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2025-06-25
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2025-09-03
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a very evil chatfic (previously known as got bored, wrote a chatfic)

Summary:

The survivors get phones. Chaos ensues. Rarepairs involved, read at your own risk.

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author got bored and decided to write their OWNNNNNN chatfic....

Notes:

USERNAME GUIDE:
pizzaboy: = elliot
gambler4lyfe = chance
guest no.1337 = guest 1337
BOOOOOMMM = taph
pumpkinmagica = dusekkar
doubletrouble = two time
sentrydown = builderman
chiken = shedletsky
007n7 = ...do i need to explain?

more to be added in later chapters...

Chapter 1: in the bigninnginging....

Chapter Text

Inside of the shared cabin, the usual chaos of preparing for the next round was ensuing. Elliot was rushing around, making pizzas galore to help heal. Chance was busy reloading his gun with way too much gunpowder. Taph was prepping Subspace Tmines. Shedletsky was- okay you get the point. In the midst of all the calamity, a loud THUD!! sounded throughout the room. Everyone paused what they were doing, gaze now falling upon the large box resting on the broken table.

"What the hell is that??"

Guest 1337 was the first to speak up, his voice tinged with confusion and a bit of hostility. Who knows what could be inside of that box? Active bombs? Three killers in a trench coat? It was a risk he wasn't willing to take. Before anyone could stop the hacker, 007n7 walked up and promptly opened the box. A true showcase of his survival instinct. Everybody braced themself for some kind of explosion, but alas, there was naught. Soon enough, every single one of the survivors were crowding around said box like a pack of rats.

"It's... a bunch of phones."

Said Noob, who shared a confused look with the rest of the group. Everyone rapidly began to reach for one like the screen-addicted fools they were, hands grabbing at the cellular devices faster than you could say 'mass infection'.

"Holy shit, I haven't had a phone in forever!! Finalllyyy!!" 

Chance exclaimed, eagerly turning on their phone and scrolling through the applications like an excited teenager. It was honestly a bit shocking how he acted like they've never had a phone before, considering they'd only been in there for three or four months. As the conglomerate of survivors either figured out how to use the phone or just used it like any other person, they all noticed one thing. Of course, Elliot was the only one who spoke up about it.

"Hey.. we all have discord."

"I could make us a server, so that way we could communicate during round better.."

Offered a meek voice that wasn't really that meek, just dehydrated, also known as 007n7. Despite his troublesome history of being a terrorist across robloxia, everyone unanimously agreed that it would be a good decision to let the guy who's good with tech handle all the technical details. Hell, even Elliot gave a begrudging nod.


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> SURVIVORSOC00L

#general

007n7 added gambler4lyfe, pizzaboy, guest no.1337, BOOOOMMM, and 5+ others.


pizzaboy: was the name REALLLY  necessary.

007n7: it was the first thing i could thing of (-n-)

gambler4lyfe: didn't peg 007n7 as a kamoji usser

BOOOOMMM: you didn't WHAT.

BOOOOMMM: I CAN TALK OH MY GOD YESSS

pumpkinmagica: im free from the eternal chains of rhyming, i fear i was on the brink of dying.

chiken: you just rhymed.

pumpkinmagica: DON'T MENTION IT.

sentrydown: hey look theres a huge thing of fried chicken

chiken: WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sentrydown: gullible.

doubletrouble: How do i use this device

doubletrouble: My religion never let us have these phones

gambler4lyfe: don't worry two time i'll show u how to use them in a bit

doubletrouble: Thank the Spawn for giving me such wonderful companions!

pizzaboy: okay grandparent lets get u back to bed

007n7: wait real talk

007n7: does anyone know who the killer for next round is

pizzaboy: way to spoil the mood

pizzaboy: but im pretty sure its john doe

gambler4lyfe: OH MY GOD YES

gambler4lyfe: YES

gambler4lyfe: UHISJFHKJDGHJKDHFGJKDJKG 👅👅👅👅👅

BOOOOOMMM: excuse me.

007n7: lets NOT lust for killers

guest no.1337: don't you have a thing for 1x1x1x1?

>( GUEST NO.1337 WAS MUTED FOR 1 MINUTE. )<

>( MESSAGE DELETED )<

007n7: no i don't.

chiken: you keep your hacker hands OFF my kid.

chiken: are we clear.

pizzaboy: you act like he has a chance at bagging them

gambler4lyfe: hey so lets use some critical thinking skillls and NOT bully the guy who owns the server and possibly has control over our accounts

pizzaboy: shut the fuck up

pizzaoy: you goon to john doe

gambler4lyfe: NO I DONT

gambler4lyfe: NUH UH

gambler4lyfe: I WOULD NEVERRR

guest no.1337: the round is starting soon

guest no.1337: lock in

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