Pro-Rancher Izuku, And his Slime Cafe

by Cooldude55

Summary:

Not all men are Created Equal, Quirkless means a lot of things in this society and especially in the Job Market! While Izuku always wanted to be a Hero he also cares deeply for his mother as she was recently fired from the Hospital due to cutoffs. Desperate he wanted to get a job to help his mother as he wished on a star. Little did he know that his wish would come true.

Chapter 1

Not all men are created equal. Midoriya learned this at a young age as he was diagnosed as Quirkless. Immediately his best friend along with almost everyone else were cruel or even bullied him. And worse yet every day his dreams of becoming a Hero was dimming day by day. Until today which so far felt like the worse.

Izuku arrived at the small apartment as he saw his mother sobbing in the living room. He approached and asked "What's wrong Mom?" Rubbing her shoulders to try and console her.

Inko sniffles as she turned and had a wobbly smile "Oh Baby don't worry. I was just... fired. Unfortunately the Hospital was undergoing budget cuts and deemed me a 'acceptable loss.'" She snorts as her sorrow turned more annoyed at the corporate malarkey they spouted to justify firing her. She shook her head "Your Father can pay for a good chunk of the Rent but things will be a bit tight for a little while as I find a new Job."

Izuku nodded as internally he felt bad. 'Oh Mom, I promise I'll help! You've been stressed out so much and I promise I'll do something!' He thought as he gave a small smile of his own. "Ok mom. I'm sure things will turn out!" His eyes shift across the table as he saw a few bills that were laying as his resolve to help his mother burned brighter.

After eating dinner and his mother went to bed. Izuku went to his room cleaning himself up with a quick shower as he put on his All Might Pajamas and looked out the window and wished on the stars above that he'd have a chance to help his mother and promised to find a Job tomorrow on his laptop.

He lays down and tried to fall asleep as outside the window a spark in the sky as a tear ripped open and a Bee Drone speeds through the night sky and crash lands on the rooftop. Izuku jumped up with a gasp as he looked out the window as he admittedly was curious as he crawled out onto the fire escape and got to the roof as he saw a glitching Drone.

"That looks more advanced than anything I've ever seen.. Is it from I-Island? It looks very sleek and like a Bee?-" Izuku began to mutter as he approached it and taps the side of the Drone as it spat out a Small Metal Box as he jumped back startled falling down onto his rear as he stared with wide eyes as the Box expanded into a strange pad and a hum and a glow radiated and a small image of a.. building and trees were shown.

"What the..." he stood back up and dusted himself off as he once again steps forward as he passed the Drone and looked at the teleportation pad with worry and intrigue! He was so curious as he wondered how it worked! And and.. 'Woah Slow down!' He mentally paused as he held up his hands. "Are you seriously going to jump into some random teleporter in your pajamas? Just think about this rationally. What if this is the work of some Villians? A accidental test run of I-Island or maybe even some Government agency or-"

Behind Izuku the Drone sparked up and speeds forward as it tried to go into the Teleporter. Accidentally ramming into the Boy and sending them both into the Teleporter.

A flash of light as he screamed surpised. He blinked rapidly as he looked around frozen.

A Lanky Man in a scientific outfit and a Green orb around his head was mumbling in.. English as he held a tablet- wait that looks less like a Tablet and more like a Pre-Quirk Handheld game console! Izuku stood up worried as he looked around the Small Hanger / Lab that made no sense.

Izuku coughed nervous as he spoke up in English. Thankful that he learned due to talking to his father often whom worked in the U.S! "Um.. Hello? S..sir?" He stuttered nervous because he did look a tad creepy with the Dome head.

The Lanky man glanced up for a second as he went back to work only to pause and look up again as he unzipped his collar as the bubble dissolved. "My apologies! I tend to get wrapped up in my work. You must be the new Rancher right?"

Izuku paused. One: Was that Bubble his quirk? No it couldn't have been the collar clearly made it. Two: Rancher? Like.. a farmer? What part of him screams 'Rancher'. Is it really his hair? He gets it that sometimes it looks like a bush but come on! He shook his head and looked up "N..no? I came through the portal. Where am I? And why do you think I can farm Animals?"

With that the lanky Man chuckled "Well it seems my Galactic Drone Teleportation unit was a Success nevertheless! I knew adding the additional Quantum Plorts into the Engine System would be perfect for navigational systems! And don't be silly! There's not that many Animals on the Far Far Range other than various chickens! And of course Slimes!" He posed for dramatic effect as he paused and blushed embarrassed as he coughed awkward. "Um.. Apologies! I have yet to give you a name! I am Viktor Humphries! I myself am a Professional Slime Rancher, Slime Scientist, and... amateur musician. And if you'd wish for a more exact location we are currently at a Scientific Hanger. I'd ask H if I could temporarily borrow the area to set up a tel-plort-ation experiment."

Izuku blinked. 'What? What? What?!?' His brain was shutting down with the influx of knowledge. "Galactic Drone... Far Far... Slimes???" He gawked at Viktor as he was trying to formulate a question.

Although unfortunately for Izuku Viktor shrugged "I'm glad to be of service to you answering questions! The teleporter may need to recharge before you can get back home so take the spare Vacpack on the desk and make a few New-Bucks before heading home! Now if you don't mind I have work to do." He turned and swiftly walked into another teleporter as Izuku scrambled forward.

"Wait wait WAIT!" And in a Flash Viktor left. And Izuku blinked as he looked at the nearby desk and picked up the hearty Vacpack as he was a tad small for it although it felt shockingly light? He actually looked outside the Open Lab and saw the Sunny Sky and a strange rocky cliff, open plots and what the heck is that thing?

A Pink Happy Blob bounced around the empty area as it giggled to itself with each hop. And so Izuku starts his first challange in this new world. . .

Chapter 2: Pink Slimes, Plorts, and Carrots Oh My!

Summary:

Temporarily trapped in this strange Ranch, our favorite Bush figures he might as well make the most of it!

Izuku had seen quite a few quirks on TV. He had seen many Heros and even some Villians do crazy things, like a Hero that was quite literally a washing machine! But when he approached the small rocky clearing in the 'Lab / Hanger' area. He didn't expect the small Pink slime to hop torwards a Rouge Carrot on the ground, eat it whole, and dispense a part of itself as a smaller Blob.

He wished he had his notebook as he turned on the Vac-pack and sucked up the Small Blob and Pink slime as when he did the small screen on the Vac-pack glowed and formed a Hologram image of a name. 'Pink Plort' and 'Pink Slime'.

"Plort? What is a Plort? Is it leftover Bio-Matter left due to the consumption of the Slime? Or is it just waste?" Izuku muttered as he wandered away from the Lab area and made it to the first area. The Ranch itself, it was breathtaking even though it looked like a old dilapidated area.

There were a few more Pink slimes hopping about two more to be exact along with Chickens! He rushed over as he noticed one of the slimes sliding over to said chicken as he sucked the slimes up! He sighs relieved as he turned and noticed a Dome like building along with a large machine along the rocky wall displaying an array of plorts!

Before he had any time to investigate further a Drone floats over as it beeped and dispensed a small Gameboy like device for Izuku as the Drone played an automated message from Mr Humphries.

"Here is a gift to help you catalog your items on the Slimeopedia, no need to pay me back. See it as a gift for accidentally sending you to the Far Far Range! There was a woman whom was originally going to stay at the ranch. Although she seemed to have second thoughts before making the trip. I have a message from Ogden Ortiz! Since your like a Neighbor he's taken the Liberty to drop off a gadget as a welcoming gift, A Plort-Jelly Making Machine it'll arrive soon. Goodbye!" The Drone flies away as Izuku had bluescreened due to the Overload of information as he shakes his head annoyed and tried chasing the Drone.

"Hold on! I have questions!" He called out as he stopped and heard a Thump as a large mini-fridge sized box was delivered near the house by some Drones. He sighs as he gave up chasing the pesky Drones and sat down as he checked the Slimeopedia about the instructions to use the device.

"The Plort-Jelly Making Machine or the P.J-M.M was a popular treat back on Earth but fell out of popularity due to the weird nature of plorts. Such as A Minor Healing effect of Pink Plorts, Making individuals stronger with Rock Plorts?-" 'Note to self. Find Rock Plorts / Rock Slime?' "-And other modifications that made daily life a little inconvenient?" He blinked and realized just how stupid that was... wait.

Minor Healing? Strength boost? Other effects? His world is full of Hero's with strong quirks! But if they had a reliable way to boost themselves then.. Oh All Might that could make someone SUPER rich! His mother wouldn't have to worry about anything else!

He quickly got to work with renowned vigor as he was going to make his mother proud and at the same time? He was also being a hero by providing stuff for Heros! So... win win! Izuku rushed out to the first area of the Far Far Range eager to get to work.

[Meanwhile]

At the Lab the Teleporter back to Earth (Izuku's Earth) was online. And a individual creeped forward as a Stray Hen Hen wandered into the Portal. The large trenchcoated man? Murmured "ChIiikkennnz.." And went through the Portal. . . Temporarily shutting it down once more. Not that Izuku will notice as he's currently set out on his new journey to become the Best Rancher / Entrepreneur there ever was.

Notes:

Well that was Chapter 2! I hope it was good. Um maybe stay tuned for more?

I don't own anything or any characters in this obviously.

And um.. have a Nice Day! Thanks for reading!
(Feel free to give me ideas!)

Notes:

This is my first Fanfiction, I might continue this but my free time is limited so expect updated to be very random and slow at times.

I don't own My Hero Academia nor Slime Rancher! So Enjoy!