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ahem ts takes place in 1985
quorthon and cronos are well known to hate each other but that will change 😨
quorthon was making a song in the studio, after he was done, he went home to his apartment. quorthon was gooning to cronos, his big fat crush. "mmmm big dom daddy cronos~" he gasped. all of a sudden, he hears a knock at the door. quorthon gets dressed only wearing very short leather shorts and a bathory crop top. he opens the door to see cronos, "o-oh h-hi cronos" quorthon says with his swedish accent, "why you speaking like that you little dickhead?" cronos bickered at him. quorthon payed attention to cronos' muscles and he blushed.... "so are you gonna let me in?" quorthon then let cronos in. cronos sat down on the nearby couch while quorthon went to the kitchen to get something to drink, cronos looked around his apartment and saw many kiss pictures knowing how much of a fan he is of the band. quorthon came back with a shot and drank it. he sat really close next to cronos and then cronos took a glance at what quorthon was wearing. it lowk made his dih hard..... he covered his dih while quorthon was paying attention to something else. without hesitation cronos pulled him to his lap, "c-c-cronos!!" quorthon yelled out, "i know you secretly like me you little asshole" cronos replied and then they kissed each other on the hot mouth. "zaddy cronos i was gooning to y-you" ace admitted, cronos gave him a not surprised look, then he carried him to his bedroom. then they get on the bed. then they got naked...... cronos saw that quorthon was wearing a black lacy sparkly thong and then he took it off...... then the two started sword fighting with their dihs, cronos takes an ox bone quorthon had and he smacks his ahh with it, "ahh~ cronos more" quorthon yelled, then he did it a couple of more times. then quoetjkn started to suck on cronos dih, "oh yes" cronos moaned out. then he busted, then they got into some action...... cronos put his dih into quorthon and then they had gay sex..... cronos was giving quorthon backshots, "mmm~ zaddy c-c-cronos!!" quorthon blurted out. "im gonna give you kids... " cronos says, "oh yes id love that~". (time skip) then they finished then sh*wered then slept. the next day quorthon wakes up and then goes to the bathroom, he then notices something off, some random pain in his stomach. " what could that be... " he questioned.... he looks down and oh boy..... HE'S PREGNANT. "oh my god! im gonna have cronos kids" quorthon yelled out in the bathroom so loud that cronos wakes up. "what the hell are you screaming about" cronos yelled out, "cronos im pregnant im gonna have your babies!!" cronos was shocked. 9 months later, quorthon gives birth to lestat and then hes not pregnant anymore now he and cronos are fathers and now lovers 🥹🥹
the end 😂✌ (please help.)