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“That does not look like me,” Legend said firmly.
“Yes it does” Wild said.
“Wild, i swear to fucking Hylia. I will deck you so hard you will meet Majora on the moon” Legend said, which earned him a glare from Time, which he gladly ignored.
Wild was holding back laughter “But it does look like you!”
“IT DOES NOT- Wild, its a fucking Rabbit! How do I look like one?” Legend asked…he shouldn't have asked that.
“Well… it has a twitchy nose, and round eyes,” Wild said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the whole Hyrule.
Warriors in the background cackled, as Legends eyes went wide and he blushed a deap shade of red.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP, PRETTY BOY-”
Warriors could barely speak “I- wheez Legend, you're a freaking BUNNY-”
“AM NOT!”
Time stood calmly, with a deadpan face. Watching the chaos ensue as he sipped his tea.
“Shouldnt we do something about this?” Said Four, who suddenly and somehow appeared right next to Time completely soundlessly.
Time choked on his tea, but froze. Trying to pretend as if he didn't just got jumpscared by the smallest member of the group. “No. I think they will figure this out themselves”
“...Are you sure ?” Four asked.
Time deadpanned at what was happening right in front of him. Warrior’s was screaming his lungs out on the grass as he was sprawled out. As Legend sat on top of his chest, rubbing mud and forest foliage into the poor Captain’s face.
“Yes, I'm quite sure.” He sipped his tea, watching the daily occurrence happen. Doing nothing to stop it.
Four just looked up at Time, before walking off to go check if Wilds tools were still intact.
Sky returned from the wood gathering, yawning. It was honestly incredible how he was still walking, he dropped off the wound next to the fire pit. Twilight eyed him with the eyes of a very over protective mother-henn.
Instantly, he noticed something others didn't. “Where's Hyrule?”
“Huh?” Sky muttered, barely conchance.
Legend dusted himself off in seconds, looking around like a bunny that just heard a twig snap. “Sky… where is Hyrule? Please don't tell me your dumbass lost him!”
Sky just blinked tiredly “Oh… i thought he was right behind me-”
Time deadpanned when he heard this and Warriors, still on the grass, looked up at the Skyloftian like wtf . Legend facepalmed, Wild had trouble holding back his amusement and Twilight glared at Sky.
“Oi! Sleeping beauty!” His southern accent became thicker as his anger became apparent. He snapped his fingers next to Sky’s ear. Sky barely reacted, Warriors got up and scoffed.
“He's really out of it. I don't think he even remembers his own name at the moment.” Warriors muttered.
Legend just looked as if he wanted to toss Sky off of a cliff. His eyelid twitched, as he whistled loudly, which startled almost everyone in the group besides Wild, Four and Time.
Sky snapped out of it with a yelp “H-huh?”
“Finally! Where is Hyrule, bird-brain?”
“uh..” Sky’s mind seemed to go blank at the demand in Legends. He tensed up when he realized he couldn't get himself out of this one. “He- propably wandered off while we were gathering wood-” He said, turning to look at the forest, pointing at it awkwardly.
“Damn it, Rule…” Warriors muttered under his breath.
Wind came from fishing in the nearby lake. “Well, someone should go look for him,” he said, chewing on a raw fish to Four’s disgust.
“Oh oh! I can, I can go!” Wild said, with puppy-like excitement.
Twilight was about to protest but Warriors nodded. “You are more than capable at hunting prey, you could look for trails of a person, could you not?”
“I could!” Wild said excitedly, grabbing his gear.
“Wild, I don't think that's a good idea-” Twilight tried, but failed as Wild stuffed his bag with food. Making Twilight sigh like a tired parent. “This kid will be the death of me…”
Warriors put a hand on his shoulder “Relax, Twi! What's the worst that could happen?”