Chapter 1: Unlucky me, Who knows way too much.
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Two time was always different. They always received weird looks. They felt like they were nothing. Nothing. Not even supposed to exist. Their gray feathered wings, their sharp fangs, their tail made of bone and flesh, their black ears like a fox that flicked at every noise, their manic smile, they were never looked up to. They tried to be kind to everyone around them, but they were never thanked. Two time themself felt like everyone treated them like a burden. After being lied to by the person they viewed as their father figure, they decided there would be no more of this. so, they sat by the dock, spending what they wanted to be the last calm moments of their life, watching the fishes swim in the water, without a worry in their peanut sized brains. maybe the only reason they reason they noticed the impurities of the world is because they actually have some brain. They Grabbed their dagger and slit their throat, guaranteeing them an instant death.
They woke up...? No. this wasn't supposed to happen! but they felt their throat, no slit. their ears were still in shape, everything was the same. except, no injuries? no scars, no scabs, no wounds, nothing. Just Two time. They stood up to meet some other people here with them.
"Ah! Another one? I'm Elliot what's yours?"
"uh-uh- my names uhm- Two time..!"
"It's always fun to meet another survivor in this!"
It had been a long time ever since their arrival. They were sitting down on the couch watching the crackling fire, waiting for the current round to end. they weren't put into that round. their ears flicked, paying attention to a noise, coming from the respawn bench. Two time squeaked in confusion, standing up, and walking toward the respawn bench, seeing a yellow-skinned Robloxian, wearing a blue hoodie, and green shorts.
"Hello?" two time called out to the slightly conscious Robloxian.
"EEK!" yelled the Robloxian
"oh! sorry for scaring you! it appears i haven't seen you before! are you new here?" inquired Two time.
"y-yes... M-My name's Noob, what's yours...?" asked the Robloxian, now known as Noob.
"I'm Two time! I can help you get settled in around here. It wasn't easy for me when I first arrived either!" Two time responded.
"Here, I'll show you around! First lets find your room." Two time followed up, grabbing noob wrist, pulling them up from the bench. The duo walked down the hallway, until stopping at Two time's room, looking at the sign, now reading 'Two time and Noob'
"ah! it looks like we were paired up together! what an interesting coincidence!" Said Two time, opening the door to see their room and fused with what Noob's bedroom had looked like before they were transported here.
"It will probably be a while until the others come back, so how about we just rest here for a bit? What do you think Noob?"
...
"Noob?"
...
"NOOB!"
"Ah! sorry, I just- ju- just zoned out a bit there.." Noob, said slightly lying, they weren't fully zoned out, they were just looking at Two time's face, noticing its true beauty.
Noob turned away, embarassed, and blushing.
Chapter 2: The Black cat and the Golden retriever.
Summary:
sigh.. they are so black cat and golden retriever coded i love them
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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It had been a week since their meeting, they were starting to avoid each other in rounds. they were each blushing at even the thought of one another, but each thought the other didn't like them, therefore increasing the tension between them. Two time decided they had enough of this. Noob was in a round that time, and they weren't, so they decided to leave a note on their bed.
Dearest Noob,
I have taken notice to the increasing tension between us ever since we met.
I'd like to break the growing tension before it gets out of hand.
Meet at the dock after you read this. I'll be waiting.
-Two time
This was the very first thing Noob had read after surviving a pretty tough round up against Noli. Noob was a bit anxious after reading it, but they knew deep down, that it was something very important, especially from the one they loved! Noob walked outside to see Two time sitting on the dock, fiddling with their bandages on their legs. Noob sat down next to them silently, not wanting to scare them. Two time's ears flicked, then turning their head around to see their crush, Noob, sitting down right next to them.
"You're right on time, Noob! i wanted to have a little chat with you, since we haven't interacted much since your arrival..." they cut off their sentence, trailing off.
"uh, Two time? Are you okay?" Asked Noob, concerned for them and their wellbeing.
"Do-Do you really care? Well....no. the truth is, I just try to seem positive all the time... I.. don't usually open up to others." Replied Two time. "But.. I've decided.. I wanna open up to you."
"W-What...?" Noob said while actively blushing. "What are you talking about..?" Noob brushed away the hair near their eyes and swooped it to their ear.
"I don't wanna be your friend." Said two time a bit over a mumble. Two time got out of their crouching position and they lightly clutched Noob chin.
"This.. sound weird but, may i get a better look at you?" Two time giggled at their own words, slightly covering their mouth in embarrassment.
"uhm- s-sure...?" Replied noob blushing even harder.
"your eyes match your hair. your beautiful blue eyes really contrast your yellow hair. I like it." Two time said, examining Noob's face further. Noob was exploding on the inside, being this close to their crush made them uneasy, but comforted at the same time? Two time swept their hair away so they could get a better look at their face. Then, they decided this was the moment, wrapping their arm around Noob's shoulder and neck, clutching onto Noob's chin bit harder, they pulled them closer, and kissed them right on the lips, Pouring love into the moment.
"Noob, I cannot hold this feeling in any longer. I. love. you." Two time said, admitting their feelings.
"oh, T- Two time.. I-I love you too..." Noob whispered, holding back tears of joy. Two time then wrapped them inside an embrace, shielding them with their wings.
"T-Two time? You've never spread your wings that big, why is that?" Noob inquired to their now, partner.
"I-I only protect the ones I love and trust with these wings." Two time answered to their Enbyfriend. (Non-binary version of girlfriend/boyfriend)
"aww you're really sweet." Said Noob in a playful tone.
Notes:
i love them :3
SNACKTIME/TWONOOB PEAK
how the fuck do you write first person yall
Chapter 3: You Didn't leave me...?
Summary:
Two time gets almost murdered by shedletsky.
ANGST EAT UP MY CHILDREN
also wrote majority of this while listening to tv girl and jack stauber
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS DETAILED DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE AND NEAR DEATH EXPERINCES!
Two time decided to go outside for a bit after a round. They sat by the dock like they'd usually do to calm themself down. They paid attention to the rippling water beneath their feet, watching the sunset fall beneath the trees. They longed to be at peace, just to let the wind take them and just flow to the breeze. They heard some slow foot step pacing back and forth, but they decided to pay no attention to it. Which would then lead to their near-death experience. Shedletsky creeped up behind them and slashed his sword across their back, causing major bleeding.
Two time shrieked in pain.
"oh . . it seems I've been defeated!" Two time coughed out blood from their mouth. "I've been waiting for so long for this moment! I-I'm finally going to die . . . . hah . . ha . ." Two time said before collapsing on the dock.
Noob immediately recognized the scream, rushing outside to investigate the noise. Noob's blood ran cold as they saw their partner's body, laying on the dock.
"NO! N-N-NO! THIS CAN'T BE REAL..!" Noob pleaded to their unresponsive partner, sniffling and letting tears run down their cheeks. Noob wiped off the blood on their partner's face, still sniffling. Elliot heard all the commotion and ran outside.
"Noob? Is everything ok- HOLY SHIT." Elliot said, after seeing Noob clutching onto Two time's body.
"Cousin . . I can take care of them . . ok?" Elliot said, softly grabbing the cultist out of Noob's arms. Noob sniffled, wiping away their tears. As Elliot ran inside to take care of Two time, Noob followed behind slower, after reaching the door, they ran into their room, crying to their pillow.
It was the next morning, running into the living room to see their partner, bandaged up at the torso, right where the slash hit them.
"My darling . . please respond . . I need you . ." Noob pleaded to their partner.
"mh . . hm . . w-what happened..?" Two time mumbled after waking up to their partner looking happily at them after they had finally awoke.
"YOU'RE ALIVE!!" Noob exclaimed in joy.
"Ah! what's this sharp pain in my back..?" Two time asked.
"Oh! I found you almost dead at the dock last night. I thought you were dead my darling!" Noob responded to their partner.
"Noob, my sunshine . . . you- you actually saved me . . ?" asked Two time to their partner.
. . .
"T-Two time . . . . of course I would save you . . . . Why wouldn't I? I'm your partner!" Replied Noob
. . .
"You didn't break my trust . . .?" Two time whispered.
"My darling! You can always trust me!" Noob affirmed.
"You- you did that . . . ? For me . . . ?" Two time whispered once again.
Notes:
yall two time and noob will make tf out next chapter chapter/srs
Chapter 4: SLIGHTLY SMUT CHAPTER!!
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WARNING: DETAILED MAKING OUT IN THIS CHAPTER!
Two time was sitting on the couch. They often found themself fiddling with their bandages, waiting for Noob to return from the round. Once they saw their beloved they grabbed their wrist, slightly frightening Noob.
"Oh! Hi darling!" Noob said.
"C-Can we go to our room..?" Two time asked barely above a whisper.
"uhm.. ok! I-I'll meet you there!" Noob responded.
Two time gradually and cautiously walked down the wooden hallway of the cabin. As they opened the door, they saw Noob, sitting down on their bed. Noob was unaware that their partner was present in the room. Two time say down on the bed, on top of their sweetheart, pinning them down on the bed. Two time gazed lovingly down towards Noob.
"Wasn't expecting me here, were you, Darling~" Said Two time in a sweet voice.
Noob started started strongly blushing.
"Oh uh-" Noob was cut off by Two time sticking their tongue inside their mouth, feeling all around it.
Two time slowly pulled away, saliva still dripping down the corner of their mouth. Two time wiped away the saliva on their mouth.
"You want more?~" Two time asked in the same loving, sweet, voice.
"Mmm~ Yes..~ Mhmm..~" Noob replied softly.
Two time dipped back down toward their lover, twirling their tongues together. Noob could feel Two time's tongue piercing. After they were done, Two time lifted themself and Noob up, pinning Noob to the back of the bed. Noob gazed upwards, tired, and softly smiling at their lover. Two time pulled off Noob's overshirt, leaving Noob's bra visible. Two time moved their hands to Noob's shoulders, resting their lips on their left shoulder, and softly leaving a bite mark on the spot. Two time's black lip gloss left a light mark around the bite. Two time then went to nuzzle into Noob's chest, feeling warm and fuzzy inside.
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