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forsaken oneshots!! (REQUESTS CLOSED)

Summary:

Gimmie ur money :3

Do YOU wanna have your ships written by a mediocre writer?? Well you've come to the right place!!!

Erm this is mostly gonna be 007n7 loll
But feel free to request any ship, but I'll mostly be doing my own thing tehee

(Crossposted on wattpad)
((I have never used ao3 a day in my life and I do NOT know how to tag sorry chat))

-carmelsplitter

Notes:

Oh God how do you use this site I'm pissing myself 😭😭

Chapter 1: INFO AND UHH REQUEST HERE IG

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What I will do:
Any ship with an adult! I'll even do 1xbuilder

 

What I won't do!!

C00lkidd with anyone, why? that's a minor
Along with pretty princess and blue dude.

I'm fine with any fluff of them, just not anything sexual or graphic. (Angst counts im terrible at it)

Rape,
I will NOT do that, even though I doubt some of you would request that I'm not doing it.

Anything ending with 'cest' or any fetish content, and no selfcest doesn't count.

 

But that's mainly it, I might add more to this later.

Note this I take a long time to write and my grammar is absolutely trash, bare with me chat I'm doing my best!! :3

Chapter 2: Que

Summary:

Just a que of requests :3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Since uhh I have a lot of requests to do I'll be closing them for now so any new requests won't be done. Sorry :(

 

My que ^w^

Chickenburger smut (DONE!!) ✅ :sigh, basically just shedletsky doing a gangbang with 007n7 and his clones :/

 

Investigative iris x Elliot fluff (in progres...)
:uhh iris saves Elliot from being attacked by wolves and they fall in love

 

Ao3 request- Daisy x guest1337
:that's all they wanted and honestly I might make it fluff and implied smut 😈

 

08 x yeslo smut
: I spun a wheel and this is what won.
Finally dipping my toes into writing yuri chat kinda nervous. Making make it a sun and moon situation :3

 

Pajama guest1337 skin x sleep well Jason skin (I think that's what their called idk man)
:still deciding if it's smut or angst. But knowing me I can't write angst for shit... Maybe though.. just maybe.

 

Tentacleburger (azure x 007n7)
Fluff maybe just a tiny bit of jealous two time :3

Noob x 1x1:
I'm so happy someone requested this bc I love noob so much Omg I'm going to combust

 

77noli
Smut plus bottom Noli heh 😼

1xdoe
They just wanted 1x to be female... Heh 😝😝 me loveee womennn grahhh

Pizzaburger
:calm down, I know y'all like ts ship so I'll try it out not my personal fav tho Depending on how I'm feeling it might be smut

 

Poisonburger
the survivors walking in on 1x1x1x1 and 007n7 just hanging out :3

MORE POISONDEBT!!
I'll figure out a plot for them later X3

 

I'll think of a name for these ships but yes I will do them >0<
1xtrapped or 1xzure

Notes:

Uhh until I finish these requests are closed :c

Chapter 3: Snuggles (POISONBURGER FLUFF)

Summary:

Uh... Basically 1x spares 007n7 because he looks like he hasn't slept in days and drags him to bed. :3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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007n7 sat alone of the couch, Elliot was in the kitchen preparing pizzas for the next round, two time was in his cabin and the admins were talking, he sighed leaning back against the slightly stiff cushions he closed his eyes hoping to at least take a little nap, unfortunately he once again felt the familiar tug on his body, everyone else seemed to notice as well.

"Good luck everyone!" He heard the admin say before he was teleported into the round his feet hitting the suspiciously clean grass. Rubbing his eyes he looked around finding himself in one of the rooms of the horror hotel, hearing a generator nearby he made his way over, letting the buzzing noise fill his mind, he didn't know how long it had been realizing he sat infront of a finished generator. Mentally berating himself he stood up, yet his blood ran cold as he heard the familiar music..

the killer left him for last. "####." He started to run hearing the music come closer. "I see you~" 07 ran as far as his legs could take him he ended up stumbling over his own legs falling onto the floor with a huff, he tried to get up but a heavy foot on his back stopped him. "How disappointing, I thought you would've put up more of a fight, hacker." 007n7 let out a sharp gasp as he was picked up sharp claws wrapping around his neck tightly. "just kill me already.." he whimpered out his hands holding on weakly to 1x's arm.

1x4 paused at this, observing the man in front of him. His hair seemed damp with sweat, dirt on his clothes along with the stupid (yet cute) burger hat on his head tiled just enough to show more of 07's dirty brown hair. His tired expression, his body..

"No." 07 was taken aback by this, he was again surprised as he was held in 1x's arms bride style. "Your lighter than before. Along with that you look like shit." 1x didn't look at him as she walked, his words serious and degrading. 07 wasn't sure if it was simply the lighting of the killers body but his face seemed a deeper shade of green.

Tossing 07 onto the bed of one of the rooms, 1x looked at the timer, 1 minute left on the clock slowy ticking down. "Sleep." She ordered shoving the blanket over 7n7's body, a look on his face. "W-why are you doing this..? Aren't you supposed to be killing me..?" He lowered his arms, despite his resistance he could feel his eye lids lower as sleep creeped up to him.

1x crossed his arms looking anywhere besides his supposed enemy. "Because, unlike your stupid teammates and my chicken brain of a creator, you're actually a formidable opponent." He grumbled out as he sat on the bed making it dip with his weight , her tail swaying gently. "Your.. special, I'm not sure why those teammates of yours- if you can call them THAT.. can't see how useful you truly are."

007n7 eyes widened at the statement, a slight heat rising onto his cheeks. "Thanks..?" 07 wasn't sure how to respond, did 1x truly see him as more of a threat than the others? Gripping the blanket he fought off the tiredness. "But that doesn't really answer my question.." he couldn't help the nervous smile appearing on his face. He tensed hearing 1x groan in annoyance. "I want you at your best when your facing me." He looked at 07. "And if that means I'll have to force you to get some rest then so be it." 07 let himself be tucked in, 1x's hands surprisingly gentle.

"Thank you.." 07 closed his eyes getting comfortable in the bed. "don't bother."

1x watched as the retired hacker fell asleep, 1x smiled at how peaceful he looked. Glancing at the time he saw it had changed from 0:56 to an hour, satisfied he let himself curl around 007n7 his tail wrapped around the hacker, a small purr escaping him as the man shifted closer.

His chest felt warm, sick even. 1x knew he wasn't supposed to feel such things, but for now he's let himself rest along side 007n7 a greenish hue dusting his cheek as she kissed the top of 007n7's head.

When 007n7 woke up he was in his own bed which left him dazed was it a dream? Surely it had to be. 1x would never be so gentle with him and scarily soft. Slipping out of his bed he made his way to the main cabin his mind elsewhere until he was snapped from his thoughts chance calling his name. "Yo! Seven! What took you so long last round? We were worried sick." All eyes were on him, which made him tense. "Uh- what?-"

Elliot spoke up. "Did something happen to make the time longer? You were gone for about an hour." He crossed his arms eyeing the hacker suspiciously. 07's mind filled with the past events his face suddenly feeling hotter.

"Yeah uh... for some reason the time went up once I was last man standing, I managed to hide though."

He excused himself, and left. he never thought 1x could be that gentle...

Notes:

Heh soo what do you think? First time writing 007n7 and 1x I could do better but I'm lazy. Also since 1x4 is gender-fluid they'll change from she/he terms often since I can't pick one.

We Stan slightly shy and touch-starved 1x- wait just me? Okay..

Btw this had NOT been proof read, lmk if you see any grammar mistakes

Chapter 4: Heat troubles (CHICKENBURGER/SMUT)

Summary:

Shedletsky needs 007N7's help with his heat and they get FRISKY😝😝

Ahem, warning. This is my first time writing smut...

Notes:

Shedletsky... WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY!!

-007N7

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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007n7 didn't know what to expect when shedletsky called him up to his room. or why he was even here. All he got was a cryptic "come to my room later" and that was it, nothing else.

Gently knocking on the door he let out a small sigh.

Along with that what if they get transported into a round? Sure the specter has been going easy on them but- how long would this string of mercy last?

He was snapped out of his thoughts, as the admin- or retired admin shedletsky grinned in front of him. Opening the door more. "Come in, come in. Sorry it took me a minute to answer-" he moved aside Letting the retired hacker in with a smile. 007n7 looked around there were two beds on either side of the room, one belonging to builderman, as he could see sketches and plans written out and the other side belonging to shedletsky. It was neat, papers covered their desks along with notes and.. puns for some reason. "I had to clean up a bit-! Go on sit down I don't bite! Often-"

007n7 decided to brush off his nerves (and the last comment) sitting on the bed and shedletsky plopped right next to him. Making the bed creak at the extra weight. "Sorry I'm just nervous.. you never exactly told me why you wanted to see me." He placed his hands on his lap holding to dry his sweaty palms, the man next to him looked away rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. "It's uh.. it's a stupid reason really"

shedletsky, sighed before steeling himself he couldn't hide the light flush on his cheek. "So.. how should I put this." 007n7 blinked, what could he possibly have to say that's making him this worri- "I need you to be my mate."

It takes a moment for 007n7 to process the weight of the words shedletsky's just dumped onto him. "WHAT!?" His mouth is quickly covered by the admins hands, "hey hey! Keep it down I don't want to alert the others!" They both pause listening for any footsteps, after a minute shedletsky calms down leaning away from 007n7.

"Before you ask, let me explain..." 007n7 lets him speak his face still read from the sudden declaration. "Not, a lot of people know this but, I'm a bird hybrid robloxian, before when I wasn't forsaken.. I still had most of my admin powers.. I wouldn't have to worry about... you know... heat. That much and usually handled it myself.. or got brighteyes help." 007n7 nodded as shedletsky continued his face getting redder by each word. "And since I really don't want to burden builderman with this, I came to you, since, well.. you're literally a demon hybrid.. no offense-!"

007n7 slowly blinked taking all of the information in. "It's alright but, Are.. are you sure you want my help?" Everyone who was old enough to read knew how delicate the topic of heat was, some rarely had it while others had it often, it didn't matter if they were a hybrid or a normal person. Still, he didn't expect THE shedletsky to come to him about it. But the retired admin nodded, somehow satisfied with his choice.

"I understand if you don't want to do it, I'm not forcing you-" 007n7 cut him off. "I know, I'm simply surprised you came to.. me. You know, with what I've done and.. how I've treated people.. why would you even want me to be your mate? There's other survivors here that are better than me in this regard.." he tensed when shedletsky put a hand on his shoulder. "Hey, don't knock yourself down like that, I uh chose you for a reason, sure I could've gone to anyone else. But I didn't." He lets 007n7 soak up the information before continuing.

"I could've asked guest, but he has a wife and Builderman doesn't get heats, sure he's my old pal but he'd never truly understand how to help in such a situation..." 007n7 nodded along sorta understanding where shedletsky was coming from. "Along with that.. none of them smell the way you do.."

shedletsky looked away his cheeks red while 007n7 stuttered. "What? What do you mean..?" shedletsky sighed wondering how to put this in words that DOESNT make him look like a creep. "You- you smell capable. And sweet at the same time, I'm not sure why or how for that matter. But you smell good." 007n7 blushed at this, hoping this was simply a dream.

"Okay, e-enough about how I smell.. just.. give me some time to think this over." shedletsky Perked at this leaning in a bit. "Really? you'd consider it?" He nodded rubbing his temple. "Yeah, but don't expect me to answer right away.. this is.. a lot for me to take in.." he couldn't imagine how the others would feel if he did except, even worse if they did make it back home.

How would he tell c00lkidd? If he did except at least he'd have another dad? Wait would this make him the mom and shedletsky the dad? Or the other way around?- "hey I completely understand if you don't want to make a decision now.. nor am I rushing you to do so.. I'm only asking now since.. I've been some of the starting affects and I don't want it to affect my stuns."

007n7 felt even worse hearing that but he put on a smile, if he didn't agree shedletsky might be slow and they didn't have the proper tools to care for him if he did end up like that, 007n7 already admired him for having enough courage to ask and even being sorta chill about it. Oh Telamon he'd feel worse than he does if he refused...

"Alright.. I'll help." 7n7 stated, a nervous smile on his face as shedletsky grinned.

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Shedletsky pinned 007n7 to the bed, his hips resting comfortably between the Robloxian's thighs along with his hands holding a steady grasp on his wrists. Shedletsky eased up a bit seeing the nervous look on 7n7's face. "Are you sure this is alright? I don't want to make you uncomfortable.."

"I'm sure." He said softly, easily slipping his hand out from its hold and pulling Shedletsky down for a kiss, which instantly makes him fold. Pulling the ex-hacker into a warm embrace, his wings resting against his back.

The longer the kiss went on the more dominant the winged admin became. He bit 7n7's lip making the Robloxian open his mouth enough for Shedletsky to slip his tongue through. Minutes felt like Hours as the kiss grew heated and sloppy.

Shedletsky let out something akin to a growl as he reluctantly pulled away. Taking in the sight of 7n7's swollen lips the way his chest moved in his silly shirt now finally being able to breathe again, it made him feel hungry.

Eagerly he leaned down onto 007n7's neck taking in his scent before placing gentle bites and possessive kisses on the smooth skin marking him and unbuttoning 7n7's shirt in the process.

7n7 let out a lure of soft, needy, whines. Edging the admin on more and more letting his hands roam the former hacker's waist, shamelessly pawing at his thighs. Each touch made 7n7 grow restless with want. "Please.." 007n7 begged his hips arching a bit, looking for even a little bit of friction.

"Eager aren't you?" he muttered, not like he was any different The heat clouding his already fuzzy mind made him want to ruin the man below him to have him scream his name loud enough for the other survivors to hear.

Not that he'd be against it but he's sure his newly acquired mate would object.

(Plus I'd be funny seeing the jealous look on Elliott's face)

Focusing back onto the task at hand he placed one last kiss against 7n7's skin pulling himself down between 7n7's thighs his hands resting on the belt before pausing and looking up at him with a questioning gaze.

007n7 raised a brow before realizing what Shedletsky wanted, "Oh! Yeah go ahead..." he gulped watching as Shedletsky hastily unbuckled his pants with ease they were quickly tossed onto the floor with a soft thud.

"You're so cute..." he praised quickly spreading the former hackers legs, his face heating up as he took in the sight of 007n7's wet clit. "How exquisite.." he murmured gently tracing the wetness with his finger.

007n7 didn't even have the time to process shedletskys words before he dived in, his tongue happily lapping against the sensitive slit. 7n7 gasped his hands reaching for Shedlesky's hair gripping it tightly for some semblance of control. Suddenly his body had a mind of its own, grinding against Shedletsky's face every time the man pulled back 007n7 would whine and beg for more.

The former admin had to hold his waist down to keep him still, though not to say his ego wasnt boosted at the slutty noises escaping the once feared hackers lips.

He listened as each grace of his tongue made 7n7's breath hitch, his attempts at speaking turned into slurred speech, his legs trembling each time shedlesky teasingly graced the inside of his clit along with The faint breathy mumbles of praise each time he hit a sensitive spot. Every sound made his stomach churn with glee along his pants getting tighter...

"Please!- shedletsky, I'm close..!" he would whine out so beautifully, maybe it was his sex muddled brain talking- but he wouldn't mind doing this outside of his heat.

"Okay, okay..." Shedlesky mumbled before going back in, his tongue slipping into 007n7's throbbing walls making him lean back, the grip on the admin's hair getting tighter.

Unfortunately, it wasn't long before his mate climaxed.

7n7 was out of breath, embarrassingly so. His cheeks were painted with a soft red hue his body going limp and his thighs still trembling from the unexpected orgasm. It had been a while since he'd been touched so he was a bit inexperienced.

He looked down at the retired admin with hooded eyes, who was busy licking his lips letting out a satisfied hum. "Delicious.." his wings stretched over them both making 7n7 feel small. Safe even, all this heat stuff must've been getting to his head if he was thinking like that about the admin.

'I'm just doing this for the team' he reminded himself before he's snapped out of his thoughts by Shedletsky.

"Don't think I'm done with you though." He almost purred out reaching down and unbuckling his pants eagerly tossing them off as they lay right next to 7n7's forgotten ones on the wooden floor.

007n7 shuddered his eyes widening as he stared at the fully hard length lying against his lower stomach a steady drip of precum leaking from the tip.

"Oh.." 7n7 didn't expect the admin to be that big, not that he minded but he wasn't sure if it would fit..

shedletsky undeterred or simply to horny to care gripped 7n7's waist Positioning himself right infront of the wet heat a slight pant escaping his lips as he held himself back from simply thrusting in ruthlessly.

"Can I?"
He asked softly though his voice held an edge of desperation his hands rubbing circles onto 7n7's thigh.

Bucking his hips into the soft touch, the ex-hacker nodded his mouth going dry at the thought of something that big going into him. "Use your words," Shedletsky stated, his steady hands somehow calming him.

007n7 gulped before letting out a deep breath. "I'm ready.."

He gasped, grasping the bed sheets as Shedletsky's length slowly penetrated his clit. Just the tip was enough to make him tremble as it stretched him open. Shedletsky moved slowly, which was a relief, as he entered him, only stopping once he was fully enveloped by the inviting warmth.

"Fuck, your so tight..." he moved his hips a little, waiting for 007n7 to give the okay once again, with a single nod from him shedletsky pulled out a little before thrusting back in.

Shedletsky groaned softly a continuing his steady pace as 007n7's soft moans echoed in the room. Each thrust made the ex-hacker shudder with delight his back arching eager for more.

"Faster- please..!" 7n7 moaned out, his whiny tone making Shedletsky shudder. And of course, who was he to refuse after he asked so nicely? He adjusted his grip hands now digging into the soft skin leaving marks that he was sure would last a few days. Slowly, he pulled out only leaving the in the tip earning him a frustrated whine before slamming back in his pace now faster than before.

The sound of skin touching along with the hacker's desperate moans echoed in the room, the sound making the tip of Shedletsky's ears burn with satisfaction.

"You're taking me so well seven-" he praised his voice heavy with lust, 7n7's breath hitched as his legs were suddenly wrapped around the former admin's waist pulling him deeper.

Shedletsky leaned down to continue kissing 7n7 his heavy groans mixing with the ex-hacker's muffled moans, each kiss more rough yet just as electrifying as the last. "You look so pretty like this, mfh- I could go on for hours.."

007n7 felt his stomach tighten, the praise going from his ears straight to his throbbing clit, he was already dangerously close in such a short amount of time- yet shedletsky was relentless, each thrust made his thoughts halt to a stop , his poor, poor, prostate constantly getting abused and the lustful, wanting, gaze in the admins eyes wasnt helping.

7n7 felt his eyes get teary his cunt throbbing around the length. "I-im cl-close!-" he warned between moans and broken gasps, only to receive a smirk as Shedletsky reached down his finger rubbing the already sensitive bulb. "Then cum, I'm not stopping you."

7n7 hated how he snapped at this a loud moan escaping his lips, covering Shedletsky's length in his juices. Not that the man had stopped at all in this process- he simply went harder, each thrust making the ex-hacker cry out tears spilling from his eyes as his sensitive cunt continue to get destroyed. "Shed- shedlestsky! Shi- slow down!-"

Thankfully the admin heard his plea slowing down if only. "M'sorry, I'm close t-too.." his voice was heavy his thrusts getting messier and uncoordinated his hands going back the the man's hips holding 7n7 down once more. "Please let me cum inside.. Please, I need you.." he begged, his voice edging on the brink of desperation.

And how Shedletsky prayed 007n7 would say yes.

Because he looked too good not to be claimed, bred, lying there covered in a light sheet of sweat, the way his lips quivered as he willingly moaned his name, the tears in his eyes as he begged for him to slow down- how did he ever let this man slip from his sight?

He was simply perfect...

"Yes, please shedletsky.." And on his name, his prayers were answered as 7n7's needy words filled his mind.

Without another thought he bit down hard on 007n7's neck his length swelling before releasing into the willing man below him, 7n7 gasped softly his legs trembling around shedletskys waist, his hands gripping the ex-admins shoulders, each load making him shudder just a bit.

They stayed like That for a good minute simply locked in each others arms, catching their breath. "That was.. Something huh..?" 7n7 as he spoke he felt shedletsky pull earning said man a small whimper. "We should get probably get cleaned up huh..?" 7n7 let out a small nervous chuckle before realizing how uncharacteristically quiet the former admin was.

007n7 felt himself panic a little, worried that shedletsky might be upset with him.

"You okay..?" 7n7 looked up only to see shedletsky's reddened face, his wings fluttering gently as he took in the sight of his new mate once more. His flushed cheeks, low tired eyes and the lovely marks be placed onto his skin and how his seed leaked from 7n7's cunt staining the bed sheets. Faintly he wondered if he could get the man pregnant before immediately throwing the thought away.

Shedletsky blinked, registering 7n7's worried look. "Oh!- sorry I..." he leaned back to get a better view. "I got a bit distracted." he shamelessly continued to stare at him making 7n7 sigh relieved he wasn't the problem.

"Oh well like I said we should get cleaned up-" Shedletsky stopped him from getting up the faint rustle of wings still filling the air, almost like a dog wagging its tail. "You wouldn't be opposed to.. Having another round, would you..?" this time it was 007n7's turn to blink his, his face turning a soft red.

He looked down seeing shedletsky was hard again, the length now standing as though bathing in the attention. "I.. I guess not." he felt his tail wag a little when Shedletsky grabbed his hips.

 

Hopefully he wouldn't be too sore tomorrow.
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Notes:

Ts is two parts on wattpad but just for you guys I merged the two ♥️

 

But.. headcannon time!!!

007n7 is transmasc because... he just radiates that energy idk
(he wont always be trans in most of the oneshots its just a personal fave of mine.)

dad bod 007n7 👅👅

I like to think he has muscles but just doesn't like to fight.
(if he and Elliot ever got into a fist fight he would let Elliot win bcs he feels like he deserves it)

Chapter 5: A break (POISONDEBT fluff)

Summary:

mafioso sees 1x sulking and being a loser and then forces him into a cuddle pile.

Mafioso is a bunny hybrid here :>
1x is in his betrayed skin

Notes:

Requested by- @Aquaishereidkwhy on wattpad ^^

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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It was a long day for 1x.

 

they'd lost three rounds today along with that their creator had been antagonizing them the whole. damn. time.

To say 1x needed a break would be an understatement.

Yet as the unofficial leader of the killer group he prided himself in not needing help from anyone, especially not from some dream debt collecting mafia boss. Who's hat was way to big for their head.

"What do you want?" They grumbled their venom shanks on their lap as they sharpened them, the air was cool against his skin luckily he had his cape on for times like this.

"I just wanted to check on you, you seem more pissed off than usual." Mafioso crossed his arms leaning back against the steps post, his gaze hidden by his fedora but 1x could tell the man was staring at him. Faintly he could see the man's coat fur move nervously as if intimidated by his mere presence. Good.

With a huff, he set his focus back onto his swords his claws gripping the sharpening rock. "And what makes you think I care? You should mind your business mafiasoc00l."

Pressing the sword against the man's neck his good eye brightened, a warning. "I should kill you where you stand for bothering me at a time like this." He titled his head questioingly his frustration rolling off him like steam. "can't you see I'm busy?"

Mafioso simply pushed the sword away Used to the empty threats "I just want to help, you seem pent up." He leaned back watching the beings reaction.

"It's making you sloppy." He added stuffing his hands into his coat pockets.

"what makes you think I need your help?" He would be lying if he wasn't a bit curious, he knew the mob boss would have something up his sleeve, maybe a trap or an attempt to kill him, he smirked at the thought.

"The fact you're still here talking to me tells me everything I need to know." Mafioso started to walk, presumably to where his cabin would be. "Come on." reluctantly 1x unsummoned his swords dusting off his pants before following the man. His steps were heavy while the mob bosses were light almost making no sound at all.

"If this is a trap I'm gutting you in front of your little squad of misfits."

"I wouldn't dream of it."

1x simply chuckled.

They were quiet after that soon making it to mafiosos room the faint smell of lavender filled the air making 1x cringe.

1x spotted a small white rabbit resting on the bed either unaware of their entrance or just didn't care. "I didn't expect for it to be this cozy in here." He walked over to the rabbit watching its ear twitched as he crept closer.

"What is this?" 1x pointed towards the rabbit, mafioso raised a brow before answering. "A bunny?"

1x would've rolled his eyes if he could. "I know that, what's its name." He watched the rabbit stand making its way over to mafioso. "Her name's gubby. You can pet her if you want." He cradled gubby in his arms stepping closer to the being currently in his bedroom. "She doesn't bite. Usually."

1x hesitated, he'd never pet a bunny before, in the past he was to focused on trying to impress his-

he dismissed the thoughts reaching out and lightly patting the rabbits head. Amazed at how soft her fur was.

"Hm. I guess I can tolerate her..." he moved his hand away as mafioso set her down again. He frowned slightly disappointed.

"Why did you bring me here? Just to see your pet?-" 1x paused, his Words dying in his throat as a small beady eyes looked at him.

"Do you like bunny's?" The man suddenly asked as if the neck fur of his coat wasn't coming alive.

1x barely had a chance to respond before multiple small black furred rabbits swarmed him all jumping from mafioso's shoulders- he let out a screeched as he fell onto the wood floor now covered in fluffy black cuteness. "I'll take that as a yes." The culprit smiled as he watched the being struggle until giving up letting the rabbits lay comfortably on him.  Shamelessly using him as a human shaped heater.

There was silence, 1x actually started to feel better until the mob boss spoke again.

"So, Feeling any better?"

1x reluctantly let out a muffled affirmative noise.  mafioso took off his hat revealing his own bunny ears. "Mind if I join?" He didn't really get a say in the matter as mafioso picked him up with ease being careful when some bunnies were reluctant to get off him.

the small army of bunnies followed them to the bed swarming 1x once more with the addition of mafioso cuddling him.

Gubbys ear twitch as she watched two, letting out a small squeak she hopped onto the bed deciding to join as well before plopping herself right on mafioso's head before falling asleep.

By the time he realized what had truly transpired it was already morning, 1x shifted moving the small creatures off his face so he could see. "Ugh.." he felt better at least- but did he really have to be dragged into a cuddle pile? He flinched when he felt arms wrap around him pulling him close.

"Awake already?"

"Get off of me."

Mafioso chuckled not even moving an inch. "You can spare a few more minutes, You deserve it." He placed his head in the crevice of 1x's neck his ears gently brushing against its hair which was sprawled out against the pillows. "You're insufferable." He hissed out getting back comfortable.

"You love it" 1x let out an annoyed huff unwilling to admit he was right.

He'd let himself enjoy this for now.

Notes:

I did plan on writing smut of these two but then decided against it, so take this fluff instead (insert pencil throwing meme)

Anyway since this is short a few head-cannons since I'm bored..Specifically poisondebt

1x gets tired easily since 99% of his body is hate, he's hella heavy, that's why he's so slow. (and short)

1x sometimes goes to mafioso just to pet his ears when he gets upset. It helps him calm down since he's not used to well.. fur.

Mafioso caught 1x wearing his coat once and never stopped teasing him about it. Soon gave said being a fur jacket just to make him feel better.

1x used to hate being touched before meeting mafioso, now he and c00lkidd are the only ones allowed to touch him. (Holding hands and hugging)

1x sometimes has nightmares of being banished to the banlands, mafioso is always there to comfort him since he can go into dreams.

Chapter 6: car say gex (GLITCHYPIZZABURGER/SMUT)

Summary:

Elliot finds 007n7 and Noli getting freaky, ABSOLUTELY DEVIOUS, on his car and joins them.
( lazy smut writing incoming!!!)

Notes:

"Two pickup trucks, one sender block. Crush my body- LIKE A ROCK" -Lemon Demon
(I love that song lol)

Request by: apersonwho_lovescats on wattpad ^^

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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It was supposed to be a normal day.

Making pizzas and dealing with customers who took too long to order, it always brought a smile to his face either way.

Elliot stood at the register his hand typing away as he put in the lady's order.
"And a large pepperoni pizza!" He nodded a customer service smile on his face. "Will that be all?"

"Yep! You deserve a raise!"

He'd heard it before but he still felt flattered, giving the lady her total he went to the back grabbed the dough, and straightening it out, sauce, shredded cheese, and meat. He repeated into his head before putting it in the oven- he needed to clean those later. With practiced ease he boxed the freshly made pizza smiling and waving at the women when she left.

Now just to close everything up, not that it was a hassle certainly not for him. Just something about the pizza place being so empty set him off sometimes.

After locking the front door he slung his bag over his shoulder letting out a sigh as he headed to the back door his nerves easing knowing his car was in the back, ready to take off whenever.

Well, that was until he heard the noises.

Now don't get him wrong, he hears werid shit from time to time, this neighborhood was pretty sketchy at night, but as he got closer a blush started to creep up his neck. Moans, gasps of breath got louder.

Oh telemon, why him?

Now any reasonable person would've simply continued on their way, which he tried. But they were making out. on. His. Car.

Elliot stood with their mouth agape as two very familiar faces were against the hood of his car both on each other like the world would end any minute.

And holy shit was it hot.

He shook his head trying to gather some courage to speak but his words died in his throat his eyes practically bulging as he continued to watch.

7n7 pressed his body against Noli's his tongue deep into the other's mouth making him whimper, his hand gripping the other's waist. They soon broke apart a string of saliva on their lip, their hands fumbling over each other.

"Fuuuck-" noli's voice glitched out as his breath hitching when 7n7 grinded against him he let out a soft whine arching his hips, his length straining against his shorts a clear wet spot at the tip.

"Sevvvenn..! Come on stop teasing.." he whispered oblivious to the man standing not too far from them.

"Shh, i don't want you complaining to me again about how I went too rough last like time-" noli rolled his eyes as be shut his friend (boyfriend?) up with another kiss

"Shut up and fuck me already..!!" Noli grinded against 7n7's bulge making the hacker shudder.

"Needy brat-"

"Ahem.." Elliot cleared his throat, having gathered the courage to make himself know.

They both paused turning their heads to see Elliot standing there his backpack lazily hanging off his shoulder. He shifted a bit trying to hide his arousal. "Can.. can you get off my car?"

The silence was loud.
"Uhm..please?" He added just wanting to escape the embarrassing situation.

7n7 leaned his body off of noli's a blush creeping up onto his face. "Ugh... can't you wait? We're kinda busy.." noli huffed in agreement, crossing his arms. "how long have you been there?"

"I- that's not the point right now. wanna go home.." the worker frowned ignoring how his face heated up at the question. "Can't you guys just move somewhere else?"

7n7 raised a brow a smirk appearing on his face when glanced down to Elliot's crotch. "You know, Eliot, you could join us."

"What?"

"Seriously bro?"

7n7 rolls his eyes, "I'm not blind elli~" He gestured to Elliot's crotch making Noli look down as well.

Elliot flushed at this fixing his pants. "That- that's not-"

Noli interrupted him with a bored look on his face. "At this point I don't care, either you can join or you can stand and watch."

There was a small pause, both hackers staring at the worker with an expectant gaze. Elliot sighed giving in as he made his way over. "I hate you both for this."

"Just get over here."

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7n7 leaned away from Noli as said hacker then hooked his arms around the workers neck making him flinch. "Loosen up a bit! No need to be so serious all the time." Noli leaned in his lips pressing against Elliot's mouth in a rough kiss gently biting his lip making Elliot gasp before kissing back.

(idk how kissing this guy would work tbh like... Isn't his face half a corpse??? Uh just imagine he still has a human face ig his skins just purple 🫤)

7n7 deciding he had enough of watching, moved his hands to grab noli's waist his mouth pressing against the others neck making noli shudder.

Elliot continued to kiss him, his hands traveling under noli's hoodie exploring his chest, one hand moving to play with his nipple.

"Fuck..." Noli leaned into the touch a breathy sigh escaping his lips, his body shuddering as he felt their hands exploring his body. "Aw getting excited again nolls?" 7n7 muttered against his neck, he took his hands off noli's waist his hands reaching down to unbuckle his pants.

He glanced at Elliot. "Front or back?"

Elliot huffed. "F-front." He stammered back, still embarrassed by this whole ordeal.

Hopefully lulu would still be out delivering pizzas by the time this was over.

It wasn't long untill their pants were on the floor, Elliot's back pressed against the hood of his car a shudder running through his body as he felt Noli licking at his length like he was starving.

"Stop being a Tease..." Elliot grunted gripping noli's head and bringing him closer the other simply chuckled his tongue lapping at the precum dripping from the tip edging him on more.

"Hurry up back there seven" Noli glanced back at him before continuing to tease Elliot now using his hand to stroke it.

007n7 watched before rolling his eyes shoving grabbing some lube from his pocket and rubbing it onto his length and noli's entrance.

"You just... keep that on yo- ngh!" Elliots attention quickly turned back onto noil who now had the tip of his length in his mouth.

7n7 chuckled slightly. "You never know when you might need it." He tossed away the wrapper before stroking his length a few times pressing it against the other hackers hole and pushing in. "Hah, holy shit Noli you're so tight~"

Elliot gripped Noli's head forcing more of his length into his mouth. "Ngh... Can you shut up?"

Noli gagged a little moaning around the length in his mouth as 7n7 slowly started to move his hips, "I would but where's the fun in that?" He thrusts his hips forward earning himself a muffled moan from the man below.

007n7 gripped noli's hips slowly pulling back out till only the tip was inside before thrusting back in keeping a steady yet hard pace, Noli gagged his throat clenching around Elliot's length even more making him moan softly, gently, he held noli's head slowly thrusting in and out.

Elliot's hand rested on the hood of his car while the other guiding noli's head. "There we go.. your doing so well." He grunted out noli's mouth now pressing against the base of Elliot's crotch.

"Mfh.." Elliot let out a small grumble of satisfaction helping Noli move his head up and down enjoying how warm hackers mouth felt. 7n7 sped up his thrusts, the soft sound of skin slapping filling the empty parking lot, he perked up feeling noli's body trembling when he hit a certain spot.

"Right there huh?" He continued to thrust in that spot earning himself more muffled moans, his voice reverberating against Elliot's length making it pulse more in his mouth. "Hah, look at you taking our cocks like a whore." 7n7 pulled out slowly before thrusting back in making Noli jolt and moan around Elliot's cock.

"Holy s-shit.. just like that taking me so well..." Elliot pet noli's head continuing to thrust in and out of his mouth.

Noli was in heaven, his own cock leaking profusely onto the concrete floor begging to be touched, yet as if seven read his mind he used his tail to wrap around noli's hands tying them together. "Ah ah, let's see how long you can last."

He squirmed at this, wanting curse 7n7 but that thought quickly left his head as Elliots hard cock pressed against the back of his throat making him gasp and slobber over his length more. He felt tears swell in his eyes his mind slowly turning to mush each thrust of their hips.

He could barely breath, each time 007n7 thrusted out of him, a slow and agonizing process that would make Noli attempt to move his hips back onto his length, Elliot would shove his cock into the back of his throat. Not that Noli would stop them, he'd dreamed off this day every since he and 007n7 first exploited the pizza place, the tension between them was there.

Or maybe he was just delusional, but who cares at this point-

He grunted feeling 7n7's thrusts get sloppier and deeper, Elliot gripped his hair tighter thrusting harder into his willing mouth.

"Fuck, I'm close." 7n7 grunted out his tail tightening their grip around noli's wrists.

"Me too-" Elliot huffed out looking down at Noli, who was busy trying not to choke on spit and precum, the view made his cock throb in the hackers mouth.

Noli clenched around 7n7's length earning him a soft groan. "So cute."

7n7 groaned as he thrusted in one last time, Noli shuddered feeling a flood of white thick liquid filling his gut. Elliot moaned softly shoving his length deep into Noli's mouth before flooding it with the same liquid in his stomach.

Noli gagged trying to swallow the whole load soon escaping from his mouth dripping down his chin.

After a minute they both pulled out, soft pants filling the air.

"Fuck, you okay Noli?" 007n7 held him up stopping him from wobbling, Noli gulped on last time his face flushed with a deep blush. "M'fine.. uhg.." 7n7 whipped noli's chin rubbing Elliot's residue onto his shirt.

Elliot lifted his head having leaned back onto the hood of his car. "That's was amazing..."

7n7 glanced down seeing Noli was still hard. With. Smirk he reached down stroking his friends hard member. "Ah-! S-seven.." his voice glitched out as he moaned, his head spinning as he came into 007n7's hand a whimper escaping his throat.

"Feel any better Noli?" 7n7 teased as he wiped the residue onto noli's hoodie a smirk resting on his lips. "Sure looks like you did"

Noli huffed, leaning away from the hacker to stand on his wobbly feet. "Shut up.." he looked at Elliot who was still flustered and out of breath. "You actually weren't to bad pizza guy-"

"It's Elliot.-" "whatever."

7n7 bent down to pull his pants up as Noli continued. "We should definitely do this again sometime." He winked, or at least attempted to, as he clung on his friends arm. "Come on seven let's go."

7n7 nodded pulling up his guitar. "Later elli~" he waved before disappearing in a flash of pixels and codes.

Elliot sat there replaying the scene in his mind, he could already feel a headache coming on, and yet... He wouldn't mind taking up noli's suggestion.

Notes:

Try and find the part where I gave up, writing a threesome is hard ngl

 

Sorry no head cannons this time...

SIKEEE

noli's voice used to be normal but after 7n7 politely asked him to take the voidstar (NOT) his voice became all glitchy.

Noli also had a skin condition where his skin was off coloured, so he usually wore masks to hide it.

007n7 in the past was an asshole. And freaky, he was the type of guy to say no homo after kissing you on the cheek and slapping your ass.

7n7 loved setting shit on fire,
"The flames call to me" -past 007n7

Chapter 7: shh, let's be cute and gay together (DECOYDAGGER/fluff)

Summary:

007n7 and two time being silly and gay for each other

Notes:

Self indulgent decoydagger from yours truly teehee

First time writing two time tell me how I did 😼

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

To say he was... Uncomfortable around the cultist would be an overstatement. In 007n7's personal opinion, they were just a bit weird, nice even.

Maybe that was because they were the only one to genuinely talk to him even if it was mostly about their 'religion'

It started when two time would hand him a medkit in rounds seeing he was hurt, or perhaps it was the way they would staring at him when he sat in the main cabin. It felt nice, as weird as it was not know someone was paying attention to him.

and what if he felt his stomach full with butterfly's when they talked, or the way his heart pounded when they would backstab the killer simply to save him from being chased. It was probably just the adrenaline rush.

Yeah, just adrenaline.

007n7 sat near a corner of the cabin, his eyes gazing over two times form as they tapped about the spawn, the way their eyes would shine when be asked a question, or how they tucked a hair behind his ear occasionally, he wasn't sure if two time noticed these things, but he did.

The way their tail would sway near his own, he had to resist entertwining them together, that would be overstepping. He thought quietly, he was jolted from his thoughts when two time spoke to him.

"Dear 007n7, you seem distracted. May I know what troubles your mind?" They tilted their head like a curious cat that smile seeming a bit more genuine.

He stammered being caught in his thoughts. "Uh s-sorry just uhm.. a little hungry you know?"

He say their eyes narrow a bit, he knew they didn't believe him but chose to ignore it for now. He hated how his tail twitched at that. "Is that so? I can ask our dear Elliot for some if you'd like." He shook his head looking at his legs to keep his eyes busy.

"No I'll talk him later, thanks for asking though." He felt his body tensed when they leaned closer, their hair brushing against his cheek.

"Are you sure your alright my friend, you look a bit red." 7n7 quickly backed away feeling his face heat up, he slammed his hands against his cheeks covering his face. "I-im fine!" He missed how they smirked leaning back, their tone filled with a hint of amusement.

"I see, my apologies again."

7n7 rubbed his face, now regretting hitting his face that hard. "Ugh..." He really needs to get his emotions in check, truly he didn't know why he was acting like this.

Glancing at two time once again his heart fluttered catching the way they looked at him with uncharacteristic softness.

Fuck, he hoped he was the only one who got to see that.

Two time watched at 007n7 rubbed his reddened cheeks either from blush or from soreness, they still found it cute. With a wide smile they leaned in once again, their tail curling around 7n7's placing their hand onto his head.

His ears were pleased at the way 7n7 yelped hearing the former's hackers breath catch in his throat, oddly enough he reminded them of azure.

They quickly put that thought away focusing on the man beside them. "What- what are you doing..?" 007n7 asked oblivious to the stares they were receiving from the other survivors, two time revealed in the attention though, they tilted their head innocently. "What ever do you mean? I was simply checking your temperature."

They pulled their hand away, pleased with the reaction. "It would be troublesome if you got sick." 007n7 nodded believing the thinly veiled lie.

"I'm fine two time." They nodded, their smile widening when they felt 7n7's tail tighten around their own. "The spawn would be pleased knowing your alright."

7n7 nodded as a comfortable silence fell between the two. "sure..."

 

He scrambled as he ran to a generator immediately kneeling down to complete it, the faster the better. He didn't notice two time crouching near now watching him.

"Hello dear 007n7" he jumped looking toward the voice, spotting two time next to him. He relaxed being used to their weird nature. "You can just call me seven, you don't need to say the whole thing..." They nodded beginning to help with the generator.

7n7 eyes two time the whole time and Soon they heard a ding pulling away from the complete generator. "Seven." They called out making said man jump. "Y-yeah?"

He felt his heartbeat quicken as two time leaned in, he could feel their breath against his nose. "Would you mind if I kissed you?"

7n7 thought he'd pass out then and there, his tail betraying his excitement as it wagged, a swishing sound filling the air.

"W-what?"

"I said, would you mind if I kissed you?"

"I heard what you said-" 7n7 leaned back pulling at his collar suddenly feeling hot. "I.. I mean.. I guess not-" he yelped as he felt a hand grip his collar pulling him close before warm lips slammed onto his own, it was slow at first, before it heated up two times hands resting on his shoulders his own hands gently holding onto their waist.

After a minute they pulled away both slightly out a breath, that was until a cough broke them from their daze.

There stood chance his usual smirk on his face, though bigger than before. "hey love birds."

Quickly 7n7 pulled away his face burning. "C-chance! Its- it's not what it looks like!"

"Sure seven."

Two time smiled not bothered by the gamblers appearance. "Was there some you needed dear chance?"

He shook his head. "I just wanted to see if this generator has already been done but.."
He trailed off yet his words were clear. "Anyway, not to ruin the mood but 1x is coming."

7n7 nodded pulling away from two time. "Uh thanks for the heads up.." they got up ignoring the amused stare from chance.

"No problem, just try to keep it down when we're in rounds alright, I'm sure the killers would love to see you guys on each other."

Two time nodded a bit annoyed but he hide it with a smile. "May the spawn bless you with great fortune"

Chance shrugged flipping his coin. "Thanks bud!"

Thankfully the round ended and the two survivors scurried off into two times cabin.

"So.. about earlier.." he rubbed the back of his neck glancing at two time, who seemed to be making himself comfortable on his bed. "Are we a thing now...? Not- not that I'm forcing yo-"

"If by a thing you mean a relationship, then yes I would like that."

They laid down making space on their bed for 7n7. "Care to join me?" He nodded, yet hesitantly he laid down with them, shuddering when arms wrapped around his plump body.

"Your very warm."

"Thanks..?"

Slowly he closed his eyes his heart pounding when their tails connected once more. "May the spawn bless you with sweet dreams seven."

007n7 felt himself drift off, sleep catching up to him. And for the first time since being here he didn't have a nightmare.

Notes:

RAHHH DECOYDAGGER FANS WHERE YALL ATTT

But as usual, this has NOT been beta read, I made this at 3 in the morning please lmk if you see any grammar mistakes there is bound to be some :'3

Chapter 8: whys the cultist getting freaky...(DECOYDAGGER/SMUT)

Summary:

Uhh two time and 007n7 are gay and they fuck (NOT CLICKBAIT)!!!

Request by: Sammy_shields (on wattpad)
They wanted transmasc 007n7 to get plowed by two time till he couldn't walk. Their words not mine

this has not been beta read so lmk if you see any grammar mistakes!!
Enjoy :b

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

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Their tail brushed against the ground as they kneeled down behind a wall, their eyes watching as Jason chased after Elliot.

In a flash they stabbed the killer in the back making sure to twist the knife before departing a small chuckle leaving their lips.

Jason stood there stunned and annoyed grunt coming from him before going back to chase, Elliot.

Two time was sure he wouldn't live long, but that wasn't something they should be concerned about.

They slowed their steps hearing the faint hum of a generator nearby, along with the quiet rambles of a familiar voice.

Creeping around the corner they spotted 007n7 working diligently on the machine easily connecting the wires despite having a bleeding arm, and yet a medkit right next to them.

Two time raised a brow at this, they knew 007n7 would most likely give it to chance or any of the other sentinels if they came by.

But they couldn't help but feel annoyed at the man's selflessness. coming closer, it was obvious the ex-hacker hadn't noticed them yet.

"Exploiter, may I inquire about your injuries?"
7n7 jolted at this quickly snapping his head towards two times direction, and immediately after he calmed down. They watched as His tail flicked in thought.

"I uh, 'm fine by the way have you seen guest anywhere? I need to give him this medkit I found..."

They shook their head kneeling down next to the man. "I have not seen the warrior, though are you not hurting yourself? You seem to need it more than him." They picked up the med kit simply letting it rest in their hands. "I'm sure he wouldn't mind, the spawn would be very unhappy if one of their children were unwilling to take care of themselves."

They opened it grabbing the gauze. "Uh- two time I'm okay really, the others might need it more." He smiled, their smile strained unwilling to address his words.

Mindlessly they tugged on the man's injured arm towards them, placing alcohol on the wound, making 007n7 wince, before wrapping it up. "The healer is likely dead, our warrior is at full health-"

The secured the bandage, watching as the blood seeped through a bit. "You, me, and the bomber are the only ones alive, and I would like to keep it that way."

They paused looking at the former hackers expression. 7n7 was a little flustered at the sudden act but didn't seem to object his tail perked straight up behind him. "Thanks two time... That was really nice of you."

Two times smile became less strained seeing him healed. "After this," they started their own tail swaying on the ground behind him, they quickly put a stop to it with their foot. "I would like to have a meeting in our cabin."

"A-about what?" 7n7 continued to let the cultists hold his arm, his body relaxing under the warmth of their hands.

"you of course, the spawn must be disappointed with how you are taking care of yourself in my religion one must put their own needs before others. And I simply cannot let you continue like this any further."

007n7 blinked taking in their words.

Obviously it was an intervention but he didn't think two time of all people would be the one to call one. Nevertheless he nodded, secretly wanting to spend more time with the cultist.

"Maybe, after today's rounds.."

Two time nodded at this, pleased with his agreement "splendid!" They smiled standing up from the generator. "I shall see you then dear friend, may the spawn bestow thy blessings apon you"

"Yeah, see ya..."

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Two time sat across 007n7 on their bed, they didn't have much furniture aside from the bedside desks so the bed was the only option, not that it deterred them in any way.

"Dear exploiter.."

"You can just call me seven." He said politely interrupting him. "My apologies, seven, but I've come to notice your... Refusal to take care of yourself properly."

They paused before continuing. "While I am aware of the others not being... Fond of us, this is no excuse to ignore your own worth, so I'm am going to help you!"

"How exactly..?" 7n7 was confused before being grabbed and pulled into two times lap. "Hey!-"

They simply smiled their hands resting against the skin of 007n7's back making him shudder. "To show my own to you! I believe if showing how much I appreciate you, thy shall learn to love themselves in turn!"

Two time couldn't help the slight flush of their cheeks as 7n7 spoke. "Is- is this a confession?"

Two time shrugged. "Take it as you will." They leaned into 7n7's neck placing small pecks on his skin. 7n7 tensed at this gripping the sheets.

"We- we shouldn't be doing this..." He stammered out before letting out a soft moan as two times hands explored up his shirt tracing the scars on his chest, before gently pinching the nipples.

"I'm positive we have more than enough time, now, will you allow me to show you my love?" They looked up at him with low eyes, it was clear they were serious about this. 7n7 couldn't help but faintly wonder if this was truly a thing to do in their 'religion'

"Alright.." he agreed softly, he was not sure if it was out of curiosity or his need to feel affection, He would never admit how touch starved he was.

They hummed at this continuing to place gentle kisses on his neck, before tugging at his shirt. 007n7 took the hint taking off his shirt along with his pants leaving him naked aside from his underwear which was already starting to become a little wet.

Two time smiled in delight a dark glint in their eyes. "wonderful, the spawn is pleased with your corporation."

They moved a hand down to 7n7's underwear, pulling it down to where they could see his clit. 007n7 let out a quiet gasp as two times finger traced over the sensitive flesh.

Gently, they pressed two fingers in earning themselves a breathy moan from the man. "Mph..." One hand gripped the sheets while the other covered his mouth, his face turning red from embarrassment.

"You do not need to hide from me, I'll go slow." They continued, their fingers going in and out of him, their digits pressed into his g-spot making him whimper softly.

"Ngh..."

"Does that make you feel good?" 7n7 nodded squirming under their touch.

Taking the hint two time continued to press his fingers into that spot, until 007n7 was a dripping mess in their arms. "S-shit- two time I'm close!.." he gasped out tears prickling In his eyes as the pressure became too much.

Slowly, they pulled their fingers out making 7n7 whine pathetically attempting to put himself back onto the fingers.

He let out a groan of frustration a tear slipping from his eye. "Don't do this to me two time... please...!" Gingerly they wipped the tear with their clean hand. "My apologies, but do not fret for I have something better planned."

7n7 felt himself be moved, his head now resting on the pillow his ass in the air. "You- you don't mean-" his breath hitched hearing the sound of two time undoing his zipper, he paused his body getting hotter as felt something much bigger than a finger press against his entrance.

two time smiled their eyes filled with interest as they gently spread their pre-cum on the clit.

"Are you ready?" They seemed calm, way too calm about doing this. Yet It only made 007n7 wetter, he really shouldn't be letting two time do this, he should say no and act like this never even happened.

But he didn't.

Instead 7n7 let out a nervous chuckle, attempting to get more comfortable on the bed. "Ready as I'll ever be.."

They smirked at this one hand grabbing hold of his hip as he lined his cock against the glistening folds.

Slowly, they pushed in, feeling the warmth of 007n7's flesh envelope them. Two time paused grabbing a hold to his hips with both his hands and thrusting in, 7n7 gasped his insides clenching around the length.

"F-fuck!- dont- ah.. just.. give me a minute.." he managed to say between heavy breaths. He didn't think two time would be this big, He felt so full.

Unfortunately, two time ignored his words as they pulled out before thrusting back in another moan escaping his throat. "Ah-! W-waIT-!"

His words slurred as another thrust hit him, he clenched the pillow like a life line. Each time they went out, they immediately went back in harder than before.

"Mfh, your very t-tight seven." They said as they pulled out halfway before slamming back in. "Your body is perfect for delivering offspring!"

"S-slow down! It's too much..!" Yet his body betrayed his words as he arched his back a bit into the thrusts, his tail thumping against his lower back.

Two time smiled loosely, his thrusts becoming faster eager to please the man below, 7n7 felt his legs quiver as an embarrassingly loud moan slipped out from his lips.

They leaned down their hands caressing 7n7's scars. "I do wonder.. would having another child make you happier?" They asked, their hips meeting 7n7's for a moment before continuing.

"Would you like that dear blessed one?"

He felt his tail get tugged backward making him wince and moan at the same time. He felt his insides tighten as a familiar feeling went over him.

"Hah.. Fuck y-yes! Please time I'm so close!.." he shuddered as the thrusts got harder.

"I see."

(Bro does not know what he just agreed to)

They leaned back a bit, grabbing 7n7's head pushing him further into the pillow as they plowed into him, he whined pushing back against them he shut his eyes tightly a wave of relief going over his body as he came. "Fuck!..."

Two time let out a small groan his thrusts slowing down letting 7n7 bathe in his orgasm before slowly pulling out, flipping the man onto his back.

His eyes fluttered open a brow raised at the new position. "Hmph..?"

Two time smiled, leaning down to place a kiss on the ex-hackers neck before thrusting back in, making 7n7 He gasped feeling two times cock thrust deeper than before. He gripped the fabric of their shirt.

two time leaned back as they lifted one of 7n7's legs, pulling out before slamming back in, 007n7 was sure he saw stars from in his vision for a split second. "Ah! Two t-time-ngh..

"Allow me to..bless you with my spawn"

sound of skin slapping along with 7n7's moans echoed through the room, the bed creaking under the weight.

Two time gripped 7n7's leg pressing it against his chest bathing in their wonton whimpers.

They watched as he gasped at the weird angle his face flushed. Two time couldn't help but flush, leaning down just to place a claiming bite onto his neck. "Haah! R-right there! Oh God..!"

"Im- m' cumming!!" 7n7 cried out his hands grabbing a hold of two times back his hands digging into their skin. They let out a purr their thrusts still hard but sloppier than before.

"I am c-close as well" they panted out no longer able to stop themself from licking 7n7's tears before placing bites under the ex-hackers  jaw not caring if they drew blood.

"M-mfh.. a-accept my gift of life ah- and the spawn shall.. b-bless our child!"

Two time moaned softly as they thrusted in one last time their hand digging into the man's thigh as they filled him up with their seed.

"T-two time!" 7n7 moaned out as he trembled their clit spilling its juices around their cock adding to the overwhelming pleasure of being filled

After a minute two time slowly pulled out laying against 007n7's chest their tail flicking lazily behind them. "I quite enjoyed that.." they purred out nuzzling into 7n7's neck gently placing more kisses.

7n7 panted still coming down from his high his tired eyes glancing down at the cultist. "Were you serious about... Getting me pregnant..?"

"Indeed." They smiled leaning up to place a kiss onto his lips. "I can't wait to teach them the way of the spawn!"

7n7 flushed at this but for some reason the thought of having another child didn't bother him that much, if they get out of here that is... "We'll see.."

Two time didn't seem bothered by this as he reached over turning off the lamp bathing the cultists cabin in darkness. They returned to holding 7n7 close admiring the marks they left.

"Goodnight dearest"

"Goodnight two time." He whispered out before closing his eyes, sleep falling over the two.

 

In the 'morning' 007n7 had to deal with his legs and ass being sore, thankfully two time was there to help him walk but..

he's positive the other survivors know what they did. He can tell by the way chance and shedletsky are looking at him.

Fuck.

Notes:

Lol look at these freaky freaks erm anyway

Ps: 7n7 does end up pregnant much to two times delight, the spectre saw everything and was like 'Fuck it, I'll make him pregnant' :3

Whys writing twinkle twink so hard :/

Btw why the FUCK did I make this so long it's 2000 words chat :(

Chapter 9: taking a chance with chance babyy!! (LUCKYHACKER/FLUFF)

Summary:

If I had a nickel for every time chance got betrayed by a lover/friend I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice :/

 

Request by: Hopes_hoping (I hope you like ts :3 )

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chance smiled, seeing people from all around the world come to his casino It sure did boost his ego.

Taking a sip from his drink he wandered around, his shoes tapping against the expensive marbled floor, the bright lights reflecting off his shades. His thoughts drifted when he saw a couple leaving together.

His smile strained.

Two weeks ago, him and Itrapped broke up well, if you could call attempted murder a break up. It didn't make it hurt any less, knowing someone he trusted, loved, was out to get him.

He sighed before he spotted a loud noise by the bar. Not that it wasn't an unusual sight bar fights happened all the time. Being his curious self he made his way over stuffing his hands into his pockets.

They were not expecting a man to be yelling at one of their employees.

A guy, obviously drunk, slammed his hand against the table making everyone else drunk. "Do you not know who I am!? My car probably costs more than your rent, so do as I say and get me another drink!"

(I have no idea how drunk ppl talk erm)

The guy, who was wearing a silly burger hat flinched at how loud the man was. "I apologize but- we have a drink limit i can't serve anymore to you.."

"Then get me someone who can!"

At this point all the attention was on them, and honestly the man's voice was making chance's ear hurt.

With a strained smile he made his way over some patrons watching them closely. "Hello gentlemen, there seems to be a problem over here, mind telling me what's up?"

They almost gagged smelling the beer coming off the man's breath.

"He won't give me another drink!" He yelled gesturing over to the poor guy caught in this mess. "Again, you've already had five drinks tonight, I can't give you anymore.." "bullshit!"

Chance sighed gesturing over to the guards. "Take him outta here." They nodded easily grabbing the man even when he hurled insults in protest.

"Ugh so loud, you alright there bud?"

Now finally able to take a good look at him, chance couldn't help but blush a little.

Dark brown hair looked kinda fluffy, wearing glasses and a silly burger hat on his head along with a suit that hugged his slightly chubby figure perfectly....

To say he was attractive would be an understatement.

"Yeah I'm fine, thanks for helping me out." Chance nodded his smirk growing as he sat down on a stool.

"So.. you new here? I'm sure I would've noticed someone as handsome as you working here." They watched as the bartender flushed a bit before nodding.

Cute.

"Oh uh, yeah I am I just got hired yesterday!" they glanced at a book before easily mixing up the drink a flustered look on their face. "I'm still surprised I got the job.."

He hummed, he must've slipped past his radar then, "did you want anything?" Burger guy asked with a smile though the blush on his cheek didn't disappear fully. "Only your name, and your number if I'm lucky."

Burger guy opened his mouth before shutting it again, it was obvious he wasn't flirted with a day in his life and that made it easier for chance. "It's 007n7, but uhm seven is fine.."

"The names chance, nice to meet ya" he held out his hand for 007n7 to shake, which he did.

"Chance..? Like the name of the casino?" They nodded watching the gears turn in 7n7's head. "That means your- ohh..."

Chance couldn't help but laugh at this, 7n7 sweated nervously realizing his boss was flirting with him. "Don't worry, I'll get outta your hair-"

007n7 shook his head, honestly he enjoyed chances company. "No, no it's fine- the uh flirting I mean." He mentally slammed his head against the wall, why was he so awkward.

"Really?" Chance raised a brow, honestly he expected the guy to run off after finding out he owned the casino. But hey, he wasn't about to complain.

" your pretty easy to talk to and.. nobody else is here right now." He gestured around seeing as the bar was sorta empty aside from a few folks nursing their drinks.

Chance shrugged getting comfortable on his seat. "I do love to talk so you might be here for a while."

007n7 chuckled at this leaning on the counter. "I've been told I'm a good listener." Chance blushed a bit. "That so?"

They talked for what felt like hours even if it was just a few minutes, seven was a pretty good listener like he said and somehow new what to say every time even if he was a little clumsy and stuttered when he spoke.

It was midnight when 7n7 looked at the time on his watch his eyes widening a little. "What's wrong?" Chance asked his margarita having long been finished.

"my shifts almost over, my son is probably waiting for me..." Chance raised a brow at this.

"You have a son?" Seven nodded searching his pockets before grabbing a pen writing something onto a napkin "yep, adopted but I love him... He's my world you know?"

He couldn't help but smile at this thinking about his pet rabbit back home. "Yeah I get it."

He paused as a napkin slid next to him a number written on it with a doodle of a smiley face. "I remembered you asked earlier, call me whenever alright?" They smiled making chance almost stutter, almost.  "Alright.. see ya sev."

He nodded before making his way behind the bar a new person taking their place shortly after.

Chance stared at the napkin with a stupid grin on his face.

"Jackpot.."

 

He's been staring at the same contact on his phone for over an hour.

"Burger bae🍔♥️"

He should probably change that-

He let out a heavy sigh, his thoughts muddling together..

He shouldn't be feeling like a highschool girl confessing to her crush! he's been on multiple dates before, what makes this any different?

Maybe because most of the people he's dated wanted to use and kill him.

Yeah it was probably that.

He sighed setting the phone down onto his chest, they talked for a while definitely not enough to be considered as friends But he was sure there was a spark between them!

Or maybe he was being naive again. Itrapped told him that before stabbing a sword in his side.

He was lucky enough to survive long enough for the police and ambulance to arrive.

He sighed again while lifting his phone back up to his face, might as well do it now before someone else comes along and tries to kill him. Maybe it'll hurt less.

With a click a ring sounded in the room being picked up not long after. "Hello?"

"Hey it's me, he said his head resting against the pillow, not enough to muffle his voice but enough to feel its plush warmth.

"Oh, chance! It's getting pretty late.. are you okay?"

God he sounded so cute when concerned.

He rolled over his hair sprawling out against the pillow. "I'm fine cutie, I was just wondering if you'd be free tomorrow?" He fixed his head fixing as if doing so would make him feel more confident.
"Wouldn't want to take ya out if you were busy."

There was a small pause before 7n7 spoke again. "Yeah I'm free tomorrow"

007n7 spoke again yet his voice seemed softer than before. "Where did you want to meet?"

Chance silent pumped his fist in the air. "I'll text you the address tomorrow I want it to be a surprise"

He heard the voice on the other side chuckle the sound making him flush a little. "Alright I'll bite."

"Well I won't hold you up any longer sev, g'night."

Chance hugged his pillow to ease his nerves. "Goodnight chance." There was a click as the call ended.

Chance twisted and turned in his bed making a mess of his covers and sheets. "LETS GOOO!!"

Spade looked at him like he were crazy, and hey he probably was but this  crazy guy has a date tomorrow!!

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007n7 stared at his phone his body leaning against the kitchen counter soap particles still on his hand from washing the dishes.

He still couldn't believe his boss just asked him out, not that he should complain it had been way to long since he'd gone out with anyone especially after Noli...

He shouldn't think about that.

Instead he put his phone in his pocket before rinsing his hands off drying them onto his shirt. He had put c00lkidd to bed a while ago so he didn't have to worry about him sneaking in trying to eat sweets.

With a sigh he made his way up the stairs his mind drifting to chance, and the date he had.

"What a silly guy." He thought as he plopped into bed already thinking about what he was going to wear tomorrow. A soft redness coloring his cheek.

Notes:

Uhh sorry this is short why am I terrible at writing fluff

I am determined to get better trust

Anyway head cannon time because I'm starting to understand why ppl ship these two teehee

 

It's well known that chance owns a casino and is filthy rich, but since looking at the wiki I can't help but see him as a mama and daddy's boy

when he was a child he would ugly cry over the smallest things

Once stepped on a roach and was never the same, the sound it made being squished freaked him out

Sometimes when he's bored he picks up Spade and spins him around, like how you'd do with a cat iykwim

He loves dogs but dogs hate him, he's also allergic to cats but always pets them when he can. He's had to go to the hospital for this twice

Chapter 10: Think you can split my legs open with those? (CHICKENBURGER/SMUT)

Summary:

Uhh... Horny shedletsky asks 007n7 to fuck him along with some clones X3

This has NOT been beta read, and I'm prob never going to but lmk if you see grammar mistakes anyway

Request by: blvdbunx on ao3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Shedletsky felt off, more than that actually- he felt horny.

Everyday he and the other survivors were put into rounds, each time he had to risk his life stunning the killer, He was extremely irritable because of this even builderman asked him to take a break to relieve stress.

So he did.

The ground felt soft beneath his feet the faint smell of water cooling his nerves down a bit as he made his way towards 007n7's cabin. He hoped the former would help him out, because he really wanted to get pounded-

Woah, he shouldn't be thinking like that.

He shook those thoughts away, now in front of the ex hackers door, he knocked, letting his wings fold against his back the fear of rejection weighing against his chest.

"C-coming!" There was a sound of rustling before the door cracked open just a bit revealing the man he was looking for.

007n7 looked at him through the crack in the door his messy brown hair falling over his face slightly, his glasses a little crooked. "Oh shedletsky! Did you need something?" He asked, opening the door a bit more.

The admin stammered, unsure of how to put his wants into words. "Can I come in?" He put on a smile but his exhaustion was clear on his shoulders. 7n7 nodded moving away from the door. "Uh yeah sure.."
7n7 watched as shedletsky entered looking around a bit, he closed the door behind him fixing his burger hat.

"Is something wrong?" He spoke his tone a little stiff, it was.. rare for anyone to come visit him.

"is it That obvious?" Shedletsky chuckled making himself comfortable on 7n7's bed. "You don't get visitors often, do you?" He raised a brow seeing the slightly messy room.

007n7 flushed in embarrassment at this staying by the door. "Sorry i- I meant to clean up earlier and I lost track of time.." the admin shrugged looking at the raggedy covers. "I'm just messing with ya sev" he patted the spot next to him. "Come here, sit down and loosen up a little."

7n7 nodded sitting next to shedletsky. "Anyway I had a favor to ask you.." the admin looked away in embarrassment making 007n7 raise a brow. "What is it..?"

"could you make your clones fuck me?"

007n7 paused his nervousness fading away into shock. "What." He stared at shedletsky with wide eyes, completely caught off guard.

"Well, like summon a few clones and uh.. you know.." shedletsky stared at 7n7 while blushing at the thought.

"You don't have to." Shedletsky smirked a little watching as 7n7 stammered. He trailed a hand down the ex-hackers chest feeling him shudder. "But It'd really help if you did.."

"I- I uhm.." 7n7 gulped under the intense gaze of shedletsky's eyes. "I don't know if it would work.. they don't last long here."

Shedletsky frowned. "you're smart, I'm sure you can work something out."

7n7 felt his face heat up at this and he nodded taking out his c00lgui. He couldn't believe he was about to use it for something so... dirty... "I'll see what I can do."

He tapped on the clone option a less tired and less worn out version of himself now standing in front of the two.

"Nice.." shedletsky grinned his feathers fluffing up as he grabbed onto the clones hips. 7n7 looked away typing away into his gui as he summoned two more. "Can you lay on the bed?"

"your wish is my command~" Shedletsky nodded as he laid back making himself comfortable his wings sprawling out a little he spread his legs giving the former hacker the full view.

007n7 blushed more at this a small breath leaving his lips, he wasn't sure what was worse the fact that he was about to fuck shedletsky (the retired admin btw) or the fact he was about to do it with his clones.

"Are you sure this is.. okay?" 7n7 bit his lip softly when shedletsky wiggled his ass playfully. "I wouldn't be here if it wasn't"

The former hacker nodded before pulling shedletsky's shorts off of him revealing his thick thighs, he gulped reaching over to the nightstand to grab some lube from the drawer. "Just go ahead and put it in." Shedletsky huffed out getting impatient with the slow pace.

"I don't want to hurt you"

"I'm not gonna get hurt this isn't my first time."

007n7 rolled his eyes but obeyed coating his length in lube. "Fine, but don't blame me if you're sore tomorrow."

Gently he prodded his cock into shedletsky's ass a soft smirk appearing on his face when the man hissed at the feeling. "See?"

"Shut up" the admin grumbled planting his head against the rough pillow of the bed, shedletsky groaned feeling n7's hard member go deeper into him his sensitive flesh spreading around the intrusion.

He squirmed a little before being held still by 7n7's firm hand. "Look at you.. and before you were a stuttering mess-" a moan slipped from his lips as the ex-hacker thrusted gently against his prostate. "Mfh..."

7n7 pulled out before thrusting back in making shedletsky moan softly his walls clamping around the hackers length desperately. "just let me know if it's too much.." he continued his thrusts keeping a steady pace as his clones made their way over one letting shedletsky lay his head in their lap while the other two got on either side of shedletsky's head.

The former admin groaned as 7n7 bottomed out in him again his brain stuttering like a old Microsoft computer. "H-hmf sev..!"

Bit his lip turning his attention to the two clones members now in front of his face, one teasingly pressing it against his cheek. "Oh..!"

He flushed before taking it of the clones members into his mouth using his hand to jerk the other off, he moaned feeling the clones head grip his hair forcing the admin to take more of its length.

007n7 held back a moan as he dug his claws into shedletsky's thighs the way he clenched around him each time he hit his prostate was amazing- and way to much at the same time.

His bit the inside of his cheek, dragging his hips out before slamming back in his reeling at the way the ex-admins insides felt around him.

He knew he would never be able to look shedletsky in the eyes again, not when the proud SFOTH champion was drooling all over his clones cock.

"Your doing amazing shed.." he lifted one of shedletsky's legs up a bit, while the other slowly stroked his cock making the man below him moan his hips arching into the touch.

Shedletsky pulled his mouth off the cock attempting to catch his breath "h-harder.." he panted out licking saliva and precum off his lips, 7n7 paused hearing this, his own breath catching in his throat at the ex-admins fucked out needy expression.

Without another word he sped up his skin slapping against the others 007n7 groaned slightly lifting shedletsky's leg higher to go deeper. "like this?" The avain nodded as chirp left his lips when his prostate was hit his eyes closing shut from pleasure. his wings fluttering against the bed feeling fuller by the minute.

"Yes! Right there..! Fm.. Your s-so d-deep!.."
He flushed the clones momentarily forgotten until one of them bent down kissing shedletsky the other taking the task of stroking his cock. The ex-admin bathed in the attention his tight heat clenching around the real 007n7's length.

7n7 watched with hooded eyes doing his best not to cum right then and there, he Placed  gently kisses on shedletsky's thigh while thrusting deep into him.

Shedletsky broke the kiss with the clone gasping as it bit his neck definitely leaving a mark not that he cared. "Hah- I'm close!" He gripped the sheets tight enough to rip them.

"N-not yet, just a little longer." He whined at 7n7's words his legs trembling as the clone stroking his cock suddenly stopped.

he's never wanted to cry so much in his life.

"Please sev, let me cum! ill- I'll be good, please..! I'm so close it hurts..!" He, shamefully, teared up, feeling 7n7's cock hit his sweet spot over and over again.

"I know, I know.. you'll cum soon i promise" 7n7's tone was sweet yet his actions were evil, shedletsky thought while biting his lip to stop himself from letting out a sob.

He was shut up by the other clone kissing him, it's hand playing with one of his nipples. he groaned at the feeling, gently nipping at the clones lips just to relieve some frustration.

7n7's thrusts became harder by the minute the soft slur of praises leaving his lips. "A-almost there- mfhh" shedletsky groaned softly as he kiss was broken and replaced with its cock. He gagged a bit as it was forced past his lips.

7n7 groaned as he thrusted in one last time, shedletsky's name slipping from his lips as he came deep inside of him, shedletsky moaned at this tears escaping his eyes when a load of cum filled his mouth which he eagerly swallowed.

The other clone quickly stroked shedletsky cock his senses overflowing as he soon came as well. "Mfh..!"

There was a pause before 7n7 pulled out his clones dissolving back into code. "Huff.. are you alright?" He pulled the tired again into his arms. Shedletsky only nodded licking left over cum from his lips. "We are definitely doing this again.."

007n7 flushed at this carrying shedletsky to the bathroom, gently he laid him down in the tub filling it with water.

"Maybe."

"You mean 'yes'?" 7n7 let out a small chuckle at this. "Yes shedletsky."

Notes:

Honestly idk how gangbangs works gng :"c
So I kinda struggled with ts 😓

Also got kinda lazy at the end :/

Also this might be a weird ick but I HATE spelling the word cock but I don't wanna seem cringe saying length and member in every sentence

Chapter 11: what do you mean you fucked my mom??? (118o8xyeslo/SMUT)

Summary:

Sorry for the hiatus! I've been busy with life and stuff, also can someone sedate me? I've gotten addicted to grow a garden :c I've stayed up for three days I'm not okay /j

 

I most definitely mischaracterised yeslo and 11808  for that I apologize gng 😓

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

118o8 didn't expect to see her ex on her doorstep especially while bleeding out.

"Eight..!" Yeslo grinned while clutching their arm.

"Yeslo.. what.. what happened to you?"

The being ignored the question lost in its own world as their voice shifted. "It's so nice to see you again.." they let out a small chuckle before their smile fell as they tilted backwards almost hitting the ground if not for 8o8 catching them.

Instinctivly she pulled them closer against her chest She couldn't just leave them like this, her morals wouldn't allow it, but she was also scared what yeslo would do once they woke back up. she couldn't put bluudud in danger simply because she felt bad seeing her ex-partner like this.

She sighed. "Come on, let's get you inside."

she pulled them inside laying them onto the couch as gently as possible.

Bluudud stepped out from his room a cup in hands his eyes widening a bit seeing the body blood on his mother's shirt. "Mom are you okay? Who is this...?" He quickly ran over the plastic cup now forgotten onto the floor.

8o8 bit the inside of her cheek looking over yeslo's injuries one more time.
"bluu can you get the first aid kit for me? I'll explain later."

Bluudud reluctantly nodded, a grumble leaving his lips as he headed to the bathroom.

118o8 sighed allowing her shoulders to slump. She never expected to see yeslo again after the party horn incident, her heart ached simply thinking about it. Deciding to ignore those thoughts she turned her attention to her son who just returned med kit in hand.

Maybe she'd even get her best friends back though 8o8 had a feeling that was simply wishful thinking.

It had been a few weeks since then, yeslo had been their usual self if she ignored the flirty comments they would sometimes give her much to bluududs annoyance.

"I'm surprised you actually settled down with a kid no less!"

118o8 paused, looking up from the pot of boiling noodles. There stood yeslo leaning against the wall a smile etched onto their face.

Their voice was too calm the familiarity in their tone made her skin crawl. "I've been looking for you ever since our argument." Yeslo stared at her though she couldn't help but feel there was a hint of regret in their tone.

8o8 frowned "I know."

stirred the noodles just to keep her hands busy and yeslo simply watched, they knew 118o8 had changed from the chaotic exploiter to a calm and caring mother. They simply didn't want to believe it, how could they? When they were plagued with memories from the past when they were two separate beings going around and causing havoc to innocent people with their partner, their lover.

A past now ruined.

They stepped forward stopping once they were right beside 8o8 not caring if she flinched at their closeness they simply wanted to be next to her again. "I know?
That's all you're going to say after I've spent years looking for you?"

"Don't tell me you don't care anymore eight."

She looked away her grip on the spoon tightening. "You should go sit down, you're wounds haven't healed fully yet."

Yeslo narrowed their eyes searching for a sign, a sign that they were still wanted. They only found pity. In a flash they grabbed her arm forcing her to look them in the eye.

"What-"

8o8 gasped, her lips connecting with yeslo's in a desperate kiss each second she felt her walls crumble into dust. They pulled away and she felt disappointment wash over her, her lips still slightly pursed as if expecting more.

They licked their lips "still as delicious as ever- Tell me, did you miss me?"

"Or was I only a memory, a passing thought you buried under this... Life, you've created for yourself?"

There was silence for a moment. Yeslo frowned pulling away before they were pulled back 8o8's arms wrapped around their form. "Of course I did... I never stopped blaming myself about what happened to you, To us."

She cupped their cheek before leaning in, this time it was their turn to be shocked but they melted into it their hands grabbing onto her waist. The world around them now forgotten as they indulged in an unexplained hunger their tongues dancing in a way only they understood.

Slowly, 118o8 pulled away the pot of spaghetti now catching her attention as it over boiled slightly. "Shit-" she quickly turned it off watching as the steam came from the pot.

They both stared at each other small blush covering their faces.

"..."
"..."

"I'll go set the plates, do meet me in your room after dinner eight~!" yeslo grinned cutting the tension as they grabbed plates now uncharacteristically quiet.

118o8 only nodded grabbing a towel as she drained the water from the spaghetti....

 

The bed creaked slightly as yeslo pinned 118o8 down immediately leaning in to kiss her one hand holding 8o8's arms above her head the other riding up against the fabric of her shirt.

A pleased moan left 8o8's mouth her legs wrapping around yeslo's waist to pull them closer her back arching against the bed to feel more of their skin. "I've missed this" she managed to say as yeslo pulled back lifting 8o8's shirt above her chest.

"Me too..." Yeslo smiled at the sight, their free hand easily ripping 8o8's bra away with a simple tug carelessly tossing it somewhere in the room. "Especially this part!"

They leaned down taking on of her nipples onto their mouth relishing in the way their partners body tensed a gasp leaving her lips.
8o8 cursed softly as yeslo bit down on her nipple leaving a mark before moving to the other one gently lapping at the hardened nub, and fuck, she already was soaked through her underwear.

"You look so pretty like this eight" yeslo kissed the sensitive nub before letting go of her hands reaching down to rub at 808's clothed clit, earning themselves a breathy moan "so sensitive.. I remember when you were the one on top."

With a teasing smile they traced the outline of her vaginal lips through her pants. "You really have changed huh? Not that I'm complaining I love seeing you like this."

8o8 could only lay there and take it seeing as yeslo had her pinned. "You talk to much.."

Yeslo made an eye rolling motion. "still as impatient as ever." They hooked their fingers around 8o8's pants pulling them off leaving them somewhere on the bed.

"Oh?" They chuckled pressing their thumb against 8o8's wet outline of her clit. "I don't wanna hear it.." she muttered attempting to close her legs but only clenched them around yeslo's waist.

Ripping the panties off they leaned down licking at the sensitive flesh using their fingers to stretch her open. Yeslo smirked feeling a shudder run through 8o8's body as their fingers brushed against her g-spot.

"Fuck... Your w-way too good at this...!" 08 gripped at the sheets her breath staggering, each lick sending an electric jolt of pleasure up her spine along with yeslo's fingers thrusting into her, she felt like she would cum right then and there.

She bit her lip attempting to muffle the moans clawing up her throat as tears brewed in her eyes, Sure bluudud was with 07 but it was still embarrassing to be reduced to nothing but a trembling mess. despite this, her hips rolled onto yeslo's hand annoyance and pleasure rolling off her in waves and yeslo gladly soaked it up, their tongue moving diligently over the bud and slit leaving no place left untouched.

Her head fell onto the pillow unable to hold back her moans as she got closer and closer to release. "Aah.. yeslo!- I'm.." 808 gasped feeling their fingers curl into her sweet spot making her scream as she flooded yeslo's hands and mouth with her fluids. Which they eagerly lapped up.

Yeslo licked their lips as they slowly pulling their fingers out with a squelch. A satisfied grin on their face. "How ya feeling?" They asked moving away from the sensitive flesh.

"Tired." She pulled yeslo closer letting out a soft groan at the taste of herself on their lips.  Yeslo purred as they both pulled away, yeslo resting their head on her chest.

"What about you..?" Yeslo blinked. "I don't have genitals anymore. Or well, they rotted away." They stated as if it were common sense, leaving 8o8 baffled. "Okay, I don't want to think about how that would happen." She turned moving yeslo along with her before pulling the blanket over them.

"Goodnight yeslo" she gave them one last kiss before shutting her eyes, her arms wrapped around them. Yeslo felt their heart flutter at the sight indulged in the warmth she gave after missing it all these years.

"Goodnight eight.." they said now no longer alone

 

Bluudud sat down scooping cereal onto a spoon before placing it into his mouth, enjoying the quiet time of breakfast.

"So.. blu.. I fucked your mom last night."

"YESLO!" 8o8 blushed almost chocking in her coffee.

Bluudud spit out his cereal back into his bowl.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FUCKED MY MOM?!! WHAT??"

Notes:

Sorry this is a little short, I wanted to hurry and get it out ^^

Yeslo was going to fuck 8o8 with their tentacle dick (heh) but I decided to scrap it since I lost motivation halfway :"3 I might do it next time

Chapter 12: It took 25 days for me to love you (tentacleburger/FLUFF)

Summary:

Request by:Chuuyas_Kissable_Lips

Yo who put tentacles in my burger??

As always this has not been beta read nor will it ever be so enjoy.

My dumbass forgot the title again bro...

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

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[Day 1]

 

Azure let his back slump against the wall, their tentacles sprawling around them like weights, with a grunt he took a bullet from his shoulder before letting himself completely lay on the floor Their tentacles wrapping around them like a cocoon.

Truly today was one of those days where their emotions bubbled up to the highest. He admitted it hurt. The way two time started at them as if they didn't dig a dagger through their chest made him want to tear his hair off, yet his heart yearned to be held again by them. Even if for a moment.

Tears prickled in his eyes and for once they let them fall, staining their shirt with tears, a sob left his lips as he pulled his hat over his face.

And so he cried, holding his arms over himself as if his lover were still there to hold them, maybe if he thought hard enough he'd feel whole again. Instead he only felt pain spoke in his chest right where that traitor stabbed him.

He tensed hearing footsteps come his way. They glanced up seeing the man with a burger hat on his head.

"Hey.." 007n7 waved shyly though concern was etched onto his brow, no doubt hearing their pitiful cries. "Is everything alright?" Azure raised a brow at him. "What do you want.."

They planted their face back into their knees, the tentacles swaying behind him defensively. "I don't need pity, certainly not from you."

 

The former hacker didn't seem offended, or maybe he was and simply hid it. It certainly didn't stop him from walking closer though slowly. "I am well aware, but I also know it's not good to hold in those emotions l, trust me.. I'm here if you ever want to chat, as weird as that sounds." 7n7 trailed off and azure shuddered, feeling embarrassment already taking place in his stomach.

 

They slowly tilted their heads up taking on the fathers form. C00lkidd said the man was nice and apparently the 'coolest dad ever' not that they ever had one being adopted into a cult and such. So with a sigh he tucked his tentacles behind him creating room for the retired hacker. "I'd be nice if you simply stayed.." 7n7 nodded at this, his steps were light as he made his way over fixing his glasses once he sat down next to the killer.

 

The size difference was obvious now that azure was sitting next to the man. 007n7 was tall, sure, but azure was larger making 7n7 look short in comparison, and a little chubby, but 7n7 was always hunched over as if attempting to make himself look small and harmless.

Not that it worked seeing as most of the survivors would stare at him as if he were a criminal, some even not bothering to help when he was being chased which always made him feel bad for the man.

not that azure could judge seeing as they now had blood on their hands as well.

They watched as 7n7 fiddled with his thumbs. "Why do the others treat you the way they do?" 7n7 visibly tensed at this, his mouth opening and closing attempting to find a suitable answer.

"It's complicated." He admitted rubbing the back of his neck to ease some tension before he continued. "Back when I was younger I used to be an exploiter, blowing up places and ruining lives used to be childs play to me... I don't blame the others for being wary of me."

Azure hummed at this, he's heard of hackers back when he was still in the cult. "The devil's of code" as some put it but of course they've never met one until now.

"I see" they glanced at him one last time before looking away, the tension in their body fading. "At least you're trying to change. I can respect that." 007n7 was surprised, seeing as no one had ever said that to him.

 

"No one's ever said that to me before..."

 

A comfortable silence fell over the two after that, the faint ticking of the clock signalling the round about to end. "Thanks for not uh killing me on sight. sorry if I bothered you." 007n7 stood up dusting off the back of his pants. Azure only hummed, it was clear 007n7 had no self respect which irritated them for some reason.

 

"It's fine, I should be the one thanking you." They couldn't help but chuckle seeing 7n7 flustered at his words. "will I see you next round?"

 

7n7 nodded "sure!" their vision faded to black, azure wished they would've had a little more time to chat.

 

And that's how the two began to talk, mostly in rounds much to some killers annoyance but for them It was a bit of normalcy to the endless rounds of killing, especially when 7n7 never asked about the spawn symbol branded on his chest, and he never asked about the scar on his head.

 

[Day(s) 10]

 

This time was like any of the others except azure felt a little lazy this round.

"I've been craving something sweet lately, it's sad there's nothing to eat besides pizza.."

azure snapped from their daze catching himself staring at 7n7. They ignored the way their heart started to beat a little faster. "Really? I bake when I have free time."

 

007n7 perked at this. "What's your favorite thing to bake?"

 

Azure thought for a moment remembering when he and two time had a picnic, he remembered a large tree, along with the smell of pollen in the air. "pie." They had a smile on their face.

The ex-hacker nodded, practically drooling. "I could go for some pie."

"I'll make some for you." They said, a small blush crossing their cheeks matching 007n7's. "Are you sure? You don't have to.."

"I insist." Azure leaned his head onto 7n7's, his arms wrapping around the other as he closed his eyes. "It'd be nice to cook for someone again." He let himself enjoy the moment, his heart softening bit by bit.

 

007n7 tensed at the sudden movement, his mouth going dry feeling azure's cold skin press against his. A soft sigh escaped his lips feeling a wave of tiredness wash over him. his eyes closed, drifting off to the sound of azure's soft breathing. Yet someone watched from afar gripping the hilt of their blade.

 

[Day(s) 17]

 

"We have to stop meeting like this," he muttered, staring up at the ex-cultist with a smile before turning back to the generator connecting the last few wires. "I don't want you to get in trouble with the specter.." Azure shrugged, ignoring his friend's concern.

He actually wasn't sure what they were but he liked to think they were more than friends, at times, he doubts something like that could happen in a place like this. (Oh buddy if you only knew.)

 

"I'll worry about it when it comes." 007n7 stood up from the generator, the white walls of the c00lcarnival surrounding the two.

The killer held out a container the plastic lid, a slice of fresh pie seeing it had steam accumulating on the lid, 7n7 felt his stomach growl at the smell of fresh blueberries and crust. "You really...!"

 

azure nudged the container to him. "I told you I'd bring you a slice" He smiled as 7n7 took the container from him, their hands brushing against each other softly. A small chuckle escaped their lips seeing the sparkle in the man's eyes. It was cute.

"Thank you so much azure! I'll be sure to bring you something as well." They fiddled with their hands, a blush spreading across their cheek.

"I'll look forward to it, dear seven-"

Azure paused. "-I've been meaning to ask you something..”

 

He took a deep breath,

and suddenly he was back in that field trees around the two as the smell of pie wafted through the air. Their hands suddenly felt clammy at the thought, he wanted to confess truly he did. But the fear of rejection was stronger and so was the fear, the fear of being betrayed by their last partner still tearing away at him no matter how much he thought he got over it. It never truly left.

Two time never truly left his mind, as much as Azure despised he still had feelings for them. Repressed, but they were very much there. It's not like he was in a rush, he had all the time in the world.

 

He exhaled, leaning away from 007n7 folding his hands to his sides. “... Do you like anything other than pie?”

007n7 blinked, those mesmerizing red eyes looking at the white carpet, his tail swaying gently behind him. “Strawberry cake, or red velvet, it's hard to pick..”

Azure nodded as he listened, making a mental note to bring strawberries next time.

 

[Day(s) 25]

His steps were muddled against the carpet of the horror hotel, specifically the hallways next to the ball pit. Azure slowed down spotting 007n7 sitting against the wall.

 

With a huff azure sat next to him, before grabbing a bag he was holding in his tentacles.

The plastic bag crackled as it was forced open the soft scent of strawberries filling the air.

“Where did you get those?” 007n7 asked, lifting his head up from Azure's shoulder watching as they took a few from the bag. “I grew them.”

He paused looking at 007n7. “Want some?” 7n7 nodded, holding out his hand as azure gently placed a few into his palm. A comfortable silence fell over the two; the faint hum coming from his partner distracted his mind for a bit.

 

They blushed slightly watching as he ate. “I can't believe you grew these, they're delicious.” 007n7 tossed the rest into his mouth, closing his eyes to savor the taste. Sweet things were a luxury to come by, or so as the man told him azure never had a sweet tooth. But maybe it would grow on him.

 

“I'm glad you like them.” He tossed a strawberry into his own mouth, swallowing them with ease. His extra appendages curled around his friend pulling him into his lap chuckling when 007n7 let out a small squeak.

“Can I feed some to you?” His arm went to 7n7’s waist holding him close, close enough to feel the warmth on his cold skin. like a warmth blanket that was just for him, and him alone. His other hand held up a singular berrie.

 

After getting out of his stupor 007n7 nodded. Azure pressed the strawberry against 007n7’s lips, his breath catching in their throat when 7n7 bit down his breath grazing their finger tips. 007n7 pulled away chewing silently before swallowing.
Azure was sure the man wasn't aware of how cute he looked.

 

He grabbed another to feed him again watching as he chewed and swallowed. “I've always liked sweets more than greasy foods..” 7n7 leaned his head against the azure's chest, getting comfortable on his lap. “I know, you talk more about cakes than healthy vegetables. I can see where c00lkidd gets his sweet tooth from.” 007n7 let out a small chuckle.

 

He smiled, moving the burger hat out of the way before resting his head on top of 7n7's listening to the soft lull of his breath. He enjoyed this, the quiet air 007n7 always carried that made him be at ease or Perhaps it was the faint smell of oak wood that would follow the man wherever he went, much different from two times soft lavender.

 

He reached into the bag only to find one strawberry left. “Oh, I guess we can share this one.”

He leaned down pressing the blueberry to 007n7’s lips quickly replacing them with his own the taste of 007n7 and strawberries filled his taste buds in the best way possible.

 

7n7 cupped his cheeks pulled him closer only for a moment before he pulled away 007n7 swallowing the remains of the berry, a dazzling red covering his cheeks.

 

“i… uhm” 007n7’s face felt warmer than before, no doubt having a goofy smile on his face. Azure leaned back, scolding himself for coming in too fast. “i’m so sorry I should've asked-”

 

“no, it's okay, I'm just surprised!” 007n7 pulled Azure's face back onto his, giving him a soft kiss. “I never said I didn't like it.” It was Azure's turn to be flustered, his brain short-circuiting as a deep purple spread across his cheeks. “Oh.”

 

“Does this mean we're a thing now?” Azure asked. Both excited and nervous at the idea. 007n7 hesitated before nodding. “Yeah but we should still take it slow. I know you and two time still have some.. issues you both need to work out.” Azure frowned, nuzzling his face into 7n7's neck. “we'll see..”

 

Their peace was interrupted by footsteps coming their way stopping in their tracks once they saw the two. “azure....”

He frowned seeing two time standing in the doorway instinctively curling his appendages around 7n7. “two time, What do you need?” His voice held slightly less venom than usual.

Two times eyes switched from him to 007n7 before going back to him, gripping the hilt of their dagger tighter. “I was hoping to speak with you, but it seems you're busy...” The slight disdain in their tone was clear, 007n7 couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

 

“Yes, I am. Do you mind?” The air became thick with tension, two times smile looked more annoyed than usual, sending a glare to 007n7 before going back out the way they came. “I feel as if I've made myself another enemy..” Azure chuckled smothering 007n7 into his chest.

 

“dont worry I won't let anything happen to you.” 007n7 seemed slightly reassured by this.

 

Azure would never truly get over his first love, but he could give it another shot.

Notes:

UGHHHH IM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING CHAT XC I'VE JUST BEEN REALLY BURNT OUT JDJCHSNDJ

next chapter is the WIP of Elliot x detective iris my motivation wouldn't allow me to finish it SIGHHH

Anywayy erm I hope you guys enjoyed ts chapter PLEASE GIVE NE SOME BETTER NAMES FOR THIS SHIP DAWG. or imma start calling it wiltedbuns or wiltedburgers idk.

But uhh for headcannons,

I feel like azure would be the type of partner to call you plant names based on how he perceives you.

So 007n7 would probably be like a Purple Hyacinth or something but idk if that fits him exactly so maybe a lotus?

Obviously two time is a nightshade c'mon guys it's obvious why.

But give me some of YOUR ideas on what flower 007n7 would be. 😋