Chapter Text
Hachiware, Chiikawa, and Usagi were walking along the forest with picnic supplies in hand.
Usagi had the plaid blanket, Hachiware the basket of food and goodies, and Chiikawa wasn't contributing much but humming along with the others.
"I found the pretty spot!" Hachiware declares. Usagi and Chiikawa squeak and make little noises behind him, excited.
All though Usagi can probably only think about food like the big-back (fucking fattass) they are, Hachiware keeps that too themself.
Usagi sets the blanket down and Chiikawa watches from the side. When Hachiware sets the basket down, the two others sit on the blanket and enjoy the fresh wind and sun.
Hachiware takes out the food from the basket. This includes things like an apple pie, pancakes, and their precious Cheesecake.
"I made this all by myself!" They explain, holding the piece up. Chiikawa is dandily ignoring everything as they savor a piece of apple pie and Usagi is already gnawing on the fluffy pancake. Chiikawa makes a delighted noise while Usagi somehow manages to finish the pancake less than twenty six point four seconds. Then they go after the slice of Apple pie Chiikawa has not yet finished.
"Usagi slow down-" Hachiware tries to warn. They know Usagi is always hungry as fuck but Jesus Christ. Chiikawa frowns.
Not even Hachiware's precious cheesecake can be saved.
"NO STOP!!!!" Hachiware gaps as Usagi eats all of their cheesecake (that was their favorite mind you) after downing the apple pie. There's a mess of sticky frosting everywhere. For some reason even after it all Usagi's tummy grumbles. Hachiware and Chiikawa watch in horror as they eat the basket too despite there being no food.
"YOU FATTASS!!!!!!!" Chiikawa says words which is rare. This stops Usagi in their tracks.
Usagi has the AUDACITY to look guilty, making a sad squeak.
Silence.
Hachiware has had ENOUGH of Usagi's gluttony and hunger. "Your greed sickens me."
Usagi starts beeping, a red light flashing in the middle of their chest like a ticking time bomb. Usagi seems unaware at first, they give a stupid look when Chiikawa and Hachiware stare at them with horror
"Uhhh guys, what's going on...?" Chiikawa speaks again. Hachiware's heart drops.
Usagi fucking explodes like a time bomb. They don't even realize it until it's too late.
"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" Hachiware screams. Chiikawa looks traumatized as a mess of yellow fuzz is all that's left on the picnic basket. There's no blood, no gore. Just fuzz.
Chiikawa starts eating the fuzz of Usagi.
The end?