Chapter 1: Uno...yea js uno nothing too crazy...also it's not the uno you think
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Jinwoo added 6 others to the GC....random stuff happen..and Jinwoo bein sometimes or all the times fruity for Jin-Chul.
Here's are the username and who's are they: Ch1na Hunter=Liu Zhigeng, Ar1serr=Jinwoo, A-ranker=Jin-Chul, Megumi 2.0=Taeshik Kang, Soulz b0ss=Igris, Antman=Beru, Amer1can beard=Thomas Andre
Ch1na Hunter:Why...am I HERE jinwoo did you do this
Ar1serr:and wtf are u gonna do abt it...not jackshit...
Megumi 2.0:^
Amer1can Beard:I js got to ask...why are we here
Ar1serr:dont worry abt it
A-ranker:yea why are we here
Ar1serr:don't worry abt it..don't worry abt it sweetheart...
Amer1can Beard:SWEETHEART?!!
Soulz B0ss:My liege...what chapters did I MISS FOR YOU TO CALL HIM SWEETHEART? 🤔
Megumi 2.0:...since wen did you use emojis now...aren't you Jinwoo's shadow?
Soulz b0ss:and since when did you happened to mispell smth...and yes I am..
Antman:My liege...what are we doing here
Ar1serr:Were gonna play uno...
(Alright might as well reveal who sucks at Uno...uhhh...only Liu...don't ask why)
Chapter 2: Uno...js purely uno...and 25% of Jinwoo being fruity for Jin-Chul...don't ask why
Notes:
Just uno...right?...RIGHT?
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Ar1serr has started uno....the first card is...a red 6...the cards have been tossed out and guess what...AMER1CAN BEARD DOESNT HAVE A RED NOR A 6 AT ALL...oh and they have 5 cards.
Amer1can Beard:WAIT...I DONT HAVE A RED NOR A 6 😭
Ch1na Hunter:NO RED?!!..NO 6?!...THIS IS ONLY THE 1ST ROUND AND YOU ALREADY UNLUCKY? luck aint on ur side 💀...
Ar1serr:skill issue at its finest..
Megumi 2.0:ofc u would say that..
A-ranker:^
Soulz B0ss:^
Antman:^
Basically, it goes from Jinwoo to Igris to Liu to Jin-Chul to Beru and then to Thomas...
Soulz b0ss:My liege...with all due respect...GO ALREADY
Ar1serr:Just for that ur getting skipped
Ar1serr has put down a red skip
Soulz b0ss:what did I even do-nvm..
Ch1na Hunter has put down a red 8
Ch1na Hunter:You shouldve changed ur name to Ar1serr's pookie
Ar1serr:Pookie is wild...but thts IF I feel like changing his 🤔
A-ranker:nononononono I think I'm fine with the name I GOT
Ar1serr:Thts if i feel like itt...anyway its ur turn
A-ranker:oh right...uhhh I'm gonna do this...
A-ranker has put down a yellow 8
Antman:...what color is tht..
Ar1serr:Don't make me come over there and get you if you dont kno wht COLOR tht is...
Ch1na Hunter:🙏
Soulz b0ss:^
Amer1can Beard:^
A-ranker:^
Megumi 2.0:^yeaaa antman's cooked if he doesn't kno the color...its the color of a highlighter.
Ar1serr:he doesn't even know wht a highlighter is...
Soulz b0ss:true he doesn't...
Amer1can Beard:Play press your luck
A-ranker:and get him cooked?...smth tells me tht he's gonna search it up...
After a mere 5 minutes later...
Antman:ohhhhh it's yellow..
Ar1serr:the fact that u actually LOOKED IT UP FOR 5 MINUTES IS...concerning..
Megumi 2.0:thts ur shadow to begin with
Ar1serr:don't make me come over there and STAB you again like I did last time
(Those who know who have watched the anime)
A-ranker:emphasis on the stab
Amer1can Beard:^
Soulz b0ss:^
Amer1can Beard:im surprised Ch1na Hunter not saying anything only a bare minimum...
Ch1na Hunter:tbh I'm js watching it all go down...anyway Antman it's ur turn STILL
Antman:OK ok!
Antman has placed down a yellow 3
Amer1can Beard has placed down a yellow 1
Ar1serr has placed down a wild card
Amer1can Beard:let me guess u didnt hav a yellow?
Ar1serr:pretty much...
Amer1can Beard:skill issue
Ar1serr:stfu atleast I had a red when the round STARTED
A-ranker:jinwoo stop being mean for once -_-
Ar1serr:as much as I want to...no promises
(We all know good and well Jinwoo isn't promisin...but he'll try to...only for Jin-Chu-nvm...)
Soulz b0ss:my liege...I feel like ur not gonna promise it..
Ar1serr:my most loyal shadow not trusting me? I feel framed
Soulz b0ss:...never said tht...😶
Ar1serr:thts wht i need to hear...anyway its ur turn igris
Soulz B0ss has placed down a blue 1
Ch1na Hunter:I don't got a blue...💀
Ar1serr:thats what the deck is for...now pull a card >:]
A-ranker:jinwoo u good?
Ar1serr:4 u I am
Ch1na Hunter:is this gay I'm sensing from my gaydar?
Ar1serr:it is not ur seeing things
Ch1na Hunter:idk bout that now...anyway Jinwoo's favorite I MEAN JIN-CHUL...its ur turn
A-ranker:its still ur turn...
Ch1na Hunter:oh shi
Ar1serr:talking abt me and still havent pulled out a single card...the deck still looking quite full...
When Liu began pulling cards, he thought that he would only have to take one but nahhh...he has to pull until HE GETS A BLUE OR SOMETHING GREATER
Ch1na Hunter:WTF WHY AM I STILL PULLING 😭
Ar1serr:lmao it's not how u would think...you have to keep pulling until you GET A BLUE or something greater than that like a wild card or a draw 4 smth like tht
Amer1can Beard:damn...he thought he would get one card and move on
Ch1na Hunter:SHUT UP...thts why u beard is not bearding right...
Ar1serr:to be fair uhh im not including my shadows..so..80% of us ..don't have beards soo...ur the only one
A-ranker:can't believe I'm saying this but he does have a point
Ar1serr:I kno 🩵
A-ranker:^🧡
Megumi 2.0:...fruity at its finest...
A-ranker:it's not fruity
Amer1can Beard:totally not fruity at all...are we still playing uno
Ar1serr:tbh I don't want to play uno anymore...ANY SUGGESTIONS SINCE U ASKD??
Amer1can Beard:nope
Ar1serr:you're hopeless...Jin-Chul wht about you
A-ranker:I don't know to be honest...
Ar1serr:then I don't have a suggestion so I guess we're just texting eachother then
Chapter 3: Chapter idea...idk...
Summary:
Uh...idk wtf kind of phones these ppl got so if you have an idea wht phones they have js comment it
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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OK I'm quite in a D I L E M M A...I will be APPRECIATED OF YOU ALL but the idea is either another game or a video chat...like FaceTime or smth
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ANYWAY LUV U ALLLL
Chapter 4: Facetime....nothing goes wrong or chaos or some shi right....RIGHT??...WROONNGG
Notes:
FaceTime at its finest....i can't believe I listened to the person who suggested me to do this a day or so ago...I KNOW WHO U ARE POOKIE...anyway...it's js them facetiming...and yeaaa...
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Ah yes...Facetime...nothing goes wrong with seeing people or shadows interacting with eachother and Jinwoo liking Jin-Chul...right?....RIGHT? Oh yea Jinho's been added too...mind you it's 2 AM
Jinwoo has added Jinho and 6 others...
Jinwoo was in his room, the LED lights in his room was a purple color. He was laying down under the covers...and was tired asf. Igris, was in the shadows, combing his red blume with a white comb...it's like hair but js go with it. Beru...he was just making noises and still NOT KNOWING COLORS. Jin-Chul was in his room, on the laptop....probably doing smth business related while sitting in his bed and his phone propped up. Thomas...you should already know wtf he was doing...ofcourse...lifting weights and glazing his muscles. Taeshik was in the livingroom of his house, polishing his daggers anyway NEXT. Liu was watching TV in his room, and finally....Jinho was in the kitchen, eating his precious cereal...and it's fuckin 2 in the morning...
Jinwoo:Can't believe you guys made me tired...Igris...why are you combing your blume like it's your hair??
Igris:My leige....it is like my hair...it's like a RIBBON...so...yea...now can I continue to comb my blume?
Jinwoo:at this point just do whatever...BERU!...
He looked directly at Beru, who was holding the phone with his claws....I'm surprised he didn't pierced the phone...
Beru:KiEEEEEEEKKK....yes my leige?
Jinwoo:heyyyy
Taeshik:I swear you're not as serious as u look
Jinwoo jus HAD TO RIGHTFULLY LOOK AT HIM LIKE "I know damn well your ass isn't talking"
Jinwoo:i may be tired...but I know good and DAMN well your murderous megumi wannabe lookin ass isn't talking with that build of yours...oh heyyy Jin-Chul...
Taeshik:the mood switch is crazy...
Jinwoo:fuck up hater, anyway I'm adding someone else.
Liu, Thomas, Jin-Chul, Igris, Beru, and Jinho...who was minutes later got added to the video call...witnessed this with eyes widened...
Jinho:why am I added...when I'm eating so peacefully...why me...
Jin-Chul:sigh...trust me Jinho...you're not the only one who is the only normal person in this facetime call...
Jinwoo looked at Jin-Chul with mocking being offended
Jinwoo:ur saying I'm not normal babe?...I feel hurt to the heart...
Igris:Babe?...my leige...I will say this again...what chapter of your life did I MISS??
Liu:yea JinWOO...tell us about your LOVE LIFE WITH JIN-CHUL
Jinho...who was currently eating cereal...had heard this and instantly had slid his bowl like it's a bowling ball. luckily it didn't fell..and he puts his airpods in his ear...nosy jinho...but I love HIM..
Jinwoo:...I thought you were eating cereal jinho...
Jinho:oh yea as soon as I heard love life I immediately slid it and put my airpods in...don't mind me but do tell ur love life
Beru:yes my leige...tell us KIEEEEK
Thomas:Now I'm kind of interested...im gonna comb my beard while listening
Jinwoo:out of all things you could've done you chose to comb your bushy blonde beard?...ok...
Taeshik:uh uh I'm getting off I'm out bye
Taeshik left the call
Jinwoo:i cant with his single jealous emo lookin ass...k guys I'm going to sleep
Igris:My leige...out of all due respect...you're not going to sleep can you tell us your so called love life...just a mere origin of maybe how you two are now together...
I'm js gonna say Jinwoo had told them the backstory cuz...I'm tired and if I did...THIS CHAPTER ALONE WITH THE ORIGIN WOULD BE LONG...and after that uh...Jinwoo fell asleep.
Igris:oh my goodness...MY LEIGE??...MY LEIGE? HES DEAD.
Beru:no he isn't you armored moron he's sleeping it's not like he's sleeping beauty...well...to Jin-Chul at this moment he is..
Igris:then you must be antman...sleeping...what is sleeping...
After searching of what tf is sleeping...
Igris:ahhhh...so that's what sleeping is...
Jin-Chul:thats...actually kind of concerning...for a shadow soldier not knowing what sleeping is...
Jinho:With all due respect Jin-Chul...you are in no position to say that....you know ur the only person who overworks themselves...
Thomas:True...anyway its 2:20 and I'm going to rest my eyes and my MUSCLES..bye guys
Thomas has left the video call
Igris:now I can get this out of my chest...Beru...you scheming, repulsive, hideous ass ant...you stole my comb...you don't even have hair...but antannaes...
Beru:GASP...YOU DARE CALL ME THAT...and yes I do have hair follicles....it's just microscopic you metal tin can of a soldier
Jin-Chul:Hey you two are going to wake up Jinwoo at any ti-
Jinwoo:You two...shut..THE FUCK UP...ITS ALMOST 3AM AND I HEAR MY 2 SHADOW SOLDIERS ARGUING LIKE TEENS...if i hear another insult im getting you two....no hesitation...underSTOOD?
Beru and Igris:yes my leige...
We all kno damn well they're about to trade insults like it's a damn trade market...anyway Jinho is now currently sleeping but is still wondering about Jinwoo's love life with Jin-Chul...and get this...Jinwoo and Jin-Chul swapped jackets...but they didn't wore it cuz...u kno
Beru:Metalized idiot
Igris:ur build is worse than a roach...
Jinwoo instantly got up and grabbed his dagger, went to his shadow..and basically all Jin-Chul and Liu, who was not saying anything thankfully but is currently watching Kung Fu Panda, is Beru's screams and Igris attempting to convince Jinwoo out of...I guess their horrors...and Jinwoo cleaned his dagger and puts it down, getting back in the bed, under covers...still tired and was just looking at Jin-Chul...
Jinwoo:sorry if you heard that....they...sometimes can be a pain in my ass...
Jin-Chul:What the actual fu-
Jinwoo:shh dont ask what happened..anyway...I love you
Jin-Chul:after what I just heard in the background and you came back like it was nothing...then telling me you love me?...what kind of demon of a boyfriend I have...I love you too...now sleep...
Jinwoo:Im in the middle of i don't want to sleep and I want to sleep...soooo...no
Jin-Chul:then you MUST want to be a sleep deprived boyfriend...I'm going to sleep...you should too...Liu I forgot ur still here.
Liu:At this point I've heard enough between you and Jinwoo...I've witnessed a next level of chaos in my own eyes...literally...anyway I'm gonna go on with my business have fun lovebirds..byee
Liu has left the video call
Jinwoo:it's just us now..
Jin-Chul:not really...3 more people are in here...we can private chat or video call eachother tomarrow OK?
Jinwoo:fine...night baby
Jin-Chul:Night sweetheart...now end this video call we've been in this call for almost an hour...and sleep..
Jinwoo:Jinho over there sleeping...ok i am I am...
Jinwoo has ended the FaceTime call...
Notes:
Never thought I'd write this long...I DID IT...the FaceTime chaos has been...I guess unleashed
Chapter 5: A free chapter
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ATTENTION PEOPLES A T T E N T I O N readers...Author is in a bit sleep deprivation🙃...and basically school is unfortunately 😩😭tmr which...is my birthday so...why not let you all have a chance to share any ideas in the comments and I'll find a opportunity to read them and shout you out if i use your idea in future chapters...anyway luv u alllllllll 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
Chapter 6: These idiots(except for Woo Jin-Chul...nvm I'm including him too) now knowing S L A N G
Summary:
It's js these idiots knowing and saying some things in slang...
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Ah yes....slang...ppl still abuse it too...but there's nothing that's about to go wrong in the SL gc right....SIIIKKEEE...oh and Jin-ho's name is js "R1ch Boi" and Jinwoo changed Jin-Chul's name to "Workahol1c"
Megumi 2.0:I saw some slang terms on google...
Ar1serr:I already know one of them...
Workahol1c:I highly 1000% doubt it won't be appropriate...
Ar1serr:And how would YOU know my workaholic of a boyfriend???
Soulz B0ss:I'm saying this the last nd final time...WHAT CHAPTER DID I MISS FOR YOU TO BE SAYING THAT MY LIEGE??
Ch1na Hunter:HEY!...IM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP AND ALL I SEE IS BOUT THOUSANDS OF MESSAGES FROM THE GROUP CHAT ONLY 😭 JS LET ME SLEEP
R1ch Boi:...I'm scared...
Amer1can Beard:..Im over here lifting these weights like a TRUE AMERICAN I AM and the first second I see are dozens of messages from this chat specifically...???
Ar1serr:ofc ur B U S H of a beard led u here...but okkk u can keep being american...
Megumi 2.0:js Sybau dude...
Antm4n:...wats a sybau...my liege wats a sybau
Ar1serr:smth I could've said to this murderous fake ass megumi of a rigid bitch a long time ago...
Amer1can Beard:DAMN
Workahol1c:I googled it and I think Sybau means to shut your bitch ass up...that's wht I got...
Ar1serr:I forgot ur pushing 40...
Workahol1c:so that's wht were on Jinwoo??...ok no more kisses.
Ar1serr:no...ANYTHING BUT THAT...I DIDNT MEAN IT...kinda but stillll...
Workahol1c:nnnope...
Ch1na Hunter:so that's what it means..I thought It's pronounced "Sai-bao..."
Ar1serr:..I'm not surprised but no shade being thrown...yet...and they know who I meant...Mr I love to kill people for money 🤨🤨
Notes:
I might make a continuation...I might...but anyway luv you all and if u have prompt ideas or AU'S you want me to make feel F R E E to do soooooo
Chapter 7: Chapter idea spree
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ATTENTION PEOPLES A T T E N T I O N PEOPLES...THIS IS THE DAY WHERE YOU ALL GET TO LEAVE YOUR IDEAS AND I READ THROUGH THEM, BEST ONE WILL GET THEIR IDEA CREDITED AND RIGHTFULLY USED...idk...sprinkle SPRINKLESS
Chapter 8: School chaos......and a hint of temporary blessing from the shadow monarch...js a sprinkle of it...nvm i lied
Summary:
Just a "very normal" and sane classroom....no chaos will happen if Jong-In is their teacher right???...RIGHT..?
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Ah yes, Seoul High(idk i js guess a highschool.....or SL high...idc), where anyone and hunters are students...and with our boys in the SAME CLASS together, I'm 1000% sure nothing worse can happen...until....oh wait WE GOT NEW PEOPLEEE....idk js E and B-rank Jinwoo...dont ask how theyre here....i dont know either...were js gonna name E-ranked Jinwoo, Woojin, and B-ranked Jinwoo, Sungwoo......im not that good with names...i did write this at school...
"Give me...my damn dangeom back Jin-Chul....I wasn't even gonna stab that purple hideous haired ass boy back there...I'm innocent." Jinwoo plead to Jin-Chul...who which knew his bf is damn well NOT INNOCENT.
"No Jinwoo...I told you numerous times to stop threatening Taeshik...You're making Jin-Ho scared back there..." Jin-Chul side-eyed him..as if he did a crime, still keeping the dagger out of Jinwoo's reach.
Jin-Ho, who was clinging to Sungwoo for DEAR LIFE and putting his head on his shoulder for comfort. "It's chaotic in here....im not safe...JINWOO already threatening another B-rank over there..."
Sungwoo js looked at him and laughed softly...wait...YOU LAUGHIN NOW??? its no surprise...its not frr...
"its ok Jin-Ho, its ok im here...f-for you..." Sungwoo tried not to laugh but tried to comppose himself to comfort Jin-Ho....he cant take serious things seriously...
Jin-Ho looked at him...js with a look of "Why tf you lying to me...you lying swine" ....cause he knew Sungwoo like that....sooo Sungwoo put his arm around Jin-Ho's shoulder in comfort and reassurance...NOW BACK TO JINWOO and JIN-CHUL..with a confused Thomas Andre, who was obviously looking at himself..flexing his muscles... Woojin js watching them.. and Taeshik...who was susppiciously quiet...Liu...was sleeping anyway...
"Jin-Chul....my workaholic of a cookie...GIVE IT BACK or else I'll steal all of your shades...and sunglasses....and let my shadows break them one by one..and get no kisses for a month...do you want that?" Jinwoo threatened while shifting his chair infront of Jin-Chul's desk...he js want to go around the desk and get him...and kinda strangle him...but out of love...nvm not out of love....smth else....cuz we all kno that Jinwoo...our beloved ariser(idk if thts a actual word)...is not all graceful...cmon...you kno you wanna lie..
"Ohh so we're threatening to steal and break people's shades/sunglasses now, Hunter Sung?...Thomas, I'd suggest you hide those shades of yours from Jinwoo." Jin-Chul warned Thomas...to be fair HE IS THE 2ND PERSON TO HAVE ON SHADES OR SUNGLASSES BESIDES JIN-CHUL...and dont even get him started on what happened the other day when they were on facetime.....
"Jin-Chuuuuullll....give me my dagger back..." Jinwoo said while still trying to get his dagger back with his hand...Beru was surprisingly quiet...Igris...you should already know what that hottie of a shadow soldier was doing....basically nothing...js staring at whatever he hears...he js quiet....in his own zone...Jin-Chul...didn't give the dagger back....yea he didnt...
Notes:
idk if dangeom is dagger in korean...I dont T-T....but im not done YETT so...its getting updated
Chapter 9: IDEA SPREE #2
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ALRIGHT PEOPLES I KNO I HAVENT BEEN DOIN DIS FOR A LONG TIME SO IM LETTTING YOU ALL SHARE YOUR IDEASSS....oh yea best idea gets picked and shall be creditieddd
Chapter 10: Uhhh
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I HATE BEING SIIICKKK BUT THIS IDEA SPREE WONT STOP MEEEEE...so...again...IDEA SPREE DAYYYY...best idea will get used and will be CREDITETH THAT SHALL BE PROMISED...luv u allll💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 halloweennns cominngg
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