Dead there yet, Sexy?

by Ladyredangel2023

Summary:

Lydia's a adult who has been living alone at the old house, her ghost parents moved on, so did her living parents too, there's no one she's married to, no children to speak of, only her photographs and drawings, working hard for a goal that seemed as empty as her life is now, what is a lonely goth woman to do?

Chapter 1

It was a quiet morning at the job she worked at, she would walk by one of the ghost that thinks it's still working at a desk, doing paper work and trying to get the computer to turn on.
She glances over at the cubical at old Mary and would remind her again.

It's off Mary...its not plugged in

Mary the office worker ghost would look up at her and adjust her glasses to see her better.

Oh dear! -She looks at the back of the computer and was able to plug it in- Thank You Lydia! I don't know what I would do! So Much work you know! Don't over do it is what I say!

Lydia just smiles to her, she didn't mind having a few co workers as ghost friends, the other people who where living where just so rude and mean to her, but old Mary would remind her that the women are jealous of her unworldly beauty and the men are pigs,that much was true, she never really met a Real gentleman in her lifetime, no wonder she's a old maid of 25, staying pure till she finds her soulmate who ever that is.

You too Mary..You should really take a vacation? How much time did you get over what was it? 1970?

Mary laughed and then took a minute to think about it- I'm not sure? I don't remember if I ever had one really?
She noticed something by the window caught her attention, she gasped.

Lydia watched her ghostly coworker stare at the window, she herself couldn't see what she was looking at, but whatever it was, it was taking her home. As soon she could say goodbye, Mary vanished just like that. Alone again in the work place. This would happen ever so often with ghost she talked too.
She unplugging the computer and walks out from under the contion tape that closed the cubical ever sense, she wanders out of the abandoned office room and goes upstairs, she liked going to the basement to keep Mary company, but now she's moved on.
Once up to the living offices, she heads to her cubical and once there she saw it was covered in black and white streamers, basically teepee.

One of the snotty nosed workers was a blonde named Claire, she laughed at Lydia and got some of the other female co workers to join her.

Lydia just tried to clean the mess, she didn't want to lose her job.

Chapter 2: The Beetle Omen

Lydia ignored the group of female coworkers laughing at her, it felt like high school all over again, but the odd thing about the stunt they pulled in her cubical, was the black and white streamers.

Where You get these Clare? Party city?...couldn't think of wasting 2 ply toilet paper this time? She said while glancing over at the blonde chick. You know toilet paper was like gold back in 2020...probably that was the reaso...can't use something that's so precious to you?

A few of the coworkers snicker at Lydia's words, Clare glared at her and them, she then gave a smile flashing her so called pearly whites. Well Lydia...there's going to be a office party tonight at the bar my Daddy owns...You in? Or to chicken to come? I know you like to hide in that spooky old house of yours

She listened to Clare's words and knew it was a challenge of some kind, she wasn't afraid to join a party, it depends on the people who did it she didn't trust. She just shrugged her shoulders and tossed the remaining steemers in the recycling bin.
Sure Clare..I'll go..got nothing better to do , she said glancing over to her and noticed the boss coming over and telling them to get back to work, Lydia headed back to her cubical and the image of a all to familer ghost in stripes appeared on the picture of her standing beside her all smiling, she shakes her head and sees the picture was normal again, it was her and a coworker she was once friends with, who unfortunately never came back to work a few days after the picture was taken. She often wonders whatever happened to Bruce W, he was a nice yet awkward guy to work with, loved to joke alot and pull pranks on Clare and the others, then just disappeared. Probably was fired for harassment, it made sense by his nature, he just never stopped pulling pranks.
She sighed, wishing she had his number, she really didn't want to go to the office party alone, but then she noticed a very pretty beetle crawling on a bottle of orange juice she had sitting by her desk, she took out her phone and got a picture of it.

I wonder how You got in here? She let's the beetle crawl onto her hand, she goes off to the window and sets it free. Then was reminded of a past memory of a gaint beetle and a carton of juice being poured into a glass.

Beetle..juice?..she whispers under her breath, why it sounded so familiar, then it soon hit her.

Beetlejuice! She said again, she then covers her mouth, almost having a sudden panic attack, but took deep breaths and doesn't say it a 3rd time, she didn't need the ghost to be in her job causing chaos, then a idea appeared to her.

Chaos?..hmm, She smiles lightly, knowing who she would take to the office party with her.

Notes:

Next chapter coming soon

Chapter 3: Where have You been in all My Afterlife?

The drive over to the house was kind of odd, it was raining and storming out, it just came so sudden. She was listening to the forecast on the radio, saying of bad storms coming in the area. She bits her bottom lip, thinking it be best to stay home if that's the case.

Once home, she takes off her jacket and her bag and sets them on the coat rack, she looks around, it was so quiet and lonely, she sighs and wanders into the kitchen, once she flips the switch on, she saw sitting at the table was Beetlejuice reading the paper with a cig hanging by his fingers, he seemed not to notice her, or that the light was on at all, she looked at him in fear, not knowing what to do at that moment, she says Beetle and it got his attention, he looked up at the paper at her and around, he then vanished, he looked like he knew someone was calling him but somewhere else. His face looked that of confused and longing to be free, kind of bored aswell, but he didn't seem to know she was even there.

She couldn't figure it out herself, she shakes off the feeling of fear and goes to the fridge, making herself something to eat.

I knew I didn't say it 3 times in a row...but how does he keep appearing?? She says while cooking mushroom pasta, with egg noodle, onions, mushrooms satade with alittle vegetable oil an a can of Campbell's golden mushroom soup with a cup of water. Once her meal was set for the week, she goes over to the livingroom with her meal and sits on the couch, she noticed the TV was on and it was static looking, she turns her head slowly to see it was again Beetlejuice sitting on the other chair and was watching the TV, he seemed to be trying to change the channels with a remote he had, but was groaning in frustration as if he couldn't get the TV to do anything. She picks up her own remote and changes it onto the syfy channel it was playing Resident Alien. That seemed to peak Beetlejuices interest and relaxed to watch it, blissfully unaware of Lydia's existence.

She tried to ignore him and eat her meal quietly,she takes her phone out and checks for anything interesting on the internet, she then noticed Beetlejuice was doing the same thing on his own phone, she was surprised that the afterlife seemed to update on there technology along with the living, she did a test and typed his name in her message box and tried to send him a text, she shifts her eyes to him and sees he got the text.

Beetlejuice opens the text it said hi, why are you in my livingroom? He looked puzzled and looked around, again he doesn't know she was around, he then vanished from her sight, she frowns, thinking she was probably having hallucinations of him ever sense that day, she didn't feel as afraid but it did bother her, she finishes her meal and noticed he responded in the text.

Beetlejuices text - who are You? I'm in my livingroom? Unless...Lyds? Is that You? Where have You been in all my Afterlife?? Meet me up in the attic! I can't believe we finally have contact! Something fucked up is going on Babes.

She reads it, her hands shakey, she sets the phone in her pocket and turns the TV off,she gets up and heads to the stairs, only to stare up at that door, seeing the eriee glow of green light, he was there, waiting for her. She takes a deep breath.

As long I don't summon him..I'm safe..let's get this over with

She then stops and thinks of changing her clothes, then realized why bother? He's a ghost? Why she wanted to dress nice for him? She shakes the thoughts out and heads up the stairs, still wearing her office uniform which was a white blouse and knee high skirt, her hair was shoulder length an had bangs, she carefully opens the door and sees the glow coming from the model, it was a neon light flashing over the Cemetery saying So Call Me Baby?. She raises a brow not amused by the song title, she approaches the model slow and notices him standing up on the back of a red pick up truck and with open arms.

Beetlejuice" at long last! Not another vision but the real deal!

She looks to him curious, You can see me too? So it's not just me having that problem

He was surprised " it looks like we got a psychic connection going on you and me? Look Babes...Its not my fault if I've seen you walking naked in my room and disappearing..

She blushed,hearing this. She felt embarrassed" what the?? You can see me like that??

He smirks, grinning up to her " oh yea...you grown up over time Lyds..its good to see You in person that is again..He then coughs in his hand " an sorry if you saw me too in any such way..

She looks away and was to embarrassed to look at him " I..did see you..you just keep appearing..but it's like Your looking right though me? How is this even possible?

He hops off the truck bed and looks up at her, he was just as lost as her, but loved the view of her back side while she was turned sway, being tiny has its advantages.

She turns to look back down at him " how do we stop this connection? How did it even start?
She was concerned but not afraid or worried of such, something deep down was going on.
He just looked up at her and shrugged Maybe we are married?..maybe it was love at first sight? I dunno Babes? I could go back and talk to junebug...she hasn't left for retirement yet

She frowns An if she is? Then what now?

He sighed, rubbing the back of his head some, Well I guess we just deal what's going on between us? I mean I can't be bothering your life in this world right?

She shrugged some, Not really..I mean I'm the only one who can see you appear an disappear..its not really bothering me as much..I've gotten use to this..just thought I was having hallucinations due to lack of sleep..not enough to eat..stress

He smirks, yea..same here..it was nice having you around with me..even tho your not really there..an I can't do anything other then try to talk to you..sometimes I just have conversations with myself when you appear doing office work? Or watching TV?

She then smiles lightly, an glances at the window, seeing the storm outside started to lighten up abit, she looks back down to him, I know I shouldn't be doing this but...you wanna come to a office party with me? I don't want to go alone

His eyes bugged out of his head in shock, then they pop back into his sockets. Really?!! I would love to join ya! Haven't been to a office party in like forever..in the afterlife we don't have to many of those

Notes:

Next chapter coming soon

Chapter 4: The Sketchy Deal

She eyed him at first, knowing him and his mischief ways, so she folded her arms and became serious.
He noticed her expression and gluped, it wasn't going to be that easy.

Ok..first things first...some rules before I let you out...Lydia said while staring down at the tiny ghost in the model.

He groaned and then glared up at her at first,then looked away shaking his head and giving himself a moment to keep his shit together, he looks back up and shrugged " Anything Lyds...hit me.

She rolls her eyes, giving much thought.
The first rule is...No killing anyone

He just stared up at her and grinned lightly ' Sure Babes...anymore?

She sighed And 2nd rule...no forcing me into marriage again

He frowned at that, but nodded, wanting to be out so badly.
So is that all??...sounds simple enough

She then glanced away, being curious of his strange ability to shapeshift, Last rule...are you able to keep a living disguise? Because the people I work with unfortunately are from my high school and they think I'm a freak when I'm talking to ghost
His jaw fell off his face and onto the model pavement, she looked back and gasped.
You alright??

He picked up his jaw and turned around fixing it back into place, he coughs a few times 'Yea! Never better!..so your being bullied still?? , He looks back up at her, raising a brow.

She bits her bottom lip at his words' How you know I was bullied?

He waves his arms' Our Connection remember?! There was Never a day that I didn't see you crying so much and covered in bruises!...I was helpless of course..couldn't help if you just said the 3 words..you know I'll be there and put a end to them bitches!

She blinked, listening to his words carefully,it sounded like he cared, just like from there meeting in the attic, when talking her out from wanting to go in. She stepped back at first, thinking this could go horribly wrong.

He notices her sense of panic building, he then shaked his head ' Didn't we set ground rules Lyds?..I won't kill anyone..where grown ass adults..I can be civilized in the living world..just gotta say the 3 magic words and we be partying like its..what those guys say? Like it's 1999?...well that year wasn't so bad I mean..I get the jest

She then felt abit calm hearing about the rule she set in motion,she nodded slow and approaches the model. Ok..I'm sorry..just it's been a long time and seeing you popping around just spooks me.even if your just a image that fades in and out...but I did get use to it after awhile...but I know you want something in return?..because I need you to join me at a office party?

He grinned at first, thinking of something that might be what he longed for, for sometime. He stared up at her and points , One..kiss?..how's that?..its not marriage...its nothing Serious..just a single kiss...on the lips?

Lydia was shocked at first, then raised abrow ' a kiss?...no tricks?

He nodded and folded his arms ' so do we have a deal? My Mortisha?

She blushed at the name, knowing it's from one of her favorite fictional characters from the Adam's family, she sighed, thinking a simple kiss is kind of sketchy coming from a trickster ghost, she checked the time on her phone, just 2 hours till the office party.

Notes:

Next chapter coming soon

Chapter 5: The office party gone wrong

Lydia thought it over and stares down at him , You got a deal...but the kiss is After the party..once where back home...don't want them spreading rumors

He grinned wide, he was differently up to no good, but didn't want his prey knowing what he knows, he wiggles his brows up at her, Well?...Let the old man out?

She goes to say the words, but just realized she wasn't ready yet, she goes to the attic door, Be right back! I got to get dressed! I'll call you in a minute! She says while going down the stairs to her room.
He watchs her go and his arms drop, but he does rub his chin and thinks hard on what was to come, it made him excited yet didn't want to ruin the sudden peace he made with her, it wouldn't go well if she knew, he sighed, knowing he will have to cross that bridge once the kiss seals the deal. He checks the many watches on his arm and thinks he should get ready with a disguise and what to wear that ain't from the grave.

Soon he felt himself being summoned, he appears in a blink of a eye to where she was, it was the dinning room where all the wedding chaos happened at back in the day, he turns around and sees her all dressed an ready to go, he was stunned by the outfit she chooses to wear, she looked damn gorgeous, 2nd to Mortrisha Adams, that's for sure. He noticed she was staring right at him just as shocked, he looked kind of close to being alive, but the humanish less dead looking disguise worked like a charm, because the blush apon her pale face said it all.

Beetlejuice held out his arm for her, Ready to party?
Lydia smiles abit, she wraps her arm around his, Yep..ready when you are Beej..oh an!
Before she could even say it, they are telaported outside the bar where the office party was bring thrown, she felt dizzy from the sudden trip, she shakes it off.

He notices this and frowns alittle,You feeling ok there Babes?..need a can to up chuck in?
She looks back to him and shakes her head no, she takes a deep breath and trys to keep her stomach from wanting to.

I'm fine!...just thought I drive here..not you know

He glances away, Point taken..sorry Lyds..I forgot your a breather
She pats his hand lightly, It's alright..I'm holding up..let's go have some fun

The two enter the bar, the dance floor playing Missy Eliot, Lose Control. People dancing all freaky with it, some people where by thr bar and the booths eating party food and drinking.

Clare and the other office workers, mostly her click from school,see Lydia with a tall stunning gentleman with arms linked together. She approaches with a cup of very strong smelling liquor,thinking to act like she tripped and get the drink all over Lydia. But as soon she was going to perform the act, Beetlejuice noticed her from a far, he winks, making the drink tip in her hand to pour it on herself. This shocked Clare, she didn't know what happened all of a sudden, her co workers/friends all gasp, watching her do such to herself.

Lydia raises abrow, looking to Clare, Had one to many all ready?
Beetlejuice snickers, Party just started?

Clare glared at the two, Shut up! Both of you!..Once I get back you two better be gone!

Lydia blinked, But you invited us? An ain't this a public bar? Your father owns it..not you?

Clare was fuming mad, she glances back at her group, Come on girls where leaving this place!
One of the girls chime in, But this is a office party? Where having fun?
The group agreed and return on having fun, as for Clare she wasn't going to take this lightly, she turns around glaring at Lydia, I'll get my Daddy to ban You from this bar for life!

Lydia shrugged, she didn't care, but Beetlejuice sure did, he stares down at Clare, For your information Mis Brewster...I am one of your Daddys investors of this establishment

Clare was shocked, she didn't want to get her Daddy mad or losing money, she glups and frowns miserable lydia, Im..sorry..Lydia an..um you are?

He glares at Clare, Mr B Wayne...your father knows of me

Clare gave out a eeek! Swearing she saw his eyes gave off a haunting glow to them, she runs out of the bar spooked.

Lydia stares at Beetlejuice, whispers to him, What was that??..your saying your Batman?
He smirks and looks back to her, giving her a goofy grin, Well at least she's not into DC ..so let's get our freak on Babes! The night is still young!
She rolls her eyes an smiles abit to him, Sure Beej

The two head to the dance floor and start getting down, after a few questionable dance moves between the two, an the music getting all slow and up to beat, Lydia was blushing like mad, she didn't know what gotten into her,she never twerk,before or act like the other women in the bar getting close to there partners. Beetlejuice was just enjoying the craziness, but did juice the music a few times, as for Lydia just once, but the rest was apon her at that point.
The music ends for a break, so the dancers go to drink and chill, Lydia pants while sitting at the booth with Beetlejuice.
Wow!..I never knew I had that in me?..
He smirks and sips his drink. You where hot Babes! All the guys where checking you out..even the girls!
She smirks and shakes her head, she was enjoying the party so far.

After eating and having a few more rounds at the dance floor, the two buzzed and holding onto each other while walking out of the bar, once they get to a clearing, he warns her he's going to take them home, before she could protest, they appear outside her home.

Lydia stumbles to the nearest bush.and puked. He comes up behind her and made sure her hair didn't get in the way, being a good partner an all.

Soon once she gets herself to stop, the two carefully go up the stairs and sit on the porch swing together. The moon was at its fullest, the night sky so clear and vibrant in its darkness of blue. Stars everywhere, even Orions belt.

Lydia stared at the night sky in a drunken daze, but the night air was keeping her sober slowly, she then sets her hand onto his.
I had a really good time Beej...first in a long time actually

He wasn't really drunk, being a dead guy an all, he glances down at there hands, he looks to her face, the moons light made her just as lovely, he glups hard, unable to look away.
She then turns her head to him, she stares into his eyes.
Ready to seal our deal?..I won't back down from this one
As she says slowly moving closer to him, He watchs her and wanted to kiss her, but he sets his hands on her shoulders and kept her at bay.

Notes:

Next chapter coming soon

Chapter 6: We only just begun

Beetlejuice kept Lydia back gently, he didn't want to ruin something good that they had, but Lydia being drunk and stubborn, took him by his tie and planted a deep tounge into his mouth. Once the kiss broke, it felt like forever. She whispers the words, Beetlejuice..Beetlejuice..Beetlejuice.

He stares at her kind of lost in thought from the kiss, it felt wonderful just as he imagined, but seeing the puzzled look apon her face, snapped him back to reality. Oh ..um..well..you see Lyds where...Offical..through the kiss that was missing

Lydia was then sobering alittle, the realization of not able to banish him away hit her, more so then the marriage completely.
In her trembling voice, sounding like a small animal in fear of being devoured by the snake himself.
Shr says...What have I done?

He frowns at this, not expecting her to be afraid? She sees ghost all the time? What's so different about him? He thought,then he realized oh yea, I'm Beetlejuice...dug. in his mind he says this, he then holds her hands very gently and trys his best to calm his now wife.

Babes...I'm a changed ghost...I won't abandoned you or cause chaos..unless you want me too..in bed I mean..heh heh..eh..in the living world I won't do anything to cause harm

Lyd8a stares at him, she trembles lightly, but his words did sounded true, or how she felt from hearing him.
How Will I know You will keep your word?

He didn't have to wip up a contract to prove it, he just placed her hands onto his chest to let her feel his sudden dead heart beating.
Does this explain anything to ya Honey?

She was confused, then moved her hands from his chest to his neck, feeling it slightly warm and with a pulse.
He grins, You know if you do that I'm going to...
Lydia moved her hands off him and got up from the porch swing, feeling dizzy, still trying to over come the alcohol in her system. This is?..impossible?..how can you be..alive??..I thought it was just a green card into the living world?

He shrugged his shoulders and stuck a pinky into his ear, picking at it alittle. Well I never really explained in detail of the deal...but in the end you have a living husband with ghost powers still..well I've always had my magic back in the day..so yea..warlock you could say..or what they called back in the day

She blinks and nodded slow, now knowing he wasn't going to be much of a threat to humanity, she goes to the door. He gets up and picks her up bridel style, the door opens on its own, he then steps into the threshold with her.

He also carried her to her room and laid her down on her bed, he zaps her clothes into her usual comfortable pajamas and made a cup of water and aspirin appear by her nightstand if needed, he then covers her up, tucking her in., Rest my wife..I know it's alot to take in...but once you rest up..we can talk more later

She looks up at him, she did feel tired from the days events. She closes her eyes as if she fallen into a spell of peaceful slumber.

Notes:

Next chapter coming soon

Chapter 7: Honeymoon?

It was the next morning, Lydia woke up slowly, she looks around seeing no one in her room, she sat up and rubbed the sleep from her eye's.
It then dawned on her. "I forgot to send him away! She then shakes her head some. No...it was all a dream? None of that was real..It sure felt real..hmm..
She gets out of bed and wanders to her bathroom to get ready for the day.

Once showered and dressed, she heads downstairs and into the kitchen to make herself some coffee, she passes by Beetlejuice who hands her a mug, she takes it without notice and was pouring herself a hot cup of coffee, she stops and stares at the coffee machine.
I didn't set that up??..

Beetlejuice grinned, his head rested by her shoulder " Well I did that silly?..might aswell drink up..we have a trip to go to

Lydia looked at him, she then screamed, as if seeing him in his snake form all those years ago.
He looks at her and goes Eeeeeeeeee!!!! In return, he backs away and wiggles a finger in his ear " Damn Babes...you have a good set of lungs there!

She sets the mug back on the counter and takes a deep breath trying to calm herself down " so..you are out...none of last night was a dream..

He stares at her and raises a brow" um yea?..I'm out..but I've been a good boy! As he says this he turns into a dog and pants, wiggles his tail an his ears flop around while he goes in circles chasing his backside, he then changes back to himself and picks up his own mug of hot coffee, the mug saying Mr Juice, she noticed her mug said Mrs Juice.
She glups and watchs him sip his coffee and watching her in return.

She goes to the fridge and gets herself a coke cola instead, she pops it an drinks it, getting the needed caffeine. She sighs and looks back to him. "Explain what happened last night? Please...

Beetlejuice shrugged and folded his arms, leaning back by the counter. " You where pretty drunk...you kissed me which sealed the deal that was made all those years ago...so I'm free..where hitched..an I planned a honeymoon to Hawaii?

Lydia stated at him in disbelief and sets her glass bottle of soda on the table, she sets her hands apon her hips.
Beetlejuice!..Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!!

He looks at her and played along, he disappeared.

She sighed in thinking he was gone, he then appears right infront of her.

Beetlejuice " Boo!

She screams again and stumbled back, sitting in one of the kitchen chairs. Looking up at him, as he gets closer to her and sets a hand on the table, leaning down to her, she got the whif of saddlewood? Mountain fresh? He smelled clean and actually good, a tad bit earthy, but nice, she glanced away.
He notices this an just smiled ' You like? I showered for ya.

She tried to hide her blush, she did like that, but tried to keep her cool, she looks back at him. "I...I can't go to Hawaii? I have a job?

He grinned and takes a step back " you have a full 2 weeks vacation thanks to me Babes! I worked it out at your job.

She stares at him ' What did you do??

He chuckles " I have one of my clones dressed up and lookin like ya ..he's working for the 2 weeks

She rolls her eyes up, dreading what was going on at work right now, she can only imagine.

//At work// Clone Lydiajuice was sitting with legs spread like a man an was watching YouTube about paranormal funny videos on her computer. When ever her boss was in the area, she moved the mouse to click on a file, her work appears on the screen it was all done,,but it covered over the YouTube page. Then once the boss disappeared, she goes back to watch videos//

Beetlejuice grins, he knew what was going on there, he looks to her, Your in good hands Babes...so you wanna escape this boring routine and head somewhere different an fun? Just say the word and where outta here!

Lydia felt like her head was spinning, but it has been awhile sense she had a break, she sighed and gets up. 'I guess we can talk more about this on the vacation..but no funny business...don't want people thinking things

Beetlejuice smirked, What people? We be on a private area just the two of us

Notes:

Next chapter coming soon

Chapter 8: Honeymoon? Part 2

Lydia wasn't excited to go on a random trip just out of the blue, she knew he said the words honeymoon, that wasn't going to happen anytime soon, she wasn't that easy. She got her bag packed, she sighed, looking out the window in her room, the weather was still a boring summer, not even close to her favorite seasons yet, she did needed a change of scenery. So why not go along on a trip to Hawaii, a place her fokes always mentioned but never went.
Strange he would choose such a place? Probably was listening in on her fokes talking about it back in the day. She heard him knocking outside her bedroom door.

Yo Lyds! You ready to go? I gotta warn ya..my telaporting skills are tied to you now..I'm not tied to the Model or the area anymore, he says as she opens the door and sees him dressed head to toe in Hawaiian attire. He looked alittle more alive then usual, must be the marriage that caused that, it did make him a it attractive.
She shakes the thoughts from her mind and sees him move his sunglasses off his eyes, staring down at her in concern.

What? Is there something on me? He glances down at himself.

She blinked and just picks up her bag. No..your fine..just can't believe I'm going to this trip? I've haven't went out anywhere sense my fokes passed away..just been working and keeping myself busy all the time

He grins, You need to be out and enjoying what breathers call..Life?..you only have one..so live it to the fullest! I know I will with You by my side Honey!

She smirks, Like I have much of a choice? She then looks away, kind of feeling dooped, that she fell for such a trick, he could feel what she was feeling an it felt more like depression setting in. He takes her left hand and kisses it softly, taking her out of her thoughts and back to him.

Beetlejuice, my dear Babes...we where going to end up like this..someday...am I not a good husband material?..except the half ghost part?
She looks at him and didn't know what to say, she shrugged her shoulders and looked down at the rings on there fingers, she touchs it and coukd move it off, even his stayed on his hand aswell.

He watched her, he then takes her hand again and then taps a star trek badge on his Hawaiian shirt, Beam us up Scotty!
She noticed they where fading with bright colorful lights, then reappearing in another room, she pants hard, she couldn't stand the different kinds of telaporting, she looks to him and sees his body got mixed up during the telaport. His head was his ass an his ass was his head.

Beetlejuice, Whoops! First test run.
Lydia looked to him shocked, Test run?! You mean I could end up looking like you? You ass!

His Booty cheeks clapped in his shorts where his head once was saying, Hey! I'm a fine looking asshole Babes!

She rolls her eyes, Please put yourself back to normal?

He does as she says and was back to looking somewhat normal, his butt burps an he facts from his mouth. Oh jeez

Lydia held her nose, Beetlejuice..seriously?

He chuckles and sets there bags down in the room, So..how you like our hut? I made it at a part of the beach area far away from the people..just the two of us..we can venture anywhere in Hawaii..even catch us some deep fried tarantulas

She looks at the room it had a lovely view of the beach and ocean, palm-trees too, the bed was big for two and even had a working bathroom and kitchen set up.

Wow..its really nice Beej..She steps to the glass doors that was there window and steps outside,her saddles getting alittle sand in them, she felt the cool ocean breeze blow through her raven black hair and black beach outfit.that was a light material robe that covered her curves, hiding her swimsuit just in case she gets dumped in the water by surprise, she was prepared.

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Chapter 9: Sandworms in Hawaii,honeymoon part 3.

The two venture out onto the beach near there beach hut. Beetlejuice plants a big black and white strip umbrella into the sand, Lydia rolls out two beach towels on the sand under the shade of the umbrella.
He checks out her booty while she bent over, he looked away once she stood back up and looked to his direction.

So let's talk Beej ,She sits down onto her towel,watching him do the same on his own.

He nodded, Ok..well..after the office party at the bar..you where to drunk to remember that you planted the kiss on me, before I could warn ya...I mean I didn't think you would go along with it anyway..me being dead an all

She blushed lightly from his words and glanced off at the ocean, watching the waves. , I don't know really myself..I guess I just..felt that I should do it..seeing it was what you wanted in our deal..but I never knew it was to get you out for good? It being tied to the marriage all that time

He coughs in his hand and shifts his gaze to the sand. Yea..that I wanted to tell ya..but it was to late..in a way I do feel..gosh I hate feelings..but with you I feel bad yet good?..bad that your married to my dead ass...good..that we have each other? Does that make sense?

She looks back to him and nods slow, Your feeling guilty for that..but I do..strangely agree with you..we do have each other..even tho where both strange and unusual

He smirks and glances away, You know Babes...my first and Only marriage was swift and ended in death...but being married to you..I don't feel rushed into doing weird shit..like my ex did you know

She raises abrow, What happened in your first an Only marriage?

He sighs, I know I didn't want to bring it up..but she was a soul sucking cult leader..we had a satanic style wedding..which I didn't judge..I was just a fool in love..no matter what she was..an after our love making..she tried to poison me..she wanted my soul and my life...you think marrying her would already guarantee that right? , He chuckles, anyway..I chopped up her body with a axe...then I died

She stares at him with wideful eyes at first, she looks away and wraps her arms around her knees, resting her chin apon them.
I'm sorry that happened to you...that does sound pretty fucked up

He grins abit and then frowns, staring longingly at the ocean waves, Believe me Lydia...I would never harm you...your not like her..not one bit...you and I are..soulmates..if you believe in such

She nods lightly, my dad said that to my mom...my real mom..before she passed...and my step mom..she said that to my dad?..they loved each other very much..then passed away during a trip to some place to watch exotic birds?..they wanted me to join them..but I said no..just stayed at home doing my own thing

He glances to her, I was there in the attic when you said goodbye to the meltaids..then they moved on to the great beyond ...lucky goody toe shoes...get to go to such..they shouldn't have left you crying all by yourself tho

She frowns and closes her eyes, I probably should of called you then huh?..

He looks to her, I think it would of been to soon Lyds..its best that time passed for ya to have me around

She raises abrow, I guess...but would of been nice if you talked to me from the model..time after time?

He shrugs, well our connection was there..its not that bad?..I tried to talk to you..but I fear you probably be to afraid of me still

She opens her eyes and glances to him, I stopped being afraid..didn't think of you that way much...but the Snake part..that was spooky..did give me a few nightmares..but then those nightmares turned into..nice dreams..that made no sense

He grins and wiggles his brows, tell me all about it! ..every dirty detail

She smirks and gets up from the towel, Maybe another time..., She frowns sensing something off, she looks at the beach and at her hands, feeling everything shaking all of a sudden.
He gets up and felt it aswell, he stares off at the beach and sees people from afar fleeing thinking it was some earthquake.

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Chapter 10: Why it had to be sandworms?

Lydia couldn't believe her eyes, she walks through the sand, watching the gaint black and white sandworm roaring and looking around as if it was searching for someone or something.

She looks back at him, seeing he was just as shocked and confused. Beetlejuice...why is that creature here?..last I seen that thing is when Barbara brought it from a strange sandy planet?..an it ate you

He glups and trys to shake off the fear, acting like he didn't care an waves his hand, Naaa...well..true it ate me..but I got out of it..
He cracks his knuckles, Someone's got ahold of one of them handbooks...you know the one Babes..you read it often, He winks to her.

She looked to him surprised, Your saying a ghost did this?

He shrugs some, Maybe..or some living brat causing shit..I warn Junebug that giving that crap out to the dead will only cause the living to be curious...now we have this damn thing ruining our Honeymoon retreat!

She sets her hands apon her hips, Beej..we haven't even discussed that further.., She felt the ground shake, she looks back and sees the Sandworm heading there way. She gasps and then saw Beetlejuice step in front of her dressed in a superman outfit.
She stares at the red tight undies showing off his round cheeks perfectly, Superjuice?...

He grins looking back at her, No need to fear Lyds! I'll get this bugger outta here!

She rolls her eyes, My hero.., Then her eyes widen and points at the creature, It's getting closer!
Super juice jumps and takes flight at the gaint Sandworm, The creature roars and trys to chump at him, but keeps missing, it soon was moving around itself trying to get at the flying pest, till its body was all tied up.
Lydia noticed the sandworms tail wraps around her leg, she screams as it lifts her off the ground, upside down hanging in the air, BEETLEJUICE!!!
Superjuice sees this, he growls,Get your mits off My Wife Bub! He zooms stright for the eye, giving it a good punch, causing the creature to cry out in pain, it's tail let's go of Lydia, she falls from a great height, but Superjuice flys just in time to catch her into his arms, safe and sound, this was the moment Lydia actually looked up at her hero, he was smiling with beetles in his teeth an a few crawling from his messy hair.
She blushed seeing his eyes, she looks away shy.

He then lands by there hut, setting her down on her feet, Go in the hut..I'll get rid of the sandworm
She nods, she goes into the hut and hides, she could still see what was going on outside by one of the windows.

Beetlejuice grabs hold of the Sandworms tail, lifting it off the ground, it was struggling in its ball like form, he drops it back into the portal it came out from and closes it off, he notices from beach breathers watching in awe and tried to take pictures, but he disappeared from there view quickly in a puff of green cloudy smoke.

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Chapter 11: Honeymoon busted

Beetlejuice appeared in the kitchen of there Hawaiian hut, he wanders to the bedroom, seeing Lydia was looking into one of the handbooks she kept, thanks to her step ghost parents leaving it with her. She kept both books, one from her step and the other from her parents, she noticed both the books where different, one was old, the other had more added to it over time and looked cleaner too. She tried to figure out how or why that someone would of summoned a sandworm on the beach just at random.

He leans by the door frame of there room, Hey Babes...how about we head over to the food court and get some grub?..I can..um...feel that you are hungry

She blushed, hearing about there connection, she tried to ignore her empty stomach, but closed the both books.
I can't find anything for this?..other then the page on How to summon a sandworm...why it's added doesn't make much sense?

He smirks, Welcome to my world Honey...the ones that rule the Netherworld want to start chaos...an they think I'm dangerous

She looks to him and notices his form looked more alive and human instead of a dead guy walking, she approaches him and touchs his belly through his Hawaiian shirt and kept staring at his face.
He shifts his gaze to her face and once eye contact, he felt his dead heart jolt inside his chest, as if hit with a spark of juice, but not his, hers.
She too felt it, the two staring deep into each other's eyes, feeling more drawn to each other, the feeling was strong, there lips almost touching at this point in time. Then the sound of Lydia's hungry stomach snapped the two out of there trance.

Beetlejuice took a step back from her, his head spins, he cries out and soon stops it, he shrugs the funny feeling he felt and trys to gain his cool back. Food! Right! Let's go Lyds
She watched in a confuses expression apon her face and blinked her eyes once, wondering what that was about, she nodded an gathered her shoulder bag/purse and headed out of the hut with him.

He walks beside her along the beach, the sun setting in a beautiful yet romantic scene. His fingers brushed by her hand lightly not noticing, but she did noticed, she curls her finds along with his, soon there holding hands.

He grins lightly from the warmth he was feeling, it has been 600 years sense he held a hand of a living being at all, he knew Lydia was different then Delores in every way, even the Gothic style , but she had something that Delores never had, an it was a true Soulmate, someone he felt right with and the same for Lydia aswell, she didn't know she was Destin to be with him.

As he was lost in his thoughts, he noticed her stopping and checking something she finds in the sand.
He made sure to get a good look at her booty in the tight swimsuit outfit, as she stands, he looks away an acts like he sees a dolphin jumping out of the ocean.

She looks back at him and at the ocean, she sees a few black n white stripe dolphins jumping out of the water and disappearing.
She smirks, knowing he did that, she then hands over the thing she found. Does this look familiar? I thought I had this put away?

He looks at her hand and sees the blood red ruby spider ring covered in sand, he glups hard and takes it from her and tosses it at the ocean, it flys far and hits a passing by seagull.

Oh shit...um...didn't mean for That to happen..but yea

Lydia stares to him, I remember you pulled out a finger with that ring on it? Let me guess...

Beetlejuice grabs her shoulders and goes down on his knees, his head down on her belly in pure shame and abit of fear, knowing that Delores is After him.
She was caught by surprise by his action, she could feel his emotions and it didn't make her feel good, just scared aswell and cold, she shudders and touchs his messy blonde mane.

Um..Beej..its ok ..you don't have to tell me..it explains the sandworm and why that ring is here...maybe we should head home and get take out instead?..
She watchs him get back up and then she gasps getting hugged so close against his cold ghost form, she wraps her arms around him and hugs him back.

Beetlejuice sniffles lightly, hiding his face in her hair, I'm sorry our Honeymoon is a bust..I should of taken care of this problem long before we even met...I've been so lazy...and careless these 600 years...really thought she went to hell..but I guess she slipped through the cracks

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Notes:

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