Moonlight Mementos

by RubyandSaphire

Summary:

After the I hate Blitzo party Blitz is in a bad place after a desperate moment on a roof top he has to make the decision to move forward. Though how will he cope with the memento Stolas unknowingly left behind when they broke up.

The Light of the Pentagram was fading turning the sky a dark red. As I looked up at the sky a memory of a deep purple sky seemed to cloud my vision and I felt the tears run down my face again. I had done it again, I had something good, great even and just had to go and ruin it 'Like I always do' I felt my tail automatically cover my middle in comfort. A sudden gunshot nearby had me looking around and down just in case 'Though why bother Would it really make a difference if I died' was splattered all over the roof or tumbled off the roof of I.M.P. were I sat brooding. 'At least I wouldn't make a mess for the others too clean up'. I let out a trembling sob and my tail gripped me tighter as my hands were full. He looked up at the skies again and couldn't help but wish for a different view and welcome company. 'Not that I deserve it'

Chapter 1

The Light of the Pentagram was fading turning the sky a dark red. As I looked up at the sky a memory of a deep purple sky seemed to cloud my vision and I felt the tears run down my face again. I had done it again, I had something good, great even and just had to go and ruin it 'Like I always do' I felt my tail automatically cover my middle in comfort. A sudden gunshot nearby had me looking around and down just in case 'Though why bother Would it really make a difference if I died' was splattered all over the roof or tumbled off the roof of I.M.P. were I sat brooding. 'At least I wouldn't make a mess for the others too clean up'. I let out a trembling sob and my tail gripped me tighter as my hands were full. He looked up at the skies again and couldn't help but wish for a different view and welcome company. 'Not that I deserve it' Suddenly my phone went off again, the sound of people screaming at a theme park drifted out of place across the roof. He could not bare to tap it and have to discuss everything right now so absently tapped the screen through his coat still staring at the fading light above. The tears and sobs seemed to have no end and I had just closed my eyes to start taking some deep breathes when I heard the sudden shing sound of a portal. I felt my heart leap with hope and started quickly wiping my face when I realised the footsteps I was hearing were too slow and heavy set, to belong to my deliberate, feather light bird. I sniffled tears falling again, the footsteps stopped and then I heard a slight crunch and light bouncy steps slowly continued towards me, my spines flexed defensively as I tensed.

"Blitz" surprised at the voice my spines relaxed and some of the tension left my body

"Fizz" I said in surprised turning slightly to see Fizz in a night shirt and cap and slightly behind him Asmodeus in pyjama trousers looking at him concernedly. Unfortunately by turning I revealed what was in my lap and they sucked in a breath harshly. I flinched back ashamed turning away from them and curling up again, shoulders hunched, legs dangling over the edge. They seemed to realise their reaction was wrong as I heard Fizz step up closer behind me pausing to let me adjust before slowly putting his hand on my shoulder. Despite the slowness of the action I still flinched and wobbled making Fizzs hand grip me tightly to steady me. Moving his hand to my side Fizz sat down next to me holding me tightly to him. I sniffled avoiding looking at him directly but could see his concerned look in my peripheral vision. His face was sad but determined, a look he had worn so often growing up I knew what it meant. He wouldn't stop until he got what he wanted, though what that was now was more serious then the last piece of pie.

"Blitz care to tell me what brings you here " I sniffled looking away and then on meeting his face again sighed knowing it was better jsut to give in

"Do you remember when I visited you yesterday"

"Yes you wanted my help because you were going to see Stolas and .... Oh Blitz did it not go well" I scoffed and then the damn broke

"Nooo I ruined everything again" I cried sobbing and buried my head on his shoulder, Fizz sighed and rubbed my arm comfortingly, I didn't protest as he took the gun from my lap and passed it behind us to Ozzie, then wrapped his other arm around me.

"Blitz I'm sorry it didn't work out" I buried my head more into his shoulder and just let the feelings suffocating me loose somehow with Fizz's arms around me, the smell of popcorn and cotton candy filling my nose and him humming a lullaby into my ears it felt less like I was drowning in my regrets and sadness. As my sobs slowed and breathing evened Fizz kept rubbing my back until I pulled away slightly to look at his own tear streaked face.

"Why are you crying" I asked him rubbing his tears away Fizz rolled his eyes exasperatedly

"Because I just got my best friend back you jerk I don't want to lose you again" I smiled at the reassurance and then guilt flooded me as I remembered he wasn't the only one I would be leaving behind 'What would Loonie and M&M think'

"I'm a terrible father" I cried  I sniffled and started to breathe jaggedly

"Hey hey no stop that spiral right now. I'm here and I am not mad I just need you to stay here with me and don't do this again ok"  I tried to calm down grasping his words like the lifeline they were. "You are a wonderful father I have seen the pictures and the pride in your voice when you talk about her. By the way I need to meet my niece I can't wait to see you embarrassing her by being all lovey dovey" I sniffed but smiled slightly

"You really think so" Fizz pressed his forehead to mine right over our marks

"I know so" I smiled and he relaxed slightly as well "I've only heard you so excited and loving over horses before" I grinned

"Thats because they are awesome" Fizz rolled his eyes good naturedly and helped me up, the box in my lap falling on to the roof. When he stood up, I gave Ozzie an embarrased wet smile and he smiled encouragingly at me summoning a portal to their penthouse. Probably not wanting to leave me alone which was fair enough, even if I mostly felt drained and numb.

"Hey Blitz whats this" I froze spines out tail straight and turned to see Fizz had picked up the box . A shiver of dread went through me as I saw him flip the open box over to the label "Bliiitz" Ozzie inhaled quickly and ushered me through the portal woodenly I followed him through Fizz behind me. There was no mistaking it they had seen and understood what the box was and that I had used it. Quickly he took my shoes and jacket leaving them next to a desk and I curled up on the bed into a ball. Ozzie pulled the blanket over me and when Fizz zipped up to whisper something to him he nodded. Waving his hand a horse plushie in pink and blue appeared and he tucked it in with me. I wrapped my arms around it burying my head in its blue mane next to the three heads. They said something softly to themselves and then I felt Fizz lay down next to me, wrapping me in his arms, Ozzie tucked us both in and settled in a reclining chair he had summoned next to us, dimming the lights. 'Magic is so handy' was my last thought as my eyes started to close. The box on the bedside table clearly showing despite the gloom. Pregnancy test 99% accurate.

Chapter 2

When Blitz woke up the next morning it was to the now normal sense of panic and despair with a dash of stomach churning nausea. Dragging an annoyed hand down his face he opened his eyes to find Fizz and the big rooster nowhere to be seen. I could hear voices coming through the crack in the door and the smell of grilled meat and coffee wafted in. Sighing he jumped down from the bed not caring enough to grab his shoes before walking out. Oddly the rhythmic tapping of his hooves was soothingly familiar. Fizz was in a night shirt and cap whispering into Ozzie's mane as he cooked something at the hob, they stilled as they noticed me. I sighed and pulled myself onto one of the stupid over sized chairs the noble assholes seemed to prefer. I guess Fizz can zip up whenever he wants but for other imps its a pain.

"Here you go" I startled as a glass filled with iced coffee was placed in front of me. Fizz smiled "some assassin you are" I rolled my eyes but huffed happily enjoying the expensive coffee they had made it out of

"Fuck you, you ruined Hell bucks for me with this" I teased Fizz rolled his eyes and smiled though it faded and I could feel the conversation he wanted to have creeping up on me. I took another sip and avoided his searching eyes. Ozzie came over and placed a burger infront of Fizz and a normal breakfast of eggs, bacon and sausages infront of me and himself. I poked at it a bit but then started shovelling it in when I saw Fizz start to open his mouth to talk. "I don't want to talk about it" I grunted out but Fizz shook his head determinedly

"Well we have to. What the fuck was that last night Blitz?" I sighed should have known he would never give up I put down the fork.

"Well after I left you I went to Stolas's only for him to give me this stupid crystal and say he was done with me. I flipped out on him for abandoning me and he then admitted her actually liked me before kicking me out. The next day I went back to apoligise but couldn't do it and when I ran into him again he was wasted and said some pretty hurtful things and there was a song but anyway Verosika was there and she said if I really wanted to be a better person I should let him go and be happy without me" I sighed looking down to avoid the concerned looks they were sharing so as not to interupt me and pushed my food around "After... afterwards I went back to my office, I couldn't face Loona even though she wouldn't be home til late anyway and took the test" I caught the look they shared and sighed looking at Asmodeus "I know you know" Reluctantly Asmodeus nodded and put his hand on my shoulder and I was too tired to shake it off "After that I don't know how I ended up on the roof. I think it was just too much. I had been having symptoms for a while but I guess I just didn't want to accept it and after Stolas" I paused trying to swallow around the sudden lump in my throat "I didn't have anything left to lose by confirming it but then" I felt the tears starting to gather and spill as I tried to clear my throat "I'm not good enough or patient enough to do this. I would wreck it I know I would. Loona just got over hating me for trying to be a Dad to her and now" I sobbed my voice cracking as Fizz moved closer tears welling in his own eyes "Don't I ruined your life why are you so nice to me. Why are you so nice to me? I destroy everything I touch you should have let me die it would be better for everyone" Fizz gasped and before I could pull away from him and rush away he launched himself at me gently wrapping his limbs and tail around me securely

"Don't you dare say that. My life isn't ruined I told you before, its great. I have Ozzie and your back in my life I couldn't ask for more. If you die who will force me to watch horse shows and gush about that wonderfully emo daughter of yours while sending me inappropriate memes all the time that I look back at during my bad days" He insisted tears flowing from his own eyes as I felt a heat building in my chest and shame from all the worry I gave him and from thinking I could leave my Loonie Toonie behind. Fizz wiped my tears away with a laugh "Hey I know that look don't be guilty just do better we are all here for you whatever you need. Though I have no idea what that it is you would need" I smiled always taking charge thats my Fizz

"Well I don't know either Loona came to me mostly fully cooked. Do you know what a magical chicken hybrid needs Asmodeus, I barely know what an imp baby needs" I looked at Asmodeus wiping away my tears and clutching Fizz's hand nervously as he unwound himself to sit next to me. Before he could answer Fizz chuckled nervously

"Are you sure its his" I growled rattling my spines and smacked him upside the head

"Of course it is the only other person I banged in over a year was a shark fucker and he couldn't even find the right hole never mind cum in it. Fucker came over my legs and I had to get a Hellpes shot after" I shuddered remembering the mess and fever I had to deal with. They laughed as it lightened up the mood

"Well I'm not sure hybrids are not discussed often but I can research it and see if Bel has any cases I can look at. I could take a look and see if its at least an egg or live birth you would be dealing with" I gulped shooting out a baby is bad enough but a Stolas sized egg ugh I shuddered horrified but nodded. Asmodeus smiled reassuringly putting one hand on my stomach making me stiffen but he just waved his other hand to create a floating magical screen. Fizz clasped my hand as I clenched his hard nervously. Slowly a floating blob appeared on screen, it was curled up but tiny limbs and a stubby tail were clearly viewable

"I think you are further along then you think as they are more formed then I would expect at this stage" Asmodeus said looking at me concerned but I shook my head

"I know I am probably just over 3 months" They flashed me a quick look concern creeping over their faces "The whole monthly fucking thing makes it easy to track" I squeezed Fizz's hand in anxiety unable to meet there eyes. Asmodeus cleared his throat but went back to looking at the screen

"Well from the looks of it you are right. I'm not an expert but it does appear about 3 months and not an egg" I had a moment of relief then "oh and another one looks like twins yep two in there" my stomach flipped and Fizz crushed my hand trying to catch my eyes but I just stared in shock as Asmodeus finished up summoning some pictures of what he could see then "Oh here we go" the sound of two heartbeats echoed around us and I felt a smile creep across my face involuntarily and felt Fizz relax as well beside me. "Here you go" Asmodeus compressed the screen down into a hexagonal blue crystal and when I pressed it a short video of the small beans moving appeared cast above it the dual heartbeats playing. I clutched it tightly to my chest letting go of Fizz's hand instinctively wrapping my tail around my middle protectively making them smile in understanding. "Sorry little ones Daddy will do better jsut wait and see" Fizz smiled and hopped up on Asmodeus giving him a hug no doubt understanding any doubts I had disappeared as soon as I knew it was twins. Like me, like Barbie, I don't know how Loona will take it or what to do next but I knew I had to try and do this.

"Could you keep this under wraps, some fucker hired Striker to kill Stolas if they did that to him they will no doubt come after me for harbouring a royal paid or not" Fizz went rigid "Yeah thats how I knew him when we were kidnapped he has tried twice but the last one got called off before Millie and Moxie got there for some reason"

"He was probably more useful to them alive but for what I am unsure. Theres always been infighting and social climbers in the Goetia but a hit thats bold and stupid. If you are caught your whole family would be in danger" Asmodeus looked both concerned and thoughtful "I will look into it but before you go home" he summoned a big bottle of pregnancy multivitamins and then cast a protective spell over me the sigil rested over my middle where another sigil flashed momentarily before they settled Asmodeus's on top of it "Don't worry its common for magical pregnancies to form a barrier to protect itself but mine should help as I doubt you are giving up your job anytime soon this one will protect you" I tilted my head confused Asmodeus sighed but smiled "Their spell protects them, mine protects you a bit short-sighted magically but its not much good them being protected if you get shot, stabbed or dead" I gulped yep thats right I clenched my fists remembering what I almost did but Asmodeus gave my shoulder a squeeze grounding me. "Don't worry we are here if you need us and don't hesitate to call if you need help or just to talk, having your heart broken is hard enough without having a physical reminder" I nodded over the sudden lump in my throat

"Don't worry I will be fine, just need to get back into things"

 

A few weeks later.....

"Blitz?" Millies voice comes from behind my office door

"Go away!" Nope not dealing with that, though I could use more ice cream but then I would have to leave my nest. 

"I'm comin' in"

"Read the chains!" Fuck they where on the wrong side and she just walks in turning off the tv

"Blitz, what are you doing? You've been in here watching this Earth trash forever"

"I'M COPING!" 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes:

This brings us up to ghostfuckers, my plan is to catch up with canon after laying this ground work and then get into it.

Chapter 3

Summary:

Millie and Blitz have their post Ghostfuckers talk and break the news with Loona

"So I'm your best friend, huh?" Blitz said feeling a bit vulnerable even though I knew what her answer would probably be

Millie laughed "What do you think?"

"I think…I- I've never had a real friend that I didn't wanna fuck. Other then Fizz and we had our moments" though I was relieved Millie felt the same way

"That mean you're not gonna try to be our third anymore?"  She was trying to joke like normal but I felt a stab go through me at that. It was probably similar actions in the past that led some of those people to the I hate Blitz parties over the years but not them never them.... I can't ruin another one.

"No". I climbed up on his van and looks down. "Not anymore".

Millie climbs up to join him. "The bird got to you that bad, huh?"

"I guess". Sigh more then you know

"Sooo, you gonna keep stalking us all the time?"

"Well you know, your husband is still a little fuckable." Probably not, won't have much time for it anyway.

"Yeah, he is. I hope he's doing okay." She looked somewhat horny/wistful and I couldn't help but be sad that it wasn't and would probably never be me.

"Well hes got Loonie there to help him out I'm sure she will keep him from spiralling too much. Even if its just to calm the shrieking" I laughed half heartedly starling slightly as Millie an arm around me.

"You know we are here if you need help too. Just say the word" I leaned into her and sighed in relief as I wrapped my tail around my front her joined me only to twitch next to my stomach and she looked up at me curiously.

"Well now you mention it I could use your help with something" she tilted her head her smile open "Could you help me tell Loona shes gonna be a big sister. I would rather she didn't throw me through a wall" Millie squealed wrapping me in a big hug before pulling back with a concerned look.

"But I punched you really hard in the gut to get the infester out" I smiled giving her tail a squeeze with mine

"Its ok Asmodeus said they are protected with their own magical bubble and he reinforced it around me as well so short of an angelic weapon, normal weapons and hits won't do them in" She still looked a bit dubious but nodded.

"So was it his" I nodded unable to look her in the eye or talk past the lump in my throat. She just gave me a tight hug and sighed in response

"Well fuck em, we don't need em. I'll help you let's go". I nodded at her determination and we hopped down and into the van, I summoned a portal and drove into our spot.

 

"Loonie, Moxie are you here" There didn't appear to be anyone around but we could hear what sounded like a musical from my office and rummaging in the breakroom. Sure enough Loona popped her head out of the breakroom, her arms full of snacks and an ice pop sticking out of her mouth.

"Oh your back how did it go"

"Fine.. Where's Mox" Millie's tail twitched nervously my own gripped my leg tightly to ground me.

"Oh he wouldn't stop flipping out so I gave him ice cream and put on a musical of that horny show you like" A twinge of interest passed through me at the mention but it died quickly after the hotel my interest waned.

"Ah'm could we maybe talk to you in the conference room for a minute please Loonie toonie" she rolled her eyes at the nickname but from the sound of it kicked the fridge door closed. Taking a deep breath to steel myself Millie clapped me on the back and smiled encouragingly at me when I looked back at her. We wandered into the conference room behind her. Loona slouched in her chair feet up looking annoyed

"So did you bail because I am not refunding that bitch her deposit and we need the money" I gulped about to speak when "Oh and I don't want any complaints but I convinced Wallie to take back those plates and extra owls and he gave us most of the money back"

"They were collectables wait no not the point" Annoyance flashed through me but ultimately she was right we could use all the money we can get. My tail wrapped protectively around my middle. "I actually wanted to talk to you about something" Loona's eyes flashed uncertainly between me and Millie

"Are you firing me again"

"No, no, hell no. I just wanted to let you know our ... um family is getting bigger" Loona tilted her head her ear twitching uncertain as to what I meant and a bit worried at what I meant if that twitch meant anything.

"Is Sallie May joining us or something or did you and Stolas make up" I flinched at the mention of Stolas and wrung my tail slightly before I came back to myself at Millie's nudge to my arm.

"No though it might not be the worst idea to take on some more people for cover" Hmm especially when I might need to take leave later on. I focused back in when I noticed how worried Loona looked at my comment "Not what I meant though we should revisit it later. I'm *gulp* pregnant" Loona stilled completely her eyes wide and frozen, sweat began to build up on my forehead "and its Stolas's" still nothing except a slight flicker of something in her eyes at his mention. "Loonie"

"Well, when are you kicking me out" Loona said looking down her hair falling over her face, as if determined not to meet my eyes or show me her emotions.

"What why would you move out" Loona exploded to her feet the chair thrown back on to the floor with a clang.

"Because your gonna have your real kid, with your boyfriend and won't need your angsty hound child to make you feel less alone"

"Loona Blitz won't" I held up my hand to stop her as Loona looked about to cry or throw a punch or both

"Loona you are my daughter nothing will ever change that" I stepped towards her about to give her a hug but she wasn't ready and I stopped when she growled.

"Yeah sure thats why you have Millie here as back up in case I chuck your lying ass out that window"

"Hey I'm here because he had a shitty day and asked me for support while he tells his daughter something that is difficult for him" Millie stood up indignantly and Loona's tail swished in irritation, her fists were clenched with tension though. Before she could move or say anything I launched myself at her wrapping her in a tight hug, because in a flash I understood.

"Loonie I have Millie here because I always say or do the wrong thing and people leave me." I felt her tremble because oh Satan did I understand. It was one of the biggest reasons I was on that roof and having a fucking asshole infester show me my greatest fuck up hits today on loop didn't help. "Your my daughter, my Loonie Toonie and will be the best big sister ever. Please not you, never you don't leave me" I broke down sobbing into her fur and felt the tremble that ran through her before she let out a whimper and hugged me back. We crumbled to the ground wrapped up in each other. She whimpered as she rested her head on top of my horns and I felt the tears drip onto my head. We just held each other for Lucifer knows how long.

 

Then as our sobs subsided and I began to hiccup, we turned after hearing a stifled sniffle. Millie was trying to hide her own tears and doing a pretty bad job at it.

"Need a hug Mil's" I offered she scoffed wiping her tears away roughly

"Fuck off" she said bluntly but not cold

"Well you can do it all these tears are gonna make mould grow in my fur. No thanks" We separated but despite the eye roll Loona still had a slight smile. I beamed as I felt as warm as if I ate a heap of lava rocks.

"So are you up for being a big sister Loonie" I felt my tail swish as I looked at her hopefully. Loona smiled and smirked

"Of course that kids gonna need all the help it can get" She was trying to pull of an exasperated air but her warm eyes and happily swishing tail was as much of a giveaway as my own.

"Thanks I'm kinda winging this whole baby thing other then what Fizz and Ozzie told me" She rolled her eyes and shook her head and rolled her eyes

"Of course we got ya B" Millie said giving me a hug I hadn't felt so happy and hopeful in so long so of course Hell had to ruin it.

"WHAT THE FUCK SIR!!! What do you mean you are pregnant" An angry and pouting about it Moxie had appeared in the door of the conference room. I guess the musical was over.

 

 

Chapter 4

Summary:

The events of mastermind occur and Blitz and Stolas's stars align once more

A couple of weeks had passed and November changed to December. Moxie was still giving him dirty or concerned looks but Millie seemed to have said something to him because the "you're so irresponsible" speech's were getting less frequent and baby material kept finding its way to his desk and healthy food to the fridge mysteriously. On the one hand he wanted to thank him for caring on the other it rankled when sometimes his mind said it was pity. Fizz was calling frequently and he had a new appointment with Ozzie just after Sinsmas. He caressed his stomach at the thought. His stomach was a little larger and harder but still easily hidden under his usual outfit. He leaned back at his desk to reduce his trouser buttons pressure on his stomach Probably not for much longer though. Loona and Millie wanted to organise another "girls night" this week and despite how many times he scoffed and rolled his eyes at the name (because not a girl and Moxie showed up too) it was great for keeping his mind off things. Absently he rubbed his stomach and looked at the latest hologram he got from Ozzie. The kids were becoming more defined. Baby A seemed to take after him more with an imp like tail but had Stolas's legs. He traced the slight beak and tiny tail of baby b and sighed as thoughts of Stolas threatened to overwhelm him. Sometimes he loved that they looked less like his worthless self and more like his pretty b..... Stolas. Other times it made it harder to forget how he fucked up their lives before they were even born. Stolas was a great father to his daughter Octavia despite her bitch mother and would be able to give him way more then he could but if he didn't want Blitz why would he want his kids. Tears dripped down his face as he rubbed his belly imagining what could have been and that it was Stolas rubbing his belly and leaving pamphlets around like Moxie. Making sure he took his meds like Fizz, who gave him a pill organizer so he would remember. Stolas making sure he ate regularly like Loona as he kept finding snacks within easy reach at home and in the office. Or taking his mind off things by telling him about the latest Hella Novela episode, instead of the latest Car Crash Carnage races in Wrath like Millie did. On the bright side business had picked up after their brief hiatus, he felt a twinge of guilt at that. Most of the missions had been fine lately though he could have done without the stalker and racist penguins. Loona was taking on more and it was good to have her available to help, since he would probably have to take up the receptionist job, once he got too big or the kids were born. Though at least they bonded over that attempted daughter stealing weirdo. He wiped away his tears If business picks up we may need to hire someone to cover me while I am off. If they were good and business got better we could even keep them on. He drummed his pen against the desk tail flicking in thought Might even help us increase the cases we deal with if we could operate multiple teams at once if we sent them out in squads. Hmmm.

"Blitz we have got four people here to see you about some work" Loona called from her desk. He straightened up in his chair.

"Sure send them in" Some tall imp teens wandered in looking excited Unusual but screw it don't have anything better to do today might as well hear them out.

 

Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!  his brain wasn't working he couldn't see an out the Reapers forcefield stopped them teleporting and even if he could reach it now, there was no way he could help the Asmodeus crystal get it up to get them out of here. They were dragging him into a court room from the looks of it and he found himself rambling anything and everything he could have done.

"Come on, guys! This is- this all just one big misunderstanding. Uh, is this about the orphans? ‘Cause they were already sick to begin with".

"SILENCE!" The towering figure of Satan appeared as the room lit up and in an instance I knew where we were the Court of Pandemonium "We are here to sentence the criminal imp, Blitzo".

"A-actually sir, the ‘o' is…" as he towered over me it was like all my insides were burning up under his glare "Totally there! You nailed it, great job"

"You and your crew are on trial for stealing a powerful Goetic heirloom for undocumented personal use in the mortal realm. How do you plead?" a rake of stuck up Goetia were leering down at us as Satan took his throne. But wait

"Oh, this is about the book? Ha! I didn't steal that thing! I mean I tried, right? But since when is attempting a crime illegal, am I right?" 

"Always". Not helping Mox, note to self hit him later.

"Point is! It was given to me, okay? I was allowed to use it." Not that Stolas and I are talking anymore never mind exchanging the book or anything.

"LIES!! Your honor."A pang went through his heart at the thought of Stolas and he had to resist the urge to cover his stomach as a prissy ice bitch got too close mid rant. "Speaking on behalf of my aggressively attractive sister: I must testify that this" points at Blitzo "BRUTEISH imp was forcing himself on her husband, Stolas, who" conjures a ice platform to slide towards Blitzo "unlike a responsible and handsome Goetic demon such as myself, was too weak and ashamed to come forward about it. The poor thing." The fuck

"WHAT?! Hey, I didn't force shit!" A muzzle appeared over his mouth and he could only yell angrily as frosty kept going

"This vile" smacks Blitzo back, fucker "hideous imp has put his kind to shame. Committing such hardened acts to GAIN THE UPPER HAND!"

"That isn't what happened!" Moxie starts only to get silenced by Satan "SILENCE!"

"Um, Satan? Sorry. W- wh- what did we say about negative energies in our mind temple? Yeah, remember to take deeeep breaths." a small baphomet hybrid demon appeared and was apparently succeeding at it because he sat back down.

"Right, yeah." gestures "Continue."

"Ahem. I'd like to add, your honor, *conjures an ice stand to hover above the courtroom.* that in addition to his unspeakable acts with our dear, beloved Stolas- " A red parrot bird brain popped out with more style then Jackie boy

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where is Stolas, anyway? Can't he speak on this himself? ¿Qué carajo? (What the Hell?)" Excellent point

"He…has not been informed of this trial"

"¿Qué? (What?) Why not?  If this involves him, then he should be here, no? No puedo creer... (I can't believe...) We need to summon him at once."

"Okay, Vassago. Shut the fuck up."

"¡NO me voy a callar, pendejo arrogante! (I will NOT shut up, you arrogant idiot!)" ice queen puffs up like the stupid peacock he is but parrot boy is not intimidated by him just annoyed.

"Stella and I didn't want to put him through the trauma of facing his aggressor. Who, might I also add…dramatic pause…" points at Blitzo "PLOTTED TO HAVE HIM ASSASSINATED!"

"What?!" I struggle in my bindings as the court seemed to freak out but I would never do that even when he broke my heart, burning the stuffed owls on their own helped for fucks sake.

"Puta madre... (Motherfucker...)?!" Dang I was starting to like parrot boy

"That wasn't him! We don't know who wanted Stolas dead, but it wasn't Blitzo!" Gratitude flooded me at Moxie trying to defend us.

"Oh? Well... Perhaps we should ask" snaps "The hitman! Himself! Who has agreed to give us his testimony in exchange for immunity." That asshole Striker came floating into view like the overdramatic dick he is

"It was him alright. Paid me to kill the precious Goetia to cover up what he was doing with the uhh… Um...The um...Line?"

Ice mice coughed "The Grimoire!"

"Yeah, that." Those lying bastards

"Blagh! WHAT?! Look, I am an assassin, okay? If I wanted to kill Stolas, I WOULD'VE DONE IT MY-FUCKING-SELF!!" The court filled with muttering and concerned/horrified looks even Ozzie and Beelzebub looked horrified.

"We're gonna fucking die." Moxie crys gripping Millie and I try to backtrack realising it didn't come out how I meant it.

"Hang on, that's not what I meant, okay? I'm just saying I could've totally fucking killed Stolas myself. B-but I would never do tha-" A muzzle appears on my mouth again and I can't defend myself or the others 

"What a disappointment" Satan said

"This is bullshit, guys. I've met this l'il imp dude before. He's a real wildcard, but he's a lot of fun and I think we should hear him out. It's pro'lly not a big deal."

"Yeah! I'm sure he has a good reason for all this." I felt a glint of hope as Beelzebub and Ozzie defended me

"Oh shut up, you two. We all know you enjoy slumming it with the lower class plebs. Unlike the rest of us, heh. Right, Levy?" He just doesn't like me because I defended Fizz

"Oh, you wanna" turns into a demonic form "fucking go, Mam!?" Aw Beelzebub held him back after he flared up ready to go.

"You're just pissy nobody wants to fuck with a flaming pile of clown shit." conjures a ice-cream stick with the shape of a dildo and throws it at him missing "Also, suck a dick!"

"Why don't you buzz on back to your mutt," flips off Beelzebub "bitch!"

"Why don't you keep fucking yourself, ya big asshole!" Beelzebub snapped back reminding me of Barbie

"Why don't we take a vote. Who wants to listen to hours of testimony?" Satan seems done with all this and if it didn't mean his death Blitz might feel the same way. Though very few raise their hands to support us "Who wants to kill this imp bastard and get home for lunch?" In a one-sided majority vote, the whole jury raised their hand and the spotlights shine on every single one of them, voting for kill Blitzo instead.

"Oh fuck all 'a y'all." Beelzebub was so disappointed at everyone that she flips at the jury before sitting down with Asmodeus, who is equally annoyed.

"HAH! Suck it ya bloody [HONK]!" I guess there is still some clown in that fat ass.

In a fit of anger, Beelzebub conjures a ice-popsicle dick and throws it into Mammon's mouth, knocking him back.

"You should've remained in your place, imp. You see, this is what happens when lesser demons try to step out of line." Andrealphus gloats. Andrealphus steps his heels on Blitzo's forehead before disappearing in a whish of mist. With the jury decided, Satan makes his sentencing. The chains around Blitzo disappears as he moves the frost from Andrealphus away. Striker tips his hat to the courtroom, smugly, as his platform descends back into the floor. Vassago watches from the balcony while tapping his finger on the rail, believing that something didn't feel right but doesn't say anything.

"For the treacherous crime of stealing a Goetia's grimoire for illegal use, bringing harm to a Goetic prince, and accessing the mortal coil without clearance or procedure: you, Blitzo, and your crew, are hereby sentenced... TO DEATH."

The gang is just frozen in shock but quickly he feels as if Elsa froze his insides as sadness fills him knowing there is no way out and its all his fault.

"Hey, Levy! After we celebrate this imps' death, let's go out, huh? Out on the town, what do you reckon?" Mammon says fake flirty but Leviathan seems both interested and disgusted.

"And due to your bold actions against the laws of Hell, your execution will be broadcasted across the Seven Rings. To remind all of imp-kind why our power must never be challenged again." Satan conjures cameras for all of Hell to witness the execution live. All over Hell, every tv magically shows the court regardless of whether it was on or not. Asmodues's phone goes off and I know it was Fizz, he's no doubt seeing this happen at home but as Asmodeus looks sombrely away I know he can't do anything.

I look at the group Noo its bad enough I am leaving Fizz alone I won't let my mistakes ruin one more life especially not theirs. The court stand where Blitzo was at suddenly turns into an execution block. Blitzo frantically try to remove the mouthguard finally getting it off.

"NO! Not them, Your Highness! It was me, it was all me, okay? Y-you can't expect to teach anyone a lesson by killing all of us!"

"You dare try to tell me how to PUNISH!?" Satan was so infuriated that just him standing up caused a thunderous quake, frightening the demons. He gets up and personal to Blitzo, bearing down on me.

"Uh, Satan! Heh, sorry. You know what, today is an amethyst and you're acting kind of ruby. Yeah? Try some meditatioooon, re-align your chakraaaas." The little hybrid is pretty successful Must be that demon Yogirt he was spotted out with on sinstagram. Hes either really good at his job or theres something there. If it wasn't so terrifying right now he would be looking forward to a gossiping session with Moxie later but he'd settle for them all living through this for now.

"Look, all that Hell is gonna see is you executing imps who are just trying to do their job! I'm the rogue here, not them!"

"Blitzo, what are you doing?" Moxie shoves away from the reaper holding him

"I suppose I created imp-kind to be obedient, I see no reason to punish the dutiful. Just axe the mouthy one." Satan sighs sitting back

"Oh shit, I did not see that coming, look I'm sorry Mox, I did everything I could-" "You know he means you, right?" He felt a chill go throw him when he felt the reapers hand on his shoulder that had nothing to do with the actual cold " Fuck me."

"Do you have any final words? We'll pretend to care." Satan says smugly

"All I was trying to do was rise above this stupid fucking place YOU ALL FORCED US INTO!" Might as well get in one last shot

"Your Highness, please. Blitzo just--"

"Moxxie, stop".

"Blitzo, I can't let you--"

"This big red bitch never planned on hearing us out". I look from Moxie up to Loona, who was looking at Blitzo with glossy eyes over losing her father.

"Just... just take care of Loona for me." I'm sorry I couldn't give you the family you deserved for long but at least she will have the M&M's

"No! I can't look, Millie..." Moxxie starts to tear up in disbelief. He holds onto his wife and turns his face away, crying. A bunch of chains surround Blitzo's body, holding him by the neck as he was forced to the chopping block. The Reaper conjures an axe in his hand to kill Blitzo with. Its eyes glow an ominous flaming red. He raises it, Moxxie and Millie hold on to each other with tears in their eyes as I realise this was really the end. Loona starts to tear up and whimpers like a dog, turning her head away from the gruesome scene. As Blitzo takes one last look at Millie, who looks at him. He too starts to cry and smiles .

"I love you guys."  and while I could save them I'm very sorry babies but you are coming with me too. Hopefully you have a better run in the next life. Please forgive me. 

 

Just in the Knick of time Stolas shows up using his magic to stop the axe.

"Ugh! Stolas! Get your ass outta my face!" As much as I apreciate his feathered butt this is not the time.

"What in LUCIFER'S HELL IS THIS?!" Satan was outraged by Stolas' intervention, grabbing Yogirt roughly like a squeeze toy

"I am about to explain everything! In the only way I know how... song!" Well we are doomed i slumped down resting my forehead on the executioners block.

"YES! Yes! Cántalo (sing it) baby!" Vassago gets excited and despite the guilt he feels at bringing all this on them both he can't help but admit sinister villain Stolas is hot as he sings.

 

"Get the FUCK off me!" Powerless he is thrown out of the court room luckily not landing on his stomach "Stolas! STOLAS!! Stolas! Fucking-use your powers, do something! Stolas!" The doors close behind him granting him a last torturous look at Stolas in chains as they close, he rushs to make his way back in the ridiculously big and heavy door "Ah, let me back in! WOW, this is a sturdy door! OW! My supple wrist!" Punching it may have not been the best idea but hopelessness fills him. Stolas I'm sorry. Sniffling he drops his hand down to rest on the small swell of his stomach and crys harder in great wracking sobs as the others wrap their arms around him I'm so sorry little ones. I am glad we will get to meet now but its all my fault you won't have your other Daddy.

Moxxie: (sobbing) Sir, sir-

Loona: (sobbing) Dad!

Moxxie: (sobbing) You're here.

Millie: (sobbing) Don't you ever do that to me again, you fucking idiot!

Please don't hate me as well little ones. Your big sister and aunt and uncle are here. Sobbing he buries his face in the nearest persons shoulder. Luckily it was Loona as Mox would hold it over him later if he ruined his shirt.

 

Just as they pull themselves together and he desperately tries to get through the doors again when they open and Stolas is thrown out. His heart jumps to his throat and he hurries to his side but luckily Stolas gets up quickly though he feels as frozen as the ice bitch when Stolas says "I… have been banish-ed-" Luckily or unluckily Stolas has a drink thrown at him stopping him from freezing up in guilt and self hatred.

"You suck, Stolas!"

"Hey! Fuck off, fuck-o!" I flip him off but Stolas just stands up dejectedly not really acknowledging the assault.

"No, it's fine, Blitzo. I'm okay."

"You need a ride home."

"I… have no home now. Everything I have is gone." Fuck wrong thing to say I grab his hand and give it a hopefully comforting squeeze.

"Look, come with me, alright? Let's get you out of here, n' you'll need a place to stay."

 

After all the support and in the case of Stolas hatred on the way home it is a relief to be back home. Stolas looks around and despite how tall Loona is the apartment has never looked smaller then when all 9+ft of bird is in his apartment knocking his head off a ceiling fan.

"Hey, um. I'm so glad you're okay. I love you, dad." He manages not to breakdown crying as Loona hugs him and she chuckles at the sniffle that slips out but gives him some space to settle a near catatonic Stolas and get him cleaned up. As upsetting as it is seeing Stolas like this and knowing it was to save him he finds comfort in keeping busy handling the practicality and familiarity of cleaning him up soothing for his raw nerves. He decides to give him some space to breathe and steps out.

"Thanks for the help Loonie" I smile at her Loona smiles back but the worry doesn't leave her eyes.

"What do we do now? Are you gonna tell him? You have to, especially now. Do we have enough space for everyone. Its small enough here as is" I sigh rubbing my horns nervously

"Your right. I will tell him and don't worry about that. My phone has been going off since the trial with sinners looking for jobs and imps wanting to work for us so the business should be busier then ever. We can move as planned though probably not until after new years but hopefully to a place big enough for everyone - even Octavia... If she wants... they want" I could feel myself rambling but sue me for wanting something to go well for once or for wanting to fix things for my bird... Stolas. Loona gives me another hug and then heads into her room. I know the conversation isn't over but it will have to do for now. I don't have much time to think of what to say when Stolas comes out in Loona's old clothes and I settle him on the couch with my favourite horse blanket.

"Thank you, Blitzo."

"Thank you, Stolas. For saving my life."

"Always." Stolas's voice is sad and tired and I can't seem to find the words to say what I need to say. 

"Hey, Stolas I-" I turn back to find him fast asleep. Chuckling I kiss him while smoothing back his feathers. I suppose it can wait until tomorrow. I grab a spare blanket and settle down in the bean bag chair. Its comfortable enough and provides a great view of a certain sleeping bird and the fireworks outside. Blitz is uncertain how to deal with the new found notoriety on the one hand his younger self would have killed for this but looking at his poor broken bird it doesn't seem worth it. He shoots an anxious Fizz a text so he will stop spamming his chat letting him know hes ok and they can meet up over the holidays. Smiling he gets comfy shuffling about a little and drifts off a small smile on his face at being around his bird again, hand on his stomach covered by the blanket. It will all be okay.

 

 

 

 

 

Notes:

Phew that was a bear of a chapter. Having to cover so many canon character moments and put my own spin took a while but nearly there. I plan on continuning the story afterwards and if you noticed its a part of a series and will sink up with the other au I am working on with Lucifer soon. However this fic will largely be about Blitz and Stolas with maybe some cameos we'll see. Readers of that AU don'e worry I haven't abandoned it I just realised I should probably explain why my Blitz and Stolas are different and it became a whole story. After the next chapter I will be splitting time between them and updating as much as possible.

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 3 of The light of the Morningstar