe

Jane: well thats usefull

Daisy: joe do you have demensia

Joe: i have a wife

Shedletsky: i have a wife..
shes so pretty
:)))))))))))))
i love my wife

joe: my wife is 1 and a half years old

Jane: OH
bit scared

Chance: joe are you sigma

Joe: husn enxewnixe

Chance: colddddd

joe: pineapple
trap7

ITrapped: uhm..
nty
i just miss my mans
sigh

Chance: shat up

Jane: @Spectreeeee
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WHY DID JOHN FORGET ME AGAIN.
MAKE HIM REMEMBER ME.
NOW.
OR ELSE
uhm..
ill get joe at you

joe: woman.
scary
beat me in house
and then
little pussy ahh

Chance: uhm
so..
jane you have a child right?

Jane: uhm no..
shed does tho

Chance: do yo balls hang lo
can you wob em to the flo
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow

Joe: i need my meds
and furries

ITrapped: i miss my manz
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Elliot: what is this group
im scared for my sanity
and my pizzas

Noob: yeah the ones with cum inside them
no wonder it tasted salty
is this chances spetial pizza

Elliot: you spelt special wrong
also what if...
we were all... married...
platonically...

Noob: why are... we so... unsure..?

Joe: I. need to go grocery shopping

Daisy has updated their status~
WIFE. MOM. LEGEND.

Guest: im sorry what
i beg your finest pardon.

Daisy: beg for my pardon the same way you beg me to be in your sheets.

Noob: uhm
help

TwoTime: does someone know where azu is
he took my labubu

c00lkid: i want a labubu
the 24 carat one...

bluudude: shut up
fatty hoe

Pr3ttyCHAV: hey x

bluudude: what the fuck
why is bro a chav

Pr3ttyCHAV: yu jelly babes x
at least i get fitter lads than yu xx

c00lkid: i thought u were a lesbo

Pr3ttyCHAV: well im not x
maybe abit
but still x
ill smash your fucking head in if you dare mess with me babes x

Noob: uhm
im scared

Pr3ttyCHAV: what are you looking at babes x
who do yu fink u are babes xx

Guest666: what is this wannabe chav doing to MY fine shyt
OH MY GOD IVE JUST SEEN HER
SHES ORANGE
AND SHES GOT MASSIVE LASHES
AND LIP LINER UP TO HER NOSE
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pr3ttyCHAV: YU FUKING JELLY OF ME BABES X
ILL BASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN
AND STEAL YUR BIRD X
FUCKING TRY ME BABES XC

Guest666: lilly tino?
this u?

OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IVE FINALLY DONEEEEEEEEE
ALSO MAKE SURE TO JOIN MY DISCORD!!!!!!!!!!!
id apreacciate it XD
im gigi on it and have a main and an alt lol
if u have any worries
or requests for the fic
ill take em!

Chapter 14: Haha kiwi imagine reading another chapter

Chapter Text

HIHIHI
SORRY I HAVENT BEEN UPDATING THIS FIC I WAS SUPER FUCKING BUSY๐Ÿ’”
Also if you are a sigma and want to meeet other sigmas please join our discord server we would love to meet other sigmasโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ https://discord.gg/Gk9QYKwVX7
This feels like a roblox admins gc instead of fucking forsaken so yeah...
Also devesto and artful mentioned beacuse i said so๐Ÿ˜‡
Im gonna Also change the tags abit so please bare with me๐Ÿฅฐ
This is gonna be very fucking long
Also i think i accidentally though jan was a man. Sorry queen๐Ÿ˜”
Ik this isn't how they'd speak but who gives a fuck? NOT ME.

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Spectre: listen up hoes
This doesnt feel like a gc from MY fucking games.
So I am gonna add two of your best friends

Chance: im scared
Fuck you Spectre

Spectre: fuck off hoe
Anyways
Also jason your getting replaced my guy๐Ÿ’”

Jason: kikikiki ma... ma...?

Spectre: your still staying in the server
And your replacement will be added

Jason: Kiki mama. Ki ma. Ki. Ma.

Spectre has added 3 users~

(Idk if slasher is mute or speaks so im just gonna make him speak)

Slasher: hi
Wait who tf are yall

Chance: is this jasons replacement...
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Slasher: shut up at least i dont take photos of my none existing abs and put it on my story๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

Chance: ITS PUBLIC.
NO.
GUYS.

c00l: i got a labubu!
Its red
Look!

Chance: it looks like jane does period blood
rip it to shreds

c00l: :(

Jane doe: you did not.

Elliot: Chance thats not nice to say... I insist you should say sorry.

1x4: yeah you should listen to him

Chance: are you gay

1x4: uhh..
Atleast I dont have 2 boyfriends

Chance: fuck you ho
@Shedletsky
@Brighteyes

1x4: tf u gonna do ho

Brighteyes: oh my loveliest child, are you gay?

1x4: yes mama ๐Ÿ˜ž

Shedletsky: our son is gay.

Brighteyes: yes! From what i can tell.

Chance: facebook comments ahh๐Ÿ’”

Brighteyes: i wouldn't be talking you depressed looking airpod

Noli: WILD.
also who else did Spectre add?

Gayunemployed: uh hi
WHAT THE FUCK IS MY NAME

Artartart!: oh

Gayunemployed: OH MY GOD PAPI.
whoops
My fingers slipped

Artartart!: like mine slipped inside you๐Ÿ˜‰

Chance: i just got whooped by jane doe
Anyways
Who tf are yall
And why are yall so... freaky??

Artartart! Has changed 2 names~

Artful: i will respectfully jump off a bridge

Devesto: pls dont

Artful: ok for you i wont baba grill

Devesto: thank you papi๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅบ

TwoTime: im consuming a n*gger!

Devesto: a what..
Idk who you are but pls check your spelling

Twotime: uh
Oh no, please exuse thy as i have unfortunately spelt a phrase incorrectly.
What i ment was i was consuming a snicker chocolate bar.

Artful: you talk funny

Azure: dusekkar is worse.

Dusekkar: my fellow friend, meanings are good and means are bad, but watch out my friends this quote has come to an end.

Devesto: exuse me.

Artful: Devesto check your dms you little slut๐Ÿ˜‰

Devesto: oki๐Ÿฅบ

Chance: their worse than us @itrapped @mafioso

Devesto: poly??

Mafioso: yes!

Jane: hoes
Gtfo

Devesto: hater

Mafioso: dont mess with her
Her father in law is builderman๐Ÿ’”

Noob: even the mafia is scared of builderman๐Ÿ’”

Chance: English (sorry for bad hi)
Job had one bro
Stop talking
No you.
Piss off.
Imagine talking to yourself.

Devesto: WHO LEFT ROSES AT MY DOOR

Artful: thank me later sweetheart๐Ÿ˜‰

Noli: you know what would be good..
If you joined our server!

Chance: yes! Gigi is a great owner along with ALL of our admins๐Ÿ˜‰
But dont mess with JJ... and kermit... and worst of all... jane doe.

Jane: what did you say about me?!

Chance: nothing...
Anyways...
The link is https://discord.gg/Gk9QYKwVX7
Please consider joining as we would be very happy!
๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

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Plis join -gigi

Chapter 15: THE AO3 CURSE IS REAL

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THE AO3 CURSE IS REAL BECAUSE TELL MY WHY I START VOMITING BLOOD.
ANYWAYS...
I reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy want new people to join my discord server sigh... i need people who wont ghost you after 2 days of speaking like people who you could talk to at like 3am
please consider joining if you would like we are very cool i promise!
the link should be in the last chapter or in my tiktok bio @geoxgiana
im very awesome but ill probs be asleep after i post this beacause ive got school.. (fuck you british schools)
anyways they go to tescos today and unfortunaly (idk if i spelt that right sigh) they meet some chavs because i am mean like that!

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13:67

spectre: listen up hoes
we are running out of food

chance: we? your fatass is eating it all!

chance has been muted for 5 minutes~

spectre: anyways...
i made groups for everyone so they can get food and supplies
group1: chance, mafioso, nash, eunoia and itrapped
you guys need to get beverages
like water and a bit alcohol
and some juice and energy drinks
group 2 : brighteyes, jane doe, veeronica, jan and daisy
you guys get laundry things
and shampoo, conditioner, bodywash and soap
group 3: noli, 1x4, john doe, jason and slasher
you guys need to get blankets, duvets, pillows, pillow cases and things for a bed
group 4: azure, two time, eliott, guest, 7n7, devesto, artful, guest666, noob, shedletsky and the rest of the killers and survivor if there are any
you guys need to get the food
thats why your a big group
and finally
group 5: builderman, taph and dusekkar
you guys need to get plates, bowls and cutlery
off you go
also the kids just leave them

jane doe: is this a joke
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
you didnt even tell us what shop

spectre: ehh
tescos.

daisy: no...
I BEG NOT TESCOS

spectre: teleporting you all theres rn!
also if u wanna get some decorations for ur rooms...

shedletsky: CUNT

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they all get teleported to tescos and trust me... its massive like the size of a school or smth. anyways they are all around the shop.
group 1's pov....
"right listen up im in charge beacause i said so... now what do we need again..." chance looked around
"drinks dipshit.." ITrapped said very moody and tired "now go on and get them.."
"righty!"
behind them eunioa and nash were holding hands like a high school couple (lesbains... i love them...)
"i love you soso muchhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!1 my gorgeous wifeeee!!!" nash squealed
"yes.. i love you too but im very tired..."
"look theres vimto.. im gonna get some!" (i absoutely love vimto guys im their number1 fan.)
"ok my love..." eunoia walked behind her partner
behind them chance and mafioso were arguing like todlers
"whiskey is better! it tastes nicer!." chance argued
"nopee wine is better! it has multiple flavours and tastes sweeter." mafioso exclaimed back
"quit arguing guys.. we have 2 problems... the lesbians are gone and theres chavs coming right our way." ITrapped looked at the both of them annoyed. chance whipped his head round to smell perfume from 10 feet away.
"fuck this shit im running." chance began to speedwalk to the next isle leaving 2 confused men with a cart full of water, alcohol and juice.
"OI MATE"
ITrapped whipped his head to see someone pointing at him.
"That crown looks like its from youse mams fanny!"
"babes dont be so harsh on him hes looks like a year 7!"
mafioso burst out laughing
"im 27..."
"what are yew laughing at you bunny eared freak! even my halloween costume looks better than you!"
"at least i dont get passed around like a bag of chips!" a person shouted from above...

group 2...

"i dont want to be here... oh look i see the gay polys on the floor bellow!" jane doe looked at chance who was arguing with mafioso
"wait a sec... is that.. is that nash and eunioa... are they.. french kissing?" daisy looked worried.
"I want to go back." brighteyes looked down at mafioso "is he getting harrassed.. by highlighters... oh my god.."
"wait a sec... what are you laughing at you bunny eared freak... hmm.. watch this..." veeronica looked directly at the girl and shouted "at least i dont get passed around like a bag of chips!"
"your insults are shit." jane doe looked behind her to see jan just stood there with her mouth wide open
" i want builderman." she sighed and began getting shower supplies
"is she vaping.. she looks 13.." daisy looked at more isles until she spotted guest! she waved at him and he waved back.. along him artful and devesto were doing some.. extracurricular activites.. and 7n7 was bashing his head against a shelf. this was going great! right... i hope...
"she looks like shes coming towards us..." veeronica stated
"now we run. grab the supplies and flee.." brighteyes began to grab shampoos
"great idea..." jane doe said slowly backing away from the railing

group 3...

"no you can not blow up this place and flee... thats like illegal.." 1x4 sighed
" kiki ma ki mama!" (look theres the blankets!)
"why is jason still here.." john doe sighed, his demon king crown hanging off his head
"jason is the old one and im the new better version!" slasher proudly said
"wait a sec.. is that the girls? why are they running?" noli said
"my wife is there! i love her so much.. wait what is she saying.." john doe raised an eyebrow
"c.. cha.. chav? oh no." 1x4 grabbed a pillow case and shoved it in the cart. " we need to go.. quick."
(guys im loosing motivation sorry if the next bits are short!)
they were walking around until they heard a song playing. they saw a little girl dancing while holding a phone covered in food..? yuck..
she was singing the words to the song soda pop from kpop demon hunters
"OH MY GOD ITS THE SAGA BOYS!!!"
"ecxept for the white haired grandma.."
(i can not begin to describe my hate for kpop demon hunters... RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHDYHGYDUB DJ FOEJNFOUJCIBEJBRNIJCBIJFB0)

group 4...

as soon as they put just 1 item in the cart devesto and artful began flirting... freakily...
"maybe when we get back i can show you how to say my name over and over again." artful winked and bit his lip
the others looked very uncomfortable...
" uhm guys.. you can do this back at the cabin.." noob scratched the back of their head
"yeah its abit.. innapropriate... ngl" 007n7 began stuffing the cart with fruits and vegetables
" shut up guys this is what real love looks like! youralways targeting us look at azure and two time!" devesto pointed at them
there they were making out (ref to that one tiktoker... you know who you are.. the one that make twotime and azure kiss..)
"lokwey wish i had a gun rn! haha!" 007n7 started hitting his head against a shelf.
guest looked at everyone and began looking for daisy. shedletsky stood next to him.
guest spotted daisy and smiled and waved at her.
shedletsky nugged him " look at that woman.."
infront stood a woman with a bathrobe on with a cig in one hand and a pot noodle in the other. she had fluffy sliders and a face full of makeup.
"heyup yknow where ma douter is.. shes not been round here yeknow.."
guest smiled politely "uhm im sure shes here maybe go check the beverages isle?"
the woman began to speak again, her cigarette breath filling the air
"raght then ta x have a good day..."
"as soon as she walked off she shouted "TILLY MAE GET YOUSE ARSE HERE NEOW."

group 5.. (the best ones)

"ok my fellow companions.. we travel through this together.. for now we must acheive some plates and bowls! we will look for cutlery after!" dusekkar floated
"actually ill go.. you can go with taph. ill go find cutlery" buiderman began to walk away slowly
taph held a thumbs up as he began walking with daddykkar.

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Spectre: you all did a great job well done! but its safe to say you are not going to tesco anymore...
total 3000 quid

jane doe: spectre where do you get all this money?

Spectre: i have an of...

007n7: WHAT.