Chapter 1: It's Begun...
Chapter Text
Master wrinkly has created a chat and has added Snips, Obi, Bald Purple, Mama Clone, ladyBrocoli, Skyguy, Seclueless, and Grouper to the chat
Master wrinkly has named the chat a cool green alien and 8 others
8 members are online
Master wrinkly: changed our nicknames the younglings have
Snips: not mine or skyguys
Seclueless: why not you two?
Skyguy: icaught 1 tryin but istopd im
Obi: Anikan please don't text like a twelve year old girl it looks like your drunk!
Grouper: wait I kind of like mine
Mama Clone: Yoda how can we fix this?
Master wrinkly: The settings access you must
Mama Clone changed her name to Skaaki
Shaaki: anyways yoda why did you make this?
Master wrinkly: connected we must be
Bald Purple: I uh didn't have a nickname prier any suggestions?
Obi: I thought you told me that you had one already?
Skyguy: wait Mace is tath yer nikname?
Snips: HAH
Master wrinkly: Humorous this is
Shaaki: this is hysterically funny
Bald Purple: well what would a good name be!?
Grouper: well BALD PURPLE since you asked...
Seclueless: The opposet of what yours is
Bald Purple: pURPLE bALD?
Skyguy: this be beter than my sit-com
Bald Purple is offline
Obi: I must also go I've got to catch Grievous
Obi is offline
Skyguy: I have to finish this battle brb
Snips: why are you texting and fighting?!
Skyguy: oh yeah @Snips get off your data pad and get some rest your injured
Snips: but master I'm bored
Skyguy: snips!
Master wrinkly: listen to your master you must padawan
Snips is offline
Skyguy is offline
Master wrinkly: gone Ahsoka is the true reason I may tell you
Master wrinkly: more than skill in combat Ahsoka must have
Master wrinkly: friends she must have
Master wrinkly: now buisness I have
Master wrinkly is offline
Seclueless: y did he say 'have' so much
ladyBrocoli is online
ladyBrocoli: what is this?
Grouper: oh that ones bad....bye!
Grouper is offline
Shaaki: well master yoda made a chat to give padawan ahsoka more expieriences other than war...
Seclueless: and the younglings changed our names..
ladyBrocoli: ...and mine isn't even spelled right!!
Shaaki is offline
Seclueless is offline
ladyBrocoli: COWARDS!!!
Rex has created a chat Rex has added Boil, Waxer, Tano, Jesse, Comander Cody, Fox, Gree, Bly, Hevy, Fives, Echo, Cutup, O,niner, Wolfie, Chopper, Tup, Wrecker, kix, Ponds, Fil, Slick, Crosshair, Odd Ball, Hunter, Tech, and Purge to the chat
Rex has named the chat the real ARC's
27 members are online
Tano: another?
Slick: not again
Wrecker: wait I get be in one of these! hunter were in one of thos e things!
Hunter: yeah wrecker i know wait y are we here?
Rex: your all here because technically were not supposed to comunicate unless our missions coinside but Boil went on inspec duty went to most of you guys and got back to me he wanted everyone to know you guys exist and I didn't even know some of you so here we are
Crosshair: well its nic e to be included i guess
Waxer: boil? u did this?
Boil: yep i did it
Fives: wait why is there a jedi commander in here?
Rex: because Commander Tano is who gave me the pass code to do this on a secure line thanks by the way
Tano: your wellcome now give me a sec
Tano has changed their name to Ahsoka
Ahsoka: anyways?
Hevy: woo hoo!
Hevy: Dominos! we can do this on shift!
Cutup: yaeh!
Fives: thats great!
Echo: ok
Fives: echo ckome on y not?
Echo: but the manuals...
Odd ball: you read that stuff?
Cutup: all the time
Hunter ok we gotta go Bad Batch!
Hunter is offline
Crosshair is offline
Tech is offline
Wrecker: aw!
Wrecker is offline
Fives: uh oh here comes the other two we better sceddal they'd be sad if they knew we had a chat and they didn't
Fives is offline
Echo is offline
Cutup is offline
Hevy is offline
Purge is offline
Ahsoka: wait y did purge leave?
Rex: don't know
Ahsoka: wait Rex if your out of the battle then...
Ahsoka: oh crud anikan
Ahsoka is offline
Fox is offline
Ponds is offline
Fil is offline
Gree is offline
Odd Ball is offline
Chopper: well what was that about?
Slick: it's their honor that kept them here
Slick: they didn't want to offend the comander
Rex: well thats dissapointing
Boil: aww
Waxer: that's all right Boil theyll come around
Kix: eh we'll just haf to invite the commander on alot
Commander Cody: hey! im right here you know!
Rex has changed Commander Cody's name to Kissing Obi- wans boots
Kissing Obi- wans boots: rude
Kissing Obi- wans boots is offline
Tup: hah
Kix: oh hey tup i frogot u were here
Tup: yeah Anikan wanted water for asoka so yeah
Kix has changed Tup's name to cup
Jesse: well thats somthin
Rex: yeah not very creative
Kix: my gineus isn't recognised
Chopper: u spelled genius wrong
Kix:
Kix is offline
Slick: Chopper we've gotta go
Chopper is offline
Slick is offline
Wolfie is online
Wolfie: wot
Rex: well...
Chapter 2: The rishi incident
Chapter Text
The real ARC's is open
8 members are online
Rex has added the KIA role to Hevy, cutup, and O'ninner.
Ahsoka: no already?
Boil: how are they holding up?
Rex: they'll be all right in 501st
Kissing obi-wans boots: they should have joined the 212th
Echo: yeah but Rex was given jaig-eyes
Waxer: your here?!
Echo: yeah
Wolfie: his sacrifice was noble...he died a sodier
Gree: can you like...not spell?
Wolfie: I can spell better than you!
Gree: can you spell prestidigitation?
Wolfie: prestidgitaton
Echo: prestidigitation
Wolfie: pristegition
Rex: prestidigitation
Wolfie: pristationd
Kissing obi-wans boots: prestidigitation
Wolfie: kark you
ahsoka is offline
A COOL GREEN ALIEN AND 8 OTHERS is open
6 members are online
Lady brocholi: who took my admin privlidges!!
master wrinkly: take them I did
Lady brocholi: change my name!
Bald purple: no! don't then ill have the worst nikname!
skyguy: they're equaly bad
Snips: screen shot sent it to Barris
Lady brocholi: NOOO!!!!!
seclueless: HA!
Chapter 3: grievous
Chapter Text
A COOL GREEN ALIEN AND 8 OTHERS is open
8 members are online
master wrinkly: forgotten have i
master wrinkly has added Kit fisto
master wrinkly has named the chat
2 COOL GREEN ALIENS AND 8 OTHERS
Lady brocholi: what about me!
Lady brocholi: im green to!
Shaki: it says COOL green aliens
Lady brocholi: i am cool!!
Grouper: your "cool" sure...
Snips: master fisto aren't you supposed to be on a mission to capture grievous?
Kit fisto: yes with my old padawan nadhr vebb
Kit fisto: i think this will do much better...
Kit fisto has changed thier name to Chashire grinn
Skyguy: goood jobb a niknam hey asoca you shud chjange you r nam
Obi wan: please anikan ahsoka can spell better than you!
Snips: hey!
Skyguy: snips y do uhav 2 data pdas
Snips: well rex and fil were deciding who was better hevy or fives
Skyguy: you have a group chat with them!
Snips: you just used grammar...
Obi wan: good job anikan!
Snips is offline
Obi wan: why'd she leave?
Skyguy: because I'm going to end her for having a group chat without me!
Skyguy is offline
Bald Purple: thats frieghtening
The real ARC's is open
7 members are online
Rex has added the KIA role to Fil
Rex: salute
Fives: salute
Gree: salute
Purge: salute
Echo: salute
Chopper: salute
Ponds: Nooo! brother! ='(
Fives: come on! ponds we had a thing going!
Purge: I got it
Purge has changed Ponds name to Puddles
Rex: 4/10
Fives: 6/10
Gree: -1/10
Purge: aw man
Chopper: sorry gotta go kill some clankers
Chopper is offline
Echo: why do people keep changing eachothers names?
Puddles: because its funny
Puddles: for example
Puddles has changed Purge's name to Spit take 3636
Spit take 3636: y
Rex: 6/10
Gree: 4/10
Echo: ?/10
Fives: you'll get there
Gree: ope luminaras here to kill me bye!
Gree is offline
Rex: 501st we're being re-asighned
Rex is offline
Fives is offline
Echo is offline
Puddles is offline
Spit take 3636: wait what?
Spit take 3636: heh heh
Spit take 3636 has changed every ones names...
Chapter 4: are you the Traitor?
Chapter Text
The real ARC's is open
9 members are online
tiny arms and a big head has added the Traitor role to butter fingers
Christian nerd: WHAT!
Encyclopedia brown: whats with the names?
Spit take 3636: guilty!
Kissing obi wans boots: why not mine!
Spit take 3636: it fit!
tiny arms and a big head: @Spit take 3636 you better run
Spit take 3636: im in danger
tiny arms and a big head is offline
Spit take 3636 is offline
Commander Tano: wait who is everybody?
Encyclopedia brown: Echo
Christian nerd: Jesse
Kissing obi wans boots: Cody
Commander Tano: Ahsoka
Christian nerd: we figured
Fanatic: Gree and Spit take was purge
Encyclopedia brown: tiny arms and a big head must have been rex and then...
Fanatic: Butter fingers must have been slick
melting!: waxer
Kettle: boil...
Commander Tano: why didn't he give me a wierd name?
Kettle: favoritism
commander Tano is offline
melting!: hey I just fond obi wans data pad!
melting!: he's got a gc! here!
Upload to chat via pad -934589ufk490-........
2 COOL GREEN ALIENS AND 8 OTHERS is open
5 members are online
Grouper: .ut5rnju.er.jrxu.njurnhdru.njffrunju.j.ikzrkmlrkmlkpofrpoefwkodbjl grmiogimpkom'werjo' rgvoknm'rgsjonfaskjodfbnjodfboknmdfbkmosraokm'griosr'jrkjrsbi]2IUFRINJRAINWINGFRINJuotbiotgsikmbikbtkm'tmg0953ot5eh;srt.;s,tgl;4w5t.w45.tl45,y;le5,6u7k54ioky345,.6.
Seclueless: joijeriojrwoigjoierjgokerg/erg'er.f;le.t;.345y6/.56.u4/.5y.e4r5.tge45rty.3e5ryt/45.t/3.4t;.34t.3t34tr;l3.4';t45]'t]\4;t;'';45.t';;45.y[.456[l[5.';r5.typo4k5rto03945t4.';y.,;lyl,ll;o(oi(*)I4,5WY;4L5,.T;L45,RG;LERT,;LER,T;L45KG
Snips: What are you saying? and whys my datta pad going off so much
Grouper: juergiojpoert;l35./34t.r';34l
Seclueless: ,wpef,w4e;.f/w4r,.po
Shaaki: don't even ask they've been at it for hours...
Grouper: jfijernflewrlgf';.,dflkm34tr.e4/.t';35.t/.e,t4;5l,ytp3oot3w4.t';34.t3,4tpol35-type.t34t';34.t'.34r/.3;4l.t';3.4t5.[pl3-r;34';t't';34.tp3l[t;3;lt...tp3lt3.443=5[t0-3
Shaaki: Aayla had a mind game that only grouper could figure out and now they're talking about it
Seclueless: m;okerrkf,er[ger';/.gt';e5.5ty?$%t'.45.t;l3m4kjlm.,fr45e;,tg;lermgt;lk45mlkh;45m;okh;okh4m
Snips: this is so wierd but
Snips: /.g;.fgpeo5y.r,glldf
grouper: maokrgf.;'er.glerkfp;rg;l,reg/re;'lpkle;=tyelrgipolr;h.rpog;trpkgpoerlt;l4,g;'er,;lyt45.y,46'tg;.,g./rtg,b;l.56y,h/e.rg,;b.,5j.
/n ;l5.6,.5my';4,yl.er/>g,rt;.h,kl;rlh;4olgr;4'.g';eg./;ert.gpoertlgh-o0ro0ghlettp-42=-to2l4t.g4t;.,g.;',h50lgepokyl][e5l.y-fl;.g;lt54.h[p45,yp34,gl[45,g.op3reo,gt5kpler,gpoe,.gk,5gojker,gmkelrg,kle,rgl;
Seclueless: ls,df,le[pglkerlkg,'ermgbjkvpoerkg[erg,;lerp[lkrfp[lkmerlmfl[pwrlfl[wer;g[po3m4t[p,er;lmlrkgoe,tgpo35ltpgermkgjeklrgmv4w5vltvpwoekrt0ov,yi549iy;lrtky3iyokrgl,er;g.4[ger;g]r'y]\[];,.;[r6]u;lryo-56ph;;,h]er;yl56,u[p45l,y][5;6p[ule5p[y,56[pul,l;,gltr,
Snips: ekfgle;t,ghlekrt'er,lgkwkoitk3405i235.4';687;4l3k';35,745,6.;l45.6y;457;56,;'7.56';8/5';t.8[p56,78[p67k9p]km'l9.6;,lk;jtmyu;jl.yguj',;.78[p,ol;myjnpl,j7.';7.6;l5i,7;'5.8;lm6kj
Shaaki: no!
Chapter 5: Assassin
Chapter Text
The Real ARC's is open
12 members are online
tiny arms and a big head has added the KIA role to drip drop
drop kicked: man
Kettle: wait who are YOU
drop kicked: kix what happened
Spit take 3636: me
tiny arms and a big head: arrua sing
drop kicked: how was she on the gc?
Encyclopedia brown: Purge switched the names and aurra killed ponds
Loaf: how is this my name?
Spit take 3636: cause why not \_(\'')_/
melting!: so who's everyone else?
attack on chiken: fox
waiter: tup
ackerman: its wrecker!
ERM ACTUALLY: tech
marble: odd ball
attack on chiken: why so many attack on titan references?
Spit take 3636: Commander fisto made us watch it
Encyclopedia brown: Anikin had us watch mega mind
tiny arms and a big head: a master piece of film!
ackerman: @GARmin can we watch those!
ERM ACTUALLY: I don't think he'll stop us on free time
marble: @1!3[7&5=4_1!
tiny arms and a big head: oh no ahsoka has been at it with secura an d gallia already please n o more!
Commander tano: heh heh heh
Chapter 6: nobody died!
Chapter Text
The real ARC's is open
6 members are online
Christian nerd: wait nobody died?
gordan ramsy: why is this happening to me!
GARmin: whats happening?
gordan ramsy: my name!
yeah airsoft: not as bad as mine'
GARmin: crosshair! it's a good one!
yeah airsoft: sure we'll go with that...
count down: mine doesn't make any sense
coffe: jffjfffffffffffffaesiubariuovaiupr y
Christian nerd: purge
GARmin: -_-
count down: -_-
yeah airsoft: beh
gordan ramsy: kjnmadfkjegnqrnjdscjdfhelpanrkjnvhelpajjnehelpkallkerfhelpmeflkadjornhelpme!
gordan ramsy: ist skyguy!
Cristian nerd is offline
count down is offline
coffe: skywalker? y?
gordan ramsy: weeeellllllllll
gordan ramsy has changed thier name to my puppet now
my puppet now: ahsoka is on it and im not sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
my puppet now: im goana tacc a looc
my puppet now: jkjrnglksermg
etrlh;fjvpoksejgeopvn;oierkgfjhw3ujrvoiaehrfgopqwejfjhurkfneiuofke,jhhrvjadngjkdkkjghdfvhrlpajfnglkemvkjjlkjkfhrlpkjgonaerlkjglkjhelpklsfnvoiaejrjjergonovijdfkvawelkrghelpmekadmvkjajknajo;jvkdbnvpowanviuajevhljhafdiovnbaehfvjadhfvjkadjfhvjdfvujdajbfvhjkadfbvoisdnfgiuadjfghheajrpiofhvjiuaefvjkjerviuabviewjnfiuuerkjghwepojgniuerjflksethgjlksejvpojeviokjsejvujksefvoaerg9aejg98perjgiuh54iohjg87fug45iuhhv8weikjiu4ruoqwejrhg98w43uijy74uifjhuoy34ufio4u5tog3jt89e4jiutw48p9hugy398v4y95nutg98n4v589tu45c,umg548ntg9845gt7
my puppet now: im back! its chopper!
my puppet now im gonna lock this now
my puppet now is offline
2 COOL GREEN ALIENS AND 8 OTHERS is open
6 members are online
lady brocholi: ok so what do i have to bring for th e cook out on dagoba?
master wrinkly: steak, bring, you must
Snips: I got the salads
chashire grinn: ive got 70% of the meat!
grouper: I got the grill and ribs!
Bald Purple: got condamints
grouper: oh! and i got the beer!
Snips: tiy6g8iygy86g
5 hours later
Snips: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I can stil tipe bter than skigi drunc
Skyguy: no u cant!
Snips: prestigiditation
Skyguy: presidgeton
master wrinkly: right ahsoka is
Sky guy: wel then y r u drunc in the fierst plase
Snips:
Snips is offline
Skyguy: hereeeeeeeeeeeeee imgoonaa drinc
Skyguy: well now good sir how my I be of assistance?
grouper: how can you type righrt whne u druk
Skyguy: well now how doth you not madam?
grouper: wierefduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhq348yppptiiiiea;;;;;;;;;;;;
Skyguy: she is unconscious dubiously believe!
Chapter 7: The last domino standing
Chapter Text
The real ARC's is open
9 members are online
tiny arms and a big head has added the KIA role to drop kicked and encyclopedia brown
count down: salute ='(
tiny arms and a big head: salute
kettle: salute
melting!: salute
marble: salute
loaf: salute
fanatic: salute
attack on chiken: salute
spit take3636: salute
count down: this name kind of fits now...
fanatic: why?
count down: the count down of the dominos that are still alive...
Spit take3636: no please i didn't mean for it to mean that!
attack on chiken: hey now you still got the 501st
count down: well I've got a job to do lets send those clankers back to hell!
tiny arms and a big head is offline
marble is offline
count down is offline
attack on chiken: well you wanna play cards?
2 COOL GREEN ALIENS AND 8 OTHERS is open
5 members are online
Skyguy: welp i juts gav krel comond ovrr the 501ft
obi: well that should work itself out!
(no it realy wont that episode made me so sad)
master wrinkly: uncertain i am
grouper: hey Snips iojawefjilqaWK;T,Q3;OI5832=-OL5KKJ4L567
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Snips: jdfkmge45;lly][rt;hl,lkrpel5yepr5,kypo5rlglkerjk
master wrinkly has kicked Snips and grouper
master wrinkly: enough have I had
obi: how about gnocchi at my place?
Skyguy: sur!
master wrinkly: the door nob reach I cannot
obi: yoda y are you on my balcony?
master wrinkly: gnocchi
Chapter 8: carnage of krell
Chapter Text
The real ARC's is open
12 members are online
tiny arms and a big head has added the KIA role to Spit take3636 and melting!
Kettle: salute
coffe: salute
tiny arms and a big head: salute
count down: salute
waiter: salute
ackerman: salute
GARmin: salute
ERM ACTUALY: salute
yeah airsoft: salute
Commander tano: salute
my puppet now: salute
attack on chiken: salute
kettle: kark krell!
count down: yeah!
tiny arms and a big head: ok ok we all hate krell but we dont need to be shouting profanities at dead men
Commander Tano: YEAH KARK KRELL
tiny arms and a big head: commander! im trying to set an example!
Commander Tano: chill
Commander Tano: im the commander and this is a secure system no one's going to get us in trouble
count down: i didn't think about that
Commander Tano: wait so you did that without knowing that?
count down: they never said i was the sharpest tool in the armary
attack on chiken: well your not as dumb as chopper
my puppet now: hey!
GARmin: wait. what happened?
GARmin: last time we had like twice the people!
GARmin: i mean how did echo die?
GARmin: he was so good...
count down is offline
GARmin: i messed up there here let me go comfort him
GARmin is offline
attack on chiken: where's krell?
tiny arms and a big head: in hell
coffe: better be
commander tano: well I gotta go
commander tano is offline
2 COOL GREEN ALIENS AND EIGHT OTHEHRS is open
6 members are online
Skyguy: hey @Snips you want brats or hot dogs?
Snips is online
Snips: what?
Skyguy: uhhhhhhh we planed a cookout with you me and obi wan
Snips: I know but...
Snips: you can type now?
Skyguy: obi wan had me take lessons
Obi: actually I have to cancel the cook out
chashire grinn has been kicked for being idle
grouper has been kicked for being idle
Seclueless: well whats that about
Obi: me and gallia have another date with savage and maul
Skyguy: force be with you
Seclueless: force be with you
Snips: force be with you
Obi is offlline
Seclueless: so...
Seclueless: can I come to the cookout?
Chapter 9: obi wan is badass
Chapter Text
2 COOL GREEN ALIENS AND 8 OTHERS is open
9 members are online
Obi has added the KIA role to Grouper
master wrinkly: joined the cosmic force have you
lady brochli: Xb
Seclueless: oy!
lady brochli: even barris could have taken them
Obi:
Obi is offline
lady brochli: oh shit
lady brochli is offline
Skyguy: yeah luminara underestimates obi wans badassness
Snips: yeah when master gallia died he took them both on and won
chashire grinn: yeah
Bald Purple: not quite as powerful as my shatter point
Shakki: eh id say its even
Bald Purple: come on I am clearly stronger!
Shakki: well BALD PURPLE
Bald Purple: NO!
Bald Purple is offline
The real ARC's is open
7 members are online
waiter: wait nobody died?
count down: yup we all live to see another day
tiny arms and a big head: yes but jedi general addie gallia died...
fanatic: i think you spelled her name wrong
coffe: yeah its adi galia
ackerman: no its aedie galleea
count down: I thought it was addi gallia
waiter: yeah
coffe: wait does this mean I can spell better than rex because I was the next closest?
tiny arms and a big head: prestidigitation
coffe: NO!!!
waiter has changed coffe's name to prestidigitation
prestidigitation is offline
fanatic: do you guys even know what that word means?
waiter: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
waiter: no
marble: man does anyone have some leftovers to share?
count down: hhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
marble: gosh! don't do that out loud!
kettle was kicked for being idle
ackerman: y is the chat set like that
tiny arms and a big head: well they leave their data pads around and this is against regulations
ackerman: well I've got to go cill some clankers
ackerman: *kill*
ackerman is offline
tiny arms and a big head: 501st were being reasianed come on!
tiny arms and a big head is offline
conut down is offline
waiter is offline
marble is offline
fanatic: so...the weather
coffe is offline
fanatic: well I guess...
fanatic has changed coffe's name to molevolent
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